Spoiler Alert Clash and CruiserClash 2.20.23
Feb 16, 2023 16:51:31 GMT -5
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Post by Hollywood Horror on Feb 16, 2023 16:51:31 GMT -5
Lights!
Camera!
ACTION!
Live Crowd: “AC-TION WREST-LING! AC-TION WREST-LING! AC-TION WREST-LING!!!”
The godlike camera runs through the live studio audience while “Moves Like Jagger” by Maroon 5 plays leading to TFK walking onto the stage wearing his sharpest dark blue Armani suit with a red tie, an early throwback to his early US title campaign as an beacon of American Made and Freedom Bred. TFK pulls his hair back into a ponytail and smiles at the crowd on his way to his desk made of mahogany.
Craig Lewis: “Ladies and gentleman, you’ve been without a true voice of the people for far too long and you have been following this industry without a true trajectory… But I, Craig Lewis, TFK’s personal Theatrical Movie Voice Guy, am PLEASED to bring you YOUR DIRECTOR OF ACTION WRESTLING!”
The applause light turns on and the audience clap along and cheer for TFK, who basks in their admiration.
TFK: “Thank you, thank you everyone and thank you Craig for that brilliant introduction as always and yes we are AC-TION WREST-LING, BAY BAY!! And this is TFK’s SPOILER ALERT! We are so pleased to have you with us tonight as we run down the results of our ‘predictions’, deliver upon you a new SPOILER for next week’s Clash and CruiserClash, and we bring out a new guest for my Casting Couch!”
Craig Lewis: “I’ve got a very special guest for you tonight, Thad.”
TFK: “Is that right, Craiger?”
Craig Lewis: “Yes, sir, he saw this as a GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY to tell the people what his future holds.”
TFK: “Interesting…”
Craig Lewis: “He’s your golden boy, afterall… Right?”
TFK: “My golden boy, eh? Well he definitely controlled that ring out there this past Monday, you know by stealing a good portion of the highlight reel on the AWYoutube channel..”
TFK winks at the godlike camera and flashes his Million Dollar smile.
TFK: “But I do say I thoroughly enjoyed that Brandon has embraced being Jay Leno’s 3rd inbred cousin thrice removed!”
Craig Lewis: “Must’ve been the neon colored hair dye melting his brain cells, Thad.”
TFK chuckles.
TFK: “Craiger,let’s be honest here… That ass clown is more dangerous than his cartoonish antics make him look like… Alice Gemini best keep a watchful eye out for him. That’s all I’m saying.”
Craig Lewis: “You make a valid point…”
TFK: “Before we bring out Mr. Freedom, I’d be saddened if I didn’t talk about my boy Sammy Kidsgrove in his final showdown with Gerardo Angelo…”
TFK clears his throat for a second, choking back a few tears.
TFK: “Sammy Kidsgrove has had a hell of a career in Action Wrestling and Hollywood. He was a founding father of The Hollywood Elite and he has had Blockbuster quality feuds throughout his career… No one will ever forget him battling Dandy Divito at every turn and assisting with carrying the prestige that I bred into that Action Wrestling United States championship. To see him walk that Star Walk on his way to fight his final fight with Gerardo on his way to Battlefield for THE GRANDEST OF GRANDEST TITLE OPPORTUNITIES… Man, it has big budget summer movie written all over it.”
Craig Lewis: “I know I’ll be popping popcorn for that one, Thad.”
TFK: Sammy Kidsgrove is destined for the Action Wrestling Hall of Fame, right there with me… I have just this to say to him....”
Thad waves the godlike camera to his face, front and center.
TFK: “Thank you, Kidsgrove… Now finish the MOVIE.”
The godlike camera pulls back getting Craig, Thad, and the Casting Couch into frame.
Craig Lewis: “Amen, well, Thad, let’s bring James Freedom out.”
Thad disappears under his desk and puts on a white powdered wig.
Craig Lewis: “What is that?”
TFK: “James Freedom called me the Founding Father of the United States Championship… I’m playing my part.”
Craig shakes his head.
Craig Lewis: “Ladies and Gentleman, let me introduce to you, The President James Freedom!”
Real American plays and from stage left enters James Freedom dressed from head to toe in an American Flag designed Armani suit and a red bow tie to bring the entire outfit together. James gives Thad a weird look, but shakes his hand before cautiously sitting down on TFK’s white Casting Couch. James waves at the fans with a bright white smile, before looking to TFK.
James Freedom: “So, what do you wanna talk about?”
James smiles and looks around to the live crowd for a second.
TFK: “You know I could talk about the United States Championship all night, but I wouldn’t be ME, if I didn’t hit you with those HARD hitting questions… I mean you seem to have that kind of Father/Son relationship that I find myself relating to… You mind telling us a bit about the MAN who made THE LEGEND who sits before us?”
James looks caught off guard a little about the question but then puts on a charming smile.
James Freedom: “Yes, my father John Freedom was tough but a fair man that taught me and my siblings that real Americans never complained when times get tough they just get tougher and that has stuck with me to this dayand I use it as motivation each time I take on a new campaign like the one I am on now.”
TFK: Tell me more of this campaign trail of yours... I mean WE, the Action Wrestlkng Universe see you controlling that ring, much like you did this past Monday night... How far are you willing to go to see the results you so desire?”
James sits up straight and fixes his tie as he looks at TFK with a smirk.
James Freedom: “The campaign is all about making America the face of pro wrestling again but before that can happen they need a true blooded American that value it's tradition and it's moto of honor, liberty, and respect! And I in body all of that and then some. You see TFK you know just as well as I do that pro wrestling is better when the red, white and blue is on top.”
James gives a quick wink.
James Freedom: “So like I've said I'm chasing the United States Championship for myself and the people of America that have been waiting for an American hero to deliver them to the promised land and as The President of Pro Wrestling I plan to deliver on my word.”
TFK: The positioning is the most important part, Mr. Freedom, I concur... What do you say to those naysayers out there? The Jay Leno’s 3rd inbred cousins thrice removed types who see you as an imposter who looks to Oval office desk job his way to the top? I'm not saying Mr. Leno said all of that exactly... But I'm not saying he didn't, either. "
James laughs a little and then throws on a smirk.
James Freedom: “You know Leno is an American who doesn't value you America. He's a rebel, a traitor to the cause I support. So of course him.and every other degenerate that thinks like him will.listen to the trash he dimps out... But true Americans know I'm the light that will guide them during the darkest times. So I say let Leno shout at the top of his lungs until he gets tired but it won't change that Freedom always reigns supreme.”
TFK: Love it, love it, definitely a campaign that I can get behind... Heh, so besides that major battle for the United States Championship, we have an epic showdown for the creme dela creme that is the Action Wrestling World Championship... Besides asking you who you think will win, because this is MY show and we all know how my mind works... We are going to play a game, that I call Marry, Fuck, Kill, Cuck, and Film... So, how about it, Mr. Freedom. You have Sammy Kidsgrove, Jake Paul, Spencer Adams, Regan Voorhees, and Jill Parks... Don't worry, your fellow Americans play along as well.”
James slaps his knee and lets out a laugh at TFK.
James Freedom: “I'll entertain the people for a moment, so let's see… I know I’d kill Jake Paul right off the bat,since he's a disgrace to true Americans. Next will be chucking Sammy out of here and now that just leaves Spencer Admas, Jill Parks and the weird one Regan…”
TFK: “It’s cuck… Not chuck… Whatever, keep going. Ha.”
James rubs his chin with a smirk on his face as he acts like he's making a tough decision.
James Freedom: “Well, I guess I will have to film Spencer doing whatever good awful thing he finds pleasure in.”
James makes a disgusted face.
James Freedom: “Now of course I have high standards, but if I had to lay down with her for one night and take one for Team America, then I guess I'm laying down with Miss Piggy Regan Voorhees.”
James Freedom looks cringe for a moment and then shakes his head.
James Freedom: “Now this one was the easiest of them all, if I had to Marry someone it would have to be a successful true-blooded American like our World Champion Jill Parks.”
TFK’s eyebrows lift.
TFK: “You heard here FIRST Action Wrestling faithful, Mr. Freedom would love to hear those wedding bells with OUR Action Wrestling World Champion, Ms. Jill Park…”
Thad winks at James who rolls his eyes.
TFK: “Just don’t be a fool, Mr. Freedom, wrap your tool.”
James Freedom: “Pure bred talent, respects pure bred talent, Thaddeus.”
TFK: “And that is exactly why I respect you and believe you are destined for great things here in Action Wrestling… Just go out there and show the world, kid.”
TFK nods to James who nods back, both turning to smile at the live studio audience.
Craig Lewis: “We do have a special gift for everyone again, so please take a gander under your chairs again at show’s end.”
The live studio audience cheers.
Craig Lewis: “Well Thad, I figure it is time to move onto your Spoiler Alert Predictions for this week’s show then, yeah?”
TFK: “Right, uh yeah, but before we get into that, I’d like the AW Universe to see the results of my previous prediction from Clash and CruiserClash Monday 2/6/23. Throw those results up on the screen, Stage Monkeys!”
Clash and CruiserClash 2/13/23 results
Action Wrestling's 5 Year Anniversary
Clash
Main Event
Chase Jackson vs. Spencer Adams
Winner: Spencer Adams
United States Championship
Special Ref: James Freedom
Special Commentator: Jonny Cedrone
Brandon Leno vs. Alice Gemini(c)
Winner: Alice Gemini
Television Championship
Submission Match
Jake Paul vs. Addy A(c)
Winner: Addy A
#1 Contender to the Tag Team Championships
The Dirge vs. Odin Balfore & Corey Black
Winner: Oldin and Black
Tyler Walker vs. Dionysus
Winner: Dion
Showtime Championship
Hot Shot Wayne Austin vs. Der Metzger(c)
Winner: Hot Shot Wayne Austin
Ellie Austin vs. Keiji Ueno
Winner: Ellie Austin
Jessie Lee vs. Niobe Martin
Winner: Jessie Lee
CBS Championship
Purity Rules
Alister McKissick vs. Tatiana Jolee(c)
Winner: McKissIT
CruiserClash
Main Event
Cruiserweight Championship
Zombie McMorris vs. Remy Nouveau(c)
Winner: Zmac
Womens Championship
Zara vs. Lissie Hope(c)
Winner: Lissie Hope
Cruiserweight Tag Team Championships
Two Gents vs. Undrafted(c)
Winner: Undrafted
Mexico Tag Team Championships
Mexican Nightmares vs. Red White & Bruised(c)
Winner: Deathstars :I
Leon Blackwell vs. Jaice Wilds vs. Alex Marley vs. Lazaro Vicente
Winner: Lazaro Vicente
Doc Holiday vs. Azurine Vebbins
Winner: Doc Holiday
Results: 11/15
Craig Lewis: “Wow, better than half there, but I have faith in your abilities here, Thad. I know you will have a clean sweep with this next batch of matches?”
TFK: “Come on, Craiger, I am still a damned professional. Of course I will.”
Craig Lewis: “Do you all believe, Thad has it in him to redeem himself with a clean sweep this week?”
Live Crowd: “WOOOOOOOOO”
TFK: “See, they DO believe, now, Stage Monkeys bring it out!”
The geeky interns roll out a large dry erase board with all of the matches listed on it with names circled with Thad’s choices.
Clash 2/20/23
Main Event
The Final Singles Match
Sam Kidsgrove vs. Gerard Angelo
Winner: Sammy Kidsgrove
Reason: If this is the FINAL match up between these bonafide BLOCKBUSTER stars, then I declare that Sammy is going to FINISH THE MOVIE, BAY BAY!
"The Light" Wesley vs. Corey Black
Winner: Corey Black
Reason: The King of All Wrestlers, Mr. Death Proof himself… He’s going to snuff out the light once and for all in this epic WAR of men who believe their star is brighter than the other.
Hardcore Championship
Joey Scala vs. Downfall(c)
Winner: Downfall
Reason: I find it hard to bet against Downfall, even after laughing out loud to his name sake, at every opportunity I have… He shuts me up every match he puts on a blood filled spectacle.
Brandon Leno vs. James Freedom vs. Jessie Lee
Winner:James Freedom
Reason: No, not because I have James Freedom sitting next to me on my show… I believe in The President and his quest to save the United States title from flipping Muppets who don’t know how to respect a title with such a lineage.
Frank Patrick Venable's Return
Mason Jones vs. FPV
Winner: FPV
Reason: Frankie is back, bay bay and he wants IT ALL! He will not allow a cookie cutter jebroni like Mason Jones to derail
Ellie Austin vs. CJ Walker
Winner: Ellie Austin
Reason: Ellie Austin is a ROLL and it’s going to take more than CJ and a Walker to take her out.
Keiji Ueno vs. Niobe Martin vs. Chase Jackson
Winner: Keiji Ueno
Reason: I feel it in my bones, that there’s something special about this Keiji and we are about to find out in this next banger!
Television Championship
Tyler Walker vs. Addy A(c)
Winner: Addy A
Reason: I’m going to call Addy A my girl, because she hasn’t let me down this entire Spoiler Alert season. Go get ‘em girl!
CruiserClash
Main Event
Serenity Holmes vs. Zara vs. Punky
Winner: Serenity Holmes
Reason: 3 jaw droppers about to put on a freakin’ clinic in that Cruiser Clash main event. Jergens’s STOCK IS GOING UP WITH THIS ONE!
Hotaka vs. Baba Yaga
Winner: Baba Yaga
Reason: Hotaka is freaking me out lately and I know I’m not the only one… AHHHH, BABA YAGA!
Doc Holiday vs. Wild Thing vs. J.C. Keeton
Winner Doc Holiday:
Reason: The ego is building with this guy and I think him overcoming an OG like Keeton and the mystique like Wild Thing, then he’s lining up for that rocket to be strapped on… I said strapped on, not strap on.
Alex Marley vs. Lazaro Vicente
Winner: Lazaro Vicente
Reason: I ate my words last week with a nice helping of hot sauce to accompany it… Alex Marley is wanting to prove he has a newer, meaner persona, but Lazaro is GOLDEN.
TFK: “The Action Wrestling Universe has a hell of a Monday night for wrasslin coming up and I know I’m really looking forward to it. How about you all?”
Live Crowd: “WOOOOOOOOOO YEAH!!!!”
Craig Lewis: “As the kids say, LET’S GO!!! Ladies and Gentleman, thank you as always for joining us on Action Wrestling's Spoiler Alert. That was your host TFK, Mr. James America, and I am as always your loveable sidekick… Um hmm… (Theatrical Voice) CRAIG LEWIS!
TFK: “Check under your chairs, everybody! You guys are going to love this… NOW HIT THE MUSIC, STAGE MONKEYS!”
Moves Like Jagger from Maroon 5 starts to play as the live studio audience pulls out a US Weekly magazine out from under their chairs and TFK starts to dance his way to them pointing out the amazing custom cover.
As we fade out to black.