Shoot around and get got Lincoln
Jun 19, 2018 0:26:31 GMT -5
Bonnie Blue, Zombie McMorris, and 2 more like this
Post by Talent Enhancers on Jun 19, 2018 0:26:31 GMT -5
(Talent Enhancers just be shootin ball outside at a park by themselves and they be draining every shot they make of course)
Timothy James
"You want to talk about it mang? Lets just talk about it"
Jordan Lee
"No, Timmy, I don't want to talk about it!"
(The two continue just draining treys like they betta than Curry out here)
Timothy James
"I got a Championship match, it's not that big of a deal!"
Jordan Lee
"YES IT IS TIMMY!! ITS A VERY BIG DEAL!! WE ARE BEST FRIENDS. WE ARE LIKE BROS. WE ARE THE BROS THAT REALLY STICKS TO BROS BEFORE HOES. YOU SEE HOES AROUND US? IM LOOKING TIMMY AND YOU KNOW WHAT I SEE? I SEE NO HOES BECAUSE WE ARE BROS BEFORE HOES. SO WHEN I SEE YOU ON THE SHOW FOR A TELEVISION TITLE MATCH AND I AM NO WHERE TO BE FOUND I THINK MAYBE THIS A HOE, MAYBE YOU GETTING A TITLE MATCH IS A HOE BEFORE BRO AND THATS NOT VERY BRO BEFORE HOES, TIMMY!"
(Jordan turns and shoots a long three but it bricks and he yells out "FUUUUUCKKKKK")
Timothy James
"Man, we aren't breaking up."
Jordan Lee
"SURE SEEMS LIKE IT"
Timothy James
"Why do you say that, JoLee?"
Jordan Lee
"First you win the title from Lincolns little surfboard abs ass. Second you take the title and go to clubs without me and special Action Wrestling appearances. Third you get invited to one of those sexual parties thrown by some of the best Champions around. You read those twitters? Shadowlove has his own club where they get drunk and sing songs late at night and you know what happens after drunk karaoke, man"
(they both at the same time "wild sex with sluts")
Jordan Lee
"Exacty man and that's going to happen when you win the TV title!"
Timothy James
"Wait bro, you think I really have a shot?"
Jordan Lee
"Do I think the most handsomest bestest best friend has a shot at winning some of the most prestigious gold in wrestling? Of course, I do Timmy, it's all I think about! You being a big star! But also I think of me being a big star at the same time!"
(Timothy drops a huge three pointer like a buzzer beater beating the socks off a shitty Eastern Conference team)
Timothy James
"I don't know, Lincoln is pretty good!"
Jordan Lee
"He is no match for my Timmy. You kidding me? He may have those abs, but you have junk in the trunk. You got big junk in the trunk. He may do a pele kick, but you can do a super-kick with the super-best of em! There is no doubt in my mind when you hit that ring on Monday, Lincoln is going to look at you right in the eyes and say to him "Oh fuuuck. Mother fucker, I fucked up!"
Timothy James
"Think so?"
Jordan Lee
"No"
(Jordan looks off into the sunset then back at Timothy)
Jordan Lee
"I know so"
(They pick up their stuff and head to their 1983 El Camino decked out in all black with low profile wheels)
Timothy James
"If I win the Television title I'm going to give you first shot!"
Jordan Lee
"I like that idea! Maybe we can just wrestle each other every week!"
Timothy James
"They let us wrestle Big Dogs every week!"
Jordan Lee
"Timmy, what the fuck did I tell you about running through the fourth wall?"
(They drive to the liquor store and walk in getting some tall cans)
Timothy James
"Theres nothing like a nice Bud light"
Jordan Lee
"Bud Light is like us. Dependable. We're always there. We aint going nowhere. We get ya buzzed but not too fucked up. Sure we don't have the accomplishments of fucking Coors or Pabst Blue Ribbon.."
Timothy James
"They won the Blue Ribbon award, that's big!"
Jordan Lee
"But we're always there, taking advantage of every opportunity. Just like you in this Television Championship match!"
Timothy James
"Man, you make it sound so good!"
Jordan Lee
"You know who was there when you puked in the fist tank at Christinas house, senior year in high school and that was the night we told everyone we were going to be big wrestling super stars, who was there?"
Timothy James
"I don't know?"
Jordan Lee
"Bud Light."
Timothy James
"Mmm Bud Light."
Jordan Lee
"Let's go start training and drink more beer"
(They buy the beer and drive off in their El Camino back to the gym where they pain and gain and muscle and hustle to get bigger as Timothy James is set to take on Lincoln with the TV title!)
Timothy James
"Hey buddy?"
Jordan Lee
"Yeah buddy."
Timothy James
"You mean all that stuff you said earlier tonight at hoop practice?"
Jordan Lee
"Yeah I did. You bet I did."
(Tim just stares)
Jordan Lee
"You alright, Timmy?"
Timothy James
"I can feel it comin' in the air tonightttttttt ohh lordddd"
(Jordan slowly falls asleep to Timmy singing Phil Collins)
Timothy James
"You want to talk about it mang? Lets just talk about it"
Jordan Lee
"No, Timmy, I don't want to talk about it!"
(The two continue just draining treys like they betta than Curry out here)
Timothy James
"I got a Championship match, it's not that big of a deal!"
Jordan Lee
"YES IT IS TIMMY!! ITS A VERY BIG DEAL!! WE ARE BEST FRIENDS. WE ARE LIKE BROS. WE ARE THE BROS THAT REALLY STICKS TO BROS BEFORE HOES. YOU SEE HOES AROUND US? IM LOOKING TIMMY AND YOU KNOW WHAT I SEE? I SEE NO HOES BECAUSE WE ARE BROS BEFORE HOES. SO WHEN I SEE YOU ON THE SHOW FOR A TELEVISION TITLE MATCH AND I AM NO WHERE TO BE FOUND I THINK MAYBE THIS A HOE, MAYBE YOU GETTING A TITLE MATCH IS A HOE BEFORE BRO AND THATS NOT VERY BRO BEFORE HOES, TIMMY!"
(Jordan turns and shoots a long three but it bricks and he yells out "FUUUUUCKKKKK")
Timothy James
"Man, we aren't breaking up."
Jordan Lee
"SURE SEEMS LIKE IT"
Timothy James
"Why do you say that, JoLee?"
Jordan Lee
"First you win the title from Lincolns little surfboard abs ass. Second you take the title and go to clubs without me and special Action Wrestling appearances. Third you get invited to one of those sexual parties thrown by some of the best Champions around. You read those twitters? Shadowlove has his own club where they get drunk and sing songs late at night and you know what happens after drunk karaoke, man"
(they both at the same time "wild sex with sluts")
Jordan Lee
"Exacty man and that's going to happen when you win the TV title!"
Timothy James
"Wait bro, you think I really have a shot?"
Jordan Lee
"Do I think the most handsomest bestest best friend has a shot at winning some of the most prestigious gold in wrestling? Of course, I do Timmy, it's all I think about! You being a big star! But also I think of me being a big star at the same time!"
(Timothy drops a huge three pointer like a buzzer beater beating the socks off a shitty Eastern Conference team)
Timothy James
"I don't know, Lincoln is pretty good!"
Jordan Lee
"He is no match for my Timmy. You kidding me? He may have those abs, but you have junk in the trunk. You got big junk in the trunk. He may do a pele kick, but you can do a super-kick with the super-best of em! There is no doubt in my mind when you hit that ring on Monday, Lincoln is going to look at you right in the eyes and say to him "Oh fuuuck. Mother fucker, I fucked up!"
Timothy James
"Think so?"
Jordan Lee
"No"
(Jordan looks off into the sunset then back at Timothy)
Jordan Lee
"I know so"
(They pick up their stuff and head to their 1983 El Camino decked out in all black with low profile wheels)
Timothy James
"If I win the Television title I'm going to give you first shot!"
Jordan Lee
"I like that idea! Maybe we can just wrestle each other every week!"
Timothy James
"They let us wrestle Big Dogs every week!"
Jordan Lee
"Timmy, what the fuck did I tell you about running through the fourth wall?"
(They drive to the liquor store and walk in getting some tall cans)
Timothy James
"Theres nothing like a nice Bud light"
Jordan Lee
"Bud Light is like us. Dependable. We're always there. We aint going nowhere. We get ya buzzed but not too fucked up. Sure we don't have the accomplishments of fucking Coors or Pabst Blue Ribbon.."
Timothy James
"They won the Blue Ribbon award, that's big!"
Jordan Lee
"But we're always there, taking advantage of every opportunity. Just like you in this Television Championship match!"
Timothy James
"Man, you make it sound so good!"
Jordan Lee
"You know who was there when you puked in the fist tank at Christinas house, senior year in high school and that was the night we told everyone we were going to be big wrestling super stars, who was there?"
Timothy James
"I don't know?"
Jordan Lee
"Bud Light."
Timothy James
"Mmm Bud Light."
Jordan Lee
"Let's go start training and drink more beer"
(They buy the beer and drive off in their El Camino back to the gym where they pain and gain and muscle and hustle to get bigger as Timothy James is set to take on Lincoln with the TV title!)
(Bonus scene: They're laying in separate beds in the same room because theyre the best of friends)
Timothy James
"Hey buddy?"
Jordan Lee
"Yeah buddy."
Timothy James
"You mean all that stuff you said earlier tonight at hoop practice?"
Jordan Lee
"Yeah I did. You bet I did."
(Tim just stares)
Jordan Lee
"You alright, Timmy?"
Timothy James
"I can feel it comin' in the air tonightttttttt ohh lordddd"
(Jordan slowly falls asleep to Timmy singing Phil Collins)