Bring on the Filipino Keyser Soze and Mr. Fashionisto
May 5, 2019 21:40:08 GMT -5
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Post by T.F.K. on May 5, 2019 21:40:08 GMT -5
The godlike camera comes to life in the locker room of Thaddeus Franklin King moments after Mikey X's arm was raised as this years Havoc Rumble winner. Thad bursts into the room in his ring gear, covered in sweat with Craig following close behind still dressed like a Geek Squad hipster.
(TFK)
I was on a Goddamn roll out there and that vanilla midget takes me out from out of no where?! He's a god forsaken 201 and fun jobber! He shouldn't even have been in the match!
Craig tries to calm Thad down, but Thad shrugs him off.
(Craig)
Come on Thad, this was your 1st time back, it could've been anyone swooping in to throw you out… QDT had a breakout moment, that's the kind of underdog story you should get behind, not play victim to. Imagine the film rights to his story, man and what a director of your caliber could do with it.
Thad turns and looks at Craig with an “Are you serious?” kind of look.
(TFK)
Are you some kind of sympathizer now? The voice of the voiceless pygmies?
(Craig)
No, not at all sir, I'm just trying to keep my eyes on the silver lining here, in hopes that you'll see it loud and clear as well. Havoc is a special kind of match and it's not the true story of someone's talent… it's just the flight or fight of every competitor put onto a bigger stage for all to see. QDT had his moment to stand out and now everyone is going to be waiting for him to fall on his face… It's the nature of the beast so they say.
Thad slowly takes a seat on a bench and tilts his head up to Craig.
(TFK)
Do I pay you?
Craig gives a questionable look.
(TFK)
You actually have good ideas from time to time… $50 a week should be enough if anything, right?
Thad chuckles to himself and Craig shakes his head.
(Craig)
Yeah, yeah, well I'll tell you this, you definitely stood out amongst your peers out there. Top 9 in a match with so many hungry wrestlers, I'd say it's a victory in and of itself.
(TFK)
As the director of Action Wrestling, on this return I feel directionless… it's troublesome, Craig. Winning Havoc would've filled that void for me… Now I'm stuck watching that Patriotic Cancer riddled idiot, Dandy fondle and degrade the title I built to the top of this company… As well as watch Sammy fail to save the US and AW from his abysmal reign…
Craig nods and then checks his pocket as his phone chimes.
(Craig)
Well you may feel directionless but it looks like you're booked for next week's Clash.
(TFK)
And?
(Craig)
Shadowlove-
Thad cuts Craig off.
(TFK)
Shadowlove again? Jesus, does the bookers get off on watching two Hollywood elitist throw down for nothing or something?
(Craig)
Well there's a guy named Chris Santiago added to the match as well…
(TFK)
Who in the blue hell is Chris Santiago? Is he another 201 and fun spot monkey looking to make a name at our expense?
Craig shrugs as he looks at his phone.
(Craig)
210 pounds… So not exactly but he looks to be tough from what I'm seeing of his top 10 moves video on Youtube… Thanks to Suicidal Dragon.
(TFK)
So what's the kid’s story? What's his motivation?
Craig looks over his phone, digging into Santiago's past.
(Craig)
He's a Filipino so you know he's probably working and sending money back home… I mean it's what they do after all.
(TFK)
So is he even on the same level as Manny Pacquiao and Lou Diamond Phillips? Two great representatives of the Philippines by the way.
(Craig)
I mean he's quite the fighter in his own right… I'm not sure if he could hang with Manny, but he'd try I'm sure. He is a serious striker from what I gathered from that top moves video… A real legitimate fighter...
(TFK)
A tough guy huh? Give him credit for putting in the work I suppose, not every person is cut out for this life after all… How long has he been in the game?
Craig scrolls some more.
(Craig)
Started in 2014 and went through some mental anguish at some point before landing back on his feet here. He's made some splashes but nothing of significance from what I'm gathering… I mean who cares about second rate companies in other countries, this is Action Wrestling we're talking about after all. Every nobody wants to come here and stand shoulder to shoulder with the BEST the wrestling industry has to offer.
(TFK)
I agree, if it didn't happen in Action Wrestling then who really cared that it happened? I'm sure he has a luxurious career pre-AW filled with championships and glory…
Craig shrugs.
(Craig)
Not really… A hardcore title and a world title and some flippy dippy Japanese lightweight tournament or something…
(TFK)
Oooo well I may have said it didn't matter what he did pre-AW, but come on he actually won a World title, that's more than what that choke artist to the stars, Shadowlove can say, right?
(Craig)
Well don't give Mr. Filipino all the praise for his reign as World champ… it wasn't even a full month reign. January 10th to February 7th in 2016… Besides, that was 3 years ago he had that little sniff of success.
(TFK)
Okay… But who'd he lose it to? Had to be some kind of Billy Badass if he's as good of a fighter as you pointed out...
(Craig)
Says here he lost it to some guy named Kraz J who had a deep Crow fetish or something from what I'm gathering…
Craig flashes his phone to Thad.
(Craig)
This is the guy who seems to have killed the company known as Caged Evolution Wrestling… As I said though, the places before Action Wrestling are Bush league and carry no realimportance.
(TFK)
Fine, I hear you loud and clear… So your advice is to watch out for kicks and that I should wear that getup I wore to chase after Noble Savage to beat this Santiago fella? I mean if a joker dressed up like an ass hole goth clown can beat him, a legitimate fighter mind you, then hell anyone could take him out with that logic…
Thad chuckles.
(Craig)
I think you just have to show up and be the same guy who put the US title on the map and you'll prove all him, Shadowlove, and all your haters wrong…
(TFK)
My haters? I'm fucking adorable…
(Craig)
Right… Well everyone is seeing Shadowlove winning this whole thing by a landslide due to his current climb to the top of AW. They see him as Captain Golden Cock who's untouchable...
(TFK)
Mr. No Belts is being seen as the odds on favorite? Are you shitting me?
Craig shrugs.
(Craig)
I shit you not sir, he has some serious supporters backing him right now… Not to mention his devious Asian Harpie who will be eye banging me for sure from across the ring during your match…
(TFK)
You're not strong enough for that yellow tail, bud…
Thad throws a sweaty towel into his locker in front of him.
(TFK)
It's all bull shit, you know…
Craig's brow lowers.
(Craig)
What is?
(TFK)
Shadowlove isn't the face of this company and he sure as hell isn't a pillar. He's been chewed up and spit out of every company he's wrestled for and it'll be no different here in AW. Every champion who's stepped over Shadowlove for some warped reason made him believe he helped them ascend… He tried to attach himself to the success of Kevin Bishop and Bonnie Blue in UCI and he's attempting to do the same with THE BEST WORLD CHAMPION of Action Wrestling, Ryan Lockhart. I've heard a promo before that stated Shadowlove is always a number one contender but never the champion… It's the truest statement I've even heard. He attempts to eat a loss and make everyone believe it meant nothing, he just moves right along to the next. Every opportunity he has squandered has never held him up enough to cause him to lose sleep… He may just be the most blissful wrestler in any organization, the ignorant bastard…
(Craig)
So you go to war with a fluke champion who held a title for a hot second until a Hot Topic reject stole his title and killed the company he fought so hard for… And an underwear model turned ball dropping machine with chiseled roughed up manliest features, with a face any step daughter porn star would love…
Thad stands up and looks at Craig intently.
(TFK)
You are speaking gold right now, but I have wrestling ring full of men to wash off of me… No homo.
Thad chuckles and Craig smirks knowing he almost had a joke to say.
(Craig)
Damn, almost had you…
(TFK)
Yeah, yeah, I'll catch you later… Let Zander know I'm going to head out solo tonight and he's going to have to find another way to the next show…
Craig chuckles.
(Craig)
Ha, okay I'll tell him… Maybe I'll give him a Snickers before I break the news to him…
(TFK)
Good idea, if not he may maul you like a bear.
Craig walks off leaving Thad in the locker room, the godlike camera fizzles away and reappears with Thad sitting in his rental car, a Midnight Blue 2019 Dodge Charger with all black leather seats. Thad looks to the camera and smirks as he revs the engine.
(TFK)
Listen to that baby purr and thanks to the Turo App and some guy named Ted, I'm able to take this thing for a spin to the next show.
Thad revs up the engine again before punching it.
(TFK)
Thanks Ted.
Thad shifts gears headed down the dark highway with very few cars in his way.
(TFK)
This road I have been on isn't something new to me or any of us for that matter… That drive from city to city, venue to venue, or whatever you boys do in your free time, I'm looking at you Filipino boy. We all know the Mexican variety of asians is all about that freaky dildo show shit. That aside, we shake the hands and kiss the babies and we put on a show that we hopefully can hang our hats on at the end of each night. I've heard a lot of rumblings about legitimate fighters and showmen… How the two can't be one and the same or one is better than the other… We just shared the ring with Conor McGregor and he's the modern day man who's the best of both worlds, Muhammad Ali the major stand out before that, to me anyway.
Thad points to his face.
(TFK)
Here’s the real facts for you two… This face will always be the face your mother will love and I have proven time and time again to be more than just some director in Action Wrestling. My name is a focal point of the very beginning of this company. I carried the entire US title division on my back, so yes I bring plenty to the company as a flashy showmen, but I also back it up in that ring. Bring on the Filipino Keyser Soze and Mr. Fashionisto Half Breed, TFK isn't some jobber to the stars. I am Action Wrestling through and through… Shadowlove isn't a product of AW and as Santiago doesn't stop rambling about, he's a product of the “world”.
Thad shifts and speeds up more.
(TFK)
But there's my haters who think Ill of me, huh? They back Shadowlove in all his ball dropping lackluster glory and for what?! He’ been on the cusp of greatness in every goddamn company and yet he never pulled the trigger, did he? The bookers didn't smile upon his loyalty and let him stand tall… So why now? Why is everyone grabbing at his underwear model junk, like this time is going to be different? Yay, Shadowlove has an opportunity and he's going to finally DO IT. Ha, as long as Ryan Lockhart is champ, Shadow will never touch him. Shadowlove is missing the final piece to the puzzle that makes him a World champion and that has been proven over and over again.
Thad shifts again and speeds up.
(TFK)
This isn't some race to the top that we have going here… It's simply everyone playing the roles that have already been cast. Both of my opponents this week will in the end play their parts and I will do just as any good director does and i will give the fans the most bang for their buck! They will get their money's worth and the match will be must see thanks to the addition of The Director of Action Wrestling. Big box office is back and I am more ready than ever to make the picture that this company has always been destined for. The only question you all should ask yourselves…
Thad winks at the camera.
(TFK)
Are you ready?
Thad jams his foot down on the petal and starts laughing hysterically as the car speeds off shaking the godlike camera. The image fades off to black with the echoing of laughter and engine roaring.
(TFK)
I was on a Goddamn roll out there and that vanilla midget takes me out from out of no where?! He's a god forsaken 201 and fun jobber! He shouldn't even have been in the match!
Craig tries to calm Thad down, but Thad shrugs him off.
(Craig)
Come on Thad, this was your 1st time back, it could've been anyone swooping in to throw you out… QDT had a breakout moment, that's the kind of underdog story you should get behind, not play victim to. Imagine the film rights to his story, man and what a director of your caliber could do with it.
Thad turns and looks at Craig with an “Are you serious?” kind of look.
(TFK)
Are you some kind of sympathizer now? The voice of the voiceless pygmies?
(Craig)
No, not at all sir, I'm just trying to keep my eyes on the silver lining here, in hopes that you'll see it loud and clear as well. Havoc is a special kind of match and it's not the true story of someone's talent… it's just the flight or fight of every competitor put onto a bigger stage for all to see. QDT had his moment to stand out and now everyone is going to be waiting for him to fall on his face… It's the nature of the beast so they say.
Thad slowly takes a seat on a bench and tilts his head up to Craig.
(TFK)
Do I pay you?
Craig gives a questionable look.
(TFK)
You actually have good ideas from time to time… $50 a week should be enough if anything, right?
Thad chuckles to himself and Craig shakes his head.
(Craig)
Yeah, yeah, well I'll tell you this, you definitely stood out amongst your peers out there. Top 9 in a match with so many hungry wrestlers, I'd say it's a victory in and of itself.
(TFK)
As the director of Action Wrestling, on this return I feel directionless… it's troublesome, Craig. Winning Havoc would've filled that void for me… Now I'm stuck watching that Patriotic Cancer riddled idiot, Dandy fondle and degrade the title I built to the top of this company… As well as watch Sammy fail to save the US and AW from his abysmal reign…
Craig nods and then checks his pocket as his phone chimes.
(Craig)
Well you may feel directionless but it looks like you're booked for next week's Clash.
(TFK)
And?
(Craig)
Shadowlove-
Thad cuts Craig off.
(TFK)
Shadowlove again? Jesus, does the bookers get off on watching two Hollywood elitist throw down for nothing or something?
(Craig)
Well there's a guy named Chris Santiago added to the match as well…
(TFK)
Who in the blue hell is Chris Santiago? Is he another 201 and fun spot monkey looking to make a name at our expense?
Craig shrugs as he looks at his phone.
(Craig)
210 pounds… So not exactly but he looks to be tough from what I'm seeing of his top 10 moves video on Youtube… Thanks to Suicidal Dragon.
(TFK)
So what's the kid’s story? What's his motivation?
Craig looks over his phone, digging into Santiago's past.
(Craig)
He's a Filipino so you know he's probably working and sending money back home… I mean it's what they do after all.
(TFK)
So is he even on the same level as Manny Pacquiao and Lou Diamond Phillips? Two great representatives of the Philippines by the way.
(Craig)
I mean he's quite the fighter in his own right… I'm not sure if he could hang with Manny, but he'd try I'm sure. He is a serious striker from what I gathered from that top moves video… A real legitimate fighter...
(TFK)
A tough guy huh? Give him credit for putting in the work I suppose, not every person is cut out for this life after all… How long has he been in the game?
Craig scrolls some more.
(Craig)
Started in 2014 and went through some mental anguish at some point before landing back on his feet here. He's made some splashes but nothing of significance from what I'm gathering… I mean who cares about second rate companies in other countries, this is Action Wrestling we're talking about after all. Every nobody wants to come here and stand shoulder to shoulder with the BEST the wrestling industry has to offer.
(TFK)
I agree, if it didn't happen in Action Wrestling then who really cared that it happened? I'm sure he has a luxurious career pre-AW filled with championships and glory…
Craig shrugs.
(Craig)
Not really… A hardcore title and a world title and some flippy dippy Japanese lightweight tournament or something…
(TFK)
Oooo well I may have said it didn't matter what he did pre-AW, but come on he actually won a World title, that's more than what that choke artist to the stars, Shadowlove can say, right?
(Craig)
Well don't give Mr. Filipino all the praise for his reign as World champ… it wasn't even a full month reign. January 10th to February 7th in 2016… Besides, that was 3 years ago he had that little sniff of success.
(TFK)
Okay… But who'd he lose it to? Had to be some kind of Billy Badass if he's as good of a fighter as you pointed out...
(Craig)
Says here he lost it to some guy named Kraz J who had a deep Crow fetish or something from what I'm gathering…
Craig flashes his phone to Thad.
(Craig)
This is the guy who seems to have killed the company known as Caged Evolution Wrestling… As I said though, the places before Action Wrestling are Bush league and carry no realimportance.
(TFK)
Fine, I hear you loud and clear… So your advice is to watch out for kicks and that I should wear that getup I wore to chase after Noble Savage to beat this Santiago fella? I mean if a joker dressed up like an ass hole goth clown can beat him, a legitimate fighter mind you, then hell anyone could take him out with that logic…
Thad chuckles.
(Craig)
I think you just have to show up and be the same guy who put the US title on the map and you'll prove all him, Shadowlove, and all your haters wrong…
(TFK)
My haters? I'm fucking adorable…
(Craig)
Right… Well everyone is seeing Shadowlove winning this whole thing by a landslide due to his current climb to the top of AW. They see him as Captain Golden Cock who's untouchable...
(TFK)
Mr. No Belts is being seen as the odds on favorite? Are you shitting me?
Craig shrugs.
(Craig)
I shit you not sir, he has some serious supporters backing him right now… Not to mention his devious Asian Harpie who will be eye banging me for sure from across the ring during your match…
(TFK)
You're not strong enough for that yellow tail, bud…
Thad throws a sweaty towel into his locker in front of him.
(TFK)
It's all bull shit, you know…
Craig's brow lowers.
(Craig)
What is?
(TFK)
Shadowlove isn't the face of this company and he sure as hell isn't a pillar. He's been chewed up and spit out of every company he's wrestled for and it'll be no different here in AW. Every champion who's stepped over Shadowlove for some warped reason made him believe he helped them ascend… He tried to attach himself to the success of Kevin Bishop and Bonnie Blue in UCI and he's attempting to do the same with THE BEST WORLD CHAMPION of Action Wrestling, Ryan Lockhart. I've heard a promo before that stated Shadowlove is always a number one contender but never the champion… It's the truest statement I've even heard. He attempts to eat a loss and make everyone believe it meant nothing, he just moves right along to the next. Every opportunity he has squandered has never held him up enough to cause him to lose sleep… He may just be the most blissful wrestler in any organization, the ignorant bastard…
(Craig)
So you go to war with a fluke champion who held a title for a hot second until a Hot Topic reject stole his title and killed the company he fought so hard for… And an underwear model turned ball dropping machine with chiseled roughed up manliest features, with a face any step daughter porn star would love…
Thad stands up and looks at Craig intently.
(TFK)
You are speaking gold right now, but I have wrestling ring full of men to wash off of me… No homo.
Thad chuckles and Craig smirks knowing he almost had a joke to say.
(Craig)
Damn, almost had you…
(TFK)
Yeah, yeah, I'll catch you later… Let Zander know I'm going to head out solo tonight and he's going to have to find another way to the next show…
Craig chuckles.
(Craig)
Ha, okay I'll tell him… Maybe I'll give him a Snickers before I break the news to him…
(TFK)
Good idea, if not he may maul you like a bear.
Craig walks off leaving Thad in the locker room, the godlike camera fizzles away and reappears with Thad sitting in his rental car, a Midnight Blue 2019 Dodge Charger with all black leather seats. Thad looks to the camera and smirks as he revs the engine.
(TFK)
Listen to that baby purr and thanks to the Turo App and some guy named Ted, I'm able to take this thing for a spin to the next show.
Thad revs up the engine again before punching it.
(TFK)
Thanks Ted.
Thad shifts gears headed down the dark highway with very few cars in his way.
(TFK)
This road I have been on isn't something new to me or any of us for that matter… That drive from city to city, venue to venue, or whatever you boys do in your free time, I'm looking at you Filipino boy. We all know the Mexican variety of asians is all about that freaky dildo show shit. That aside, we shake the hands and kiss the babies and we put on a show that we hopefully can hang our hats on at the end of each night. I've heard a lot of rumblings about legitimate fighters and showmen… How the two can't be one and the same or one is better than the other… We just shared the ring with Conor McGregor and he's the modern day man who's the best of both worlds, Muhammad Ali the major stand out before that, to me anyway.
Thad points to his face.
(TFK)
Here’s the real facts for you two… This face will always be the face your mother will love and I have proven time and time again to be more than just some director in Action Wrestling. My name is a focal point of the very beginning of this company. I carried the entire US title division on my back, so yes I bring plenty to the company as a flashy showmen, but I also back it up in that ring. Bring on the Filipino Keyser Soze and Mr. Fashionisto Half Breed, TFK isn't some jobber to the stars. I am Action Wrestling through and through… Shadowlove isn't a product of AW and as Santiago doesn't stop rambling about, he's a product of the “world”.
Thad shifts and speeds up more.
(TFK)
But there's my haters who think Ill of me, huh? They back Shadowlove in all his ball dropping lackluster glory and for what?! He’ been on the cusp of greatness in every goddamn company and yet he never pulled the trigger, did he? The bookers didn't smile upon his loyalty and let him stand tall… So why now? Why is everyone grabbing at his underwear model junk, like this time is going to be different? Yay, Shadowlove has an opportunity and he's going to finally DO IT. Ha, as long as Ryan Lockhart is champ, Shadow will never touch him. Shadowlove is missing the final piece to the puzzle that makes him a World champion and that has been proven over and over again.
Thad shifts again and speeds up.
(TFK)
This isn't some race to the top that we have going here… It's simply everyone playing the roles that have already been cast. Both of my opponents this week will in the end play their parts and I will do just as any good director does and i will give the fans the most bang for their buck! They will get their money's worth and the match will be must see thanks to the addition of The Director of Action Wrestling. Big box office is back and I am more ready than ever to make the picture that this company has always been destined for. The only question you all should ask yourselves…
Thad winks at the camera.
(TFK)
Are you ready?
Thad jams his foot down on the petal and starts laughing hysterically as the car speeds off shaking the godlike camera. The image fades off to black with the echoing of laughter and engine roaring.