Post by Azurine Vebbins on Jan 1, 2023 6:08:28 GMT -5
On New Year's Eve, “Da Adorkable Angel” assesses stepping into an alien atmosphere. She’s naturally nervous based on aggressive acrophobia. Our resolutions-riddled redhead recognizes her remedy. Vebbins will be meeting a dazzling date inside the CN Tower Observation Deck. Combining courage with confidence combats chaos. While ascending via elevator, Azurine orates on a CruiserClash opponent named Jaice Wilds.
Azurine Vebbins: Heightened, honed, and happy Homecomin’ Dance, Los Angelinos! Dat last adjective might be an Octopus Stretch for CruiserClash. I’m booked for a wallopin’ waltz wid Jaice Wilds. He’s a frenetic fellow. Dude needs an order-oriented opponent. Da attribute helps me boldly trek formidable frontiers like my date tonight. January 2nd is National Science Fiction Day, y’know? Den again, I find da amount of floor buttons on dis elevator to be a stranger din’ dan a demogorgon.
Ms. Vebbins lets out audible annoyance as the shaft slowly scales upward.
Azurine Vebbins: Dis will be Attempt Number Umpteen at tryin’ to cure my attention-avertin’ acrophobia. I cannot allow myself to be defined as a cream puff. Yes, dey make delicious desserts. “Da Damsel in Dat Dress” loves bakin’ dem. However, da creamy center involves capturin’ an irrational individual usin’ a rollin’ pin combination. Mayhap a La Magistral? Wonder when’s da last time he’s been taken down by an O’Connor?
What makes Jaice Wilds infuriatin’? He doesn’t desire defeatin’ me. Da guy’s more liable to smack his buffet tray against a sneeze guard dan achieve victory. Definitely dispassionate. My adversary’s also more apt to break dishes. Bein’ “Da Hardheaded Housewife,” I’m capable of cleanin’ dat major, misguided mess.
Oxygenate, Azurine, da door’s about to open. Be aware of what your personal trainer told you. If you can perform professional pole fitness, den you can overlook a city skyline. Double M-Double X-Triple I’s a new year and new you. Embrace da environment, take in all da resolutions one can stomach, and do whatever’s necessary to feel on top of da world.
The final frame of promotional material pans to a taller, muscular brunette beckoning Azurine out of the elevator.
Azurine Vebbins: Heightened, honed, and happy Homecomin’ Dance, Los Angelinos! Dat last adjective might be an Octopus Stretch for CruiserClash. I’m booked for a wallopin’ waltz wid Jaice Wilds. He’s a frenetic fellow. Dude needs an order-oriented opponent. Da attribute helps me boldly trek formidable frontiers like my date tonight. January 2nd is National Science Fiction Day, y’know? Den again, I find da amount of floor buttons on dis elevator to be a stranger din’ dan a demogorgon.
Ms. Vebbins lets out audible annoyance as the shaft slowly scales upward.
Azurine Vebbins: Dis will be Attempt Number Umpteen at tryin’ to cure my attention-avertin’ acrophobia. I cannot allow myself to be defined as a cream puff. Yes, dey make delicious desserts. “Da Damsel in Dat Dress” loves bakin’ dem. However, da creamy center involves capturin’ an irrational individual usin’ a rollin’ pin combination. Mayhap a La Magistral? Wonder when’s da last time he’s been taken down by an O’Connor?
What makes Jaice Wilds infuriatin’? He doesn’t desire defeatin’ me. Da guy’s more liable to smack his buffet tray against a sneeze guard dan achieve victory. Definitely dispassionate. My adversary’s also more apt to break dishes. Bein’ “Da Hardheaded Housewife,” I’m capable of cleanin’ dat major, misguided mess.
Oxygenate, Azurine, da door’s about to open. Be aware of what your personal trainer told you. If you can perform professional pole fitness, den you can overlook a city skyline. Double M-Double X-Triple I’s a new year and new you. Embrace da environment, take in all da resolutions one can stomach, and do whatever’s necessary to feel on top of da world.
The final frame of promotional material pans to a taller, muscular brunette beckoning Azurine out of the elevator.