Post by Azurine Vebbins on Nov 7, 2021 15:00:02 GMT -5
“Da Hardheaded Housewife” peruses a particular periodical while consuming copious cake donuts. She knew this day would come. Today’s digital cover of “The Puget Pejorative” illustrates an infuriating issue. Missus Leo Albright was no longer Azurine’s “speculative spouse.” The mirthful magician was spotted by paparazzi clinking champagne flutes with a new starlet from Seattle. To further temper their tawdriness, the tabloid juxtaposed Ms. Vebbins giving that intimate interaction a glaring, glazed over gaze. While such an image was cropped in unflattering light, “Da Adorkable Angel” recognizes readers will reach their own resolution. Both women worked an amorous angle which shuffled several shades of gray. If it was a mixed load of laundry, it was “Da Damsel in Dat Dress,” little red accented black numbers combined with Leo’s pearl pantsuits. For Albright, she wanted exponential exposure in an expanding entertainment environment. Being a charming coefficient for Action Wrestling’s “Vivacious Variable” meant she’d have an alternate avenue to attract audiences. Azurine, meanwhile, wanted a supportive someone who would walk her down the aisle at the next pay-per-view. Those who purchased Execution witnessed their climactic conclusion as “The Leading Lady” walked Vebbins on a leash to ringside. Then again, what chanters probably remember more is Aphriya Adler walking out of Bud Walton Arena victorious. Our holiday-hustling heroine comprehends the capable challenge presented. Can “Dat Azz” get her proverbial rear in gear or will her dynamic natural ability get spliced by “The Bad Apple Bottom Gene?” It’s something pundits like Denzel Porter and John Thomas will certainly debate Tuesday morning on nationally-syndicated podcasts. As her stream finishes buffering, Azurine tidies up and projects a brave babyface persona.
Azurine Vebbins: If cleanliness is next to godliness, den nerdiness is next to naughtiness. Happy National STEM Day or STEAM Day if you aren’t art averse, Atlanta! “Da Vivacious Variable” Azurine Vebbins here to discuss my encore recital wid Aphriya Adler. “Da Bad Apple Bottom Gene” pulled and katana cut da rug out from me at Execution. I Tornado DDT “Da Killa Bae” Cheyenne Walker and den Aphriya tosses me outta da rin’ like I brought fake identification. Personally, we’re a couple gal pals who’ll definitely chat over cups of cappuccino. Professionally, dough, I wanted a gracious gesture to get my groove back. Hence, dis Monday night at CruiserClash, under more controlled conditions, I’m expectin’ a different decision. Whed-er she applies an affirmational C’est La Vie, lulls me into believin’ da Sun Has Set, or has me hangin’ on by a Heartbeat, I’m takin’ her best shot and den slammin’ it onto da bar. After all, Adler strikes me as a Harvey Wallbanger when mood and music meet. Smood, sophisticated, and should be imbibed responsibly. It’s just da exuberance she exudes when flirtin’ wid a fellow friendly face. B-flat honest, wid da week I’m havin’, her energy exhilarates my own.
Knew dis would happen eventually. Missus Leo Albright’s sippin’ wid some starlet in Seattle and I’m alone in Atlanta. Didn’t believe our chemistry was combustible. Maybe our arrangement just wasn’t steamy enough for “Da Puget Pejorative.” Eider way, she’s back in da tabloid datin’ pool and I’m just anoder “Vanilla Vixen” who’s hurtin’ too much to get back in da hunt. At least, dat hunt. Similar to my moniker-appreciative adversary, I clamor to be in contention for da Action Wrestlin’ Cruiserweight and CBS All Access Championships. J.C. Keeton and Cassidy Adler are talented titleists, but bode have veiled vulnerabilities. Whoever wins between Aphriya and I deserves consideration for a one-on-one orchestration against dem. Scientifically speakin’, I’ve conducted more experiments while trainin’ for dis tussle. Technologically, I’ve input data into my exercise equipment which should result in an overwhelmin’ output of ovation from you fine folk. Adler might have me on engineerin’ since she possesses a 15 pound muscle advantage. However, mad-e-mat-i-cally, I shall add power, subtract weakness, multiply my manglin’ mettle, and divide doubt of Azurine Vebbins still bein’ successful in 2021. It’s gonna be a rumba to remember at State Farm Arena. Like a good neighbor I’ll be deyr and akin to original Jake, I’ll be kickin’ Aphriya’s sass in khakis.
"Da Adorkable Angel" double blinks as her stream blips out.
Azurine Vebbins: If cleanliness is next to godliness, den nerdiness is next to naughtiness. Happy National STEM Day or STEAM Day if you aren’t art averse, Atlanta! “Da Vivacious Variable” Azurine Vebbins here to discuss my encore recital wid Aphriya Adler. “Da Bad Apple Bottom Gene” pulled and katana cut da rug out from me at Execution. I Tornado DDT “Da Killa Bae” Cheyenne Walker and den Aphriya tosses me outta da rin’ like I brought fake identification. Personally, we’re a couple gal pals who’ll definitely chat over cups of cappuccino. Professionally, dough, I wanted a gracious gesture to get my groove back. Hence, dis Monday night at CruiserClash, under more controlled conditions, I’m expectin’ a different decision. Whed-er she applies an affirmational C’est La Vie, lulls me into believin’ da Sun Has Set, or has me hangin’ on by a Heartbeat, I’m takin’ her best shot and den slammin’ it onto da bar. After all, Adler strikes me as a Harvey Wallbanger when mood and music meet. Smood, sophisticated, and should be imbibed responsibly. It’s just da exuberance she exudes when flirtin’ wid a fellow friendly face. B-flat honest, wid da week I’m havin’, her energy exhilarates my own.
Knew dis would happen eventually. Missus Leo Albright’s sippin’ wid some starlet in Seattle and I’m alone in Atlanta. Didn’t believe our chemistry was combustible. Maybe our arrangement just wasn’t steamy enough for “Da Puget Pejorative.” Eider way, she’s back in da tabloid datin’ pool and I’m just anoder “Vanilla Vixen” who’s hurtin’ too much to get back in da hunt. At least, dat hunt. Similar to my moniker-appreciative adversary, I clamor to be in contention for da Action Wrestlin’ Cruiserweight and CBS All Access Championships. J.C. Keeton and Cassidy Adler are talented titleists, but bode have veiled vulnerabilities. Whoever wins between Aphriya and I deserves consideration for a one-on-one orchestration against dem. Scientifically speakin’, I’ve conducted more experiments while trainin’ for dis tussle. Technologically, I’ve input data into my exercise equipment which should result in an overwhelmin’ output of ovation from you fine folk. Adler might have me on engineerin’ since she possesses a 15 pound muscle advantage. However, mad-e-mat-i-cally, I shall add power, subtract weakness, multiply my manglin’ mettle, and divide doubt of Azurine Vebbins still bein’ successful in 2021. It’s gonna be a rumba to remember at State Farm Arena. Like a good neighbor I’ll be deyr and akin to original Jake, I’ll be kickin’ Aphriya’s sass in khakis.
"Da Adorkable Angel" double blinks as her stream blips out.