Heres an idea, just stunner yourself!
Nov 30, 2019 19:20:11 GMT -5
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Post by Hot Shot Wayne Austin on Nov 30, 2019 19:20:11 GMT -5
Hot Shot Wayne Austin is backstage up against a chain link fence with the AW logo behind him as a camera catches up with him.
Hot Shot Wayne Austin: Well it looks like I was trying to find Flop at Turmoil and when I was following him around.
Crowd chants what!?
Hot Shot Wayne Austin: I was given chase
Crowd chants What?!
Hot Shot Wayne Austin: I was drafting him like Nascar
Crowd chants What?
Hot Shot Wayne Austin: I was tailgating the pasty bitch like a gnat flapping its little wingers to drop down on some sticky snot nosed kid!
Crowd laughs.
Hot Shot Wayne Austin: And as I watched him walk into the lockerrooms and then turn the corner into a steamy shower I was disgusted by what I witnessed. Flop took shampoo and drip dropped it onto his hands, lathered it up real damn nice between his palms and rubbed it into The Cruiserweight Champions hair and I could have thrown up in my mouth!
Crowd cheers.
Hot Shot Wayne Austin: Flop disgusted me like no man has ever disgusted me before! It was low down, dirty, gross, disgusting behavior and if he steps to me again and tries to touch me with those sickly hands I will deliver a Stunner so hard it will flip him back to being a flop!
Crowd cheers and laughs.
Hot Shot Wayne Austin: Now I want to talk about the dumb bitch, or stupid bitch, or manly bitch or whatever bitch, or son of a bitch, or fat bitch or skinny bitch, or bitchy bitch or what is it again? Alpha Bitch thats what it is! Whatever!
Crowd cheers.
Hot Shot Wayne Austin: You trailer park piece of trash from the mid west who calls Tokyo, Japan home makes me want to put dull pencils in my eyeballs and then shoot em out through my nose! If there ever was a walking cliche in Action Wrestling its you, you bonafide wannabe who can't cut it in Trinidad Wrestling or whatever it was called. Trinidad, trinimom, triniBURIED it don't matter.
Crowd laughs.
Hot Shot Wayne Austin: You've journeyed far and wide across gods green earth just to end up in Action Wrestling staring across the ring at me and when your little beady eyes dart right into mine on Monday Night Clash theres going to be two thoughts rushing in your head and one of them is how bad is this Stunner going to hurt my jaw and the other is should I just lay down now to get it over with and let me tell you, heres an idea you should just stun yourself because on Clash I'll beat the Japanese shimwah sushi roll right out of your pasty white skin looking emo girl teenaged face and thats the bottom line!!
Crowd chants it with him
Hot Shot Wayne Austin: CAUSE HOT SHOT WAYNE AUSTIN SAID SO!
He moves the camera out of his face as its over.
Hot Shot Wayne Austin: Well it looks like I was trying to find Flop at Turmoil and when I was following him around.
Crowd chants what!?
Hot Shot Wayne Austin: I was given chase
Crowd chants What?!
Hot Shot Wayne Austin: I was drafting him like Nascar
Crowd chants What?
Hot Shot Wayne Austin: I was tailgating the pasty bitch like a gnat flapping its little wingers to drop down on some sticky snot nosed kid!
Crowd laughs.
Hot Shot Wayne Austin: And as I watched him walk into the lockerrooms and then turn the corner into a steamy shower I was disgusted by what I witnessed. Flop took shampoo and drip dropped it onto his hands, lathered it up real damn nice between his palms and rubbed it into The Cruiserweight Champions hair and I could have thrown up in my mouth!
Crowd cheers.
Hot Shot Wayne Austin: Flop disgusted me like no man has ever disgusted me before! It was low down, dirty, gross, disgusting behavior and if he steps to me again and tries to touch me with those sickly hands I will deliver a Stunner so hard it will flip him back to being a flop!
Crowd cheers and laughs.
Hot Shot Wayne Austin: Now I want to talk about the dumb bitch, or stupid bitch, or manly bitch or whatever bitch, or son of a bitch, or fat bitch or skinny bitch, or bitchy bitch or what is it again? Alpha Bitch thats what it is! Whatever!
Crowd cheers.
Hot Shot Wayne Austin: You trailer park piece of trash from the mid west who calls Tokyo, Japan home makes me want to put dull pencils in my eyeballs and then shoot em out through my nose! If there ever was a walking cliche in Action Wrestling its you, you bonafide wannabe who can't cut it in Trinidad Wrestling or whatever it was called. Trinidad, trinimom, triniBURIED it don't matter.
Crowd laughs.
Hot Shot Wayne Austin: You've journeyed far and wide across gods green earth just to end up in Action Wrestling staring across the ring at me and when your little beady eyes dart right into mine on Monday Night Clash theres going to be two thoughts rushing in your head and one of them is how bad is this Stunner going to hurt my jaw and the other is should I just lay down now to get it over with and let me tell you, heres an idea you should just stun yourself because on Clash I'll beat the Japanese shimwah sushi roll right out of your pasty white skin looking emo girl teenaged face and thats the bottom line!!
Crowd chants it with him
Hot Shot Wayne Austin: CAUSE HOT SHOT WAYNE AUSTIN SAID SO!
He moves the camera out of his face as its over.