Fave lines from our fave stars Clash 4/15
Apr 14, 2024 21:46:39 GMT -5
Teo Blaze, Addy A, and 1 more like this
Post by vespertine on Apr 14, 2024 21:46:39 GMT -5
Is Sitcom still gone? God when is he gonna get back. He was the OG poster for this as some of you know. Anyway, meanwhile, while he is wherever he is, enjoy these...
"Maybe now Action Wrestling can stop being enablers to Zombie fucking McMorris, who probably gave all the money he sucked out of Action Wrestling to his coke dealer. But hey Z-Mac gets to come and go as he pleases and do very little, while people like me and Vespertine are busting our asses every week."- Karlie Nash
(True words. Truer words. Truer? Is that a word? OH well it is now.)
"the odd couple with all the raw talent in the world. Versus the experienced team with the ability and know-how to understand when and how to lean on each other and step in to have the other's back."- Jaice Wilds
(Love the comparison. I shouldn't because it's comparing my team to yours but the difference between the two teams is vast and wide. Good job.)
"I also saw how Tatiana Jolee Tatiana was tainted, she had holes in her soul that could easily be infected by someone like you, by someone who was also controlled because let’s face it Ves, you’re not your own person, you’re dark Buddha master controls you from a far and when you lose those CW tag team titles to me and Jaice Wilds, he’ll put you back in his box,"- TJ Alexander
(Wow someone has been paying attention to ongoing SLs. Nicely done.)
"Just when you think you got her beat, she comes back and kicks your ass like someone hired her to do so. Her spirit doesn’t break. Her bones don’t break. Her mind doesn’t break. She’s unbreakable and indestructible!"- Jonny Cedrone
(Someone finally figured it out. There ain't much you can do to Lee that won't keep her down for good. She...just...won't.... break. Fucking love it! Good job, keep the good work on your promos.)
"Hell, we are better off as the hood version of Laverne and Shirley of AW. I guess from time to time, we can have our slapstick moments but we can still put on some type of show, what type of show you ask?... maybe not Happy Days, but more with Hanging with Mr. Cooper. I know im sayin nonsense but you know what I mean."- Joey Madrox
(Someone knows their pop culture of ye old yesteryear. Loved all these references. I think sometimes when you talk, you are the only one who knows what you mean which makes it all the more fun to read and yet seems enigmatic at the same time. Do you understand what I said? Good. Because I don't. Anyway you're getting better and better. Sans puppets. Keep it up.)
"On Monday, I will be your reality check."- The Green Grappler
(I have a friend who goes by the mantra: "It doesn't have to be loud or a lot to make a point." In his case he said, "to make it hurt." He was very soft spoken. In a crowded room he would never raise his voice. The same mantra applies here.)
"I'll kill a Zombie Bill Murray if it comes to that. Shove a giant marshmallow up the arse of Super Mario. Fucking mushroom."- Addy A
(Always love her references to obscure and not so obscure. Leave it to Addy to come up with them. In this case Zombieland (my favorite movie) and Mario Brothers (or in this case the goombah who believes he's still here.) Whatever it is, it works, keep up the good work.)
"Question time, ya troglodytes. Ever make a fella feel SO INSECURE with a victory that he FINALLY caves and uses the GUARANTEED World strap match he's been sittin' on for nearly a year?"- Jessie Lee
(Usually it's your endings that gets chef kisses and hello kitty love but I loved the start of this one so much I had to add it. It's just soooooo..... Jessie Lee. There is no other way to describe it and that's what makes her stand out from the rest. The first sentence of this I suddenly had a vision of John Wayne in one of his western movies asking this. So it works, on so many levels)
"you call yourself The War Machine. I just want you to know it's not intimidating and I'm not scared. You've done nothing to back it up. I'll tell you what it is, a cute, on brand nickname someone in marketing came up with."- Muru
(Just.... ouch. And. Aw.... cute! Nicely done.)
"A near-impenetrable bastion of order, of securing status-quos, of upholding archaic law. Lofty ideals built on foundations of sand... which were pummeled away by inaction and fell to disrepair when the weak left things grow soft. As King Arthur, eventually had, when Camelot fell."- Sicko (Interesting choice of words. Interesting imagery. So poetically written and said. Keep up the good work.)
"Jody Madrox...again? Man with a name like that sounds like he keeps rocks in his pockets, like smooth, shiny ones. Not crack, I don't stereotype."- Jens Jett through Doc Holiday
(I had to do a double take. No we don't stereotype here. Not in this federation. I love this line even if Doc wasn't the one saying it. Almost describes Madrox to a T and I'm pretty sure he would agree with half of it. Plus crack...and pot. Whatever. This matchup is heaven made. The slapstick comedian vs. the no nonsense ring warrior. West Coast Oakland vs. Mid West Detroit. Like the East Coast/West coast hip hop rap feud of the 90s all over again. It'll be very interesting to see who comes out on top on this. You both did an excellent job. Or sorry, this is a comment for Doc Holiday's so just Doc Holiday did an excellent job.)
"I need you to scatter so I can get to the important task of dispatching everyone else. You’ll get there. Eventually. If you want to hate me after, you know where to find me kid."- Niobe Martin
(I say this and I get laughed at. Maybe if you say it, you won't get laughed at... as much.)
I invite you to do one of these along with me. Takes a lot of reading but you'll get all the behind the scenes love from everybody, like I do. Not in so many words or any words but they still appreciate it.
"Maybe now Action Wrestling can stop being enablers to Zombie fucking McMorris, who probably gave all the money he sucked out of Action Wrestling to his coke dealer. But hey Z-Mac gets to come and go as he pleases and do very little, while people like me and Vespertine are busting our asses every week."- Karlie Nash
(True words. Truer words. Truer? Is that a word? OH well it is now.)
"the odd couple with all the raw talent in the world. Versus the experienced team with the ability and know-how to understand when and how to lean on each other and step in to have the other's back."- Jaice Wilds
(Love the comparison. I shouldn't because it's comparing my team to yours but the difference between the two teams is vast and wide. Good job.)
"I also saw how Tatiana Jolee Tatiana was tainted, she had holes in her soul that could easily be infected by someone like you, by someone who was also controlled because let’s face it Ves, you’re not your own person, you’re dark Buddha master controls you from a far and when you lose those CW tag team titles to me and Jaice Wilds, he’ll put you back in his box,"- TJ Alexander
(Wow someone has been paying attention to ongoing SLs. Nicely done.)
"Just when you think you got her beat, she comes back and kicks your ass like someone hired her to do so. Her spirit doesn’t break. Her bones don’t break. Her mind doesn’t break. She’s unbreakable and indestructible!"- Jonny Cedrone
(Someone finally figured it out. There ain't much you can do to Lee that won't keep her down for good. She...just...won't.... break. Fucking love it! Good job, keep the good work on your promos.)
"Hell, we are better off as the hood version of Laverne and Shirley of AW. I guess from time to time, we can have our slapstick moments but we can still put on some type of show, what type of show you ask?... maybe not Happy Days, but more with Hanging with Mr. Cooper. I know im sayin nonsense but you know what I mean."- Joey Madrox
(Someone knows their pop culture of ye old yesteryear. Loved all these references. I think sometimes when you talk, you are the only one who knows what you mean which makes it all the more fun to read and yet seems enigmatic at the same time. Do you understand what I said? Good. Because I don't. Anyway you're getting better and better. Sans puppets. Keep it up.)
"On Monday, I will be your reality check."- The Green Grappler
(I have a friend who goes by the mantra: "It doesn't have to be loud or a lot to make a point." In his case he said, "to make it hurt." He was very soft spoken. In a crowded room he would never raise his voice. The same mantra applies here.)
"I'll kill a Zombie Bill Murray if it comes to that. Shove a giant marshmallow up the arse of Super Mario. Fucking mushroom."- Addy A
(Always love her references to obscure and not so obscure. Leave it to Addy to come up with them. In this case Zombieland (my favorite movie) and Mario Brothers (or in this case the goombah who believes he's still here.) Whatever it is, it works, keep up the good work.)
"Question time, ya troglodytes. Ever make a fella feel SO INSECURE with a victory that he FINALLY caves and uses the GUARANTEED World strap match he's been sittin' on for nearly a year?"- Jessie Lee
(Usually it's your endings that gets chef kisses and hello kitty love but I loved the start of this one so much I had to add it. It's just soooooo..... Jessie Lee. There is no other way to describe it and that's what makes her stand out from the rest. The first sentence of this I suddenly had a vision of John Wayne in one of his western movies asking this. So it works, on so many levels)
"you call yourself The War Machine. I just want you to know it's not intimidating and I'm not scared. You've done nothing to back it up. I'll tell you what it is, a cute, on brand nickname someone in marketing came up with."- Muru
(Just.... ouch. And. Aw.... cute! Nicely done.)
"A near-impenetrable bastion of order, of securing status-quos, of upholding archaic law. Lofty ideals built on foundations of sand... which were pummeled away by inaction and fell to disrepair when the weak left things grow soft. As King Arthur, eventually had, when Camelot fell."- Sicko (Interesting choice of words. Interesting imagery. So poetically written and said. Keep up the good work.)
"Jody Madrox...again? Man with a name like that sounds like he keeps rocks in his pockets, like smooth, shiny ones. Not crack, I don't stereotype."- Jens Jett through Doc Holiday
(I had to do a double take. No we don't stereotype here. Not in this federation. I love this line even if Doc wasn't the one saying it. Almost describes Madrox to a T and I'm pretty sure he would agree with half of it. Plus crack...and pot. Whatever. This matchup is heaven made. The slapstick comedian vs. the no nonsense ring warrior. West Coast Oakland vs. Mid West Detroit. Like the East Coast/West coast hip hop rap feud of the 90s all over again. It'll be very interesting to see who comes out on top on this. You both did an excellent job. Or sorry, this is a comment for Doc Holiday's so just Doc Holiday did an excellent job.)
"I need you to scatter so I can get to the important task of dispatching everyone else. You’ll get there. Eventually. If you want to hate me after, you know where to find me kid."- Niobe Martin
(I say this and I get laughed at. Maybe if you say it, you won't get laughed at... as much.)
I invite you to do one of these along with me. Takes a lot of reading but you'll get all the behind the scenes love from everybody, like I do. Not in so many words or any words but they still appreciate it.