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Post by Action Reel on Jun 8, 2021 0:46:15 GMT -5
Torture does all kinds of weird shit for Evolution IV
We come back to Monday Night Clash and Torture is getting water out of a vending machine. Torture turns around and Shane Striker and Bam Beefer are limping up to a table to sit at it. Torture: Hey, whats up guys!?They don't look happy and they're pretty beat up. Torture: Hey did you guys win your match?!Bam Beefer: N-Striker stops him. Striker has also been one of the ones to wander what the fuck is going on with Torture. Shane Striker: Uh yeah, we won our tag match.Torture: Hell yeah, thats SIIIICK!Striker and Beefer look at each other. Torture: Tell you what, at Evolution IV, I'm doing a #1 contenders Tag Team match! I want it big, I want it important, so I'll add you guys in! Team .. whats your names again?!Shane Striker: Team Extreme.Torture: Yeaaaah, crazyyy, Team Extreme, you guys are in!Crowd boos. Striker and Beefer celebrate and walk away. Torture takes a sip of his water. Torture: Those guys are hardcore, how cool.Tort turns around and heads back to the office when he's stopped by Mason Jones. Mason Jones: Sir, I was wondering if I cou-Torture: Could get an autograph, hellll yeah.Mason Jones: Well, no, I already have it, but sir I was wondering about this tag match you said.Torture: Yeah, Evolution IV, the biggest pay per view of all time, Detroit, Ford Field, #1 contender tag match.. winning team can face the Tag Team Champions in July! You want in?! Mason Jones: For real?!Torture: Yeah, well, you need a partner. You're not tag teaming with a ghost are ya?!Mason Jones: No.Torture: Not a time traveling witch, right?!Mason Jones: No?Torture: You're not teaming with someone who wants to eventually take over the company and then beat down Seth Le-.. Oh, uh who is your partner? Mason Jones: I'm going to have to ask him...Torture: Oh nice! Yeah, you ask him to be your partner and you're in!Mason Jones: Ohh man! Thank you, Torture! I also have advice! Say you want to ask him but you want it to be for real, you want .. a tag partner for life, how would y-Torture: Listen, put your big boy pants on, you go out there and make it a grand gesture. Or don't. Do it or don't do it. Do it for sure, but don't do it if ya don't want to. You know what I gotta go.Torture sips his water and walks off. Mason smiles to himself and nods. We cut to a commercial break.
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Post by Action Reel on Jun 8, 2021 0:47:36 GMT -5
Howard Black Segment
We cut back to the War Memorial Arena as “Lost Boys” by Death Grips begins to play over the P.A. There’s an immediate roar of appreciation from the crowd. Chris Avery: Well, I didn’t think we’d be hearing this music for some time!Billy: We’ve always said it, Chris – Howie’s a tough sonuvabitch who sure as hell don’t know how to stay down.The curtain parts, and the Lost Boy steps out onto the stage. His gait is slow and unsteady, but he walks unassisted. One arm hangs in a sling, and in the other hand, he holds a microphone. Chris Avery: Well his war with James Nightingale, that stomach-turning “I Quit” match at Havoc, is certainly evident in its toll. With Evolution IV just weeks away, it begs the question as to whether or not Black will be cleared in time.Billy: Chris, that man’ll fight cleared or not.When Howard reaches the ring, he takes the stairs. He favors the beaten ankle Nightingale had targeted, but he makes his way up without issues. Inside the ring, he makes his way to the center. The audience is on their feet, clapping appreciatively – the moment is not lost on the Lost Boy. His face is visibly emotional as his music fades. The roar of the crowd is still loud. Audience: THANK YOU HOWIE! THANK YOU HOWIE!Black reaches up to not too subtly rub his eyes. He smiles – big and genuine – but his eyes go down to the mat and away from the audience. Howard Black: So, I made my first video game cover.The crowd roars once again. Chris Avery: That’s AW 2k21! This year’s cover, revealed at Havoc, will feature both Howard and Corey Black!Billy: Pre-Order available now!Howard looks back up to the crowd, taking a slow but deliberate effort to pivot around and take everyone in. He raises the microphone once more. Howard Black: Last week, James Nightingale won. I came to in a hospital bed, diagnosed with a concussion. I’ve got stitches in the side of my head, my arm and ankle aren’t in the best shape… but even if he won the match, James Nightingale failed in his goal. My journey is not going to come to its end a stop prematurely. I am going to have my final match at Evolution IV. Which means… it’s time for me to make my challenge.A roar from the crowd! Chris Avery: Here we are! And we can only wonder who it’s going to be!Billy: Howie’s had a career full of storied friendships and rivalries! It could be Dune – could be Crow McMorris – could be a rematch with someone here!Howard Black: I’ve thought long and hard about this since almost a year ago, when I took to this ring after my return at Havoc III. At first, there were only two names which seemed truly appropriate, and one of them chose to jump to the front of the line last year. As this year has progressed, my decision has only felt more assured. It could only have been this man who deserves that honor – he is my friend, my brother, and more than ever, he is the man I need to see across from me that last time when the bell rings. We’ve traveled the world together – we’ve fought on the same side, and we’ve fought on opposite sides. I’m talking of course….Howard pauses, turning to the stage. Howard Black: About Kaz.A hush falls over the crowd. Howard Black: Kaz Mazy, who many of you know from his run as one of the most dominant Cruiserweight Champions of all time. Kaz Mazy, the man who I fought side-by-side with in Trios. The Kaz who was one of the first friends of my career and who has worked me with through three companies. It’s not sexy, but it’s the one I want and the one you deserve.
I don’t expect you to be here, Kaz – we haven’t seen you since CruiserHavoc. But I know you, and I know you’re out there watching. We have one more week until the grandest stage of them all, and I hope next week you’ll –“God’s Gonna Cut You Down” by Johnny Cash hits the PA, cutting Howard off. On the stage, Buddy Roman makes his entrance, a wicked grin on his face. Buddy Roman: I apologize, Badger Black, for an old Jew lacks the hearing of his youth. As I sat in the back, indulging myself in the magnificent catering spread, my ears pricked at what seemed a familiar sound – the sound and fury of an idiot, challenging my son.The crowd boos! Buddy Roman: You stand here in this ring, Badger Black, laying this challenge down as though MacBeth who cannot be killed by woman-born. Well despair thy challenge for we have seen quite thoroughly this year that you, Badger Black, have been killed not only by two women, but whatever James Nightingale is! And if you believe that you can last even a minute in the ring with my son when the hospital braclette hasn’t even been cut off your wrist, then you –Howard Black: Shut the hell up.A pop from the crowd! Buddy Romans looks stunned. Howard Black: I don’t wanna talk to you, Buddy, I’ve spent far too much time in my career doing so anyway. I want you…He pauses and walks forward, leaning his good elbow on the ropes. Howard Black: ...to deliver me challenge to Kaz.Buddy Roman stands at the base of the ramp. His wicked grin returns. Howard has no idea someone has jumped the barricade behind him. Buddy Roman: I don’t feel that’s necessary. I believe he heard you just fine.Howard turns and puts up a one-arm guard instinctively, but the Denko-Ken easily evades the defense and strikes him in the chest! He hits the mat, and Kaz stands over him to the boos of the crowd! Chris Avery: He’s here! We haven’t seen Kaz Mazy since CruiserHavoc!Billy: And a craven shot to an injured man!Kaz lurks over Howie, circling him like a shark with an expressionless look on his face. As Howie begins to attempt to sit up, Kaz grabs him by the jacket lapels and wrenches him to his feet. Billy: R-PSYCHO!!The cutter leaves Howard laid out in the ring, and “Sunlifter” hits the P.A. The boos rain down hard. Kaz stands above the Lost Boy. Chris Avery: I don’t know about you, Billy, but this seems like a challenge accepted.Billy: Gee, Chris, I suppose we gotta see if Howie’s even cleared by Evolution! And to take this blind assault – that can’t be good for him!We fade to commercial. The General can help you save on auto insurance.
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Post by Action Reel on Jun 8, 2021 0:48:58 GMT -5
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Post by Action Reel on Jun 8, 2021 0:50:56 GMT -5
"ill" Jill Park vs. Odin Balfore
“Therefore I am” begins to play through the PA system and Jill Park struts onto the ramp in a white jacket and thick white aviator sunglasses. She stops in the center of the stage as golden pyro consumes her for a moment. As it dissipates, she walks down to the ring(usually to a chorus of boos) and she slides into the ring. Jill stands in the center of the ring and slowly and sensually removes the jacket, tossing it in the nearest corner. Billy: Here comes the MTV Reality star Jill Park!Chris Avery: She has a tall order here doesn't she?!Billy: Odin is one tall task, not to mention, at Havoc Odin and Walter fell off the stage and through some of our production boxes!Chris Avery: And we heard Walter was released!Billy: What a strange night!“With Oden On Our Side” Hit’s the PA system. The arena grows dark as the fans get to their feet to catch a glimpse of the stage. The fans stand and cheer an once the vocals starts, the arena lights flash back on and there stands Odin Balfore, centre stage. Odin stares down at the ring with a sinister grin as the fans sing along with the chorus. Crowd: Futile to resist! You know why we have come! Futile to resist... the battle is.. already won! Crowd: Futile to resist! You know why we have come! Futile to resist... the battle is.. already won! The fans pop insanely right after as Odin begins to walk down the ramp at a slow an methodical pace. Once he gets to the foot of the ring, he steps up on it and looks around the arena again before stepping over the ropes.. Crowd: Futile to resist! You know why we have come! Futile to resist... Odin cuts off the fans as he raises his hand in triumph. Odin turns back to the ring as the fans finish their part. Crowd: The battle is.. already won! Odin stares down his opponent as he waits for the match to get underway. Billy: Well here we go!!DING DING DING Odin comes out of the corner but Jill Park is lightning quick with strikes and kicks and hits the ropes but Odin goes for a big boot! She catches it and hits more knees and strikes to the legs! Odin is reeling but not falling back! He hits a few strikes and she stumbles back! He goes for another big boot and he misses and his foot goes through middle rope! Jill takes advantage by repeatedly kicking the thigh of Odin! He shoves her away!! Billy: She's gotta go fast! Quick here right?Chris Avery: She has to keep chopping at the big tree!Odin gets his leg back and turns around and Jill rushes and jumps but Odin moves and lets her crash stomach first on the top rope! She stumbles back and Odin hits a neckbreaker! Billy: Whoa what impact!Odin gets up and picks up Jill hitting a sidewalk slam!! He picks her up again and hits a second sidewalk slam! He pins with pure confidence! Billy: Hes got a cover!One! Two! No! Jill kicks out! Odin gets to his feet and grabs her but she claws away from his grasp and hits the ropes and Odin goes for a clothesline but Jill ducks and jumps up for a sleeper! Odin breaks her off a piece and she lands on her feet! Odin rushes in but Jill drop toe holds Odin into the turnbuckles! He still on his feet! Jill rushes in and hits a body splash! Billy: She connected with that one!Jill tries to pick up Odin but it doesn't work out and he shoves her! She comes back with a superkick to the legs! A superkick to the midsection! A superkick to the face of Odin!! Billy: THREE SUPERKICKS IN A ROW!!The ActionTron lights up. Billy: What is going on!?We see Jaice and Cormack leading at least 20 security officers holding back a crazed man. A man with pure rage and anger in his eyes. Chris Avery: THATS WALTER!!Odin realizes it and his eyes grow with pure rage. Billy: WHAT IS WALTER DOING?! IS HE TRYING TO GET INTO THE ARENA?!Walter is hammering guards in front of them but for now they have him secured away from the arena! Finally, Odin has had enough and steps over the ropes and exits the ring! Odin paces right up the ramp and through the curtain!! Another camera picks him up moving producers, Tank Reaper and Ryan Daniels out of the way!! Billy: ODIN IS A MADMAN!!Chris Avery: WALTER LOOKS PISSED BUT ODIN WANTS BLOOD!Odin turns a corner and it's an exit to the arena. He turns and the camera zooms in! ITS WALTER. ITS ODIN. Meanwhile in the ring the ref dings the bell!! DING DING DING Billy: Jill Park just defeated Odin Balfore!!Chris Avery: Park with an impressive win!Backstage we see Odin rushing over and Odin is caught by 20 more security guards!! Cormack and Jaice between each struggling group of guards as they inch closer!! Billy: THIS IS MADNESS!! ODIN AND WALTER WANT TO RIP EACH OTHERS HEADS OFF!!Odin is headbutting every guard who stands in front of him, Walter is throwing hammerpunches at the guards!! Jaice and Cormack are calling for more police force to step in!! Odin and Walter are inching closer and closer but Jaice and Cormack have them seperated just enough!! Walter and Odin are reaching through trying to grab at each other!! Just then an Armored truck pulls up and pulls between the two groups!! Odin starts punching the Armored truck!! Walter is headbutting it!! Billy: SHITFIRE!! WHAT ARE THEY DOING?!Chris Avery: THEY'LL GO THROUGH A TEN FOOT LEAD WALL TO GET TO EACH OTHER IF THEY NEEDED TO!!Billy: WALTER IS FIRED!! WALTER ISNT PART OF ACTION WRESTLING ANYMORE!!Chris Avery: ODIN DOESN'T CARE!! HE HAS ONE THING ON HIS MIND AND THATS VENGEFUL JUSTICE!!Walter is being pulled away by at least 20 guards.. and Odin is being held back by at least 22 guards.. We slowly fade to a commercial break.
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Post by Action Reel on Jun 8, 2021 0:51:43 GMT -5
Frank Lowe Got Shit To Say, Bruh
The opening guitar riff of “If You Want Blood” by AC/DC hits the PA, and Frank Lowe walks out onto the stage smoking a cigarette. Frank snears at the crowd as he walks down the ramp. Chris Avery: Raging Frank Lowe made a SWIFT exit from the Havoc Rumble!Billy: And then he threw a tantrum and took his associate Corey Bull out with him!Chris Avery: These two have been at one another’s throats for months now, but I think the power keg is about to explode!Frank reaches the ring and stubbs his cigarette out on the bottom of his wrestling boot before flicking the butt into the audience and climbing into the ring where he calls for a microphone. Raging Frank Lowe: You know, I’ve tried to be nice to Corey Bull for months now…Billy: THAT WAS LOWE BEING NICE?!Chris Avery: Good god. I’d hate to see him be a dick!Raging Frank Lowe: ...and what did it get me? I’ve tried to teach that fucking 7 foot tall stack of shit a thing or two about being a respectable competitor, about how to be a functional member of society and of this company and what happened? He took all of that effort and that special brand of Frank Lowe kindness and he spit directly in my fucking eye! The crowd boos Frank mercilessly. Raging Frank Lowe: So that ungrateful piece of shit can sit and spin! He is out of my Hangmen! He is on his fucking own! If that piece of shit refuses to sit under my learning tree, I’ll pick a fuckin’ switch off that goddamn thing and beat his silly ass with it instead. Chris Avery: Is Lowe throwing down the gauntlet for Bull here?Billy: It sure sounds like it, but I’m… I’m not sure, Chris. [/color] Suddenly, the tron screen lights up and shows the grille of Lowe’s Coupe DeVille in the parking lot. Raging Frank Lowe: What the fuck? Stay away from my fucking car! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING CAMERAMAN?!The shot pans out to reveal a cinder block resting halfway through Lowe’s windshield. Raging Frank Lowe: WHAT THE FUCK?! NOOOOOOOOOOO!The crowd pops at the damage, and Lowe melts down in the middle of the ring. A tire iron comes into the shot and shatters the driver’s door window, and Lowe goes full on apoplectic in response. The iron appears again and shatters the driver’s side back window, and the camera pans out a touch more to reveal the iron is in the hand of Corey Bull! Raging Frank Lowe: BULL, YOU SON OF A BITCH! I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU FUCKING PAY FOR THIS! I’LL TEACH YOUR ASS SOME FUCKING MANNERS!A sadistic smile spreads across Bull’s face as he smashes in the back window before turning and exiting the shot just as Noose and Shooter run up on the scene and assess the damage. Raging Frank Lowe: BULL, YOU FUCKING PUSSY! AT EVOLUTION, I’M GOING TO TEACH YOU THE LAST LESSON YOU’LL EVER LEARN! Your ass is mine!Billy: There it is! Bull versus Lowe at Evolution!Chris Avery: Teacher versus Student, huh?Billy: It sure sounds like it!Chris Avery: I don’t like the sounds of any match where Frank Lowe thinks he’s got the upperhand.Billy: Doesn’t that delusional sumbitch ALWAYS think he’s got the upperhand? Chris Avery: Fair, Billy, fair.
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Post by Action Reel on Jun 8, 2021 0:54:26 GMT -5
Corey Black Vs. The World
We come back from commercial to a crowd that is going absolutely bonkers for Clash! We land at the announce table, lingering on them for just a moment as they look around the arena. Chris Avery: What a time, it's Evolution season, Billy!Billy: That it is, and we got a very special announcement on Twitter over the weekend. It was confirmed that at Evolution, in Dallas, Texas, the Havoc runner-up Corey Black will go one on one with one of - if not the very best - professional wrestlers not signed to Action Wrestling!Chris Avery: "The People's GOAT" James Raven, highly regarded in the scene, will battle the living legend himself. What a match that will be.Billy: Let's throw it ringside where we're scheduled to hear from the King of All Wrestlers.The camera shot switches to a sweeping shot of the ring and up the ramp to the entrance stage, where without music, lights or anything Corey Black steps onto the stage. The crowd loses their minds once again. Black is dressed casually, a Slayer t-shirt with a dark denim vest over it, camo cargo pants and red Chuck Taylors. In his hand, a microphone. Corey Black: For over twenty years, I have been the pillar of this place and the ones that came before it. In Net Championship Wrestling, my second company ever, I debuted in and won the Cruiserweight Championship Tournament. I held that belt until I was World Champion. On my second show employed in Wrestling Championship Federation all the way back in 2002, I was in the main event and solidified myself as a rising prospect and main event player.Crowd politely claps. Corey Black: Nine years ago was the first time I ventured beyond the walls I helped build. I broke the mold. To this day I am asked to return to a place I left better than when I found it. They said I wouldn't last without the safety blanket of familiarity. A man that has done nothing in the wrestling world but fight in the logical progression chain, from NCW to WCF to Action Wrestling, companies tied together, companies I am synonymous with - leaves the scene and impacts another place just as much as he did the ones he called home.More polite clapping, Corey now getting more and more fired up. Corey Black: I've been demanding competition for years, it's my drive. I don't care about the money, the accolades, I am here to fight and I am the VERY -bleep-ING BEST. THE King of ALL Wrestlers, a crown that I do not wear as a silly nickname like some other Twitter trolls would, I back that -bleep- up time and time again. So when a man hits on my radar, a man not in Action Wrestling, but a man that has solidified himself as a force outside this place - four Hall of Fame inductions, countless championships, a football team and gym under his ownership - yeah, I think it's time to show the landscape who Corey Black is.Everyone in the arena going nuts now. Corey Black: At Evolution, the King and the GOAT go one on one. Beyond a dream match, this is two of the best on the biggest stage battling for nothing more than brag.. ging.. rights... ha.Black begins laughing to himself, holding the microphone at a downward angle. He stops, the crowd not sure how to take it. He brings the stick back up, fire in his eyes. Corey Black: You take your -bleep-ing truck of money and you invest it in Gamestop, buy up Dogecoin because the hospital bills you're about to incur are going to include a list of injuries to the -bleep-damn moon, Raven. That stack of cash that motivates you proves that you're not ready for what is coming your way. You're the first in line to Corey Black verses The World, and believe me when I say this - I'm putting the whole world on notice.He drops the mic looking through the camera lens as the crowd loses it! A beat passes and he turns, heading right back through the curtain. Chris Avery: Good lord, what a match that is going to be!Billy: The People's GOAT verses The King of All Wrestlers, only at Evolution, only in Action Wrestling!
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Post by Action Reel on Jun 8, 2021 1:01:21 GMT -5
Main Event #1 Contender for United States Championship Sam Kidsgrove vs. Harvey Marx vs. Max Daemon Adilene Floyd: Welcome to the main event!Fans: YYYAAAYYY!!! Chris Avery: That's an interesting way to start things off.Billy: This gon' get good! These three boys been after Der Metzger for a coon's age!Chris Avery: A WHAT?!Billy: It's been a real long time. All of 'em want to be United States Champion but only one of 'em will be steppin' up at Evolution.Fog fills the stage and an elaborate light show begins. Anticipation builds before Harvey Marx appears. Adilene Floyd: Introducing first… from Seattle, Washington… weighing in at 380 pounds… HARVEY MARX!Marx wows the crowd with his presence as he heads down the ramp. Billy: Harvey Marx been steppin' way up to show that he's in it to win it!"Dead Bite" by Hollywood Undead blasts out on the arena's speakers. Once the guitar riffs begin to form, Max comes out with a smirk on his face and a pumped up step in his legs. He briefly pauses at the top of the ramp to point a pair of finger guns to his side. As he raises them above his head, white fireworks from the left and black fireworks from the right start to go off behind him. Once they meet in the middle, Max brings both hands down in front of him to fire off one shot which coincides with a huge blast of of white and black fireworks behind him. Adilene Floyd: And next… from Tucson, Arizona… weighing in at 180 pounds… MAX DAEMON!Once that is complete, Max makes his way down the ramp. He ignores the men in the audience trying to touch his greatness, but does acknowledge a few ladies he finds worth his time. Once the descent down the ramp has ended, Max slides under the bottom rope into the ring. He gets to his feet and looks to the hard camera, giving them a quick finger gun shot before getting ready for the fight to come. Chris Avery: This could be Max Daemon's big moment to step back into the spotlight that he hasn't quite found since losing the Pure Championship.As the opening riff to “Unity” by Shinedown echoes around the arena. Strobe lights pulse along with the beat. As soon as the drums begin, fire shoots up from the sides of the stage in time with them. Zooey Deschanel, wearing a cute dress and looking like sunshine walks out first, she looks out at all sections of the crowd and nods in time with the music, her face beaming with positive energy. Kidsgrove joins her and puts his arm over her shoulder, bringing her in for a tender kiss. They then start to walk down the ramp, speaking to people in the front row, signing autographs, taking selfies, kissing babies, hi fiving and generally making sure that everyone can get a memento of meeting them. This takes a while. Adilene Floyd: And last but not least… accompanied by Zooey Deschanel… from Staffordshire, United Kingdom… weighing in at 210 pounds… SAM KIDSGROVE!Eventually they make it to the ring area. Kidsgrove jumps to the apron first and lowers the rope for Zooey to get into the ring. When she does, they both immediately go to opposite corners and stand in the middle turnbuckle, posing for the crowd. Kidsgrove doing the “Hey, I know you” or the “Double guns” where Zooey is blowing kisses and waving at people who have their signs or look friendly. They do this again on other turnbuckles and high five each other when they go past. Chris Avery: It's weird that she has so much time off to be at Clash every week.Deschanel then exits the ring after Kidsgrove again holds the rope for her and proceeds to take selfies and high five people at ringside as Kidsgrove smiles at her, then winks and gets ready for action. Billy: LET'S GET IT ON!The opening bell tolls and Harvey Marx proudly stands in the middle of the ring, imposing his size on his adversaries. He dares them to both get some. Kidsgrove and Daemon give each other a nod before going at the big man together. They light him up with strikes before grabbing both arms. They attempt to Northern Irish Whip him into the corner but he doesn't budge. Instead he pulls Daemon into a shoulder tackle before sending Kidsgrove into the corner behind him. Marx wastes no time and he charges at Kidsgrove. Kidsgrove sidesteps and pushes Marx shoulder first into the ring post. Billy: STUNT DOUBLE!Kidsgrove reaches in to grab Marx but he is pulled back by Daemon. Daemon locks him in an inverted facelock before hitting him with a backbreaker and then a neckbreaker. Billy: REBELLION!Chris Avery: There's the cover!ONE! TWO! THR--NOOO!! Billy: HARVEY MARX SPLASHED 'EM BOTH TO BREAK UP THE FALL!Marx made it just in time and now both Kidsgrove and Daemon are pancakes. Marx goes to his knees, holding the side of his neck, still feeling the effect of the ring post. He pulls Kidsgrove up first and sends him to the corner. He then grabs Daemon by the legs and looks out to the fans, who roar in excitement for him. Billy: IT'S GIANT SWING TIME!Indeed. Marx swings Daemon around and the fans start to count the rotations. ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TEN! ELEVEN! TWELVE! THIRTEEN! FOURTEEN! FIFTEEN! SIXTEEN! SEVENTEEN! EIGHTEEN! NINETEEN! TWENTY! He keeps going as Kidsgrove watches dizzily from the corner. He finally snaps out of it and charges in as Marx nears thirty rotations. Billy: HELLUVAKIIIIIICK TO MARX!!!1Marx eats the kick and he releases Daemon, who rolls toward the side of the ring and clutches the bottom rope for safety from the spinning world around him. Kidsgrove hits the ropes and soars through the air toward Marx. Billy: BOX! OFFICE! SMA--Chris Avery: NOPE!Billy: SHITFIRE! MARX DONE CAUGHT HIM WITH A KNOCKOUT PUNCH!Kidsgrove hits the mat with a sickening thud. Marx holds onto his neck and now jaw, looking around at his fallen foes. Chris Avery: THIS IS YOUR TIME!Billy: GO, HARVEY, GO!Chris Avery: THERE'S THE COVER!ONE! TWO! THR--NOOOO!!!!! Chris Avery: MAX DAEMON WITH A SIIIIICK DROPKICK TO THE MASSIVE DOME OF HARVEY MARX!Billy: THE ROAD TO EVOLUTION AIN'T OVER FOR THEM BOYS YET!Daemon grabs Marx's head and locks on most of a camel clutch positioned dragon sleeper. Billy: ARBITER!!Chris Avery: Marx doesn't bend the way Daemon was hoping but it looks to still be effective!Billy: He fadin' fast!Indeed. The official checks on Marx as his eyes fade. As it looks to be over for Marx, Kidsgrove shocks the world with a flying knee to Daemon. Billy: SHITFIRE!Chris Avery: BOX OFFICE SMAAAASH!!!Daemon flies back toward the ropes from the impact. Kidsgrove slowly gets up and he goes for Daemon as he rolls over to the ropes. Kidsgrove goes back to Marx and starts to try to roll the illusionist over. Billy: CAN HE DO IT?!With encouragement from Zooey outside the ring, Kidsgrove goes to his knees and he puts everything into rolling Marx over. As he gets Marx to his side, the illusionist throws a desperation punch that catches Kidsgrove's jaw. Kidsgrove falls to the mat and Marx rolls back to his stomach. Chris Avery: ALL THREE ARE DOWN!Billy: NOW WHAT?!The official looks around at the fallen bodies and he nods his head, then starts to count. ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! None of them are stirring. FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! Chris Avery: COULD THIS BE… THE END?!NINE! Billy: SHITFIRE!TEN! The final bell tolls and the official goes over to the side of the ring to converse with Adilene. She nods her head. Adilene Floyd: I have been informed that this match has been ruled a no contest!The fans boo the result of this match. Chris Avery: Unbelievable!Billy: We went from three possible challengers for Der Metzger's title… to none!
The crowd loses their mind as Der Metzger starts coming down the ramp! He gets into the ring as Kidsgrove, Marx, and Daemon get into the ring too and the four of them start brawling!!
Chris Avery: We have a brawl!! Each of these superstars want a shot at Der Metzger's United States Championship!!
Finally, Pasternaks music hits and he comes out onto the stage with a microphone!
Alexander Pasternak: Thats enough!! That's enough!!
The 4 superstars stop brawling..
Alexander Pasternak: I'll clear this up right now! At Evolution IV, the United States Champion Der Metzger will defend against Sam Kidsgrove, Max Daemon AND Harvey Marx!!
The crowd pops!
Kings of Leon hits and Torture walks through the curtain!
Pasternak rolls his eyes. Torture comes out and asks for the microphone.
Torture: That sounds cool but lets get every CRAZIIIEERRR... How about Metzger defends against Kidsgrove, Daemon, Marx... AND THIS GUY..
The familiar music hits and GRAHAM F'N BAKER WALKS THROUGH THE CURTAIN ONTO THE STAGE TO A HUGE POP.
Billy: WHAT?! WHAT THE HELL?!
Chris Avery: BAKER RETURNED AT HAVOC.. NOW HES HERE?!
Billy: AND HE HAS A SHOT AT THE UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP!?
Baker nods at Torture as Torture points to the ring. Baker stomps his way down the ramp and slides in!
DAEMON AND BAKER GO AT IT RIGHT STRIKE FOR STRIKE!!
Kidsgrove and Marx goes at it with Metzger!!
Billy: THEY'RE BRAWLING AGAIN!!
Chris Avery: MY GOD THE US TITLE MATCH AT EVOLUTION IV IS INSANE!!
We're fading to a commercial break..
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Post by Action Reel on Jun 8, 2021 1:02:59 GMT -5
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Post by Action Reel on Jun 8, 2021 1:05:44 GMT -5
We're saying goodbye to Torture, tonight.
Torture: Alright son, I think Evolution IV is being lined right the hell up!Alexander Pasternak: Dad I -Torture: Oh, hey, so I wrote down something, let me see.Torture pulls a note out of his pocket. Torture: Yeah, John Black and Ill Jill Park. They both won their matches tonight, yeah? So at Evolution IV I want them to compete in a singles match.. winner gets put into the GLORY tournament the next week for the United States Championship!The crowd pops. Pasternak nods and waves as Torture gets into his black SUV and leaves.
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Post by Action Reel on Jun 8, 2021 1:07:55 GMT -5
Spencer Adams Segment
Heavy bass fills the arena as No. 99 by Joey Bada$$ blasts overhead and the crowded loses their fucking minds. As the instrumental picks up, Spencer Adams makes his way out onto the ramp with a grin from ear to ear that never leaves his face. He grips a mic in his left hand while the right swings upward, encouraging the reaction further. Billy: The Havoc Rumble winner is here and this crowd is LOVING it!Chris Avery: We knew they would be! HUGE performance from Spencer Adams last week, a career making moment for one of AW’s most surefire hall of famers!Spencer approaches ringside and makes his way through the ropes, still cheesing out as entrance theme and crowd noise battle for supremacy. As the music fades, he takes a few extra moments to soak it in and raises the mic to his lips, but before he can get a word out- Crowd: YOU DESERVE IT! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* YOU DESERVE IT!! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*Spencer Adams: Thank you! I-Crowd: SPENCER A-DAMS! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* SPENCER A-DAMS! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*Spencer Adams: YOU deserve it!The crowd pops hard as Spencer turns his attention towards the Evolution sign and raises the mic up to his lips once more. Spencer Adams: It’s been a long time coming and it’s about damn time that…Elevator music starts to play as Spencer’s mic goes dead. He turns back around towards the entrance ramp where a series of slides display stock images of businessmen and women with the Philidor Holdings logo covering all free space. He taps the mic to his palms a few more times and shakes his head as he leans toward the ropes, checking an imaginary watch on the wrist of the free hand. As the video package finally dies out, a bit of feedback comes across the mic much to Spencer’s surprise. He raises it once more and continues on. Spencer Adams: As I was saying..Billy: LOOK OUT!Chris Avery: SHAW IS HERE! SHAW IS HERE!The crowd boos loudly as Spencer is clobbered over the back of the head with the All-In briefcase and drops to the mat and a smiling Spencer is replaced with a smiling Shaw. Billy: That son of a bitch!Shaw playfully kicks the mic with the inside of his foot and sends it sliding outside of the ring. He looks down at Spencer who is grabbing at the back of his head, trying to shake off the cobwebs. Before he can, Shaw rolls back out and walks in reverse up the entrance ramp. Spencer winces and looks up towards him. Chris Avery: Absolutely no class! Disgusting display right there!Billy: Everyone said that Spencer Adams was walking into a handicap match at Evolution, but he might not even be able to get a word in before then!Chris Avery: No words, folks, no words..Shaw and Spencer continue to stare each other down as Spencer pulls himself back up. His nostrils flare with each breath as Clash goes off the air.
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