Post by Sidney J. Warwick on Jun 17, 2018 22:23:33 GMT -5
(max masked is sittin in tha bedroom in his mansion in harlem new york his hometown. hes sittin on tha big four post can opee bed dats shaped like a heart. max is lookin down at his iphone x but deres nuttin on tha screen)
max masked: damn man i cant believe wut is goin on
(then we see tha hot tub in tha corner of max maskeds room an in tha hot tub is al borland from tool time who max masked adopted as his sidekick in his rp before evolution)
al bordland: wuts dat max masked
max masked: i dunno wuts goin on but eva since evolution where dat big nasty punk butt philly butted his nose in my bidness yet again an costed me tha tag team tittles i havent heard ne thing from my tag team partner mc brooke bell
al borland: huh dat is weird
max masked: its more than weird u flannel shirt wearin fart whiff. by tha way u kno u can take tha flannel shirt off in tha hot tub rite
al borland: naw i like it dis way
max masked: wutever. ne way headin int o evolution mc brooke bell an me we were trainin togetha all that time tryin to get ready for power word kill but now its almost a week lata an i cant even get her to text me back i mean i even tried sendin her a couple of naughty pics of my special place an even one of al borlands mangina
al borland: hey!
max masked: an im really worried cuz now we get dis tag team battle royale on monday nite clash an we could get us another tag team tittle shot if we win dis match but i dunno how i can possibly win if i cant work wit her
al borland: well it looks like were gonna half to find mc brooke bell
max masked: dats tha 1st smart thing dat uve said sense we started hangin out togetha. lets do it
(next we see max masked standin in a hair salon)
max masked: mc brooke bell?!?!?
(nobody answers)
(next wee see al borland standin in a weave shop where all tha black women buy there weaves)
al borland: mc brooke bell?!?!?
(nobody answers)
(next we see max masked standin in a chilis restaurant)
max masked: mc brooke bell?!?!?
(nobody answers)
(next we see al borland sstandin in an aquarium)
al borland: mc brooke bell?!?!?
(nobody answers)
(next we see max masked standin in toronto)
max masked: mc brooke bell?!?!?
(nobody answers)
(next we see al borland on a whaling ship)
al borland: mc brooke bell?!?!?
(nobody answers)
(next we see max masked at an oil refinery)
max masked: mc brooke bell?!?!?
(nobody answers)
(next we see al borland at a discotech)
al borland: mc brooke bell?!?!?
(nobody answers)
(next we see max masked at a kids birthday party)
max masked: mc brooke bell?!?!?
(nobody answers)
(next we see al borland at an all dude strip club)
al borland: mc brooke bell?!?!?
(nobody answers)
(next we seek maxmed masked outside an apartment bldg in upstate new york)
max masked: mc brooke bell?!?!?
(nobody answers)
(next we see al borland at a yanni concert)
al borland: mc brooke bell?!?!?
(nobody answers)
(next we see max masked at a luau)
max masked: mc brooke bell?!?!?
(nobody answers)
(next we see al borland at a holocaust musedum)
al borland: mc brooke bell?!?!?
(nobody answers)
(next we see max masked at a haberdasher)
max masked: mc brooke bell?!?!?
(nobody answers)
(next we see al borland at a car racing track)
al borland: mc brooke bell?!?!?
(nobody answers)
(next we see max masked at a horse racing track)
max masked: mc brooke bell?!?!?
(nobody answers)
(next we see al borland at a dog racing track)
al borland: mc brooke bell?!?!?
(nobody answers)
(next we see max masked at a gynercologists office)
max masked: mc brooke bell?!?!?
(nobody answers)
(next we see al borland at a tuba store)
al borland: mc brooke bell?!?!?
(nobody answers)
(next we see max masked in a gulag)
max masked: mc brooke bell?!?!?
(nobody answers)
(next we see al borland in tha woods)
al borland: mc brooke bell?!?!?
(nobody answers)
(next we seek max masked on a train)
max masked: mc brooke bell?!?!?
(nobody answers)
(next we see al borland on soul train)
al borland: mc brooke bell?!?!?
(nobody answers)
(next we see max masked at an art exhibit of banksys street art)
max masked: mc brooke bell?!?!?
(nobody answers)
(next we see al borland on tha set of tha big bang theory)
al borland: mc brooke bell?!?!?
(nobody answers)
(next we see max masked at radio city music all)
max masked: mc brooke bell?!?!?
(nobody answers)
(next we see al borland in tha streets)
al borland: mc brooke bell?!?!?
(nobody answers)
(next we see max masked in tha sheets)
max masked: mc brooke bell?!?!?
(nobody answers)
(next we see al borland on tha starship enterprise d)
al borland: mc brooke bell?!?!?
(nobody answers)
(next we see max masked on a roller coaster)
max masked: mc brooke bell?!?!?
(nobody answers)
(now max masked and al borland are back in max maskeds apartment in harlem new york)
max masked: dammit al borland weve looked everywhere i can think dat mc brooke bell mite be
al borland: well wut r u gonna do max masked? how r u gonna win tha tag team battle royale wit a partner u cant find?
max masked: well hopefully we just missed her an mc brooke bell will still show up but if she doesnt im just gonna half to do dis one on my own. an u kno wut max masked will prolly lose a tag team match if he doesnt half a partner but heres tha thing about max masked no matter how rough things get an no matter how much tha odds are stacked against him hes gonna show up an hes gonna give it his best in tha fite. i aint afraid of losin but i am afraid of not tryin my best. so every1 in dat match even if its two on one four on one six on one or eight on one u just bring it on. u mite get tha betta of max masked but ole max masked is still gunna give u tha best booty whoopin he possibly can under tha circumstances
i mean look who we got in dis match we get tha team of corey bull an john frost murder inc an i bet every1 is expectin them to win dis match cuz theyve gone great things in tha a dub singles division an now r teamin up. well let me tell u dis murder inc of corey bull an john frsot tag team wrestlin is a totally different world than singles wrestlin just cuz ur 2 big ole singles stars dont mean dat u can come up an beat all tha tag teams who have trained togetha an mastered tha streategy of tag team wrestling
and den in tha match tehres a bunch of muggafuggin basketball playas i mean tha talent enhancers an tha big dogs an tha two americans u all look like u jus crawled out of tha nba an u know wut i think of nba playas? i think there all pansys cuz as soon as u get even within tha slightest touch of an nba playa he flops down on tha floor an starts cryin cuz hes tryin to draw a fowl well in my wordl u dont play basketball like dat an u sure dont wrestle like dat whether its on tha court or in tha ring u play straight up nasty street ball an u come to bring tha fite to ppl not take a big flop. u leavin tha floppin for those weak as water butt pirates who play soccer
an den theres tha nerd smashers who come from tha wcf or as i like to call it tha w pee f tha stupid fed where all tha wrestlers like to pee on each otha for fun. kevin an george or as i like to call them kevin james from king of queens an george costanza from seinfeld an i like to call dem dat cuz there just about as big a threat as kevin james from king of queens an geroge costanza from seinfeld witch is to say there not threats at all
an den theres biship and priest an i already beat bishop or as i like to call him bitch up once an i beat him easy so theres no way i cant beat priest who i guest is bitch ups clone or duplicate or somethin
an den thers warbid buzzsaw witch i think is a rejected gi joe figure or something i aint got time for them.
so like i said one way or tha udder all of dedse teams betta look out cuz max masked mite not half a partner but if he doesnt half a partner hes still gonna fite his hardest an try to be a spoiler in dis match an o by tha one one more thing al borland
al borland: wuts dat
max masked: who gonna holla at ya booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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max masked: damn man i cant believe wut is goin on
(then we see tha hot tub in tha corner of max maskeds room an in tha hot tub is al borland from tool time who max masked adopted as his sidekick in his rp before evolution)
al bordland: wuts dat max masked
max masked: i dunno wuts goin on but eva since evolution where dat big nasty punk butt philly butted his nose in my bidness yet again an costed me tha tag team tittles i havent heard ne thing from my tag team partner mc brooke bell
al borland: huh dat is weird
max masked: its more than weird u flannel shirt wearin fart whiff. by tha way u kno u can take tha flannel shirt off in tha hot tub rite
al borland: naw i like it dis way
max masked: wutever. ne way headin int o evolution mc brooke bell an me we were trainin togetha all that time tryin to get ready for power word kill but now its almost a week lata an i cant even get her to text me back i mean i even tried sendin her a couple of naughty pics of my special place an even one of al borlands mangina
al borland: hey!
max masked: an im really worried cuz now we get dis tag team battle royale on monday nite clash an we could get us another tag team tittle shot if we win dis match but i dunno how i can possibly win if i cant work wit her
al borland: well it looks like were gonna half to find mc brooke bell
max masked: dats tha 1st smart thing dat uve said sense we started hangin out togetha. lets do it
(next we see max masked standin in a hair salon)
max masked: mc brooke bell?!?!?
(nobody answers)
(next wee see al borland standin in a weave shop where all tha black women buy there weaves)
al borland: mc brooke bell?!?!?
(nobody answers)
(next we see max masked standin in a chilis restaurant)
max masked: mc brooke bell?!?!?
(nobody answers)
(next we see al borland sstandin in an aquarium)
al borland: mc brooke bell?!?!?
(nobody answers)
(next we see max masked standin in toronto)
max masked: mc brooke bell?!?!?
(nobody answers)
(next we see al borland on a whaling ship)
al borland: mc brooke bell?!?!?
(nobody answers)
(next we see max masked at an oil refinery)
max masked: mc brooke bell?!?!?
(nobody answers)
(next we see al borland at a discotech)
al borland: mc brooke bell?!?!?
(nobody answers)
(next we see max masked at a kids birthday party)
max masked: mc brooke bell?!?!?
(nobody answers)
(next we see al borland at an all dude strip club)
al borland: mc brooke bell?!?!?
(nobody answers)
(next we seek maxmed masked outside an apartment bldg in upstate new york)
max masked: mc brooke bell?!?!?
(nobody answers)
(next we see al borland at a yanni concert)
al borland: mc brooke bell?!?!?
(nobody answers)
(next we see max masked at a luau)
max masked: mc brooke bell?!?!?
(nobody answers)
(next we see al borland at a holocaust musedum)
al borland: mc brooke bell?!?!?
(nobody answers)
(next we see max masked at a haberdasher)
max masked: mc brooke bell?!?!?
(nobody answers)
(next we see al borland at a car racing track)
al borland: mc brooke bell?!?!?
(nobody answers)
(next we see max masked at a horse racing track)
max masked: mc brooke bell?!?!?
(nobody answers)
(next we see al borland at a dog racing track)
al borland: mc brooke bell?!?!?
(nobody answers)
(next we see max masked at a gynercologists office)
max masked: mc brooke bell?!?!?
(nobody answers)
(next we see al borland at a tuba store)
al borland: mc brooke bell?!?!?
(nobody answers)
(next we see max masked in a gulag)
max masked: mc brooke bell?!?!?
(nobody answers)
(next we see al borland in tha woods)
al borland: mc brooke bell?!?!?
(nobody answers)
(next we seek max masked on a train)
max masked: mc brooke bell?!?!?
(nobody answers)
(next we see al borland on soul train)
al borland: mc brooke bell?!?!?
(nobody answers)
(next we see max masked at an art exhibit of banksys street art)
max masked: mc brooke bell?!?!?
(nobody answers)
(next we see al borland on tha set of tha big bang theory)
al borland: mc brooke bell?!?!?
(nobody answers)
(next we see max masked at radio city music all)
max masked: mc brooke bell?!?!?
(nobody answers)
(next we see al borland in tha streets)
al borland: mc brooke bell?!?!?
(nobody answers)
(next we see max masked in tha sheets)
max masked: mc brooke bell?!?!?
(nobody answers)
(next we see al borland on tha starship enterprise d)
al borland: mc brooke bell?!?!?
(nobody answers)
(next we see max masked on a roller coaster)
max masked: mc brooke bell?!?!?
(nobody answers)
(now max masked and al borland are back in max maskeds apartment in harlem new york)
max masked: dammit al borland weve looked everywhere i can think dat mc brooke bell mite be
al borland: well wut r u gonna do max masked? how r u gonna win tha tag team battle royale wit a partner u cant find?
max masked: well hopefully we just missed her an mc brooke bell will still show up but if she doesnt im just gonna half to do dis one on my own. an u kno wut max masked will prolly lose a tag team match if he doesnt half a partner but heres tha thing about max masked no matter how rough things get an no matter how much tha odds are stacked against him hes gonna show up an hes gonna give it his best in tha fite. i aint afraid of losin but i am afraid of not tryin my best. so every1 in dat match even if its two on one four on one six on one or eight on one u just bring it on. u mite get tha betta of max masked but ole max masked is still gunna give u tha best booty whoopin he possibly can under tha circumstances
i mean look who we got in dis match we get tha team of corey bull an john frost murder inc an i bet every1 is expectin them to win dis match cuz theyve gone great things in tha a dub singles division an now r teamin up. well let me tell u dis murder inc of corey bull an john frsot tag team wrestlin is a totally different world than singles wrestlin just cuz ur 2 big ole singles stars dont mean dat u can come up an beat all tha tag teams who have trained togetha an mastered tha streategy of tag team wrestling
and den in tha match tehres a bunch of muggafuggin basketball playas i mean tha talent enhancers an tha big dogs an tha two americans u all look like u jus crawled out of tha nba an u know wut i think of nba playas? i think there all pansys cuz as soon as u get even within tha slightest touch of an nba playa he flops down on tha floor an starts cryin cuz hes tryin to draw a fowl well in my wordl u dont play basketball like dat an u sure dont wrestle like dat whether its on tha court or in tha ring u play straight up nasty street ball an u come to bring tha fite to ppl not take a big flop. u leavin tha floppin for those weak as water butt pirates who play soccer
an den theres tha nerd smashers who come from tha wcf or as i like to call it tha w pee f tha stupid fed where all tha wrestlers like to pee on each otha for fun. kevin an george or as i like to call them kevin james from king of queens an george costanza from seinfeld an i like to call dem dat cuz there just about as big a threat as kevin james from king of queens an geroge costanza from seinfeld witch is to say there not threats at all
an den theres biship and priest an i already beat bishop or as i like to call him bitch up once an i beat him easy so theres no way i cant beat priest who i guest is bitch ups clone or duplicate or somethin
an den thers warbid buzzsaw witch i think is a rejected gi joe figure or something i aint got time for them.
so like i said one way or tha udder all of dedse teams betta look out cuz max masked mite not half a partner but if he doesnt half a partner hes still gonna fite his hardest an try to be a spoiler in dis match an o by tha one one more thing al borland
al borland: wuts dat
max masked: who gonna holla at ya booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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