Post by T.F.K. on Apr 22, 2018 21:26:45 GMT -5
“That Thaddeus Franklin King is what's best for America with no equals…” -Barbara Bush
Cameras roll showing Thad standing in front of a 360° mirror with a tailor measuring him for a new suit. Craig and Zander stand behind him watching as Thad poses with his new threads.
(TFK)
You know what I love about suits?
Zander shrugs and Craig raises a finger but chooses not to speak.
(TFK)
It's real simple really… No matter what kind of person you are, it screams some form of confidence. I mean, i spew the shit, but take Zander for example. He's as soft as Charmin, but throw him in a power suit and he's instantly Mob boss material.
Zander smiles and adjusts his sitting in the metal.chair that's about to give way.
(Zander Hobbs)
Thanks boss.
Craig rolls his eyes wearing his obnoxious green turtleneck.
(Craig)
Come on, not every person gets that kind of confidence boost in a suit… I shit you not, your opponents this week can't throw on a suit and be seen as better competitors than what they are… No matter what titles they strap to their waists or use to strap to their waists.
Thad adjusts a black bowtie but doesn't like what he sees.
(TFK)
Julio, i need a different tie.
Julio stands up and takes the tie away and Thad looks through the mirror to Craig.
(TFK)
Rossi and Bull are legit competitors… A champion and an ex champion, titles they earned, straight up. But you are right, they're not made for suits like this… Plus i don't even think they have enough fabric for Bull’s muscle bound ass to begin with…
Thad looks down at his tailor.
(TFK)
I need more breathing room for the boys, chief.
The tailor sighs and Thad smiles in the mirror at Zander and Craig.
(TFK)
So I ended the very first must see feud of Action Wrestling at Battlefield, any opinions from the peanut gallery?
Zander and Craig look at each other, Craig still nursing his wounds from the match.
(Craig)
I'm happy you’re still champ, but a thank you hooker wasn't what I had in mind for helping you out in that match.
(TFK)
Pssh! Ungrateful, Craig. I bet Zander would’ve loved to of had a hooker to play with his front bump.
Zander nods naively and Craig fires back.
(Craig)
IT WAS A MAN, THAD!
Thad shrugs.
(TFK)
It's hard to tell nowadays…
(Craig)
Not trans or a cross dresser… He literally was a super in shape black man who does crossfit and loves showing his power against men… He even told me he wasn't GAY!
(TFK)
Meh, tomato tamoto… Did you at least tip him for his trouble?
Craig crosses his arms.
(Craig)
Of course I did, I'm not an ass hole.
Zander laughs as he pulls out a magazine and starts flipping through the pages, catching Thad's attention.
(TFK)
What are you reading over there, Z Man?
Zander looks up from the magazine.
(Zander Hobbs)
CRIMES weekly… This week they're going over the Top 20 Killers of America and some random honorable mentions…
(TFK)
Is our boy Rossi up there with the likes of Bundy and Gacy?
Zander shakes his head no.
(Zander Hobbs)
Unless he was the true identity of the Zodiak Killer, then no…
Thad strokes his chin.
(TFK)
So you're telling me… He didn't even make the… LIST?
Pause for obligated laughter and Craig snickers.
(TFK)
Rossi had a bright beginning just as Corey Bull did, but just as the fate of any normal man… A woman cut them down.
Craig shakes his head.
(Craig)
Just like the great biblical B.A. Samson…
Thad shrugs.
(TFK)
Sad part is, they didn't even seal their fate with a kiss, they got outsmarted and outmatched.
Thad snaps his fingers.
(TFK)
Here's something to let sink in… Our Monster of a man UCI Champion, I refuse to call it the Hatebringer title… If he would've nut up against Brooke Bell, he would've been beaten for his title. With the logic I have mentioned, it simple why these boys have been defanged in the wrestling world… They're not a threat to anyone on the roster and that's saying something about Mr. Godmachine and his skyscraper ass.
Zander mumbles.
(Zander Hobbs)
And you can't teach that…
Zander snickers from behind his magazine.
(Craig)
You can't honestly stand there and claim Corey Bull is going to be a simple push over…
Thad rolls his eyes.
(TFK)
Corey Bull has minions who roam every corner of the Earth to gather information for him… Yet he still comes into this match without a clue…
Craig scratches his head.
(Craig)
And what clue might that be?
Zander mumbles from behind his magazine.
(Zander Hobbs)
I love John Cleese…
Thad shakes his head.
(TFK)
I have proven 4 times since the inception of Action Wrestling, that The Franchise Killer can play The Giant Killer just as well. Corey Bull didn't scare me before Brooke Bell humbled his ass and he doesn't scare me now.
(Zander Hobbs)
Ooo there's an honorable mention for that crazy couple who shot up people at a Wal-Mart… But still no Rossi…
(TFK)
Damn he got upstaged by PeopleAtWalmart.com rejects?
(Craig)
I was always a fan of Dahmer myself…
(TFK)
Yeah not surprised by that one… Anyway back to the task at hand. Rossi and Bull are legit competitors but what of their track record as of late? Comparing them to the likes of the washed celebs that seem to flock to me, these guys have lost their luster just like the rest of em. Plus, i wouldn't be surprised if Rossi and Bull have glass jaws like that little weasel PaulIE Shore.
(Craig)
Just as I was saying before you squared off with John Frost, I don't want you take these guys lightly, because you've painted yourself into a corner here… You are public enemy number one going into this match, with you being a bonafide main eventer, the longest reigning AW US champ, and a giant launch pad for these boys’ careers… Or at least get them back on track with their floundering careers.
(TFK)
The story of my life, huh? The higher I climb, the more nobodies want to cling to me for dear life to raise their stock in the company?
Craig nods.
(Craig)
Exactly, the same problem the great Fonzy dealt with in his career…
(Zander Hobbs)
Henry Winkler is the GOAT.
(TFK)
He is, but this isn't the time to jump the shark or pound a jukebox to life… This is TFK showing two schmucks that I am THE DIRECTOR of Action Wrestling and it is MY VISION that needs to be realized.
Zander lowers his magazine.
(Zander Hobbs)
I dig your energy boss, but riddle me this… Are you a good guy or a bad guy?
Thad smirks into the mirror toward Zander.
(TFK)
I'm the guy who's putting asses in the seats… They either love to hate me or love to love me… Not to shamelessly steal from another expert Hollywood grappler, but I AM must see. People want to see my mouth write checks my ass couldn't possibly cash and the other half wants to see Ol’ Thaddeus succeed against the odds. They can write me off as a spoiled brat Hollywood kid, but truth be told, my daddy isn't stepping into the ring to fight my matches…
At that moment in walks Jefferson King with a big smile on his face.
(Jefferson King)
There's my ass grabber of a son, how's the spic been treating you? Did you tell him I kept his sister working after that Fattest Bordello in Mexico closed up shop?
Zander looks on in awe.
(Zander Hobbs)
Your dad is such a humanitarian, Thad.
Thad shakes his head.
(TFK)
Yeah and so was Hugh Heffner in that light…
Thad looks to Jefferson.
(TFK)
What do you want?
Jefferson smiles his million dollar smile.
(Jefferson King)
Nothing much… Just checking up on my Champion son and I kinda wanted to brag about getting Brad Pitt by the short and curlies…
(Craig)
Huh, I figured he was a shave it all kinda guy…
Jefferson shakes his head.
(Jefferson King)
That's not the point… The point is, he's going to really maximize your next promo work for Action Wrestling. He can do some Achilles shit or maybe that Inglorious Bastards thing…
(Zander Hobbs)
Kill em Nazis…
(Jefferson King)
Oh damn I just got a Nazi killing erection just now thinking of it.
Thad shrugs.
(Jefferson King)
Come on son, that shit with J. J. Abrams was comedic gold and you know it. I bet Billy Bitch Tits over here laughed his chins off.
Zander looks at Craig and whispers.
(Zander Hobbs)
I think he's talking about you, Craig.
Craig rolls his eyes and mouths whatever.
(TFK)
It was indeed funny, but Brad Pitt is a huge freaking star, how in the hell did you get him cornered?
Jefferson smiles menacingly rubbing his hands together.
(Jefferson King)
Brad is indeed a great actor but even some of best actors have to unwind and I wasn't about to let an American Treasure like Brad Pitt go the way of that Brit faggot Hugh Grant…
Zander scoffs.
(Jefferson King)
Calm your tits, faggot is a bundle of sticks over there. What I'm trying to say is, I covered up the hooker incident and made it out to be some poor excuse for a “leaked” sex tape thing… Long story short, Brad owes me big time. So you're welcome… Plus he loves wrestling and he said he was a big fan of yours.
Thad gets excited like a little kid.
(TFK)
REALLY?
Jefferson laughs it off.
(Jefferson King)
No, not really… But he will be after you're done with him, right boys?
Jefferson thumbs up Craig and Zander who play along on cue.
(Craig)
Oh of course.
(Zander Hobbs)
Most definitely.
Jefferson stops for a second and really looks at Zander.
(Jefferson Hobbs)
Zander, i may have a film for you soon, are you okay with wearing a Minotaur mask?
Zander chuckles.
(Zander Hobbs)
Heh, it wouldn't be the first time… I remember when i went to a con in Pokipsy… Man that was a day.
Jefferson throws up in his mouth for a second.
(Jefferson King)
On second thought maybe I spoke too soon…
Jefferson looks to Thad.
(Jefferson King)
You're doing good by our family name out there, son. Keep it up.
Jefferson slaps Thad on the ass.
(Jefferson King)
Woooo time to go shoot some titty clitty bang bang! See you boys on the flip side.
Jefferson throws up a non characteristic deuces as he walks out of the dressing room.
(Craig)
Your dad was in a really weird mood, wouldn't you say?
Thad waves him off as the tailor returns for the final touches to his suit.
(TFK)
He's just happy I'm not making an ass out his name doing my little wrasslin thing.
(Craig)
Well whatever you do, keep winning, because this a Jefferson King I can get use to.
Thad shakes his head.
(TFK)
Just wait until i claim that World title that I wanted on day one… He may just give us the Yacht.
Thad laughs and Zander raises his hand.
(Zander Hobbs)
I'll drive the yacht.
The three laugh and Thad looks into the mirror at Craig and Zander.
(TFK)
First I continue humbling that so called Monster, Corey Bull and send that psychopath serial killer who can't even make FBI’s top anything LIST, packing… Then I can ask Roy or Donald or whoever is champ by then, what vision do they have for Action Wrestling, so i can shut them down, just like all the rest who stepped to me. Can you imagine the US champ versus the World champ?
(Craig)
Sounds like money to me, Thad.
Thad nods.
(TFK)
Believe me, Digger and Tort know what I'm capable of and it's only a matter of time before the rest of the roster realizes it too. Action Wrestling started as soon as I walked in and it'll continue to climb by the directorial vision I have for it.
Zander raises his hand.
(Zander Hobbs)
Don't allow your hubris to get the better of you, boss… Keep pushing that US title to the top and in no time you'll shine.
Thad laughs.
(TFK)
Just wait and see, Z Man, Thad’s got everything well in hand… Our future is so bright…
Thad pulls out some black designer sunglasses from his coat pocket and places them on his face.
(TFK)
You better grab shades.
Zander looks to Craig with an are you serious expression and Craig shrugs.
(Craig)
So, what's next Thad? We hitting that campaign tour to Jackson?
Thad smiles wide.
(TFK)
Let's go kiss the babies and shake the hands of their extremely hot and inviting mothers.
Craig facepalms himself.
(Craig)
Ugh…
Zander leaps up and salutes Thad.
(Zander Hobbs)
I'll get the bus!
Thad turns from the mirrors waving off the tailor before looking to his godlike camera.
(TFK)
All of this here is mere noise... It's all talk that I'm going to undoubtedly back up in that ring on Monday. So the question you both should ask yourselves… Are you ready for your close up, because we're bringing Action to Jackson… And it's going to be MY night! Just like every other night before it.
Thad flashes his million dollar smile.
(TFK)
And your roles in all of this… Eat the pin and watch… ME… SHINE.
Thad calls cut and the godlike camera fades out to black.
Cameras roll showing Thad standing in front of a 360° mirror with a tailor measuring him for a new suit. Craig and Zander stand behind him watching as Thad poses with his new threads.
(TFK)
You know what I love about suits?
Zander shrugs and Craig raises a finger but chooses not to speak.
(TFK)
It's real simple really… No matter what kind of person you are, it screams some form of confidence. I mean, i spew the shit, but take Zander for example. He's as soft as Charmin, but throw him in a power suit and he's instantly Mob boss material.
Zander smiles and adjusts his sitting in the metal.chair that's about to give way.
(Zander Hobbs)
Thanks boss.
Craig rolls his eyes wearing his obnoxious green turtleneck.
(Craig)
Come on, not every person gets that kind of confidence boost in a suit… I shit you not, your opponents this week can't throw on a suit and be seen as better competitors than what they are… No matter what titles they strap to their waists or use to strap to their waists.
Thad adjusts a black bowtie but doesn't like what he sees.
(TFK)
Julio, i need a different tie.
Julio stands up and takes the tie away and Thad looks through the mirror to Craig.
(TFK)
Rossi and Bull are legit competitors… A champion and an ex champion, titles they earned, straight up. But you are right, they're not made for suits like this… Plus i don't even think they have enough fabric for Bull’s muscle bound ass to begin with…
Thad looks down at his tailor.
(TFK)
I need more breathing room for the boys, chief.
The tailor sighs and Thad smiles in the mirror at Zander and Craig.
(TFK)
So I ended the very first must see feud of Action Wrestling at Battlefield, any opinions from the peanut gallery?
Zander and Craig look at each other, Craig still nursing his wounds from the match.
(Craig)
I'm happy you’re still champ, but a thank you hooker wasn't what I had in mind for helping you out in that match.
(TFK)
Pssh! Ungrateful, Craig. I bet Zander would’ve loved to of had a hooker to play with his front bump.
Zander nods naively and Craig fires back.
(Craig)
IT WAS A MAN, THAD!
Thad shrugs.
(TFK)
It's hard to tell nowadays…
(Craig)
Not trans or a cross dresser… He literally was a super in shape black man who does crossfit and loves showing his power against men… He even told me he wasn't GAY!
(TFK)
Meh, tomato tamoto… Did you at least tip him for his trouble?
Craig crosses his arms.
(Craig)
Of course I did, I'm not an ass hole.
Zander laughs as he pulls out a magazine and starts flipping through the pages, catching Thad's attention.
(TFK)
What are you reading over there, Z Man?
Zander looks up from the magazine.
(Zander Hobbs)
CRIMES weekly… This week they're going over the Top 20 Killers of America and some random honorable mentions…
(TFK)
Is our boy Rossi up there with the likes of Bundy and Gacy?
Zander shakes his head no.
(Zander Hobbs)
Unless he was the true identity of the Zodiak Killer, then no…
Thad strokes his chin.
(TFK)
So you're telling me… He didn't even make the… LIST?
Pause for obligated laughter and Craig snickers.
(TFK)
Rossi had a bright beginning just as Corey Bull did, but just as the fate of any normal man… A woman cut them down.
Craig shakes his head.
(Craig)
Just like the great biblical B.A. Samson…
Thad shrugs.
(TFK)
Sad part is, they didn't even seal their fate with a kiss, they got outsmarted and outmatched.
Thad snaps his fingers.
(TFK)
Here's something to let sink in… Our Monster of a man UCI Champion, I refuse to call it the Hatebringer title… If he would've nut up against Brooke Bell, he would've been beaten for his title. With the logic I have mentioned, it simple why these boys have been defanged in the wrestling world… They're not a threat to anyone on the roster and that's saying something about Mr. Godmachine and his skyscraper ass.
Zander mumbles.
(Zander Hobbs)
And you can't teach that…
Zander snickers from behind his magazine.
(Craig)
You can't honestly stand there and claim Corey Bull is going to be a simple push over…
Thad rolls his eyes.
(TFK)
Corey Bull has minions who roam every corner of the Earth to gather information for him… Yet he still comes into this match without a clue…
Craig scratches his head.
(Craig)
And what clue might that be?
Zander mumbles from behind his magazine.
(Zander Hobbs)
I love John Cleese…
Thad shakes his head.
(TFK)
I have proven 4 times since the inception of Action Wrestling, that The Franchise Killer can play The Giant Killer just as well. Corey Bull didn't scare me before Brooke Bell humbled his ass and he doesn't scare me now.
(Zander Hobbs)
Ooo there's an honorable mention for that crazy couple who shot up people at a Wal-Mart… But still no Rossi…
(TFK)
Damn he got upstaged by PeopleAtWalmart.com rejects?
(Craig)
I was always a fan of Dahmer myself…
(TFK)
Yeah not surprised by that one… Anyway back to the task at hand. Rossi and Bull are legit competitors but what of their track record as of late? Comparing them to the likes of the washed celebs that seem to flock to me, these guys have lost their luster just like the rest of em. Plus, i wouldn't be surprised if Rossi and Bull have glass jaws like that little weasel PaulIE Shore.
(Craig)
Just as I was saying before you squared off with John Frost, I don't want you take these guys lightly, because you've painted yourself into a corner here… You are public enemy number one going into this match, with you being a bonafide main eventer, the longest reigning AW US champ, and a giant launch pad for these boys’ careers… Or at least get them back on track with their floundering careers.
(TFK)
The story of my life, huh? The higher I climb, the more nobodies want to cling to me for dear life to raise their stock in the company?
Craig nods.
(Craig)
Exactly, the same problem the great Fonzy dealt with in his career…
(Zander Hobbs)
Henry Winkler is the GOAT.
(TFK)
He is, but this isn't the time to jump the shark or pound a jukebox to life… This is TFK showing two schmucks that I am THE DIRECTOR of Action Wrestling and it is MY VISION that needs to be realized.
Zander lowers his magazine.
(Zander Hobbs)
I dig your energy boss, but riddle me this… Are you a good guy or a bad guy?
Thad smirks into the mirror toward Zander.
(TFK)
I'm the guy who's putting asses in the seats… They either love to hate me or love to love me… Not to shamelessly steal from another expert Hollywood grappler, but I AM must see. People want to see my mouth write checks my ass couldn't possibly cash and the other half wants to see Ol’ Thaddeus succeed against the odds. They can write me off as a spoiled brat Hollywood kid, but truth be told, my daddy isn't stepping into the ring to fight my matches…
At that moment in walks Jefferson King with a big smile on his face.
(Jefferson King)
There's my ass grabber of a son, how's the spic been treating you? Did you tell him I kept his sister working after that Fattest Bordello in Mexico closed up shop?
Zander looks on in awe.
(Zander Hobbs)
Your dad is such a humanitarian, Thad.
Thad shakes his head.
(TFK)
Yeah and so was Hugh Heffner in that light…
Thad looks to Jefferson.
(TFK)
What do you want?
Jefferson smiles his million dollar smile.
(Jefferson King)
Nothing much… Just checking up on my Champion son and I kinda wanted to brag about getting Brad Pitt by the short and curlies…
(Craig)
Huh, I figured he was a shave it all kinda guy…
Jefferson shakes his head.
(Jefferson King)
That's not the point… The point is, he's going to really maximize your next promo work for Action Wrestling. He can do some Achilles shit or maybe that Inglorious Bastards thing…
(Zander Hobbs)
Kill em Nazis…
(Jefferson King)
Oh damn I just got a Nazi killing erection just now thinking of it.
Thad shrugs.
(Jefferson King)
Come on son, that shit with J. J. Abrams was comedic gold and you know it. I bet Billy Bitch Tits over here laughed his chins off.
Zander looks at Craig and whispers.
(Zander Hobbs)
I think he's talking about you, Craig.
Craig rolls his eyes and mouths whatever.
(TFK)
It was indeed funny, but Brad Pitt is a huge freaking star, how in the hell did you get him cornered?
Jefferson smiles menacingly rubbing his hands together.
(Jefferson King)
Brad is indeed a great actor but even some of best actors have to unwind and I wasn't about to let an American Treasure like Brad Pitt go the way of that Brit faggot Hugh Grant…
Zander scoffs.
(Jefferson King)
Calm your tits, faggot is a bundle of sticks over there. What I'm trying to say is, I covered up the hooker incident and made it out to be some poor excuse for a “leaked” sex tape thing… Long story short, Brad owes me big time. So you're welcome… Plus he loves wrestling and he said he was a big fan of yours.
Thad gets excited like a little kid.
(TFK)
REALLY?
Jefferson laughs it off.
(Jefferson King)
No, not really… But he will be after you're done with him, right boys?
Jefferson thumbs up Craig and Zander who play along on cue.
(Craig)
Oh of course.
(Zander Hobbs)
Most definitely.
Jefferson stops for a second and really looks at Zander.
(Jefferson Hobbs)
Zander, i may have a film for you soon, are you okay with wearing a Minotaur mask?
Zander chuckles.
(Zander Hobbs)
Heh, it wouldn't be the first time… I remember when i went to a con in Pokipsy… Man that was a day.
Jefferson throws up in his mouth for a second.
(Jefferson King)
On second thought maybe I spoke too soon…
Jefferson looks to Thad.
(Jefferson King)
You're doing good by our family name out there, son. Keep it up.
Jefferson slaps Thad on the ass.
(Jefferson King)
Woooo time to go shoot some titty clitty bang bang! See you boys on the flip side.
Jefferson throws up a non characteristic deuces as he walks out of the dressing room.
(Craig)
Your dad was in a really weird mood, wouldn't you say?
Thad waves him off as the tailor returns for the final touches to his suit.
(TFK)
He's just happy I'm not making an ass out his name doing my little wrasslin thing.
(Craig)
Well whatever you do, keep winning, because this a Jefferson King I can get use to.
Thad shakes his head.
(TFK)
Just wait until i claim that World title that I wanted on day one… He may just give us the Yacht.
Thad laughs and Zander raises his hand.
(Zander Hobbs)
I'll drive the yacht.
The three laugh and Thad looks into the mirror at Craig and Zander.
(TFK)
First I continue humbling that so called Monster, Corey Bull and send that psychopath serial killer who can't even make FBI’s top anything LIST, packing… Then I can ask Roy or Donald or whoever is champ by then, what vision do they have for Action Wrestling, so i can shut them down, just like all the rest who stepped to me. Can you imagine the US champ versus the World champ?
(Craig)
Sounds like money to me, Thad.
Thad nods.
(TFK)
Believe me, Digger and Tort know what I'm capable of and it's only a matter of time before the rest of the roster realizes it too. Action Wrestling started as soon as I walked in and it'll continue to climb by the directorial vision I have for it.
Zander raises his hand.
(Zander Hobbs)
Don't allow your hubris to get the better of you, boss… Keep pushing that US title to the top and in no time you'll shine.
Thad laughs.
(TFK)
Just wait and see, Z Man, Thad’s got everything well in hand… Our future is so bright…
Thad pulls out some black designer sunglasses from his coat pocket and places them on his face.
(TFK)
You better grab shades.
Zander looks to Craig with an are you serious expression and Craig shrugs.
(Craig)
So, what's next Thad? We hitting that campaign tour to Jackson?
Thad smiles wide.
(TFK)
Let's go kiss the babies and shake the hands of their extremely hot and inviting mothers.
Craig facepalms himself.
(Craig)
Ugh…
Zander leaps up and salutes Thad.
(Zander Hobbs)
I'll get the bus!
Thad turns from the mirrors waving off the tailor before looking to his godlike camera.
(TFK)
All of this here is mere noise... It's all talk that I'm going to undoubtedly back up in that ring on Monday. So the question you both should ask yourselves… Are you ready for your close up, because we're bringing Action to Jackson… And it's going to be MY night! Just like every other night before it.
Thad flashes his million dollar smile.
(TFK)
And your roles in all of this… Eat the pin and watch… ME… SHINE.
Thad calls cut and the godlike camera fades out to black.