*ANN: Action NEWS Network* [Call The CANNON!]
Jun 27, 2021 15:58:33 GMT -5
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Post by Det. Jessica Cannon on Jun 27, 2021 15:58:33 GMT -5
"Call The CANNON!"
THIS IS ANN. THE ACTION-NEWS-NETWORK. Here is Billy Joel Swanson with a news update.
Billy Joel Swanson: "The Hater-Raper has kiled his 16th victim! I am Billy Joel Swanson..
*chuckles can be heard off camera*
Billy Joel Swanson: "Stawp it, guys! GAWD! This is important. The Hater Raper preys upon anyone. The randomized RAPE victims have included a businessmen, Asian and Pakistani immigrants, the elderly and in one case a sexually assaulted child."
*he holds his ear*
Billy Joel Swanson: I'm just getting word right now, that the Hater-Raper is in a FOOD LAND grocery store. The Police have him surrounded. Let's go live to Action News Networks own, Oprah Winfrey Jones at the FOOD LAND where we believe the Hater Raper is locked himself within the grocery store with some hostages... Oprah,,,
We cut to Oprah Winfrey Jones holding a microphone in front of the FOOD LAND store with police cars and officers barricading around the building.
Oprah Winfrey Jones; Thanks, Billy Joel. I am here with Sgt. Donald Jackson. He is head of the investigation of the Hater Raper. Mr. Jackson. What is the plan to end this without anymore victims.
Sgt. Jackson appears on screen eating a donut and sipping a coffee.
Sgt. Jackson: Well, Oprah.
He giggles.
Sgt. Jackson: Sorry. He is surrounded. There is about 6 hostages in the store near the freezers. But we have called a professional officer of the law to protect and serve this situation. We called... the Cannon. Oh look, here she comes now in her CANNON RIDER!
*We cut to a muscle car, 66 Cutlass speeding down the road, swerving and passing other cars leaving a trail of smoke. Everyone coughs in the area as we see a small scooter bike 'the Cannon' Jessica Cannon, is riding coming to the scene. AXEL F by Harold Faltermeyer is blasting. She stops infront of the ANN camera crew and Sgt. Donald Jackson. *
Sgt. Jackson: Jessica. Cannon. Long time no see, girl.
Jessica Cannon takes off her aviator sunglasses while getting off the scooter. She fist bumps Sgt. Jackson.
Jessica Cannon: I'd love catch up ol' friend. But... this is a dire situation, so I may take a rain check, sir. Where is the Hater Raper currently?
Sgt. Jackson: Meat section, near the freezer. So when you MEET him, avoid saying FREEZE! He he..
Jessica Cannon: Ha ha. Classic Don Jackson. I'm going in..
Sgt. Jackson: Go get 'em, Cannon!
She pulls out her glock and rushes to the entrance of the grocery store. The cops get out of her way as she sneaks in.
Inside we see the Hater Raper in his usual outfit, a trench coat and pantyhose over his face. As usual he is naked under his hating and raping uniform. He is standing over some women, men and a child all hurdled next each other in fear.
HaterRaper: Listen up, pigs! I hope you brought some TV Media here. Cuz' i've got demands. I want a chopper! I want 10 Kah-Zillion dollars in a duffle bag... or I'm gonna hate, rape and waste everyone of these freakin' hostages... DO YOU HEAR ME, PIGS!?
Cannon, sneaking down the Potato chip isle. She sneaks a handful of Doritos and stuffs them in her mouth before moving on to the Meat Freezer.
Cannon finds an intercom and begins speaking into it, so Hater Raper can hear.
Jessica Cannon(into the stores intercom): Hey listen up, Dirt Bag! You touch a single hair on any of those hostages... you have to deal with The Cannon. You wanna waste and rape people for nothing... it's now time Cannon wastes you!
Hater Raper: Screwwwwww you, bitch!
Hater Raper grabs the little boy and yanks his hair.
Hater-Raper: See! I do what I want, when I want... PIG!
Of course this was Cannon's plan, to dupe him. As Hater Raper was making his point, Det. Cannon sneaked to the meat freezer, where she was now behind him without his acknowledgement.
Jessica Cannon: Hey dirt bag! Drop the kid, you're under arrest... we can do this the easy way... or the CANNON way... which is kind of like the HARD way, but with my name..
Hater-Raper: I'll kill everyone here and... wait.. you look familiar.
Jessica Cannon: Huh? Listen, I don't deal with prick face bitches like you, i put'em away...
Hater Raper: No seriously... did you like, um, wrestle once? YESSSSSSS! Jessica Cannon. You were JUST given a 2021 Legacy Award in Action Wrestling! Yeahhhhh, I remember when you debuted. Didn't last long... but hey! Good for you!
Jessica Cannon: Oh yeahhh... I was really flattered to be inducted this weekend. It's very cool...
Hater Raper: I dreamed of raping you once... no lie!
Jessica Cannon(embarrassed): Raping ME?? Aww, you lie! You never dreamed of raping me you silly bird you...
Hater Raper: No seriously, one of the earlier victims, i made her wear a police uniform. It was my way to kind of get that rape feeling against you and of course my stance on police and government, ya know? I am a HUNTER in that kind of way...
Jessica Cannon: Nah... you're the cancer... and I am the cure!
Hater Raper (confused): There's no cure for Cancer... listen, PIG! I have a bomb, i'll blow this place to the ground if I have too... get me my demands!
Jessica Cannon: Blow this place? That's fine... i never shop here. I kinda am addicted to the online shopping for groceries lately, you know?
Hater Raper: Sure I get that! Safter this day and age anyway and... anyway! GET ME MY DEMANDS! OR I'LL RAPE AND SHOOT THIS KID IN THE FACE!
Jessica Cannon: Not this year...
Hater Raper: Not this ye-...?
BANG BANG BANG!
Before he could finish his sentence Cannon shoots 3 shots in his head exploding the back of his head all over the hostages. Now covered in blood and brain... and some skull fragments. They all scream rushing to the exit. Cannon approaches the Hater Raper's body. Using a pepperette stick, she pokes his dead corpse. And then she eats it, but spits it back over the body. She twirls her gun around.
CUT TO
We see the police stopping the media as families are reunited with the hostages. Cannon and Jackson quietly back to her scooter.
Sgt Jackson: Good to see you, Cannon.
Jessica Cannon: Just doing my job, boss. He knew who I am? Or was. The wrestler, Cannon. Remember those days? Good times...
Sgt Jackson: We could've gone far... funny thing. We never did catch the drug ring operation at Action Wrestling. If only we ONE more chance, ya know?
Jessica Cannon: Ha! Maybe one of these days, sir. Maybe one of these days... keep in touch?
Sgt Jackson: You know it... and Jess'...
Jessica Cannon: ... yes?
Sgt. Jackson: ... thanks...
Jessica Cannon(smiles): And boss...
Sgt Jackson: Yeah, Cannon?
He turns around as Cannon gets on her scooter.
Jessica Cannon:... thanks...
Sgt Jackson: Ha ha... oh and Jessica...
Cannon speeds off as Sgt Jackson looks sad watching her leave
Sgt Jackson:... thanks........
The scene ends with a shot of Cannon driving her scooter into the highway.
TO BE CONTINUED? Appears on the screen...