(9/20/21) Monday Night Clash Sept 21, 2021 0:11:36 GMT -5
Post by Action Reel on Sept 21, 2021 0:11:36 GMT -5
The pyro explodes welcoming the audience to Monday Night Clash!
Billy: It’s Monday night! You know what that means!
Chris Avery: Huge show tonight, Billy!
Billy: Absolutely! We’ve got one of the all-time greats vying for the Television Title against one of greatest active champions today and a surefire future star of Action Wrestling!
Chris Avery: Cassidy Adler and Graham Baker will face off to decide the number 1 contender for Lissie Hope’s United States Title!
Billy: Shitfire! I can’t wa…
Over the PA, lyrics scream out interrupting the banter at ringside:
NOW IS THE TIME
FOR ME TO RISE TO MY FEET
WIPE YOUR SPIT FROM MY FACE
WIPE THESE TEARS FROM MY EYES
Dandy DiVito appears on the stage, and the crowd offers him a passionate mixed response, some cheering wildly and others booing but everyone reacting. Dandy makes his way to the ring with a shit eating grin on his face.
Adilene Floyd: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome "THE ACTION WRESTLING ORIGINAL"... DANDY... DIVITOOOOOOOOOOO!
Dandy slides into the ring and hops up into the corner to show off.
Chris Avery: And we open the night with Dandy DiVito! Last week, we saw American Made end with Dandy and Action Wrestling World Champion Carter Shaw standing nose-to-nose!
Billy: Dandy’s been chomping at the bit to get his damn hands on Carter Shaw again after several, uh, disappointing outings against the champion.
Dandy calls for a microphone and paces around the ring holding it in his hand as the crowd simmers down enough that he can speak.
Chris Avery: I have a feeling I know exactly what…
Dandy DiVito: MAN, FUCK CARTER SHAW!
The crowd goes apeshit cheering the sentiment.
Chris Avery: Uh...that’s pretty close to what I expected, Billy.
Dandy DiVito: I been out here workin’ my fuckin’ ass to death as the bes’ fuckin’ tag team superstar this fuckin’ comp’ny eva seen, and Carter Shaw’s been out there tryin’ ta fuck wit’ me at e’ry damn step. He stuck he nose in the fuckin’ Followin’s business, he inserted heself in Kyle Kemp…
Dandy DiVito: I ain’t putin’ up wit’ his shit no mo’, so I’ma go ahead an’ play that fuckin’ UNO Reverse card… Carter Shaw, I’m stickin’ my fuckin’ nose in yo’ mo’fuckin’ business fo’ a change, bitch!
The crowd pops again. Everyone in the arena jumps to their feet and the reaction is deafening.
Chris Avery: The crowd wants to see it, Billy! They are begging for this match! My god!
Dandy DiVito: Carter, I want to make it crystal fuckin’ clear, boy, your days wit’ that strap is fuckin’ numbered! I ain’t finna sit back an’ watch you piss all ova that fuckin’ title, all ova these fans, or all ova this comp’ny now that I ain’t got my own shit goin’ on!
A guitar swell takes over the P.A. as PHILIDOR HOLDINGS L.L.C. flashes on the ActionTron until the guitar riff of "Angry Heart" By Otherwise kicks in, accompanied by the large screen filling with a 3D video of Carter Shaw punching through glass as if punching through the screen itself.
Chris Avery: The champion is here! Carter Shaw! Dandy DiVito! Face-to-face right here tonight!
Billy: Business is ‘bout to pick up, Chris!
Shaw walks slowly out from the curtain in his street clothes with the the AW World Championship in hand. He stands still at the top of the ramp, the BOOs coming loudly from the crowd, as he slowly lifts his eyes up to meet Dandy’s gaze. Shaw stands there silently while the crowd boos passionately. After a long beat, Shaw extends his hand out to Dandy as if to say “go on…” and mouths “You were saying something?” as Dandy sneers at Shaw from inside of the ring.
Dandy DiVito: You fuckin’ snake, get your ass down here and face me like a man!
Shaw smirks and calls for a microphone.
Carter Shaw: No.
Shaw drops the microphone away from his mouth but keeps it in hand. Dandy’s anger ratchets up.
Dandy DiVito: You just too much of a li’l bitch to step in here an’ run the risk that I’ma fuckin’ clap you, huh?
Shaw nonchalantly lifts the mic to his mouth again.
Carter Shaw: No.
Dandy comes unglued as Shaw just as casually lowers the mic again.
Dandy DiVito: GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE, SHAW! JESUS FUCKIN’ SHIT, MAN!
Shaw smiles as he lifts the mic once more.
Carter Shaw: No.
Dandy storms toward the ropes and as he steps through them, Alexander Pasternak’s steps out through the curtain with mic in hand.
Alexander Pasternak: Hold up! Hold up! HOLD UP! Dandy, stay right there, damnit! If you lay a hand on Shaw right now, you’re suspended!
Billy: That’s like demandin’ a rabid dog don’t bite the mailman!
Chris Avery: But Dandy is listening! He’s stepped back into the ring, Billy!
Billy: Does Dandy want Shaw so bad that he’s willing to override his most basic instincts?!
Chris Avery: Looks like The Action Wrestling Original is mastering delayed gratification!
Alexander Pasternak: I need a main event for Execution. Shaw needs an opponent. Right now, Dandy, you’re looking like a pretty reasonable choice.
Shaw laughs openly, and Pasternak’s attention turns his way.
Alexander Pasternak: Something funny about that Shaw?
Shaw composes himself and returns the microphone to his lips and with his free hand, points to his shirt that reads DEATH. TAXES. SHAW BEATS DANDY.
Carter Shaw: We’ve done this already. Try to think outside the box for once, GM.
Alexander Pasternak: Your disagreement is noted, but it’s ultimately my call.
Carter Shaw: At least make him fucking earn it! Jesus!
Pasternak stares a hole through Shaw.
Alexander Pasternak: Keep pushing, Shaw, and I’ll make this match happen tonight!
The crowd fucking explodes as Shaw smirks again and throws his hands in the air sarcastically as if Pasternak has caught him. Dandy is licking his chops and emphatically nodding in agreement with Pasternak’s threat.
Carter Shaw: Far be it for me to question your judgment, Pasternak…
Shaw laughs and tosses the mic to Pasternak as he disappears backstage still laughing. Pasta turns his attention toward Dandy.
Alexander Pasternak: DiVito, just so we’re clear, you don’t get to just march out here and make your own World Title matches. As much as I hate to say it, Carter was right about one thing: you need to earn your opportunity.
Dandy shrugs his shoulders as he speaks into his mic again.
Dandy DiVito: Who I gotta fuckin’ wreck, Pasta? Just name yo’ fuckin’ lamb that I’ma take to slaughter…
Alexander Pasternak: Not now. I need to think on this one. Later tonight though? You’ll know what I have in mind.
Dandy smiles and nods.
Billy: Dandy has a shot to earn a World Title match with Carter Shaw!
Chris Avery: I wonder what Pasternak has in mind!
Billy: I don’t know what to expect!