Post Havoc Interview with "Brick" Hauser
May 31, 2021 10:14:49 GMT -5
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Post by Brick on May 31, 2021 10:14:49 GMT -5
In the secondary staging area for Post-Havoc interviews, the Nervous Intern Broadcaster is standing by with a grim-faced Beatriz Hauser.
Nervous Intern Broadcaster: I’m here with one of the unannounced entrants to the Havoc Rumble: CruiserClash’s Brick! Brick, what went through your mind when you found out you’d be substituting for the injured Spayde Martinez in the Battle Royal?
Brick: I was happy.
Nervous Intern Broadcaster: Now, um, there are some who are saying, uh, that, you know, maybe you shouldn’t have been given Spayde’s spot because you and your partner Minka Starr were the ones responsible for her condition.
Grunt
Slightly Emboldened Nervous Intern Broadcaster: Ok, fair enough. I can see where you might not want to answer the question.
Brick targets the Nervous Intern Broadcaster with a withering stare.
Brick: You didn’t ask a question.
Nervous Intern Broadcaster: No, um, well, uh- Did you deliberately injure Spayde in hopes of taking her place in the Havoc Rumble?
Brick: No.
Nervous Intern Broadcaster: Cool, cool. So, moving on then: what are your thoughts on your performance?
Brick: It sucked.
Nervous Intern Broadcaster: Well, I think you’re being a bit hard on yourself there, Brick! I mean, Action Wrestling has some of-
Brick: When your only moment on the match highlight reel is you getting bit by a creep with a hot dog gimmick you’ve shit the bed.
Nervous Intern Broadcaster: Aha, ha! Willy Dinkus! What a character!!
Grunt
Nervous Intern Broadcaster: Um, is there anything else in the match that stands out to you?
Brick: Thought Deruty getting dry-gulched by Jim Mud again sucked. Cool Adams won. The OG Bishop tribute was sweet.
Nervous Intern Broadcaster does a double take.
Nervous Intern Broadcaster: Sweet?
Brick once again gives him the stink-eye.
Brick: Yeah.
Nervous Intern Broadcaster: Ohkay. Well, we are about out of time, Brick, uh, so thank you for your time! Good luck to you on CruiserClash.
Hauser gives a curt nod and walks out of the shot.
Nervous Intern Broadcaster: I’m here with one of the unannounced entrants to the Havoc Rumble: CruiserClash’s Brick! Brick, what went through your mind when you found out you’d be substituting for the injured Spayde Martinez in the Battle Royal?
Brick: I was happy.
Nervous Intern Broadcaster: Now, um, there are some who are saying, uh, that, you know, maybe you shouldn’t have been given Spayde’s spot because you and your partner Minka Starr were the ones responsible for her condition.
Grunt
Slightly Emboldened Nervous Intern Broadcaster: Ok, fair enough. I can see where you might not want to answer the question.
Brick targets the Nervous Intern Broadcaster with a withering stare.
Brick: You didn’t ask a question.
Nervous Intern Broadcaster: No, um, well, uh- Did you deliberately injure Spayde in hopes of taking her place in the Havoc Rumble?
Brick: No.
Nervous Intern Broadcaster: Cool, cool. So, moving on then: what are your thoughts on your performance?
Brick: It sucked.
Nervous Intern Broadcaster: Well, I think you’re being a bit hard on yourself there, Brick! I mean, Action Wrestling has some of-
Brick: When your only moment on the match highlight reel is you getting bit by a creep with a hot dog gimmick you’ve shit the bed.
Nervous Intern Broadcaster: Aha, ha! Willy Dinkus! What a character!!
Grunt
Nervous Intern Broadcaster: Um, is there anything else in the match that stands out to you?
Brick: Thought Deruty getting dry-gulched by Jim Mud again sucked. Cool Adams won. The OG Bishop tribute was sweet.
Nervous Intern Broadcaster does a double take.
Nervous Intern Broadcaster: Sweet?
Brick once again gives him the stink-eye.
Brick: Yeah.
Nervous Intern Broadcaster: Ohkay. Well, we are about out of time, Brick, uh, so thank you for your time! Good luck to you on CruiserClash.
Hauser gives a curt nod and walks out of the shot.