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Post by Action Reel on Apr 26, 2021 18:35:10 GMT -5
We open up to the sold out crowd going crazy and all that shiiiiiit. Pyro blasting off as we cut to Billy and Chris Avery!
Billy: Welcome to Monday Night CLash, ladies and gentlemen and tonight we have HUGE matches with a lot of implications as we get closer and closer to Havoc!
Chris Avery: Tonight we also have.. for hte first time ever outside of Execution, our pay per view in September.. we have a EXECUTION CAGE MATCH! The Hardcore Championship will be settled inside the Execution Cage and whoever walks away and survives will officially be in the unification match at Evolution!
Billy: Don't forget that Evolution unification match between the Hardcore Champion and Pure Champion will be in a barbed wire exploding deathmatch!
Chris Avery: The Pure Champion is in action tonight and is continuing to be tested too!
Billy: Huge Television Championship, a bunch of tag matches, and we have Corey Bull going one on one Corey Black!
Chris Avery: We also have FPV vs Jayson Price! Talk about two WCF Hall of Famers!
Billy: Tonight is the night is the night! We have some newcomers, we have some social media signings, we have some action, its all on Monday Night Clash, lets get to it!
Just then the ActionTron lights up..
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 26, 2021 18:35:55 GMT -5
John Blade Segment
The camera turns and its John Blade who is smiling wide. The crowd cheers. John Blade: So this is Action Wrestling? I'm ready to defeat who stands in front of me and win all the Championship belts.Nate Burleson: Wow, John Blade, I can't believe you're finally here. What is your goal for Action Wrestling?John Blade: I'm going to march into Havoc and throw everyone over and when I win, I'll be at the main event of Evolution facing the World Champion. Excuse me, I need to sign some autographs for all my fans.The crowd cheers and Blade signs off and salutes and jogs over to some fans and takes fun selfies with them. Nate Burleson: There you have it folks, John Blade is here in Action Wrestling and hes ready to compete on Monday Night Clash every week.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 26, 2021 18:37:06 GMT -5
Billy Reynolds vs. Ursula vs. Warpig
The throaty moan of an overly distorted guitar roars as ‘Royal Jelly’ by Deap Vally hits the speakers. The arena is dark as the music continues to play - ones the guitar and drums reach the height of their crescendo, spotlights hit the entrance as Ursula steps out. She stands, momentarily, as the lead singer belts out the chorus: If you wanna be Queen Bee Then you better make honey If you wanna be Miss Thing Then you better start hustling The spotlight follows Ursula as she makes her way down the ring ramp, ignoring the fans except for a few here and there, which she only affords a disdainful glance. As she makes it to the bottom of the ring ramp, she once again pauses. Honey, so sweet, so sweet Honey, so sweet, so sweet Now the lights come up to find her making her way up the steps to the ring. She walks the ring apron towards the middle before gracefully entering the ring. She goes to the middle of the ring, still ignoring the fans and tilts her head back, absorbing the lights above her, before lowering a cold glare to no one in particular. As the music dies, she moves to her corner. Billy: We’ve heard some great things about Ursula who is making her debut here tonight on Monday Night Clash!Chris Avery: Yeah she’s going up against a couple of other rookies as well. Let’s see what she brings!‘How Soon is Now?’ hits the speakers as Billy Reynolds steps out to a rapturous applause. He struts confidently towards the ring, high diving front row fans along the way, before sliding under the ropes. Billy: Well, Mr. Reynolds debuted last week, but it was in a losing effort against fellow newcomer HaHa Harlowe.Chris Avery: Billy sure brings a lot to Action Wrestling though.Billy: Awww, thanks, Chris! That was sweet of you!Chris Avery: I was talking about Billy Reynolds!Mudshovel hits on the PA. The lights flash. Pyro erupts from the entrance. Standing in that fire is William Feight. He snacks his head with his hands and makes his way to the ring. Billy: Well, unfortunately for Warpig, even though he has already won title gold here in AW, it was a short reign.Chris Avery: Yeah, he was a recent TV champion until he lost the belt to the returning Jeremiah Gail.Billy: He looks focused as hell here tonight. Chris, I’d hate to be either of his opponents here tonight!The referee signals for the bell to begin the match. Ursula launches out of the corner with fist strikes to Reynolds. Warpig tries to attack Ursula from behind, but she dodges the attack and nails him with an overhead kick. Warpig tries to get up but is taken down by an axe kick. Ursula goes up top and takes Billy Reynolds down with a missile dropkick, but Warpig stops Ursula from going for the pin with a rear naked choke! Billy: SHITFIRE! Warpig has the rear naked choke locked in and Ursula is fighting to reach the ropes, but he’s too much!Chris Avery: Billy Reynolds makes the save!Reynolds grabs Warpig when he gets to his feet and executes an arm drag before kicking him in the midsection and dropping him with a neckbreaker. Reynolds locks in a Mexican surfboard, but Ursula stops the move before it can do too much damage. Ursula goes to grab Reynolds, but he pulls her in and locks in an armbar! Ursula flails and fights out of the hold with an eye gouge. Billy: Dirty play!Chris Avery: The referee is admonishing her now though.Ursula hits a spinning heel kick as Reynolds staggers to his feet and she takes him down with a double leg takedown, raining down blows on him. Ursula pulls Reynolds to his feet and executes a double knee backbreaker. Billy: Ursula is fired up!Chris Avery: FLYING FOREARM SMASH! Ursula hooks the leg on Billy Reynolds!ONEEE!! TWOO!! THR--NOOO!! Warpig makes the save! Warpig rains down punches on Ursula and locks in a headlock but Ursula pushes him into the ropes. Warpig holds on as Ursula bends over for a back body drop. Warpig grabs her instead and whips her across the ring and nails a military press drop. Billy Reynolds is back up and charges at Warpig who catches him with a release belly-to-belly suplex. Warpig grabs Reynolds and locks in a dragon sleeper. Reynolds flails, reaching for the ropes. Chris Avery: Warpig is going to war on these two!Billy: Here comes Ursula to stop the move, but Warpig drops Reynolds and grabs Ursula and locks in a triangle choke!!Billy Reynolds saves the match just as Ursula looked ready to tap out! Warpig clotheslines Billy out of the ring, but he lands on the apron. Warpig doesn’t notice though and he nails a big DDT on Ursula and hooks the leg! Billy: FLASH BANG TO URSULA!!ONEEE!! TWOOO!!! THRE--NOOO!! Billy is back in the ring and stops the pin attempt. Billy Reynolds grabs Warpig from behind and drops him with a belly-to-back suplex and follows it up with a falcon arrow suplex! He grabs Warpig and takes him to the corner before executing a tornado DDT!! Reynolds drops him with a swinging neckbreaker and hooks the leg! Chris Avery: Billy Reynolds drops Warpig with a swinging neckbreaker!ONEEE!! TWOOO!!! THRE--NOOO!! Ursula makes the save!! Ursula picks up Reynolds and hits a stiff jumping DDT! Reynolds looks down and Ursula goes for a cover but Reynolds makes his way to the ropes to not be pinned.. Ursula grabs Reynolds and shitcans him through the ropes but turns around and Warpig hits a running attack and rolls Ursula up! One! Two! Three!! DING DING DING Billy: OH MY GOD!!Chris Avery: WARPIG STOLE ONE!!Billy: WHAT A WIN!! WARPIG STEALS ONE ON URSULA!!Ursula is pissed and kicking at the ropes but Warpig is laughing as he stumbles up the ramp the winner. We fade out into the next segment.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 26, 2021 18:38:01 GMT -5
Warpig Segment
William Feight walks back stage after his win... His eyes are clear but his face held a frown. He heard a ruckus from down the hall. A booming voice was shouting about watching something. He turns a corner to see Harvey Marx standing before a crowd of people, wowing them with various magic tricks. Harvey Marx: Ah. Here's the man of the hour!William looks around, taking a few seconds for him to realize that Harvey was talking about him. Warpig: I don't like magic, Marx.Harvey smiles widely. Harvey Marx: Everyone like magic, my friend. Here. Watch this.Feight watches as Harvey Marx blows up a small black balloon. Twists it into the shape of a Cobra and hands it to Feight, who takes the balloon snake with a dumbfounded look upon his face. Warpig: a balloon snake?Harvey Marx: Ahhh. Yes. But I haven't said the magic words, friend.Feight patiently waits. Harvey Marx: Now friends. Watch as this miracle happens. Ala kazam!Harvey touches the balloon snake. Feight looks at Harvey with that same dumbfounded expression. Then he hears a hiss. He looks down. The balloon snake is moving. Feight drops the balloon snake quickly. Harvey Marx: Do not fret, friends. This is but a…Harvey reaches down and grabs the snake. Harvey Marx: bouquet of flowers. Daffodils to be exact.The crowd gasps. A slight small crosses William Feights face.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 26, 2021 18:39:23 GMT -5
The Colonnade vs. Darren Marsh & Big Bubba
Sirens bellow out of the PA system and out from the back walks Darren Marsh & Big Bubba who both mean business. Billy: Darren Marsh and Big Bubba are a fearsome duo, Chris!Chris Avery: Yeah, I’d really rather not meet them in a dark alley. Or really anywhere!An unsettling hush comes over the crowd, just before the lights are cut off like someone blowing out a candle. A red strobe pulsates to life as The Duchess of Bedlam methodically walks out to center stage draped in a white sheer veil, her hands bound in a prayer. Byron steps out from behind the curtain dressed in his black trunks with crimson trim, black boots with black wraparound kick pads, and his hands and wrists taped up with black tape. A flowing priest stole with the red pillar-shaped insignia of The Colonnade gives him a mark of authority. He moves slowly around The Duchess, eyeing her up and down, he goes in to lift her veil, but instead grabs a hold of the red rope. Suddenly, "Everybody Knows" by Wild Fire begins. As the song picks up, Lester Parish appears behind him in a road-worn white button up shirt with faded pinstripes and black slacks. A black leather mask covers his face as the lights dim to back to normal levels. Adilene Floyd: Accompanied to the ring by Lady Envy "The Duchess of Bedlam"... And entering the ring at a combined weight of 525 pounds... Representing the Colonnade... "The Sin Eater" Byron Bathory and Lester Parish!Bathory turns toward the ramp and gives a cocky smile as he slowly pulls The Duchess along with him. Fans reach out, but Byron blows them off and jaws at them for their trouble. Parish takes to the opposite staircase and walks into the ring with no theatrics behind his powerful, lumbering gait. Byron gets to the ring, leading The Duchess up the stairs, where he slowly unties her hands. The two enter center stage as The Duchess circles him, offering his finely chiseled physique to the crowd. The Duchess lowers herself to her knees at Byron's side, she looks up at him as she grabs onto his leg and she slowly pulls up her veil, revealing a demonic smile. Byron nods with his own crazed look before the lights cut back off. Parish leers from over them for a moment before the team disperses to their corner. Chris Avery: These two looked great against Caps Lock last week!Billy: Yeah, I have to say that they’re a refreshing change of scenery for the tag team division and it’s heating up! Let’s see how they can do against Marsh and Bubba!The referee signals for the bell to begin the match. Big Bubba and Lester start off for their respective teams. Lester holds his hand up, asking for a test of strength, but Big Bubba doesn’t give a fuck and just headbutts Lester, staggering the big man. Lester runs at Bubba who scoop slams him before dropping an elbow across his chest. Both men are back up and Big Bubba nails him with a sloppy clothesline and tags in Darren Marsh. Both men nail big splashes back to back on Lester and Marsh hooks the leg! ONEEE!! T--NOO! Byron Bathory is in the ring and stops the pin attempt right away. Darren Marsh points a finger right at Byron and starts mouthing off at him as the referee forces him back into the corner. Marsh nails an axe handle on Lester and starts laying into him with some right and left hooks before finally clotheslining him to the mat. Marsh whips Lester across the ring and bends over for a back body drop, but Lester drops down for a huge uppercut, staggering Marsh into the corner. Lester charges in and nails a big boot in the corner. Lester grabs Marsh and executes a choke toss, sending Marsh across the ring towards Colonnade’s corner and tags in Bathory. Billy: The Sin Eater himself is in the ring now and ready to take on Darren Marsh!Chris Avery: The crowd is pumped to see this match, Billy!Bathory nails a rolling elbow and some face-trapped knees, but Marsh finally blocks one of them and shoves Bathory back hard. Bathory launches forward for a clothesline, but Bathory ducks and springboards off the ropes for a disaster kick! Bathory hops back up and springboards again for a european uppercut. He runs the ropes and spears Marsh to the mat! Bathory waits for Marsh to get to his feet in the corner before nailing running double knees and sends Marsh flying with a chimeraplex! Chris Avery: Bathory’s got Darren Marsh reeling!Billy: He’s got Darren Marsh! SIN WITH A GRIN!! Pin attempt!ONEEE!! TWOOO!! THR--NOOO!! Big Bubba makes the save with a big boot to the side of Bathory’s head! Bathory is up and is crushed in the corner by Big Bubba! Lester is in the ring but the referee starts trying to regain control. Big Bubba points a finger at Lester and yells at him to get back out on the apron before doing so himself. Bathory and Darren Marsh are both crawling towards their opponents and tag in their teammates! Big Bubba charges at Lester but is taken down by a big clothesline. Big Bubba isn’t phazed and charges again only to receive a stungun! Lester drops a huge elbow on Big Bubba before executing a belly-to-back suplex. Lester waits for Big Bubba to get to his feet before slapping a meaty hand around his fat throat and chokeslams him hard to the mat! Lester hooks the leg! ONEEE!! TWOOO!! TH--NOOOO! Darren Marsh is in and stomps away hard at Lester. Bathroy springboards off the ropes and BIG BUBBA hits a running clobering some-move knocking Bathory down! The ref has lost control but Marsh grabs his nightstick and hits Lester over the head with it knocking him down! Bathory turns around and Bubba lifts him over the top rope to the outside! Marsh is pinning and the ref turns around! One! Two! Three! DING DING DING Billy: Oh my god! They won! They won!Chris Avery: CHEATING SONS OF BITCHES! YOU SAW THE NIGHTSTICK!Marsh and Bubba roll out of the ring and have small dick energy and walk up the ramp. Lester and Bathory begin to argue inside the ring. They're trying to get on the same page but Lester looks a bit pissed off! Billy: Lester isn't happy with Bathory, I'll tell you that much! Chris Avery: No he's not!We fade out.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 26, 2021 18:41:07 GMT -5
Nightingale, Downfall & MS-13 Arrive
Clash camera feed moves to the arena parking lot. A collection of loud engine roars can be heard. Suddenly, a large motorcycle convoy enters the parking lot, flanking a black SUV. The bikers, members of MS-13 ferry the SUV to the entrance of the arena. One member disembarks and walks over to the rear passenger side of the SUV, opening the door for James Nightingale, who exits the vehicle with the baseball bat used to defeat Matthias Mintzel in his hand; the German’s blood staining the wood. Nightingale is followed out of the vehicle by Downfall. Adrian, having ridden his own motorbike to the arena, disembarks and joins them. They are approached by Nate Burleson. Nate Burleson: James Nightingale, you were victorious against Matthias Mintzel last week, do you…Nightingale extends his arm, and covers the microphone with his free hand, he then holds the bat uncomfortably close to Burleson’s face. James Nightingale: Do you fear me still, Nate? Does the sight of Die Motte’s blood-stained within this ash wood bat make you nervous?Nightingale looks at the wood, then locks eyes with Nate. James Nightingale: Finish your question.Nate struggles to recompose himself. Finally, he plucks up the courage to finish his question. Nate Burleson: Is your rivalry with Mintzel finished?The Angel of Death smiles sadistically. James Nightingale: Is he here tonight?Nate shakes his head. James Nightingale: I said I’d clip the wings of The Butterfly, I think I took it one further, his brain matter contaminated my bat. If he ever makes a meaningful recovery from his injuries, he’ll never be on my level again. His stupidity has condemned him back to the depths of the lower card, from where I plucked him from… and to where I have banished him back to.Nightingale pulls back the bat and rests it on his right shoulder. James Nightingale: I’ve wasted enough of my time on poor wounded Matthias. Tonight myself, Downfall and Adrian here, we are gonna have some fun, isn’t that right boys?Adrian and the other members of MS-13 cheer, whilst Downfall stares stoically at Burleson. James Nightingale: I always love to press Lissie Hope’s buttons… Downfall has Ash Blake’s number… and for the first time… Carter Shaw tangles with The Angel of Death!The crowd cheers. Nightingale leans into the camera and speaks quietly… James Nightingale: And then I have a big surprise for you all… The Angel of Death is coming for you...pray for mercy…He stops speaking quietly and pushes away the camera, cutting the feed. Clash moves to a commercial break.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 26, 2021 18:42:53 GMT -5
Hey what the heck?
Billy was cut off by "Bazelgeuse" beginning to play throughout the arena. The crowd cheered as Dionysus steps out from backstage. Chris Avery: And here is the man who just last week was told "No, you're not getting the number one spot in Havoc."Billy: But what's he doing out here tonight? Does he think Pasternak is going to say "Yes?"Chris Avery: What I'm wondering is...why is he carrying two wine bottles?Dionysus walked casually down the ramp, raising the bottles to the crowd. He looks over to the announcer table, shouting "Heeeeey, you guys!" Chris Avery: Oh no.Billy: Is he actually...Dionysus flags an attendant at ringside for a chair as he sets the bottles on the table. He picks up the free headset and puts it on. Chris Avery: ...Uhh...Ladies and gentlemen, I guess we have Dionysus joining us at ringside. Everything alright?Dionysus: Hey! Yeah! Everything's great man!Billy: But...what are you doing out here?Dionysus: What, can't a guy come sit with his favorite announce team and give some play-by-play?Chris Avery: I mean...sure, I suppose that's fine.Dionysus: Great, this'll be fun! Don't worry; I won't be in the way, just pretend I'm not even here.Billy: Well there it is, folks! We'll be joined live with Dionysus as he- Dionysus: Hey Chris, do you have a corkscrew?Chris Avery: ...We're in for a long night, aren't we?Dionysus: If Pasternak isn't going to make me #1 in the Havoc Rumble, then I'll just sit out here until he does!Billy: Thats what this is about?! Oh god!
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 26, 2021 18:44:55 GMT -5
Claire Hawkins vs. Jeremiah Gail(c)
As the world falls; wider grows disaster's maw Desperate the thralls call; thee three crows caw As those words faded to black, a shrill Banshee’s Wail rang out through the stadium and everything went as dark as it possibly could. A moment later, the beginnings of Orbit Culture’s Nensha began to play; a light layer of smoke appeared upon the stage as the lights began to frantically flash in sync with the music. As the music increased in pace, so did the flashing of the lights; a silhouette of a person appearing upon the stage, hunched forward. PICK UP THE BONES! Abruptly, the lights return to normal in time to see the person lean backward and release a deep guttural scream upwards to the heavens from parted lips painted black. Upon finishing the guttural growl, the person titled their head down and fixated their fiery crimson gaze upon the ring; the Action Wrestling crowd letting out a sizable pop. With skin as pale as porcelain and clearly dressed to compete within the squared circle, the person was none other than the Witch of Action Wrestling; Claire Hawkins! Adilene Floyd: Making her way to the ring, from Salem, Massachusetts, weighing in at 145 pounds, she is "The Witch".....CLAIRE.....HAWKINS!!Once she reached the ringside area Claire paused for a moment to look at the cameraman that had dared to get close enough to get a good shot of her face. With a vicious snarl, Claire let out another one of those screams and forced the cameraman to quickly backpedal. Feeling pleased with herself, Claire made her way over to the steps and into the ring. Once she was in the ring she walked to the side of the ring where the hard camera was and stepped onto the second rope, leaned forward a little to keep her balance, and held her arms up while she held up in the "Devil Horns" gesture as pyro shot up from the ring posts. All the while bellowing out that same savage, guttural scream. Billy: This next match could favor Hawkins, ya know she's a former two time Television Champion!Chris Avery: We'll have to see! Anything can happen in Action Wrestling! Gail has all the momentum too, don't forget!As the western intro of “Put It On the Line” hits the PA, the crowd cheers. Jeremiah Gail walks out, a cocky grin on his face. Gail walks to the ring, fist bumping fans as Adilene Floyd announces him. Adilene Floyd: "On his way to the ring, fighting from Tombstone, Arizona and weighing 200 pounds, he is "The King Of The Bandits", Jeremiah Gail!!!Jeremiah slides into the ring before the chorus starts, stands still for a beat, then right at the chorus does a quick draw pose to the hard cam. He then climbs the turnbuckle and poses for the crowd, before flipping off the turnbuckle and facing his opponent. Billy: They look ready to go!Chris Avery: This should be good!DING DING DING Hawkins grabs Gail and hits a few chops before sending him back into the turnbuckle with a boot to the gut and a huge right hand. He whips Gail out of the corner into the opposite turnbuckle and lets Gail stumble out and hits a scoop slam! Hawkins stomps on Gail and lifts him back up hitting a suplex! Hawkins goes for a cover! ONE! TWO! Gail kicks out. Hawkins grabs Gail and hits a few chops and sends him to the ropes and goes for a clothesline! Gail ducks and lets Hawkins turn around and hits a dropkick! Hawkins goes down to the canvas before rolling to his knees where Gail meets her with a kick to the head! Gail pins Hawkins! ONE! TWO! Hawkins gets a shoulder out and rolls to the corner where Gail helps him to his feet just to whip him out of the corner into the other turnbuckles hitting a powerslam! Gail pins Hawkins! One! Two! Hawkins gets another shoulder up. Billy: It was almost over!Chris Avery: I thought it was!This time Gail picks up Hawkins and goes for a suplex but Hawkins gets out of it and hits SPIRITBREAKER! Gail is out! Hawkins covers! One! Two! Thre- NO!! Billy: GAIL GETS A SHOULDER UP!!Chris Avery: I THOUGHT WE HAD A NEW CHAMPION!Hawkins whips Gail to the ropes and goes for a kick but Gail catches the boot and whips Hawkins around and hits PISTOL WHIP! Gail has her down for the count! ONE!! TWO!! HAWKINS KICKS OUT!! Billy: WOW! I DIDNT THINK HAWKINS COULD KICK OUT!Chris Avery: THEY GO BACK AND FORTH WITH MOMENTUM! GAIL TRYING TO STAY ALIVE HERE!Gail lifts Hawkins to his feet and goes for another suplex but Hawkins gets out of it one more time! This time Hawkins whips Gail to the ropes but both superstars go for a crossbody and colide in mid-air! They both hit hte canvas hard! Billy: Both of them are down!Chris Avery: Hawkins is stirring to her feet!She does indeed get up first and goes for a strike but Gail ducks under it and hits the ropes as hard as he can and flies back with a knee to the head of Hawkins sending her down! McGrady Masher is HIT by Gail on Hawkins! NO!! SHE GETS OUT OF IT! SHE TURNS GAIL AROUND AND HITS BLACK VEIL!! Billy: SHITFIRE!!GAIL IS OUT!! HAWKINS PINS!! ONE!! TWO!! THREE!! Billy: WE GOT A NEW TELEVISION CHAMPION!!Dionysus: She's a three time TV Champ!Chris Avery: SHES A THR-.. YEAH!Hawkins gets up and is handed the Television Championship! Billy: What a win!Chris Avery: Hawkins is gaining momentum on her way to Havoc and Evolution!Dionysus: Yup. My thoughts exactly.Billy: Oh god.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 26, 2021 18:45:44 GMT -5
Max Meets With The GM
We head backstage where Alexander Pasternak is seen talking on the phone at his desk. We don't hear much of what he says before Trudy Lindsbergh storms into the office. She immediately hangs up his phone. Behind them, the referee involved in Max's match last week stumbles in. The referee stands next to Pasternak as Max Daemon joins his girlfriend and official PETA liaison for Action Wrestling. Max Daemon: Pasta Mac, why wasn't my match restarted last week?Alexander sighs before answering. Alexander Pasternak: The referee's call is final. I can't do anything to--Max Daemon: Horse shit. If Jim Mud can make changes on the fly on HIS show, than you can use your power to make things right when officials have it out for me.Alexander Pasternak: Okay, well, first of all...Pasternak stands up, making sure he meet Max's eyes. Alexander Pasternak: This isn't CruiserClash. This is MY show, and if referees like Mr. Little over here make mistakes, they own up to them. Which he did. We don't restart everything after a match is over. There's no instant replays on Clash. Furthermore, what the hell are you talking about? This is the first time YOU were in a match with a referee mistake.Max chuckles a bit before raising a finger. Max Daemon: Ah! But you said it! That referee is Mr. Little. Mr. Tyson Little of the Little family of referees, right?The referee--Tyson--nods his head. Max Daemon: Well I have it on good authority that his cousin has screwed somebody I am quite close with in the past out of a match, and it would just be SO like the family to have another member try to stick it to him through me. Isn't that right David?The door opens again and David Hunter steps in. Alexander Pasternak: You're not signed here.David Hunter: It's fine. I won't be long. On three occasions, Tyson's cousin, Ty Little, has screwed me out of a match through incompetence and idiocy. I took that personally and the Littles have had it out for me ever since. They know how close Max and I are. Hell, I accepted his open challenge six or so months ago on Max's request.Alexander sighs and looks back towards the referee, who is just stunned enough to not say anything. David Hunter: Furthermore, I have another friend of mine who was also screwed by this family and can attest to that.The door opens once more and......Kyle Shane walks in! It's Kyle Shane! Kyle walks up to the group and nods his head. Kyle Shane: Yeah. That's the family alright. I tried to file a lawsuit against them but the company they were in just tried to bleed me dry. The Little family have it out for David, alright. AND me.Alexander sighs and mutters a little nonsensical prayer. He turns towards Tyson before looking back towards Max. Alexander Pasternak: I'll look into it.Max and Trudy nod before holding hands and exiting the room. David and Kyle watch them leave before David holds up his hand. David Hunter: Yeah. Fuck those refs right?Kyle looks at the hand before looking back up at David. He shakes his head. Kyle Shane: I hate you.He then walks out. David looks back towards Alexander and the door. Then again before leaving himself.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 26, 2021 18:47:13 GMT -5
Jayson Price vs. Frank Patrick Venable
"The Cell" by Gojira hits the arena speakers as the lights dim down. When the drums kick in, pyro goes off from the big screen and stage. The crowd lets out a mixed reaction as a spotlight comes down onto the stage and Jayson Price walks out from the back, staring out at the crowd and then focusing on the ring. Adilene Floyd: From Philadelphia, Pennsylvania... weighing in at 260 pounds... JAYSON PRICE!Price starts walking down the ramp, ignoring the outstretched hands of the fans, until he reaches ringside where he rolls into the ring under the bottom rope and heads for his corner. Price stays leaning against the turnbuckles. Billy: If you have time to lean, you have time to clean!Chris Avery: ...The pounding, thunderous bass of "Turbo Killer" by Carpenter Brut hits the soundwaves, as the crowd buzzes in anticipation. Slowly, the words "MAN MADE GODS" appear on the tron, and as the song reaches it's dramatic height, three letters are superimposed on the team name. F. P. V. As the songs drop hits, the man himself emerges from the curtain to cheers from the audience. Frank Patrick Venable, dressed in full ring attire and looking vicious, begins his walk down the rampway. His eyes looking away from the fans and focusing intently on the ring, he ascends the steps, walks through the ropes, and begins to psyche himself up for the match at hand. Billy: Good thing his name showed up on the ActionTron5000. Adilene had done bailed on us again.The opening bell sounds and both men meet in the center of the ring. Price is hee hawing, not making a dent on FPV's confidence. Price goes for a kick and FPV catches it. He shakes his head and throws the kick back down. Price charges into an elbow smash from FPV, followed quickly by a jumping front kick and a standing dropkick. Chris Avery: Quick combo from FPV!FPV covers Price. ONE! TW--KICKOUT! Billy: Dang! Not even a two!Chris Avery: That's too little to keep Jayson Price down anyway.Price sits up and FPV throws a kick. Price ducks it and gets to his feet. FPV charges into a yee yee ass scoop slam from Price. FPV slowly gets up and falls toward the ropes. When he turns around, Price clotheslines him over the top rope. FPV gets up on the apron. Price walks into a high kick from FPV that backs him up a bit. FPV then springboard dropkicks the fuck outta Price. Billy: PERT NEAR TOOK HIS GOT-DANG HEAD OFF!Chris Avery: WOW!Billy: MUCH LIKE DER METZGER TOOK OFF ADDY'S HEAD AT LOWER GROUND!Chris Avery: WHAT?!Billy: It's canon, buddy. Do the research.Anyway… FPV covers Price. ONE! TW--KICKOUT! FPV pulls Price up off the mat. Price breaks free and catches him with a quick jab. FPV returns the favor. Back and forth they go until FPV is able to pop off a few in a row. Price is backed up to the ropes and-- FPV: BOOM! HEADSH-- As he goes to throw his finishing superkick (not to be confused with Price's signature superkick), Price drops to the mat and rolls out of the ring. Chris Avery: Smart thinking from Jayson Price!Billy: You don't get in the WCF Hall of Fame for bein' a dummy!FPV goes for a baseball slide, but Price evades it. FPV lands on his feet on the outside and Price catches him with an uppercut. Price goes to whip him. FPV reverses and sends Price crashing into the stairs. Chris Avery: Jayson Price is favoring his knee now.The official urges FPV to return to the ring. FPV grabs Price by the back of the neck and rolls him back into the ring. Billy: Oh wow! An official ackchyually doing his dang job!FPV slides into the ring and he gets to his feet. He looks out at the fans, who are cheering the heck out of this man. FPV looks down at Price, who is holding his knee. FPV grabs his hurt leg and applies a single leg beantown crab. Price reaches out for the ropes but he's just too far. He pushes up with his good leg, that FPV probably should half also locked up. On three strong limbs, Price is able to push up and get to the ropes before losing everything. FPV releases the hold, and he pulls Price away from the ropes. He lays down some stomps on Price before heading over to the corner. The official goes to check on Price as FPV climbs the ropes in the corner. Once FPV reaches the top, Price blatantly shoves the official hard enough to hit the ropes, which makes FPV fall bits to hole on the steel turnbuckle. Chris Avery: THAT DASTARDLY PRICE!Billy: LOOKS LIKE THE DANG REF ATTACKED FPV!Chris Avery: Are we… watching… the same… match?Billy: HASHTAG REFGATE!!!The fans boo the heck out of Price as he carefully gets to his feet. He hobbles over to the corner and climbs up the ropes. He makes it to the second rope and hoists FapV up on his shoulders, then throws him back with a dope ass American Samoan Drop. Billy: SHIIIITFIRE!!!The fall took a lot out of Price. He rolls over and covers FPV. ONE! TWO! THR--KICKOUT! The fans pop yuge when FPV kicks out. Price pushes up using his good leg, dragging FPV up with him. He hooks FPV up for his brainbuster. He hoists FPV up, but his knee buckles and he stumbles, allowing FapV to pulls back down with a small package rollup. ONE! TWO! THR--KICKOUT! Chris Avery: I'm surprised he kicked out of that one! Did you see how twisted he had Price's hurt knee?!Billy: I sure did seen it!Price again holds onto his knee following the kickout. FPV slowly gets to his feet as Price pushes up using his good knee. FPV tries to lock in a double underhook but Price powers out. He pushes up using his good leg and wrecks FPV with a cravate cutter outta nowhere. Chris Avery: Jayson Price has Frank right where he wants him!Frank stumbles up and Price hits EXPLOSIA! Price stumbles onto Frank for the pin! One! Two! Three! DING DING DING Billy: WHOA!! PRICE WITH A HUGE WIN!Chris Avery: FRANK HAS LOST IN BACK TO BACK WEEKS!Dionysus: Predictable.Price rolls out of the ring and still can't believe it but Mason Jones runs down and is celebrating with him. Price keeps trying to push Mason Jones away but Jones keeps jumping up and down next to him. The music fades as Frank sits in the ring and he's looking around like wtf. Billy: Frank is starting to lose momentum here before Havoc!Dionysus: Yeah, Frank is sucking.Frank looks up at the Havoc banner hanging from the rafters.. Chris Avery: But in one night, all of that can turn around.. Dionysus: He won't.Billy: Frank can turn all of this around by just winning Havoc.. he's still one to beat!Dionysus: It won't happen.We fade into a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 26, 2021 18:49:05 GMT -5
Ok, lets fix this..
Billy: Welcome back to Monday Night Cla-Dionysus: What a night, amirite?Chris Avery: Oh my gosh.Just then Jaice and Cormack start walking down the ramp and the crowd is buzzing. They're pointing at Dionysus. Dionysus: Oh man, here comes the JOB Squad.Dion takes the headset off and stands up. Jaice and Cormack don't want to get physical with Dion in the slightest. He knows this and is smirking. Dion tells them to piss off and go get Pasternak. Dion is holding up the #1 finger and pointing at the Havoc sign hanging in the background. Jaice and Cormack try to get closer to Dion and now the mood goes from a bit comedic to serious. Dion is telling them not to touch him. Billy: Dionysus wants to be #1 in Havoc!Chris Avery: He wants to show the world he's ready to win!Jaice and Cormack again get closer to Dion and he swats Jaices hand away and shoves Cormack. The crowd ooohs and ahhs. Finally, Pasternak comes out onto the stage. Alexander Pasternak: Hey! Hey! Dionysus! Thats enough!Dion looks through the ring up the stage at Pasternak. Alexander Pasternak: Leave the ring side area, now.Dion smiles and throws a punch at Jaice but he stops just to cause Jaice to flinch. Cormack looks into the camera like Jim from the Office. Dion begins to walk around the ring but stops and smiles. Alexander Pasternak: If you do not leave the ringside area, I will suspend you.Dion rolls his eyes and puts his hands up. He walks around the ring to the bottom of the ramp where Jaice and Cormack are following him. Dion is yelling while walking towards Pasternak that he wants to be number 1 in the Havoc rumble. Alexander Pasternak: You want to be #1?The crowd cheers as Dion walks closer. Alexander Pasternak: You wanna run the table? You want to enter at #1 and set records and win the whole thing huh?Dion smiles as he stands directly in front of Pasternak. Alexander Pasternak: NO!Pasternak shrugs and points to the curtain as Dions face goes from a smile to frustration. Pasternak is having a mild rich laugh as Dion plays by the rules.. this time.. and walks through the curtain. Pasternak tells Jaice not to flinch like a pussy. We fade out.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 26, 2021 18:51:05 GMT -5
Alice's Revenge
Clash moves to a video of a Mountainside view. The camera zooms in on Alice, who has an angry look on her face. She closes her eyes as we see a flashback... Alice reopens her eyes and stares directly into the camera once more Alice: Hell has no fury like a woman scorned, Quixote.Several members of MS-13 join The Hard as Fuck Girl. Alice: Pity for you, you did not know who you had burned, nor did you think about the consequences of your actions. I never forget that humiliation, that pain you caused. Now you and the ones you love most will pay for your sins.Alice smiles seductively. Alice: I hope you're enjoying your new living conditions, I’ll send Jenna your love… and I’ll make sure I give Debonair a kiss goodnight.She continues to smile as the camera pans over the mountains.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 26, 2021 18:52:32 GMT -5
Johnny Dangerously vs. HaHa Harlowe vs. Johnny Bacchus
Billy: Up next is a Pure title match!Chris Avery: I’m really hyped about the eventual unification of the Pure and Hardcore titles, Billy!Billy: Yeah, me, too!Johnny Dangerously just strolls down the ring with the briefcase like he's casing the joint and the crowd on the way to the ring. Billy: Johnny Dangerously looked strong against Bam Beefer last week!Chris Avery: Yeah, his opponents better watch out!’Maniac’ by Carpenter Brut hits as the lights in the arena turn down low. As the song begins to boom, HaHa Harlowe emerges through the entrance and ignores the fans as she makes her way down the entrance ramp. Neon lights hit the audience and the ring in bright pinks, greens, yellows, and purples. The lights reflect off her chrome Xpert leather jacket. She’s mesmerizing. She walks right to the ring apron and in a single bound, leaps up onto the apron. She unzips her leather jacket and lets it fall to the ground behind her before stepping into the ring. She walks to the middle of the ring and extends her arms and her middle fingers before pulling them together to make a cross in front of her face. The music dies down as the lighting returns to normal as she makes her way to her corner to warm up for the upcoming bout. Chris Avery: Speaking of looking strong, HaHa Harlowe looked great last week against Billy Reynolds!Billy: Yeah, the crowd really likes to see HaHa out here!"Flagpole Sitta" by Harvey Danger hits the P.A. as the lights flash red and the Actiontron is lit up with the fresh Chimp in a Suit with a Handgun.jpeg. The background is vaguely psychedelic with shifting fractal overlays. The curtain parts, and out steps Johnny Bacchus, accompanied by Miss Mae. The Pure Title is around his waist, and his bandana is pulled over his nose and mouth. He rips the bandana off and whips it into the crowd before doing the same with the oversized white women's sunglasses he was rocking before he strikes the #ChimpMode pose to a nice pop! On his way down the ramp, he slaps hands ad takes a moment to take some pictures – Yung Toon Summoned Skull is for the children, after all. When the couple reach the floor, Johnny’s expression takes a less goofy and more determined look as he regards his opponent. The Champ slides into the ring as Miss Mae takes the stairs to get into the ring, and when she gets to the ropes, he steps up on the middle rope to push it down and allow her in. Bacchus then pulls himself onto the turnbuckle and tears the Pure Title off his waist to raise above his head to another healthy pop. Billy: Johnny Bacchus has had a strong hold on the Pure title here for a while, Chris!Chris Avery: Yeah, he’s challenged each week but keeps rising to the occasion and coming out the winner.The referee signals for the bell to begin the match. Harlowe pops off with a knife edge chop followed by a standing side thrust kick. Johnny Dangerously joins in and both opponents start stomping the shit out of Bacchus. Bacchus rolls out of the ring, but Harlowe is up top and flies off with a flying crossbody, not giving him a moment to breathe. Dangerously slides out of the ring as well and grabs Bacchus from behind and takes him down with a neckbreaker! Billy: HaHa Harlowe and Johnny Dangerously are working well together!Chris Avery: They just know how powerful Johnny Bacchus is as Pure champion and are taking him down, but the honeymoon looks to be over, Billy!Johnny Dangerously kicks Harlowe in the midsection and powerbombs her hard to the mat! Johnny Bacchus silently slinks away around the corner as Johnny Dangerously applies an ankle lock to HaHa Harlowe. Billy: Looks like Harlowe isn’t laughing now.Chris Avery: When was she laughing to begin with?Billy: Ugh, never mind.Dangerously finally lets go of the move and rolls Harlowe back into the ring. Dangerously executes an atomic leg drop. He stands up, but is taken down from behind by a chop block from Johnny Bacchus. Bacchus grabs Dangerously when he gets to his feet and executes a headlock takedown before hitting a series of punches on the man while he’s down. Billy: The champ is back in this, Chris!Johnny is on his feet as Harlowe gets to hers and he whips her across the ring and drops her with a flapjack! Johnny locks in a triangle choke, trying to wear down Harlowe, but Dangerously stops it before he can do too much damage. Dangerously kicks Bacchus in the midsection and delivers a piledriver to the Pure champ. Billy: Johnny Dangerously going OLD SCHOOL! Hell yeah!Chris Avery: Yeah, that sure stopped Johnny Bacchus’ momentum.Dangerously applies his own guillotine choke hold on Bacchus, but Harlowe puts a stop to it pretty quickly. Dangerously is up but is clotheslined over the top and to the outside. Bacchus is taken down by a single knee facebuster before being whipped across the ring. Bacchus reverses the whip, but Harlowe comes back with a flying forearm smash! Harlowe quickly goes up top and flies off for a 450 splash! Dangerously slides back into the ring with a chair and lays Harlowe out with a huge chair shot behind the referee’s back! Bacchus kicks Dangerously in the midsection, making him drop the chair, but Dangerously hits a low blow on Bacchus. Bacchus grabs him by the head and executes a neckbreaker before locking in a rear naked choke hold! Harlowe gets to her feet and climbs up top and breaks up the hold with a shooting star press! All three competitors take a moment to catch their breath before Harlowe and Dangerously are back up. Harlowe nails a spinning heel kick on Dangerously before hitting a standing double foot stomp. Harlowe whips Dangerously across the ring, but he reverses. Harlowe comes back with a flying headscissors and nails Bacchus, who is just now getting back up, with a Shining Wizard! Billy: SHITFIRE! What impact from that kick! Bacchus could be knocked out! We could have a new Pure champion!Chris Avery: But here comes Dangerously with a chokeslam on Harlowe! Harlowe is laid out cold and not moving either! Dangerously could be the new Pure champion!Johnny Dangerously orders the referee to declare him the winner, but Bacchus starts stirring out of Dangerously’s view. Bacchus grabs Dangerously from behind and launches himn with a german suplex. Dangerously slowly gets up but is taken down by a leg lariat. Harlowe is back up and runs at Bacchus for a knee attack, but Bacchus catches her and drops her with a huge spinebuster. Bacchus has Harlowe up again and takes her down with a swinging neckbreaker before grabbing Dangerously by the head and dropping him with a tornado DDT! Bacchus quickly scales the turnbuckles and leaps across the ring, connecting boots with Dangerously for a coast 2 coast!! Billy: THE GREAT LEAP FORWARD TO JOHNNY DANGEROUSLY!!Chris Avery: This could be it! Dangerously is out cold, Billy!The ref checks on Dangerously but he's starting to come to so he's not KOed yet! Harlowe has Bacchus dead to rights in the middle of the ring and goes for her huge spinkick but NOOO.. Bacchus catches the leg and flips Harlowe up, catches her and drops her with a piledriver in the middle of the ring!! Billy: OH SHITFIRE!!The ref is checking on Harlowe.. Shes out! DING DING DING Billy: You weren't kidding! She IS out cold!Chris Avery: Johnny Bacchus retains! Wow! What a Pure Champion!Billy: HaHa had him dead to rights but Bacchus outsmarted her!Chris Avery: Thats how it goes sometimes! Don't hate the playa, hate the game!We fade out as Bacchus is holding the Pure Championship up over his head.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 26, 2021 18:54:37 GMT -5
Darren Marsh Segment
We come back to Monday Night Clash as Pasternak is in his office discussing matters with Jaice and Cormack. Just then Darren Marsh and his big boy Big Bubba come walking into the office. Darren Marsh: We need to talk, brother.Marshs stern voice booms through the office. Pasternak turns his attention to Marsh as Jaice and Cormack get in their security stance. Darren Marsh: You know why I'm here. You talking to that scum?Alexander Pasternak: Who are you talking about?Darren Marsh: Oh boy, do NOT mess with me today, bud.Alexander Pasternak: I don't know who you're talking about.Darren Marsh: Look me square in the eye, son, you shouldn't be meddling in business that doesn't belong to you. If you're talking or even thinking about signing that piece of garbage scum.. then you'll have more than just legal problems on your hands, got me, son?Pasternak takes a beat to think about it for a second. Alexander Pasternak: I don't know who you're talking about..Marsh and Bubba begin to leave.. Alexander Pasternak: But if it just so happens to be this person you're talking about.. if I was to give him a deal, you'd have more problems because maybe I found out something the public doesn't exactly know..Darren Marsh: Push my buttons, I dare you.Alexander Pasternak: Have a good night, Marsh.Marsh smirks and puts his glasses back on and twirls his nightstick before holstering it and Bubba and Marsh leave the office. The scene fades as Pasternak glares at Marsh. Billy: That must be about that CNN headline news report from a few weeks back!Chris Avery: Something is happening.. it's interesting.. I dunno what it is though!We fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 26, 2021 18:56:47 GMT -5
Kancer vs. Odin Balfore Chris Avery: This is a huge, fresh match coming up! Kancer has the biggest challenge of his career… against former Action Wrestling World Champion Odin Balfore!Red lights flash as "The Sickness" by Disturbed begins to play. Kancer slowly makes his way down the ramp, he enters the ring then goes and sits upon his corner's top turn-buckle; he waits for the bell. Billy: YEP!“ With Oden On Our Side” Hit’s the PA system. The arena grows dark as the fans get to their feet to catch a glimpse of the stage. The fans stand and cheer an once the vocals starts, the arena lights flash back on and there stands Odin Balfore, centre stage. Odin stares down at the ring with a sinister grin as the fans sing along with the chorus. Crowd: Futile to resist! You know why we have come! Futile to resist... the battle is.. already won! Crowd: Futile to resist! You know why we have come! Futile to resist... the battle is.. already won! The fans pop insanely right after as Odin begins to walk down the ramp at a slow an methodical pace. Once he gets to the foot of the ring, he steps up on it and looks around the arena again before stepping over the ropes.. Crowd: Futile to resist! You know why we have come! Futile to resist... Odin cuts off the fans as he raises his hand in triumph. Odin turns back to the ring as the fans finish their part. Crowd: The battle is.. already won! Odin stares down his opponent as he waits for the match to get underway. Billy: If the battle is already won… then why they 'bout to battle?Chris Avery: …The combatants meet in the center of the ring as the opening bell tolls. Kancer shows no fear as he looks up at the mighty presence of Odin Balfore. Fists start flying as Odin drops hammers and Kancer throws uppercuts. The confrontation ends with Odin thunderously clapping Kancer’s head with his bear-like paws. Odin boots Kancer in the chest, which staggers Kancer back. Kancer holds his chest and Odin opens it back up, then lays down a thud of a chop. When he goes for another, Kancer evades it and dropkicks Odin’s knee. He goes down to a knee and Kancer connects with a roundhouse kick. Kancer feels in control and grabs Odin by the head, but Odin pushes up to his feet, headbutting Kancer in the process. Kancer stumbles back to the corner and Odin charges in, looking for a splash… but Kancer moves out of the way. Odin crashes hard and Kancer follows up quickly by jumping and driving both knees into the small of Odin’s back. Kancer turns him around and opens up his chest, then lays in a lightning fast fury of chops on Odin’s chest. With Odin weakened, Kancer pulls the goliath out of the corner and he attempts to lock on his finisher, but Odin isn’t beaten down enough for Kancer to lock it on. Instead, Odin surprises him with a sidewalk slam. Odin turns over and pushes down on Kancer’s chest with one hand. The official drops down to count. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Odin is quick to pull Kancer up off of the mat, and Kancer lays in some surprise shots to Odin’s ribs. He rocks Odin with a jumping knee to the gut, that bens Odin down enough for Kancer to connect with a scissor kick to the former World Champion. Odin goes down to his hands and knees, then pushes up to a knee as Kancer hits the ropes. Billy: SHINING WIZZZZZ---Chris Avery: NOPE!Just as Kancer went for a shining wizard, Odin grabbed him by the throat and stood up, chokeslamming him right in the middle of the ring. Again, he covers Kancer with one hand pushing down on his chest. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Chris Avery: Maybe if he were to actually cover Kancer--Billy: Don’t you dare tell Odin Balfore how to win a match!Odin is furious at the proper officiating by the referee. He gets up and argues with the referee, which creates a distraction so that Kancer can get to his feet. Unbeknownst to Odin, Kancer hits the ropes and connects with a disaster kick to the back of Odin’s head. Odin crashes into the referee, who falls to the mat. Odin leans on the ropes, holding the back of his head as Kancer splashes him from behind. Odin stumbles toward the corner, where Kancer climbs up. The fans cheer for him as he soars off, grabbing the back of Odin’s head and finally taking him with with a maaaaaaasssssive neckbreaker in the center of the ring. Billy: SHITFIRE!Chris Avery: WHAT A MANEUVER!Billy: It sure does take a LOT to take Odin Balfore off-a-his-dang-feet!!!!~Kancer is reeling from the impact as well, but he is able to crawl over and cover Odin… but the referee is still down. Chris Avery: Listen to the fans!Billy: They sure be countin’ that fall!Indeed. The fans are counting and make it to three, but neither man is moving. Chris Avery: Odin Balfore landed pretty hard on his head. Hopefully he’s okay.The fans make it to five, then cheer as another referee is seen sprinting down the ramp. He slides into the ring and makes the count. ONE! TWO! THR--KICKOOUUUUUUTTT!!!!!11 Billy: THAT COUNT WAS KINDA FAST HUH?!Chris Avery: BUT ODIN STILL KICKED OUT!Odin pushes Kancer off of him and both men lie motionless. Then Odin looks up and squints his eyes at the referee. Billy: HEY! That ref look suspicious as heck!Kancer is first to stir, using the ropes to pulls himself up. Odin gets to his feet and he looks the referee in the eyes, realizing who it is. Billy: SHITFIRE! THAT’S JEREMY WHITE!Chris Avery: THE DEVIL’S GATE REFEREE?!!!Billy: YEP! AAAAAND ODIN IS PIIIIIISSED!!!Odin doesn’t hesitate and he big boots the fuck outta Jeremy White, as Kancer is shaking the original referee to get him back in the action. Kancer gets up and Odin hits a big boot on Kancer sending him against the ropes where Kancer rebounds back and Odin hits a second big boot to the head of Kancer sending him down! Odin kneels down as the ref comes to and counts! One! Two! Three!! DING DING DING Billy: ODIN BALFORE IS VICTORIOUS HERE TONIGHT!Odin stands up and looks directly at the Havoc banner hanging in the raffters. Billy: He's marching back to the main event and he's doing it in a huge way!Chris Avery: Odin Balfore looks like the PRIME Odin Balfore.. and thats not good for anyone!We fade out.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 26, 2021 18:58:49 GMT -5
Billy: Coming up in May, SPLAT is hosting the Unlucky Tournament and during its preshow; our very own Bam Beefer will be competing against Dandy DiVito in a singles match!Chris Avery: I'm sure that match will be very stiff!Billy: Thats not all! Speaking of tournaments outside of Action Wrestling, our very own Johnny Bacchus is in a tournament too! Chris Avery: That'll be very fun! I believe theres 64 superstars in that! Billy: The tournament ranges from May to July, so good luck to Bacchus!Chris Avery: Very cool these superstars are flying the Action Wrestling flag all over the world!We fade into the next segment.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 26, 2021 19:00:44 GMT -5
Corey Bull vs. Corey Black Chris Avery: Folks at home, this may seem like something from the Best of AW Collection… but it’s actually a live matchup!Billy: Corey Bull and Corey Black been fightin’ forever… and it’s dang good every time!"Blood and a Siren" by Index Case hits the PA as the lights fade to black, causing the crowd to go into a frenzy of cheers. A few moments pass before the song kicks into gear, a white spotlight fires off from the far reaches of the venue casting its light upon the stage where Corey Black stands. Wearing a black leather vest adorned with "ALL HAIL," a skull with a crown and "LAST KING" on the back, Black walks down toward the ring, looking out into the crowd on his way down the ramp. He reaches the apron and places his hands upon it, gliding along as he heads for the steps. He climbs up and enters through the ropes, rushing toward the hard camera side of the ring and throwing devil horns into the air as he hits the ropes chest first! Black removes the vest and drops it down to a ringside worker, then positions himself in his corner and begins moving back and forth, awaiting the upcoming battle. Chris Avery: The once and future king… Corey Black!Billy: Only a matter of time before he gets back to his throne!Chris Avery: Could be even longer if Corey Bull puts him down tonight!The opening guitar riff of “If You Want Blood” by AC/DC hits the PA, and The Hangmen walk out onto the stage with Corey Bull and Loa in the center. Bull snears at Shooter and Noose as the group walks down the ramp Adilene Floyd: And making his way down the aisle, being led to the ring by the voodoo princess Loa… as well as Shooter and Noose… standing 6'10", and weighing in at 385 pounds... hailing from the Great Northwoods, here is, “The Gallows Walker” Corey BBBBUUUUULLLLLL!The foursome reaches the ring and Bull is the only one to enter the ring, as The Hangmen stand in front of Loa so she can’t even see the ring. Bull and Black look across the ring at each other, giving each other a little nod as the opening bell tolls. Black and Bull circle one another and lock up in the middle of the ring. Bull immediately pulls Black’s arm out. Black immediately reverses it with a hammerlock behind Bull, then pulls the big man into a headlock. Chris Avery: Impressive for Corey Black to do to a man a foot taller than him!Billy: Pretty much everyone is a foot taller than Corey Black though.Bull powers Black against the ropes and pushes him off. Black hits the ropes and ducks a clothesline from Bull. Black stops and turns around, kicking the back of Bull’s legs, sending the large man to his knees. Black follows up with a running knee to the side of Bull’s head. The big man goes down and Black covers him. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Bull kicks out with authority, pushing Black up to his feet. Bull is able to get to his feet and Black charges. Bull goes behind with a waistlock, then an atomic drop, then a lariat to the back of the head. Black hits the mat and crawls toward the corner, then sits up, facing out. Bull charges in and Black is able to drop down and roll out of the way, so Bull crashes himself into the corner. Black is up on the apron and he charges, landing a siiiiick kick to the side of Bull’s head. Bull backs away and Black hits him with a springboard elbow to Bull’s jaw. Billy: I bet he feelin’ that different without the dang mask!Bull goes down to his knees and Black lights him up with knife edge chops. Black then grabs his head and hits him with a-- Billy: DICHLORODIPHENYLTRICHLOROETHANE!!!!!1Chris Avery: And there’s the cover!ONE! TW--KICKOUT! Chris Avery: And another!ONE! TW--KICKOUT! Billy: Definition of insanity right there!Bull pushes Black off and he sits up, as Black locks on a textbook chinlock. He converts it to a crossface chickenwing and wrenches away at Bull, as the much larger man pushes up to his feet. Black keeps the hold locked on tightly and they head towards the corner. Black rams the side of Bull’s head into the top turnbuckle pad, then releases the hold and lays in some stiff shits to Bull’s ribs. He stands Bull up and wraps his arms around the top rope, then Black lights up his chest like the 4th of July. The fans are going bonkers for this, and Loa looks worried from the outside as The Hangmen keep her back. Billy: Why’re they smilin’ for?!Chris Avery: It seems like they want Corey Bull to get hurt.Bull is able to push Black out of the corner. Black runs back a bit and then toward Bull, who bursts out of the corner with a yuge spear. Billy: PERT NEAR TORE HIM IN HALF!!Loa is on the outside clapping her hands for Bull, and yelling at him to cover Black. As he goes to do so, Shooter and Noose climb up to the apron and the referee goes to them. Bull gets to his feet and walks toward them as they drop off the apron. He leans over the top rope and yells at The Hangmen, giving Black the time to get up and run over, dropkicking the back of Bull’s head, sending him over the top rope and crashing into The Hangmen. Chris Avery: Could that be a preview of Havoc?!Billy: I hope not! I got money ridin’ on Bull winnin’ that match!Black is to his feet as the three on the outside are staggering up to their feet. Black hits the ropes and he dives out of the ring, colliding with the threesome, sending Shooter and Noose specifically crashing into the guardrail pretty hard. Black gets to his feet and the fans cheer for this man. He pulls Bull up by his neck and shoulders, rolling him back into the ring so as to not win via countout like a biiiiiitch. Black slides in and covers Bull. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Black is up and wastes no time by dragging Bull to the middle of the ring. He lays down some stomps before running to the ropes. He leaps up on the middle rope and springs backward while rotating forward, executing a springboard imploding 450 splash-- Billy: FLIGHT OF ROOOOOO--Chris Avery: NOPE!!!! BULL GOT HIS KNEES UP!Billy: SHITFIRE!Indeed. Black landed hard across Bull’s knees. Bull rolls up as Frank Lowe makes his way down the ramp and is ordering the Hangmen to get into the ring. Bull looks over and is confused.. Black stumbles up as Hangmen slide into the ring and Lowe gets on the apron! The Hangmen hit Black from behind on the legs and the ref has to ring the bell!! DING DING DING Billy: What the hell?!Chris Avery: Lowe is laughing!!Bull grows furious but Lowe is telling him theres nothing he can do about it! Bull just backs to the corner as Black tries to fight Hangmen off but Lowe comes over and knees Black in the gut! Billy: Come on!! This is stupid!! Bull was in this match, Bull was competitive!Lowe throws Black down and Bull is pissed. The Hangmen stand over Black who is coughing and selling the ribs. Bull just leaves the ring. Lowe laughs as he orders the Hangmen to go too. Loa catches up with Bull. Billy: Lowe is just getting under the skin of Bull!Chris Avery: Theres nothing Bull can do about it, but one day Bull is going to snap!We fade into a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 26, 2021 19:01:39 GMT -5
Jenna Bauer Segment
Indignant gaze fixed to the ceiling of her temporary abode in the UF Health Jacksonville medical facility, Jenna Bauer ignores the flurry of activity around her by her dutiful elderly nurse. A comforting voice snaps her out of her vexed trance. Voice: Hot diggity, angel cake! You been in the hospital all week and still a smokeshow! What magic ya been conjuring?Jenna turns to face her visitors. It's Tawny Layne and her little daughter Debonair. Despite all their history and the love triangle that Debonair rendered into a square, they embrace warmly. Jenna Bauer: Hey Tawn... hi little Debbie! You got a kiss for auntie Jenna now?Tawny lifts her up to Jenna's bedside to oblige. Jenna coos over the little girl as Tawny opens her bag to place various treats (grapes, chocolate, gummies, yogurts) onto Jenna's table. Tawny Layne: So Alice, huh?Jenna Bauer: Yep. I'm gonna a hundred shades of sh... (looks at Debonair and hesitates)... Let's just say that Alice won't be so like the cat that got the cream, purring about sending me to the hospital for a week, when I put her in the ground for eternity.Tawny Layne: Won't be so "Hard as..." well, you know, when the maggots feast on her skanky "arse".Jenna smiles, holding her former nemesis' hand. Jenna Bauer: I never expected ever to count you as a friend. If there's been one silver lining in this nightmare, it's that we've seen each other beyond Quixote.Tawny Layne: I feel the same. Speaking of Quixote, how are we gonna get him back?Jenna Bauer: I have a few ideas. Unfortunately, all involve delaying the whole put Alice in the ground plan.Tawny Layne: Are the cops still totally indifferent?Jenna Bauer: Yeah, they only wanna know when I start talking about revenge. Alice and MS-13 apparently have endless layers of legal insulation. It's bullshit! Sorry Debbie!Debonair: Momi whut es bulcheet?The awkward question is interrupted by Jenna's cell ringing. The screen says "Qui - Video Call". Jenna hurriedly accepts the call. A grainy QDT is on the screen in a darkened room. He's tied to a chair but his gag hangs off his chin. Seeing Debonair light up, Jenna holds the phone towards QDT's excited toddler. Debonair: Daaaaaaaaddeeeeeee!QDT: Hey baby, Daddy can't talk at the moment. The bad lady's coming back soon. I need to quickly talk to Jenna, baby.Debonair: Ooookaaay.QDT: Love you. (Jenna holds the phone to herself) I love you too.Jenna Bauer: Really? Cause I heard a lot of... non love.QDT: Alice had to think she was in control. Remember, she took Debbie for a few hours. I couldn't afford to inflame the situation. I always knew you'd hear my real message through those evil words I said to you. Congrats on that, by the way.Jenna Bauer: Where are you? We'll get you free.QDT: I don't know. I was out cold when they dragged me to this shithole. It stinks like dead animals... maybe an old barn, an abbatoir, no idea...Jenna Bauer: You were taken in Atlanta. Any idea how far they took you? Has Nightingale visited or just Alice? Any windows, landmarks, anything?QDT: Whoa, lot of questions. No, I could've been KOed for hours. I could be in Canada for all I know. Nightingale? Not seen him or heard him. Just the henchmen. Windows? I wish. Nothing identifiable. Sorry. Hey... is Tawny there?Tawny Layne: Quixote, I'm here!QDT: I can't stress this enough... get Debbie somewhere safe. Do whatever you have to! Alice posted a video from a mountainside, knowing I'd see it. She's threatening to take Debonair again.Tawny Layne: Got it.Jenna Bauer: We'll get you home.QDT: Don't put yourself at risk. I'm not worth the trouble. Internal bleeding... badly bruised back... it's too much, Jen.Jenna Bauer: It's all worth it if it gets me a step closer to you, to getting you out... that is, if you want to get out?QDT: Of course I do. I knew what I wanted before I was captured but this has only strengthened my convictions... I want you. I want to grow old with you. I love you with all my heart. And I love you, little Deb. I'm ready to be a better father, Tawn, I can do this. And... you know what? I even have started envisioning being back in the ring again. Crazy, eh?Jenna Bauer: We're gonna get you out. You'll get to see Debbie again. You can come back to AW and win Havoc... As for you and I, let's just take one thing at a time. Let's find you.QDT: It's not gonna happen...Jenna Bauer: WHAT?! There's not enough motivation for you? You just gonna give up?QDT: It's not motivation I lack. Nor hope. What I'm missing right now is... karma.His visage totally morphs, dulls. His voice inanimates into a monotone drone. QDT: I deserve to be where I am. All the love and dreams in the world can't give me the fuel to outrun this justice. I'm a bad person. This is my prison. This is where I'll rot.Jenna Bauer: I'm getting you out.Tawny Layne: We need you!A cold stare emanates from QDT as Jenna and Tawny plead desperately with him. A door behind him swings open and a shadowy figure emerges. The phone cuts out. Jenna Bauer: Hello?She looks at Tawny in bewilderment. Jenna Bauer: Alice has really done a number on him.We cut back to the arena.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 26, 2021 19:02:33 GMT -5
Harvey Marx vs. Sam Kidsgrove vs. Max Daemon
Harvey uses fog machines and an elaborate light show that call back to his time as a stage magician. Likes to build anticipation for a moment before appearing in the crowd and making way to the ring. Billy: Harvey Marx looks like he means business here tonight!Chris Avery: I imagine he’s still pissed about that loss to Sam Kidsgrove last week. That match nearly took everything out of Kidsgrove!As the opening riff to “Unity” by Shinedown echoes around the arena. Strobe lights pulse along with the beat. As soon as the drums begin, fire shoots up from the sides of the stage in time with them. Zooey Deschanel, wearing a cute dress and looking like sunshine walks out first, she looks out at all sections of the crowd and nods in time with the music, her face beaming with positive energy. Kidsgrove joins her and puts his arm over her shoulder, bringing her in for a tender kiss. They then start to walk down the ramp, speaking to people in the front row, signing autographs, taking selfies, kissing babies, hi fiving and generally making sure that everyone can get a memento of meeting them. This takes a while. Eventually they make it to the ring area. Kidsgrove jumps to the apron first and lowers the rope for Zooey to get into the ring. When she does, they both immediately go to opposite corners and stand in the middle turnbuckle, posing for the crowd. Kidsgrove doing the “Hey, I know you” or the “Double guns” where Zooey is blowing kisses and waving at people who have their signs or look friendly. They do this again on other turnbuckles and high five each other when they go past. Deschanel then exits the ring after Kidsgrove again holds the rope for her and proceeds to take selfies and high five people at ringside as Kidsgrove smiles at her, then winks and gets ready for action. Billy: Well, the referee is already having to split up Marx and Kidsgrove.Chris Avery: Yeah, Marx got in Kidsgrove’s face right away. Max Daemon may need to hurry up and get out here."Dead Bite" by Hollywood Undead blasts out on the arena's speakers. Once the guitar riffs begin to form, Max comes out with a smirk on his face and a pumped up step in his legs. He briefly pauses at the top of the ramp to point a pair of finger guns to his side. As he raises them above his head, white fireworks from the left and black fireworks from the right start to go off behind him. Once they meet in the middle, Max brings both hands down in front of him to fire off one shot which coincides with a huge blast of of white and black fireworks behind him. Once that is complete, Max makes his way down the ramp. He ignores the men in the audience trying to touch his greatness, but does acknowledge a few ladies he finds worth his time. Once the descent down the ramp has ended, Max slides under the bottom rope into the ring. He gets to his feet and looks to the hard camera, giving them a quick finger gun shot before getting ready for the fight to come. Billy: Yeah, Daemon doesn’t look happy either with that loss to Der Metzger last week.Chris Avery: Yeah, I still say his foot was on the ropes, Billy!The referee signals for the bell to begin the match. Harvey drops Daemon at the sound of the bell with a shoulder block and stops Kidsgrove in his tracks with a headbutt. Daemon is back up but goes down to a DDT. Kidsgrove goes for a cross body, but Harvey catches him and tosses him overhead with a fallaway slam. Harvey corners Daemon and punishes him with some corner body shots. Billy: Harvey Marx is starting this match on fire, taking out both opponents!Chris Avery: But here comes Kidsgrove!Kidsgrove nails a flying forearm on the big man, taking him off his feet. He nails a spinning elbow before Marx wisely rolls out of the ring, but Kidsgrove gives him no room to breathe as he nails a suicide dive, taking out Marx at ringside! Kidsgrove stands up only to be taken down by Max Daemon with a suicide dive of his own! Crowd: HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT! Chris Avery: These men have no regard for their own bodies, Billy!Billy: Yeah their bodies are just being used as weapons to take each other down!Daemon goes to grab Harvey, but Harvey pulls him hard into the barricade before charging in and spearing Daemon THROUGH THE BARRICADE! Crowd: HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT! Billy: SHITFIRE! Harvey Marx just DECIMATED Max Daemon!Chris Avery: The paramedics are checking on Max Daemon now!Harvey smirks as he gets to his feet and shrugs at Kidsgrove and climbs back into the ring as the referee continues to count. Kidsgrove rolls back into the ring but Harvey pounces on him with some hard stomps. Kidsgrove pulls himself up Harvey’s leg and Harvey delivers a standing double axe handle, driving Kidsgrove back to the mat. Harvey pulls Kidsgrove to his feet and onto his shoulders for a big samoan drop! Harvey pulls Kidsgrove to his feet again and into a sleeper hold! Kidsgrove starts fading as Zooey looks on, slamming her hands on the mat. She turns to the crowd trying to get them to rally behind Kidsgrove as the referee holds his arm up once and drops it, a second time as well, but Kidsgrove fights back and gets out of the sleeper hold only for Harvey to clothesline him hard to the mat! Harvey climbs on Kidsgrove’s back and applies a camel clutch! Billy: The Golden Globe winner is in trouble here, Chris!Chris Avery: Yeah, but here comes Max Daemon finally in this match again! Enziguri to the head of the big man!The impact only makes Harvey release the hold and stagger back. Daemon follows it up with a knee strike and Marx teeters, but doesn’t go down! Daemon springboards off the ropes for a crossbody, but Marx catches him! Daemon nails a back elbow to the face of Marx, keeping him from hitting a big move. Daemon snaps off a superkick before nailing another springboard crossbody on the fallen Harvey Marx and holds for a pin! ONEEE!! TWOOO!! TH--NOOO! Kidsgrove makes the save! Billy: That was a close call!Chris Avery: Yeah, I almost thought Max Daemon had Harvey there!Kidsgrove corners Daemon with a European Uppercut and drops him with a running facebuster. Kidsgrove quickly goes up top and nails a flying cross body from the top rope! He quickly ties up Daemon’s legs in a figure four leglock! Daemon yells out in pain but Harvey stomps Kidsgrove hard in the gut. Marx grabs Kidsgrove’s legs and swings him around! Billy: GIANT SWING BY HARVEY MARX!!Chris Avery: This could be it! Harvey hooks the leg!ONEEE!! TWOOO!! THR--NOOO!! Daemon makes the save! Daemon whips Harvey across the ring, but Harvey reverses. Daemon comes back on the rebound and takes Harvey off his feet with a headscissors takedown! Harvey starts to get up, but Max Daemon nails a big boot right to the head of Marx before he can reach his full height! Daemon ducks a clothesline from Kidsgrove and drops him with a reverse DDT before hitting a standing moonsault. Daemon measures up Kidsgrove… Billy: EBONY AND IVORY TO SAM KIDSGROVE!!Chris Avery: This could be it! NOOOO!!Harvey Marx grabs Daemon and boots him over the ropes and to the outside. Billy: Why isn’t Marx going for the pin?!Chris Avery: He’s trying to humiliate Kidsgrove!Kidsgrove gets slapped around and choke tossed across the ring by Marx. Marx charges at Kidsgrove as he stands up in the corner, but Kidsgrove moves out of the way and Marx impacts hard with the turnbuckle. He staggers back and Kidsgrove nails a blockbuster from the middle rope, taking down Marx! Kidsgrove again goes up top and nails a missile dropkick. Kidsgrove helps Marx up only to DDT him back down to the mat. Billy: What’s Kidsgrove doing here?!Chris Avery: TAKE 2 TO HARVEY MARX!! He’s out cold! Kidsgrove hooks the leg!!ONEEE!! TWOOO!!! THRE--NOOO!! DAEMON BREAKS THE PINFALL!! Billy: THIS MATCH WON'T END!!Just then Void, Pettis, Twiztid all slide into the ring and start attacking everybody!! Billy: WHAT!?!Chris Avery: OH COME ON!!DING DING DING DING DING DING Daemon tries to fight off Void but it's Metzger who hits a running splash on Daemon in the corner!! Daemon is squashed with such impact that he just crumbles to a seated position! Marx stands up but it's Pettis and Twiztid throwing Marx into Metzger who picks him up and hits a slam smashing Marx back down onto the cavnas! DING DING DING DING Billy: OHHH METZGER CLEARING HOUSE!!Finally Kidsgrove is picked up and Metzger smiles as he grabs Kidsgrove and hits Todesklinge!! Billy: KIDSGROVE IS DOWN!!Metzger stands over Kidsgrove as Devil's Gate all pose around the chaotic destruction around them. Der Metzger holds up the United States Championship belt while having one foot stamped on Kidsgrove' chest! Chris Avery: Metzger stands tall.. for now!We fade out.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 26, 2021 19:04:15 GMT -5
All Eyes On You, Action Wrestling.
A rush of static interrupts the live programming, the tron flicking on to grainy CCTV footage. Billy and Chris Avery are halted, and the live audience hushes to silence, as the footage begins with an alley behind the arena. Two figures appear, a man with colored hair and a diminutive blonde woman wearing an oversized coat and mini-skirt, with black knee length boots. She shudders from the colder winter air hitting her exposed thighs. The footage zooms in, and transitions from grainy black-and-white feed to in-color and in high-definition, a pretty inventive production trick. There’s now zero doubt that the figures in the back alley are Pure Champion Johnny Bacchus and his girlfriend, Philidor Holdings social media coordinator Miss Mae Ashby. Johnny hands over a join, watching Mae bring it up to her lips. She watches, smiling as Johnny flicks open a small torch lighter, lighting the end. Mae inhales deeply, holding it in her mouth for a few seconds, before letting it billow from her mouth. Johnny places an arm around her waist and kisses her cheek. I’VE GOT EYES ON YOU ACTION WRESTLING The narrative scrolls along the bottom of the frame, as we watch Miss Mae take a few more tokes off the joint before handing it over to Johnny. She leans in and gives him a kiss before looking around the corner, trying to ensure nobody has seen them partaking in the back-alley. I wonder if Lissie knows about this.
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