I'll be bringing towels for Christmas (680 words)
Nov 30, 2019 22:35:00 GMT -5
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Post by Bolas De Arana on Nov 30, 2019 22:35:00 GMT -5
{A press conference outside of the arena. Its Saturday and of course the fans of Action wrestling are getting the chance to meet some of their idols. A small group has gathered around the table of Bolas de Arana. After signing some pictures and taking pics with some of the people, he jumps up on the table and gives an impromptu promo}
“'Welcome my Ballaniacs. It is I, your masked hero of love, the jackass with the plan to be the man, the reason you all have come out here today and of course, your future number one contender, Bolas “Dropping more D then a spelling bee” de Arana. And welcome to CLASH...IS...BALLS!!”
{The small group cheers and applauds}
“As all of you wonderful people know, I get to have a dip in the big kids pool against three people who were my teammates this last week. And let me tell you this, it is going to be fantastic. Especially when I come out on top.”
{More cheering and applauding}
“VHS is a fellow that is not only cheeky, but damn well capable of winning this match. He has all the skills and all the talent to be the one that wins. All his technical fighting and that nasty Rewind he likes to use.Personally I would rather not find myself on the end of it, gods know what would happen if I rewound. Probably be back on that TV show being all sexy and stuff. And while that was fun, it isn’t my future, so I guess I am going to have to get him a towel.”
{Bolas gives the two thumbs up and the crowd cheers}
“Of course you then have Kitty Petrova and her beautiful smile, and butt, and legs, and I am so off track here.”
“Pay attention writer!”
{Bolas looks right at you, the viewer, before he continues}
“Kitty is one of those strong women that you do not want to tangle with or assume is not capable of taking care of herself. She can..she will..and I won’t take her lightly. Not unless she asked me too.”
{The crowd giggles}
“Honestly, when I face off against Kitty, and we know it is bound to happen, I will certainly remember to bring her two eggs over easy. And of course a towel. It might get moist up in the ring.”
{Giggling and cheering}
“Last, and definitely not least, is my hero, the man that so many tales of greatness has been written, QDT. I’m not afraid to admit a man crush. And how can you not? He is one of the greatest cruiserweights to be in Action Wrestling and beating him would just be the best thing in the dam world.”
{The crowd cheers}
“And that is what I am going for. I am going to be the best. It won’t matter who stands in front of the Worlds Greatest Jackass...because everyone has already written me off. None of them expect me to really do anything. I’m just that funny guy, that no talent, lucky to be here guy. And that, my faithful Ballaniacs, is exactly what I am counting on. Because when they think they know the answer, I will change the question! And then I will be one MILF Driver away from being the number one Contender to Vaydens...oops, I mean Raging Deads title.”
“Hashtag Pray For Vayden.”
{The crowd Cheers}
“'Welcome my Ballaniacs. It is I, your masked hero of love, the jackass with the plan to be the man, the reason you all have come out here today and of course, your future number one contender, Bolas “Dropping more D then a spelling bee” de Arana. And welcome to CLASH...IS...BALLS!!”
{The small group cheers and applauds}
“As all of you wonderful people know, I get to have a dip in the big kids pool against three people who were my teammates this last week. And let me tell you this, it is going to be fantastic. Especially when I come out on top.”
{More cheering and applauding}
“VHS is a fellow that is not only cheeky, but damn well capable of winning this match. He has all the skills and all the talent to be the one that wins. All his technical fighting and that nasty Rewind he likes to use.Personally I would rather not find myself on the end of it, gods know what would happen if I rewound. Probably be back on that TV show being all sexy and stuff. And while that was fun, it isn’t my future, so I guess I am going to have to get him a towel.”
{Bolas gives the two thumbs up and the crowd cheers}
“Of course you then have Kitty Petrova and her beautiful smile, and butt, and legs, and I am so off track here.”
“Pay attention writer!”
{Bolas looks right at you, the viewer, before he continues}
“Kitty is one of those strong women that you do not want to tangle with or assume is not capable of taking care of herself. She can..she will..and I won’t take her lightly. Not unless she asked me too.”
{The crowd giggles}
“Honestly, when I face off against Kitty, and we know it is bound to happen, I will certainly remember to bring her two eggs over easy. And of course a towel. It might get moist up in the ring.”
{Giggling and cheering}
“Last, and definitely not least, is my hero, the man that so many tales of greatness has been written, QDT. I’m not afraid to admit a man crush. And how can you not? He is one of the greatest cruiserweights to be in Action Wrestling and beating him would just be the best thing in the dam world.”
{The crowd cheers}
“And that is what I am going for. I am going to be the best. It won’t matter who stands in front of the Worlds Greatest Jackass...because everyone has already written me off. None of them expect me to really do anything. I’m just that funny guy, that no talent, lucky to be here guy. And that, my faithful Ballaniacs, is exactly what I am counting on. Because when they think they know the answer, I will change the question! And then I will be one MILF Driver away from being the number one Contender to Vaydens...oops, I mean Raging Deads title.”
“Hashtag Pray For Vayden.”
{The crowd Cheers}
“Clash is just the beginning, 2020 is right around the corner, but first I am going to secret Santa myself with a number one contendership. But don’t worry guys, I will see you all at Clash, and I will make sure to bring a towel for all of you!”
{Bolas bows to the crowd and throws two tyumbs up, before climbing down and walking into the arena}
Will Bolas become the World's Favorite Number One Contender?
Or will he succumb to a case of hero envy?
And why is he always talking to me like I am just an asshole behind the computer!?
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Or will he succumb to a case of hero envy?
And why is he always talking to me like I am just an asshole behind the computer!?
All this and more when you stay tuned to Action Wrestling!