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Post by Action Reel on Jul 31, 2023 11:12:11 GMT -5
Breaking News:
On August 7th, The Sitcom will officially be stripped of the Television Championship and will continue to hold the United States Championship. A match on Clash will take place for us to crown a new Television Champion.
- Alexander Pasternak/AW.
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The Sitcom
Professional Wrestler
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Post by The Sitcom on Jul 31, 2023 11:53:01 GMT -5
What the in the holy fucks?
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The Sitcom
Professional Wrestler
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Post by The Sitcom on Jul 31, 2023 12:01:12 GMT -5
Sorry about that, it was just my first reaction. After sometime to calm down I would like to make the following statement…
What. In. The. Holy. Fucks.
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Post by Downfall on Jul 31, 2023 12:25:08 GMT -5
SOP for this place, man, at least they didnt do you dirty by handing an "interim" belt to a piece of shit like Holden Ross at a house show.
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The Sitcom
Professional Wrestler
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Post by The Sitcom on Jul 31, 2023 12:27:20 GMT -5
After taking some more time to relax even more, I would like to make the following statement…
I get it. I’m unbeatable. And the only way to get titles off from around my waist is by pulling some second rate power move. But I understand, I’ve outgrown the TV title division. Pasternak knows that, hell, the entire roster knows that. I guess I’ll just prepare for this to happen again when I have both the United States Championship and World Championship.
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Post by Serenity Holmes on Aug 3, 2023 5:52:42 GMT -5
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Post by Jill Park on Aug 3, 2023 19:49:24 GMT -5
After taking some more time to relax even more, I would like to make the following statement… I get it. I’m unbeatable. And the only way to get titles off from around my waist is by pulling some second rate power move. But I understand, I’ve outgrown the TV title division. Pasternak knows that, hell, the entire roster knows that. I guess I’ll just prepare for this to happen again when I have both the United States Championship and World Championship. It feels like I wrote this |
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Post by Serenity Holmes on Aug 4, 2023 16:39:42 GMT -5
After taking some more time to relax even more, I would like to make the following statement… I get it. I’m unbeatable. And the only way to get titles off from around my waist is by pulling some second rate power move. But I understand, I’ve outgrown the TV title division. Pasternak knows that, hell, the entire roster knows that. I guess I’ll just prepare for this to happen again when I have both the United States Championship and World Championship. It feels like I wrote this Showing how generic you are? |
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Post by Zombie McMorris on Aug 4, 2023 17:26:53 GMT -5
It feels like I wrote this Showing how generic you are? Theres a writers strike. so that shit tracks |
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Post by Zombie McMorris on Aug 4, 2023 17:43:52 GMT -5
Writers Strike AND lissie Hope "gets injured"
Yo listen.
LMAO
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The Sitcom
Professional Wrestler
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Post by The Sitcom on Aug 4, 2023 18:02:21 GMT -5
Downfall, Jill, Serenity, ZMac, Thank you for all of the support during this trying time. I know Pasternak taking away My TV Title has been tough for every Action Wrestling employee, fan and wrestler. But don’t worry friends, it will take more than this to stop my current historic run here in Action Wrestling.
Thank you again guys, it feels great to know that I am cherished and beloved by every single one of my fellow gladiators.
Keep up the good fight people!
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Post by Serenity Holmes on Aug 4, 2023 18:55:40 GMT -5
Boy, shut the fuck up.
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Dionysus
Professional Wrestler
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Post by Dionysus on Aug 4, 2023 19:14:44 GMT -5
Its okay, Sitcom; no one will appreciate you like I don't.
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Post by Serenity Holmes on Aug 4, 2023 19:30:32 GMT -5
And here comes this guy.
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Post by Jill Park on Aug 4, 2023 20:17:01 GMT -5
It feels like I wrote this Showing how generic you are? Nah just a reminder that nobody has ever beaten me for any of my titles. But I know you wouldn't understand. |
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Post by Serenity Holmes on Aug 4, 2023 21:03:17 GMT -5
Showing how generic you are? Nah just a reminder that nobody has ever beaten me for any of my titles. But I know you wouldn't understand. What I do understand that I became undisputed and you became undeserving. |
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Post by Gerard Angelo on Aug 4, 2023 21:04:03 GMT -5
Damn, a whole dork parade in here.
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Post by Doc Holiday on Aug 4, 2023 23:53:54 GMT -5
Meanwhile a win at the PPV didn't even fucking matter...I still would be in the match for the TV title. So WTF was the purpose of it?
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The Sitcom
Professional Wrestler
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Post by The Sitcom on Aug 5, 2023 0:24:59 GMT -5
Dionysus, for you to support me during this utter madness is really impressive, especially considering how often anything you do is considered impressive.
Gerard, and this little Dork Parade you’re willing to lead, like a Go Fund Me way to help my current campaign for Justice. Thank you for your support, even though I’m pretty sure you’re retired.
And thank goodness for you Doc, hopefully your goodwill message will show up more than you did as my tag partner.
But stay focused Champions, (Dionysus and Jessie Lee you can ignore this next part), Or even Future Champions. If Pasternak did this to me? Wrestling’s newest Treasure. Then who’s to say you won’t be next?
Stay Strong for Sitcom.
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Post by Gerard Angelo on Aug 5, 2023 1:31:14 GMT -5
Nah, I know you ain't trying to insult me looking like Kevin Malone with half the wit.
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