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Post by Bad Ass Bob on Jun 22, 2021 18:15:51 GMT -5
The great Peter Dinklage is signing autographs as a pink convertible pulls up. Put pops a man wearing a tailor made pink suit Steven Osbourne.
Osbourne: I'm here to prove something. That the super sexy boogeyman slayer is the greatest cheater in the world. Not just because I have 6 girlfriends. Because I actually have several. Watch and learn.
Steven opens the passenger door and helps out a man in a refs shirt carrying a white cane.
Steven then repeatedly kicks and punches the side of the car before reaching into the backseat and pulling out a blow up doll. He covers her.
Osbourne: I got him pinned!
The blind referee slowly gets into position. Checks to make sure both shoulders are down with his hand before counting.
1
2
3!
Steven sneaks up on Peter and pickpockets him of the belt while he's chatting up a dame then hops into the car screaming about his greatness as he speds off leaving the referee behind.
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Post by Willy Dinkas on Jun 22, 2021 20:31:44 GMT -5
Steven Osbourne is at a random gas station in the middle of Nowhere, USA and he's pissing in the little person's urinal mid piss Willy Dinkas walks in and see him using HIS urinal. He gradually walks over and kicks him in the shin. Steven not knowing what's going on turns and begins pissing on the floor. Willy Dinkas again kicks him in the shin causing Steven to slip and fall into his own piss; hitting his head on the floor. Willy Dinaks jumps onto his chest and stands there as a referee comes running into the restroom and makes the count for a pin attempt. 1... 2... 3... Willy Dinkas jumps off his chest and grabs the 24/7 Championship randomly off the sink counter and begins running out of the restroom. Exiting the restroom he's tripped by Macaulay Culkin who then drops on top of him as the referee exits the restroom; he again makes the count. 1... 2... 3... Macaulay Culkin grabs the 24/7 Championship and runs out of the restroom as the New Champion!!
Copy and Paste Below Because Why Not
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Post by Karlie Nash on Jun 22, 2021 21:21:53 GMT -5
Macaulay Culkin runs through the gas station with the 24/7 champion title, he runs by the patrons in the gas station outside towards his car. Kevin.
Culkin looks around.
Kevin.
Again Culkin looks around.
Culkin is suddenly clubs over the head with a purse and falls to the ground.
Katherine O'Hara stands over Culkin, then looks around then covers. The ref who looks like the identical twin of Joe Pesci counts.
One....
Two...
Three....
New 24/7 champion.
Katherine O'Hara puts the 24/7 title in her purse and walks off
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Post by Bad Ass Bob on Jun 23, 2021 11:14:37 GMT -5
Steven Osboutne makes his return sneaking up on Catherine O Hare and applying the lip lock French kissing the veteran actor. Catherine pushes him away but Steven persists.
Catherine: Quit it quit it!
Steven turns to the referee with a smile.
Osbourne: Did you hear that? She quit!
The ref Nods. Probably not technically correct but what do you expect from an unpaid street ref.
Osbourne: Was it as good for you as it was for me baby? Now gimme my belt. Im gonna go prove chicks dig the gold.
Catherine reaches into her purse pulls out the title then hands it to Steven. He celebrates recklessly which allows Catherine to reach into her purse again and pull out mace. She sprays Steven full on in the eyes leading to him shrieking and running off..
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Post by Karlie Nash on Jun 23, 2021 13:46:17 GMT -5
The blinded and Shrieking Steven stumbles and bumps into something...or someone.
He clears his vision to reveal his bumped into a motorhome, before he can react, the door flies open sending him falling to the ground members of Duck Dynasty pour out of the motorhome
John Godwinn; No normal man is be capable of that kind of smell
Si Robinson steps out of the motor home.
Phil Robinson: Yep, too much roadkill.
Si's foot is on Steven as Sadie Robinson who just happens to be wearing a ref shirt counts.
One.
Two.
Three.
New 24/7 champion.
Sadie hands her uncle the title.
Si: I'll put this in my duck Blind.
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Post by Downfall on Jun 23, 2021 15:03:46 GMT -5
[/center] A tall, ominous figure in a black cloak stands there. Pale, implacable, bearing a scythe. The Grim Reaper awaits for Si Robinson of Duck Dynasty. "Your time has come," he rumbles ominously. "Death?? Death is coming for me?? No!" Si Robinson says, spittle flying from his beard. "Oh lordy it's not my time! Please, isnt there anything I can give you? Anything you want that you can take instead?" The Grim Reaper glides towards Robinson, brandishing his curved blade, "There is nothing you have that I desire, mortal. I will now - Hey, except that sweet championship belt, where did you get that?" The once-popular reality star's eyes follow his path of sight, fixing on the title. Robinson babbles, "That? I won that from a young man, all I had to do was count three on the floor." They both consider for a moment, and finally the Grim Reaper nods, "A bargain has been made." Sensing what he needs to do, Si Robinson bends down, his knees popping. The Grim Reaper drops down and hooks the leg for a pin. A winged demon appears in a puff of smoke, slapping the ground. 1... 2... 3!! New 24/7 Champion! The Grim Reaper collects the title belt and glides off, though he looks back and warns, "Beware, Si Robinson, your time will still draw near, you are fated to choke on your own tongue ranting on Fox News. Bewareeee." Si Robinson looks at one of his other clan members, puzzled. "Now what the tarnation did he mean by that?" he asks the departing Grim Reaper.
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Post by Bad Ass Bob on Jun 23, 2021 15:09:36 GMT -5
The duck dynasty family decide to have a meal before putting away Si's title. Meanwhile Steven Osbourne is locking his wounds and planning his next attack when he is tapped on the shoulder. He turns and is face to face with Jaice Wilds.
Wilds: there's a lot of them. I say we team up and take them out then fight over the title ourselves. I'm not too worried since I already beat you for one title..
Osbourne: Good plan. On the count of three then?
They count then Jaice charges but Steven trips Jaice sending him in the table of food and kicking off a Robertson family hillbilly stomp. With the dynasty distracted Steven decides to hit on a woman Miss Kay.
Osbourne: As a woman of experience you're more open to trying new things. Wanna eat possum stew off of my Big Stevie?
Miss Kay ladles possum stew down Steven's pants.
Osbourne: That's hot. Is that a come on?
Miss Kay slaps Steven as Si and Phil look on.
Si: Weren't you worried about him hitting on your woman?
Phil: Nah Miss Kay is too smart to fall for a city slicker like that's bullshit.
Out of nowhere Si is rolled up and pinned by none other then Ru Paul
Ru Paul: you ain't never gonna live that down baby.
Ru struts off with the title muttering something about cleaning the squirrel gravy off it.
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Post by Bad Ass Bob on Jun 23, 2021 15:13:10 GMT -5
Ru Paul and the Grim Reaper look at each other each holding a title. Ru shrugs then hands over his belt.
Psul: Do your thing baby I just wanted to embaraas Si anyway
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Post by John Black on Jun 23, 2021 19:35:34 GMT -5
Tommy appears out of nowhere, and see's RuPaul or "Psul" holding the 24/7 Title in some trailer out the window. He then beats up a pizza man, and wears his outfit, while holding two boxes of pizza, as he knocks on the trailer door, he looks at RuPaul. T: Uh... Pizza for Miss--err I Mean Mister Paul? She lets him inside the trailer to leave the boxes of pizza at the table, then RuPaul was changing into her drag outfit, and notices the belt left by where the pizza is. Then as soon as Rupaul was half naked, Tommy then rolls up RuPaul, while a random ref counted the fall. 1.. 2.. 3.. T-WISH WINS BELT! Tommy then gets handed the 24/7 title from the ref, and he runs out of the trailer, but comes back to get her heels and a slice of pizza then fleas off that nobody could find him.
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Post by Bad Ass Bob on Jun 24, 2021 7:51:13 GMT -5
The Grim Reaper shakes his head. Tommy Wish obviously delusionally believing Ru Paul was still the champion somehow. The reaper hits him with his scythe anyways and takes back the belt regardless.. he has his principles even if he is an angel of death.
The Reaper walks around with the belt for several hours no one daring to try for the belt..
Until a van pulls up and runs over the grim reaper.
Dr. Kerkorian pops out and pins the reaper then gets back in his van with the title.
The Grim sits up completely unhurt. The title was annoyance anyhow he had souls to reap. The Robertson clan was appearing on Fox News tonight after all
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