Post by Kennedy Matthews on Jun 23, 2019 17:28:57 GMT -5
Scene 1
Foundation (A History of the US Title)
Clash didn’t go quite as I planned. I tapped out. I can’t blame anyone but myself for that. I gave my all and it simply wasn’t meant to be. Kyle Kemp caught me off guard. I didn’t have time to think too hard on it. I had to refocus myself to the United States Title Tournament and a match with Noble Savage. I had to focus and to do that I had to do my rounds of speaking with the press.
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Kennedy Matthews sits down as a guest on Mike Mayfield in the Morning on Sundance, Indiana’s home for hit music, 98.5 WLRT. Mike Mayfield welcomes us back.
Mike Mayfield
Welcome back ladies and gentlemen. Mike Mayfield in the Morning here on WLRT. I am joined this hour by Action Wrestling superstar, and leader of the Royal Family, the Queen herself, Kennedy Matthews. Kennedy welcome to the show.
Kennedy smiles as she speaks in her thick British Accent.
Kennedy Matthews
'Allo Mike. Thank yer for 'avin' me
Mike, struggling to understand what Kennedy is saying continues on.
Mike Mayfield
This week Kennedy, you are in a tournament for the Action Wrestling United States Title. With such enormous stakes on the line. What is your idea for how to approach such a tournament?
Kennedy chuckles a bit before answering the question.
Kennedy Matthews
Well, Mike, here is the bugger. This title 'as 'ad free blokes ter hold it.
Mike interjects his thoughts.
Mike Mayfield
So that brings some major prestige to the title.
Kennedy laughs sarcastically.
Kennedy Matthews
It is the damndest fin'. If I didn’t know any better I would say the upper management of Action, weffer it be Camilla or Torture, have a bias toward Americans bein' the bloomin' poster child for the United States Title. I cop it, right, to an extent. Wot better way ter assert me dominance than by winnin' the chuffin' United States Title, as a foreigner, on the chuffin' birffdate of American freedom?
Mike nods in partial agreement.
Mike Mayfield
That would be a slap in the face, if I do say so myself?
Kennedy, obviously pissed at Mike’s words, has her say.
Kennedy Matthews
Not only 'ave they all been from one country but they 'ave all been men. No ruddy ladies. Why 'asn’t a bint 'ad the title, then? Is Torture scared?
Mike shakes his head from side to side.
Mike Mayfield
So are you saying women haven’t been given opportunity to win the title? I do believe, and correct me if I am wrong, you had a shot at Dandy DiVito, at Clash of the Champions the week prior to Havoc and you lost. How can you say that women haven’t been given opportunity?
Kennedy looks on in a confused manner.
Kennedy Matthews
Open yor ears. I'll get out me spoons. Did I say NEVER 'ad opportunity, then, luv? No. Right. I said no women 'ave ever 'ELD the bleedin' title. Ya chump! Honest guv!
Kennedy shakes her head again.
Kennedy Matthews
I swear it, yer blokes never listen. Yer radio lads are just as bad as the media most times. Yer take us words and twist them ter wotever will give yer the Dickens of a story at that time.
Mike looks taken a back by Kennedy’s words. He goes to speak but she quickly cuts him off.
Kennedy Matthews
No, yor gonna 'ear me out, right, as management sure as hell fire isn’t listenin'. Faddeus Franklin Kin', Sam Kidsgrove, Dandy DiVito. They are all interchangeable wiv one anuvver, right, right, eh, luv? Blokes 'oo 'urt ratings and themselves more than they 'elp anyfink, init? Meself, right, Geri Miller, Lissie 'ope, even Estrella Luiz, wile in jail, gets more social media mentions than them free combined. We 'ave ter be pushed ter the back or silenced. The bloody Royal Family were formed ter take on the bloomin' foundation of this company and this business. Cor blimey guv, would I lie to you? We were sick and tired of all these blokes 'avin' their way wiv this sport. We are 'ere ter take over and it begins NOW. A revolution is upon us. Action management fought #BEACHKREW were forns in the side, then, eh, guv? Just they wait.
Mike stops Kennedy in her tracks.
Mike Mayfield
Listen here. This is my show. You are saying that management is in for another Beach Krew situation with the likes of you all? Beach Krew that basically tore through EVERYONE including Fight Smart and Torture himself at War Games? Call me fickle but I truly don’t see how that will happen.
Kennedy cuts him off.
Kennedy Matthews
This may be yor show but I'm bloody well the Queen. Anyfink I 'ave ter say automatically trumps yor foughts. The Royal Family is gonna reign supreme soon enough and it all begins wiv this title tournament.
Mike laughs as he seems to have come up with a thought so diabolical it would blow anyone away.
Mike Mayfield
Speaking of the Royal Family. There is a chance you will have to fight your stablemate, Lissie Hope, in this tournament. What happens then? You two obviously don’t like one another.
Kennedy shrugs.
Kennedy Matthews
Lissie and I will cross that bridge wen we arrive there. She and I may not always spot eye ter eye but we are sisters wiv the same cause. It is none of yor business wot we may or may not 'ave planned. Yer don’t fink we 'ave fought of this, then, eh, mate? We are boff 'ighly intelligent women.
Mike shakes his head.
Mike Mayfield
Kennedy, that is all the time we have. Thank you for joining us.
Kennedy slams her headset down and walks out and heads to her hotel room.
Scene 2
Building a House (of Chaos)
We see Kennedy Matthews in a lavish hotel room relaxing in a jetted tub. She smirks as she speaks intently into the camera.
Kennedy Matthews
Woss a rookie ter a Queen, eh? Woss Noble Savage ter Kennedy Matffews. Noble, right, I don’t know wot it is like bein' in yor shoes. Yer can't 'ave a knees-up wivout a joanna. I do not know wot it is like ter come into this business as an outsider, nor do I claim ter know. Truff is, I don’t want ter know.
Kennedy repostions her body as she speaks more intently.
Kennedy Matthews
This 'as nuffink ter do wiv the Royal Family or the bloody United States title. This is about the bloody dream motch that evry geezer 'as wanted but no geezer got. This is the bloomin' battle of the bloody upstart rookie vs the bitchy brat 'oo were bred for this sport. This is just me vs yer. No Royal Family. No Odin Balfore ter fight yor battles for ye.
Kennedy stands up as she grabs her towel and wraps it around her. She lays on the bed and keeps talking.
Kennedy Matthews
It is the chuffin' age ole tale of the bloomin' immovable object vs the unstoppable force. We will find out wich one prevails. Will I move or will yer be 'sropped. The fans are on the edge of their seat. The once predictable landscape of the bloomin' United States Title is in total chaos until July fourff wen the tournament finishes up and one man or bint stands tall wiv the bloomin' title in 'and. Right. This tournament will spot wot lengffs yor willin' ter go ter in order ter win gold. Yor a former WCF World Champion, right, and I respect that, but blokes shouldn’t sell me short. I'll get out me spoons. I'm a former WCF 'ardcore Champion and a former Action Wrestlin' Television Champion. Wot 'ave yer accomplished 'ere Noble, isit? A loss ter Alex Richards for a meaningless 'all of Fame spot, then, eh, guv? Alex Richards is next in line for Ryan Lockhart and yer are.. Well.. meaningless. Yor nobody 'ere. I don’t appreciate yer comin' into the chuffin' company that I 'ave 'elped mold into a social media sensation and tryin' ter act like yer own the place. How about earnin' yor keep, right, Savage, eh? This week yer cop that chance. Yer step in the chuffin' rin' wiv a revitalized, eyes wide open Kennedy Matffews.
Kennedy stands up and walks over to her closet. She begins searching for an outfit. She holds a black dress up to herself and smiles widely, gazing into the mirror.
Kennedy Matthews
This is simply the bloomin' perfect outfit ter wear ter yor funeral Noble. Yer spot wen yer step in the chuffin' rin' wiv me it is the beginnin' of the bloomin' end for yer. Right. I don’t like yer, Noble. I don’t like wot yer stand for. Yor woss wrong wiv this business that I luv and were raised in. Yor such a fuckin' tosser, yer are. Cor blimey guv! Yor some bloke 'oo finks this business owes yer sumfink because yer 'ave aligned yorself wiv one of the chuffin' biggest stars in 'istory. It ain't 'oo yer know, it is wotcher gonna do wen they can’t 'elp yer. Noble, right, wot drives yer in this business, then? Are yer driven by wot Odin is capable of and wot 'e can accomplish or are yer after yor own name, then, eh, guv? I stepped OUT of me family’s shadows and yer 'ave 'idden yorself in Odin’s.
Kennedy tosses the dress on the bed as she speaks again.
Kennedy Matthews
Yer know wot I find funny, isit?Wen I left WCF and showed up in Action Wrestlin', right, I 'eard the bleedin' words that were bein' frown 'round. “Oh, Kennedy couldn’t make it in the big leagues so she ran ter the bloomin' minors.” Me 'ow the bloody tables 'ave turned. WCF is dead and gone, right, burnt and buried like the fuckin' crime scene it became in its final year or so. Yer were a part of the cancer of that place. Yer were a part of it’s failure. Cor blimey guv, would I lie to you? I did all I could ter Chas'n'Dave that sinkin' ship but wiv blokes like yer and Odin at the helm, right, it were fucked...ROYALLY.
Kennedy dips into the bathroom with the dress and tosses it on. She re-emerges looking like someone different.
Kennedy Matthews
Noble Savage, the name that is sposed ter envoke fear into them 'oo utter it. Yer know wot it does ter me, then? It makes me sick. Makes me want ter physically vomit. Yor nuffink. Right. Yor some bloke 'oo came into a dyin' company and pulled the bloomin' life support plug. Yer ended the company that Seff Lerch worked so 'ard ter build. A legacy built on the bloody backs of greatness like Teo Blaze and Dune and in a matter of monffs yer managed ter completely kill it wiv yor bland in ringg and out of ringg style. Yor about as flavorful as ror chicken sittin' on a shelf out of date. Yer 'ave nuffink appealin' about yer, do wot guvnor! Newflash, yor emo or goff or witchy style went out of style in fuckin' middle school.
Kennedy clicks her tongue is disappointment.
Kennedy Matthews
Wot 'appened ter yer Noble, then, eh, mate? Yer used ter be this badass chick 'oo didn’t need any fairy. Yer sold yor soul ter the Guardians and wot did that cop yer, eh, mate? Nuffink. A WCF World Title wen it already meant nuffink. Now yor aligned wiv Odin Balfore and it gets yer nuffink but the opportunity ter be a punchin' bag for Kennedy Matffews. It gives yer nuffink but pain. Why do yer do it Noble, isit?Yer align yorself wiv blokes 'oo only want ter use yer ter furffer themselves. The 'oole Royal Family can stand on us own two feet but can yer say the same about yer, isit?Wotcher get out of bein' a punchin' bag ter help OIdin become even more powerful, then, eh, luv? Wotcher get out of bein' a no bloke? I were once like yer in that way. I let uvvers control 'oo I were and it got me nuffink, right? Once I stepped out of the bloody shadows I became me own tart. No more were I the bleedin' daughter of Chuck. I were now KENNEDY BLOODY MATTHEWS.
Kennedy places a framed picture of Noble Savage on the desk. She lays a single red rose, the only color besides the black desk and black dress that Kennedy is adorned in. Kennedy speaks in a more hushed tone.
Kennedy Matthews
This week on Clash, right, we lay ter rest a soul that 'as been lost in a sea of treachery and despair. A soul that were lost way hammer and tack wen, in a wee sea known as the bloomin' Guardian Sea. She floated for days, right, tryin' ter rediscover 'erself. Noble Savage, china ter few, right, foe ter many. She were a misunderstood soul and we all realized it too late, init? Yer see, right, on June 24. 2019 she steps in the rin' wiv Kennedy Matffews, this week known as the bloomin' Reapin' Queen. She is some bloke we 'ardly knew in the bloody world of wrestlin' as she were a lass of many words yet said nuffink. She were some bloke 'oo spoke more ter an imaginary mate, named Lady Abernaffy, than ter any of 'er colleagues and employers.
She pauses for a moment. She fakes a few sobs before cackling like a madman.
Kennedy Matthews
Is this wot yer want Noble, then, eh, mate? A tart 'oo is gahn mad, isit?A lass 'oo is at the bloomin' end of 'er fuckin' rope, then, eh? Yor not copping Kennedy Matffews 'oo made wee work out of Scott Slayer. Yor not copping Kennedy Matffews the Queen. Yor steppin' into the bloody rin' wiv some sort of monster. A monster that Queen Elizabeff 'erself will be ashamed ter say is from England. Cor blimey guv! Yor steppin' into the bleedin' rin' wiv a monster that no geezer can explain. The two blokes that could tame this monster, neever are 'round right now. Estrella is in jail and Jaice is God knows where, right, probably shaggin' some poor cah somewhere. I deserve better and beginnin' this week, I will start takin' woss rightfully mine and I will be damned if I let yer or ANYONE take that shit from me. No more Mrs. Nice Queen. The Kennedy Matffews of yore is hammer and tack and there is nuffink yer can do ter change that.
She picks up the rose and begins picking petals off of it. She tosses them to the ground.
Kennedy Matthews
They luv me. They luv me not. They luv me. They luv me not. Noble, here is the bugger. It doesn’t matter if they luv yer or not. Cor blimey guv! Come Clash, yer will be an afterffought. Yer will be dead and gone. If I were yer, right, I would start copping me soul and life hammer and tack on track ter assure yor soul is well taken care of wen I'm done wiv yer. I'll get out me spoons. Pray ter God, or Allah, or Buddha, I right don’t give a rat’s arse. Yer need ter get yorself prepared for this funeral will be a reality after Clash.
The final petal falls as Kennedy grabs a hammer and smashes the picture. We zoom in on the picture as Kennedy’s voice is heard one last time.
Kennedy Matthews
Welcome ter the bloomin' end of the life known as Noble Savage. Right. Are yer ready BRANDI?
With that the scene fades to black.
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They say nothing in this life is free and I was a firm believer in that. Win or lose Noble Savage was going to know she was in a war this week. She is going to know that her life was close to ending and her career was going to completely be derailed. Keep on your toes, Kennedy. Don’t let anything get you down. At least that was what I was telling myself. I hadn’t heard from Jaice and Estrella was cut off from all communication. Lissie and I had to get on the same page, unlike Noble Savage’s two sides of her brain. What was I to do? I had to focus. Breathe Kennedy. Eyes on the prize. It was closer now then ever before. Go and get it girl. Go and get it.