Post by Zombie McMorris on Dec 26, 2022 16:37:56 GMT -5
* those yellow eyes. narrow like a vipers. dead like a dolls, roll over in jawndis like a great white shark . An old, familiar voice cracks the darkness. *
OH SHIT! IT’S YA BOY,
OL’Z, OH NOO,
OH YAH, BAY-BAY!
AND WE KUMMIN AT CHU LIVE FOR THE SAKE OF KUMMIN AT CHU LIVE AND MAN ALIVE, MAN ALIVE, AINT NONE OF YOU MAKIN IT OUTTA HERE ALIVE TONIGHT,
HOOO!!
AWWW, ACTION WREZ-LING- ITS TIME ONCE AGAIN
FOR THE FIRST TIME
IN NEARLY 3 GAWD DAMN YEARS.
YA’LL BEEN WET. ( CHECK)
YA’LL BEEN THIRSTY ( CHECK )
YALL BEEN FLICKIN THAT BEAN WITH ANTISI…PATION. ( BABY, WE TRIPPLIN DOWN -TOWN ON DAT SHIT. BONNIE BLUE, SHE BE WAITIN, LEGS SPREAD.)
YA’LL THINK YOU WER SAFE ( YOU AINT )
YA’LL THINK I WAS SORRY ( AHN-AHN )
YALL THOUGHT WINTAH AINT EVAH GONE KUM
BUT LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHIN, BROTHA AND SISTAH JACKS. WINTAH FUCKIN CAME.
MY SAH-WHEAT SUMMAH CHILDREN.
WE GONE MAKE YOU REMEMBER THAT SUMMAH OF Z.
PAPA TORT OVAH HERE RUNNIN THE AUDIBLE. JEFF BEZOS GONNA HAVE TO PUT A SECOND SEAT IN THAT ROCKET SHIP CUZ ZMAC SENDIN THAT RATINGS TO URANUS
AND WE STRECHING IT WIDE OUT TONIGHT!
YA’LL KNOW HOW LONG ITS BEEN SINCE TORT HEARD A POP LIKE THAT?
HOW LONG?
THREE YEARS
HOW LONG?
THREE YEARS. STIMP-STOMPIN -> THREE YEARS AND ITZ CLEAR DAT DAH WHULRLD AINT DONE FORGET ABOUT OL'Z CUZ HOW COULD YOUS FAH-GHET ABOUT OL' Z. - SHIT JUST AINT POSSIBLE. THE SLUMPS AND THE SIMPS. THE CUM BURPS AND THE QUEEF RIPS IN THE BACK RIGHT NOW CONFUSED TO THE TITS WONDERING WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON. WHO IS THIS TALL, UGLY, IGNANT, REPUGNANT SLIMEBALL. WE GOT CHAMP-EENS BACK THERE WHO DONT KNOW THE NAME.
(say his name lol )
(say his name lol )
WE GOT TEO BLAZE WHOS ABOUT TO SKIP TOWN TO GET A SECOND DOCTORATE IN FUCCBOI-OLOGY JUST SO HE CAN SKIPP OUT ON WHATS ABOUT TO HAPPEN.
3 YEARS.
Ol’ Z COUNTED THAT SHIT.
THE LEGEND.
THE ICON.
THE DIRTIEST OF OL’ MCDIRT IS BACK BHAY-BEA
TORT BE LIKE: MOTHER OF GAWD, I NEED THIS SHIT IN MY VEINS.
HE’S OVER IN THE BATHROOM WITH A BELT IN HIS MOUTH, HAND TREMBLING CUZ HE KNOWS ONCE YOU PUT THAT NEEDLE IN, THERES NO GETTING THE DRUG OUT.
YA’LL GONE HALF TAH GET ON YA CLEAN, UNBRUISED KNEES AND SAY-YUCK THAT POISON OUT.
THAT BILLY GOAT GAWK GAWK <9K GONNA BE A BUSINESS EXPENSE BY THE TIME I’M DONE WID EACH N EVERY ONE OF YOUS.
HOTAKA, P.K.N,
WHATS GOOD LMAAOOOOOOOO
YA’LL GETTING CRUSHED RIGHT NOW AND YA’LL DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON.
I WANT CHA’LL TO KNOW.
YES, THAT WORDS COUNT
BUT CHO WORDS, THEY DO NOT MATTER UP IN HERE.
THIS IS DESPARATION IN TIME OF JOE BIDEN RECESS-E-AWN. HE KNOWS WHAT CAN AND WILL TURN THIS COMPANY AROUND. AND YA'LL SICK TAH FUGGIN DEATH THAT ITS ME.
BUT TORTS OVER HERE HITTIN THE ZMAC BUTTON CUZ BBYGURLS, ITS TIME TO MAKE SOME FUGGIN CA$H
JUST KNOW THAT YA'LL BE STRUGGLIN N BUBBLIN WITH ZMAC ALL UP IN YO GUTS.
THATS RIGHT. IF OL' Z EXISTS RIGHT IN THE HERE AND THE UGLY NOW ITS CUZ YA'LL BE LACKIN. YA'LL BE SLIPPIN. OL' Z WAS PERSONA NON GRATA FOR 3 DAMN YEARS, NEVER TO RTETURN. A NAME THEY DARE NOT SPEAK. LESS THE SPRINGWOOD SLASHER COME BACK WITH SPIRITED AND SWORDED VENGENCE.
IF I'M BACK ITS CUZ TORT WANTS ME TO LAY WASTE TO SOMETHIN. SO, THINK ABOUT THAT. THINK ABOUT ALL THE CONVERSATIONS WHEN HE TOLD YA'LL THAT YOU WERE SPECIAL. OR THAT HE GOT BIG PLANS FOR YOU OR THAT YOU WERE THE NEW TOP GUY.
LET OL' Z TELL YOU SOMETHIN...
HE LIED.
TRUST ME.
HE SAID OL'Z AINT KUMMIN FAH YOU.
HE LIED
TRUST ME.
HE TOLD YOU DAT YOU WAS SAFE.
HE LIED.
THIS IS THE DOVER KILLER RELOADED AND READY TO RECLAIM THE DIVISION HE STARTED ALL THOSE YEARS AGO.
HE SAID I'D NEVER RETURN.
HE LIED
THE COKED UP MADMAN THAT TORT SAID HE COULD CONTROL
HE LIED
TRUST ME.
LOLZ
LOLZ