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Post by Action Reel on May 3, 2021 22:02:45 GMT -5
We pan around the arena for CruiserClash and the crowd is anticipating its Co-President. They're buzzing HARD, ready to pop.. AND IM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN.. the hook of the Lee Greenwood hits and the crowd is slightly confused as Jim Mud comes out through the curtain.. Jimmy Garcia: What is .. what is he doin?Katta Pult: Welcome to CruiserClash ladies and gentlemen, we're live on CBS and our General Manager is on his way to the ring! Listen to this lively ovation! They love this hard working American; Jim Mud!Jimmy Garcia: That why he's comin' out to these theme songs? To get the crowd on his side?Jim Mud gets into the ring to a chorus of boos and he grabs the microphone. He settles them down and begins. Jim Mud: Allow me to introduce, the Co-Pr-Kings of Leon hits, cutting him off, the crowd BURSTS as Jim Mud looks frustrated but awkwardly laughs through it, and Torture appears through the curtain to a huge pop!! Jimmy Garcia: There he is!!Torture hypes up the crowd! He walks down the ramp in his fine ass suit and gets into the ring. Katta Pult: Torture, the Co-President, appearing on CruiserClash for the first time ever!!Mud tries to give him a microphone but Torture just walks by, not realizing it and gets a microphone from an official at ringside. Mud laughs and poses/pointing towards Torture to get the crowd hyped. The music fades and finally the crowd fades as Torture tries to address the crowd. Torture: Thank yo-Jim Mud: THE CO-PRESIDENT OF ACTION WRESTLING, ITS TORTURE!!The crowd pops as Torture smiles and Jim Mud over-does his posing and pointing. Torture: Thank you, and fans it's great to be in front of all of you here this evening, and I do want to thank some of the CruiserClash roster in the back right now that I asked to be here as well.We see a shot backstage where some of the roster is standing in front of a monitor. We see Teo and Jenson, we see Schorg Bros, we see Regan Voorhees, we see Soldado Fortuna, and a few others. Jim Mud: Yeah, I asked them to be there as well, yup, called it, knew it.Torture: Uh, okay. I wanted to- Jim Mud: Address them, you want to address them, yup, you want to make things right.Torture: Okay, I'm going to need you-Jim Mud: need me to address them, yup, I'll do it, knew it, knew thats what you want-Torture: Mud! The crowd pops at Torture finally losing his cool. Torture: Thats enough. I'm going to get to you at the end.Mud backs into the corner as the crowd cheers. Jimmy Garcia: Jim Mud kept cutting Torture off, but Tort put a stop to that!Katta Pult: Just like Mud put a stop to awful commentary from JJ Biggs!Torture: Now, I must add Mae was in line to be our new CruiserClash correspondent but she’s not here tonight. We wish her the best... but I do want to address Regan Voorhees and the Cruiserweight Championship!The camera in the back zooms in on Regan holding her title on her shoulder. Torture: In two weeks time, the CruiserClash before Havoc, you will defend your Cruiserweight Championship belt against Soldado Fortuna..The crowd pops.. Torture: .. and both of you will be competing, along side some of your Cruiserweight peers, in the Havoc rumble so be well rested and prepared!Jimmy Garcia: Wow, check that out! In 2 weeks we get Soldado Fortuna getting another Cruiserweight Championship match against Regan Voorhees!Torture: As for Flop..The crowd boos but Flop isn't backstage with the rest of the roster. Torture: For every week he's not booked on CruiserClash, there will be $50,000 deducted from his paycheck and put into a Healthplan pool for the entire Cruiserweight Division. The roster that is backstage begins to nod and fist pump. Jim Mud grits his teeth through his smile. Torture: As for the Cruiserweight Tag Team Division..The crowd cheers but the cameras show Schorgs, and then show Two Gents where the crowd pops. Torture: In two weeks time, Gatecrashers will defend their Tag Team Championships..He takes a beat.. Torture: Against the Two Gents!The crowd pops. We see fans jumping up and down and then we cut to the back where Teo and Jenson fist bump and some of the other roster is congratulating them. Torture: Howeverrrrrrr!!The crowd buzzes... Torture: At Evolution 4 .. we're going bigger.. we're going to unprecedented levels when it comes to sports on television.. Evolution 4 is so big it can't be just one show, so thanks to our friends at CBS, we'll be doing CBS Primetime Evolution 4 on Saturday, June 26th where the main event will be the Cruiserweight Tag Team Championships .. hoisted 16 feet above the ring..The crowd pops.. Torture: IN A TAG TEAM T... L.. C!! MATCH!!The crowd goes crazy!! Jimmy Garcia: WHOA!! WHAT?!Katta Pult: TORTURE BRINGING THE HEAT ON THESE ANNOUNCEMENTS!!Torture: Now, which team is going to show me, personally, who belongs in this match? Which team is going to go above and beyond and push themselves to the absolute limits? Which teams wants it THAT much more? The crowd is still cheering as Jim Mud is clapping but clearly frustrated. We see Schorgs nod in agreement backstage and leave the scene. Finally the ActionTron fades out. Torture: Now, Jim.The crowd pops as Torture turns towards Mud who calmly and slowly comes out of the corner. Torture: First things first, I'm re-negotiating JJ Biggs contract because of you..Katta Pult: Hopefully Biggs never comes back!Torture: And now, I'm not exactly sure when we can agree on terms so that doesn't make me happy, BUT, legally.. ahem, I can't fire you.Crowd boos. Torture: And to be honest, this place isn't exactly a train wreck..Crowd sort of boos. Jimmy Garcia: Oh come, yes it is!Torture: But I do have some good news.. Mud smiles. Torture: Well, not good news for you, no.Muds smile goes away. Torture: Donald Deruty will be in the Havoc rumble..Crowd pops.. Torture: And when he's done competing, he'll be back on Monday Nights as the CruiserClash General Manager!The crowd goes crazy!! Jimmy Garcia: ALRIGHT!!Katta Pult: Big deal! What about Mud?!Torture: As for you.. and your General Manager duties.. I'll allow you to Co-Manage CruiserClash, but you'll have to work together AND if I hear any complaints or disagreements and I figure out you two can't get along.. Torture smiles.. Torture: I'm going to FIRE YOUR.. ASS!The crowd pops. Torture takes the mic and tosses it behind him as Torture shakes Muds hand! Jimmy Garcia: ALRIGHT! HELL YEAH!Katta Pult: Whatever! Mud deserves to be the GM! He's the best for the job! He's best for business!We see Tort and Mud shaking hands in the middle of the ring, but no microphones. We can sort of see them whispering something under their breath to each other. Fans at home are trying to read lips and it looks like Tort is saying.. "As soon as I'm done getting help from Philidor" "You're out of here" "This charade will be over soon" "you can tell them that" "Keep smiling for the cameras, don't look at me, I can't wait until all of you are gone"We fade to our first commercial break.
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Post by Action Reel on May 3, 2021 22:04:34 GMT -5
SATURDAY, JUNE 26th
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Post by Action Reel on May 3, 2021 22:09:21 GMT -5
Brick Segment
When CruiserClash returns a very tall, skinny person dressed in a hazmat suit is standing in the ring. Jimmy Garcia: Mama Mia Pasta Fazool! It’s the Anti-Antidote. And he’s got a live mic!Anti-Antidote: Helloooooooo- *koff* *koff* *hack* Aiken! *wheeze*He doubles over in the ring, gasping for air. Katta Pult: I’m being told to issue the following disclaimer: all views expressed by the Anti-Antidote are his own and do not represent the views of CruiserClash, Monday Night Clash, Action Wrestling, CoolWear LLC, or Philidor Holdings. The Eradication Campaign? Maybe. Wouldn’t surprise me in the slightest. At any rate, sue him- or them-not us.By now A-A has caught his breath and is eager to return spreading disinformation and pathogens. Anti-Antidote: I’d like to talk to you all about the “Big Lie” being told to the American people regarding Covid-19.There’s a mixed reaction (scary!) from the crowd which emboldens the anti-vaxxer. He nods. Anti-Antidote: Sounds like some of you have already taken the only medicine you need: the ‘red pill’. For the rest, please indulge me as I reveal step by step how a global conspiracy involving Big Pharma, Big Tech, China, The Clinton Foundation, Children’s Television Workshop-In this Moment’s “Big Bad Wolf” blasts through the arena, interrupting A-A’s screed. A well-built woman wearing a dark grey duster walks out from gorilla. She glares at the ring, arms folded. Jimmy Garcia: Heavens to Murgatroyd, it’s the newly signed Beatriz Hauser!Hauser strolls down the ramp, eyes still locked on Anti-Antidote. She crack her neck and rolls her shoulders. A-A meanwhile is trying to continue his diatribe but can’t be heard over the song’s screamo lyrics. When Brick reaches the apron the music cuts, allowing Anti-Antidote to finally speak. Anti-Antidote: Right on cue! I’m about to reveal the Truth about this supposed pandemic to 8 million plus viewers and the Powers that Be send out a goon to silence me! Well, do your worst, boot-licker! I’m ready for you.A-A whips off his hazmat helmet. He looks awful: pale and with plenty of post nasal drip. Katta Pult: Gross.He starts hacking up voluminous amounts of phlegm and spitting it in the direction of Hauser, who still hasn’t entered the ring. Hauser cocks an eyebrow. She lets the duster fall from her broad frame, though beforehand she removed something from its pocket: An n95 mask. To A-A’s dismay she slips on the respirator. Then reaching down to the collar of her top, pulls up a gaiter to cover her mouth and nose. Jimmy Garcia: By the Hoary Hosts of Hoggath, Beatriz Hauser is double bagging it! And Anti-Antidote is absolutely beside himself!Hauser grabs the second rope and pulls herself up onto the apron. Anti-Antidote rushes her but is sent staggering back courtesy of a throat thrust uppercut. Brick ducks between the cables to enter the ring. A-A swings and misses with a wild lariat, allowing Brick to easily put him in a full nelson. She ragdolls him, then transitions the hold to a wristlock, which in turn sets up a brutal short-arm clothesline that floors Anti-Antidote. Easily pulling the taller man up, Brick gets him in a front facelock, and then lifts him for a delayed vertical suplex. Hauser keeps him aloft for several seconds, before sending him crashing to the canvass. Katta Pult: Nice suplex.Hauser walks back to a corner, leaving A-A in a heap. Patiently, she measures her man, waiting for him to rise, before charging and connecting with a running blockbuster. Anti-Antidote’s head bounces hard off the mat and he stops moving. Brick stands and flips him prone with her foot so he won’t choke in case he starts to vomit. Wiping her hands, she looks to the hard camera and shakes her head dismissively. Jimmy Garcia: Goodness Gracious Great Balls of Fire, Beatriz Hauser absolutely destroyed Anti-Antidote tonight!Katta Pult: She definitely made a statement to Action Wrestling in general and CruiserClash in particular.At first it appears Brick is going to leave the ring, but stops. Again, she faces the hard camera. Fishing through her back pocket Hauser produces a laminated scrap of paper. She holds it up to display. It’s her coronavirus vaccine card. Jimmy Garcia: More like two statements!The segment ends with the camera focused on the still masked Hauser showing off her proof of vaccination.
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Post by Action Reel on May 3, 2021 22:10:09 GMT -5
Marco Rossi vs. Kitsumi
Man on Fire starts to play and pyro comes from the ramp and Marco makes a pose on the ramp. He comes down the aisle and fives the fans as he does. Adilene Floyd: ladies and gentlemen from Tampa Florida he stands five feet eleven inches and weighs in at one hundred eighty seven pounds. He is the Man on Fire MARCO ROSSI!!!!The crowd goes nuts and he makes another pose and pyro comes from the turnbuckle. Jimmy Garcia: Marco Rossi making his debut here tonight on CruiserClash! This guy has the crowd going nuts!Katta Pult: Eh, he’s ok. We’ll see how he does.The spotlights in the arena turn to the stage, mixing forms of violet with streams of blue and gold. "You Belong With Me (Taylor's Version)" by Taylor Swift starts to play on the speakers and Kitsumi enters onto the stage. She finishes tying her ribbon in place a moment before letting a smile release to the crowd. She waves at them as she walks with pose and respect down the ramp. The fans seem uneasy and as Kitsumi attempts to say hi to them, they back away and begin to cry. Kitsumi seemingly ignores this and continues her trek, all with a smile on her face. Adilene Floyd: Making her way to the ring, from Tokyo Japan, weighing in at 141 lbs., she is...KITSUMI!Once she reaches ringside, Kitsumi skips up the steel steps. She wipes her feet on the apron and steps between the middle and bottom ropes. She makes her way to the hard camera side where she steps onto the middle rope. She looks to the camera and shows a "heart" symbol with her hands. She mouths "I love you" before stepping down and preparing for her match. Katta Pult: Here’s another newcomer to Action Wrestling debuting here on CruiserClash!Jimmy Garcia: Yeah both of these individuals have the crowd pumped! This is going to be a great start to CruiserClash!The referee signals for the bell to begin the match. Kitsumi immediately snaps off a superkick, taking Marco down and drops him again with a rolling elbow. Kitsumi bounces off the ropes and connects with a flying forearm. Kitsumi tries to grab Marco again but receives a DDT. Kitsumi is floored by a savate kick and laid out with a dropkick. Marco executes a standing moonsault and goes for a quick hook of the leg. ONE!! T--NOOO Kitsumi kicks out. Jimmy Garcia: Great start to this match with both of these competitors hitting each other hard with a quick series of moves.Katta Pult: Yeah the crowd is getting behind this.Kitsumi backs Marco up with a series of European Uppercut. She kicks him in the midsection and snap suplexes him back towards the center. Kitsumi whips Marco across the ring and drops him with a sidewalk slam before DDTing him back to the mat. Kitsumi stalks Marco, waiting for him to get to his feet… Katta Pult: KITSUMI TSUNAMI TO MARCO ROSSI!!Jimmy Garcia: Kitsumi hooks the leg!ONEEE!! TWOOO!! THRE--NOOO! Marco gets the shoulder up! Marco takes Kitsumi down with a roundhouse right kick as she goes to tie up with him. Marco runs at Kitsumi and hits a crossbody block before climbing up top and nailing a missile dropkick on Kitsumi. Marco grabs Kitsumi and hits a flagpole press! Jimmy Garcia: Big move by Marco! He hooks the leg!ONEEE!! TWOOO!!! THREE--NOOO! Kitsumi gets a shoulder up! Marco sends Kitsumi across the ring, but the whip is reversed. Katta Pult: DROWNED IN LOVE!! Kitsumi just hit that out of nowhere!!Jimmy Garcia: She’s got the leg hooked!!ONEE!! TWOOO!! THREE!!! DING DING DING "You Belong With Me” by Taylor Swift plays on the speakers as Kitsumi gets to her feet, victorious. Katta Pult: Great start to CruiserClash with a win by Kitsumi in her debut!Jimmy Garcia: Marco Rossi did a great job in his debut as well, but Kitsumi just really brought it!
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Post by Action Reel on May 3, 2021 22:12:28 GMT -5
SSX Segment
Backstage. The locker room area in the Kwik Trip Arena looks like any other. Chairs, benches, lockers, sink, bathroom, you get the idea. Maybe there were bigger, better places to dress for the big muckety-mucks at the top of the mountain, but nobody was jumping over themselves or anybody else to make the lives of a couple of newbie kids like Graysie Parker and Kazuhiro Katama any easier. Yet. Graysie, already decked out in her brand new ring gear, sits across the room from her partner. Kaz has had his earbuds in since they’d arrived at the arena and the Iron Butterfly was just about finished with his ignoring of her. If only he hadn’t just bought himself a pair of wireless speakers Graysie would love to have yanked one out of his head by the wire. She makes a face. Graysie Parker: They’re gonna expect us to cut a promo sooner than later.Kaz smiles, points at his buds as if to say that he doesn’t hear her. Graysie Parker: Yeah. Duh. Take ‘em out!She pantomimes. Graysie Parker: This is serious!Kaz nods. He removes a single bud. Graysie motions for the other one to come out. He stares at her with mild blankness. She deftly pulls out a deck of flash cards and Kaz rolls his eyes. Kazuhiro Katayama: Watashi wa eigo o manabu hitsuyō wa arimasenShe ignores this, and holds up the first flash card, labeled with Kon'nichiwa and Hello. Kazuhiro Katayama: He-low.Graysie smiles encouragingly. Graysie Parker: More like HEH-low.Kazuhiro Katayama: Hai. Heh-low my ni..Graysie’s eye shoot open wide. Graysie Parker: YOU CAN’T SAY THAT.Kaz seems down right confused, gesturing to his phone, which has the cover of Bandana on it. Kazuhiro Katayama: Madlibu-san.. Obrigado? Freddie Gibbsu-san? English! Rap.. Moosic!Graysie closes her eyes. Graysie Parker: Okay, so this is clearly a work in progress.Kaz nods, getting more from her tone. He replaces his headphones as he starts taping his wrists for the bout to come.
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Post by Action Reel on May 3, 2021 22:14:18 GMT -5
Roddy Zalez vs. Masuda Teijin
The lights in the arena turn dark to allow "Happy Endings" by Mike Shinoda ft. iann dior and UPSAHL to play on the PA. A single spotlight shines on the stage to showcase Roddy Zalez with his arms spread. His vest is open to showcase how physiqued he is and the smirk on his face does little to ingratiate himself with the fans. Their reaction is a pretty heavy set of boos. As he walks down the aisle, he ignores the people attempting to touch him. Hell, he ignores anybody in his presence entirely, opting instead to tilt his nose and continue his smirk. As he reaches ringside, he hops onto the apron before jumping over the top rope. He finds a nearby turnbuckle and spreads his arms again, showcasing his toned body much to the jeers of the crowd. He nods and smirks, chuckling to himself for a few moments. He hops down and tosses his vest to the floor. He then stands in the ring as his music fades away. Adilene Floyd: Ladies and gentlemen. Introducing, much to your viewing pleasure. Hailing from The Palace of Paradise in St. Petersburg, Florida. Weighing tonight at a stunning 197 pounds. He is THE...Young Dynasty. Roddy...ZALEZ!Roddy spreads his arms as the crowd starts to hail him with boos. Katta Pult: Roddy is making his IN-RING debut here tonight on CruiserClash against one of AW’s veterans.Jimmy Garcia: Yeah, he made his CruiserClash debut last week in a segment where Nate Burleson bolted after introducing him. It was a sight to see and I feel like Roddy himself will be, too.Pulses of light flashbang the arena before going completely dark. “Kikotei” by King Gnu power chords brings a somber, yet focused Masuda Teijin to the stage. Fans cheer as he makes his appearance on the ramp while lights remain low like a platinum dusk. Teijin wears a black-silver coat studded by miscellaneous bits of metal shaped like skulls and spines. Bursts of blinding white pyro fire off around him at the first break into its rapid chorus. He doesn't budge. Adilene Floyd: On his way to the ring by Yokohama, Japan… weighing 200 pounds… Masuda Teijin!Tejin walks slow but assuredly to the apron but stops to take in the chorus. His messy mounds of golden hair glisten in the limelight. Teijin circles around for a flyby of the commentary table, letting his open coat ripple by them. He then hops onto the apron with a couple spins to where he’s leaning off ropes for a smug pose towards a disapproving audience. Ducking and stepping into the ring to the ring’s center, he begins a final presentation—exacerbated by boos and the song’s droning chorus—ends with him goading more hatred with summoning waves. He then disrobes to his ring gear and leans in his corner for everything to begin. Katta Pult: Masuda is NOT looking happy here tonight, Jimmy.Jimmy Garcia: Yeah, I’d imagine not after getting randomly booked against the returning Addy A who forced him to tap out in a huge CruiserClash debut. I’d hate to be Roddy here shortly!The referee signals the bell to begin the match. Roddy immediately nails Masuda with an enziguri and grabs him from behind, dumping him with a german suplex. Roddy clotheslines Masuda over the top rope and runs the ropes, taking him down at ringside with a suicide dive! Roddy climbs up onto the apron and springboards off the ropes for an Asai moonsault, taking Mausda down again! He pulls Masuda up and rolls him into the ring, rolling in after him and hooking the leg! ONEEE!! T--NOOO! Masuda kicks out right after the one count! Katta Pult: WOW! Roddy really took Masuda by surprise there and almost got a near fall.Jimmy Garcia: Yeah, Masuda’s got to get his head in the game. These CruiserClash matches go fast and he could end up with another loss here tonight!Masuda turns the match around, forcing Roddy into the corner with some hard chops and delivers a headbutt. Masuda grabs Roddy by the head and leaps off the second turnbuckle with a tornado DDT. Roddy quickly bails out of the ring. Masuda follows him out but receives a big clothesline. Roddy pulls Masuda up and rolls him back into the ring. Roddy grabs Masuda and whips him across the ring, taking him down with a headscissors takedown. He leads Masuda over to the nearby corner and executes a tornado DDT! Roddy quickly scales the turnbuckles and leaps off for a shooting star press! Roddy hooks the leg. ONEE!! TWOO!! TH--NOOO! Masuda kicks out! Roddy stalks Masuda, waiting for him to get to his feet… Katta Pult: WAKE ME UP TO MASUDA!! It connects!Jimmy Garcia: This could be it for Masuda!ONEEE!! TWOOO!!! THRE--NOOO! Masuda gets the shoulder up! Both men are on their feet. Roddy goes for a clothesline, but Masuda drops him into an armbar! Roddy makes it to the ropes where Masuda is forced to release the hold. Masuda sends Roddy flying with a Saito suplex before going up top and nailing an asai moonsault! Masuda hits some stiff clotheslines before setting up a stalling Saito suplex!! Katta Pult: Masuda with the suplex and he bridges for the pin!!Jimmy Garcia: This could be it right here, Kat!ONEEE!! TWOOO!! THR--NOOOO! Roddy gets the shoulder up! Both men are on their feet and Roddy charges in for a spear in the corner... Roddy connects with the spear! He pulls Masuda to his feet and nails a uranagi knee backbreaker into a sit-out franchiser!! Jimmy Garcia: DYNASTY REBORN TO MASUDA!!Katta Pult: I think this may be it, Jimmy!ONEEEE!! TWOOO!!! THREE!!! DING DING DING Happy Endings" by Mike Shinoda ft. iann dior and UPSAHL plays on the PA as Roddy gets to his feet, victorious. Katta Pult: Great debut for Roddy Zalez as he takes out veteran Masuda Teijin!Jimmy Garcia: Tough break for Masuda, but Roddy is victorious in his first match!Roddy is done celebrating and turns around and charges at Masuda and gives him a kick across the chest putting him back down!! Jimmy Garcia: OH MY!!! COME ON!!Roddy picks up Masuda and hits another DYNASTY REBORN!! Jimmy Garcia: A SECOND DYNASTY REBORN!! COME ON WHY!?Roddy just laughs at Masuda who is down and out as the ref checks on him. Roddy rolls out of the ring. Katta Pult: You could say, Roddy wasn't finished! We fade out.
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Post by Action Reel on May 3, 2021 22:17:06 GMT -5
Red, White, and Bruised Segment
The show cuts backstage to Nate Burleson. Nate Burleson: I’m here with Red, White and Bruised, tonight you face the new team of Strong Style Express.Nikki Vaughn: Isn’t this just par for the course, new team arrives beats jobbers team, then is sent our way, we’re sick of it Nate, we know the mentality of Action Wrestling, they want to test Strong Style against stiffer competition, but tonight isn’t the night to be strong style express, my partner here she’s not in the best of moods.Karlie Nash: Nate, we all saw what happened last week at the end of the Cruiserweight titles match, Jim *Censored* Mud bumped into me, probably the only time he’s actually gotten that close to a woman causing Regan to hit her finisher and beat me, was the count fast, maybe it was maybe it wasn’t, but it cost me the Cruiserweight title, as for tonight, Strong Style Express, tonight you find out what real competition is, what it's like to step into the ring with the very best tag team Cruiserclash has to offer, but hear this and hear it good, we’re not just going to lay down and let you win, that wouldn’t be kosher now would it. Tonight Garysie, Tonight Kaz, Red , White and Bruised make a statement at your expense.Nikki Vaughn: Tonight we teach you the difference between jobber and champion, tonight the Strong Style Express gets derailed, by the Golden touch of Red, White and Bruised.Karlie Nash: It was your pleasure Nate.Nikola and Karlie walk off.
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Post by Action Reel on May 3, 2021 22:21:51 GMT -5
Strong Style Express vs. Red White & Bruised Adilene Floyd: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing Strong Style Express.808’s Bendin plays in the arena Graysie Parker and Kazuhiro Katayama make their way to the ring. Adilene Floyd: And their opponents accompanied to the ring by Tracy Dixon and Hilda Meyer, Karlie Nash, Nikki Vaughn, Red, White, and Bruised.Crush Em' By Megadeth blasts in the arena as Karlie and Nikki step on the stage wearing matching Red White and Bruised T-shirts, they smirk as they react to the crowd they walk with swagger towards the ring, they climb the ropes from the outside and point to the crowd and make the loser sign, they meet in the middle of the ring and high five, they enter their corner, Karlie sits in the corner as Nikki lays out on the top rope. Jimmy Garcia: And here we go with this tag team match, last week Strong Style Express had a dominant debut against the Shorg Brothers and last week we saw karlie lose in controversial fashion to Regan.Katta Pult: Yes, and there was nothing controversial about the outcome of that match, Jim Mudd called that match completely down the middle.Both teams converse in their corners. Kaz and Nikki start the match. Nikki begins to trash talk Kaz getting right in his face. Kaz smiles then unloads with open hand chops and slaps, not to be outdone, Nikki unloads with chops and slaps of her own. Kaz and Nikki then circle each and lockup, Kaz grabs a side head lock and backs Nikki into the ropes then Irish whips, Kaz leapfrogs Nikki and then takes her down with an arm drag and locks in an Armbar, Nikki maneuvers herself into the ropes causing a break. Nikki steps through the ropes and orders the ref to back Kaz up. Kaz again moves in and again Nikki steps through the ropes, as the ref is backing KAzxup, Nikki reaches around and pokes him in the eye. Nikki lifts her boot and rakes Kaz’s face across the laces, then drives him to the mat with a scoop slam, she then grinds her heel on the forehead of Kaz. Jimmy Garcia: Nikki is trying to set a world record in dirty tactics here tonight.Nikki stomps the head of Kaz, then taunts the crowd, Nikki picks Kaz and whips into the corner and tags in Karlie, they double choke Kaz, Nikki steps through the ropes outside and Karlie takes over on Kaz with a series of Stiff knees strikes, then snap mares kaz out of the corner and delivered a rolling neck snap and goes for a pin. One Kick out Karlie clubs the back of Kaz, stopping his attempts to get up. Karlie locks in a nerve hold, pinching the should and neck, as Kaz begins to fade, Graysie begins to stomp on the apron and clap, the crowd begin to clap and Kaz begins to fight his way up, slowly he makes his way up and deliver a series of elbows to the gut of Karlie, Karlie swing wildly and Kaz ducks and sends karlie to the mat with a dropkick, then make his way towards his corner Karlie cuts him off with a kick to the ribs, she lifts Kaz up and he nails an roundhouse kick Kaz dives into his corner bringing in Graysie. Graysie hooks Karlie and tosses her across the ring with an overhead release German suplex. Graysie pumps up the crowd and drops karlie with a series of clotheslines and a body slam. Graysie locks Karlie in a STF. Jimmy Garcia: So what are your thoughts on Karlie, Katta, you both have a lot in common, you're both decorated athletes, both Olympic gold medalists.Graysie is wrenching on the submission hol keeping Karlie from reaching the ropes, Nikki rushes in and stomps Graysie on the back causing the break. Graysie picks Karlie up and whips her into the corner and delivers a running corner splash then tags in Kaz, Kaz unloads with stiff chops Karlie stumbles out of the corner, he drops Karlie with an Enzuigiri and covers. One Two Kick Out. Kaz lifts Karlie and whips her into the ropes Karlie ducks his clothesline attempt and Karlie hits the opposite ropes Nikki makes the blind tag, Kaz drops Karlie with a drop kick, he kips up and eats a discus clothesline from Nikki. Nikki stomps the legs of Kaz and locks in a spinning toe hold and works it into an Indian deathlock, as the ref asks Kaz if he wishes to submit, Nikki grabs the ropes for added leverage. Jimmy Garcia: Come on.Katta Pult: Ain’t illegal if it ain’t seen.Nikki lets go of the ropes keeping the hold locked in. Nikki stops Kaz’z attempt to reverse and again the ref asks if Kaz wishes to submit, this time Tracy holds the arms of Nikki. Jimmy Garcia: Come again with this.Katta Pult: again not illegal if not seen.Nikki releases the hold and locks in a crossed legged Boston Crab, again the ref asks Kaz if he wishes to submit, Nikki grabs hold of the ropes, this time the ref catches her and orders the break. Nikki lifts Kaz and tosses him into the corner and tags Karlie, they whip into the opposite corner and Karlie follows in with a clothesline, then hooks Kaz and drops him with a Belly to Belly suplex and covers. One Two Kaz gets the shoulder up. Karlie clubs Kaz repeatedly and chokes him in the ropes, Kaz stumbles out of the ropes delivers a european uppercut, she attempt to whip Kaz into the corner but he reverses sending karlie into the corner he charges into the corder delivering a two footed drop kick and tag in Graysie lifts karlie unto the top ropes and hooks her she walks out of the corner and drops Karlie with a Muscle buster, then deliver the Graysie bomb and tag in Kaz and the connect with Camel Clutch Soccer kick, Graysie steps out then they quickly tag back in, They connect wit It came From Japan. One Two Nikki is cut off by Kaz Three. Adilene Floyd: Here are your winners Strong Style Express.Jimmy Garcia: Huge win tonight for Strong Style Express over the former three time champsSSX stand up and embrace and the crowd pops for this new team! Katta Pult: What a win! I can't believe it! Jimmy Garcia: You're telling me!We fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on May 3, 2021 22:25:06 GMT -5
Addy A Segment
The Arena is bathed in a pink light as the opening riff of "Cry" by Ashnikko pierces the arena. "I'm a tough bitch, but I'm sensitive / Coulda, coulda, coulda quick fuck be a sedative?" Addy walks out to the stage in all her glory. The crowd EXPLODES! ADDY A! ADDY A! ADDY A! ADDY A! ADDY A! ADDY A! ADDY A! ADDY A! ADDY A! ADDY A! ADDY A! ADDY A! "It's relative 'cause you were pushing me out to the fucking edge / I'm about to rip all of my hair out 'cause I'm madder than I've ever been" She licks her lips, exaggerating the movement of her tongue as it circles around, the crowd chants compete with her theme music; such is their ferocity. "I just wanna call you, but I know I can't / Fuck a fuckin' fuckboy, fuckin' up my plans" Plumping up her cleavage she completes a three hundred and sixty degree spin. ADDY A! ADDY A! ADDY A! ADDY A! ADDY A! ADDY A! ADDY A! ADDY A! ADDY A! ADDY A! ADDY A! ADDY A! "Lay another finger on me, you could lose a hand / You could lose a hand, you could lose a" When facing the ring she bends over and touches the floor with one hand and slaps herself twice on the ass with her other hand. As the chorus kicks in, Addy stands up, smiles innocently, points to the ceiling and starts skipping to the ring. Adelaide random picks an audience member, and teases rubbing their face into her cleavage, before wiggling a finger 'no', and continuing to skip along to the ring. She moves around the ring, snatching the microphone from Adilene Floyd. She pulls herself onto the ring apron, she does the splits to slide into the ring under the bottom rope. ADDY A! ADDY A! ADDY A! ADDY A! ADDY A! ADDY A! Addy pulls herself up onto the turnbuckles. ADDY A! ADDY A! ADDY A! ADDY A! ADDY A! ADDY A! She waits for the crowd noise to dissipate. ADDY A! ADDY A! ADDY A! ADDY A! ADDY A! ADDY A! ADDY A! ADDY A! ADDY A! ADDY A! ADDY A! ADDY A! ADDY A! ADDY A! ADDY A! ADDY A! ADDY A! ADDY A! ADDY A! ADDY A! ADDY A! Addy A: Thank you to all the beautiful people an’ fuck you to all the ugly people, but get me drunk enough an' you’ll get lucky too!Katta Pult: You should start buying her drinks now, Jimmy!Jimmy throws his headset to the ground and runs backstage. Katta Pult: Whoa! I haven't seen anyone move that fast since Billy was chasing the Taco Truck.Jimmy comes walking back slowly after the producer, Tank Reaper tells him to get back. Hopping off the turnbuckles and wandering around the ring Addy A continues to talk. Addy A: Since I dragged sexy derriere through the doors last week, I’ve heard all the whispers and questions. Why the fuck is Addy A on CruiserClash? So I thought I have to tell my billions and billions of adoring fans and the few of you who don’t have a fuckin’ clue. I thought about just standing backstage with Nate or Jenna, but then again, I’m the star of CruiserClash.She twirls her hair. Addy A: Why would I lower myself to the cookie cutter level antics of Red, White, and Bruised? The world’s greatest tag team that no one gives a shit about? As opposed the Swallowing, the world’s greatest tag team that everyone is begging to see.A little skip. Addy A: But, for real, CruiserClash needs a star. And I am that star. For crying out loud, this place elevated a dipshit that turned an alien in chili. Come on! What the fuck is that. CrusierClash needs better. Last Week 8.8 million people laid their eyes on me. This week it will be 8.8 Billion... fuck the maths. That's why CruiserClash needs me. I am way the world tunes in to see. Everyone eithers wants me or wants to be me. I am the centre of all of this. I am something for the brand to orbit. We've had so-called stars before but they just burnt out and faded out, who didn't raise above candle light. Quixote Della Torre has been and gone. JC Keeton shit the bed, little Miss Muffet never belonged. Teo Blaze is too busy playin' patty cake with Jenson by torch light under the blankets after dark. The list of quasi-stars is endless, and their so-called accomplishments and NOT ONE of them has the gravity to do what I can and will do.Addy leans on the ropes facing the entrances. Addy A: Whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiich brings me to everyone’s favourite blonde – the gloriously violent, the deliciously delectable… Regan Voorhees. Our current champion, this crazy bitch got it goin’ on. She’s ripe for two in tha pink an’ one in tha stink. But be real, right now, as much as I would fuck her, I’m more interested in fuckin’ her up, an’ taking that pretty little belt from around her waist, and maybe takin’ a peek what inside her panties at tha same time. So sit pretty lovely Regan… I see ya when it's time ta split ya, But remember…Addy A: …the last blonde that thought she was better than me, got a bullet to the brain.She climbs out on the apron. Addy A: That’s right… I’m Addy FUCKIN' A… and I’m your God Bitch!Addy throws the microphone across the ring and starts skipping up the ramp to her music, as Jimmy Garcia comes running down with his arms full of cups of beers. Addy stops in front, she grabs the cups and chugs them one by one in no time flat, before slapping Jimmy on the ass and skipping her way backstage. Cut to commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on May 3, 2021 22:28:56 GMT -5
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Post by Action Reel on May 3, 2021 22:36:37 GMT -5
Backstage!
We come backstage back on CruiserClash and Torture is walking down a hallway towards the parking garage where his car is. He stops and smiles as the camera pans and it's Teo Blaze. Torture and Teo shake hands and half embrace. Torture: Whats up, Teo?Teo Blaze: Ya know, same ol' same.Torture: Alright, alright! Torture walks off towards his car and the camera stays on Teo who is smiling and we notice Andre Jenson standing next to him, his tag partner. Teo Blaze: Torture and I wrestled once..Andre Jenson: I know.
Teo Blaze: For the Peoples title..
Andre Jenson: I know.
Teo Blaze: A title that was created for him..
Andre Jenson: I know.
Teo Blaze: and I pinned him. I beat him. Heh.
Andre Jenson: I know.
Andre sighs and walks off frame. Teo just keeps smiling.
The scene fades into a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on May 3, 2021 22:37:55 GMT -5
Addy A vs. Kasey Kash
RUN THEM JEWELS FAST, RUN THEM, RUN THEM JEWELS FAST RUN THEM, RUN THEM, R-RUN THEM, R-RUN THEM, RUN THEM, FUCK THE SLO MO As the song starts up the lights in the arena pulse to the bass of the song, as the bass drops, Kasey walks out through the curtain with a lit cigarette in his mouth, before holding his arms out wide as Adilene Floyd makes her introduction. Adilene Floyd: Currently making his way to the ring, from Canberra, Australia, weighing in at one hundred and sixty-five pounds... Kasey Kash!Kasey starts to make his way down the ramp, trash talking fans that try and start shit with him as he makes his way to the ring, after which he would either flip them off, or if they really deserved it, he would flick the smoke into the fans face, before he would then slide under the bottom rope and go to a corner, sitting down and waiting for the bell to ring. Katta Pult: Kasey Kash looking great, ready for action! May not be a future Hall of Famer like I was, but ya never know!Jimmy Garcia: Oh my god.The Arena is bathed in a pink light as the opening riff of "Cry" by Ashnikko pierces the arena. "I'm a tough bitch, but I'm sensitive / Coulda, coulda, coulda quick fuck be a sedative?" Addy walks out to the stage in all her glory. "It's relative 'cause you were pushing me out to the fucking edge / I'm about to rip all of my hair out 'cause I'm madder than I've ever been" She licks her lips, exaggerating the movement of her tongue as it circles around. "I just wanna call you, but I know I can't / Fuck a fuckin' fuckboy, fuckin' up my plans" Plumping up her cleavage she completes a three hundred and sixty degree spin. "Lay another finger on me, you could lose a hand / You could lose a hand, you could lose a" When facing the ring she bends over and touches the floor with one hand and slaps herself twice on the ass with her other hand. Adilene Floyd: Coming to the ring, by way of Venice, California.... ADELAIDE AINSWORTH!As the chorus kicks in, Addy stands up, smiles innocently, points to the ceiling and starts skipping to the ring. Adelaide random picks an audience member, and teases rubbing their face into her cleavage, before wiggling a finger 'no', and continuing to skip along to the ring. Pulling herself onto the ring apron, she does the splits to slide into the ring under the bottom rope. Jimmy Garcia: Here she is! Addy A!Katta Pult: One of the most glorious superstars of all time right here on CruiserClash, the A show!DING DING DING Kash darts across the ring but Addy A turns and jumps and lands crotch first across his neck taking him down!! She starts to bounce her ass/crotch on his neck/chest as he shoves her off and rolls away! She's on her feet before he is, he turns around and she hits a clothesline sending him down! He gets up and comes back for more but its a 360 discus clothesline sending him back down! He gets up for more and she hits a crossbody and this time hooks both legs! One! Two! Kash kicks out and rolls out of the ring! Katta Pult: He needs a breather! He needs some space!Jimmy Garcia: Addy A bringing the fight to him!She rolls out and clubs him across the back on the outside of the ring! He's whipped but NO, he whips her into the guardrail! She smashes into it back first and stumbles out as he hits a kick sending her down to a seated position on the outside! Jimmy Garcia: That kick had a lot of OOMPH behind it!Kash picks her up and smashes her head down on the apron! She stumbles a bit before Kash rolls her into the ring and tries to go for a pin but she kicks up at one! Jimmy Garcia: Kash has to keep the momentum up, here!Kash picks up Addy to her feet and hits a knee to the midsection! A chop as well for good measure! He whips her to the ropes and she bounces off and he catches her! They stand still for just a beat before Kash hits a SPANISH FLY! Katta Pult: What a move!Jimmy Garcia: That could do it!One! Two! Addy A kicks up and the crowd POPS! Jimmy Garcia: This crowd in love with Addy A!Kash gets her and shoves her into the corner and whips her across the ring where she smashes into the turnbuckles but as Kash runs across the ring Addy A sprints out of the corner and hits a flying leg drop/leg lariat on Kash! Addy A rolls on the canvas trying to get her breath as Kash is out on his back! Katta Pult: What a move by Addy to swing momentum back in her direction!Jimmy Garcia: If she can get up, that is!Kash sits up and crawls to the corner pulling himself up when Addy A comes crashing in with a spear into the corner!! Addy A backs out of the corner as Kash stumbles out and Addy A hits the GOLDEN MILE!! Jimmy Garcia: GOLDEN MILE!!Addy A covers as the crowd POPS. One! Two! Three!! DING DING DING Katta Pult: ADDY A IS VICTORIOUS AGAIN!! SHE JUST KEEPS ON WINNIN'!Jimmy Garcia: And you heard her earlier tonight, she wants Regan and that Cruiserweight Championship! She looks just as laser focused as ever!We fade out as Addy A is in the corner head banging to the music and the crowd popping to her.
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Post by Action Reel on May 3, 2021 22:42:31 GMT -5
Non-title Pineapple Promenade vs. Gatecrashers
Radio Gaga plays and Azurine Vebbins and Nidrah come out and fives the fans and do their respective poses "Out of the Black" by Royal Blood hits and The Gatecrashers come out to their theme song. Both tag teams are in the ring. DING DING DING Jimmy Garcia: This match has started!!Both teams start brawling though and the official can't keep order! Katta Pult: Whats happening! Come on!! This can't be going down like this!!Finally, Void hits a spinkick on Nidrah and throws her out of the ring through the ropes! Void rushes over and jumps over the ropes and lands on Nidrah taking her down onto the mats!! Pettis and Vebbins keep going with rights and lefts in the middle of the ring!! Finally we see Red White and Bruised come on down! Katta Pult: What are they doing!? Jimmy Garcia: This doesn't concern them!!Karlie and Nikki get down to the bottom of the ramp but the ref is still counting Void and Nidrah on the outside of the ring! Pettis throws Vebbins outside of the ring and the ref turns his attention to Vebbins and Nidrah on the outside and is counting them out!! The ref has his back turned and Pettis turns around and Nikki and Karlie are in the ring attacking Pettis!! Jimmy Garcia: What the hell!?The ref doesn't notice and counts out Nidrah and Vebbins!! DING DING DING Jimmy Garcia: What just happened?!Katta Pult: The ref is outrageous!The ref turns around and notices Karlie and Nikki stomping on Pettis!! The ref is trying to break it up but Karlie shoves the ref down!! Jimmy Garcia: WHOA!!The crowd pops as Teo Blaze and Andre Jenson start rushing down the ramp! Katta Pult: Whats happening now?!Teo slides in under the ropes and takes down Karlie! Jimmy Garcia: WHOA!!Jenson gets in and starts trading strikes with Nikki! Void slides in and grabs Pettis and helps her up but Vebbins and Nidrah get back into the ring and just start brawling with the Champions!! Katta Pult: All hell has broken loose!The Schorg Bros run down the ramp!! Katta Pult: Oh GOD, who invited them!?They slide into the ring and join the fray and now everyone is fighting! The crowd slowly building a chant! Jimmy Garcia: What are they saying!?SSX! SSX! SSX! SSX! The crowd LOSES IT as Graysie and Kazuhiro rush down the ring! Jimmy Garcia: OH HERE THEY COME!!Every team going to war inside the ring! Graysie and Kazuhiro pick up Vebbins and slam her down together!! Pettis hits a spear on Jenson! Teo hits a takedown on Nikki! Schorgs jump off the ropes and land on Kazuhiro! Jimmy Garcia: We're out of time!!Katta Pult: This has been a fantastic but chaotic episode of CruiserClash! We'll see you next week, fans! Jimmy Garcia: Thats my job! We'll see you next week!Katta Pult: Yes, next week here on CBS!Jimmy Garcia: Let me be the last one to sign off!Katta Pult: You got it, Jimmy! Goodnight, fans!Jimmy Garcia: NO LET ME! GOODNIGHT FANS, SEE YA!Katta Pult: G'night!
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