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Post by Action Reel on Aug 9, 2021 19:22:38 GMT -5
Biggs Cold Open!
We see JJ Biggs standing in the hallway getting off the phone. Ned the Intern is pretty excited as Biggs fist pumps.
JJ Biggs: Yes, thank you Torture, Thank you. We won't let you down.
Biggs hangs up the phone.
Ned The Intern: We can do it!?
JJ Biggs: Yes, he said YES!
They both fist bump as the camera comes in closer.
JJ Biggs: Glad you're here, listen.. we just got off the phone with Torture.. and he assured us that I can add a CruiserClash superstar to the All-In match at Uprising in just a few weeks!
The crowd inside the arena cheers.
JJ Biggs: Damn, this feels good! Lets start the show!
Biggs walks away as we cut into the pyro and opening of CruiserClash.
Before announcers can even welcome anyone we go right into action.
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 9, 2021 19:23:35 GMT -5
Kitsumi vs. Alex Scott
Ethan Miller: The following contest is a singles match!"Fight Like the Devil" begins, and there is a brief murmuring of fans. As the song picks up, Alex Scott parts the curtain, a look of focus and minor indifference on his face. He shows very little emotion, walking to the ring in his hooded sweatshirt, tights and boots. He hits the ring, uses the ropes the stretch, and then sits on the top turnbuckle, mentally preparing himself to wrestle. Ethan Miller: Introducing first, from Anaheim, California… he weighs 200 pounds… this is THE ANSWER… ALEX SCOTT!Jimmy Garcia: Alex Scott wants to be the face of CruiserClash! Putting down the mysterious Kitsumi, who is making her in-ring debut, if I’m not mistaken! - it would be a huge victory for The Answer!Katta Pult: Not a lot is known about Kitsumi - we’ve been treated to a few vignettes these past few months, and a few episodes of “A Kitsumi Life” over on the AW Network - but other than that, nothing!Jimmy Garcia: That’s what the ring is for, Katta! And here she comes!The spotlights in the arena turn to the stage, mixing forms of violet with streams of blue and gold. "You Belong With Me (Taylor's Version)" by Taylor Swift starts to play on the speakers and Kitsumi enters onto the stage. She finishes tying her ribbon in place a moment before letting a smile release to the crowd. She waves at them as she walks with pose and respect down the ramp. The fans seem uneasy and as Kitsumi attempts to say hi to them, they back away and begin to cry. Kitsumi seemingly ignores this and continues her trek, all with a smile on her face. Ethan Miller: Making her way to the ring, from Tokyo Japan, weighing in at 141 lbs., she is...KITSUMI!Once she reaches ringside, Kitsumi skips up the steel steps. She wipes her feet on the apron and steps between the middle and bottom ropes. She makes her way to the hard camera side where she steps onto the middle rope. She looks to the camera and shows a "heart" symbol with her hands. She mouths "I love you" before stepping down and preparing for her match. Jimmy Garcia: There’s something… off… about her.Katta Pult: What do you mean? I think she’s lovely!Alex Scott and Kitsumi step out of their respective corners and circle around each other before tying up in the middle of the ring. They struggle for position before breaking off, before re-entering the tie up. Scott slides to the side and gets Kitsumi into a side headlock, only to have Kitsumi push him against the ropes and free herself by whipping him across the ring. Scott rebounds off the opposite ropes and slides underneath Kitsumi, and pops back up to his feet, grabbing her by the head and bringing her down to the mat with a headlock takeover. Kitsumi quickly reaches back and gets free, bringing Scott into a headscissors hold. Scott kips up out of the hold, and moves back to Kitsumi, who brings him down with a headlock takeover of her own, only to have Scott get her into a headscissors hold. Kitsumi rolls over to her stomach and pushes her way free, and both wrestlers get back to their feet and begin circling each other once more. Katta Pult: Very high paced action to start things off!Jimmy Garcia: It’s weird, it seems like Kitsumi knows everything Alex Scott is about to do.They enter into the tie up again, and Scott moves around to the back of Kitsumi. Kitsumi elbows her way free, and moves around the back of Scott. Scott spins around and hits Kitsumi with a forearm strike to the face, driving her back several steps. Scott kicks her back into the ropes and whips her across the ring and into the opposite ropes. Kitsumi rebounds back at high speed and nails Scott in the face with a flying forearm. Kitsumi gets down to make a quick cover, 1… 2… But Scott kicks out. They each get back to their feet again and stare each other down. Scott hits her with a knife edge chop across the chest, and Kitsumi comes back with a european uppercut. Scott replies with a second chop, and Kitsumi hits him with a second uppercut. Jimmy Garcia: It’s so weird… Kitsumi seems like she is intentionally mirroring everything Scott does.Katta Pult: And you can see the frustration building in his eyes. Kitsumi is trying to get in his head!Jimmy Garcia: But will the Answer… HAVE AN ANSWER??Katta Pult: Good joke, Jimmy!Scott then kicks her in the knee before kicking her in the back of the leg, knocking her down to the mat. Scott lifts her back to her feet and forearms her in the back, before whipping her into the ropes, only to have Kitsumi reverse it and send Scott into the ropes. Scott rebounds back and rolls over the back of Kitsumi. He pushes Kitsumi into the ropes, and leapfrogs her on the rebound. Kitsumi comes back and Scott drops down, causing Kitsumi to run over the top of him. Kitsumi comes off the ropes and runs right into a Japanese arm drag from Alex Scott! Jimmy Garcia: Uh oh… Kitsumi seems to be getting angrier and angrier!Katta Pult: Alright, now I’m starting to understand why you think she’s a bit of an oddball~~Scott stares at Kitsumi, who climbs to her feet with the carefree smile she’s been fighting with now evaporated from her lips. She eats a backhand chop from Scott, but it doesn’t seem to phase her. And then another! Still, no reaction. Scott then lunges forward and takes her down with a big lariat, motioning by wiping his hands off over her body. Jimmy Garcia: What a jerk this kid can be sometimes.Katta Pult: I have a feeling the tide is turning~~Scott takes Kitsumi’s leg and kicks at it repeatedly before lifting her back up to her feet and setting her up for a dragon screw, only to have Kitsumi hit him with an enziguri! Scott rolls to the outside and Kitsumi rushes forward, knocking him back into the barricade with a baseball slide kick. As Scott pulls himself off the barricade, Kitsumi slingshots herself over the top rope and lands on him with a flying crossbody, sending them both crashing to the floor. Kitsumi slowly gets back to her feet and rolls Scott back into the ring. She moves him into the corner and whips him, only to have him reverse it and send her into the ropes. He hits her with a forearm strike, knocking her into the corner. Scott rushes her, only for her to toss him over the top of her, and send him landing on his feet on the apron. Scott hits a kick to Kitsumi’s head, knocking her back several steps, before springboarding off the top rope and hits Kitsumi with a flying forearm! Katta Pult: Both of these competitors want this so badly, and they are laying it all on the line tonight.Jimmy Garcia: CruiserClash is always looking for a new face to step up and take the lead, and this is anyone’s game!Scott gets Kitsumi back to her feet and lays in a couple forearm smashes. He goes for an Irish whip, only to have it reversed. Kitsumi pulls him back and hits him with a slap. Scott lunges forward but Kitsumi drops him with a sidewalk backbreaker. Kitsumi grabs his legs again and flips over, pinning him with a bridge! 1… 2… 3-- NO! Scott bridges up and we’re square again! Kitsumi flies into the air for a spinkick but Scott catches her, powerbombs her down with one arm and pins her!! HE PUTS HIS FEET ON THE ROPE!! ONE!! TWO!! THREE!! DING DING DING Kitsumi kicks out but its too late and Alex Scott laughs his way to the fuckin’ bank. He’s already rolled out of hte ring and hes trying to high five some fans in the front row but he can’t cause no one wants to. He dismisses them anyway and just laughs to himself. He gets up the ramp and is laughing still as Kitsumi is frustrated. Scott keeps pointing at her and pointing to his own head. We fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 9, 2021 19:24:08 GMT -5
A Segment!
As we cut back from commercial, we’re welcomed by the hardest working reporter in show business, Ms. Jade Riley! Jade Riley: Ladies and Gentlemen, I am joined at this time by Cruiserclash’s new and record-breaking tag team champions, the Two Gents!!The camera pans over to reveal a very strange sight, as one half of the champions, the venerable Teo Blaze, is in fact standing there, belt around his shoulder, but he has a blindfold over his face. Jade Riley: Um, Teo, can you hear me?Teo Blaze: Sure thing, Jade! This blindfold may restrict my vision dramatically, but I assure you it is a necessary thing! After all, how else will my tag team partner here be able to throw a surprise party in celebration of our title win?A confused Jade looks to where Teo is gesturing, and Andre Jenson is conspicuously absent. Jade Riley: Um, Teo, there’s nobody there-Teo Blaze: What? That’s crazy, we came up here from the rental car, he must be hiding behind this box.Teo haphazardly stumbles into a lighting rig, sending it loudly crashing over. Suddenly- Andre Jenson: Hello there Jade!Jade Riley turns around to see a similarly blindfolded Andre Jenson, who like his tag team partner, is equally devoid of sight. Jade Riley: Andre! You’re...also blindfolded?Andre Jenson: Not sure what you mean by also, but yes! How else is my tag team partner Teo going to be able to throw me a surprise party to celebrate our title win?Jade Riley: Whoa, Deja vu.Andre Jenson: We’ve got so much work to do! We’re talking with our food scientists on how to upgrade the Gentburger to four slices of cheese in celebration of our fourth title win, in a way that doesn’t violate existing FDA regulations, and of course Teo is going to organize a big celebration.Jade Riley: I mean, that does sound fun! Can I come?Andre Jenson: I’ll ask Teo to give you an invite. It’s private you know, invite only!Jade Riley: Right, don’t want any Gate Crashers.Andre Jenson: Wait! Hold that phone! The Gatecrashers! How could I have been so blind!Jade Riley: Cause of the blindfol-Andre Jenson: Metaphorically blind! Gatecrashers are going to appear and ruin Teo’s party! I have to warn him!Jade Riley: Andre wait, he’s right over-Jenson barrels down the opposite hallway, knocking over a series of random backstage objects as he searches blindly for Teo. Moments later, Teo, still wearing his blindfold, appears with one of the stagehands. Teo Blaze: Found him! Tell her about the plan, Andre.Stagehand: Jade, please help me.Jade Riley: Play it cool Craig, this is the normal one. Uh, Teo, why don’t you take off that blindfold? I think Jenson might be looking for you in the lobby.Teo Blaze: In the lobby? Of course! He must be signing autographs! Teo away!Teo shoves Stagehand Craig into Jade’s arms as he goes running in the opposite direction. Jade looks at Craig and drops him like a sack of potatoes. Jade Riley: Back to you, Jimmy.
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 9, 2021 19:40:15 GMT -5
Damian Kaine vs. Roddy Zalez(c)
Ethan Miller: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the X-Championship.The lights go out in the arena as the crowd comes to a hush. Blue spotlights circle around the crowd as Starset’s “Carnivore” plays through the loudspeakers. The spotlights focus on the stage as Damian Kaine. Ethan Miller: Introducing first the challenger hailing from Statesboro, Georgia! Weighing in at 182 pounds, he is Damian Kaine!Damian stops at the head of the ramp. He looks out to the crowd, proud. Then, as the lyrics begin, he begins hopping down the ramp, slapping hands with the fans. He stops at the bottom of the ramp and eyes his opponent. He smiles and slides in under the bottom rope, jumping to his feet and getting on the top rope. The lights in the arena turn dark to allow "Happy Endings" by Mike Shinoda ft. iann dior and UPSAHL to play on the PA. A single spotlight shines on the stage to showcase Roddy Zalez with his arms spread. His vest is open to showcase how physiqued he is and the smirk on his face does little to ingratiate himself with the fans. Their reaction is a pretty heavy set of boos. As he walks down the aisle, he ignores the people attempting to touch him. Hell, he ignores anybody in his presence entirely, opting instead to tilt his nose and continue his smirk. As he reaches ringside, he hops onto the apron before jumping over the top rope. He finds a nearby turnbuckle and spreads his arms again, showcasing his toned body much to the jeers of the crowd. He nods and smirks, chuckling to himself for a few moments. He hops down and tosses his vest to the floor. He then stands in the ring as his music fades away. Ethan Miller: Ladies and gentlemen. Introducing, much to your viewing pleasure. Hailing from The Palace of Paradise in St. Petersburg, Florida. Weighing tonight at a stunning 197 pounds. He is the reigning and defending X-Champion, THE...Young Dynasty. Roddy...ZALEZ!Roddy spreads his arms as the crowd starts to hail him with boos. Jimmy Garcia: And here we go with this X-Championship match, last week, Roddy upended Azurine for the title, and tonight he takes on a veteran of the sport, the very decorated Damian Kaine.Katta Pult: That’s right Jimmy, the young upstart versus the grizzled veteran, this should be a good one Jimmy.Referee Slim Rogers raises the X-championship in the air then hands it to the outside official, then calls for the bell. Roddy walks up and gets in Damian’s face and talks trash, it doesn’t faze the veteran, as he tells Roddy to shut up and just bring it. Roddy smirks and turns his back then turns around quickly and throws a punch the veteran Kaine blocks it. Kaine grabs and headlock and backs Roddy into the ropes and whips him off the ropes, and drops down Roddy runs over kaine and hits the ropes, Kaine catches him with a deep arm drag and grapevines the arm and wrenches, Roddy turns and gets his foot on the rope, referee Slim calls for the break, Kaine breaks. Roddy steps through the ropes and orders the ref to keep Damian back, Roddy steps back through the ropes, and they lock up Roddy stomps on the foot of Kaine, the eye rakes him. The smirks as the crowd boos. Roddy unleashes a series of knife edge chops forcing Kanie into the corner, Roddy smirks then nails a hard flap palm strike to the chest of Damian then echoes in the arena. Jimmy Garcia: I think they heard the chop in Tacoma.Katta Pult: Lame.Roddy winds up for another chop Damian bucks and unloads with chops of his own, the ref counts and Damian breaks again, Roddy rushes out of the corner, Damian catches him with a backdrop, then locked in the single leg crap. Roddy yells he is not going to submit, Damian wrenches hard, as Roddy struggles to get to the ropes, Roody finally makes it to the ropes, and again forces the break. Roddy slides out and begins to call for a timeout. Jimmy Garcia: No timeouts in wrestling.Katta Pult: Unfortunately.Referee Slim begins his count, as Roddy paces on the outside of the ring, Damian slides out and chases Roddy around the ring Roddy slides into the ring, and Damian quickly follows. Roddy jumps to his feet and talks trash to the crowd then backs up and into Damian, Roddy turns around then backs up slightly, then throws another punch that Damian ducks,then quickly hooks Roddy by the head and drives him to the mat with a bulldog, he rolls Roddy over and covers. One. Kickout. Damian scoops Roddy and slams him to the mat. Roddy holds his back Damian lifts Roddy and drops him with a standing dropkick and covers. One Two Kickout. Roddy is up and stares down Damian, telling the veteran to bring it, Damian begins to light up Roddy chest with a series of chops, Roddy returns the favor to Damian, then kicks Damian in the gut and drops him with quick DDT then drops several quick knee drops to the back of Damian, followed by several elbow drops and covers. One Two Kickout Roddy kicks a rising damian with a Thesz press then and reigns down with punches and forearms, Ref Slim calls for a break Roddy surprisingly breaks then unloads with more forearm shots then covers. One Two Kickout Jimmy Garcia: The x-champion has gained control of the challenger.Roddy connects with a standing moonsault, then climbs the ropes and crashes unto Damian with a top rope moonsault and covers. One Two Damian gets his shoulder up at the last minute. Roddy connects with a springboard senton and a standing shooting star press, Roddy quickly scales the ropes and delivers the From Me To You, then locks in the Crumbling Walls, Damian struggles to fight the submission but is forced to submit. Ding ding. Ethan Miller: Here is your winner and still x-champion The Young Dynasty, Roddy Zalez.Jimmy Garcia: Roddy with the successful title defense against the veteran Kaine.Katta Pult: Exactly.Kaine rolls out of the ring as Roddy celebrates and gloats, the camera does a quick shot of Damian making his way up the ramp. Slim hands Roddy the X-championship,he climbs the ropes and talks trash to the fans, he cockingly steps down from the ropes and turns. BOOM!! Jimmy Garcia: What the hell.Roddy is drilled with a vicious clothesline, Roddy flips in the air and falls to the mat, the Seattle crowd react. Jimmy Garcia: It’s Karlie!Roddy struggles to his knees Karlie charges and connects with Two Minutes For Kneeing, she smirks and looks down at the fallen X-champion, she picks up the X-champions belt and takes a hard look at then drops it on Roddy and exits the ring. Jimmy Garcia: Karlie’s back, and it looks like she has the X-Championship in her sights.We fade out as Karlie walks up the ramp pissed off and looking for a MILF to kiss.
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 9, 2021 19:41:07 GMT -5
Man Oh Man
Jimmy Garcia: Don’t you just love CruiserClash Katta? The things that we get to see firsthand on a weekly basis.Katta Pult: Jimmy you can’t help but be a fan of the business with the jobs we’ve been given. Action Wrestling truly is the best to do it in the business in 2021.Insidious by Any Given Sin begins to play throughout the Climate Pledge Arena as the groans of the crowd begin to sound along with the music. The camera reveals a tight shot of the entrance way but as usual the camera cuts away to Dark Dynasty coming through the audience. Jimmy Garcia: What are these guys doing out here? Their not scheduled for an in ring promo tonight and Lochlyn’s match isn’t until later tonight.Katta Pult: I don’t know but he’s already got a microphone.Lochlyn Cade hops the guard rail surrounding the ring as he begins tapping the top of the microphone. He turns and watches as Eli Hix jumps over and nearly falters before catching his balance. Lochlyn Cade: Oh, ladies and gentlemen my partner tripped over the ugly in the front row.The Promethean points towards a girl sitting ringside who is completely pissed by the brash wrestler’s comment. Lochlyn Cade: Calm down. Calm down.Lochlyn walks up the steel steps as Eli Hix rolls under the bottom rope. Lochlyn Cade: Somebody buy the ugly girl another hot dog. Where’s Willy Dinkas when you need him?Katta Pult: Lochlyn Cade is a disgusting human.Jimmy Garcia: I’m guessing there’s no hope of J.J. Biggs coming out here and ending this.Lochlyn Cade points towards the announce team as he again begins to speak. Lochlyn Cade: Katta, is this your sister over here? She looks like someone from your family.Jimmy Garcia: Don’t get riled Katta. That’s what he wants.The audience continues to grow more and more annoyed with the presence of Dark Dynasty. The woman who has been the verbal punching bag for Cade’s jabs appears to be embarrassed. Her boyfriend jumps the rail and heads towards the ring but is kicked in the face by Eli Hix stopping his advance. Lochlyn Cade: Foot meet mouth! Nice shot Eli!Security rushes ringside and grab the man before he can attempt a second entrance into the ring. Eli Hix and Lochlyn Cade are pointing and laughing at the man and then again towards his girlfriend who’s honor he attempted to defend. Katta Pult: This is disgusting. Can somebody get these two out of the ring already?Lochlyn Cade: If you people can shut up I’ll tell everyone why we’re out here.The audience only increases their boos and a small chant begins to break out. Shut the Fuck Up!Shut the Fuck Up!Cade begins raising his arms up and down encouraging the chant to grow. Shut the Fuck Up!Shut the Fuck Up!Shut the Fuck Up!Shut the Fuck Up!Lochlyn Cade: You people are as pathetic as Karlie Nash… You really think I care what you have to say? You think any of your opinions matter to the Dark Dynasty? We don’t even listen to J.J. Biggs and he signs our checks!Shut the Fuck Up!Jimmy Garcia: These fans are telling Dark Dynasty what they really think about them.Lochlyn Cade: I… … …Shut the Fuck Up!Shut the Fuck Up!Lochlyn continues trying to talk into the microphone but it appears to not be working properly. Shut the Fuck Up!Jimmy Garcia: Folks, it appears that J.J. Biggs has told the production guys to cut the microphone.Katta Pult: It’s about time.Shut the Fuck Up!Shut the Fuck Up!Lochlyn Cade throws the microphone towards the entrance ramp and comes up standing on the bottom rope yelling towards the back. Lochlyn Cade: Screw you J.J. Biggs.Jimmy Garcia: We’ll be right back folks.
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 9, 2021 19:42:16 GMT -5
Azurine Vebbins vs. Cheyenne Walker
The lights inside the arena dim slightly. Then, the sounds of Saweetie’s “Fast (Motion)” begins to fill the arena. With the sounds of the hip-hop banger, the crowd instantly begins to cheer as the camera pans towards the entrance way. Emerging from behind the curtain, the “Killa Bae” Cheyenne Walker runs onto the stage. With the fans' cheers raining down on the arena, a large smile comes over her face. Throwing her hands into the air, she acknowledges the fans with head nods and mouthing phrases such as “I love you too”, and “thanks so much!” at the fans. As she begins to walk down the ramp, her father, “wrestling’s only underrated living manager”, “The Louisiana Ramblin’ Man” Cornelius Walker comes from behind the curtain. Shaking his head, he begins to walk behind his daughter. Walking down the ramp, Cheyenne runs from side to side hi-fiving fans, and hugging the children in attendance. Ethan Miller: “Making her way to the ring, being accompanied by her father ‘The most underrated manager in professional wrestling history’, the Louisiana Ramblin’ Man, Cornelius James Walker. From New Orleans, Louisiana, she is the ‘Killa Bae’ Cheyenne Walker!”Making her way to ringside, Cheyenne runs up to the ring, landing her knees onto the apron. Looking back at the crowd, she once again throws her hands into the air before grabbing the middle rope. Bending back, she flips her hair back before standing up on the apron. Taking hold of the top rope, she jumps up, and lands in the ring. Cornelius stays at ringside as his daughter runs over to the nearest turnbuckle. Putting her hands on the top turnbuckle, she jumps up landing her feet on the middle turnbuckle. Looking out into the crowd, she throws her arms up one more time as the crowd pops once again. Loving the adulation she received, Chey jumps down from the turnbuckle and waits for the match to begin. Jimmy Garcia: Cheyenne Walker was impressive in her debut match last week.Katta Pult: Not as impressive as I.Jimmy Garcia: That’s matter of opinion.As "Radio Gaga" by Queen prominently plays throughout the arena, "The Adorkable Angel" Azurine Vebbins pirouettes onto the entrance ramp. A solitary spotlight provides an ethereal glow as she begins to descend down the ramp like an automaton practicing aerobics. She performs various other dance steps while making her way to the eastern ring apron. Along the way, she waves, high-fives and hugs certain chanters she comes into contact with. When a chanter puckers up for a kiss, she points to her halo (neck collar). Upon entering the eastern ring apron, she glides between the bottom and middle ropes before awaiting referee instruction and her next opponent. Katta Pult: Vebbins has to be pissed losing the X championship so quickly.Jimmy Garcia: I doubt DA Adorkable Angel gets pissed.Azurine starts the match off with a running DDT and then a jumping clothesline as Chey gets to her feet. Chey gets up again in the corner and eats an elbow smash. Azurine grabs him before she can fall and executes a bulldog and quickly rolls Chey up for the pin attempt. ONEE!! T---NOOO! Chey kicks out. Azurine picks Chey up and whips him across the ring. Chey reverses the whip and catches Azurine in a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. She drops a knee across the throat of Azurine and she’s coughing like crazy. Chey executes an axe kick as Azurine tries to get up and she goes for the pin. ONE!! TW--NOOO! Azurine kicks out now. Chey charges at Azurine, going for a running back elbow, but Azurine leaps up and hits a tilt-a-whirl headscissors takedown. Azurine quickly grabs Chey’s legs and locks in a boston crab, but Chey eventually pulls the pair over to the ropes, forcing her to let go. Azurine quickly hops up on the top turnbuckle and leaps off and catches Chey in a frankensteiner and holds her legs for the pin! ONEE!! TWOOO! THRE---NOOOO! Chey gets the shoulder up! Azurine doesn’t let up and pulls Chey to her feet and executes a crucifix DDT!! Jimmy Garcia: She hits the DDT!!!Katta Pult: This could be it for Chey!!ONEEE!! TWOOO!!! THREEE---NOOOO!! Chey just manages to get the shoulder up! Azurine goes to grab Chey, but she catches her in the midsection and executes a brainbuster. As she gets to her feet, he floors her with a running back elbow and scoops her up for a powerslam. Chey waits for Azurine to get up again and lays her out with a step up enziguri eliciting an “OOHHHH” from the crowd at the sound of the impact. Chey takes Azurine down a german suplex into a bridging pin. ONE! TWO!! THR-NOO!!! Azurine rolls her shoulder of the mat. Jimmy Garcia: That looked it!Katta Pult: It was close. I will grant that.Azurine rolls under the bottom rope to catch her breath, Chey sizes her up and looks like she is ready to fly. Jimmy Garcia: This could be really bad for Cheyenne Walker.Katta Pult: Or it could be really good.Walker flies off the ropes but Vebbins catches her and slams her down!! She hooks the legs!! ONE!! TWO!! THREE!! DING DING DING Jimmy Garcia: Vebbins wins!Katta Pult: Wow, what a win for Vebbins!Jimmy Garcia: Cheyenne Walker is SO damn good but a quick last second mistake cost her! She has a bright future in AW though!Katta Pult: Yeah she does!We fade to commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 9, 2021 19:42:57 GMT -5
Sending A Message
The camera opens backstage where we see both members of Dark Dynasty, Eli Hix and Lochlyn Cade. Eli is holding a floral arrangement which consists of snapdragons with red and black roses. They look as though they are withered as they drop decaying petals. It’s the same scene we saw earlier in the week from Eli Hix. A plaque has been added with the name of Karlie Nash. Eli Hix: Karlie Nash we didn’t get to present our condolences earlier thanks to JJ Biggs cutting off the microphone when we were inside the ring. That’s not going to change our message though. Red, White & Bruised is dead. It’s no more. Nobody cares where you’re at Karlie. Nobody on CruiserClash even likes you. You’re weak Karlie. You’re mentally broken. You think we haven’t seen it.Hix smacks Lochlyn on the chest as he turns away from the microphone giving it the moment to Lochlyn Cade. Lochlyn Cade: Dark Dynasty is out here sending messages to the locker room. We’re out here each and every week showing we’re the best. It doesn’t matter if it’s at Tokyo Fite or CruiserClash 50. We’re the two guys that speak our minds and wrestle our own breed of professional wrestling. That only gets more violent from here on out.The two men stand peering into the camera as it begins to fade.
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 9, 2021 19:44:00 GMT -5
Nikki Vaughn Segment
Jade Riley: Please welcome my guest at this time…Nikola just walks into the frame. Nikola Vaughn: All these Seattle dummies know who I am.Jade Riley: Alright then, so last week you came up short in your match against Eli Hix.Nikola Vaughn: Eli Hix is a dirty cheater, and I demand last week’s loss be removed from my record.Jade Riley: Okay. So, tonight you face the other half of The Dark Dynasty Lochlyn Cade.Nikola Vaughn: Yes unfortunately.Nikola smirks. Nikola Vaughn: I might be wrong, but I swear I saw that Vivian person that manages Lochlyn at Karlie’s compound, that one time I was there.Jade Riley: You must be mistaken.Nikola Vaughn: I never make mistakes, except coming to loser dumps like this. Tonight Jade, all these losers have to do is sit their ugly fat butts on their chairs and keep their mouths shut and watch me outwrestle Lochlyn Cade, my game plan tonight is like me, flawless, I’m have every angle covered, tonight won’t end like last week, Jade it’s been your pleasure.Nikola struts out of the interview arena.
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 9, 2021 19:44:56 GMT -5
Nikki Vaughn vs. Locklyn Cade
Katta Pult: The fans are ready for this one Jimmy and I’ll admit that I am as well. It’s one half of the Red, White & Bruised Nikki Vaughn versus Lochlyn Cade of Dark Dynasty.Jimmy Garcia: Lochlyn Cade hasn’t made any friends tonight and his mouth is looking to cash a big check. I don’t know what Nikki Vaughn is thinking or even feeling the last few weeks. Karlie Nash being MIA has really affected her Red, White & Bruised partners.The arena lights go down as Narcissist plays in the arena, the titan tron shows a shapely silhouette, the light slowly come up on Nikki standing on the stage surrounded by mirrors, she stands admiring herself from all angles. Ethan Miller: Accompanied the ring by Tracy Dixon from Key West, Florida, she is the Image of Perfection, Nikola Vaughn.Nikki admires herself a little longer before stepping out. She slowly makes her way to the ring slowly walking up the steps, and walking along the apron, ordering the ref to wipe down and hold the ropes open the ropes, she enters the ring as a large mirror is lowered into the ring, Nikki admires the perfect image in the mirror, again admiring herself from all angles, she motions for the mirror to be lifted from the ring as she awaits her opponent. Katta Pult: She’s arrogant Jimmy but I like her style she’s making sure that everyone sees her here tonight.Jimmy Garcia: She’s definitely not just eye candy though. This girl is a tough cookie.A deep gravely voice comes over the public address system before the music begins playing. 'The Promethean has Arrived! The introductory beginning of Meet me in the Dark by Otherwise begins playing as the words Lochlyn Cade flashes upon the giant video screen in the color of blood. Each letter turns brilliant white; one after another, and as the last letter turns white the name Blood Harvester flashes on the screen between blood red and white. Vivian Rae Jade comes out from behind the entrance curtain as she stands before pointing towards Lochlyn Cade. He walks out onto the stage in his familiar white and red flak jacket and hoodie with his face concealed. His arms are spread out to his sides and he throws his head backwards revealing a dark blood colored mask. He grabs at his jacket and opens it revealing the punk rock skull insignia upon his chest. In this moment the pair begin their walk towards the ring. Once ringside he removes the jacket, hoodie, and mask handing them to his valet Vivian Rae Jade. The two exchange a kiss before he jumps onto the ring apron and leaps over the ropes. Standing center ring he physically refuses to back down from his stance maintaining his dominance of the ring. Katta Pult: I’m surprised Jimmy. Lochlyn Cade comes to the ring without his Dark Dynasty partner Eli Hix.Jimmy Garcia: You can bet that’s he’s around here someplace.Katta Pult: What the hell!!!Eli Hix slides into the ring behind Nikki Vaughn and clubs her in the back of the neck with the bouquet of flowers that he’s been carrying around since earlier in the week. Nikki Vaughn goes down as the referee turns to push Eli Hix away from one half of the Red, White & Bruised. Jimmy Garcia: Come on ref do your freakin job!Eli Hix rolls from the ring at the demand on the referee but the damage was done to give Cade the early advantage. Lochlyn is kicking her in the back of the head and neck continuing the work on her neck that his partner began. The referee without much choice calls for the bell to begin the match. Ding Ding Ding Lochlyn steps away wiping the proverbial sweat from his forehead and slinging it downwards onto Nikkie Vaughan. The smug grin smeared across his face only incites those watching from the audience that already hate the young superstar. Continuing his arrogance he walks to the ropes and looks down at the young blonde Vivian Rae Jade, he winks before turning back to his opponent. He strolls towards Nikki as if he had all the time in the world. His foot is thrust out towards Nikki more in a push than a kick. She slight falls over but when he does this again she catches his foot and then brings her other arm up and into Cade’s nether regions. He instantly falls to his knees clutching himself. Nikki now on her own knees brings her right arm as far back as possible and unleashes the hardest slap she’s ever connected. Lochlyn’s head whips violently to the side but he leans back up with a smile on his face. Nikki again rears back and slaps him across the face once more this time even more vicious than the first. Katta Pult: Nikki is showing Lochlyn Cade zero respect and he’s definitely not done anything in Action Wrestling to deserve it.Lochlyn Cade is slower this time to turn his gaze back upon Nikkie Vaughn but when he does he has a small trickle of blood at the corner of his mouth. He licks it spreading it across his lips as he again begins to laugh. Not hesitating Nikki Vaughn hops to her feet and then rears back with a kick that hits Cade in the shoulder and the point of her boot into his back. Kick! Kick! She continues the barraging as Cade is now limp sitting on his knees. Nikki yells as she brings her boot up scrapping the laces across Lochlyn’s eyes. Blinded he attempts to swing out towards her but misses and she bicycle kicks him in the chest as he attempts to get onto his feet. He falls backwards catching himself on the ropes but Nikki catches him with a clothesline sending him backwards over the top rope. Cade attempts to use his momentum to land on his feet but still falls on his rear. Instead of following him outside of the ring she stays between the safety of the ropes. Eli Hix and Vivian Rae run around the ring towards Cade who’s pushing himself to his feet before they reach him. He quickly whispers to Eli Hix and the two then look towards Nikki Vaughn. Each man walk around the ring to opposing sides and act as though they are both getting into the ring. She turns and swings towards Cade who ducks and drops to the floor. She turns and swings towards Eli who does the same and drops back to the floor. WHAM! Lochlyn Cade is able to hit her from behind when she attempted to keep Eli Hix outside of the ropes. Cade pushes his foot across the face of Nikki as she tried to get up after the vicious shot she gave her to the back of her head. Nikki, however, avoids his arrogant push and again low blows him for the second time in the match. Jimmy Garcia: Lochlyn Cade has done a lot of talking tonight. I don’t think his voice is gonna be the same after this match.Nikki hits a lariat clothesline on Lochlyn Cade as he attempts to get back to his feet. She flicks her hair to the side and notices Vivian Rae Jade on the ring apron. Nikki turns towards her and the two begins screaming at each other. The referee demands that Vivian get off the ring apron but she continues to ignore him. Behind the referees back Eli Hix hands something to Lochlyn Cade who appears to be messing with it when Nikki Vaughn turns back around. FIREBALL!!! Lochlyn Cade unleashes a fireball to the face of Nikki Vaughn. Seeing this Vivian Rae drops to the floor as the referee turns around and finds Lochlyn Cade rolling up Nikki. 1… 2… 3… Katta Pult: You’ve got to be kidding me! This guy is beginning to get ridiculous with his tactics. He doesn’t ever wrestle a fair one via one match.Jimmy Garcia: I just hope that Nikki is okay. That fireball could have blinded her.Lochlyn Cade rolls out of the ring into the waiting arms of Vivian Rae Jade as she raises his arm in victory. Eli Hix laughing greets them in the isle heading up the entrance ramp. Inside the ring Nikki Vaughn is getting help washing her eyes out with a bottle of water that someone gave her. She looks back towards the Dark Dynasty group as a clear message of anger is written across her face. Jimmy Garcia: Let’s just restart the match and let them finish this in the ring.Katta Pult: I don’t think we’re going to get that tonight Jimmy but Nikki Vaughn and Dark Dynasty will eventually meet again.Jimmy Garcia: When that happens let’s just hope Karlie Nash is at her side.
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 9, 2021 19:45:25 GMT -5
The ring is empty between matches and Flop sticks his head out from behind the curtain without fanfare. He looks down at the ring, making sure to notice that the dollar bills requested from God last week have not been deposited on the canvas. He lets out a loud audible "hmm" before disappearing from view once more.
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 9, 2021 19:46:49 GMT -5
The Heritage vs. Jim Mud & Marco Rossi
We come to the ring live on CruiserClash as The Heritage are standing in the ring. James Payne: We were just told a minute ago that our challengers didn't show up tonight.Luka Parsons: Guess they're too scared to face a team built upon respect.James Payne: We're not some project. We have honor. We have pride. We're here to win and beat your best.Luka Parsons: This is your best, CruiserClash?James Payne: We told you last week we were going to start bringing the fight to you guys and guess what? Luka Parsons: We don't lie.
James Payne: Guess you'll have to find out what happens next.Luka Parsons: Typical Americans.. Booing greatness.With that the Heritage drop the microphones and walk out winners. We fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 9, 2021 19:47:35 GMT -5
A Segment part 2
Meanwhile, somewhere in the Lobby, we fade in to find a still blindfolded Andre Jenson standing behind a ticket counter. In front of him is a large and muscular man who seems to have a complaint about his ticket. Muscular man: For the last time, I ain’t paying for a show that’s already started!Andre Jenson: Listen Teo, I’ve been over this, we can’t cut ticket prices just because we’re employees.Muscular man: I don’t work here! I got here late cause that waitress messed up my drink order! I’m going to tell you what I told that manager, I don’t pay full price unless I get complete satisfactio-As the man is speaking, a hand taps him on the shoulder. Behind him stands a blindfold-free Teo Blaze, looking very much annoyed at what he heard. Teo Blaze: Alright buddy, I know you might be a fan, and the Gents treasure their fans, but nobody talks to my partner like that!Muscular Man: What are you talking about? I’m not a fan of yours!Teo Blaze: Oh, in that case-BAM! Teo throws a Blazing Knee into the man’s face, sending him stumbling backwards like a sack of potatoes. Teo Blaze: And make sure you go back and apologize to that waitress, too!Andre Jenson: Teo, I think he’s unconscious.Teo Blaze: Fair enough. Andre! I’ve been looking all over for you! I thought we were going to have a party!Andre Jenson: Teo, we can’t! Remember? Pettis and Void, they’re Gatecrashers! It’d be like painting targets on our backs!Teo Blaze: Gods, you’re right! What am I thinking? We can’t throw a party right now! We have work to do! We have a division to rebuild! Starting next week, we are going to go out there and address this entire division, Gatecrashers and all! We’re going to have a state of the division address, and anyone who wants to listen is free to do so!Andre Jenson: Good idea! Although, there’s one more thing.Teo Blaze: What’s that?Andre Jenson: If you’re Teo, then who did I give the rental keys to?Teo slowly places a palm on his forehead as Cruiserclash cuts to commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 9, 2021 19:49:08 GMT -5
Six-Superstar Tag Main Event! Atara Themis, Badass Bob, Masuda Teijin vs. Addy A, Terra Walker, Regan Voorhees
Motorhead and Gene Chandler.. a combination no one ever wanted hits as Bad Ass Bob rushes through the curtain doing whatever he wants to do. He might be drinking a beer. He might be smoking some grass. He could be eating a slice a pizza or looking at a nudie magazine Bob don't give a fuck. The crowd boos but Bob ignores them. He don't give a fuck. Bob climbs to the top rope facing the fans.. then makes gestures as if he's peeing on all of them. Then does the same to the ref. Is that smart? Bob don't give a fuck he's a bad ass. Jimmy Garcia: Here comes Badass Bob!Pulses of light flashbang the arena before going completely dark. “Kikotei” by King Gnu power chords bring a somber yet focused Masuda Teijin to the stage. Fans cheer as he makes his appearance on the ramp while lights remain low like a platinum dusk. Teijin wears a black-silver coat studded by miscellaneous bits of metal shaped like skulls and spines. Bursts of blinding white pyro fire off around him at the first break into its rapid chorus. He doesn't budge. Ethan Miller: On his way to the ring by Yokohama, Japan… weighing 200 pounds… Masuda Teijin! Tejin walks slow but assuredly to the apron but stops to take in the chorus. His messy mounds of golden hair glisten in the limelight. Teijin circles around for a flyby of the commentary table, letting his open coat ripple by them. He then hops onto the apron with a couple spins to where he’s leaning off ropes for a smug pose towards a disapproving audience. Ducking and stepping into the ring to the ring’s center, he begins a final presentation—exacerbated by boos and the song’s droning chorus—ends with him goading more hatred with summoning waves. He then disrobes to his ring gear and leans in his corner for everything to begin. Katta Pult: Masuda in the ring and ready to go!"Ooooh, Aaaah" blares over the PA as Atara Themis flashes on the Tron in neon pink. Immediately the crowd pops before the arena lights dim and turn hue casting the stadium into a dark pink haze. The stage begins filling with smoke and in time with the bass line the lights start to strobe. Already in a frenzy the crowd gets even louder when to one side of the stage, amidst the fog, Atara's silhouette rises from beneath stage. Hands above her head and her back to the cameras, Atara is posed provocatively snaking her hips before turning and making way down the ramp and to the ring. Jimmy Garcia: And there is Atara Themis! She was a bright shining light in the Cruiserweight Division but lately.. she seems off her game!"Honeysuckle" by The Dillinger Escape Plan ambushes the PA systems. The lights go frantic, with multiple colors flashing, and multiple spotlights searching around, causing the anticipation and anxiety throughout the crowd. One spotlight spots Terra Walker within the ruckus crowd, who are now going berserk with excitement at her appearance. Ethan Miller: Making her way to the ring. She hails from Oxford, England, and weighs 132 lbs. She is "Psychonic" TERRAAA WALKERRR! She pushes through the ruckus crowd with aggression, until she finds a willing group that crowd surfs her to the barricade. Once there, she stands atop it, and lets out a valiant war cry, the crowd following suit. She walks on the announce table, not caring about the commentators, leaping off afterwards to slide into the ring. Terra rushes to the ropes and let's out another war cry, causing fireworks to shoot above her, crossing rapidly in an X shape. She stands on the bottom turnbuckle, ready to slaughter anyone in her path. Jimmy Garcia: Here is Terra Walker! Defeated Masuda Teijin in their rivalry and has now moved into prime position for a Championship shot!The Arena is bathed in a pink light as the opening riff of "Cry" by Ashnikko pierces the arena. "I'm a tough bitch, but I'm sensitive / Coulda, coulda, coulda quick fuck be a sedative?" Addy walks out to the stage in all her glory. "It's relative 'cause you were pushing me out to the fucking edge / I'm about to rip all of my hair out 'cause I'm madder than I've ever been" She licks her lips, exaggerating the movement of her tongue as it circles around. "I just wanna call you, but I know I can't / Fuck a fuckin' fuckboy, fuckin' up my plans" Plumping up her cleavage she completes a three hundred and sixty degree spin. "Lay another finger on me, you could lose a hand / You could lose a hand, you could lose a" When facing the ring she bends over and touches the floor with one hand and slaps herself twice on the ass with her other hand. Ethan Miller: Coming to the ring, by way of Venice, California.... ADDY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! As the chorus kicks in, Addy stands up, smiles innocently, points to the ceiling and starts skipping to the ring. Adelaide random picks an audience member, and teases rubbing their face into her cleavage, before wiggling a finger 'no', and continuing to skip along to the ring. Pulling herself onto the ring apron, she does the splits to slide into the ring under the bottom rope. Katta Pult: Listen to this crowd! They love her!Jimmy Garcia: Addy A, the former Cruiserweight Champion, has to now fight back to get her title back!The Action Tron alights with an image of a black-and-white claymation pig. The swine, clad in top hat and tailed-tuxedo puffs greedily on a cigar, a porcine robber baron. A buzzsaw screams through the scene, teeth rending the wealthy swine in two as red splatters the screen. Blood trickles down, sullying the white background to spell out... REGAN VOORHEES The buzzsaw screech stops as the lights go red, turning the arena to a killing floor. Amid the crimson sea of humanity, a pristine white spotlight tracks up the aisle to the entryway, where it finds Regan sitting crosslegged, her head bowed beneath the hood of her translucent white raincoat. Beneath the see-thru fabric is her sanguine-tinted ring gear, accented with a pattern of weaving white vines adorned with blossoming black camellias. Her pre-match meditation over, the Duchess' eyes snap open as she vaults limberly to a standing position. On her way to the ring she ignores the crowd, instead taking the time stretch her arms and neck. With a saunter, she climbs the ring steps, pausing at the ropes to pull her hood back and shake loose a mane of shoulder-length blond hair. One hand over the ropes, she glances to the crowd, offering them the slightest of photogenic smirks. From there, she removes her raincoat, neatly folding it on the top rope for the ring attendant, before finally entering the ring. Finding her corner, Regan does a quick stretch of each leg, before hooking her elbows under the top rope... but Addy comes over and Regan drops down and backs herself up to the railing holding onto her CW title. Bunga is there to step in front of her too.. Jimmy Garcia: I don't think they can be on the same team!DING DING DING Masuda ducks under Terras clothesline and hits a tbone suplex!! Addy gets into the ring and hits a 360 palm strike to the face of Masuda!! Addy turns around and Badass Bob hits a crossbody from the middle turnbuckles!! Bob turns around and Regan grabs the legs and drags him under the ropes and starts striking him with rights and lefts! Atara is left in the ring and Addy rolls her up from behind! ONE!! TWO!! Terra jumps on Addy to make sure she keeps her pinned! THREE!! DING DING DING Jimmy Garcia: Just like that it's over!!Katta Pult: Wow! Addy is dragged out by Bunga and she turns around and Bunga screams and runs but Addy is SMASHED into the back of the head with the Cruiserweight Championship from Regan Voorhees!! Jimmy Garcia: DAMN IT!!Masuda and Bob get the hell out of town as Terra slides out and talks trash to Regan but Bunga hits her in the back with a steel chair!! Katta Pult: OH COME ON!! WHAT IS BUNGA DOING!?Regan and Bunga slide into the ring where Bunga takes the Cruiserweight Championship belt and holds it up and is going to put it around the waist of Regan but Atara stands up.. Atara and Regan stare daggers at each other. Bunga takes the belt and goes to smash it over the head of Atara but she ducks but Regan hits the kick to Ataras midsection and drops with the with ABATTOIR! Katta Pult: ABATTOIR!Regan stands back up as Bunga is crawling around Atara like a dog and lifts his leg and mock-pees on the head of Atara. Jimmy Garcia: Bunga is a low down dirty little SON OF A BITCH!Addy and Terra slide into the ring but Bunga helps Regan escape through the ropes!! Addy and Terra want some but Bunga and Regan are out of there up the ramp with the Cruiserweight Championship belt. Jimmy Garcia: What a night!Katta Pult: Regan is going to have to face these two at Uprising for her Cruiserweight title.. Bunga can't always be there!Jimmy Garcia: Like a disgusting cockroach.. he's always there!We fade out of CruiserClash as Regan smiles as Bunga holds the belt up in front of her waist.
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