Post by Action Reel on Aug 23, 2021 17:41:27 GMT -5
Nolan Steele: Our next match features the King of Backyard Deathmatches, It's RBD! Robby Bigg Dick!
Jason Cade: He's one of a kind, and truly a disgusting gross piece of garbage but he's violent!
No music but through the small curtain RBD comes out carrying a rusty old red wagon full of weapons and he pulls it down the small ramp to the ring. He picks up the rusty red wagon and puts it in the corner. He gets into the ring and the 1,000 fans are all going crazy and cheering for him. RBD poses on the middle turnbuckles and pounds his chest and roars to the crowd.
Jason Cade: God, he's charasmatic as any other superstar!!
Tommy Stark is already in the ring dressed in all football pads and shit. Protective gear!
DING DING DING
RBD kicks Stark in the chest knocking him into the corner and takes off his football helmet and bashes him in the stomach with it! He bashes him over the head with it! RBD goes back and grabs a cookie sheet from the wagon and smashes it over the head of Stark!
Nolan Steele: OH WOW! THATS ONE BAKED GOODIE SHOT RIGHT THERE ON STARKS HEAD!
Stark gets up but RDB rips the protective gear off and slams it on him a few times before putting Stark over his knee and spanking him! He german suplexes Stark into the turnbuckles!
Jason Cade: OH Damn! That was DOPE!
RBD throws Stark into the corner and then just smashes the entire wagon into him knocking him down!!
Jason Cade: WOW!! Stark is OUT!
RBD takes the plunger and smashes it over the back of Stark putting Stark onto his back after selling it and plunging his face!!
Jason Cade: Oh thats SHITTY!
Nolan Steele: Not a good smell, I bet!
RBD shoves Stark back into the corner and then hits a turnbuckle spear! Stark bends in half and sits in the corner as RBD grabs the red wagon and pulls it to the middle of the ring.
Jason Cade: Oh no, what is he doing? Whats this gorilla THINKING?!
RBD picks up Stark and flips him up and HITS A DOMINATOR ONTO THE RED WAGON!! Stark kicks his feet in tremendous pain and is flopping around on the canvas!! The red wagon is busted and broken!
Nolan Steele: OH GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY WHAT THE HELL!!
Jason Cade: THAT'LL TAKE YA BACK TO SCHOOL WITH THAT SHOT!
RBD covers Stark!
One!
Two!
Three!
DING DING DING
Jason Cade: This one is over! Stark isn't a wrestler and that was proven here tonight!
Nolan Steele: THe king of Backyard deathmatches wins again!
RBD stands up and headbangs to his music and the fans as he gets out a cheese grader and holds up Starks head but decides not to as officials come down and RBD gets out of the ring and throws the grader into the crowd!
Nolan Steele: Wow, we'll be right back folks!
We take an ad for Clash and CruiserClash!
Jason Cade: He's one of a kind, and truly a disgusting gross piece of garbage but he's violent!
No music but through the small curtain RBD comes out carrying a rusty old red wagon full of weapons and he pulls it down the small ramp to the ring. He picks up the rusty red wagon and puts it in the corner. He gets into the ring and the 1,000 fans are all going crazy and cheering for him. RBD poses on the middle turnbuckles and pounds his chest and roars to the crowd.
Jason Cade: God, he's charasmatic as any other superstar!!
Tommy Stark is already in the ring dressed in all football pads and shit. Protective gear!
DING DING DING
RBD kicks Stark in the chest knocking him into the corner and takes off his football helmet and bashes him in the stomach with it! He bashes him over the head with it! RBD goes back and grabs a cookie sheet from the wagon and smashes it over the head of Stark!
Nolan Steele: OH WOW! THATS ONE BAKED GOODIE SHOT RIGHT THERE ON STARKS HEAD!
Stark gets up but RDB rips the protective gear off and slams it on him a few times before putting Stark over his knee and spanking him! He german suplexes Stark into the turnbuckles!
Jason Cade: OH Damn! That was DOPE!
RBD throws Stark into the corner and then just smashes the entire wagon into him knocking him down!!
Jason Cade: WOW!! Stark is OUT!
RBD takes the plunger and smashes it over the back of Stark putting Stark onto his back after selling it and plunging his face!!
Jason Cade: Oh thats SHITTY!
Nolan Steele: Not a good smell, I bet!
RBD shoves Stark back into the corner and then hits a turnbuckle spear! Stark bends in half and sits in the corner as RBD grabs the red wagon and pulls it to the middle of the ring.
Jason Cade: Oh no, what is he doing? Whats this gorilla THINKING?!
RBD picks up Stark and flips him up and HITS A DOMINATOR ONTO THE RED WAGON!! Stark kicks his feet in tremendous pain and is flopping around on the canvas!! The red wagon is busted and broken!
Nolan Steele: OH GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY WHAT THE HELL!!
Jason Cade: THAT'LL TAKE YA BACK TO SCHOOL WITH THAT SHOT!
RBD covers Stark!
One!
Two!
Three!
DING DING DING
Jason Cade: This one is over! Stark isn't a wrestler and that was proven here tonight!
Nolan Steele: THe king of Backyard deathmatches wins again!
RBD stands up and headbangs to his music and the fans as he gets out a cheese grader and holds up Starks head but decides not to as officials come down and RBD gets out of the ring and throws the grader into the crowd!
Nolan Steele: Wow, we'll be right back folks!
We take an ad for Clash and CruiserClash!