Post by Action Reel on Jul 27, 2021 0:48:29 GMT -5
Atara Themis vs. Addy A vs. Regan Voorhees(c)
Ethan Miller: The following triple threat match is scheduled for one fall and is for the Cruiserweight Championship. Introducing the challengers first from Athens, Greece, “The Goddess” Atara Themis.
"Ooooh, Aaaah" blares over the PA as Atara Themis flashes on the Tron in neon pink. Immediately the crowd pops before the arena lights dim and turn hue casting the stadium into a dark pink haze. The stage begins filling with smoke and in time with the bass line the lights start to strobe.
Already in a frenzy the crowd gets even louder when to one side of the stage, amidst the fog, Atara's silhouette rises from beneath the stage. Hands above her head and her back to the cameras, Atara is posed provocatively snaking her hips before turning and making way down the ramp and to the ring.
The Arena is bathed in a pink light as the opening riff of "Cry" by Ashnikko pierces the arena.
"I'm a tough bitch, but I'm sensitive / Coulda, coulda, coulda quick fuck be a sedative?"
Addy walks out to the stage in all her glory.
"It's relative 'cause you were pushing me out to the fucking edge
/ I'm about to rip all of my hair out 'cause I'm madder than I've ever been"
She licks her lips, exaggerating the movement of her tongue as it circles around.
"I just wanna call you, but I know I can't
/ Fuck a fuckin' fuckboy, fuckin' up my plans"
Plumping up her cleavage she completes a three hundred and sixty degree spin.
"Lay another finger on me, you could lose a hand
/ You could lose a hand, you could lose a"
When facing the ring she bends over and touches the floor with one hand and slaps herself twice on the ass with her other hand.
Ethan Miller: Coming to the ring, by way of Venice, California.... ADDY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
As the chorus kicks in, Addy stands up, smiles innocently, points to the ceiling and starts skipping to the ring. Adelaide randomly picks an audience member, and teases rubbing their face into her cleavage, before wiggling a finger 'no', and continuing to skip along to the ring. Pulling herself onto the ring apron, she does the splits to slide into the ring under the bottom rope.
The Action Tron alights with an image of a black-and-white claymation pig. The swine, clad in top hat and tailed-tuxedo puffs greedily on a cigar, a porcine robber baron. A buzzsaw screams through the scene, teeth rending the wealthy swine in two as red splatters the screen. Blood trickles down, sullying the white background to spell out...
Ethan Miller: And finally from Birmingham, Alabama, she is the Cruiserweight Champion, Regan Voorhees.
The buzzsaw screech stops as the lights go red, turning the arena to a killing floor. Amid the crimson sea of humanity, a pristine white spotlight tracks up the aisle to the entryway, where it finds Regan sitting cross legged, her head bowed beneath the hood of her translucent white raincoat. Beneath the see-thru fabric is her sanguine-tinted ring gear, accented with a pattern of weaving white vines adorned with blossoming black camellias.
Her pre-match meditation over, the Duchess' eyes snap open as she vaults limberly to a standing position. On her way to the ring she ignores the crowd, instead taking the time to stretch her arms and neck. With a saunter, she climbs the ring steps, pausing at the ropes to pull her hood back and shake loose a mane of shoulder-length blond hair. One hand over the ropes, she glances at the crowd, offering them the slightest of photogenic smirks. From there, she removes her raincoat, neatly folding it on the top rope for the ring attendant, before finally entering the ring. Finding her corner, Regan does a quick stretch of each leg, before hooking her elbows under the top rope. Leaning forward, she gives her opponent's corner a dagger's stare as she waits for the opening bell.
Jimmy Garcia: and here we go with the Cruiserweight Title match, there’s no love loss between these three.
Katta Pult: Exactly.
Regan hands the title belt to the referee, who raises it in the air, then hands it to an official and calls for the bell.
DING DING DING
Addy charges like a bull in a china shop, and drill Atara with a running clothesline, and splashes Regan who was still in the corner, Addy shoves her junk in Regan’s face, and laughs and yells profanities at the champion, she backs out of the corner as Regan dry heaves. Atara drives Addy to the mat with a waist lock takedown, and transitions into a front face lock. Regan contains her baring and stomps Atara on the back, then stomps the back of Addy. Regan tosses Atara out of the ring. Addy turns Regan around, and yelled more profanities, Regan pokes Addy in the eye, then jabs her in the throat, Addy spins around Regan deliver and forearm to the lower back of Addy, then slam her to the mat with a German Suplex, Regan pops up right into the arms of Atara who slams Regan to the mat with a Belly to Belly suplex. Addy clobbers Atara with a double sledge.
Jimmy Garcia: Everyone getting in stuff early.
Katta Pult: Yeah, but someone is going to have to take the momentum at some point.
Addy lifts Regan from the mat and whips her into the corner and follows in with a corner splash, Regan drops in the corner. Atara charges into the corner, Addy sidesteps and Atara knee connects flush with Regan’s face. Addy then whips Atara into the opposite corner and follows in with a body splash. Addy runs and hits Regan with a corner hip attack then turns and charges into the corner and nails Atara with a hip attack. Addy smirks then runs across the ring and delivers a Bronco buster to Regan, grinding on her fast, then runs into the opposite corner and bronco busters, Atara. The Japanese crowd cheers Addy who turns towards them and slaps her ass.
Jimmy Garcia: Well, that was an interesting turn of events.
Addy pulls Atara out of the ring and covers.
Regan breaks the count.
Regan tosses Addy out of the ring, Regan picks Atara up. Atara blocks the suplex attempt and reverses into one of her own and floats over into a pin.
Atara delivers two quick snap suplexes to Regan and again floats over into a pin.
Katta Pult: ADDY BREAKS IT UP!!
Addy picks up Regan, Atara and Addy deliver a double suplex to the cruiserweight champs who rolls out of the ring. Atara and Addy lock with Atara gaining a side suplex and walks Addy towards the ropes, Atara whips Addy into the ropes, Addy ducks Atara clothesline attempt and hits the ropes.
Regan nails Addy with a kendo stick and Addy stumbles forward, Atara connects with clothesline, Regan slides in and nails Atara across the back with the Kendo stick, then places the kendo stick across Atara’s throat, delivering a Russian leg sweep. Regan swings the kendo stick and catches Addy in the gut, then smashes her across the back, then drops Addy with a kneelift. Atara takes Regan down with a double leg tackle, and delivers a series of mounted punches. A pissed off Addy grabs Atara by the hair and picks her up and tosses violently into the corner. She turns around and Regan connects with the Belle Ringer, Addy hits the mat and bounces, Regan picks Addy up and hooks her for The Abattoir. Atara sprints out of the corner and nails The Judgement of Paris to Regan. Addy then nails Atara with the Tinderizer and covers Regan.
Jimmy Garcia: ITS BROKEN UP AGAIN!!
Atara made it back to the pinfall just in time and slaps Addy! Addy turns and slaps Atara! Addy turns and slaps Regan but she blocks it! Regan slaps Addy! Regan slaps Atara but she blocks it! Atara slaps Regan! All three superstars on their knees in the middle of the ring slapping each other!!
The crowd goes crazy!!
Addy gets the upperhand but Atara ducks underneath and Atara hits Addy with a tornado DDT!!
Jimmy Garcia: THAT MIGHT BE IT!!
Regan jumps into the air but Atara sidesteps and Regan hits the ref on accident!!
Katta Pult: OH NO!!
The ref goes down and Atara rolls Regan up but theres no ref!!
Atara has to let go of the hold
BUT TOKYO RISES TO THIER FEET!!
Jimmy Garcia: WHAT IS HE DOING HERE?!
IS ON THE TOP ROPE!!
HE LEAPS OFF AND HITS ATARA WITH THE BULLDOG!!
HE HITS IT!!
Jimmy Garcia: NO!! NO!! NO!!
Regan smiles as she crawls over and pins Atara!!
Bunga is slapping the ref awake!! He's trying to get the ref going!!
The ref is up!!
Jimmy Garcia: NOT THIS WAY!! NOT THIS WAY!!
The ref counts!!
Katta Pult: NO!!
Jimmy Garcia: COME ON!!
Jimmy Garcia: ATARA KICKED OUT!! ATARA KICKED OUT!!
Bunga can't believe it!! He turns around..
ADDY WITH A DICK GRAB ON BUNGA!! HES JUMPING UP AND DOWN!!
Katta Pult: NO ONE ESCAPES ADDY'S DICK CLAW!!
The crowd is LOVING it and Addy takes her free hand and grabs Bunga by the hair and pulls him in FOR A GIANT KISS!!
Jimmy Garcia: OH MY GOSH!!
ADDY THROWS BUNGA OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE!!
REGAN RUSHES AT ADDY BUT SHE HITS A 360 LARIAT KNOCKING REGAN DOWN!!
Katta Pult: ADDY!! ADDY!! SHE JUST TOOK THE CHAMPION DOWN!!
Regan is up and Addy hits TINDERIZER!!
Regan bounces through the ropes and out of the ring!!
Atara is up and Addy hits the GOLDEN MILE!!
Addy Covers Atara!!
Jimmy Garcia: SHE GOT IT!!
Katta Pult: SHE DID IT!!
Jimmy Garcia: ADDY A JUST BECAME THE NEW CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION!!
The crowd pops as her music hits and Addy sits up on her knees and can't believe it!!
Katta Pult: ADDY WON THE TITLE!! ADDY WON THE TITLE! ADDY WON THE TITLE!!
Jimmy Garcia: OH MY GOD!! WE HAVE A NEW CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION!!
She finally rises to her feet and the ref hands her the Cruiserweight Championship and she grabs it..
she looks it..
she holds it tight..
she raises it in the air!!
TOKYO GOES OFF!!
Jimmy Garcia: ADDY A!! THE WORK SHE HAS PUT IN!! WEEK AFTER WEEK!! SHE HAS REACHED THE TOP!!
Katta Pult: THE CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP JUST GOT KINKY, JIMMY!!
She goes to the corner and rises it in the air and the crowd goes off again!!
Jimmy Garcia: Addy A now stands tall as the Cruiserweight Champion!!
She rolls out of the ring and looks over at the Tokyo crowd who is jumping up and down.. she points to them..
Addy takes off running and leaps over the guardrail and they catch her!! Addy continues celebrating in the crowd with her fans!! A family is together, a single Father and all his kids. They all swarm and embrace Addy! She holds them in close and holds the title belt up with her fans!!
Katta Pult: THATS WHY I LOVE THIS PLACE!! YOU CAN'T BEAT THAT!!
Jimmy Garcia: ADDY A IS FOR THE KIDS TOO!!
The crowd keeps celebrating with her.. we fade out into the next thing.