Post by Cassidy Adler on Nov 7, 2021 9:32:58 GMT -5
"Oh, fuck your feelings, truth is only hearsay."
"Hey, Kiko.
"Normally, I'd ask for permission before cutting your name short, but since I'm your only lifeline in this organization, it's only right I get to name you, along with the rest of my children here on the B-Show.
"So, Kiki, let's talk facts.
"You need me.
"Not physically, although I'm sure you want a piece of it. Not mentally, because you can't handle people smarter than yourself. But you need me in every sense of the word. Because without me? People like you don't exist in this world.
"The wannabe hero with the corny one-liners, all the over-the-top bullshit about how you got the heart of the lion and a warrior's spirit, like any of that shit actually matters when all I need to do is catch you by surprise for three seconds and leave your dignity and title aspirations in fuckin' shreds, just like I did last week.
"Without me, who do you get to say that shit to? You must feel so righteous, huh? Sitting up there talkin' down on everyone like you're some beacon of light, sent on a mission to cleanse Action Wrestling of the pathetic, morally corrupt men and women here.
"You're a one-note scrub who can't change gears. Once you've seen one Kiki promo and one Kiki match, you've seen them all. Your formula is the same. Never changing. Repetitive. Downright fuckin' dreadful. And somehow, even though you saw just last week that, it doesn't matter how 'prepared' you are, how morally righteous you believe yourself to be, or how much 'fire' you got in that tiny body of yours, it doesn't amount to shit. I'm convinced I could drop you out of a boat in the middle of the ocean and you'd still fail to hit water, the way you fuckin' flop when put next to anyone who actually has a shred of personality.
"Hell, even though I practically ended the career of that Roddy guy, he's still out here gettin' the one up on you and living rent free in that empty head of yours. Dude's taking a shit all up in your mental space, and that's the same guy I put in a bodybag when everyone was convinced he was the next big thing.
"So before you talk to your betters with that nasty fuckin' attitude of yours, remember that I'm the one who gives you a chance to make a living here. If AE was filled with Kiko's all talking the same boring shit about how much this place means to them, and how they wanna be honorable and be a hard-fighting, defending champ, then it would crumble and burnout faster than your career will after I'm done embarrassing you for the second time in as many weeks.
"Because if you haven't noticed, Keeks, I AM a defending champion, I AM the pride of this fuckin' rundown shit-show. Why? Because people want to see what crazy, hot fire shoot I'm about to drop on plebs like you. They're tuning in to see if I'll back up this talk or if I'm gonna get my comeuppance and have the big hero snuff me out and make a name for themselves.
"Which, of course, would do wonders for a nobody like you. Years spent grinding, and yet you're the undisputable B-Side to the God-King of CruiserClash and Action Wrestling as we know it. I paved the way for all the 'obnoxious', 'ruthless' promos you see from all these young guys trying to imitate the master of the game.
"A win against me solidifies your hero status. It makes you the one who managed to end Big Bad Adler's reign of tyranny and stranglehold over this belt, because let's be real, Keeks, the moment I'm through with this shit? It's back to headlining ACTUAL shows, you know, the ones you aren't invited to because you have no capacity to evolve, no ability to be anything more than the goody-two-shoes, hard-working, respectable little girl whose trying her best to put on a show for these people.
"But you don't gotta worry about that, sweetheart, because the shows right here. It always has been. So all you gotta focus on? All you gotta worry about?
"Is win.
"Because if you don't? Oh, man, you're through.
"That whole image you've worked so hard to build. All those brave, powerful, emotional promos you've cut about wanting to be a respectable and fighting champion. It all gets thrown out the fuckin' window when I drop you on your head for funsies.
"And then what are you, Kiki? Without your honor, with your dignity shredded, with your whole ethos burst into flames by that despicable Adler with his mean words and rotten personality.
"Can you feel that pressure?
"It's fuckin' crushing, ain't it?
"Welcome to the Adler dance floor, babes. All you gotta know is the two-step. First, make it to the ring without completely breaking down mentally.
"Two? Let me carry your career for 15 more minutes before I end it for good."