Havoc Rumble Thoughts with Red, White, and Bruised
May 24, 2021 3:32:52 GMT -5
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Post by Karlie Nash on May 24, 2021 3:32:52 GMT -5
The scene opens with Karlie and Nikola sitting behind a desk, a havoc Rumble banner hangs behind them.
Nikola: So okay, let me just express our disgust for being left out of this year's Havoc Rumble.
Karlie: Exactly you couldn’t find a spot for Action Wrestling most decorated tag team, fine, I never liked the city of Chicago anyway. Now let’s get down to why we have decided to grace all you losers with presence and provide you with our take on this year's Havoc Rumble.
Nikola: A whole bunch of people compete in a battle royal to determine who faces Ash Blake at Evolution, now let’s break the competitors in this year's Havoc Rumble.
Karlie: First let’s start with a previous winner of the Havoc Rumble returning to compete, Hall Of famer Wade Moor, Wade has to be considered a favorite being a previous winner, but during his lengthy people has to wonder if ring rust, and conditioning will be a factor, we’ll have to see how he does, not in person of course.
Nikola: For the interest of time because we don’t want to talk to all you losers longer than we have too, we’ll break things down by discussing the competitors in groups.
Karlie: First, we discuss Deacon Masterson, Jammy Worthless, Alister Rambert, Bryan Jon Michaels, and Hilbert Horton V. Masterson, Worthless, Rambert, and Micheals are entering their first Havoc Rumbles, will they make an immediate impact or will nerves be a factor and they falter and be among the first people eliminated. Hilbert I don’t recall if he was in a Havoc Rumble before, but it really doesn’t matter he has no chance of winning.
Nikola: Next we have Hajeet and Donald Deruty. Hajeet can you believe that loser is in the Havoc Rumble and neither of us is. Hajeet had absolutely no chance of winning, so it’s a wasted entry. Donald Deruty claims this is his last in ring appearance, we’ll have to wait and see if that’s true, can we go far in the Havoc Rumble, maybe.
Karlie: Next we have a few entrants of the A show Regan Voorhees, the cruiserweight champ Soldado Fortuna, Masuda Teijin, Teo Blaze, Spayde Martinez, and Addy A. Regan and Soldado are total wildcards here, they have the potential to be breakout stars in this years Havoc Rumble, will either win probably not. Masuda, meh, Teo Blaze our mortal enemy, yeah we hope you lose, same with you Spayde. Addy can go far in the rumble but I think she winds up in the Cruiserweight title match at Evolution, so she’s probably not winning the Havoc Rumble
Nikola: next are, Neo, John Blade, Rampage, “Ill Jill park, and Donovan Rayne
Eric Steel. Going to be completely honest here I have no idea who this Neo person is so I’ll just move on, John Blade, hahaha he’s not winning. Rampage has been impressive so far guty could go deep into the rumble. “Ill Jill Park, again has looked impressive, but will her work on her reality show distract her from completely focusing on the Havoc rumble, Donovan Rayne again I haven’t been following him so moving on.
Karlie: Next we have Der Metzger, Jayson Price, Harvey Marx, and Johnny Dangerously. Metzger has to be considered a favorite to win, he has been a dominant US champion, and possesses the killer instinct, and cunning to win. Jayson Price has been doing well lately, let’s see if it translates into a long stay in the rumble. Harvey Marx, never bet against a big man with style inside and outside the ring. Johnny Dangerously, all I associate with that name is an eighties comedy starring Micheal Keaton.
Nikola: Next are John Black, Howard Black, Dionysus, Max Daemon, and Frank Patrick Venable. Honestly again I have to say I don't know who John Black is. Howard Black you know he is motivated to win the Rumble, he battled Philidor in the past few weeks, and you know he wants to win the rumble to stick it to Philidor, and ride into Evolution, and go face to face with Ash Blake, Dionysus is true veteran of the sport campaigned to be number one in the rumble and you have to respect his moxie for that. Daemon, the long reigning pure champion is tough as nails, could be a real factor in the rumble. Frank Patrick Venable, the former three time world champion, you bet he wants to win the rumble, and pursue his fourth world title reign.
Karlie: Next we have a few heavy hitters and definite favorite to win the rumble, first is Corey Black, the former world and hardcore champion and one of the best competitors wrestling has ever seen, he will go long a deep in the Rumble, and don’t be shocked if he’s the last one standing, James Nightingale we all know what he’s capable of, another guy with the potential to go long in the rumble, and like Corey Blake don’t consider it a surprise ifs he the one standing in the end. Matthias Mintzel, the first pure champion tough competitor who wants to win and prevent James Nightingale from winning. Downfall never count him out.
Nikola: Next is another group of favorites, Kyle Kemp and Dandy Devito the current tag team champions have shown some signs of dissension as of late, can they co-exist in the rumble or will they try to one up each other, could make things interesting for sure. C.J phoenix the current hardcore champion definiately a wildcard to win. Odin, the legendary All Father, has been up and down lately, let’s see where his head is at the rumble.
Karlie: next isSpencer Adams who gained the final entry by winning battlebowl, entering last give him a huge advantage, but doesn’t necessary means he wins, Corey Bull and Frank Lowe two of the Hangmen have had a fire and gasoline type of relationship, but seem to be on the same page as of late could be a defininate advantage. Claire Hawkins the current television champion, arguably the top woman on the roster behind the current world champion Ash Blake, you can bet she is motivated to win the rumble and walk into Evolution to prove who the top woman in Action wrestling really is. Sam Kidsgrove, great wrestler, a future hall of famer, hard to bet against someone with his accomplishments.
Nikola: Finally we have chosen to discuss the final five people. First Jenna Bauer, this chick has been to hell and back, then back again, in her war against Alice who we all know has been holding QDT hostage, we don’t know if Alice is in the rumble or not, nor do we know what Jenna cn do in a match like this, she has no wrestling experience and will and desire, and revenge don’t always prove to be great factors in matches like these, it will definitely interesting to watch her and she what see does.
Karlie: Next is Walter, yeah people have been losing their shit since he returned at Timebomb, everyone is considering him the favorite, some have already pencilled his name into the main event at Evolution, everyone thinks he is a giant unstoppable monster, so was goliath, and look at how that turned out, I’m no saying he probably won’t win, but then again maybe he doesn’t.
Nikola: Next are Lissie Hope and Carter Shaw, both Philidor members, I wonder if their motivation is actually to win the rumble or just to eliminate everyone Ash Blake see’s as a threat for her title, or is their motivation to truly win and ensure a Philidor main event at Evolution.
Karlie: Lastly is Johnny Bacchus the current Prue champion and someone who wants to win to not only foil Philidor attempts to ensure a Philidor main event at Evolution, but to get a whole lot of payback against Lissie and Philidor for what happened to Mae. To me he’s my favorite to win the Havoc rumble, walk into Evolution and take down Ash and Philidor.
Nikola: Well that’s it folks out thought on the Havoc Rumble, see you loser’s later.
Nikola: So okay, let me just express our disgust for being left out of this year's Havoc Rumble.
Karlie: Exactly you couldn’t find a spot for Action Wrestling most decorated tag team, fine, I never liked the city of Chicago anyway. Now let’s get down to why we have decided to grace all you losers with presence and provide you with our take on this year's Havoc Rumble.
Nikola: A whole bunch of people compete in a battle royal to determine who faces Ash Blake at Evolution, now let’s break the competitors in this year's Havoc Rumble.
Karlie: First let’s start with a previous winner of the Havoc Rumble returning to compete, Hall Of famer Wade Moor, Wade has to be considered a favorite being a previous winner, but during his lengthy people has to wonder if ring rust, and conditioning will be a factor, we’ll have to see how he does, not in person of course.
Nikola: For the interest of time because we don’t want to talk to all you losers longer than we have too, we’ll break things down by discussing the competitors in groups.
Karlie: First, we discuss Deacon Masterson, Jammy Worthless, Alister Rambert, Bryan Jon Michaels, and Hilbert Horton V. Masterson, Worthless, Rambert, and Micheals are entering their first Havoc Rumbles, will they make an immediate impact or will nerves be a factor and they falter and be among the first people eliminated. Hilbert I don’t recall if he was in a Havoc Rumble before, but it really doesn’t matter he has no chance of winning.
Nikola: Next we have Hajeet and Donald Deruty. Hajeet can you believe that loser is in the Havoc Rumble and neither of us is. Hajeet had absolutely no chance of winning, so it’s a wasted entry. Donald Deruty claims this is his last in ring appearance, we’ll have to wait and see if that’s true, can we go far in the Havoc Rumble, maybe.
Karlie: Next we have a few entrants of the A show Regan Voorhees, the cruiserweight champ Soldado Fortuna, Masuda Teijin, Teo Blaze, Spayde Martinez, and Addy A. Regan and Soldado are total wildcards here, they have the potential to be breakout stars in this years Havoc Rumble, will either win probably not. Masuda, meh, Teo Blaze our mortal enemy, yeah we hope you lose, same with you Spayde. Addy can go far in the rumble but I think she winds up in the Cruiserweight title match at Evolution, so she’s probably not winning the Havoc Rumble
Nikola: next are, Neo, John Blade, Rampage, “Ill Jill park, and Donovan Rayne
Eric Steel. Going to be completely honest here I have no idea who this Neo person is so I’ll just move on, John Blade, hahaha he’s not winning. Rampage has been impressive so far guty could go deep into the rumble. “Ill Jill Park, again has looked impressive, but will her work on her reality show distract her from completely focusing on the Havoc rumble, Donovan Rayne again I haven’t been following him so moving on.
Karlie: Next we have Der Metzger, Jayson Price, Harvey Marx, and Johnny Dangerously. Metzger has to be considered a favorite to win, he has been a dominant US champion, and possesses the killer instinct, and cunning to win. Jayson Price has been doing well lately, let’s see if it translates into a long stay in the rumble. Harvey Marx, never bet against a big man with style inside and outside the ring. Johnny Dangerously, all I associate with that name is an eighties comedy starring Micheal Keaton.
Nikola: Next are John Black, Howard Black, Dionysus, Max Daemon, and Frank Patrick Venable. Honestly again I have to say I don't know who John Black is. Howard Black you know he is motivated to win the Rumble, he battled Philidor in the past few weeks, and you know he wants to win the rumble to stick it to Philidor, and ride into Evolution, and go face to face with Ash Blake, Dionysus is true veteran of the sport campaigned to be number one in the rumble and you have to respect his moxie for that. Daemon, the long reigning pure champion is tough as nails, could be a real factor in the rumble. Frank Patrick Venable, the former three time world champion, you bet he wants to win the rumble, and pursue his fourth world title reign.
Karlie: Next we have a few heavy hitters and definite favorite to win the rumble, first is Corey Black, the former world and hardcore champion and one of the best competitors wrestling has ever seen, he will go long a deep in the Rumble, and don’t be shocked if he’s the last one standing, James Nightingale we all know what he’s capable of, another guy with the potential to go long in the rumble, and like Corey Blake don’t consider it a surprise ifs he the one standing in the end. Matthias Mintzel, the first pure champion tough competitor who wants to win and prevent James Nightingale from winning. Downfall never count him out.
Nikola: Next is another group of favorites, Kyle Kemp and Dandy Devito the current tag team champions have shown some signs of dissension as of late, can they co-exist in the rumble or will they try to one up each other, could make things interesting for sure. C.J phoenix the current hardcore champion definiately a wildcard to win. Odin, the legendary All Father, has been up and down lately, let’s see where his head is at the rumble.
Karlie: next isSpencer Adams who gained the final entry by winning battlebowl, entering last give him a huge advantage, but doesn’t necessary means he wins, Corey Bull and Frank Lowe two of the Hangmen have had a fire and gasoline type of relationship, but seem to be on the same page as of late could be a defininate advantage. Claire Hawkins the current television champion, arguably the top woman on the roster behind the current world champion Ash Blake, you can bet she is motivated to win the rumble and walk into Evolution to prove who the top woman in Action wrestling really is. Sam Kidsgrove, great wrestler, a future hall of famer, hard to bet against someone with his accomplishments.
Nikola: Finally we have chosen to discuss the final five people. First Jenna Bauer, this chick has been to hell and back, then back again, in her war against Alice who we all know has been holding QDT hostage, we don’t know if Alice is in the rumble or not, nor do we know what Jenna cn do in a match like this, she has no wrestling experience and will and desire, and revenge don’t always prove to be great factors in matches like these, it will definitely interesting to watch her and she what see does.
Karlie: Next is Walter, yeah people have been losing their shit since he returned at Timebomb, everyone is considering him the favorite, some have already pencilled his name into the main event at Evolution, everyone thinks he is a giant unstoppable monster, so was goliath, and look at how that turned out, I’m no saying he probably won’t win, but then again maybe he doesn’t.
Nikola: Next are Lissie Hope and Carter Shaw, both Philidor members, I wonder if their motivation is actually to win the rumble or just to eliminate everyone Ash Blake see’s as a threat for her title, or is their motivation to truly win and ensure a Philidor main event at Evolution.
Karlie: Lastly is Johnny Bacchus the current Prue champion and someone who wants to win to not only foil Philidor attempts to ensure a Philidor main event at Evolution, but to get a whole lot of payback against Lissie and Philidor for what happened to Mae. To me he’s my favorite to win the Havoc rumble, walk into Evolution and take down Ash and Philidor.
Nikola: Well that’s it folks out thought on the Havoc Rumble, see you loser’s later.