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Post by Action Reel on Jun 14, 2021 21:09:01 GMT -5
Pyro blasts off inside the arena! Jimmy Garcia: Welcome everybody to CruiserClash and folks, this is the FINAL stop before Evolution IV where Soldado Fortuna defends the Cruiserweight Championship against Regan Voorhees and Addy A in a wild triple threat match!Katta Pult: And tonight we see Regan Voorhees new friend and representitive Joey Bunga take on Soldado Fortuna in a big singles match up! Non title of course!Jimmy Garcia: We have two matches that feature our Cruiserweight Tag Team Championship ladder match participants and we have a tag team match which features Alex Scott and Flop, both of which are competing at Evolution IV as well!Katta Pult: Evolution IV has shaped up to be the biggest pay per view in history, everything AW was hyping!Jimmy Garcia: And of course it's Hall of Fame weekend during Evolution IV, and that means our very own Katta Pult is going into the Hall of Fame!Katta Pult: Thank you, thank you.Jimmy Garcia: And we have found out who is inducting you into the Hall of Fame!Katta Pult: Yes, its official! NFL superstar and CBS analyst Tony Romo, one of my good friends will induct me into the 2021 Hall of Fame!Jimmy Garcia: Wow! I can't wait! Evolu-Just then we see a camera inside Donald Deruty's office where Jim Mud is standing with a steel chair. He's gripping it nice and tight while muttering words to himself. The office is quite big - The door doesn't open. Jimmy Garcia: Mud is going to attack him again!!Donald Deruty: Uh.. what ya doin?Mud turns around to realize theres another door in the large office and Deruty sizes him up. Jim Mud: Nothing! Just wanted to talk.Mud puts the chair down and starts to fold it out. Donald Deruty: Tell me why I shouldn't break your face right now.Jim Mud: Throw that punch, go for it. Make my night.Donald Deruty: Hah. Yeah, so you can run off to Torture and tell on me? Yeah..Jim Mud: You chickenshit.Donald Deruty: Get out of my office.Jim Mud: No way, Sensai, This is my office, we're Co-General Managers, bud, that's how we do things. Mud winks and takes a seat in the chair. Deruty sighs as we fade to a commercial break. |
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Post by Action Reel on Jun 14, 2021 21:10:53 GMT -5
Marco Rossi vs. Kasey Kash
RUN THEM JEWELS FAST, RUN THEM, RUN THEM JEWELS FAST RUN THEM, RUN THEM, R-RUN THEM, R-RUN THEM, RUN THEM, FUCK THE SLO MO As the song starts up the lights in the arena pulse to the bass of the song, as the bass drops, Kasey walks out through the curtain with a lit cigarette in his mouth, before holding his arms out wide as Adilene Floyd makes her introduction. Adilene Floyd: Currently making his way to the ring, from Canberra, Australia, weighing in at one hundred and sixty-five pounds... Kasey Kash!Kasey starts to make his way down the ramp, trash talking fans that try and start shit with him as he makes his way to the ring, after which he would either flip them off, or if they really deserved it, he would flick the smoke into the fans face, before he would then slide under the bottom rope and go to a corner, sitting down and waiting for the bell to ring. Man on Fire starts to play and pyro comes from the ramp and Marco makes a pose on the ramp. He comes down the aisle and fives the fans as he does. Adilene Floyd: ladies and gentlemen from Tampa Florida he stands five feet eleven inches and weighs in at one hundred eighty seven pounds. He is the Man on Fire MARCO ROSSI!!!!The crowd goes nuts and he makes another pose and pyro comes from the turnbuckle. With both competitors ready for action packed action, the opening bell tolls. Rossi runs at Kash with a clothesline in mind but Kash ducks it. Kash keeps his momentum going and he hits the ropes, connecting with a springboard cutter to Rossi. Jimmy Garcia: Canberra Collapse right away?! Unbelievable!Kash looks surprised as he covers Rossi. ONE! TWO!! THR--KICKOUT!!! Katta Pult: Had he used a maneuver closer to what I have used in my lengthy, successful career… that might have been a three count.Kash is quick to pull Rossi up off of the mat. Rossi swings Kash’s arms away and connects with a surprise roundhouse kick outta nowhere. Kash gets to his feet and moves to the corner, with Rossi following in quick. When Kash turns around, Rossi connects with a dropkick, sending Kash crashing hard into the corner. Kash hits the corner, then the mat… and Rossi pulls him out, then covers him. ONE! TWO!! THR--KICKOUT!!! Jimmy Garcia: It looks like Kasey Kash hit his head pretty hard there… but he still managed to kick out before three!Rossi slaps the mat out of frustration but doesn’t take it out on the official because it’s a major face. He starts to clap his hands and the fans join in, giving Kash time to get to his feet. Rossi hits the ropes with a springboard and then backflips onto Kash to go for his finishing maneuver, but Kash pushes him off. Rossi lands on his feet and charges at Kash, who hits him with a spinning backfist transitioned into a ripcord kappo kick. Before Kash can make the cover, Rossi rolls to the apron. He uses the ropes to get up and Kash approaches. Rossi surprises him with a high kick, which backs Kash off. Rossi starts to climb the ropes in the corner as the fans are cheering for him. Kash surprises him by running up the ropes and latching on, then connecting with a top rope c4. Jimmy Garcia: CRAAAAASH LANDIIIIING!!!Both men are feeling the effects of the move as they lie in the middle of the ring. Just then the ActionTron lights up and Jim Mud and Donald Deruty are arguing once again backstage! Each trying to throw strikes at the other but blocking the opposite striker!! Jimmy Garcia: Oh man, the Co-General Managers are at it again!!Katta Pult: They're trying to kill each other!!The two are holding each others throats trying to choke the other one out but security and Philidor Security are both holding the two of them apart! Katta Pult: This is insane! They can't co-exist!Jimmy Garcia: They need to! Torture told them they HAD to! This is just how it is!We fade to a commercial. Both wrestlers didn't even RP so the finish doesn't count anyway. |
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Post by Action Reel on Jun 14, 2021 21:11:15 GMT -5
A Confrontation
We see the exterior of Devil’s Gate Asylum. An already moonless night is further darkened by a thunderstorm. Rain cascades down from the sky, and the occasional lightning flash illuminates the colonial monstrosity that houses so many troubled… patients. Over the dark landscape, the flicker of a lantern appears, emerging from one of Devil’s Gate’s numerous secret exits. The flame illuminates the face of Pete Harper, Devil’s Gate’s head of security. He looks out into the night briefly, alert. Then, he steps out into the storm, opening a black umbrella. He takes great care to adjust the umbrella so that no rain is between it and the secret exit. Finally, he emits a quick whistle, a signal. Out of the secret exit strolls Dr. Reginald Royce. The head of Devil’s Gate looks somewhat worse for wear, with bags under his eyes and his lab coat rumpled. Nonetheless, he still carries a sense of confidence and authoritative apathy. He nods to Pete Harper, and the two men set out into the darkness. It’s a short walk, about 10 minutes, before they reach the edge of the woods that surround Devil’s Gate. There, they wait, expectantly. After a few more minutes, a figure melts out of the trees. Chest bare, wearing only his mask and cargo pants, VOID walks towards the heads of Devil’s Gate. He stops a few yards away from them, and simply stares. Waiting. Even with the light from the lantern, neither party can see the other’s faces. Royce sighs and shakes his head. “Fine. I’ll start. Where is Ms. Pettis? If she’s hurt, or worse, then this conversation is over.” He shouts into the rain VOID smirks. “Sister STAR is well. She is busy with her… initiation. You need not worry, good doctor. She will be well prepared for our defense. If anything, she will be stronger.”[/b][/font] Royce: “I couldn’t care less about your little cult. Frankly, you two were becoming destructive to our organization, and we’re better off without you corrupting our fine establishment. However, there remains the problem of your ironclad contracts. Luckily, our ahem legal council has found a work around. Upon losing your tag titles, we will be able to reconsider your contract status. At this point, the contract can be, heh, voided, and our two parties will never need to associate again. Sounds acceptable enough to you?”Void: “Indeed. The Abyss needed some time, to grow, to strategize, to amass resources. Without you, I may never have gained greater control of my other side. In a way, despite your best attempts, you have healed me, made me stronger, good doctor. I hope you are happy, continuing out your meddling in the world of men. The plans of the Abyss are much greater.”A vein pops out in Royce’s bald head. He closes his eyes for a minute, regaining composure. “Before I leave VOID, I have a parting gift of sorts. In the time you were under the effects of my medication, I was able to converse with your other side. I learned a wealth of information about your past. It is quite an interesting story, from what I was able to piece together. Wouldn’t you like to hear about such things?” VOID’s brow creases, and concern washes over his face. “Your trickery will hold no power over me, Reginald. Need I remind you, I have help now? You had big plans for her, but I have taken your STAR prodigy, and shown her the truth. It must be ever so infuriating, for a man used to having control over all things.” Royce stands motionless, then quickly reaches into his pocket. He pulls out a revolver, but as he does, the light from the lantern goes out. Nonetheless he fires into the darkness, the shots piercing the sound of the rain. Pete runs towards the spot where VOID was, only to find nothing. Void: “I warned you, doctor. The Abyss is mighty, and it’s presence is everywhere. You are a petulant child compared to it’s millenia of knowledge. Now. Run.”Pete and Dr. Royce retreat into the darkness, soaked, running for the building. In the woods, we see VOID, standing among the trees. And, behind him, a woman with white eyes. Those eyes are the last we see, before fading to gray. |
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Post by Action Reel on Jun 14, 2021 21:11:37 GMT -5
Azurine Vebbins vs. The Dutch Beekhof Experience
Jimmy Garcia: Welcome back to CruiserClash and we have Dutch in the ring already!As "Radio Gaga" by Queen prominently plays throughout the arena, "The Adorkable Angel" Azurine Vebbins pirouettes onto the entrance ramp. A solitary spotlight provides an ethereal glow as she begins to descend down the ramp like an automaton practicing aerobics. She performs various other dance steps while making her way to the eastern ring apron. Along the way, she waves, high-fives and hugs certain chanters she comes into contact with. When a chanter puckers up for a kiss, she points to her halo (neck collar). Upon entering the eastern ring apron, she glides between the bottom and middle ropes before awaiting referee instruction and her next opponent. Katta Pult: Here comes a former Cruiserweight Tag Team Champion! One half of the former Pineapple Promenade, it's Vebbins and she looks ready to go!DING DING DING Dutch rushes at her but she hits a spinkick to his midsection and then hits a DDT sending him straight down to the canvas!! Katta Pult: Oh wow!Jimmy Garcia: What impact!!She picks him up hitting a scoop slam! She stomps on him a few times before signaling for a signature! Dutch is stumbling to his feet and Vebbins hits A Northern Lights Suplex!! Jimmy Garcia: Beautiful!She doesn't continue with the bridge pin and she gets up and signals for the end! Dutch is lifted to his feet and Vebbins hits Pearly Gatekeeper! One! Two! Three! DING DING DING Katta Pult: Vebbins is the winner! What a win!Jimmy Garcia: Vebbins making a statement here tonight! |
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Post by Action Reel on Jun 14, 2021 21:12:08 GMT -5
Flop & Alex Scott Segment
Flop is in the kitchen stirring an industrial pot of chili, when he is approached by Alex Scott from behind. Unfortunately, the reflection of the steel gives Flop notice who swings around and smashes Scott in the face with his ladle, and quickly bounces his face off the stove top. Flop: You hungry for success, Alexander? Let me make you chili.Flop stomps on Scott's face, and lifts him into his shoulders from the ground, before dumping the top half of his body face down in his pot. Flop: Simmer on that.Flop turns the heat up on the stove before leaving the kitchen area. |
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Post by Action Reel on Jun 14, 2021 21:12:45 GMT -5
Willy Dinkas vs. Atara Themis
The Weenie Man Song by Scratch Garden begins playing as Willy Dinkas comes out from behind the curtain. He’s accompanied by his personal sidekick and hot dog pal, ‘HotDog Hank’. Dinkas is devouring a rather large hot dog with extra mustard as ‘HotDog’ Hank is pushing a hot dog cart down the isle. Dinkas waves to the crowd as he walks and eats as he makes his way to ring side. ‘HotDog’ Hank stops to sell his favorite doggies to those hot dog loving fans as Willy Dinkas enters the ring. The camera pans back to ‘HotDog’ Hank and reveals a somewhat suspicious hot dog shaped brass knuckles on his right hand. Adilene Floyd: The following is a singles match! Introducing first, accompanied by Hot Dog Hank… he stands 4’4” and weighs 135 pounds… WILLY DINKAS!Jimmy Garcia: This little guy is a ball of muscle, Katta!Katta Pult: I guess hot dogs and soda pop are the recipe, Jimmy.Jimmy Garcia: I eat a lot worse crap than that and I don’t look like him!Katta Pult: Why would you want to?"Ooooh, Aaaah" blares over the PA as Atara Themis flashes on the Tron in neon pink. Immediately the crowd pops before the arena lights dim and turn hue casting the stadium into a dark pink haze. The stage begins filling with smoke and in time with the bass line the lights start to strobe. Adilene Floyd: And his opponent, standing 5’10 and weighing 138 pounds… from Athens, Greece… “THE GODDESS” ATARA THEMIS!!!Already in a frenzy the crowd gets even louder when to one side of the stage, amidst the fog, Atara's silhouette rises from beneath stage. Hands above her head and her back to the cameras, Atara is posed provocatively snaking her hips before turning and making way down the ramp and to the ring. Jimmy Garcia: Atara is turning heads lately and seems to be on a meteoric rise!Katta Pult: I guess we’re choosing to forget her less than impressive debut?Jimmy Garcia: Do you have to trash every woman who is trying to make a name for themselves on CruiserClash??Katta Pult: Is she a Hall of Famer?Jimmy Garcia: She has all the talent to be!Katta Pult: I doubt that.The bell rings and Willy immediately walks up to Atara and jumps, slapping her across the face! Atara reels for a second, shocked, but as Willy tries a flurry of punches to the midsection, Atara peppers Willy with kicks and overhand chops, driving Willy back into the corner. The referee stands in Atara’s way, apparently feeling a little empathy for the little person, and this hinders Atara’s early momentum. Dinkas takes advantage, using the bottom turnbuckle as a trampoline and hitting Atara with an elbow across the cranium! Jimmy Garcia: The referee needs to get out of the way here!Katta Pult: Can any of this leave us liable to perpetuating a hate crime?Willy, like a little Sonic the Hedgehog, circles Atara and climbs her back like a ladder, tucking his elbow under her jaw for a rear naked choke! But Atara quickly flips him over with a snap mare, before slapping his back with her long-legged boot! The thud ricochets throughout the arena as Willy cries in agony. Atara allows him to get to his feet, moving back towards the center of the ring. Willy challenges her to a test of strength - Atara obliges, but Willy gives her a cheapshot dropkick to the knee, chopping her tall body down! He then bounces off the ropes and dives in, his thick skull crashing off hers with a jumping headbutt! Jimmy Garcia: He might have concussed even himself!Katta Pult: I’ve heard little people have larger brains.Willy connects with a standing enziguri, before dropping in for a cover! 1… 2… But Atara raises a shoulder! Jimmy Garcia: Willy is all energy right now!He bounces off the ropes and cartwheels in, flying into a kneeling Atara with a somersault crescent kick! Katta Pult: If this Greek “goddess” gets her teeth kicked in, I’m Team Dinkas.Willy bounces off the ropes again, looking for a flying shoulder block, but Atara catches him in mid air and tosses him over with an arm-trap suplex! Dinkas bounces back up, running at Atara who dips her arm and lands with a big time hip toss, Dinkas almost six feet in the air! Jimmy Garcia: That hang time though!Atara hits a front dropkick to Willy to keep him down, and Atara takes a moment to maintain her bearings. It takes a moment for Willy to rise to his feet, but Atara snaps off a brutal superkick that sends Dinkas flying through the middle rope! Hot Dog Hank runs to his aid as the referee yells in Atara’s face! Jimmy Garcia: What is she getting verbally reprimanded for?? Dinkas asked for it!This provides just enough of a distraction that Willy Dinkas scales the top rope, jumping off for a tornado DDT! Atara’s head bounces off the mat as Willy runs and jumps on her back, covering her nose and mouth with his hands, trying to suffocate her! Atara tries to toss him off, his little dangling legs kicking, and then he starts BITING her shoulder! Jimmy Garcia: This is horrible! This is bush-league!Katta Pult: Do you have any little brothers, Jimmy? This is normal in the Pult household.Jimmy Garcia: Well this is a wrestling ring, not your weird family!Atara, out of desperation, slams her body backward, squashing Willy Dinkas in between her own frame and the corner turnbuckle! She lifts him up to the turnbuckles and climbs up hitting a Belly to Belly suplex from the top rope!! Jimmy Garcia: From a Dove!Willy stumbles right back to his wittle feet and Atara hits The Judgement of Paris! Wittle Willy flips and twists and crashes onto the canvas!! Atara pins! One! Two! Three!! DING DING DING Jimmy Garcia: What a win!Katta Pult: Willy Dinkas is one of my favorites, but Atara Themis, WOW! Welcome to the big show, if ya ask me!Jimmy Garcia: Futures bright for Atara Themis!She continues taunting and posing in the ring while we fade to a commercial break. |
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Post by Action Reel on Jun 14, 2021 21:14:56 GMT -5
201 with Damian Kaine featuring Roddy Zalez
CruiserClash cuts back in from commercial to the familiar 201 on One set already set up in the ring. Damian Kaine stands in the center, a perplexed look on his face. Damian Kaine: Beautiful people of the Action Wrestling fanbase, I have a confession to make.The crowd simmers down, eyes focused on the host. Damian Kaine: The previous two editions of 201 that I have hosted, I contacted my guests previous to the show. But this week will be a bit different. You see, I have had several people contact me about getting on the show. I could’ve had Regan Voorhees or Soldado Fortuna on to talk about the state of the Cruiserweight championship.Damian pauses as the fans pop. Damian Kaine: I could have had Red White and Bruised on to talk about the tag championship ladder match at Evolution.Another pop from the crowd as Damian lets the suspense build. Damian Kaine: But alas…. I don’t have anybody lined up, exactly.The fans begin booing heavily. Damian Kaine: I have nobody lined up because I have something that I feel needs to be done, and with Jim Mud acting a fool, there’s a situation that isn’t getting the attention it deserves. There’s a certain superstar on CruiserClash that is leaving what can only be called a trail of bodies in his wake, and nobody is saying a damned thing about it. So, if nobody is going to step up and set this kid straight, then I guess I’ll have to do it myself. Roddy Zales, get out here!The crowd goes wild as Kaine eyes the stage in anticipation. Jimmy Garcia: Damian Kaine calling out CruiserClash upstart Roddy Zales! Zales has made a habit of attacking his opponents post-match over the last few weeks, and it seems Damian is tired of it!The camera cuts to the stage where "Happy Endings" by Mike Shinoda ft. iann diorr and UPSAHL plays on the PA. It plays for a few moments into the first chorus before Roddy Zalez steps onto the stage with with a smirk on his face. He's wearing a black pair of dress pants and shoes, a cerulean dress shirt, and a black vest. He spreads his arms for his adoring public, who waste no time to boo him. This continue on even as his heavy, Doc Knockem, steps onto the stage donning an all black suit with a white tie. He is also wearing boots instead of shoes and a cowboy hat because why not. Roddy and Doc begin to make their way down to the ring. Roddy ignores any of the fans and Doc yells at a few that get a bit close. Katta Pult: I kinda like this guy actually.Jimmy Garcia: That does not surprise me somehow.Roddy and Doc soon reach ringside where they climb the steps onto the apron. Doc sits on the ropes and lowers the top and middle ones so Roddy can enter. Once he's in, he spreads his arms with Doc not too far behind looming in the back. Eventually, his music starts to die down. With a smirk on his face, he looks over at Damian. He opens his mouth to speak, but Roddy briefly puts the hand over the mic and mouths "one second" with the accompanying pointer finger in the air. Doc walks back Damian towards the ropes. He calls for Adilene Floyd and shouts a few words to her. Jimmy Garcia: What is this enforcer doing?Adilene nods and reaches her feet, raising the mic to her lips. Katta Pult: Enforcing her to do her job!Roddy fixes his sleeves and collar before standing in the middle of the ring with his hands folded in front of him. The lights go off barring a single spotlight which shines on Roddy with Doc looming in the back. Adilene Floyd: Ladies and gentlemen. Introducing, much to your viewing pleasure. Hailing from The Palace of Paradise in St. Petersburg, Florida. Weighing tonight at a stunning 197 pounds. He is THE...Young Dynasty. Roddy...ZALEZ!The lights soon come back all the way and Damian Kaine is seen attempting not to immediately lose himself in the midst of what we just witnessed. The crowd has their own opinion and aren't afraid to show it in the form of a rain of boos. Roddy just smirks before turning towards Kaine. Damian goes to speak once more, but once again, Roddy puts a hand on his mic. Doc walks over and calls once again for Adilene. She gets up and hands Doc the mic, who walks back and passes it off to Roddy, who steps back and finally gives Damian the floor. Damian eyes Roddy and Doc with annoyance. Damian Kaine: Are you both done?He pauses to see if they interject before continuing. Damian Kaine: Alrighty then. There's a loveseat right there if you think your egos can fit in it.Damian takes his seat and props one leg on the his other knee. Damian Kaine: Now, first of all. I'd thank you for coming out, but I know the only reason you did was to satiate your undying need for camera time. So let's just cut to the chase, shall we? I want to talk about your attitude since stepping into the scene in Action Wrestling. I'm going to try to be civil here, so I don't have a clue why you brought your little goon out here, but I digress. Simply put, Roddy, this shit has to stop.The crowd has fallen to almost dead silence. Damian Kaine: I have had my eye on you since your little video package before you even stepped foot in this ring, and I knew from the jump that you were something special. You've got the look for this business. You've got the charisma for this business. And judging by your performance so far, you've got some solid in-ring abilities. But that's about where I can draw the line on your admirable traits. You see, I've been in this business for a while now. You have the chops to make it here, but what you don't have, Roddy, is respect. Respect for your competitors in this ring, and respect for our craft. That doesn't sit well with me.Damian waits for a response. Roddy pauses a few moments before raising the microphone to his lips. Roddy Zalez: You don't think I respect this business?He takes a few more moments, looking out at the crowd as if asking them the same question. Their boos are enough of an answer. Roddy turns back towards Damian and responds. Roddy Zalez: You're damn right I don't respect this business.This causes the crowd to boo even louder and Damian to just look disappointed. Roddy begins smirking and chuckling to himself. Doc just stand there with his arms in front of him. Roddy Zalez: You think I should give a damn about any of you? Any of this crowd? Any of the other wrestlers in the back? I'm here on CruiserClash to work my way up to the A-show, the show that makes the money and has the recognition. I'm not here to make friends or make enemies. I'm not here to ingratiate myself to these fickle fucks we call fans. I'm here to prove that my future is the brightest of anyone who has ever existed, and that includes guys like you...Damian. Guys who...look at...guys like me...and instead of trying to build themselves up to be like me you tear me down because you know you can never BE me.Roddy pauses a bit to allow the fans to get their boos in some more. Roddy Zalez: Unlike you Damian I don't have to have respect for anybody. I don't have to like anybody. I don't have to pretend I'm some noble force trying to do some good. I don't have to pretend...because I know who I am and I know what my future holds. Guys like you? You don't even know if you're gonna be here next week.Roddy lowers the mic to allow Damian a response. Damian Kaine: You’re right. I don’t know if I’ll be here next week, Roddy. But I was able to even come back to this business because, even after the shit that I’ve done, and the piss-poor reputation I have in AW, I have a respectable enough name that Torture and D-Day had no issue with any of it. Respect gets you somewhere in this business. Respect is the difference between a warm return after an injury with open arms, and a backwards glance from management making you work to prove yourself all over again.Damian gets up from his chair to look Roddy in the face. Damian Kaine: And respect is the difference between a firm handshake and a broken jaw. Believe me, I know. I used to be a lot like you. The parties. The care-free attitude. Do you know where that got me? Fired. Time. After time. Company after company. So I learned to get my shit together, and now? I know how to act. So what about you, Roddy? Do you have it in you to be better?Damian stops talking, and does something that surprises everybody. He extends his hand for a handshake. Roddy takes a glance at the hand. He exhales some breath, his lips flapping as if to be exhausted by the move. After a few more moments, Roddy puts up his pointer finger. He turns around and starts whispering something to Doc. The two of them exchange words, but eventually, Roddy nods. He turns around and looks to offer his right hand, but before he can finish the handshake... ...he spits a huge loogee directly into Damian's face! Roddy chuckles a bit with even Doc finally showing a smirk. Roddy Zalez: Unlike you I'm too damn good for this company to fire. So if you ever compare yourself to me, it had better be when you're at my feet, begging for mercy or forgiveness, and wondering how you could possibly be...like...m--Roddy slows his speech as Damian wipes the spit from his eyes, a look of untempered rage staring into Roddy's soul. Damian rears back, but narrowly misses a fleeing Roddy, who as quick as possible has fled the ring, Doc in tow. Damian begins to pace in the middle of the ring, looking around, until something catches his eye... In a moment's notice, the microphone is back to his lips. Damian Kaine: You know what? You want to run away, that's fine. That's 100% okay, Roddy, and you know why? Because I choose to do my fighting in between the bells. And it seems to me like there's a few slots open for matches on Night One of Evolution. So how about this, Roddy. You and me. One on One. June 26th at Evolution. You can even bring your little friend there too, not that it'll help much.The crowd is on their feet, screaming at this point. Damian Kaine: If you can't be convinced to respect this business, I'll just have for force you. And I'll show you exactly why I keep getting brought back to Action Wrestling.Damian drops the microphone and eyes Roddy, who is now on the stage. With a mic still in hand, Roddy is seen smirking despite the situation. Doc grabs his shoulder, trying to get through to him, but Roddy isn't having it. Roddy Zalez: You wanna see what it's like to lose to The Young Dynasty? You wanna know what it's like to live in a moment in time? To have a moment to look back on? Your mistake, your error, and you just walked right into the worst mistake ever made.Doc gets in front of Roddy, who ignores him. Roddy Zalez: You want a match at Evolution? Then we'll do it at Evolution! And yeah, I'll bring Doc with me just so he can witness firsthand that you haven't changed. That you are...what you always have been...a failure.Roddy tosses the mic to the floor with a smirk. Doc pushes him back towards the exit and Damian remains in the ring, egging him on. Katta Pult: Damian just walked into his own demise.Jimmy Garcia: That remains to be seen, but he certainly didn't do himself any favors here. Damian and Roddy just threw out a match for Night 1 of Evolution and Roddy's heavy, Doc Knockem, is going to be right there at ringside. And I'm sure he won't be a factor at all...Katta Pult: Trust the process, Jimmy! Then maybe one day somebody will mamma your mias.With that, we cut to the next segment. |
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Post by Action Reel on Jun 14, 2021 21:18:16 GMT -5
A Nate Burleson Segment!
Nate Burleson is prepping backstage when he’s approached by a livid Masuda Teijin. Masuda: Nate, I need one minute of your limelight. Right now.Nate points the camera towards the reclusive Teijin, assuming there must be some golden footage from this rare appearance. Masuda: Cruiser Clash is imploding around me. I keep calling shots… but what’s the point when I can’t hit the jackpot? Why keep waking up to this game when everyone knows you’re the Washington Generals? I ask because I don’t know anymore. I’ve called this business my addiction, but truly, it is my amphetamine.Nate: That’s quite an assertion. Although you’ve also said since Havoc that you’re looking for a “shot” at something greater, all the fans see is someone trying to get the pity vote.Masuda: I don’t want your pity. I want to bring the brand of wrestling I was bred to wrestle. Masuda is a name synonymous with wrestling, and I am destined to shine! I know it! But no one back here will give me the chance to be my best. So here I am staking my claim - now on live TV because they cannot mute my voice or turn away from me here.Nate Burelson: Who’s holding you back other than yourself, Masuda?Masuda: It might sound like “loser talk” but I am not a loser! And soon… I’ll be on the map again!Terra Walker approaches from Nate Burleson’s right. She then nabs the mic from Teijin. Terra: Hey daddy’s boy. Seems you’ve got your knickers in a twist. Is it because your family name isn’t giving you the spotlight you thought it would? Well, I have some bad news for you. It won’t. Take it from me, kid. The hype you think you’ve got isn’t yours. It’s nostalgia goggles. People don’t see “Masuda Teijin,” they see the son of Jubei. If you don’t make a name for yourself, you won’t ever be remembered. So far, you’re just another forgettable son of a legend.Masuda backs up with his fists clenched. He’s so mad at this point that his eyes look like they’re about to tear up.
Terra: What? You aren’t seriously going to cry, are you? Man the fuck up. We’re here to fight. To make our own legacy. You have to stop relying on your father’s glory to gain momentum. I had to suck it up and do the same thing. Unless you don’t have it in you. Unless you aren’t meant to be your person. Maybe that’s all you’re meant to be is a shadow of someone else’s glory.Masuda angrily shoves Terra. She gets staggered for a moment, but then laughs, before hitting him with a headbutt. Nate runs off as they come to blows, hitting each other with heavy strikes before security comes in to break things up. They both push through them and strike at each other for a few moments, but more security comes in and are able to finally pull apart and separate them. However, they can’t shut Terra’s mouth. Terra: See you in the ring, daddy’s boy! Have fun living in Jubei’s shadow.She laughs as she gets pulled away by security. |
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Post by Action Reel on Jun 14, 2021 21:19:43 GMT -5
Kitsumi vs. Lochlyn Cade
The words Serpentis Redd flashes upon the giant video screen in crimson red as each letter turns brilliant white, one after another. As the last letter turns white the name flashes between crimson and white. It’s at this moment that the introductory beginnings of Undaunted by Adrenaline Mob begins playing. Lochlyn Cade walks out onto the stage in his familiar white and red flak jacket and hoodie with his face concealed. His arms are spread out to his sides and he throws his head backwards revealing a crimson mask. He grabs at his jacket and opens it revealing the red bat insignia upon his chest. In this moment he begins his walk towards the ring. Once ringside he removes the jacket, hoodie, and mask handing them to his valet Vivian Rae Jade. The two exchange a kiss before he jumps onto the ring apron and leaps over the ropes. Standing center ring he physically refuses to back down from his stance maintaining his dominance of the ring. Vivian Rae Jade comes up into the ring handing him a microphone. Jimmy Garcia: Don’t give this guy a microphone. He makes my ears bleed.Lochlyn Cade: I’d call all of you nitwits disgusting but that would be an understatement. You’ve all been contaminated by Action Wrestling long before I got here. Literally the worst fans in professional wrestling.The crowd begins booing and some in the front row begin cursing him. Lochlyn Cade: I didn’t expect anything less from you reprehensible, hypocritical, and petty bourgeoisie drawls. I’m sick and disgusted by the mere thought of any of you coming within two feet of me. Keep your distance people I don’t need to be catching a venereal disease that’s resistant from penicillin...The crowd begins to drown out his words as the spotlights in the arena turn to the stage, mixing forms of violet with streams of blue and gold. "You Belong With Me (Taylor's Version)" by Taylor Swift starts to play on the speakers and Kitsumi enters onto the stage. She finishes tying her ribbon in place a moment before letting a smile release to the crowd. She waves at them as she walks with pose and respect down the ramp. The fans seem uneasy and as Kitsumi attempts to say hi to them, they back away and begin to cry. Kitsumi seemingly ignores this and continues her trek, all with a smile on her face. Vivian Rae Jade comes walks over and whispers something to Lochlyn Cade as Kitsumi stands back from the pair. Lochlyn Cade: I think you’re…In that moment Cade throws the microphone at Kitsumi and rushes her throwing her into the corner of the ring. He comes up with a knee to her midsection and follows this with a running one handed bulldog. Kitsumi lands hard on her face as Cade comes up to his feet and uses his foot to rub her face into the canvas. Jimmy Garcia: Dark Dynasty is building a habit of attacking opponents before their matches even start.Katta Pult: I think after this week everyone will take notice of that.DING DING DING Lochlyn wipes his brow and flings his hand as if saying physically that this is going to be easy. Vivian Rae Jade had slid under the ropes and is applauding from outside of the ring. Arrogantly dismissing his opponent Lochlyn Cade is caught off guard by Kitsumi who his foot and locks in an ankle lock. He drops to the canvas as she pulls his foot out from under him as she gets to her feet and locks the hold even tighter. Katta Pult: Kitsumi looking to put this one away quickly.It that moment Eli Hix appears on the ring apron distracting the referee who demands that he get down. The referee has his back turned just as Lochlyn Cade begins to tap and Kitsumi gets frustrated and releases the hold. She grabs the referee by the shoulder forcing him to turn around as Hix drops to the floor. She’s pointing towards Cade as she yells at him. Cade taking advantage grabs her tights from behind and rolls her up making sure to hold onto the tights. 1… 2… 3… Jimmy Garcia: You’ve got to be kidding me!!!Katta Pult: It was short but Kitsumi would have put Cade away quicker if it wasn’t for Eli Hix.Cade slithers out of the ring as he pushes himself backwards. Vivian Rae Jade raises his arm as Hix pats him on the back. Kitsumi is in the ring fuming and continuing her barrage of verbal abuse onto the referee. We fade into a commercial break. |
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Post by Action Reel on Jun 14, 2021 21:20:03 GMT -5
Karlie Nash Segment
Cruiserclash cuts to the backstage area, the camera slowly fades into Nate Burleson. Nate Burleson: Please welcome my guest at this time, Karlie Nash.Karlie and Kira step into the interview area. Nate Burleson: First let me ask you about last week, and your incident with Khalil Mack.Kira: I must apologize, Mr. Burleson, but I have advised my client to provide no further comment concerning Mr. Mack.Nate Burleson: Okay then so what about earlier this week when Karlie requested Graycie and Brick to take drug tests.Kira: Mr. Burleson, that was a request from my client, to provide fair competition, unfortunately Ms. Parker and Ms. Hauser refused her request, therefore it is much regret that I have advised my client to withdraw from tonight's contest, citing personal safety concerns. We are aware Karlie is contractually obligated to perform tonight. Karlie will pay any fine incurred to her, as a result of her withdrawal from this match.Karlie Nash: Nate, don’t you find to just a little suspicious, how quickly Graysie and Brick denied my request, makes it seem like they have something to hide doesn’t it. I have been a clean athlete my entire career, and results from my last USADA and IOC drug test were sent to Action Wrestling offices prior to tonight.Nate Burleson: So about tonight’s match.Kira: We have no further comment this evening.Karlie and Kira walk out of the interview area. |
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Post by Action Reel on Jun 14, 2021 21:20:42 GMT -5
Graysie Parker vs. Brick Hauser vs. Karlie Nash
Adilene Floyd: The following contest is scheduled for one fall.“Big Bad Wolf” by In This Moment blasts through the venue’s speakers. When the opening guitar riff kicks in and the screamo lyrics start, Hauser walks out onto the stage. Adilene Floyd: Introducing first Hailing from Flagstaff, Arizona, and weighing 180 pounds: Beatriz “Brick” Hauser!Beatriz does a long, slow stroll to the ring. She cracks her neck and rolls her shoulders, letting her duster slip off when she reaches the apron. Grabbing the middle rope she pulls herself up, walks along the outside until she reaches her corner, then ducks in. Using the ropes to stretch, she then leans back against the turnbuckle and waits for the match to begin. Adilene Floyd: Her opponent from New Orleans, Louisiana, Graysie Parker.Graysie makes her way to the ring. Jimmy Garcia: Now to find out if Karlie is going to come out.Adilene Floyd: And Their opponent from Grand Marais Minnesota, Karlie Nash.Karlie’s music plays but she doesn’t play, instead a clip is shown of karlie leaving the arena. Graysie and Brick raise their arms, the ref gets word to start the match. Jimmy Garcia: Well it appears that Karlie has left the arena, so this match is now one on one.Katta Pult: She did say she probably wouldn’t compete here tonight.Graysie and Brick fist dump then circle each other, and lock up, and jockey for position, Brick backs Graysie into the ropes, then breaks cleanly. They lock up again, this time Graysie backs Brick into the ropes and again Graysie breaks clean. Katta Pult: This is boring, start wrestling.Brick and Graysie lock up for a third time, Brick gets a side headlock and Graysie and backs into the ropes then Irish whips Graysie, Graysie bounces off the ropes, Brick goes for a shoulder block, Grycie smiles as she doesn’t go down Brick and Graysie beat their chest and bounce off the ropes again they collide shoulder but again don’t go down. They bounce off the ropes for a third time, this time Graysie goes down to the mat, brick connects with a quick elbow and covers. One Kick out. Graysie and Brick exchange punches, Graysie ducks a haymaker from Brick and slides behind Brick, Graysie hooks Bricks and connects with a German Suplex, holds Brick and connects with another, holds her waist and connects with a third and covers. One Kick out by Brick Graysie locks in a single leg Boston Crab and wrenches it hard, Brick shakes and pulls herself towards the ropes, Graysie pulls her back, Brick again pulls herself towards the ropes and grabs the bottom rope, causing a break. Again they fist bump, and lock up, Bricks steps on the foot of Graysie, then scoops her up and slams her to the mat, Graysie hold her back as Brick lifts Graysie up and hooks her, she lifts Graysie up and hold her in place, for what seem like and eternity. Jimmy Garcia: A great display of power by Brick.Katta Pult: I’ve seen better.Brick falls backwards completing the stalled suplex, brick floats over into the pin attempt. One Two Kick out by Graysie Brick slaps the mat in frustration, but the fans are getting into the mat between the two fan favorites. Graysie takes Brick down with a double leg takedown, then headbutts Brick, Graysie hooks the legs and goes for a Boston Crab, Bricks fights it off, pushing Graysie back. Graysie attempts a clothesline, Brick ducks it and delivers a series of Forearm shivers to the lower back of Graysie, then delivers an atomic drop to Graysie. Brick drops Graysie with a lariat then delivers a series of quick elbow drops and covers. One Two. Kick Out by Graysie Brick lifts Graysie, Graysie catches her by surprise, hooks Brick around the waist and delivers a belly to belly suplex, and covers. One Two Brick kicks out. Jimmy Garcia: Despite the Karlie no show, this has been a great match.Katta Pult: I guess.Graysie and Brick brawl, Graysie hooks Brick and connects with butterfly suplex, Graysie hooks Brick and nails an overhead german suplex sending Brick into the corner, Graysie connects with a corner hip attack, and pulls Brick out of the corner, Graysie connects with the Graysie Bomb. Crowd: One, Two Kick Out by Brick. Graysie lifts Brick and hooks Brick blocks the powerbomb attempt lifting Graysie and tossing her over her back to the mat, Brick waits for Graysie to stand up, Brick charges for another lariat, ducks under and runs the ropes. CRACK!!!. Jimmy Garcia: What the hell.Graysie drops form the kendo stick shot. The camera pans to Karlie smirking. Katta Pult: Karlie is here.Brick trash talks karlie and invites her into the ring, karlie pulls Graysie out and tosses her into the barricade, Karlie stands on the ring apron and and taunts the crowd, Bricks smirks and grabs karlie by the hair, Karlie swings the kendo stick and cracks Brick on the head, karlie climb into the ring and engages Brick in a glorified fist fight, karlie gains the advantage after a eye rake, Karlie, then pokes Brick in the eye then scoops her up and slams her to the mat, then drops down and chokes Brick in front of the ref. Jimmy Garcia: Come on.Katta Pult: No Dq’s in triple threats.Karlie slams Bricks head against the mat, she stands up and eats a clothesline from the now recovered Graysie, Grayice deliver a dragon suplex to Karlie then eats a big boots from Brick. Jimmy Garcia: Brick standing tall right now.Karlie blocks Brick’s big boot attempt catching ler leg, Karlie sweeps Brick leg, dropping Brick, Karlie then drops several elbows to the knee of Brick, then drops several knees to Brick's leg. Graysie grabs karlie and whips her into the corner and connects with a corner splash then hooks karlie and send her across the ring with a over head released german suplex, Brick spins Graysie around and nails Hit the Bricks, she covers One Two Karlie breaks up the pin and quickly picks brick up and tosses brick shoulder first into the corner, karlie hooks Graysie and hits the Sudden Impact Powerbomb and covers One Two Brick breaks up the pin. Brick gorilla press slams karlie. Jimmy Garcia: What power from Brick.Brick nails Karlie with a corner big boot, Graysie drops kicks Brick into the corner as Bricks rebounds out of the corner, Graysie hits a back body drop on Brick but grabs Karlie and brings her back to her and hits the Driver! One Two. Three. Ding ding ding! Adilene Floyd: Here is your winner Graysie Parker.Jimmy Garcia: Awesome win for Graysie here tonightNikki appears at ringside and pulls Karlie out and holds her while Brick slaps the mat in frustration and Graysie taunts as the winner. We take a commercial break. |
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Post by Action Reel on Jun 14, 2021 21:21:06 GMT -5
Teo vs. Minka Starr vs. Sara Pettis
“Work Bitch” begins to play. Minka walks out onto the stage and poses leaning on her cane. Adilene Floyd: “Presenting, from New York, New York, and weighing 143 pounds, Minka Starr!”When the lyrics start she taps the cane on the ground and then gives it a twirl before strutting down the ramp, slapping hands with fans as she goes. When she reaches the stairs she high-kicks up the steps. Holding onto the ringpost she spins around, and then cheekily backs in between the ropes. Hanging her hat and jacket atop the post and dropping her cane, she does a triple handspring back flip out of the corner ending with a twist so when she sticks the landing she’s facing the hard camera. She then bows with a flourish and winks. Katta Pult: Nice three way match we got right here!!The lights begin flashing wildly, alternating between plain white light and dark red shades, as a haunting, almost sinister sound fills the arena. Suddenly, a roaring guitar riff echoes throughout the arena as a crash of static appears on the screens, followed by a message: Technical Difficulties, Please do not Adjust your Set. Then, without warning, the static is consumed by a smiling, dark red face as the ramp lights up with a burst of flame! The instant the flames fade, standing in the center, as though the flames themselves had summoned him, is Teo Blaze. He wears a bright red and gold mask over his face, matching the face that appeared on the tron moments ago. He turns towards the ring, his head hanging slightly to one side limply, even unnaturally, then slowly, he reaches up, and with his left hand...he removes the mask to reveal his face, an expression of wild abandon etched across it, a crooked smile showing a row of bright teeth. With a sinister laugh, he begins walking purposefully towards the ring, his eyes wild with anticipation- yet there is a determined swagger in his step, and as he walks up the stairs to the ring, he holds out the mask in front of him with one hand, the smile on his face matching the mask's smile perfectly. Finally, he steps into the ring, stretching loosely and preparing for the match. Jimmy Garcia: These guys will be in the Ladder match for the Cruiser Tag Titles during Evolution IV weekend!"Look What You Made Me Do" by Our Last Night starts to play. Sara Pettis walks out onto the stage to a mixed reaction. ♫ I don't like your little games Don't like your tilted stage The role you made me play of the fool No, I don't like you ♫ A highlight reel appears on the ACTIONtron of her putting down champion after champion throughout her career. She makes her way down the ramp, casually slapping a few hands but with less excitement than usual. Adilene Floyd: Making her way to the ring... fighting out of Bayside, New York… she is the Child of Fate… SARA PETTIS!Once she reaches the ring, she looks up at the ring with a smile, then slides in and stops in the center of the ring, scoping out the competition awaiting her. DING DING DING Jimmy Garcia: Here we go!!Teo goes for a crossbody but Sara ducks and Teo takes down Minka!! Minka rolls to the apron as Teo gets up and Sara hits a clothesline but Teo ducks and shoves her into the ropes and hits a snap german suplex! Sara rolls to her knees where Teo hits a knee to the face! Didn't get all of it! But he pins! One! Two! Sara kicks out and Teo wraps her into a submission but she reaches the bottom rope to get out of it! Minka is back in the ring and bulldogs Teo down! Minka turns around and Pettis hits a headbutt through the ropes and then takes her down with a roll up! One! Two! Minka kicks out but Pettis hits a clobbering blow to the back of the head knocking her back down! Pettis picks her up and suplexes her but bounces her off the top rope midsection first for added impact on the canvas! She goes for a cover! One! Two! Teo stomps on Pettis breaking it up! He picks up Pettis and puts her on his shoulders and tosses her over the top rope! Jimmy Garcia: Teo wants to end this now!Teo goes for the Blazing Knee but Minka blocks it! Teo stumbles and Minka hits a tornado DDT but kicks Pettis off the apron while doing it!! Jimmy Garcia: Combo move!Teo stumbles up and Minka hits Starr Struck!! She covers! One! Two! Three! DING DING DING Jimmy Garcia: Minka got the win!!Just then Red White and Bruised are in the ring with ladders and they drop one right on Minka!! Jimmy Garcia: WHAT THE HELL?!Katta Pult: WHERE DID THEY COME FROM?!Minka holds the back of her head and kicks her feet as Pettis gets on the apron but Karlie and Nikki drop her with a running ladder shot to the chest knocking her off the apron!! The crowd cheers as here comes Brick! Here comes Jenson! Here comes Strong Style Express!! The crowd popping as Void makes his way down too! The teams are brawling!! Katta Pult: A Ladder match is going to settle this at Evolution IV on CBS Primetime!!Jimmy Garcia: Five teams! Two Cruiserweight Championship belts! Which team will rise up the ladder and grab the gold!?We see Graysie and Void throwing strikes! We see Brick and Karlie still throwing strikes! Katta Pult: We got mayhem! We got carnage! It'll be a lot more dangerous when those belts are on the line!Jimmy Garcia: We gotta take a commercial!All the teams keep brawling as we fade to a break. |
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Post by Action Reel on Jun 14, 2021 21:28:11 GMT -5
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Post by Action Reel on Jun 14, 2021 21:28:46 GMT -5
Flop & Masuda Teijin vs. Alex Scott & Terra Walker
Pulses of light flashbang the arena before going completely dark. “Kikotei” by King Gnu power chords bring a somber yet focused Masuda Teijin to the stage. Fans cheer as he makes his appearance on the ramp while lights remain low like a platinum dusk. Teijin wears a black-silver coat studded by miscellaneous bits of metal shaped like skulls and spines. Bursts of blinding white pyro fire off around him at the first break into its rapid chorus. He doesn't budge. Adilene Floyd: On his way to the ring by Yokohama, Japan… weighing 200 pounds… Masuda Teijin!Tejin walks slow but assuredly to the apron but stops to take in the chorus. His messy mounds of golden hair glisten in the limelight. Teijin circles around for a flyby of the commentary table, letting his open coat ripple by them. He then hops onto the apron with a couple spins to where he’s leaning off ropes for a smug pose towards a disapproving audience. Ducking and stepping into the ring to the ring’s center, he begins a final presentation—exacerbated by boos and the song’s droning chorus—ends with him goading more hatred with summoning waves. He then disrobes to his ring gear and leans in his corner for everything to begin. Sickman by Alice in Chains begins to play over the Arena PA, the lights drop out and remain off for a few minutes as the song plays. When the music finishes, the lights in the Arena come back on and Flop is standing uncomfortably close to Adeline Floyd with a mischievous smirk on his face. Jimmy Garcia: Tag match coming up!"Honeysuckle" by The Dillinger Escape Plan ambushes the PA systems. The lights go frantic, with multiple colors flashing, and multiple spotlights searching around, causing the anticipation and anxiety throughout the crowd. One spotlight spots Terra Walker within the ruckus crowd, who are now going berserk with excitement at her appearance. Adilene Floyd: Making her way to the ring. She hails from Oxford, England, and weighs 132 lbs. She is "Psychonic" TERRAAA WALKERRR!She pushes through the ruckus crowd with aggression, until she finds a willing group that crowd surfs her to the barricade. Once there, she stands atop it, and lets out a valiant war cry, the crowd following suit. She walks on the announce table, not caring about the commentators, leaping off afterwards to slide into the ring. Terra rushes to the ropes and let's out another war cry, causing fireworks to shoot above her, crossing rapidly in an X shape. She stands on the bottom turnbuckle, ready to slaughter anyone in her path. "Fight Like the Devil" begins, and there is a brief murmuring of fans. As the song picks up, Alex Scott parts the curtain, a look of focus and minor indifference on his face. He shows very little emotion, walking to the ring in his hooded sweatshirt, tights and boots. He hits the ring, uses the ropes the stretch, and then sits on the top turnbuckle, mentally preparing himself to wrestle. All four superstars in the ring! DING DING DING Scott and Flop start brawling right away!! Jimmy Garcia: These two don't care about tonights tag team match!!The two brawl outside of the ring now and are on the ramp!! Masuda and Terra Walker are just throwing blows at each other not giving a craaaap!! Katta Pult: We've lost control of this match, right?!Jimmy Garcia: Absolutely we have!!Masuda and Terra Walker are on the ramp throwing punches and knees as the ref just gives up and rings the bell again!! DING DING DING Jimmy Garcia: No winners here tonight!!Flop and Scott are in the back throwing each other into the hallway walls and production trucks!! Jimmy Garcia: Just going at it!!Katta Pult: These two SPIT on each other last week!!Flop goes for a big strike but Scott throws him into a table knocking catering over and everything!! Thats when we see refs and shit break up Flop and Scott!! We finally see Donald Deruty show up trying to break the two apart!! Flop and Scott keep trying to go at it but Deruty has had enough!! Donald Deruty: Thats enough!! At Evolution IV weekend, you guys will compete in a SUBMISSION match!!Crowd pops. Donald Deruty: That way one of you can make the other tap out and just move on!!Flop and Scott keep trying to spit on each other and claw at each other while Deruty moves on with them down a hallway. We finally see Masuda and Terra Walker being kept apart while refs are standing between them. Thats when we see FOX's Hells Kitchen Gordon Ramsay walk into frame. The crowd is cheering. Jim Mud steps into frame. Jim Mud: You guys keep brawling and ruining my matches!! We're going to fix this!Gordon Ramsay: Oh, I was cur-Jim Mud: Gordon, you're going to love this! At Evolution IV, Masuda and Terra Walker will compete in the first ever Hells Kitchen Cook Off Challenge!The crowd is confused. Gordon is smiling. Masuda and Terra are so confused but keep trying to brawl. Jim Mud: That'll make everyone happy!!We fade to a commercial. |
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Post by Action Reel on Jun 14, 2021 21:29:57 GMT -5
 Masuda and Terra will compete in this first ever!
Who can make their 3-dish meal the best and who will Gordon yell at?
Only at Evolution IV! |
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Post by Action Reel on Jun 14, 2021 21:30:28 GMT -5
Roddy Zalez vs. Eli Hix
Shinedown's "I'm Not Alright" begins playing and the lights flicker on and off. From the back comes Eli Hix, wearing an unbuckled straightjacket, head down and laughing to himself as he walks to the ring. He slides under the bottom rope and crawls across the ring on his stomach until he reaches the corner where he sits until the match begins. Adilene Floyd: This next contest is set for one fall and coming to the ring first from… someplace unknown, weighing in at one hundred and ninety seven pounds ‘THE HUMAN HORROR STORY’ ELI HIX!!!Jimmy Garcia: It looks like his pal Lochlyn Cade isn’t coming out with him tonight. Maybe these two guys don’t work so well together after all.Katta Pult: After what we saw last week Jimmy. I don’t think we should put any stock what so ever into Lochlyn Cade not being out here.Jimmy Garcia: You think he’s gonna show up mid match?Katta Pult: I think we should watch Roddy as his music is beginning to play.The lights in the arena turn dark to allow "Happy Endings" by Mike Shinoda ft. iann dior and UPSAHL to play on the PA. A single spotlight shines on the stage to showcase Roddy Zalez with his arms spread. His vest is open to showcase how physiqued he is and the smirk on his face does little to ingratiate himself with the fans. Their reaction is a pretty heavy set of boos. As he walks down the aisle, he ignores the people attempting to touch him. Hell, he ignores anybody in his presence entirely, opting instead to tilt his nose and continue his smirk. As he reaches ringside, he hops onto the apron before jumping over the top rope. He finds a nearby turnbuckle and spreads his arms again, showcasing his toned body much to the jeers of the crowd. He nods and smirks, chuckling to himself for a few moments. He hops down and tosses his vest to the floor. He then stands in the ring as his music fades away. Adilene Floyd: Ladies and gentlemen. Introducing, much to your viewing pleasure. Hailing from The Palace of Paradise in St. Petersburg, Florida. Weighing tonight at a stunning 197 pounds. He is THE...Young Dynasty. Roddy...ZALEZ!Roddy spreads his arms as the crowd starts to hail him with boos. Eli Hix doesn’t wait for the hell as he drop kicks Roddy in the back sending him into the ropes and then drops him with a reverse DDT. Standing to his feet Eli Hix then mocks Roddy as he spreads his arms out towards the crowd as the reacts negatively. DING DING DING Jimmy Garcia: The crowd hates both of these guys with a passion.Katta Pult: I think the difference is that Eli Hix is more methodical as he trashes the audience with his mimicking of both them and his opponents.Jimmy Garcia: I think you’re right. It’s not just a mockery it’s a vilifying of the fans.Eli Hix turns around and grabs Roddy as he’s getting to his feet. Zalez attempts to fight away from Eli’s grasp but Hix quickly puts an end to his attempts. He connects with a few quick knees to the mid section followed by stiff elbows to the back of his neck. He then grabs him with a rear chin lock as he puts his fingers into his mouth trying to rip open his face. His hands extend upwards to his nostrils and then his eyes before he finally releases the hold. Katta Pult: Hix’s in ring style is crude but effective in a sadistic kind of way.Jimmy Garcia: That’s putting it lightly Katta.Eli has backed away and as Roddy attempts to come up to his knees he’s rushed by Hix. He’s looking for a knee to the face but is whipped to the canvas as Zalez hooks his knee attempt. Roddy is quick to his feet and drops an elbow onto Eli’s face busting his nose. Blood splatters across his face and runs down his teeth as he begins to laugh. This momentarily throws off Roddy but he follows up with some knife edge chops, a forearm, and then a snap German suplex. He goes for the cover on Hix. 1… 2… Kickout! Eli Hix get’s his shoulder off the canvas as he smears the blood from his nose into the eyes of Roddy Zalez. He grabs his face and rolls to his back pointing to his eyes. Eli again begins laughing sadistically as he pushes himself to his knees. The camera zooms in on his face as the blood from what looks to be a broken nose still runs through his teeth. It gives him a weird vampire look and he’s finding enjoyment in the pain. Katta Pult: I’ll be damned if this guy doesn’t give me the chills at times.Jimmy Garcia: I think we all know this isn’t a gimmick for him. Roddy Zalez is making a comeback though.Katta Pult: Zalez with a violent knee to the side of Hix’s face.Roddy Zalez again covers Hix for the pin attempt. 1… 2… No! Eli Hix once again kicks out of the cover. Zalez locks in his Crumbling Walls submission. Katta Pult: It’s over. This is it!!Eli Hix’s hand is hovering over the canvas but he’s refusing to drop it and tap out. Jimmy Garcia: What the hell!!!Lochlyn Cade grabs Roddy’s foot and pulls him outside of the ring. He quick to move away before the referee can see what happened. Roddy gives chase but Cade runs up the isle as Zalez yells at him. He turns and rolls into the ring but still distracted. Before he can get onto his feet Eli Hix jumps to his feet and nails his Faceless finish. He covers him for the pin! 1… 2… 3… DING DING DING Jimmy Garcia: Eli Hix just put him away. Roddy was just screwed!!Eli Hix rolls out of the ring with Lochlyn and both men mock the man left inside of the ring. Roddy Zales comes up to his knee and yells at the referee for not noticing the interference. Jimmy Garcia: Thats rough! That's going to need to be rectified!Katta Pult: Maybe if our GMs weren't fighting! |
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Post by Action Reel on Jun 14, 2021 21:36:30 GMT -5
Main Event
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Joey Bunga vs. Soldado Fortuna
A single spotlight finds Regan Voorhees, seated at a table covered in a pristine white tablecloth, off to one side of the entryway. A mahogany barrier divides her from the fans in attendance. She takes a break from a plate of vegan cheeses and a bottle of Masseto to briefly address the audience.
Regan Voorhees: In order to keep my mental focus undivided in preparation for Evolution, I have elected to outsource my promos to one Joseph Bunga. However, as this is the go-home show, I decided a few of my own words would be apropos. Nothing Iliad-length, of course, simply a reminder: Soldado, Addy, I have every intention of eviscerating the both of you if that’s what it takes to carve my name back into the record books as the Cruiserweight Champion. You will be afforded no quarter. For the both of you, Evolution will be nothing more than an Extinction Level Event.She pauses to take a sip of wine. Regan Voorhees: Now that that’s settled. Joey, get out here and give Soldado a sound thrashing. If he’s unable to compete at Evolution, you will receive a bonus.The beat drops and Tyler Herro hits by Jack Harlow. The music video from the hit track and Joey Bunga walking down the streets on the East Coast are shown on the Action Tron. Bunga comes out mimic-rapping along with the song as he stops half way down the ramp and raises his one hand in the air like he just sank a three point shot from half court. He hits a Steph Curry crossover move on an imaginary person and spins to the bottom of the ramp and jumps on the apron and moonwalks and turns towards the hard camera and winks. Adilene Floyd: Hailing from Hackensack, New Jersey, he's THE REAL STUD!! Joeyyyy BUNGAAA!!!The music cuts and Joey produces a microphone, preparing to address the audience in attendance from the top of the entryway. Joey Bunga: See it’s like this, Fortunacookie. You think I’m an Evolution warmup, ya better get the taste of the big stage out ya mouth. You ain’t leaving St. Louis, bro. Ya finna get reduced to a masked stain on the canvas, and then the goddess of the cruiserweight is gonna carve Addy A up like a Thanksgiving Turkey that’s had a train run on it--Regan Voorhees: That’s a bit much, Joey.Joey Bunga: Fuck the turkey and fuck Addy A."Cry" by Ashnikko hits the PA, and Addy walks out, stopping about halfway down the ramp to address Bunga. Addy: Would ya just shut the fuck up!Bunga: Make me, turkey.Addy: Really, eh? I ain't care if ya tha simp with tha gangsta limp or tha simp with tha micro dick. If ya don't shut ya mouth, I'm gonna shut it for ya, an' I'd fuck ya up, but well, really, I'm pretty sure ya get ya'self a little woodie if I sodomised ya with a fourteen inch anaconda.Addy shrugs. Addy: But it what it is, right. Bunga, all ya did with a little mouth an' ya little dick runnin' interference last week is give me another chance ta beat tha shit outta tya Master little Miss Piggy once more at Evolution. I'd told ev'ryone I was comin' fah that belt, an' I'm takin' it at Evolution. An' truth be told I ain't give a shit 'bout who's in me way.Bunga: If I had a dolla for every time I heard someone say that to me I'd have a POCKET FULL OF DOLLAS AND A HALF USED BLACK N MILD!Addy cackles. Bunga: Aint nobody in yo way except this beautiful CHAMPION GODDESS!
Bunga points to Regan.Addy: Blah. Blah. Blah. Seriously I've had enough'a this shit...“Cut the Cord” begins to play and out walks Victoria Richardson alone, microphone in hand. She stands atop the entrance ramp. Richardson: Did you really think we were just going to let the two of squabble like that? That the champion was going to leave the go-home show without any word to either of his adversaries?Addy A: Well I ain't see ya precious little champ around.
Richardson: Ah yes, I almost forgot. Allow me to do the honour of presenting your man who sits atop the Cruiserweight throne, your Cruiserweight champion....SOLDADO FORTUNA!Regal music begins to play. Suddenly a throne being carried by four men in identical replica Soldado masks emerges. On the throne sits Soldado Fortuna, hands outstretched. The men carry the throne to where Victoria stands, clapping, before setting it down next to her. Soldado stands from his throne and stares down each of this Evolution opponents, as well as his opponent for tonight, as the masked men make their way to the back Richardson: Truly an entrance befitting of your champion...and yes Joey, despite your theft of the title, my client is the champion. In fact, you holding that title is like a Ferrari having a giant dick painted on the hood The fact is Soldado has worked too damn hard to earn the right to call himself the Cruiserweight champion to simply piss it all away after one defence. That title is Soldado’s legacy. That title provides the validation of the decision to seize his freedom. That title means everything to him....to us. The two of you merely want to get your hands on the title...we need to retain our crown/.Victoria looks Regan Voorhees in the eyes "Clearly you didn’t have that same desire burning in you Regan, otherwise your little lapdog would have that title because it was rightfully yours. You didn’t value the title enough Regan. You didn’t sacrifice enough for it, hence why you are no longer the champion""Soldado has showed you up twice Regan and if not for a crooked referee in our first encounter, he’d own two victories over you. Instead, we have to settle for just the one clean, non asterix attached victory...for now"
"Lightning is going to strike twice at Evolution, as you once again succumb to my client and further prove why you were a champion in name only"Victoria now shifts her gaze to Addy A
"And then there’s you, Addy A. The returning hero, adored by the masses as the chant of your name echoes around the building....Nobody is chanting for Soldado. Nobody was cheering when Soldado won the title...but everybody in this arena, whether they care to admit it out loud or not, recognises that Soldado is the premier talent of this entire division""Soldado didn’t need to pop up unannounced to get people’s attention. No, he did that by putting in spectacular performance after spectacular performance week in and week out. Evolution is going to be just another of his spectacular performances"
"I hope you look forward to your first encounter with Soldado, where you, just like everyone else Soldado has vanquished, quickly realize that my words on Soldado’s greatness are not hollow exaggeration but words of warning that you should’ve heeded"Victoria now turns her attention to Joey Bunga "The title theft. The Havoc interference. All of those Twitter ramblings where you used that famed New Jersey wit. Hope you can say it was all worth the pain you’re about to experience"
"It’s time to reap what you’ve sewn, Joey"Soldado and Victoria make their way to the ring. Jimmy Garcia: This should be good!Katta Pult: Soldado will be trying to beat down Bunga for sure!Soldado gets into the ring and the ref rings the bell!! DING DING DING Bunga tries to attack Soldado but Soldado flips Bunga up and back down with a back body drop!! Soldado hits a back elbow sending Bunga into the turnbuckles! Soldado flips and hits a monkeyflip on Bunga! Regan has had enough and rolls into the ring but Addy grabs her by the legs!! She pulls her back out and Regan tries to smash the Cruiserweight Championship into Addy but she ducks and shoves Regan into the turnbuckle! Bunga gets up and is yelling for Regans help but Soldado HITS THE LIBERATOR! Soldado plants a foot on Bungas chest! One! Two! Three!! Addy and Regan keep brawling!! DING DING DING Victoria sees the Cruiserweight Championship belt and grabs it quickly! She slides into the ring! Addy and Regan are up at the bottom of the ramp as Addy is shoved down to the mat while Bunga rolls out of the ring! Addy looks into the ring where Soldado is taunting on the turnbuckles with the Cruiserweight Championship holding it up! Jimmy Garcia: Soldado has his title, finally!! He has the Championship!!Katta Pult: And at Evolution IV, he has to defend against two of the top females in Action Wrestling! Regan Voorhees and Addy A!Jimmy Garcia: What a triple threat match that's going to be!Addy A taunts at Soldado while he holds up the Cruiserweight Championship and Regan is holding Bunga up on the ramp as Regan is trash talking both Addy and Soldado. Katta Pult: Evolution IV is the biggest PPV of all time, and this match just might be the biggest in CruiserClash history!Jimmy Garcia: We're out of time!! We'll see you at Evolution IV!!Katta Pult: Goodnight everybody!
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