SAVED SEATING FOR BRUCE CHEEKS
Dec 15, 2022 2:56:46 GMT -5
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Post by Bruce Cheeks on Dec 15, 2022 2:56:46 GMT -5
We return to Bruce land. When we left Bruce and his two cheeks they were confronted by TWO POLICE OFFICERS.
SCREAM!!!!!
It was a tense situation. They had their sticks out, rubbing them, eyeing Bruce’s lower half. An anal raping was definitely on the horizon. Bruce was sure he could handle one. BUT NOT TWO. TWO POLICE OFFICERS SPELL DOOM...and rape.
Bruce didn’t know what to do. Should he start swinging? Should he turn and blow a major fart in their face, knocking them out with the putrid stench? Maybe. Only problem was he’d just blown liquid shit all over his toilet...it’d be AT LEAST a half hour before his body could work up something strong enough to take out TWO POLICE OFFICERS.
So, Bruce did what any hero would do.
He looked beyond the two police officers. Just as they started to remark about Bruce’s pants and how they looked a little ‘tight’. Bruce saw his neighbor, Debbie D, out for an afternoon jog.
“Damn, there goes Debbie. Look at her go.”
The TWO POLICE OFFICERS turned and looked, spotting Debbie and her firm ass running down the street.
They paused. More pausing. Still more pausing.
Until, they took off, sprinting after Debbie with their sticks in hand. Debbie heard the foot steps. She turned, seeing what was behind her.
‘OMG NOT TWO POLICE OFFICERS!!!!’ she screamed, running as fast as she could.
Bruce slammed the door, smiling.
Whew, that was a close one.
Because Bruce is OLD SCHOOL...he still uses the newspaper to look up movie times.
He didn’t have any shit tanks to empty. His schedule was open. So he’d take in a flick.
Reading down the movies, they all sounded lame as fuck. ‘Black Panther’...he didn’t really know what that was all about. Aren’t all panthers black? Seemed redundant.
He then came to a movie called ‘THE RAPENING’
“Well this one sure does sound interesting...what’s the synopsis.”
It’s pretty straight forward. “Rape. A four letter word. If you cut four in half what do you get? Two. As in? That’s right...TWO POLICE OFFICERS. Don’t miss THE RAPENING...starring Gabby Ortiz.”
Arriving at the theater, Bruce discovers a happy coincidence. He’s accidentally attended THE PREMIER of THE RAPENING. Wow!
Gabby Ortiz is in attendance. She steps out of a van and models. A few people get photographs. TWO POLICE OFFICERS show up and she runs inside the theater.
Bruce walks the red carpet and suddenly the crowd QUADRUPLES. They take photos. They demand autographs. Bruce throws his ass out...he pulls his pants down, giving them just a brief glimpse. They yell for more. But Bruce wags his finger at them, ‘no, no!’ They yell back “AWW, BRUCE, CUM ON...US.” Bruce howls before heading inside.
At the concession stand, Gabby Ortiz gets some popcorn. Bruce stands next to her and orders every candy item on the menu. She casts a concerned look.
“Don’t you worry, Miss Ortiz. They got my ass covered, literally.”
She doesn’t know what that means. Bruce farts. She wrinkles her nose and scurries into the theater.
Bruce takes a red wagon and pulls all his candy into the theater behind him.
“Mr. Cheeks,” a local man using a french accent addresses. “Your seat, garcon!” Bruce pulls his red wagon up to a toilet all by itself, in the theater. It’s sectioned off. “SAVED SEATING FOR BRUCE CHEEKS.”
Bruce pulls his pants down and takes a seat. He opens up a box of junior mints and starts to eat.
The employee leaves but Bruce stops him.
“I’ll take four supreme tacos.”
“Of course, garcon,” he bows. He tips Bruce just for talking to him. Bruce pockets the money.
The movie starts.
A theater half full leans back, ready to get raped...not literally.
Gabby looks up, eager for her premier. In the back, she hears Bruce munching on candy. It’s rather loud and bothersome.
She continues to stare up at the screen, her jaw tightening with frustration.
“Your tacos, garcon,” she hears behind her.
“THANK YOU!” Bruce says loudly, for no apparent reason. He eats the tacos while sitting on the toilet.
On the screen we see Gabby’s character...we’ll call her Addy. We see her slinging dice on the streets to earn enough money to buy a nicotine patch. Real hardcore shit.
“Excuse me,” A voice calls from behind Gabby’s character. She stops.
“And just what are you doing,” another voice asks. We see TWO POLICE OFFICERS behind her.
The crowd gasps.
It’s a very tense moment. Bruce starts to fart, a lot.
He farts so much that the dialogue is hard to understand.
Gabby scowls, looking for somebody to do something.
Bruce blows a massive amount of shit from his ass into the toilet. He flushes. It’s a really loud flush, drowning out the movie.
Gabby marches toward Bruce.
“What are you doing?” she yells.
Bruce is like, ‘What?’
“You’re ruining my premier!”
While this goes down, Gabby’s character has a very emotional moment with another character that’s probably named Lissie. They might be talking about the Proletariat or poppy fields in Cambodia. WHO KNOWS.
Bruce continues to fart.
Gabby is about to slap him when a police officer approaches, “Ma’am, is something wrong?”
Another comes from behind, “Miss Ortiz, can we be of any...assistance?”
Her eyes widen...TWO POLICE OFFICERS.
“Arrgghhhh,” Bruce yells, his mouth full of chewed up mild duds. He sprays a bunch of shit into the toilet. The smell is overwhelming. He tries to flush, but its clogged. The officers pass out. Everyone else evacuates.
Bruce uses the candy wrappers and boxes to wipe. He stands, pulling his pants up. He moves to apologize.
But, Gabby hugs him. “YOU SAVED ME.”
“I...I did?”
“I don’t know if you noticed or not...but those were TWO POLICE OFFICERS.”
She’s not wrong.
Bruce doesn’t argue. He rolls with it. A fart sneaks out of his ass with a high pitched squeal. Gabby looks up. Bruce looks down, “Could you, umm, hand me those peanut M&Ms?”
“Sure.”
SCREAM!!!!!
It was a tense situation. They had their sticks out, rubbing them, eyeing Bruce’s lower half. An anal raping was definitely on the horizon. Bruce was sure he could handle one. BUT NOT TWO. TWO POLICE OFFICERS SPELL DOOM...and rape.
Bruce didn’t know what to do. Should he start swinging? Should he turn and blow a major fart in their face, knocking them out with the putrid stench? Maybe. Only problem was he’d just blown liquid shit all over his toilet...it’d be AT LEAST a half hour before his body could work up something strong enough to take out TWO POLICE OFFICERS.
So, Bruce did what any hero would do.
He looked beyond the two police officers. Just as they started to remark about Bruce’s pants and how they looked a little ‘tight’. Bruce saw his neighbor, Debbie D, out for an afternoon jog.
“Damn, there goes Debbie. Look at her go.”
The TWO POLICE OFFICERS turned and looked, spotting Debbie and her firm ass running down the street.
They paused. More pausing. Still more pausing.
Until, they took off, sprinting after Debbie with their sticks in hand. Debbie heard the foot steps. She turned, seeing what was behind her.
‘OMG NOT TWO POLICE OFFICERS!!!!’ she screamed, running as fast as she could.
Bruce slammed the door, smiling.
Whew, that was a close one.
Because Bruce is OLD SCHOOL...he still uses the newspaper to look up movie times.
He didn’t have any shit tanks to empty. His schedule was open. So he’d take in a flick.
Reading down the movies, they all sounded lame as fuck. ‘Black Panther’...he didn’t really know what that was all about. Aren’t all panthers black? Seemed redundant.
He then came to a movie called ‘THE RAPENING’
“Well this one sure does sound interesting...what’s the synopsis.”
It’s pretty straight forward. “Rape. A four letter word. If you cut four in half what do you get? Two. As in? That’s right...TWO POLICE OFFICERS. Don’t miss THE RAPENING...starring Gabby Ortiz.”
Arriving at the theater, Bruce discovers a happy coincidence. He’s accidentally attended THE PREMIER of THE RAPENING. Wow!
Gabby Ortiz is in attendance. She steps out of a van and models. A few people get photographs. TWO POLICE OFFICERS show up and she runs inside the theater.
Bruce walks the red carpet and suddenly the crowd QUADRUPLES. They take photos. They demand autographs. Bruce throws his ass out...he pulls his pants down, giving them just a brief glimpse. They yell for more. But Bruce wags his finger at them, ‘no, no!’ They yell back “AWW, BRUCE, CUM ON...US.” Bruce howls before heading inside.
At the concession stand, Gabby Ortiz gets some popcorn. Bruce stands next to her and orders every candy item on the menu. She casts a concerned look.
“Don’t you worry, Miss Ortiz. They got my ass covered, literally.”
She doesn’t know what that means. Bruce farts. She wrinkles her nose and scurries into the theater.
Bruce takes a red wagon and pulls all his candy into the theater behind him.
“Mr. Cheeks,” a local man using a french accent addresses. “Your seat, garcon!” Bruce pulls his red wagon up to a toilet all by itself, in the theater. It’s sectioned off. “SAVED SEATING FOR BRUCE CHEEKS.”
Bruce pulls his pants down and takes a seat. He opens up a box of junior mints and starts to eat.
The employee leaves but Bruce stops him.
“I’ll take four supreme tacos.”
“Of course, garcon,” he bows. He tips Bruce just for talking to him. Bruce pockets the money.
The movie starts.
A theater half full leans back, ready to get raped...not literally.
Gabby looks up, eager for her premier. In the back, she hears Bruce munching on candy. It’s rather loud and bothersome.
She continues to stare up at the screen, her jaw tightening with frustration.
“Your tacos, garcon,” she hears behind her.
“THANK YOU!” Bruce says loudly, for no apparent reason. He eats the tacos while sitting on the toilet.
On the screen we see Gabby’s character...we’ll call her Addy. We see her slinging dice on the streets to earn enough money to buy a nicotine patch. Real hardcore shit.
“Excuse me,” A voice calls from behind Gabby’s character. She stops.
“And just what are you doing,” another voice asks. We see TWO POLICE OFFICERS behind her.
The crowd gasps.
It’s a very tense moment. Bruce starts to fart, a lot.
He farts so much that the dialogue is hard to understand.
Gabby scowls, looking for somebody to do something.
Bruce blows a massive amount of shit from his ass into the toilet. He flushes. It’s a really loud flush, drowning out the movie.
Gabby marches toward Bruce.
“What are you doing?” she yells.
Bruce is like, ‘What?’
“You’re ruining my premier!”
While this goes down, Gabby’s character has a very emotional moment with another character that’s probably named Lissie. They might be talking about the Proletariat or poppy fields in Cambodia. WHO KNOWS.
Bruce continues to fart.
Gabby is about to slap him when a police officer approaches, “Ma’am, is something wrong?”
Another comes from behind, “Miss Ortiz, can we be of any...assistance?”
Her eyes widen...TWO POLICE OFFICERS.
“Arrgghhhh,” Bruce yells, his mouth full of chewed up mild duds. He sprays a bunch of shit into the toilet. The smell is overwhelming. He tries to flush, but its clogged. The officers pass out. Everyone else evacuates.
Bruce uses the candy wrappers and boxes to wipe. He stands, pulling his pants up. He moves to apologize.
But, Gabby hugs him. “YOU SAVED ME.”
“I...I did?”
“I don’t know if you noticed or not...but those were TWO POLICE OFFICERS.”
She’s not wrong.
Bruce doesn’t argue. He rolls with it. A fart sneaks out of his ass with a high pitched squeal. Gabby looks up. Bruce looks down, “Could you, umm, hand me those peanut M&Ms?”
“Sure.”