Post by Ultimate Destroyer on Nov 18, 2018 18:05:02 GMT -5
< Three days before the match destroyer is sitting in the shipping area of Heathrow airport since he had to be shipped over in his box due to his massive size and weight and is nota happy camper since 1 hes hungry 2 hes jet lagged and 3 he needs to pee and wants to train a bit before the match >
<you hear shouting > hey limey bastards this was supposed to only be a formality..... …. I need to go very badly …...This is the last time I let torture and digger make the travel arrangements ……….people are going to die for this one ……..
The camera zooms in on a pair of glowing eyes and you hear growling ….. You know I've been through two days of bullshit due to the lousy accommodations on this trip …. Which I didn't even wanna go on …. But they said see London....Drink good beer eat fish and chips …… see pretty girls …. So I said ok ok …. And then I get this because one im too big for most planes and the aforementioned cheap bastards didn't wanna pay for the 3 seats id need to fly over
When I seen this thing I said fuck no but all of a sudden I fell asleep and woke up over the goddamed ocean and all they left for me to eat and drink is a few bags of doritos <the camera pans over to what would be a 10-15 pound bag of cool ranch Doritos > and generic turkey baloney with cheese faker than Karlie Nash's and The rest of the AW's women's roster chests tho I didn't know that was even scientifically possible...……….
Now yall wondering what the hell this has to do with anything ? Well its gonna tie into my match which until this debacle was going to be a snooze fest But I have reason for giving a damn about it now ……
See anton chase we've fought before and were even in that regard I think and dark cat tiger mr generic wrestler from 1970s japan who ever you are ….. No fucks are given about you personally other than your demise...
See Your going to be the stand ins for the lousy cheap bastards known as the owners …. torture and gravedigger .. because I cant beat the shit snot blood and any other fluid or substance out of them Im gonna settle for you and theres gonna be pain involved and dicks kicked inside out … You've just had the misfortune of being in the wrong match at the wrong time
<all of a sudden a magnetic crane like device swoops over head and picks up the box and begins moving it to a flat bed semi and destroyer gets even more pissed yelling " hey you bastards could of given me a bucket.... And I know why we revolted against you fools …. your a bunch of bastards!
A medical waste bucket gets tossed in the opening of the box and it gets filled and gallons gets flung out going everywhere >
<he laughs> you aw and my opponents can just piss off <the truck pulls out and he heads to accommodations unknown >
<you hear shouting > hey limey bastards this was supposed to only be a formality..... …. I need to go very badly …...This is the last time I let torture and digger make the travel arrangements ……….people are going to die for this one ……..
The camera zooms in on a pair of glowing eyes and you hear growling ….. You know I've been through two days of bullshit due to the lousy accommodations on this trip …. Which I didn't even wanna go on …. But they said see London....Drink good beer eat fish and chips …… see pretty girls …. So I said ok ok …. And then I get this because one im too big for most planes and the aforementioned cheap bastards didn't wanna pay for the 3 seats id need to fly over
When I seen this thing I said fuck no but all of a sudden I fell asleep and woke up over the goddamed ocean and all they left for me to eat and drink is a few bags of doritos <the camera pans over to what would be a 10-15 pound bag of cool ranch Doritos > and generic turkey baloney with cheese faker than Karlie Nash's and The rest of the AW's women's roster chests tho I didn't know that was even scientifically possible...……….
Now yall wondering what the hell this has to do with anything ? Well its gonna tie into my match which until this debacle was going to be a snooze fest But I have reason for giving a damn about it now ……
See anton chase we've fought before and were even in that regard I think and dark cat tiger mr generic wrestler from 1970s japan who ever you are ….. No fucks are given about you personally other than your demise...
See Your going to be the stand ins for the lousy cheap bastards known as the owners …. torture and gravedigger .. because I cant beat the shit snot blood and any other fluid or substance out of them Im gonna settle for you and theres gonna be pain involved and dicks kicked inside out … You've just had the misfortune of being in the wrong match at the wrong time
<all of a sudden a magnetic crane like device swoops over head and picks up the box and begins moving it to a flat bed semi and destroyer gets even more pissed yelling " hey you bastards could of given me a bucket.... And I know why we revolted against you fools …. your a bunch of bastards!
A medical waste bucket gets tossed in the opening of the box and it gets filled and gallons gets flung out going everywhere >
<he laughs> you aw and my opponents can just piss off <the truck pulls out and he heads to accommodations unknown >