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Post by Downfall on Jun 13, 2021 19:48:56 GMT -5
So this is a game I've loved on some boards before. A non canon, running game of hot potato with a fictional 24/7 rules title, sort of like what Crash Holly or R-Truth were usually into.
The rules of the game are simple. One person starts it off by being gifted with the 24/7 title, for arguments sake, by AW officials/Tort/whomever.
Then in every subsequent post, someone writes a short paragraph description of an attack or some kind of angle. This is your invitation to go crazy with it. It doesn't even have to be with your character. The fun of the game is to get ridiculous, break continuity, even get loose with the laws of physics if need be. If you want it to be three children in an oversized trench coat that makes the pin, make it so. Your post doesn't have to follow the same story thread, you can have the champion in some other setting, you can have your character find them somewhere completely different. The setting and way you attack the champion and get them down is completely up to you.
Every post has to end with the character, whoever they are, somehow making a pin on the champion, with a referee they apparently brought along. 1... 2... 3!! New 24/7 Champion!
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Post by Downfall on Jun 13, 2021 19:53:44 GMT -5
To start it off:
Jaice Wilds comes walking out of the AW corporate offices, a black bag in the shape of a belt clasped under his arm. He grins, thinking of how he's going to parade around backstage at Clash as the new, inaugural 24/7 champion. He only takes a seconds hesitation to look at the belt in his hands, trying to think of a lie to cover up the fact that he bought this title with a bribe.
While Jaice is standing at the elevators leading into the lobby of AW corporate holding the brand new title, he is oblivious to the fact that Jason Twisted has watched the exchange go down and is envious of the new belt. So he waits for Jaice to start walking, and Twisted rolls out a bucket of dingy mop water he retrieved from the janitors closet.
Twisted takes the mop out and slather the floor with a big, sloppy, wet kiss from the mop, spreading a big puddle in the middle of the marble floor. Jaice, mooning over the title in his hands, walks without looking and then he slips, tumbling head over foot and landing hard on his back.
"Sorry, no wet floor sign!" snickers Twisted. He comes down for a cover, and his appointed referee swoops in, smacking the ground.
1...
2...
3!!
New 24/7 Champion!
Twisted picks the belt up, removes it from the velvet bag, and admires it before stepping around the fallen Jaice and the puddle of water and walking away.
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Post by Karlie Nash on Jun 14, 2021 1:00:56 GMT -5
Twisted is making his way through the backstage area, the 24/7 rest on his shoulder, he made his way past the trainers room, towards the photography area , but realizes he need to badly piss, he pushed open the bathroom and entered and knelt down checking the stalls, he pissed then quickly washed his hands. and exits the bathroom.
twisted smirking as he stops at the photography area.
"Take my picture with the new Shiny belt."
The photographer snaps the camera blinding Twisted, he stumbles forward, bumping into crates and wrestling officials. Twisted's vision clears and he is passing the merchandise table bumping into some dude holding a clipboard..
"Out of my way loser."
Twisted his headed towards his locker room when a door flies open hitting him hard and stunning him. Buck Reynolds steps from behind the door and quickly rolls up Twisted. A ref who conveniently happened to be leaning against the wall, dropped down and counted.
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3...
New 24/7 Champion
Reynolds pumps his fist, and the ref puts the title around his was. Reynolds smiles and heads towards catering.
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Post by Bad Ass Bob on Jun 14, 2021 22:39:44 GMT -5
Buck doesn't get time to celebrate whoever as he is sprayed directly in the face with Mrs. Butterworth syrup by Jaice Wild. Reynolds looks confused.
Reynolds: The fuck was that?
Wild: I'm fighting cancel culture!
Buck big boots down Wilds and begins to walk away only to be ambushed by Jaice with a box of Aunt Jemina pancake mix to the face. The powder goes everywhere but thanks to the syrup it sticks to Buck's eyes blinding him leading to a Wilds inside cradle!
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3!
Jaice celebrates wildly!
Wilds: FIRST EVER TWO TIME CHAMPION! THIS IS WHY I AM THE LEGEND TO END ALL LEGENDS! THE ICON TO END ALL ICONS. THE...
Jaice continues to celebrate and brag never seeing it coming...
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Post by Downfall on Jun 15, 2021 11:13:01 GMT -5
Jaice walks away from the arena, holding the AW 24/7 championship and still celebrating being the first ever two-time champion. He spots a taco truck parked in the loop out front of the arena, and feels his tummy begin growling. He walks up to the taco truck, already salivating over the thought of carne asada, when the person behind the register turns around. Jaice's eyes bug out of his head.
"Matthew McConaughey??"
The award-winning actor and Wild Turkey spokesman leans down to the counter. "Well alright alright alright, what can I get you?"
Wilds is stunned and starstruck, but he looks confused, "Why are you running a taco truck?"
McConaughey just answers "I stole Sam Kidsgrove's credit cards," as if that answers anything, "Whatchu want, man?"
Wilds starts to say, "I'll have three tacos," but then he pats his pockets, "Shit! I don't have any money on me."
"Gotta pay if you wanna sample of McConaughey's meats, maan," the actor responds, then nods at Wilds, "What about that championship belt you're carrying?"
Wilds looks from McConaughey, to the belt he's cradling like a beloved pet, clutching it to his chest, but his hunger is too much. "Alright, you win, Matthew McConaughey."
Sighing, Jaice lays down, and McConaughey gets out of the taco truck, dropping down and covering for a pin as a referee jumps out of the truck with him.
1...
2...
3!!
New 24/7 Champion!
McConaughey shoots upright, grabbing the 24/7 title and laughing as he starts running away from the taco truck. Jaice looks bewildered. "Can I still get a #2 with a Coke?"
"Fresh outta carne asada, maan," McConaughey responds but he's already escaping in the opposite direction.
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Post by Bad Ass Bob on Jun 16, 2021 18:28:59 GMT -5
Jaice Wilds is disparate.
Wilds: If I don't win this title and keep it action wrestling will never resign me again.
Jaice leans out the window and yells the most disrespectful thing possible.
Wilds: Texas Chainsaw Massacre the Next Generation is your greatest work.
With a snarl mathew drops the title and attacks. For the next ten minutes he brutally destroys Jaice leaving the icon crawling back into the now blood covered taco truck to escape. Dazed Jaice stumbles into the parking break running over the academy award winning actor. Jaice exits with a smirk.
Wilds: I meant to do that.
He covers and the ref counts.
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3!
Wilds: Now to celebrate like the hard-core icon I am.
Jaice gets in the truck and drives off. Flash forward to some sleazy hotel. Jaice is handcuffed to the bed and in comes two strippers to celebrate with him. But not just any strippers. One is dressed as Aunt Jemima and the other like Mrs Butterworth.
Wilds: Now give me my naked lunch.
Jemina: I don't think that's what you think it is.
Wilds: I know what I said
Fortunately for good taste Butterworth produces a kendo stick from under the bed blasts Jaice several times then covers him. Aunt Jemima dons a refs shirt and counts.
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Mrs Butterworth celebrates with the title then ummasks..
It's Jaice Wilds
Corey Black ducks his head in
Black: Holy shit. I did not see that coming.
Jaice clutches the title and prepares for a fight but the king of all wrestlers has bigger fish to fry and walks away. However...
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Post by Void on Jun 16, 2021 21:26:37 GMT -5
Jaice, still in Mrs Butterworth costume sans mask, checks his watch.
"Oh crap, I gotta get to Clash!"
Jaice arrives at whatever location where Clash is, but as he's approaching the arena, he gets stopped by Torture.
"Listen man, as part of our deal for Evolution IV on CBS, we've got to give some other shows exposure."
Jaice sighs, but nods his head.
"Fine. I'm not happy, but hey, I've got some good options. Who do they want me to drop it to? Tom Selick? Jeff Probst? Stephen Colbert?"
Tort frowns.
"Uh, no." He whispers something to Jaice
Jaice's face goes red.
"WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUU-"
We see the set of The Price Is Right. Drew Carey is smiling and welcomes viewers back from the endless myriad of life insurance and elderly medication ads.
"Hey there folks. It's time to spin the Big Wheel, but first-"
Suddenly plumes of fire erupt around the stage. Drew looks shocked, and glances around in fear. A curtain on the left is pulled up, revealing... Jaice Wilds in a (legally distinct) red and black mask, 24/7 title in hand. He walks lethargically up to Drew Carey. Drew looks him up and down, then sheepishly raises a finger to poke him.
Jaice falls to the ground. Drew's face lights up in elation, he covers Jaice and one of the models who presents prizes pulls on a ref shirt.
1. 2. 3!!!!
Drew Carey is the new Action Wrestling 24/7 champion! Drew runs into the audience with the title, hands in the air, as the crowd goes wild. Meanwhile, Jaice walks dejectedly backstage.
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Post by Bad Ass Bob on Jun 17, 2021 10:50:44 GMT -5
Drew does a victory lap around the stage with his new title belt. Then visibly reads off a cue card.
Carey: If you want to see more action like tune in to Action Wrestling weekly on CBS and don't forget to check out Evo
Drew doesn't finish his sentence as he is cracked in the skull with a socket wrench by his old rival Mimi Bobeck! She covers him
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Pull up.
Bobeck: I got something more embarrassing in store for you.
Mimi drops a buzz beer on Drew then forces the prize girl dressed as a ref to count
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Your winner and new champion.. a bottle of buzz beer
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Post by John Black on Jun 17, 2021 12:37:02 GMT -5
JB's friend Tommy, then see's the bottle of buzz beer, and he then snatches if off the table and takes a sip, then he quickly spits it out and he tosses it on the floor. Then he goes to JB, and he ask him to wear a ref shirt and he decides to pin the beer..
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"BOTTLE KICKSOUT" (i know it won't count, but this is all in Tommy's head)
Tommy then looked befuddled and JB shrugs at him, then Tommy see's the bottle grow legs and runs off, then both me chase it into the unfinished Evo 4 arena, and he spears it on the concrete, and we see the ring crew looking shocked as Tommy pins it once again as JB counts.
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TOMMY WISH IS NEW 24/7 Champion!
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Post by Bad Ass Bob on Jun 17, 2021 14:40:44 GMT -5
Tommy Wish is awarded the title in his mind at least by the president Abe Lincoln. He approaches the stage to deliver his own Gettysburg address
But he is interested by an axe kick from R Truth!
He covers
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R truth gets up scoops the title and prepares to bolt before looking at the title and laughing
R Truth: My bad. Wrong 24 7 title. I get confused sometimes like as to where I can and can not smoke. I submit this title to..
He looks at drew . But apparently he and Mimi have a love hate relationship as they are having sex against the wheel
R Truth: Not them. I ain't that crazy. I submit the title to whoever catches it.
R Truth tosses the belt over his shoulder as he walks off. Naturally it lands right in the hands of Jaice Wilds.
Wilds: You can't cancel this 24 7 champ!
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Post by John Black on Jun 17, 2021 18:55:05 GMT -5
Suddenly, a rocket lazar beamed on Jaice Wilds, and blast her off the ground. Then NEMESIS from Resident Evil 3 comes in to stalk his prey.
"JAICEEE!" as he uttered those words towards her
Then she fleas off, and barricades herself in a room, but to no avail he breaks into the room and uses his tentacles from his shoulders to strangle her, and finishing her off with a Chokeslam from the tentacles.
Then he takes the 24/7 title off her body and places his hands on her chest for the three, as one of the zombies in a ref shirt counts the fall
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NEMESIS CAPTURES THE 24/7 CHAMPIONSHIP... then walks away to find his next Jill sandwich.
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Post by Downfall on Jun 17, 2021 20:16:51 GMT -5
As the Nemesis is starting to stomp away, a crossbow bolt flies through the air and impales it through the eye. Daryl Dixon, from the bushes, lowers his crossbow and swears in some country mannerism not approved by the AMC channel. Then he nods to the other members of his party. Nemesis, a crossbow bolt hanging from his eye, stomps towards Daryl's position, roaring "STAAAAARS"
Suddenly, an SVU slams into the Nemesis full speed, knocking the T-virus mutate off his feet.
Rick Grimes gets out of the front seat, in a daze, and starts yelling "CORAAARL"
From the ground, the wounded Nemesis roars back "STAAAAARS"
"COOOOOORRAAALL"
"STAAAAAAARS"
This goes back and forth for almost a minute.
Carl comes out of the bushes, saying "Im here dad!" But he gets a bit too close to the hands of the Nemesis, and Nemesis snatches his ankle and bites Carl.
Then, Maggie, Michonne and Daryl all open fire on the killer zombie to retrieve Carl. After it's been pumped full of lead, the Nemesis stops moving.
Rick Grimes hurries over to his son, who is coughing blood, already on his way to becoming one of the undead. "CORAL!!!"
As Rick lays over top of the body of Nemesis to cradle his son, a convenient referee looks down, sees he has a job to do, and slaps the grass.
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3! New 24/7 champion, Rick Grimes
Oblivious to winning the title, Rick cradles his zombifying son his face a mask of anguish, and says "WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO TURBINES LISTEN TO??"
"Dad..."
"THEY'RE BIG METAL FANS"
"Dad pls, I'm dying" Carl moans.
"BIG METAL FANS, COOOOORALL."
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Post by Bad Ass Bob on Jun 18, 2021 5:45:11 GMT -5
I want a re match.
Is matter of factly stated by Walter White approaching Rick Grimes.
Grimes: What?
White: A rematch of our epic rap battle.
Grimes: Weren't you embarassed enough the first time? Besides there is no way the hack writing these lines is creative enough to come up with an epic rap battle off the top of his head.
White: Fine.. how about we just smoke meth ins tead. I just cooked up a fresh batch of crystal.
Grimes: Now there's an idea.
And they do exactly that. When they finished Walter White starts to giggle.
Grimes: What's so funny.
To Live Would be a very big adventure.
And with that quote from Hook Sheriff Grimes spins around.. right into a rock bottom from Zombie Robin Williams!
Zombie Williams: Good morning Vietnam! Or whatever the hell we are!
Robin executes the shambling elbow and makes a cover as Walter White dons a ref's shirt his plan complete.
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Post by Bad Ass Bob on Jun 18, 2021 16:43:26 GMT -5
Who's the son of a bitch who misgendered me?
Jaice Wilds demands as he storms on the scene.
Wilds: I'm a guy
And Jaice proves it by whipping it out
Williams: Brains. Zombie Robin Williams hungry.
Robin pounces on him.. jaice screams as Williams attacks.. then walks away disappointed.
White: What happened?
Williams: No brains. Wait..
Zombie Robin grabs Walter seemingly ending their alliance until Jaice rolls him up from behind.
123
The fast count from Walter White changes the title as everyone runs for the hills from Zombie Robin Williams
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Post by Shadowlove on Jun 19, 2021 1:46:12 GMT -5
Caitlyn Jenner and Kurt Angle overhears Jaice’s ranting to Walter White about being misgendered.
Caitlyn, wearing the gold medal from the 1976 Olympic Games in Montreal that she won when she was a he, stabs Zombie Robin Williams thru the head with an Olympic Javelin, killing the zombie instantly, as Kurt Angle German Suplexes Jaice.
Caitlyn goes for the cover, as Kurt ankle locks Walter White, forcing him to fast count Jaice…
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3…
Caitlyn and Kurt celebrate their victory as the new 24/7 Champion like the male version of Red White and Bruised on an Olympics metal stand as the National Anthem begins to play…
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Post by Bad Ass Bob on Jun 19, 2021 19:39:29 GMT -5
Caitlyn Jenner and Kurt Angle continue to celebrate.. racing each other up the steps Rocky Style. Kurt inning the race a half step. Caitlyn holds her hand out to Kurt thanking him for the race.. but then she pushes him down the steps hard Angle lands right on his C4.
Jenner: You won the oylmpic gold medal with a freaking broken neck.. but you can't win the 24/7 title with one? You're a poser Kurt! I already won the 24/7 title. I'm going to make the senate. I already made millions upons millions. Someday I'll be the president! I am unstoppable! Like literally no one can stop me. Like when Kayne and Kim wanted to name their kid North West. Nobody stopped them. Same idea!
Caitlyn looks out waiting for challengers to climb the steps. But she doesn't see the threat crawling up them. The braces wearing adult baby Adriana Lynch.She crawls up behind Jenner.. and reaches into her diaper. Applying the handful of shit assisted manible claw.
Lynch: Even I can see you're a poo poo head!
Caitlyn vomits, chokes on her own vomit and hopefully dies. From the bottom of the steps Kurt Angle has made a mircalous recovery and counts down Caitlyn's shoulders.
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3!
Adriana crawls around celebrating as fans at home curse longing for the days that Jaice Wilds was champion. Or maybe even Caitlyn Jenner.
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Post by Bad Ass Bob on Jun 20, 2021 8:20:03 GMT -5
Adriana Lynch is relaxing sucking hee thumb in a giant baby carriage clutching the 24/7 title like a teddy bear. Content in the knowledge she's safe because no one wants to even touch her.
Oh fuck. Not this bitch again.
An enraged Andre Holmes approaches with a giant Tumblr of wine. He immediately smashes the adult baby with braces again and again with the Tumblr until she is beaten bloody. He then tosses the baby carriage directly into a brick wall and starts to stomp the crying Lynch. Finally some random guy who just happened to be wearing a striped shirt picks up the belt and hands it to Andre.
Guy: Shit.. thats enough dude. She's had enough
Your winner by referee *sorta* stoppage Andre Holmes
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Post by Bad Ass Bob on Jun 20, 2021 11:44:56 GMT -5
Andre looks at the title belt while walking down the street cracking his knuckles.
Holmes: I didn't even want that title I just wanted to kill that fucking baby again. But now that I have it I'll be dammed if I let some motherfucker take it from me.
Andre looks forward and smile.
Holmes: OH shit.. Alex Richards. It's been awhile. How you've been?
Alex plod towards him his eyes glassed over. Maybe because he's replaced his traditional boot of zimquila with a keg of ZimQuila that's he's drinking from. Andre looks concerned and approaches Alex.
Holmes: You alright man?
Alex goes to speak but instead collapses on top of Andre keg and all. A random referee notices and counts.
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Alex wins the title while completely unconscious. The referee rolls him off Andre then rolls the keg off. Meanwhile the always opportunistic Adam Young sneaks up and makes a cover snarling at the ref to fucking count
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Broken up by the Daughter of Time!
Blue: No more titles for you!
Bonnie applies the time lock on Young. With the leader of the Big Time Jenks screaming in agony. Andre finally gets the keg off himself but before he can get up Evil Paul Rudd swoops in and covers Alex.
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Paul laughs scooping up the gold and fleeing from the former Guardians
Rudd: Fuck you Richards! I told you I'd have my revenge motherfucker
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Post by Bad Ass Bob on Jun 20, 2021 19:10:48 GMT -5
Evil Paul Rudd walks down the Hollywood walk of fame practicing his evil laugh when a referee saddles up beside him. Paul grins.
Rudd: Someone thinks they are going to take this title. That's why they hired you, right?
The referee nods. Paul laughs again.. evilly. As from out of nowhere pops a mysterious masked man. We then hear him.. subtitled.
I am El Jobbo Maserota! You are not a wrestler which means I will finally win a match.. a title even. Perhaps I will no longer be a disgrace to my family. Perhaps.. I'll even get
Evil Paul Rudd pulls out a shotgun and literally blows El Jobbo Maserota's head off.
Referee: What did you do that for?
Rudd: Because I'm fucking evil!
Paul covers the headless jobber.
Rudd: Now count.
Referee: Umm.. is it really nessaury?
Rudd: I have a shotgun. Don't fucking make me ask twice.
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3!
Evil Paul Rudd stands up and makes the referee raise his arm. Until a second masked men appear.
I am El Jobbo Maserota Dos. You killed my brother prepare to
Second shotgun blast. Second cover
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Referee: You do know you'll go to jail for killing people.
Rudd: I'm a fucking celebrity! Do you really think the justice sytem can touch me.
Another mysterious masked man appears.
I am El Hijo Jobbo Maserota.
Boom! One more down. Paul pulls the jobber on top of him.
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He kicks out and then rolls over and drapes an arm across El Hijo.
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Rudd: This is fun isn't it?
Referee: You're sick.
Rudd: Fucking right I am!
A fourth masked man appears.
Rudd: I'm so evil I'm not even going to let you introduce yourself. Eat fucking shotgun!
Click.
Rudd: Out of bullets? Oh well.. it's just a jobber.
Evil Paul kicks him in the gut DDTs him on his own hollywood sign then locks in his submission hold from his old wrestling days.. the evil acolades. In seconds El Jobbo Maserota 4 is snoring.
Referee: You could have just beat them up instead of you know.. murdering them?
Rudd: Are you fucking stupid? I wouldn't be evil if I didn't kill them.
Paul begins to walk away but the fourth Jobbo pops up and rolls up Rudd from behind.
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He removes his mask and it's...
Jaice Wilds in a mask!
Jaice runs off with the title.
Referee: I suppose you want to give chase..
Rudd: Why bother. I don't care about the title. I just want to hurt people. Speaking of which..
Paul grabs the referee's hand breaks all his fingers using the butt of the shotgun then walks away whistling a happy tune.
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Post by Bad Ass Bob on Jun 21, 2021 18:53:50 GMT -5
Jaice meanwhile is now at the bar. Standing on the bar being unbearable. 24/7 title draped over his shoulder.
Wilds: Have I mentioned yet that I am a 6 time 24/7 champion yet?
YES the bar patrons answer.
Wilds: How does it feel to be a living legend you ask? It feels great to be this huge! I'm a massive star. All those little tiny stars.. they suck. The little people will never know what's like to be me! They are so weak, so tiny, so insignificant compared to the great and powerful Jaice Wilds!
One bar patron can't take it anymore. With a scream of rage Peter Dinklge charges... and motions for Jaice to get off the bar. Jaice does laughing.
Wilds: You want to challenge me? That's so precious! You're like a little baby...
Peter punches Jaice directly in the balls.. then small packages him. The bartender who's also sick of Jaice's shit counts.
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On his way out Peter gets in a parting shot.
Dinklage: By the way that small package.. was a really small package. I almost missed.
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