Post by Action Reel on Aug 16, 2021 23:32:48 GMT -5
Pyro blasts inside the arena! We’re live on CBS!
Jimmy Garcia: Welcome everybody to CruiserClash and we’re LIVE on CBS like we are almost every Monday!
Katta Pult: And tonight we have a huge show! The Tag Team Champions defend their belts against #1 Contenders Addy A and Terra Walker!
Jimmy Garcia: We also get to see Karlie Nash return to singles action against Vebbins in a #1 contenders match for the X Title!
Katta Pult: The All Access CBS Championship is a delight isn’t it!
Jimmy Garcia: That it is, and I believe we’re ready for our first match up already!
Badass Bob vs. DeSean Daniels
Katta Pult: Badass Bob is looking for a good showing after last weeks shit show of a Main Event. In a match where Voorhees slams the CW Championship into the head of Addy A.
Jimmy Garcia: That was an intense match but now it’s Badass Bob going one on one with the new guy DeSean Daniels. We don’t know much about this guy but we’re sure he’s looking to put on a show.
Ethan Miller: Already in the ring from Los Angeles, California, standing six feet and weighting in at one hundred and seventy nine punds, DESEAN DANIELS!
Motorhead and Gene Chandler.. a combination no one ever wanted hits as Bad Ass Bob rushes through the curtain doing whatever he wants to do. He might be drinking a beer. He might be smoking some grass. He could be eating a slice a pizza or looking at a nudie magazine Bob don't give a fuck. The crowd boos but Bob ignores them. He don't give a fuck. Bob climbs to the top rope facing the fans.. then makes gestures as if he's peeing on all of them. Then does the same to the ref. Is that smart? Bob don't give a fuck he's a bad ass.
Ethan Miller: His opponent from where ever the hell he wants or Midtown Michigan, whichever, standing tall enough to kick your ass or five feet nine, and weighing whatever he wants at one hundred and ninety seven pounds, BADASS BOB!!
Katta Pult: Badass Bob getting himself that special introduction there.
Jimmy Garcia: This guy is unique… or dumb as hell… whichever.
DING DING DING
Badass Bob takes no time in charging Daniels and grabbing a headlock immediately. Within moments he releases the hold as DeSean stumbles backwards holding his eye. The referee looks at him closely as he points out Bob’s errant thumb.
Katta Pult: Bob’s out here trying to blind his opponent at the beginning of the match. What is it about CruiserClash and members of the roster trying to blind their opponents?
Bob denies having poked his opponent in the eye as he argues his point. Daniels is admit as he points at his eye and then at Bob. Badass responds with a drop kick sending his opponent into the turnbuckles. He follows this up with a knee to the stomach and then another headlock where he again places a well hidden thumb into the opposite eye of DeSean Daniels.
Jimmy Garcia: This referee is blind if he didn’t see that one. Someone fire this guy! I heard there’s a great referee from Omega Championship Wrestling looking for a job.
Katta Pult: You’re not suggesting Dewey Smarts are you?
Badass Bob hooks both of Daniels arms behind his back before lifting and dropping him with a suplex onto the back of his neck. Bob comes up on his feet with his foot on Daniels chest with a lazy pin attempt. The referee slides into place.
1…
DeSean Daniels pushes Bob’s foot away knocking him off balance. Bob turns back towards his fallen opponent and begins to slam his foot into his face. However, prepared for this Daniels grabs his foot and turns, twisting, and locking in an angle lock. He holds onto the hold as he begins to stand. Badass Bob is hobbling, failing his arms, his mouth a gap in pain and surprise.
Katta Pult: Bob went to the arrogance well once to many times. Now he’s paying the price curiosity of the new guy.
The crowd begins getting behind Daniels and are calling for him to break Bob’s ankle.
Jimmy Garcia: Looks like we have a fan favorite here tonight Katta.
Bob drops and rolls forcing Daniels to fall and flip face first over Bob and he rolls under him. Bob comes up to his feet but DeSean meets him having rolled through as well.
Daniels shoves Bob who in turn shoves him back. Daniels again shoves Bob in the chest. Badass attempts to push Daniels again but this time is met with a thumb to the eye by the crowd favorite.
Jimmy Garcia: DeSean Daniels giving Bob a measure of his own back to him.
The referee seeing this warns Daniels of the pending disqualification that he risks for breaking the rules. Bob is screaming and begging for the disqualification but the referee motions that he knows Bob had used the illegal maneuver earlier even though he didn’t see it.
Katta Pult: Maybe Biggs shouldn’t fire this guy. He’s letting it go in the name of fairness.
Enzugiri by Daniels which is followed by a knee lift and then his signature California Dream.
Jimmy Garcia: Oh, hell, that’s a combination. Badass Bob is down on the canvas. This might be over folks.
Daniels covers Bob for the pin attempt.
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2…
Kickout!
Katta Pult: I’m not sure how Bob kicked out of that. Daniels didn’t follow that with his Planetfall and it might come back to haunt him.
The Black Dragon gets to is feet and drops an elbow on his fallen opponent. It’s with confidence that he climbs to the top rope and attempts a shooting star press but Bob rolls out of the way. Daniels hits the canvas hard shaking the entire ring and the crowd reacts with disappointment that he missed.
Jimmy Garcia: Bob needs to try and capitalize on this moment.
Bob stands to his feet and wait for Daniels to make his way back onto his feet. Once Daniels begins to getting onto his feet Bob greets him and whips him into the ropes.
The Wing and a Prayer Redux!!
DeSean Daniels crumbles to the canvas as Bob covers him for the pin.
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Katta Pult: Bob pins The Black Dragon. It was looking iffy there for a bit but he made the come back.
Ethan Miller: Your’re winner of the match BADASS BOB!!!
Jimmy Garcia: This could have easily went the other way Katta. It was a great showing by Daniels but he just came up short here tonight. I think this kid has a bright future ahead of him.
Badass Bob slides out of the ring and mocks a few of the ringside fans before beginning his walk towards the backstage area.
DeSean Daniels gets to his feet and though defeated the crowd begins giving him ideas of the impression that he made. It starts with a few in the front row but continues to grow.
We like you Daniels!
We like you Daniels!
We like you Daniels!
Katta Pult: You’ve got to love seeing the crowd getting behind this guy.
Jimmy Garcia: This could have easily went the other way Katta. It was a great showing by Bob but he just came up short here tonight. I think this kid has a bright future ahead of him.
Badass Bob slides out of the ring and mocks a few of the ringside fans before beginning his walk towards the backstage area. His confidence undeterred and it shows in his steps as the reaches the entrance. Before walking back he turns and faces the ring. He raises his hand up with a thumbs up sign before turning it back towards his throat dragging it across as if cutting his neck.
DeSean Daniels see’s this and simply shakes his head back and forth in a no motion and then raises his arm in victory.
Katta Pult: You’ve got to love seeing the crowd getting behind this guy.
Jimmy Garcia: Badass Bob didn’t take to kindly to his defeat and I think he might have it in for this kid at some point.