Dionysus
Professional Wrestler
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Post by Dionysus on May 30, 2021 23:39:07 GMT -5
Nate Burleson: Joining me at this time is-
*CRUNCH*
A loud, satisfying crunch was heard backstage as Nate Burleson was interviewing the Havoc Rumble participants. Walking into camera shot was Dionysus, red in the face but dressed to the nines...all while holding a Tostitos bag. Loudly crunching, Dionysus moved the bag over to Nate.
Dionysus: Want some?
Nate Burleson: ...Uhh...No, no thanks Dionysus.
Dionysus shrugged, pulling the bag back toward him.
Dionysus: Suit yourself; they're fuckin' good chips. Props to the food guy here, man.
Nate Burleson: ...Dionysus, your months-long wish came true tonight when you came out as the #1 entrant in the Havoc Rumble.
Dionysus: *CRUNCH*
Nate Burleson: ...*cough*...And also, the tide turned in your favor for a while when your old rival Downfall decided to team up with you for the match.
Dionysus: *CRUNCH*
Nate Burleson: ...Okay, are you actually going to say anything?
Dionysus: ...
Nate Burleson: ...
Dionysus: ...
Nate Burleson: ...
The Ghost of Norb Smalley: ...
Dionysus: ...
Nate Burleson: ...
Dionysus: No. *CRUNCH*
Dionysus walks off camera, satisfied with his bag of Tostitos.
Nate Burleson: *sigh*
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