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Post by Action Reel on Sept 27, 2021 22:30:02 GMT -5
An opening promo graphic appears showing the tournament for the #1 contender. We see a graphic with Cruiserweight Champion Terra Walker and says she'll appear next week! The music dies down for CruiserClash and we go right into our first match..
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Post by Action Reel on Sept 27, 2021 22:30:42 GMT -5
Viktor Fontenot vs. Johnnie Sinnz
Following the opening segment of CruiserClash, both Viktor Fontenot and Johnnie Sinnz are already in the ring. Jimmy Garcia: It must be time for a double debut match!Katta Pult: Exhilarating.Both competitors meet in the middle. Viktor does some jaw jacking and Johnnie backs away, motioning that his breath stinks. Jimmy Garcia: And that's why wrestlers shouldn't be allowed to smoke cigarettes on their way to the ring.Katta Pult: Also it's illegal… so clearly this man hates America…The referee hands Viktor a breath mint, and then calls for the bell. The mint is enough to distract Viktor for a moment so Johnnie can clothesline him. He gets up and takes a hip toss from her. She taunts the crowd, and they boo her. He gets up again and she goes to whip him to the ropes but he reverses and catches her with a leaping clothesline on the way back. He pulls her up and whips her to the corner, then hits a cartwheel splash. Jimmy Garcia: Cool!She falls to a seated position in the corner. He runs back out of the corner, then back in and hits a bronco buster. Once finished, he pulls her out of the corner and covers her ONE! TW--KICKOUT!! Jimmy Garcia: Was that a two?Katta Pult: Mayhaps.Viktor brings Johnnie up to her feet. She breaks free and connects with a dropkick that sends him back to the corner. She follows up with some cool strikes in the corner, then hits an overhead release suplex. She covers him. ONE! TW--KICKOUT!! Jimmy Garcia: Was that a two?Katta Pult: Mayhaps.Jimmy Garcia: I don't know if the ref even knows.Johnnie gets to her feet and she argues with the referee about the count. While doing so, Viktor gets to his feet. He turns her around, and she chops his throat. Jimmy Garcia: PENALTY CHECK!He grabs his throat and she kicks him in the gut. While doubled over, she hits him with a jumping axe kick. Jimmy Garcia: DUSTER!Katta Pult: There's the cover!ONE! TWO!! THR--KICKOUT!!! Jimmy Garica: That was a close one!She gets up and points to her bicep, then her knee. When they don't know how to respond because this is her debut match, she grabs Viktor's legs and starts to apply a figure four… but he reaches up… and rolls her up with a small package. ONE! TWO!! THR--KICKOUT!!! Jimmy Garcia: MY HEART IS RACING! THAT WAS INTENSE!Katta Pult: Settle down, Jimmy. That was just a roll-up.Both competitors get to their feet. Viktor floors Johnnie with a spinning back fist. He then hits an inverted stomp facebreaker. Jimmy Garcia: H2YH!Katta Pult: HUH?!Instead of going for the cover, he points to the corner. Jimmy Garcia: It’s a bold move, Cotton. Let’s see if it pays off.Katta Pult: My name isn't Cotton and you know that.Jimmy Garcia: I know. It's just a meme.Katta Pult: I don't have time for memes. I'm an Olympic Gold Medalist and Action Wrestling Hall of Famer.Jimmy Garcia: Ope.Anyway. Viktor climbs up the ropes in the corner. He soars off with an unnecessarily complicated imploding corkscrew four-fifty-splash-- Katta Pult: IMPLOS--NOOO!!!Jimmy Garcia: JOHNNIE SINNZ MOVED OUT OF THE WAY JUST IN TIME!!!Viktor crashes awkwardly and hard af on the mat and Johnnie covers him, definitely probably maybe kind of pulling his tights for leverage. ONE! TWO!! THREE!!! The bell tolls and her music plays. Jimmy Garcia: It wasn't pretty but a win is a win.Katta Pult: Taking advantage of an opponent's mistake is an impressive strategy by Johnnie Sinnz.
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Post by Action Reel on Sept 27, 2021 22:32:13 GMT -5
This Is A Paid Advertisement From The Lucha World Order
The 90s shaky cam video hits the airwaves as Riddler and Jugo are sitting in the back of a lowrider. Jugo: Hey Esse, Nikki you're going down tonight to my boy Riddler hahahah!Riddler: And Walker, you're going to get busted up by Jugo here, a real amigo! hahah!The two fist pound and do the Too-Sweet pose to each other. Jugo: Karlie, Karlie, Karlie I hope you're ready babygirl cause sooner than later you're going to get LWO in you face..Riddler: And then we'll see if you bleed red white and blue!Jugo: Destino amiga Karlie, cause Red White and Bruised about to be Red, White and BRUISED ALL OVER HAHAHA ESSE 4 LIFE!Riddler: LWO FORRRRR LIFEEEEEE!!The two laugh as the music and shaky cam footage ends with them doing the too sweet finger pose again.
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Post by Action Reel on Sept 27, 2021 22:33:16 GMT -5
Honeymoon?
Following Viktor Fontenot versus Johnnie Sinnz, a pre-recorded segment from Seattle gets interspersed into tonight’s broadcast stream. “Da Damsel in Dat Dress” Azurine Vebbins walks on screen in a Beige/Rose Rocorose Turtleneck Ribbed Elbow Long Sleeve Knit Sweater. She performs a couple pirouettes before her legally-labeled leading lady Mrs. Leonara “Leo” Albright wheels into view. Mrs. Albright talks to a few stagehands before the scheduled statement to CruiserClash chanters can be conveyed. The Albrights also appear to be wearing Seattle Kraken scarves around their necks. Leo Albright: August, Blake, Everett...how are preparations coming along for Frank Bellwood’s new show “Elements?”August: Splendidly, Mrs. Albright. We’re planning to have the show ready for opening night on November 5: National Doughnut Day. Still going to cater with Top Pot, boss?Leo Albright: Yes, August, I’ve allocated funds in the Breakfast Budget purely to support that local business. Of course, that’s just a rough estimate, right? Frank wants to make sure the date’s open in case of any possible conflicts, like oh I don’t know, a Seahawks game.Blake: November 5th’s their bye week, Mrs. Albright. What matters is that Mister Bellwood’s newest entertainment extravaganza “Elements” should be viewable within the next few months.Azurine Vebbins: Merry matrimonial musin’s, Minneapolis! It’s “Da Damsel in Dat Dress” Azurine Vebbins alongside my wonderful wifey Mrs. Leo Albright. She’s conductin’ a routine check-up for a new show presented by Big Ticket Entertainment. As you probably heard it’s Frank Bellwood’s “Elements” and it’s absolutely assured to astound. Speakin’ of astound, I’d like to extend extreme elation to Mister Biggs for grantin’ me dis week off of CruiserClash so I can celebrate a happy honeymoon wid Mrs. Albright. While I wish I could tango inside da Target Center tonight, I know I’d be in my beautiful babe’s bullseye if we didn’t attend da first preseason game for our Seattle Kraken. She also decided we needed matchin’ scarves since it’s National Scarf Day. Will be cheerin’ on Aphriya, Cheyenne, and Nikki to advance in da Eliminator Tournament. Wishin’ you all da blessed.The scene ends with the Albrights leaving the soundstage hand-in-hand.
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Post by Action Reel on Sept 27, 2021 22:35:27 GMT -5
Eliminator Tournament Aphryia vs Quid
A shower of rainbow colored lights falls upon the stage just as "Bad Girl" by DAYA begins to play. Aphriya Adler then explodes from behind the curtain jumping and reaching out to the crowd, each side of the stage. Then it seems as though the rainbow lights escort down the ramp. Her energy is high and quite contagious as the crowd cheers for her. Aphriya tries to touch each fan's hand that are outstretched down the ramp. She seems to glide into the ring under the bottom rope seamlessly. She bounces to each side raising her hand to the crowd with a bright smile. Ethan Miller: Making her way to the ring, she is a final-four of AW’s the Search… standing 5’3 and weighing 130 pounds… making her professional in-ring debut… APHRIYA ADLER!The music begins to fade and the gameface comes on. Removing her jacket then keeping herself loose in the corner awaiting the battle to begin. Jimmy Garcia: The Cruiserweight Eliminator tournament continues tonight with one of the standouts from the Search! Aphriya Adler has built up a bit of a cult following from her time on the show, and she’s ready to take it to the ring!Katta Pult: She is a VERY impressive athlete, Jimmy, and I’m curious to see if her MMA background can translate to the lights of CruiserClash!John Cage’s 4:33 hits and Quid walks to the ring with no pageantry. Ethan Miller: And making his way to the ring… standing 5’8 and weighing 160 pounds… QUID!!Jimmy Garcia: We don’t know much about Quid’s backstory, but what we do know is that he is dangerous and exciting in the ring!Katta Pult: This will be an interesting clash of styles for sure.The ring of the bell halts a brief staring contest and Aphriya explodes into action, charging at Quid and driving him into the corner with a spear that turns into a knee strike to the midsection on impact. Quid fires back with an elbow strike that catches Aphriya in the nose, forcing her to back off. Quid retaliates with shots to the midsection but Aphriya takes him over nicely with a hiptoss. Quid is quick to his feet; firing back with more punches before slinging Aphriya into the ropes and follows her in catching her with a knee to the midsection this time. Aphriya goes down hard, and Quid follows up with a stunning bicycle kick that nearly takes Aphriya’s head off her shoulders! Jimmy Garcia: Right in her purdy little mouth!Katta Pult: We’re only thirty seconds into this fast-paced match and I’m already having to ignore the HR nightmare that is my colleague.Quid scoops up Aphriya and sends her at the ropes, nailing her with a running neckbreaker on the rebound. Aphriya rolls away and gets back up with the help of the ropes. This time Quid charges in, but Aphriya hits the canvas, tripping Quid up with a drop toe hold that guillotines his neck on the bottom rope! Aphriya shoots for a rear-naked choke on the tender neck, but Quid rolls to his back. Aphriya hooks her legs into a full mount and starts laying in the ground and pound elbow strikes before earning a warning from the referee. Jimmy Garcia: That answers our question! Her MMA training needs to be adaptable, she should take some pointers from World Champion Carter Shaw!Katta Pult: Considering Lissie Hope’s creepy gym scared her away a few weeks back, I highly doubt she’s looking to anyone else in Philidor for pointers.Quid staggers back up to his feet, trying to shake off the blows as the crowd starts to cheer for Aphriya. Aphriya backs up to the ropes, and sends Quid to the canvas with a running spear into a modified spinebuster that shakes the ring and sends the crowd to their feet. Aphriya scoops Quid back up, but he immediately squirms away and drives Aphriya back against the ropes with a series of alternating punches and chops. Aphriya ducks and weaves with the best of them, but somehow Quid is still there, managing to stand amid the retaliation. Finally, Quid locks his hands around Aphriya’s neck and pulls her in close, smashing her with an elbow. The crowd goes nuts as Quid knees Aphriya in the gut and tosses her at the ropes again. Quid goes for a dropkick to the knee but misses. Instead Aphriya takes him down with a vicious punch to the face that leaves Quid seeing stars. Smiling, rolling her shoulders and circling, Aphriya crouches, waiting for Quid to regain his footing. As soon as he makes it to his feet, Aphriya explodes forward looking for her Night night superkick, but Quid ducks under it! Quid wraps her body in a belly to belly suplex position, but Aphriya counters out of it and sends Quid down with a judo throw. Aphriya drops her shin across the back of Quid's neck and grabs his arm, pulling back for a cruel armbar. Jimmy Garcia: His elbow isn’t supposed to bend like that!Katta Pult: If he taps, it’s over!Quid tries to reach up with his free hand, looking for a handhold to throw Aphriya off. He finally catches hold of the bottom rope, and Aphriya releases her grip, popping back to her feet. She sends Quid packing back into the ropes, and nails a perfect jumping double knee to the face. Quid staggers back up and charges at Aphriya, and connects with a cheap kick to the gut that doubles her over. Backpedaling, he springs off the ropes, and nails a running knee to the skull that halts Aphriya’s momentum in its tracks. Jimmy Garcia: For Cruiserweights, these two are kicking the crap out of each other!Katta Pult: Impressive debut for Aphriya so far but it looks like Quid has the momentum!ONE! TWO! …and Aphriya kicks up with authority, squirming out from under Quid. Quid looks enraged as he staggers up and dives at Aphriya with a hard lariat. Aphriya ducks underneath and grabs the arms and hits a CRUCIFIX PIN!! ONE!! TWO!! THREE!! DING DING DING Jimmy Garcia: What a win!!Katta Pult: She goes to the next round!Quid can't believe it but Aphriya can! We move to the commercials.
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Post by Action Reel on Sept 27, 2021 22:41:16 GMT -5
Segment!
We are backstage at the Target Center in Minneapolis, Minnesota. A black stretch limousine is seen pulling into the area. As the limousine comes to a stop, a figure quickly scurries into the frame. The person in question, Cornelius Walker, the father of CruiserClash’s Cheyenne Walker. A large smile comes over his face as he walks over to the rear of the limousine. Reaching forward, he opens the door. As the smile on his face continues to widen. As he backs away from the door, the person inside the limousine steps out. The statuesque figure returns a smile at Cornelius as he adjusts the jacket on his Armani suit. As the man walks forward, he closes the door to the limousine. Cornelius lunges his right hand forward, and shakes the hand of the individual who came out of the limousine. Cornelius Walker: Mason Alexander Vanderbilt, welcome to Action Wrestling! A smile comes over Mason’s face as he retracks his hand from Cornelius’. Before he is able to respond, Action Wrestling’s Jade Riley scurries over to the two men. Jade Riley: Mason Alexander Vanderbilt, what brings you to Action Wrestling? A smirk comes over Mason’s face as he turns his attention to Jade. He quickly darts his attention to Cornelius, before going back to Jade. MAV: When the Sultan of Suave calls, you answer. I owe my career to this man, and he has always looked out for my best interest. I have had the opportunity to wrestle around the world, but I’ve never had the opportunity to come and wrestle against some of the best in the world. Well, the best are in Action Wrestling. So, I thought that it was only fair that Action Wrestling was graced by the presence of the maverick, Mason… Alexander… Vanderbilt! Placing his right hand into his pocket, Mason begins to walk with Cornelius following him. As the two men walk forward, the camera follows them. Mason notices a cardboard stand-up of the Sam Kidsgrove Die Hard reboot. A smirk comes over his face, before he lets out a soft chuckle. He reaches his left hand forward, and puts it on the back of the cardboard cutout. With finesse, he pushes it forward, causing it to fall down to the floor. He looks down at the cutout for a moment, before turning his attention back to Cornelius. MAV: Oops. Mason lets out a chuckle as he looks over at Cornelius, who could only shrug his shoulders. After darting his attention back down to the cutout, he laughs once again before both men begin to walk away.
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Post by Action Reel on Sept 27, 2021 22:42:40 GMT -5
Eliminator Tournament Jugo De Leon vs. Cheyenne Walker
We return to CruiserClash with Jugo De Leon already in the ring preparing for his match. Jimmy Garcia: Welcome back to CruiserClash! The Eliminator Tournament continues with the second of four tournament matchups tonight.Katta Pult: Five wrestlers have already secured spots in the second round. Jugo De Leon is in the ring right now, getting ready to face Cheyenne Walker for spot number six.The lights inside the arena dim slightly. Then, the sounds of Saweetie’s “Fast (Motion)” begins to fill the arena. With the sounds of the hip-hop banger, the crowd instantly begins to cheer as the camera pans towards the entrance way. Emerging from behind the curtain, the “Killa Bae” Cheyenne Walker runs onto the stage. With the fans' cheers raining down on the arena, a large smile comes over her face. Throwing her hands into the air, she acknowledges the fans with head nods and mouthing phrases such as “I love you too”, and “thanks so much!” at the fans. As she begins to walk down the ramp, her father, “wrestling’s only underrated living manager”, “The Louisiana Ramblin’ Man” Cornelius Walker comes from behind the curtain. Shaking his head, he begins to walk behind his daughter. Walking down the ramp, Cheyenne runs from side to side hi-fiving fans, and hugging the children in attendance. Ethan Miller: “Making her way to the ring, being accompanied by her father ‘The most underrated manager in professional wrestling history’, the Louisiana Ramblin’ Man, Cornelius James Walker. From New Orleans, Louisiana, she is the ‘Killa Bae’ Cheyenne Walker!” Jimmy Garcia: Cheyenne Walker's one of the most naturally gifted athletes there is, and she's looking to put all the tools together in this tournament.Katta Pult: That's the challenge, Jimmy. Natural talent can only go as far as a person's ability to use it.Making her way to ringside, Cheyenne runs up to the ring, landing her knees onto the apron. Looking back at the crowd, she once again throws her hands into the air before grabbing the middle rope. Bending back, she flips her hair back before standing up on the apron. Taking hold of the top rope, she jumps up, and lands in the ring. Cornelius stays at ringside as his daughter runs over to the nearest turnbuckle. Putting her hands on the top turnbuckle, she jumps up landing her feet on the middle turnbuckle. Looking out into the crowd, she throws her arms up one more time as the crowd pops once again. Loving the adulation she received, Chey jumps down from the turnbuckle and waits for the match to begin. *DING* *DING* *DING* The two wrestlers run straight at each other. Cheyenne goes for a hurricanrana, but Jugo cartwheels his way back to his feet. He runs at Walker, but she flips him into the air for a back body drop. Jugo reacts quickly and uses his momentum to land on his feet. Jimmy Garcia: Jugo De Leon showing off his athleticism early on.When they turn around to face each other, De Leon lands an enziguri that sends Walker staggering back into a corner. Katta Pult: Jugo's just a little quicker on the draw to start this match. For fast-paced wrestlers like him, he knows a split second can make the difference between setting the tone for a match and being beaten to a pulp.He then runs towards her. As he looks to land some sort of running attack, all he runs into is a clothesline from Cheyenne after she pushed herself off the corner to add a bit of extra power to the move. Jimmy Garcia: What a clothesline from Cheyenne Walker!Katta Pult: How do you say "decapitated" in headless?Jimmy Garcia: You...you don't. Headless people don't talk.Meeeaaannnnwhile, Cheyenne goes for an early pin attempt. ONE! T- Jugo De Leon gets a shoulder up. Katta Pult: Kickout at one by Jugo. Looks like his head's still on his shoulders.Jimmy Garcia: Yeah, but if he gets hit by a few more of those clotheslines, it'll be out in the 5th row of the crowd.Cheyenne lifts Jugo up and puts him in position for a powerbomb, but he spins around and rolls forward. Katta Pult: Jugo counters with a roll-up!ONE! Katta Pult: Walker powers out at one.He follows up the pin attempt with a hurricanrana. Then, he adds on a springboard moonsault. Katta Pult: You can feel the tempo in this match picking up.Jimmy Garcia: That's what Jugo De Leon needs to do if he wants to win this match.He lands a standing moonsault and goes for a pin. ONE! TWO! Jimmy Garcia: Walker gets the shoulder up!Katta Pult: Cheyenne's still got plenty of fight left in her.Jugo De Leon lands a few kicks to Cheyenne Walker's back as she tries to get up. Eventually, he tries to do a running dropkick, but she moves out of the way. Jimmy Garcia: Nice dodge by Walker, and now she's got a hold of his legs.Katta Pult: It looks like she's gonna take a second try at a powerbomb.Indeed she does, but Jugo was again prepared. He goes to counter with a hurricanrana, but she holds onto him and flings him into the corner. Jimmy Garcia: My GOODNESS that was brutal!Katta Pult: Jugo may need a chiropractor after that one! Walking going for pin here!ONE! TWO! TH- Jimmy Garcia: Jugo's got a hand on the bottom rope!The ref is surprisingly not a blind ass zebra and sees the hand on the rope. He stops the count and lets Cheyenne know why. She shakes her head and drags Jugo away from the ropes before going for another pin. ONE! TWO! This time Jugo gets a shoulder up to break the count. Ever the persistent one, Cheyenne goes for that damn powerbomb again, and this time she hits it. Jimmy Garcia: It looks like the third time's the charm as she finally lands a devastating powerbomb! This could end it!ONE! TWO! THREE!! DING DING DING Cheyenne gets up and the ref raises her arm! Jugo rolls out of the ring as Cheyenne taunts and poses! Jimmy Garcia: What a win for Cheyenne!She keeps posing as the tournament updates and we move to a commercial!
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Post by Action Reel on Sept 27, 2021 22:43:27 GMT -5
Interview!
Jade Riley: I’m here with Red White and Bruise’s Nikola Vaughn who tonight is stepping back in the ring after a lengthy absence. The past few weeks you and Karlie have been the victims of several attacks from the Lucha World Order and tonight you face Rey Riddler one on one.Nikola Vaughn: I bet everyone thought I was dead and buried after Lochlyn Cade threw a fireball in my face, but as you can see I’m back and if I thought I was in a bad mood before, you ain’t nothing yet. Rey Riddler, I know what you're thinking, those attacks the past few weeks have weakened me, and you think tonight will be a cakewalk for you. I hate cake, it's bad for one’s figure, you know.Jade Riley: Tonight, all members of Red, White, and Bruised are banned from ringside. How do you plan to thwart another attack from the LWO?Nikola Vaughn: Jade, Karlie and I were always ten steps ahead of everyone, if you think we don’t have a plan tonight, you would be incorrect. Rey tonight I’ll see you coming and tonight you find out why I’m as good as I say I’m, and tonight Rey I’ll’ prove that you're the worst Riddler since Jim Carrey, and keep this in mind Rey for every reaction, there’s an equal reaction, and tonight a receipt will be paid in full. It’s been your pleasure Jade.Nikola walks off.
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Post by Action Reel on Sept 27, 2021 22:44:23 GMT -5
Eliminator Tournament Rey Riddler vs. Nikki Vaughn Ethan Miller: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a Cruiserweight contender tournament match, introducing first from Mexico City, Rey Riddler.Fearless Warrior hits and after the first ten seconds the crowd ramps up and cheers as a HUGE pyro blast hits and Rey Rey jumps out of the hole in the bottom of the stage and lands on his feet! The music hits and the crowd starts to chant LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA which makes Rey very happy! He runs down the ramp and slides into the ring under the ropes and gets to his feet! He springboards off the ropes into a moonsault and lands on his feet in the center of the ring! He chants LUCHA LUCHA with the fans as he's jumping up and down! The arena lights go down as Narcissist plays in the arena, the titan tron shows a shapely silhouette, the light slowly come up on Nikki standing on the stage surrounded by mirrors, she stands admiring herself from all angles. Ethan Miller: From Key West, Florida, she is the Image of Perfection, Nikola VaughnNikki admires herself a little longer before stepping out. She slowly makes her way to the ring slowly walking up the steps, and walking along the apron, ordering the ref to wipe down and hold the ropes open the ropes, she enters the ring as a large mirror is lowered into the ring, Nikki admires the perfect image in the mirror, again admiring herself from all angles, she motions for the mirror to be lifted from the ring. Jimmy: For the last few weeks the LWO has gotten the best of Red, White , and Bruised, but tonight Nikki gets the chance to extract a measure of revenge, and eliminate Rey from the number one contender tournament.Katta: Yeah.The bell rings and Rey jumps Nikki from behind sending her crashing face first into the corner. Rey delivers a drop kick that drives Nikki hard into the corner, she rebounds out and falls to the mat, Rey climbs to the middle rope and connects with a leg drop and goes for a quick early cover. One. Kickout. Rey stomps Nikki before picking her up and kicking her in the gut, then hooks her and connects with a swinging neckbreaker, followed by a senton splash, Rey hits the ropes and springboards off landing a springboard leg drop and covers. One Kickout. Rey again picks Nikki and delivers a series of hard chops to the chest, Rey Irish whips Nikki into the ropes on the rebound he connect with a head scissors takedown, Nikki rolls into the corner Rey charged in connecting with a dropkick to the seated Nikki, he rolls her out of the corner, and climbs the ropes and dives off and nails a moonsault and covers. One Two Kickout. Rey stomps the body of Nikki then runs and springboards off the ropes, with a moonsault, and catches nothing but Nikki knees, Rey rolls on the mat holding his ribs, Nikki kips up, she measures rey then deliver a stiff kick to his ribs, then another , then another, Nikki pulls Rey away from the ropes and covers. One Two. Kickout. Nikki picks Rey up and whips him into the corner, and delivers a series of shoulder thrusts, the ref counts and Nikki breaks at four. Nikki unloads with a series of knife edge chops lightning up the chest of rey, then unloads with a series of rapid fire kicks possibly trying to cave in Rey’s ribs, again Nikki breaks at four, rey stumbles out of the corner, Mikki drives Rey to the mat with a side slam and covers. One Two. Rey gets his foot on the ropes. Nikki picks Rey up and grinds his head along the top rope, then chokes him on the ropes, the ref counts, Nikki breaks at four by sending Rey backward. Nikki kicks rey in the gut then drives him to the mat with a vicious DDT, she flips her hair then drops an elbow to the back of Rey, then locks in an modified inverted surfboard,she wrenches the hold for several seconds then breaks it, Nikki pulls Rey from the ropes and locks in a Crossed legged Boston Crab, Rey fights it and pulls himself to the ropes, forcing a break. Nikki slaps Rey on the back of the head, Nikki backs up and Rey leaps up and charges, Nikki dodges the clothesline attempt, and connects with a Backstabber. Nikk backs up and waits on Rey. Nikki again waits for Rey to get to his feet, he slowly stumbles to his feet, Nikki readies for the Kick Of Perfection, when the LWO theme suddenly hits, Rey begins to smile when the ActionTron lights up and karlie appears on the screen. Karlie: Oh hey Rey, I bet you were expecting Jugo to come running out and huh, well he isn’t in a position to run anywhere.The camera pans to reveal a beaten down unconscious Jugo, Nikki takes advantage of the distraction and delivers the Kick Of Perfection to the back of Rey’s head, Nikki covers. One Two Three. Ding ding. Ethan Miller: Your winner of this match, Nikki Vaughn.Nikki celebrates by strutting around the ring, Rey charges towards Nikki and takes Nikki down with a crossbody he jumps up and spins around. Boom. Karlie delivers a thunderous chair shot to Rey’s head and he drops to the mat, Nikki and Karlie high five then stand over Rey
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Post by Action Reel on Sept 27, 2021 22:45:47 GMT -5
JJ Biggs Interview From Home
Jimmy Garcia: Welcome back to CruiserClash and folks, its time to FaceTime our General Manager JJ Biggs who is still at home resting and relaxing after the vicious attack from Heritage and their cousin Harper a few weeks ago.Katta Pult: I think we're connecting now.The ActionTron lights up as the FaceTime goes through and Biggs is holding the phone while he's laying on a chair with bandages around his ribs and his face a bit pale. The crowd cheers for him. Jimmy Garcia: Mr Biggs, thank you for allowing us in your home for a few minutes to join us!JJ Biggs: Yes, guys, how are you?Katta Pult: More importantly, Biggs, how are YOU doing!?JJ Biggs: I've seen better days no doubt, but I've been in a lot bigger fights than the one I was in, I can tell you that.The crowd sort of cheers for that. Jimmy Garcia: Sir, Ned the Intern only had Heritage and their Cousin Harper arrested last week and were suspended. He also got them away from CruiserClash this week with some non-title match against Vanguard later tonight on Clash, and so my long winded response here to a question is.. what will the consequences be for The Heritage when you return?The crowd buzzes.. JJ Biggs: Well, I can tell you that I return next week on CruiserClash!The crowd cheers. JJ Biggs: Ned the Intern has done great in my place, and I like what he's done so far. The Execution cage match with Regan and Addy is a nice touch. He did what he had to do and I like that!The crowd pops. JJ Biggs: As for the consequences, I guess time will tell.. as you see, I'm demanding they show up next week on CruiserClash and stand before me in the ring and yes, I want them to being their Cousin Harper too.The crowd cheers. Katta Pult: Sir! Let me get this straight, you want to stand and share a ring with them one more time knowing what happened last time!?JJ Biggs: Yes, I do. I'm not afraid of them, and this time, there won't be a secret attack.Biggs smiles as the crowd cheers. JJ Biggs: I'm sore and I need to get my rest, thanks for checking in on me guys.Jimmy Garcia: Thank you sir!Katta Pult: Take care of yourself and we'll see you next week on CruiserClash!Biggs smiles as he hangs up. Jimmy Garcia: Wow! Next week, Heritage and Harper will be in the same ring with JJ Biggs!Katta Pult: I hope they show up!We fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Sept 27, 2021 22:46:35 GMT -5
Eliminator Tournament Kitsumi vs. Paul Mall Ethan Miller: The following match is scheduled for one fall!Marks: ONE FALL!The spotlights in the arena turn to the stage, mixing forms of violet with streams of blue and gold. "You Belong With Me (Taylor's Version)" by Taylor Swift starts to play on the speakers and Kitsumi enters onto the stage. She finishes tying her ribbon in place a moment before letting a smile release to the crowd. Katta Pult: Proper ribbon tying is essential for success.She waves at them as she walks with pose and respect down the ramp. The fans seem uneasy and as Kitsumi attempts to say hi to them, they back away and begin to cry. Kitsumi seemingly ignores this and continues her trek, all with a smile on her face. Ethan Miller: Making her way to the ring, from Tokyo Japan, weighing in at 141 lbs., she is… KITSUMI!Once she reaches the ringside, Kitsumi skips up the steel steps. She wipes her feet on the apron and steps between the middle and bottom ropes. She makes her way to the hard camera side where she steps onto the middle rope. She looks to the camera and shows a "heart" symbol with her hands. She mouths "I love you" before stepping down and preparing for her match. Jimmy Garcia: She's almost too lovely. Is that possible?Katta Pult: I wouldn't know.A sound of a thumb flicking a lighter reverberates over the PA system as the lights dim to black. It is immediately followed by the synth of a recognizable 80's classic. At the entrance curtain, the formation of a silhouette can be seen: it's only distinguishing characteristic is a cherry of a lit menthol near the head. Ethan Miller: Making his way down to the ring, from Winston-Salem, North Carolina!As "Rock me Amadeus" begins to pick up, the lights return to reveal the Surgeon General’s sworn enemy and the highway’s best friend taking a drag from the cancer stick and exhaling extravagantly. Ethan Miller: Weighing in at 200 pounds, he is the Natural American Spirit… Paul Mall!The trucker-slash-acrobat makes his way down the aisle with the cigarette in his mouth, making sure to criss-cross the barricades to slap the outstretched hands of the fans who give him a rousing ovation. As the AW crew have set out a courtesy tray for him at his corner, he pops the ash into it as he climbs into the ring. Scaling the turnbuckle for his obligatory “#1” gesture, Paul (still smoking) performs a back-flip off the ropes to further delight the audience. Jimmy Garcia: Again with the smoking! Hopefully JJ Biggs fines him and Viktor Fontenot.Paul Mall puts out the cigarette before waving to the crowd, then to Kitsumi. She waves back. Jimmy Garcia: Cordial greeting from both competitors. What a refreshing start to a match.Katta Pult: That wouldn't happen if I were in there. That's for damn sure.Paul Mall and Kitsumi meet in the center of the ring. The referee thinks quickly and hands him a breath mint. He nods his head and takes it. Kitsumi bows to the ref for that kind gesture. The ref bows to her. Paul bows to the ref. The ref bows to Paul. Paul bows to Kitsumi and she returns the gesture. This continues for a few rounds. Jimmy Garcia: I'm getting dizzy.Katta Pult: Someone hit someone already!!!The ref calls for the bell, and the bell tolls. Paul and Kitsumi circle one another before locking up. He has a strength advantage and he starts to push her toward the ropes. Until she does some fancy footwork. She drops down and arm drags him. They get to their feet and Paul gives her a thumbs up. He charges and she goes behind with a waistlock. She pushes him toward the ropes and then backs up, but he holds onto the ropes. She rolls back and up to her feet. He charges and she lucha passes. Jimmy Garcia: ¡OLE!He hits the ropes and she drops down. He steps over and hits the ropes. She leap frogs and he catches her in a seated position on his shoulders. She leans back for a reverse hurricanrana but he holds tight and pulls her back up. He spins her around for a powerbomb but she drops down for a hurricanrana. Again he pulls her back up, and with such force that she floats behind him with a sunset flip… but he rolls through and to his feet. She sits up and he swings a kick. She ducks it and rolls him up from behind, but again he rolls through. She gets to her feet and swings a clothesline but he ducks it and catches her with a roll up from behind but she rolls out of it. Both competitors get to their feet and they give a respectful nod. Jimmy Garcia: Great minds think alike!Katta Pult: The only great mind in this vicinity is Action Wrestling Hall of Famer Katta Pult.He charges at her and she sweeps his legs, then covers him. ONE! KICKOUT!! She charges at him and he sweeps her legs, then covers her. ONE! KICKOUT!! He gets to his feet and she rolls over to get up, but notices her ribbon has fallen out of her hair. As she searches on the mat for it, he rolls her up with a magistral cradle pin. ONE! TWO!! THREE!!! The bell sounds and his music plays. Katta Pult: See! I told you! Proper ribbon tying is essential for success!Paul Mall gets up to celebrate, and he steps on her ribbon. He picks it up and hands it to her. She bows to him. He bows to her. They bow to the ref. She leaves the ring to allow him space to celebrate.
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Post by Action Reel on Sept 27, 2021 22:47:47 GMT -5
Oh Shit, Look Who It Is!
Jade Riley in all of her beauty is sitting backstage at CruiserClash, next to her is another stool that is currently empty, between the two stools are two ferns. Soon enough Addy A makes her way into view and sits on the empty stool. Jade Riley: I'm here with AW CruiserClash superstar, Addy A.Addy A: Pleasure.Jade Riley: I guess the question on everyone's lips - You’re pregnant?Addy A: Sure as a bear shits in tha woods. Pissed on tha stick a few times ta be sure before tha Docs confirmed it, eh.Jade Riley: Well congratulations.Addy A: Sure.Jade Riley: Do you know who the father is?Addy A: Yep.Jade Riley: Are they part of Action Wrestling?Addy A: Nun'ya bus'ness.Jade Riley: Are they on CruiserClash?Addy A: I said it was Nun'ya bus'ness.Jade Riley: Clash?Addy A: I said! It was none'a ya fuckin' business. Keep goin' I dare ya!Jade Riley: Ok. Sorry. The real question is how are you going to compete at Execution against Regan Voorhees?Addy A: I'm doin' it.Jade Riley: You're not worried about your baby going into a match like that?Addy A: I ain't worried.Jade Riley: You're not concerned that as malicious as Regan is that she won't advantage of your condition?Addy A: I ain't worried 'bout fuckin' Regan.Jade Riley: Really?Addy A: No! I ain't fuckin' worried 'bout Regan. I could go into fuckin' labor in tha middle of tha match inside tha fuckin' cage, an' I guarantee ya that I'm choke that bitch out until her eyeballs popped outta her skull wit' tha umbilical cord. I'm gettin' that cage an' Regan Voorhees is gonna find out just how fuckin' far I will go ta get what I fuckin' want in this world. Now, lemme tell ya Jade. Right now there is nothin' more I want than ta watch Regan Voorhees crawl inta a corner, ball her blonde fuckin' arse up inta a ball an' beg like a child right 'fore I put her lights out.Jade Riley: Strong words, Addy. But come on girl to girl at least give me a hint who the father is. There a pool going on who it could be?Addy stands up and looks like she's going to snot Jade, but relaxes her posture. Addy A: It starts with a J. An' that all ya fuckin' gettin' 'til I put Regan in tha ground.Addy walks away.
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Post by Action Reel on Sept 27, 2021 22:49:24 GMT -5
Main Event Season 41 of Survivor Premiere on CBS Survivor 5 on 5 Match Two Gents, Dark Dynasty, Terry Colt Jr. vs. Schorg Bros, Alex Scott, Badass Bob, Flop
Jimmy Garcia: We hope you loved the Season 41 premiere of Survivor only on CBS! Katta Pult: Here's our ode to Survivor with this big 5 on 5 match!Jimmy Garcia: Which tribe survives?!"Fight Like the Devil" begins, and there is a brief murmuring of fans. As the song picks up, Alex Scott parts the curtain, a look of focus and minor indifference on his face. He shows very little emotion, walking to the ring in his hooded sweatshirt, tights and boots. He hits the ring, uses the ropes the stretch, and then sits on the top turnbuckle, mentally preparing himself to wrestle. Motorhead and Gene Chandler.. a combination no one ever wanted hits as Bad Ass Bob rushes through the curtain doing whatever he wants to do. He might be drinking a beer. He might be smoking some grass. He could be eating a slice a pizza or looking at a nudie magazine Bob don't give a fuck. The crowd boos but Bob ignores them. He don't give a fuck. Bob climbs to the top rope facing the fans.. then makes gestures as if he's peeing on all of them. Then does the same to the ref. Is that smart? Bob don't give a fuck he's a bad ass. Sickman by Alice in Chains begins to play over the Arena PA, the lights drop out and remain off for a few minutes as the song plays. When the music finishes, the lights in the Arena come back on and Flop is standing uncomfortably close to Ethan Miller, before Miller can announce Flop's arrival, Flop plants a kiss on Miller's lips and cups his balls before backing away with a mischievous smirk on his face. The super fucking obnoxious sound of "YEET SKRRT" by Pete x Timothee fills the earholes of the fans in attendance. The Schorg Bros bounce out onto the stage and hype the fuck out of the fans. They yeet and skrrt on down to the fucking ring to make wrestle. Jimmy Garcia: The first five are in the ring! Schorgs, Badass Bob, Flop and Alex Scott!Katta Pult: We've seen Scott and Bob argue more and more, perhaps a bit of respect between the two?!Jimmy Garcia: Maybe!The opening riff of Halestorm’s “Shoot To Thrill” hits on the PA system, as the second guitar joins the first Terry Colt Jr appears on stage looking humble but determined. There’s no pyro or real changes to the lighting, just Terry standing in his wrestling gear and wearing a simple track jacket with a towel around his shoulders, as the song progresses he heads down the aisle giving a small nod of appreciation to a couple of fans before he reaches the ring. He climbs into the ring, looks out to the crowd nearest to his corner and raises his arm with a ‘thumbs up’, after a few moments he lowers his arm and begins to remove the towel and track jacket, passing them through the ropes to a ringside attendant. As the music fades he performs a few stretches using the nearby ropes. Ethan Miller: In this corner, weighing 197lbs and hailing from The Rough & Ready Ranch. Terry Colt Jr! Insidious by Any Given Sin hits and Eli Hix and Lochlyn Cade come through the curtain. The crowd boos them because they're vicious, methodical, and downright dickheads. They get into the ring after coming down the ramp. Jimmy Garcia: They want the Tag Team Champions bad!Suddenly, and without warning, the sound of trumpet fanfare echoes throughout the arena, as though a monarch is about to enter into a throne room. The brassy sound echoes on the final note, before giving way to Shining Star by Earth Wind and Fire. And it is here that the two gents finally make their appearance... Standing on the ramp together they hold up their hands, shaking their hand in time to the opening riff of the song., the crowd hushes in anticipation as the BWAH of the first trumpet hits. The gents fist bump at this precise moment, triggering two confetti cannons which shoot into the crowd at the same time. They grin and soak in the atmosphere as one of Jenson's LARPing crew walks towards them with a brace of t-shirt cannons on a cushion. He bows in front of the stars as Teo and Jenson take the cannons then start walking toward the ring, shooting t-shirts into the crowd, forwarded by more confetti and ribbons, showerng the crowd with gifts and paper. They finally reach the ring and remove their capes, stepping onto the apron, holding their tag team titles in the air, basking in the crowd response. Katta Pult: Both teams in the the ring and on the apron!DING DING DING Teo Blaze starts for his team as Flop starts on the other side! The two tie up and struggle for advantage and it's all Flop. He slaps and shoves Teo into the turnbuckle and then whips him to the ropes and hits a hip toss! Teo gets up and Flop hits a dropkick sending Teo down! Teo gets back up and Flop hits a powerslam! He hooks the legs but it's only a one count! Teo nods in respect as he gets to his feet! Flop goes for another hip toss but Teo lands on his feet and hits a knee to the gut! He flips Flops over to his back! Teo goes for a stomp but Flop rolls out of the way and gets to his feet! Teo springboards off the bottom rope and hits a spinning dropkick knocking Flop down! Flop gets back to his feet and Teo hits a powerslam of his own! Before hooking the legs, however, Flop just gets out of there. Flop and Teo stand in their corners and Flop tags in Ricky Schorg. Ricky gets into the ring as Cade tags himself in from Teo. Ricky and Cade go toe to toe with Ricky slapping Cade! Cade goes for a slap but Ricky ducks it and catches Cade into a sambo suplex slam! Ricky hits a sitout leg drop on the chest of Cade! Cade gets back up and Ricky goes for a dropkick but Cade catches his legs and slams Ricky down onto his back! He twists Ricky into a submission but Ricky slips out of it and gets up and Cade hits an enziguri kick to the back of Rickys head knocking him down! Ricky rolls over and tags in Alex Scott! Scott gets into the ring and ducks under Cades clothesline and hits the ropes coming back with a crossbody forearm! Cade gets back up and is tagged in by Terry Colt Jr! Scott goes for a clothesline but Colt Jr ducks it and lets Scott bounce off the ropes and Colt hits a back body drop! Scott gets back up and Colt hits a spear knocking him back down! He hooks the legs but Scott kicks out before the two! Colt is back up and Scott is back body dropped again BUT NO! Scott lands on his feet and then flips back and grabs the head of Colt with his legs and hits a head scissors taking Colt down! Colt gets back up and Scott tags in Chris Schorg! Chris springboards off the top rope and hits a HUGE flying crossbody down onto Colt! He pins! One! Colt kicks out! Colt rolls over and Jenson tags in! Jenson gets into the ring and tackles Chris down! He hits forearms! He gets up and hits a running jumping elbow drop to the chest! Jenson lifts Chris up and hits a suplex! He goes for the cover but Ricky breaks it up by sticking a foot inside! Jenson gets up to get into the face of Ricky but Chris rolls Jenson up! One! Jenson kicks out and gets to his feet and Chris tags in Badass Bob! Jenson runs right into a Bob right hand! Another right hand! Bob hits a tbone suplex on Jenson! Jenson stumbles up as Bob dropkicks Jenson into the turnbuckles! Badass Bob goes for a spear into the turnbuckles but Jenson side rolls out of the way and Bob hits the turnbuckles! Bob stumbles out and Jenson and Bob hit a double clothesline knocking each other down! Jenson rolls over and Hix tags himself in! Jenson gets frustrated as Hix gets in and covers Bob! One! Jimmy Garcia: Bob kicks out!Katta Pult: Trying to steal it for his team! But hey, a win is a win I guess!Hix pulls Bob up and whips him to the ropes and hits a knee to the midsection! He stops all of Bobs momentum and goes for a stunner/cutter but Bob shoves him to the ropes where Hix holds on and Bob rushes over and Hix back body drops Bob over the top rope to the outside! Katta Pult: It spilled over to the outside!Hix hits the ropes and rushes across the ring and hits a suicide dive onto Badass Bob!! Jimmy Garcia: WHOA A SUICIDE DIVE!!Bob and Hix are getting to their feet when the Schorgs hit the ropes in stereo and fly over the top rope taking down Bob and Hix in the process!! Katta Pult: TWO AT A TIME!!We see Jenson climb up to the turnbuckles and he front flips off crash landing on the pile as they were just getting to their feet! Jimmy Garcia: Jenson crashes down with a flipping plancha!That's when we see Flop run across the ring but he stops and climbs up onto the ropes and then climbs down the ropes onto the apron and then turns around and jumps onto the pile knocking everyone down! Katta Pult: Unorthodox but it seemed to work!Alex Scott gets into the ring but Terry Colt Jr hits a dropkick knocking him down! Colt Jr gets up and rushes to the ropes jumping over them with a twisting plancha knocking the pile back down! Scott gets up and is frustrated and just runs and flips over the ropes and he knocks the pile back down! Jimmy Garcia: Everyone getting in on the action!Cade is on the top rope and he tightrope walks on the top rope to the middle and just leaps into the air and knocks the pile back down! Katta Pult: SO MUCH HIGH FLYING ACTION!Jimmy Garcia: THATS WHY THIS IS THE CRUISERWEIGHT DIVISION!Finally the pile stands to their feet and are brawling and arguing! Teo is in the middle of the ring and he has the crowd on their feet! Teo rushes across the ring for a suicide dive but he fakes-out flips over the ropes to the apron! He stops himself for a split second and then springboards to the top rope AND MOONSAULTS BACK INTO THE AIR.. AND CRASH LANDS ON EVERYBODY!! Katta Pult: OH HOLY SMOKES!!Jimmy Garcia: WHERE THERES SMOKE THERES FIRE AND WHEN ITS A FIRE ITS TEO BLAZINGGGG!!The crowd is HYPE as Teo and Alex Scott roll into the ring! Scott goes for a move but Teo catches him and hits a neckbreaker! Scott rolls to the corner as he stumbles up and Teo HITS THE BLAZING KNEE!! Everyone else is brawling on the outside and fighting with each other.. Teo covers Scott! ONE!! TWO! THREE!! DING DING DING Jimmy Garcia: ITS OVER!!Teo gets up and Sara Pettis hits Teo from behind with the Cruiserweight Tag Team Championship belt!! The theme music stops as the crowd boos instantly! Jenson slides in but the Schorgs get into the ring and Jenson is hit with the OZONE DROP!! Jenson is out!! Teo is out!! Pettis drops the tag team title belt onto Teo.. The Dark Dynasty slide into the ring but Ricky spears Cade and Hix is hit with roaring elbow sending Hix down! We look on the outside of the ring and Alex Scott and Badass Bob are arguing again! They're shoving each other and blaming the other one! Terry Colt Jr and Flop just walk up the ramp and leave the chaos and destruction behind. The crowd is in a frenzy as Pettis rolls out of the ring and grabs the other CW Tag Team Championship belt and rolls back into the ring. The Schorg Bros smile as they continue stomping on Dark Dynasty and Two Gents.. Pettis picks up the other CW tag title from Teos chest and gives the tag belts to Schorgs. The Schorgs put a boot on an opponent underneath them and hold the CW tag titles up! Katta Pult: YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!Jimmy Garcia: FOR THE SECOND STRAIGHT WEEK!! PETTIS AND SCHORGS ARE STANDING TALL AND ARE HOLDING UP THE CRUISERWEIGHT TAG TEAM TITLE BELTS!!Katta Pult: MAYBE WHEN JJ BIGGS RETURNS NEXT WEEK HE CAN FIX THIS ISSUE!!Jimmy Garcia: I HOPE SO!!Katta Pult: WE'RE OUT OF TIME ON CRUISERCLASH!!Jimmy Garcia: SEE YOU NEXT WEEK!
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