Main Event
Kitsumi & Roddy Zalez vs Paul Mall & Terra Walker
We head to the arena where not too long after the camera eyes the titantron, a soft violin starts to play on the PA. About five seconds in, the beat starts to kick in as "Open Door (The Apollo Remix)" by Mike Shinoda hits.
Once the verse starts, Roddy Zalez and Doc Knockem enter the arena. Roddy is dressed to compete while Doc is dressed in his usual suit and cowboy hat combo. The former has a smirk on their face while the latter just stands ominously. They look out to the booing crowd before beginning their trek towards the ring.
Jimmy Garcia: As we saw last week, Roddy Zalez and Kitsumi officially formed an alliance.Katta Pult: Not a partnership. An alliance.Jimmy Garcia: Calling themselves The Rulers of Our Kind, whatever the hell that means.Katta Pult: An alliance brought together by revenge on Tsukiko and one of their opponents tonight: Paul Mall.The two men ignore the fans at ringside, all of whom are either giving them thumbs down or other rude gestures. Doc stares down the ultra rude ones, but Roddy just ignores them. He takes the steps into the ring, followed soon by Doc. Once both men are in the center of the mat, Doc stands behind Roddy with his hands in folded in front of him at his waist. Roddy spreads his arms wide, his smirk quite evident.
The lights go out, but the music continues to play. They quickly turn back on where Kitsumi is seen on her knees in front of Roddy, her smile wide as he hands lie in front of her on the mat.
The music fades away as Doc turns towards Ethan Miller with a nod.
Ethan Miller: Introducing to the ring, accompanied by Doc Knockem. At a combined weight of 238 lbs.! The team of Roddy Zalez and Kitsumi, The RULERS...of Our KIND!Kitsumi reaches her feet, skipping around in circles, anxiously awaiting her opponent. Roddy stands in the middle of the ring, a smirk on his face.
Doc exits the ring as the duo turn towards the stage.
A sound of a thumb flicking a lighter reverberates over the PA system as the lights dim to black. It is immediately followed by the synth of a recognizable 80's classic. At the entrance curtain, the formation of a silhouette can be seen: its only distinguishing characteristic is a cherry of a lit menthol near the head.
Ethan Miller: Making his way down to the ring, from Winston-Salem, North Carolina!As "Rock me Amadeus" begins to pick up, the lights return to reveal the Surgeon General’s sworn enemy and the highway’s best friend taking a drag from the cancer stick and exhaling extravagantly.
Ethan Miller: Weighing in at 200 pounds, he is the Natural American Spirit...Paul Mall!Jimmy Garcia: Our number one contender! The winner of the eliminator tournament!Katta Pult: Kudos to him. He defeated Masuda Teijin at Execution to claim that right.The trucker-slash-acrobat makes his way down the aisle with the cigarette in his mouth, making sure to criss-cross the barricades to slap the outstretched hands of the fans who give him a rousing ovation. As the AW crew have set out a courtesy tray for him at his corner, he pops the ash into it before standing in front of the ring. He stares into his opponent's eyes. As Doc looms on the outside, watching closely, Kitsumi approaches.
With her usual, calm smile on her face, she stares through the ropes at Paul as his music fades out.
Jimmy Garcia: Kitsumi has been looking to tear Paul apart since he beat her in the eliminator tournament. Tonight is their first match SINCE their tournament match.Kitsumi ducks, leaning on the middle rope to stare at him. Paul starts to approach until Roddy flies over her with a suicide dive! It takes out Paul as Roddy lands on his feet!
Jimmy Garcia: Roddy Zalez with the cheap shot before the bell has even rung!Katta Pult: It's not Kitsumi doing it, but you can bet she's enjoying this!Doc approaches, joining in with Roddy as they beat on Paul. They each grab an arm, hitting an Irish whip into the steel steps. Roddy turns around and points to the camera, talking some trash.
Jimmy Garcia: Terra might need to come out here early!Roddy and Doc pick up Paul once again before throwing him into the turnbuckle post. Paul collapses to the floor, holding his head close.
Katta Pult: The ref might wanna check on that.The crowd turn their boos into cheers. Roddy enters the ring while Doc backs away past the steel steps when Terra hits ringside. She checks on Paul, seeing if he's alright. He is turned over as blood starts to pour out of a wound.
Jimmy Garcia: Unbelievable! They've busted him open!Katta Pult: Already weakened him before the bell rings.Kitsumi watches with a sinister smile as Terra weighs her options. With a growl, she leaves Paul at ringside as she approaches the ropes.
Doc sneaks up behind her while Kitsumi keeps the ref occupied.
Katta Pult: What's he planning?As the ref focuses on Kitsumi, Doc runs forward, slamming an elbow into the back of Terra's head.
Jimmy Garcia: That's what he's planning!Terra falls through the ropes, leaving her open season for Kitsumi to hook a leg and the ref to call for the bell.
DING DING DING
Immediately he slides down for the cover.
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KICKOUT
Jimmy Garcia: Barely a two count!Kitsumi grabs Terra's legs, hooking them under her arms. Roddy slides onto the apron, laughing and pointing at a bleeding Paul as he starts to make his way to his corner using the apron as a support.
Katta Pult: Well, no respect from The Young Dynasty, that's for sure.Kitsumi falls backwards, catapulting Terra right into a pendulum kick by Roddy. She falls back, landing on Kitsumi's legs. Roddy holds the ropes tight before springing over them with a twisting splash.
Jimmy Garcia: They call that Aisuru's Throne.Katta Pult: That is some...interesting context.Kitsumi lets Terra hit the mat as Roddy slides back to his corner. She hooks a leg.
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KICKOUT
Terra sits up, allowing Kitsumi to slam her head back into the mat hair first. She is reprimanded for it as she looks over at Paul, who is ascending the opposite steel steps and finally reaching his corner. He leans against the ropes, wary of the blood pouring down his face.
Jimmy Garcia: That does not look good...Kitsumi waves at him for a moment before turning around into a Northern Lights Suplex!
Jimmy Garcia: Beautiful Northern Lights!1
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Doc drags Kitsumi by her Vans, taking her out of the cover before stepping away. The ref looks around, somewhat confused as Terra looks right towards the big man.
Jimmy Garcia: Yeah she knows who it was!Katta Pult: Doc is getting paid here tonight.Doc remains neutral as Terra grabs Kitsumi's hair. The two have a brief staredown before Terra goes for a back fist. Kitsumi ducks before hitting one of her own.
Katta Pult: Ooh what a shot!Kitsumi continues turning, nailing a back elbow to Terra's head. Once she is front and center, she nails a leaping clothesline to take the other woman down.
Jimmy Garcia: The Kitsumi Tsunami just took Terra to the mat.Kitsumi grips Terra in a front facelock, having her reach her knees before dragging her into her corner. She makes the tag, but Roddy instead approaches the middle of the apron. Kitsumi adjusts Terra's arm, lifting her up for a suplex. On the way down, Roddy springs up and hits an elbow drop when Terra's abdomen is to the ceiling. The bounce from Terra and Roddy hitting the man can be seen.
Jimmy Garica: That Arc of the God might've just made Terra lose her breath!Terra holds her abdomen close, trying to maintain her breathing, but Roddy isn't having it. He grabs her down by the air, planting his forearm into her face.
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KICKOUT
Jimmy Garcia: What an arrogant cover.Katta Pult: Insult to injury is kind of Roddy's game.Roddy looks at the ropes then at Terra. She struggles to stand, but manages to reach her knees. Roddy runs to the ropes, going for a knee, but mid-run, Terra hits a HUGE clothesline that sends Roddy ass over hair! Both of them hit the mat with another bounce!
Jimmy Garcia: Wow what a clothesline!Katta Pult: This is Terra's chance. But is Paul in good enough condition?Terra starts to crawl towards Paul, who wipes the blood from his face and holds the other hand out for a tag. Doc suddenly gets on the apron and the ref immediately goes to confront him. Terra makes the tag and Paul comes in, a bit weak, but ready to go.
Jimmy Garcia: There's the tag!Doc hops off the apron and the ref turns around, narrowly stopping Paul from going over after Roddy, who slides away back to his corner.
Katta Pult: But the ref didn't see it!Jimmy Garcia: Damn that Doc! Damn him!The ref waves it off, proving Katta's point. Paul puts his non-blood filled hand through his hair before exiting the ring, arguing with the ref all the while. The ref turns around as Roddy drags Terra back to their corner. He holds his hand to Kitsumi, who tags, something the ref acknowledges.
Roddy hits a kick to Terra's ribs before leaving. Kitsumi grabs Terra's arm, holding it up as she looks a bit out of it. Terra, with somewhat glazed eyes, looks up at Kitsumi who sends a sharp kick into chest.
Jimmy Garcia: God what a penalty kick!She kicks up and hits another! She goes for a third, but Terra catches it!
Katta Pult: Three was too many!Terra starts to stand up, her right arm being held by Kitsumi and her left arm preoccupied in keeping Kitsumi's right leg in place. She starts to shake with frustration and rage as she reaches her feet. The two meet eyes as Kitsumi slaps her once. Terra takes it, looking back to her and telling her to do it again. Kitsumi complies with an ever harder slap.
Terra turns to Kitsumi and smiles. She gets her right arm free and hugs Kitsumi, lifting the teenager's right leg up to meet her head. She turns and nails a leg-trap suplex, but adds a bridge to it!
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RODDY RUNS IN AND BREAKS IT UP
Jimmy Garcia: Mamma mia what the hell was that move?As the ref admonishes Roddy, Terra looks over at Paul.
Katta Pult: I don't know what it was but it was damn impressive.Terra starts to crawl over to Paul.
Terra is inches away from Paul, centimeters, millimete--!
Just as Terra goes for it, Roddy runs into the ring, leaping off Walker's back and hitting a dropkick that sends Paul off the apron, sending him face first into the canvas. Roddy exits the ring, following that up by slamming head face first into the steps. The ref starts to yell at him as Roddy holds his hands up, running back to his corner. When Roddy reaches his corner, he continues to distract the ref. Kitsumi reaches her feet the same time as Terra does. Doc slides in and nails an elbow to the back of Terra's head, leading her right into her own corner.
Jimmy Garcia: And again! Doc Knockem once again gets involved in the match!Doc slides back out of the ring and Roddy allows the ref his freedom. Kitsumi backs up, keeping an eye on Terra with that sinister smile on her face. She rushes, going for a cannonball, but Terra moves out of the way at the last possible second! She collides with the turnbuckle, hitting the mat in a crumple.
Jimmy Garcia: She went for the Rolling Kitsumi, but Terra managed to JUST dodge it!Katta Pult: Terra's gotta capitalize with Paul still out of it and bleeding!Terra looks up, seeing her partner still hasn't recovered.
The crowd's cheers start to pick up as the camera turns to the outside. We see Tsukiko running down the ramp, hitting a jumping knee to the back of Doc. This sends him into the apron.
Jimmy Garcia: It's Tsukiko!Doc turns around and takes a another jumping knee, this time to the face. He turns around, stepping back to the steel steps. Kitsumi and Roddy watch on as Tsukiko hits a bicycle knee to the side of Doc's head, sending the other side into the steps.
Katta Pult: There's that Moon Breaker again!Jimmy Garcia: Tsukibureekaa!Tsukiko steps back as Doc hits the floor in a heap. Roddy points at her from inside the ring near the ramp, hesitant to check on Doc. Kitsumi stares as well and Terra seizes her opportunity. He grips Kitsumi's waist, pushing Roddy forward and sending him through the ropes.
Roddy goes through the top and middle ropes, but manages to grip the middle one along the way. He adjusts himself back on the apron. Terra hits an O'Connor roll for the pin.
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Kitsumi kicks out, sending Terra face first into Roddy, who hits a HARSH kick to Terra.
Jimmy Garcia: Oh god what a stiff kick!Terra stands up, dazed and obviously lost. She turns around RIGHT into a guillotine submission by Kitsumi!
Katta Pult: And there's Drowned in Love we've seen her hit multiple times!Kitsumi shouts for Roddy, who glances back at Tsukiko one last time. He hops over the top rope, hitting a Superkick to the back of Terra's head, allowing Kitsumi to hit a momentum assisted DDT!
Katta Pult: Boom! What do they call that Jimmy?Jimmy Garcia: They call that the Lovely Dynasty!Katta Pult: Not so lovely for Walker!As Kitsumi shoots the half on Terra, Roddy hops up and knees a Paul off the apron, attempting one last time to save his team. Kitsumi makes the cover and Roddy respectively hits his knee, placing his hands on her back to push her down.
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DING DING DING
Ethan Miller: The winners of the match...The RULERS of Our KIND!Jimmy Garcia: Their first time teaming together and they ended up with the victory!
Katta Pult: THEY JUST PINNED THE CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION!!
Terra rolls to the corner as Paul Mall gets up shaking his head. He's upset.
Terra gets up and realizes what just happened. Mall is disappointed.
Kitsumi and Roddy keep embracing and jumping up and down.
Jimmy Garcia: NEXT WEEK TERRA DEFENDS AGAINST PAUL MALL!!
Katta Pult: BUT WHAT DO RODDY AND KITSUMI SAY ABOUT BEATING THE CHAMPION!?
Jimmy Garcia: THIS SHIT JUST GETS MORE INTENSE!
Katta Pult: LAYERS!! CRUISERCLASH IS OUT!! GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!!
We fade to the graphics.