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Post by Action Reel on Apr 26, 2021 18:03:53 GMT -5
We're live on CBS as the cameras pan around the sold out arena.. but before anything can happen.. BORN IN THE USA hits the speakers. Jim Mud comes out from behind the curtain and all of a sudden we see a dozen or so white trash, half naked looking women trying their best to dance and cheer down the sidelines of the ramp. Mud is waving and celebrating but the crowd is booing. Jim Mud climbs up the steps pumping his fist, continuing to celebrate as he slips between the ropes and jumps up and down. He grabs a mic as the music fades.. Jim Mud: Please allow me to introduce to you.. the 2021 Class Hall of Famer.. KATTA PULT!!Hall of Fame by Script blasts out and Katta Pult comes out with a red, white and blue tightly fitted dress. She's all smiles and waving to the booing crowd. She walks around the ring and over to the announcers table where she takes a seat in the third chair and puts a headset on. Jimmy Garcia: Sigh, welcome to CruiserClash Katta Pult.Katta Pult: That's 2021 Hall of Famer to you, Jimmy!JJ Biggs: Easy, relax.Katta Pult: Have you ever been in a Hall of Fame? Didn't think so! Shut it!JJ Biggs: I'm in the WCF Hall of Fame..Katta Pult: You were Champion for a month and Torture roasted dat ass, get out of here!JJ and Jimmy let out sighs as the music fades and we cut back to Jim Mud in the ring. Jim Mud: Tonight is a monumental occasion! As I, your fearless, confident, General Manager, I will take CruiserClash to a whole new level!The crowd boos. Jim Mud: Lets get down to business! First things first, Katta Pult! You will have a Cruiserweight Championship match next week!Crowd boos. Jim Mud: You'll face whoever the Champion is after tonight, and I can't wait until you're shining in the spotlight holding the Cruiserweight Championship up so high!Mud smiles like a fake-corporate shill and Katta Pult is nodding her head up and down. Jim Mud: Also, Flop?Crowd boos. Jim Mud: I've taken the liberty of erasing that horrible stipulation that was attached to his name.. and from now on, Flop can compete for any Championship on CruiserClash! Also! Did you know he was only making 250,000 a year? I've put a stop to that! I'm officially offering him ONE MILLION A YEAR FOR FIVE YEARS!! Flop has that contract in the mail, I'm sure he'll sign it, and we'll see him next week!Crowd boos. Jimmy Garcia: Oh my god can he do that?Katta Pult: He just did you, dweeb! Shut it, he's got more!Jim Mud: Now, tonight, I'm sure you're wondering what these matches are going to be, we'll I'll tell ya!Crowd boos. Jim Mud: Teo Blaze will be in a match with Azurine Vebbins and The Dutch Beekoff!Crowd doesn't care.. Jim Mud: And then the other match will be newcome RaYne in action against Andre Jenson and Kasey Kash!Crowd pops for them but still doesn't care. Jim Mud: And Masuda will go one on one with a special superstar that I just signed this morning to a big lucrative deal! Masuda, come on out! You're match starts now!Mud points to the entrance way and we're all waiting. Still waiting. Waiting cause Masuda wasn't ready, I'm sure. This whole night is fucking chaos. Finally.. Pulses of light flashbang the arena before going completely dark. “Kikotei” by King Gnu power chords bring a somber yet focused Masuda Teijin to the stage. Fans cheer as he makes his appearance on the ramp while lights remain low like a platinum dusk. Teijin wears a black-silver coat studded by miscellaneous bits of metal shaped like skulls and spines. Bursts of blinding white pyro fire off around him at the first break into its rapid chorus. He doesn't budge. Adilene Floyd: On his way to the ring by Yokohama, Japan… weighing 200 pounds… Masuda Teijin!Tejin walks slow but assuredly to the apron but stops to take in the chorus. His messy mounds of golden hair glisten in the limelight. Teijin circles around for a flyby of the commentary table, letting his open coat ripple by them. He then hops onto the apron with a couple spins to where he’s leaning off ropes for a smug pose towards a disapproving audience. Ducking and stepping into the ring to the ring’s center, he begins a final presentation—exacerbated by boos and the song’s droning chorus—ends with him goading more hatred with summoning waves. He then disrobes to his ring gear and leans in his corner for everything to begin. Jim Mud: Yes, thank you for coming out.. now.. you'll be in a one on one match against THIS superstar! I just signed her to a HUGE deal! She signed this morning for 2million a year for 10 years! I'm so glad she's in the Cruiserweight Division! COME ON OUT!Mud points to the ActionTron.. Jimmy Garcia: Who the hell is it!?JJ Biggs: I dunno!
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 26, 2021 18:06:05 GMT -5
Jim Mud Mystery Superstar vs. Masuda Teijin
Mud is still pointing toward the Action Tron as Masuda paces back and forth. the opening riff of "Cry" by Ashnikko pierces the arena. THE CROWD. LOSES. THEIR. MINDS.Jimmy Garcia: WHAT?!JJ Biggs: NO WAY!!Katta Pult: OHHOHHHAHHAHAHA YEAH! SHES HERE!!!Addy A steps onto the stage from behind the curtain. Jimmy Garcia: ADELAIDE AINSWORTH IS ON CRUISERCLASH!!JJ Biggs: ADDY A IS IN THE BUILDING!! ADDY A IS HERE!!!Katta Pult: You can't hear a god damn thing right now!! Everyone is cheering for what Jim Mud just did for us!Addy A stops her focus and determination and looks out at the crowd.. She breaks into a huge smile.. The crowd jumping up and down. Jimmy Garcia: WHAT A SPLASH FOR CRUISERCLASH!!Jim Mud is head banging to her music.. Addy A goes back to determination and focus as she stares at the ring.. Adilene Floyd: Coming to the ring, by way of Venice, California.... ADELAIDE AINSWORTH!The crowd is SOOOO loud as she jumps up to the steps and walks across the apron but stops half way and turns back. The fucking crowd LOSES it again. She breaks into a smile. Jimmy Garcia: LISTEN TO THIS OVATION!! ADDY A ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!JJ Biggs: WE'RE ON THE ROAD TO EVOLUTION.. WE KNOW HAVOC IS COMING UP.. THE CREAM IS RISING TO THE TOP!Katta Pult: Easy, JJ! We don't need to know about your cream!Jimmy Garcia: SHES HERE!! SHE SIGNED A DEAL WITH CRUISERCLASH?! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!Addy A bends over and leans herself into the ropes and into the ring to a huge ovation again and she bounces around in the corner. Jim Mud dances a bit like a dork before he exits the ring but is standing at the bottom of the ramp headbanging still. Finally, the music fades out. The crowd takes over with a new soccer/futbol chant AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AA A DDDYYYY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AA A DDDYYYY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AA A DDDYYYY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AA A DDDYYYY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AA A DDDYYYY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AA A DDDYYYY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AA A DDDYYYY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AA A DDDYYYY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AA A DDDYYYY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AA A DDDYYYY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA She bounces up and down as the ref rings the bell!! DING DING DING JJ Biggs: I still don't believe it!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AA A DDDYYYY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AA A DDDYYYY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AA A DDDYYYY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AA A DDDYYYY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AA A DDDYYYY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AA A DDDYYYY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AA A DDDYYYY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AA A DDDYYYY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AA A DDDYYYY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AA A DDDYYYY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA The crowd finally starts to calm down as Addy A and Masuda meet in the middle of the ring where Masuda goes for a headlock takedown but Addy A blocks it and kicks him off! He goes for a clothesline but she ducks and hits a back elbow to the face! A stiff shot heard through-out the arena POPS the crowd as Masuda stumbles back and Addy A hits a spinning backfist knocking Masuda into the corner! Addy A comes rushing in and hits a running forearm to the face of Masuda! He stumbles out and Addy A hits Chk Chk Boom! Jimmy Garcia: OH MY GOD SHE HIT IT!!THE CROWD FUCKING POPS!! Addy A pins! One! Two! Masuda kicks out! The crowd boos and the ref says its a two! Jim Mud is IRATE! He's yelling at the ref but we all know it was just a two count! Masuda is up and hits Addy with a back elbow to create some separation and then whips her into the corner! He comes rushing in with a running palm to the face! Addy A stumbles out and Addy A is lifted up onto his shoulders where he hits the Go 2 Sleep! Masuda pins! One! Two! Th- ADDY A KICKS OUT AND THE CROWD GOES CRAZY!! Masuda rolls to his feet and grabs Addy and whips her to the ropes but she hangs on! Masuda is in the air for a dropkick but misses and lands on his back! Addy A rushes over and rolls into Masuda and as she comes to her feet, Masuda is on her shoulders! Jimmy Garcia: OH MY GOD HOW IMPRESSIVE!!Katta Pult: One of the all time greats, right?!Addy A drops Masuda onto the top turnbuckle head first off her shoulders and she's already hitting the ropes and Masuda turns around and Addy A hits double knees to the head of Masuda!! He goes down and Addy A grabs him and locks on THE WAP!! Jimmy Garcia: CHECK THIS OUT!! MASUDA CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!!Masuda has to tap out DING DING DING JJ Biggs: ADDY A WINS!! ADDY A WINS!!Katta Pult: She's victorious in her debut on CruiserClash!Addy A stands up and the ref raises her hand as the crowd continues to jump up and down! Jim Mud is in the ring and he's raising her hand in the air too! Jimmy Garcia: Jim Mud has signed Addy A to the CruiserClash roster and she just put herself on the map with a huge submission win against Masuda Teijin!Katta Pult: I know I'm the first woman in the AW Hall of Fame, but I believe if Addy A retired she would be the first woman in AW Hall of Fame!JJ Biggs: Oh whatever, kiss ass.Katta Pult: She's a superstar, high and above you!Addy A looks at Mud and points to her waist and motions for a Championship belt. Mud nods in agreement. Jimmy Garcia: I think she wants the Cruiserweight Championship!JJ Biggs: I'm sure she does!We fade out with Addy A on the ramp as the crowd still cheering to her song.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 26, 2021 18:08:14 GMT -5
Nikki Vaughn Segment Kid Victory makes his way out to the ring. Jimmy Garcia: Earlier tonight the Kid made an open challenge to anyone on the roster to face him in the ring tonight.JJ Biggs: I get that, we haven’t seen much of the Kid here in Action Wrestling.Kid Victory stands in the ring wondering who may possibly accept his challenge. The arena lights go down as Narcissist plays in the arena, the titan tron shows a shapely silhouette, the light slowly come up on Nikki standing on the stage surrounded by mirrors, she stands admiring herself from all angles. Voice: Stop my music.Nikola steps out on the stage. Nikki Vaughn: It’s bad enough I have to be here in this dirty disgusting town, then I here some loser from a wrestling company I helped kill.Nikola opens her jacket to reveal her SCW tag team title belt. Nikki Vaughn: running around backstage like an idiot making challenges, well dummy consider your challenge answered.Nikola makes her way to the ring. KV dives over the ropes connecting with a plancha on Nikola. The Nashville crowd cheer loudly, as KV stands and glad hands the crowd. Nikola stands up and she’s pissed off. KV pumps up the crowd and Nikola slides into the ring. KV mocks Nikola with some goofy martial arts poses. JJ Biggs: I get this guy wants competition, but taunting a talented wrestler and martial artist like Nikola isn’t that bright.Jimmy Garcia: Nikola doesn’t look amused.Nikola yells at the referee to start the match. KV stands in front of Nikola and again taunts her with some goofy martial arts stuff, She responds with a stiff headbutt, then displays her kicking skills by lighting KV up with a series of rapid fire kicks that forced KV into the ropes, Nikola backs up and challenges KV to come forward. KV rushes forward, Nikola goes for a discus clothesline, KV ducks under and sprinsboards and attempts a moonsault, Nikola nails him with the Break Ya Ugly Face. KV hits the mats with a hard thud., Nikola stands over KV and laughs. Nikola turns KV over and places her foot on his chest and orders the referee to count. The referee drops down to count. One Two Nikola lifts her foot off KV. Nikola stomps the hell out of KV, then picks him up, slaps him across the face, the delivers the Kick of Perfection. Nikola sits on KV’s chest, and flicks her hair as the referee counts. One Two Three. Ding, Ding, Ding. Jimmy Garcia: Well thst didn’t go the way KV wanted.JJ Biggs: Yeah.Nikola points at KV then yells for someone to take the trash out of her ring, when no one come out she throws him out of the ring. Nikola then grabs the Mic. Nikki Vaughn: Turns out that dummy was just like you complete trash, and and that's I've concluded my little wrestling lesson and I'm done being out here in front of all you sweaty, filthy people, time to go to the back find a nice seat to watch my bestie, become Cruiserweight champion.Nikola yells at the referee to open the ropes, Nikola steps through the ropes and makes her way to the back.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 26, 2021 18:09:42 GMT -5
Schorg Bros vs. SSX
Jimmy Garcia: Thanks to Paramount+, that ad took the place of the entrances of both tag teams in this match.JJ Biggs: But the fans in attendance got one heck of a show!Katta Pult: They sure did, thanks to our General Manager Jim Mud!Both teams meet up in the center of the ring and the official reminds them that one person from each team starts the match… as if they don’t know how tag matches work. The Schorg Bros nod their head and they turn to one another, then they surprise Graysie and Kaz with superkicks… but SSX ducks them and they club Bros from behind. SSX lights up Bros with kicks to weaken them, then they hit the rope. One their way back, Bros surprise SSX with stereo dropkicks. Kaz is up first and he charges, but the Bros evade and he crashes into the corner. He hits haaaarrrd… then falls ot a seated position in the corner. Graysie is up and she charges at the Bros, who drop-toe-hold her riiiiiiight into Kaz’s groinal area. JJ Biggs: LOW BLOW! THAT’S A DISQUALIFICATION!Jimmy Garcia: I don’t think the match has officially started.Graysie rolls out of the corner, holding her jaw. Bros haul Kaz up and they toss him over the top rope, forcing him to crash hard on the apron. Chris whips Graysie off the ropes, right into a springboard moonsault from Ricky. He covers Graysie as Chris goes to the apron. The official calls for the opening bell. ONE! TW--KICKOUT! JJ Biggs: Imagine if the debut match of Strong Style Express ended that quickly. Yikes!Ricky tags in Chris, who gets in the ring quickly and connects with a running shooting star press. He covers her. ONE! TW--NOOO!!! Jimmy Garcia: KAZ WITH THE SAVE!JJ Biggs: Kaz Mazy?!Jimmy Garcia: No. This is a new Kaz. Kazuhiro Katayama.JJ Biggs: That’s a heck of a name.Katta Pult: Can't wait until he joins me in the Hall of Fame, some day! Since I'm in the Hall of Fame!Kaz indeed made the save with a double axe to Chris’ back. He drags Graysie over to the corner, then he goes to the apron. He leans over to make the tag… but Chris runs in and pops him with a right hook… then Chris goes back to put Graysie in a front facelock. He pulls her off the mat and she surprises him with a couple of stiff shots to the ribs, then throws him over with a northern lights suplex… with a bridge pin! ONE! TW--KICKOUT! Chris kicks out with authority, then starts to get to his feet… as Graysie wraps her arms around his waist and deadlifts him off the mat… then German Suplexes him in one swift motion… but he lands on his feet! Graysie gets up, thinking she has done well, and turns around to eat a kick to the stomach. Chris then pulls her and hoists her up… connecting with a running powerbomb to his corner as Ricky throws a kick up to the back of her head. Jimmy Garcia: Impressive teamwork from the Schorg Bros!JJ Biggs: They’ve been a tag team since the womb. They better have impressive teamwork.Chris tags in Ricky, who gets in the ring quickly… and they whip Graysie off the ropes. They hit her with a double hip toss, followed by a double back handspring into a double dropkick to the face as she sits up. Jimmy Garcia: Tag Team Shit ‘19!JJ Biggs: I’m pretty sure it is Tag Team Shit ‘18.Jimmy Garcia: Oh yeah?JJ Biggs: Check your notes.Jimmy checks his notes. Jimmy Garcia: Oh yeah.Katta Pults: Notes are for dorks, I do it off the cuff!Chris gets out of the ring, and grabs ahold of the tag rope. He then slaps Ricky on the back, thus tagging himself back into the match. There is a bit of disagreement between the Bros and they switch places in the match. Chris goes for the pin… but before he can make it all the way down, Kaz charges in and shooooooot kicks the side of his head. The official scolds Kaz and gets him out of the ring. Ricky gets in to check on Chris, who is looking woozy af. The official comes back to get him out of the ring. Ricky stands up and argues with him, then he sees Graysie. He charges at her and eats a uranage backbreaker, then rolls to the apron. Graysie sees that Chris is hurt… but goes for the cover anyway. ONE! TWO! THR--KICKOUT?!!1 Jimmy Garcia: I don’t believe it!JJ Biggs: How did he kick out?! He’s clearly concussed!Katta Pult: Never underestimate the heart of a Champion! I have the heart of an American Champion and look at me! I'm in the Hall of Fame!The picture in picture shows up on the screen, where we see Cruiserweight Tag Team Champions The Gatecrashers watching the match. Sara looks concerned as she watches the official check on her brother Chris. The official then backs Graysie off and he talks to Ricky, who is standing by on the apron. He calls for medical attention as Chris lies motionless in the center of the ring. Ricky stares daggers at Kaz, who is responsible for the reckless kick to his twin brother. Ricky gets in and tries to get past the official, who holds him back. Kaz gets in the ring as Ricky shoves the referee out of the way. Kaz doesn’t hesitate and he shoot headbutts Ricky so hard that he busts himself open. Ricky falls down next to his brother and the official scolds Kaz. Kaz looks at Graysie and points down at the Bros. Despite the language barrier, Graysie knows what she has to do. She drops down and apologizes to them both as she covers Chris. The official -- realizing this is the best way out of this match -- drops down to count. ONE! TWO! THREE! Jimmy Garcia: …JJ Biggs: …Katta Pult: Strong Style indeed!The final bell tolls and “808s Bendin’” by Stevie Stone starts to play. Adilene Floyd: The winners of this match… Graysie Parker and Kazuhiro Katayama… STRONG… STYLE… EXPRESSSSSS!!!!Graysie gets up and the referee raises her hand, along with Kaz’s. Jimmy Garcia: What an impressive debut for Strong Style Express.JJ Biggs: They sure showed the Schorg Bros what strong style is all about. It was a messy win… but a win is a win is a win!Jimmy Garcia: That it is.Katta Pult: They could join me in the Hall of Fame!Graysie and Kaz bow to one another as we see Sara crying on the picture in picture, being held back by VOID as the show fades to probably another fucking ad for The Challenge or some shit.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 26, 2021 18:10:26 GMT -5
Kitsumi Segment HELLO
HELLO
MY NAME IS KITSUMI
HELLO
I'M ONE OF THE NEWEST ROSTER MEMBERS OF CRUISERCLASH
HELLO
I'M A FAIRLY NEW WRESTLER, BUT I'D LIKE TO THINK I'M PRETTY GOOD IF ACTION WRESTLING HIRED ME
HELLO
I'M ABOUT TO ENTER UNIVERSITY, BUT I'M STILL GOING TO DEDICATE MY TIME TO THIS PLACE
LEARN
I'M SORRY, I'M MUMBLING
LAUGH
I'M JUST A NORMAL GIRL, LIKE ALL OF YOU
LAUGH
ALTHOUGH I AM A BIT OF A GOOF AT TIMES
LOVE
I LOVE STUDYING, I LOVE WATCHING, I LOVE DANCING
LOVE
BUT I'M HERE AT ACTION WRESTLING TO JUST HAVE SOME FUN
LOVE
I STARTED WATCHING WRESTLING BECAUSE SOMEBODY CLOSE TO ME STARTED WATCHING
I LOVE WATCHING
I'VE WATCHED IT EVER SINCE
THERE'S SOMETHING BURIED UNDERNEATH
I WANTED TO BECOME A WRESTLER FOR HIM
LOVE
MY DESIRE IS THAT ONE DAY HE'LL BE ABLE TO WATCH ME AND REALIZE WHAT I FEEL FOR HIM
LAUGH
AND I DESITHAT HE CAN ONLY FEEL THE SAME
LEARN
MY ONLY HOPE IS THAT YOU HELP ME ALONG THE WAY
THERE'S SOMETHING BURIED UNDERNEATH
EVERYTHING IS FOR HIM
YOU ALREADY MADE YOUR CHOICE
ALL I WANT TO DO IS IMPRESS HIM
I LOVE WATCHING
PLEASE DON'T STAND IN MY WAY
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 26, 2021 18:11:54 GMT -5
RaYne vs. Andre Jenson vs. Kasey Kash
We come back to CruiserClash and RaYne is already in the ring and ready to go! Jimmy Garcia: RaYne is set and ready to go! CruiserClash action continues!A deep voice booms from the PA system "In the world of the fantasy land of Kem begot a new type of warrior, one which was created from the fires of the star Elume and forged in the great battles of the third age. A warrior so daring and so brave that King Dennis the maker himself would try to destroy him and fail. This man is more than man, he is legend" Big Blue Dress by Cranius begins to play as mist slowly rolls up the entrance ramp while Andre Jenson appears from behind the curtain. Andre looks around to the crowd with a huge smile, waving to both the left and right side of the ramp. He then beckons to the back and 4 other similarly clad LARPers emerge, flanking him. They look like a classic dungeon party. The big man, wearing full armour and holding a shield and sword takes position in front, while the tiny elf, dressed in green druid like clothing takes the rear, waving his staff in the air. The other two, a woman wielding a bow and a rather scary looking hairy beast wielding an axe take position either side of Jenson. Jenson makes some waving movements with his hands and shouts something to the ceiling and they all start moving forward, seemingly satisfied. When they get to the ring, AJ again makes some gestures and they stop, he shakes hands with each one of them, before pulling up the apron and grabbing a money pouch from under the ring. He gives each of the party a coin, and they take a defensive stance. He grins and then rolls under the bottom rope into the ring, while fishing out a couple of d20 dice and rolling them. He then nods as if acknowledging the results and shakes the referee's hand, forearm to forearm. After this, he climbs each of the middle turnbuckles in turn and looks like he casts a spell on each one of them with hand gestures and some reagents from his pouch. JJ Biggs: Here comes Jenson, a bit more serious tonight, maybe?Katta Pult: Doubt it! He's a joker, always has been and always will be! Who cares!RUN THEM JEWELS FAST, RUN THEM, RUN THEM JEWELS FAST RUN THEM, RUN THEM, R-RUN THEM, R-RUN THEM, RUN THEM, FUCK THE SLO MO As the song starts up the lights in the arena pulse to the bass of the song, as the bass drops, Kasey walks out through the curtain with a lit cigarette in his mouth, before holding his arms out wide as Adilene Floyd makes her introduction. Adilene Floyd: Currently making his way to the ring, from Canberra, Australia, weighing in at one hundred and sixty-five pounds... Kasey Kash!Kasey starts to make his way down the ramp, trash talking fans that try and start shit with him as he makes his way to the ring, after which he would either flip them off, or if they really deserved it, he would flick the smoke into the fans face, before he would then slide under the bottom rope and go to a corner, sitting down and waiting for the bell to ring. Jimmy Garcia: Oh look, Katta Pult, heres someone for you maybe?Katta Pult: If I was into disgusting men, I'm sure I would date him. In reality though? He would have no chance with me!JJ Biggs: This match is set and ready!The referee signals for the bell to begin the match. RaYne takes the immediate offensive and hits a running DDT on Kash. Kash rolls out of the ring, pissed off as Jenson clotheslines RaYne. RaYne is back up and runs at him and receives a hip toss. She's back up, ducks a big boot attempt and dives through the ropes, taking out Kash. Jimmy Garcia: Damn! RaYne is quick!JJ Biggs: She's looking good in her debut here!Kash arches his back in pain and Jenson plays to the crowd inside. RaYne picks up Kash and rolls him into the ring and Jenson stomps away at him before letting Kash get to his feet. He whips Kash across the ring and puts him down with a big kick. Jenson turns around into a running lariat from RaYne who was waiting and sizing him up! Jimmy Garcia: Wow! What a shot!JJ Biggs: Big impact there!Katta Pult: I love these three way matches, they're perfect are they not?!Jimmy Garcia: I mean, I guess?Kash is finally in the match as he spears RaYne to the mat. Kash dodges a clothesline from Jenson and starts throwing haymakers at Jenson, backing him into the corner. He whips Jenson across the ring, but Jenson reverses it. Jenson hits a facecrusher, but is again floored by RaYne who hits a spearing takedown! RaYne holds on for the pin. Jimmy Garcia: He might have him here!ONE!! No! JJ Biggs: Anyones game still, I believe!Katta Pult: Could be RaYnes night!Kash stomps away at RaYne, but RaYne works his way to his feet. Kash whips RaYne across the ring and catches him with a sidewalk slam. He applies a single leg Boston crab, but Jenson kicks him off of RaYne. Jenson grabs Kash and chokeslams him to the mat. He pulls Kash to his feet and executes a tiger suplex. Jenson notices RaYne this time and ducks a flying forearm attempt by RaYne who slides under the ropes, but catches himself before he falls out. He gets to his feet quickly and springboards off for a flying head scissors on Jenson, but Jenson catches him! Jimmy Garcia: WHOA!! He just powered RaYne up and powerbombed him to the mat! Jenson is on fire!JJ Biggs: What a match!Katta Pult: We can only thank Jim Mud, our General Manager for this one tonight, folks!RaYne gets back to her feet and avoids an avalanche in the corner. She grabs Jenson’s head and drops him for a neckbreaker. RaYne hits a standing moonsault and goes for the pin. ONE!! TWO!! Kash is back up and stops RaYne from pinning Jenson. RaYne elbows Kash in the face as he goes to grab her from behind. RaYne whips Kash across the ring and catches him for a powerslam. RaYne hits a back suplex and goes for another cover right away! ONE TWO NO!! Jenson stops the pin attempt. Jenson knees RaYne and tosses him through the ropes to the outside. He turns as Kash gets to his feet and Kash hits a Canberra Collapse Jimmy Garcia: Canberra Collapse from Kash!!JJ Biggs: KASH GOES FOR THE PIN!!Katta Pult: OH NO IS THIS IT?!ONE!! TWO!! NO!! THE PINFALL IS BROKEN UP OUT OF DESPERATION! RaYne, Jenson and Kash are down and out! Who can get up first?! JJ Biggs: What a match between these three!Katta Pult: Please praise and worship Jim Mud!RaYne gets up and hits a clothesline on Jenson sending him down! Kash hits a dropkick sending RaYne through the ropes to the outside! Kash turns around and Jenson picks up Kash and hits a falcon arrow and has the pin! One! Two! Three! DING DING DING RaYne dives in, but its too late! Jimmy Garcia: Oh! Jenson gets the win!JJ Biggs: Jim Mud's night as GM continues, what a wild night! Katta Pult: This night has been fantastic! What a night! Jim Mud should be GM forever!We fade out.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 26, 2021 18:13:16 GMT -5
Masuda Teijin Segment
Masuda Teijin walks backstage through doorways with an unlit cigarette drooping from his lips like some too-cool-for-school anime character. His smooth black suit cements his attempt at looking suave. It’s not working, but his long walk to the dressing area makes anyone look out of place. That’s when a voice stops him—one that came from a strange place above him. Masuda looks up to see to a face in the vent: the one and only, Orret Goldrock. “The hell are you doing in there?””Quiet, they’re after me. If you keep your mouth shut, I’ll make it worth your while.”Teijin holds a quizzical face but can’t seem to make a response to that ridiculousness. That’s when security rushes by. One then stops to accost Masuda. ”Did you see him? Orret Goldrock. He stole something from the GM’s office."Masuda looks at the guy as if asked to solve a match problem in algebra class. He then points the security down an opposite hallway in the most nonchalant way possible. They follow his false signal in Keystone Cops fashion. Orret drops down from the window covered in soot and grease from crawling in those ventilation shafts. Masuda doesn't watch at all while Goldrock disappears through a maintenance doorway. Had Masuda bothered to look up from texting his sister, he would have seen what appeared to be a manila folder of inconspicuously ominous size tucked under the dwarf's elbows. Teijin simply checks his phone and continues towards the back.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 26, 2021 18:14:34 GMT -5
Tsukiko vs. Soldado Fortuna
Katta Pult: In solitude of this match not featuring a true American like myself, I will not be speaking during this match.The lights in the arena dim down as all attention became focused on the entrance; there the titantron lit up with an image of a moon brilliantly shining bright as the slow melodic beginning of Alddious' "We Are" began to play throughout the building. That would carry on till the song picked up at the 27-second mark. When it did the moon on the titantron shattered into hundreds of pieces before shifting to a flurry of clips of a woman hitting various high-risk moves and bone shattering filled the screen one after another. That would carry on until the heavenly vocals began to echo throughout the arena, and when they did the camera (and the attention of the crowd) shifted to a woman wearing a fox mask standing center stage. All the while white and silver tinted light flashed seamlessly and endlessly. I suffered one day. I cried one night Crouching alone looking like a pupa glowing Hoping one day to find something true I keep on flying high I won't let you regret As the vocals continued, the masked woman would hop in place and shake out her hands. That is, until the first of three "We Are"s of the song hit. When they did, the woman stopped hopping and quickly grabbed onto the mask she wore in dramatic fashion. When the second "We Are" hi, the woman titled her mask covered face down. Finally, after the third "We Are", the woman abruptly tilted her head back up and slid the mask off of her face to reveal herself as The Shimmering Kitsune {Kirameku Kitsune} Tsukiko! With her identity now revealed, the crowd loudly began to cheer their support for the young Japanese woman! However, despite the ruckus, a nearby camera managed to pick Tsukiko's voice as she shouted out in excitement over the overwhelming support. Tsukiko: "Takakautame ni jikan!" {Time to Fight!} Adilene Floyd: "From Kyoto, Japan. The Shimmering Kitsune, Tsuuuuuuuuukiiiiiiiiiikoooooooo!" With the ring announcer making her official introduction, Tsukiko placed the fox mask back on her head (only it was angled off to the side) and began the walk down to the ring. Along the way, she went about interacting with various members of the crowd. The gentle slapping of hands in the universal high-five. he occasional fist bump. A hug or two. All of these happened along the way as she zig-zagged from one side of the ramp to the other until she reached the ringside area. It was there that she began walking to the steps nearest to her, but came to a stop before she ascended. After taking a moment to look out at the sold-out crowd, Tsukiko slid the fox mask off of her head and turned to those that were in the front row that was closest to her position. It was then that she stepped over to the barricade and handed off her mask to a young fan before darting up the steps and between the ropes into the ring. JJ Biggs: The Shimmering Kitsune sure strikes a chord with the Action Wrestling faithful!Jimmy Garcia: She may weigh in at a scant 120 pounds, but Tsukiko isn’t one to be trifled with. Not to mention her spirit… one might even call it a fox spirit, eh JJ?JJ Biggs: Why are you like this?Black smoke fills the top of the entrance ramp. Cut the Cord begins to play and out of the black smoke steps Soldado Fortuna, accompanied by Victoria Richardson. Both look out into the crowd, then at each other. Victoria gives Soldado a nod and he begins making his way down the ramp, his manager a step behind him, brandishing a microphone Richardson: Ladies and gentlemen, on his way to the ring as we speak, hailing from Tijuana, Mexico, he stands at six feet tall, he weighs in at 200 pounds, he is the client of yours truly, Victoria Richardson....I proudly present to you all...SOLDADO....FORTUNA Soldado and Victoria enter the ring. Soldado heads to the turnbuckle and poses with his arms outstretched and his head to the sky, as Victoria emphatically points to her client. Soldado then sits on the top turnbuckle, as Victoria exits the ring. Jimmy Garcia: Soldado has been on a real hot streak recently. He may have lost to Regan last week, but knowing Soldado that loss only made him more determined to claim that championship!JJ Biggs: If anything, Jimmy, that means he has plenty to lose as well. A win over Soldado could launch Tsukiko right into the title picture.The ref rings the bell, and the two cruiserweights stare each other down. After a second, Tsukiko runs in and goes for a spinning heel kick, but Soldado ducks out of the way and nails her with a hard knee to the stomach. Tsukiko doubles over, and Soldado grabs her arm and pulls it down into a double knee strike. Tsukiko cries out in pain. Soldado works over the arm, clearly taking his time, as Victoria yells smug remarks at Tsukiko. The crowd boos. JJ Biggs: Soldado is about as brutal as they come. Tsukiko made one mistake, and that’s all it took for her to start taking significant damage to her arm.Jimmy Garcia: I don’t feel too good about her chances right- Oh!Soldado had picked up Tsukiko and was looking to hit a german suplex toward the corner, but Tsukiko landed on her feet! Soldado turns around, only to be hit with an enziguri! She grabs Soldado, slings him into the ropes and hits a corkscrew forearm smash! Soldado crashes to the mat, and quick as a flash Tsukiko is on the top. She looks ready to hit something impressive, but Victoria drags Soldado to the outside. Undeterred, Tsukiko turns towards the outside and hits a MONSTER missile dropkick from the turnbuckle to the outside! Jimmy Garcia: I stand corrected!JJ Biggs: Your outlook can change at the flip of a coin here on Cruiserclash!The crowd is going wild, and Tsukiko plays to them. She picks up Soldado, hits some knife edge chops, then rolls him into the ring. Rolling in herself, she waits for Soldado to get up, then goes for the Moon Blade front flip kick, but Soldado catches her leg! He grabs her other leg, then hefts her up for an Alabama slam. He proceeds to stomp on her arms, then picks her up and hits a big brainbuster! He goes for a pin… ONE! TWO! Kick out! Soldado picks up Tsukiko but Tsukiko rolls Soldado up!! ONE!! His foot is on the ropes! TWO!! THREE!! DING DING DING Richardson jumps up to the Apron to yell at the ref but he rings the bell!! Jimmy Garcia: Wait just a dog gone minute!!JJ Biggs: Tsukiko took advantage but I believe Soldados foot was on the ropes!Tsukiko is okay with restarting the match but it appears the ref is told no and he leaves the ring. We see a shot of Jim Mud in gorilla position and hes laughing. Soldado and Richardson are fucking IRATE! Tsukiko leaves the ring.. Jimmy Garcia: What a bad situation!
Katta Pult: Thank god this match is over, now we can go back to listening to me!We fade out.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 26, 2021 18:15:17 GMT -5
Roddy Zalez Segment
We go backstage where we see Nate Burleson in front of a monitor. He doesn't look too happy, but his mic is in hand as he looks down at some notecards. Nate Burleson: Ladies and gentlemen, my guest at this time. A man I am...not worthy of interviewing...Nate looks off the camera for a couple seconds before resuming. Nate Burleson:...but have the absolute pleasure of doing so at his own volition. May you all bow down and worship the very existence that he is. Introducing, much to your viewing pleasure, The Young Dynasty...Roddy Zalez.Nate walks off camera, shaking his head and throwing the notecards over his shoulder. The monitor he was in front of turns on to reveal Roddy Zalez. He is sitting poolside of some resort. The sun is down, he is wearing wonderful golden swim trunks, and the raybans on his face do nothing to hide his bright smile. He waits a couple more seconds before turning his head. Roddy Zalez: He bolted? Nate...Nate bolted. He bolted. Okay, whatever. I gave him an opportunity and he already failed. That just goes to show you that nobody in this company can do what I do better than I do it.Roddy sits up in his chair, the smile on his face never leaving. Roddy Zalez: You are looking at the most athletic, beautiful, and most varied wrestler on CruiserClash or the A show, Clash. I have proven all over the world that anywhere I go, people will follow. They want to witness the greatness that is The Young Dynasty. And who can blame 'em? I'm pretty damn great.He stands up, walking towards the pool. He passes a waitress who hands him a coconut glass of...something. He takes a sip from the yellow silly straw before slipping a twenty out of the front of his swim trunks into her bikini top. She immediately walks away, trying to regain her composure. Roddy's smile grows larger. Roddy Zalez: It was only a matter of time when people from Action Wrestling started following suit. And lo and behold, they gave me a call and signed up the BIGGEST contract...in Action Wrestling history, because I don't settle for anything less than the best. Hell, I'm so damn great, that Torture had to have an AW Network exclusive contract signing because he KNEW he'd get eyes back on the dying product that is his company.Roddy takes another sip from the coconut drinking before tossing it over his shoulder. He begins walking towards another edge of the pool. He approaches a diving board. Roddy Zalez: And that's why I'm not there tonight as well. You see, you people do not deserve to see me unless I am on the card. And quite frankly, the hicks from Honky Tonk Town don't deserve to see me at all. Now...until the esteemed general manager of CruiserClash, Jim Mud, finds me an opponent worthy of myself, than I am perfectly happy allowing this one cameraman into the Palace of Paradise. Because despite how much of an honor it is for you to see me live, I think you all deserve to understand and grasp just how privileged you all are to see...what I am going to one day make the world become.Roddy takes off his raybans, setting it in the bikini top of a nearby waitress as she passes by. He then climbs the diving board. Roddy Zalez: When this world is mine, and you all witness the dynasty that I have created, don't be jealous. Don't be envious. Just be subservient, and maybe, JUST maybe, I'll let you gaze just a little--Before he can finish his sentence a bee starts flying around his face. Roddy Zalez: Hey, get out of here. Shoo!Roddy stumbles back, falling off the diving board and into the pool. Roddy Zalez: My face! My make-up!Roddy splashes around the pool a bit, the camera focusing on him. Roddy Zalez: Turn it off! Edit that out!The camera complies and turns its feed off. Given it was live though...
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 26, 2021 18:16:38 GMT -5
Teo Blaze vs. Dutch Beekhof vs. Azurine Vebbins
The lights begin flashing wildly, alternating between plain white light and dark red shades, as a haunting, almost sinister sound fills the arena. Suddenly, a roaring guitar riff echoes throughout the arena as a crash of static appears on the screens, followed by a message: Technical Difficulties, Please do not Adjust your Set. Then, without warning, the static is consumed by a smiling, dark red face as the ramp lights up with a burst of flame! The instant the flames fade, standing in the center, as though the flames themselves had summoned him, is Teo Blaze. He wears a bright red and gold mask over his face, matching the face that appeared on the tron moments ago. He turns towards the ring, his head hanging slightly to one side limply, even unnaturally, then slowly, he reaches up, and with his left hand...he removes the mask to reveal his face, an expression of wild abandon etched across it, a crooked smile showing a row of bright teeth. With a sinister laugh, he begins walking purposefully towards the ring, his eyes wild with anticipation- yet there is a determined swagger in his step, and as he walks up the stairs to the ring, he holds out the mask in front of him with one hand, the smile on his face matching the mask's smile perfectly. Finally, he steps into the ring, stretching loosely and preparing for the match. Jimmy Garcia: Former two time Cruiserweight Tag Team Champion and former Cruiserweight Champion! He's going to want to get this match done and overwith and really figure out this whole Jim Mud situation!JJ Biggs: I agree!"Ruler Of Everything" by Tally Hall hits the speakers as the enigma known as The Dutch Beekhof experience stumbles out from the back, his assistant, "The Mistress Of Magnificence" Alexandria Alure, walks out in a flashy dress holding Koko D. Hare in her arms. The trippy trio comes to the ring, with fans being given the honor of carassing Koko D. Hare's beautiful head, before Dutch gives them the signal to go to ringside. Adilene Floyd: From The Center of the Universe, weighing in at 197 Pounds of Pure Galactic Matter...he is DUTCH BEEKHOF!!!Dutch leaps up to the apron, climbs up to the second rope, and lifts his fancy hat high in the air, saying some sort of odd prayer to himself as the crowd pops for him. He hops in the ring and runs the ropes over and over in anticipation for the match-up that's about to take place. JJ Biggs: Off to a rocky start, but I believe he has the tools to succeed here in Action Wrestling!Katta Pult: I agree, Biggs which is a SHOCKER. I think he's a great wrestler who has a mind to get his opponents off track and out of their lane!As "Radio Gaga" by Queen prominently plays throughout the arena, "The Adorkable Angel" Azurine Vebbins pirouettes onto the entrance ramp. A solitary spotlight provides an ethereal glow as she begins to descend down the ramp like an automaton practicing aerobics. She performs various other dance steps while making her way to the eastern ring apron. Along the way, she waves, high-fives and hugs certain chanters she comes into contact with. When a chanter puckers up for a kiss, she points to her halo (neck collar). Upon entering the eastern ring apron, she glides between the bottom and middle ropes before awaiting referee instruction and her next opponent. Jimmy Garcia: Vebbins is looking to gain major momentum here tonight!Katta Pult: I love her! I believe she's one of the best, I mean behind me of course!JJ Biggs: This match is ready to begin!The referee signals for the bell to begin the match. DING DING DING Teo Blaze takes the immediate offensive and hits a running DDT on Vebbins. Vebbins rolls out of the ring, pissed off as Beekhof clotheslines Teo Blaze. Teo Blaze is back up and runs at him and receives a hip toss. He’s back up, ducks a big boot attempt and dives through the ropes, taking out Vebbins. Jimmy Garcia: Damn! Teo Blaze is quick!JJ Biggs: This match off to a hot start!Katta Pult: You have to be quick in a match like this!Vebbins arches his back in pain and Beekhof plays to the crowd inside. Teo Blaze picks up Vebbins and rolls him into the ring and Beekhof stomps away at him before letting Vebbins get to his feet. He whips Vebbins across the ring and puts him down with a big kick. Beekhof turns around into a running lariat from Teo Blaze who was waiting and sizing him up! Jimmy Garcia: Wow! What a shot!Katta Pult: Needs more suplexes!Vebbins is finally in the match as she spears Teo Blaze to the mat. Vebbins dodges a clothesline from Beekhof and starts throwing haymakers at Beekhof, backing him into the corner. She whips Beekhof across the ring, but Beekhof reverses it. Beekhof hits a facecrusher, but is again floored by Teo Blaze who hits a spearing takedown! Teo Blaze holds on for the pin. Jimmy Garcia: He might have him here!ONE!! No! Vebbins doesn’t even let it get much past a 1 count before she stops the pin. JJ Biggs: I don’t think that pin break was even necessary, I doubt Beekhof was going down that fast!Vebbins stomps away at Teo Blaze, but Teo Blaze works his way to his feet. Vebbins whips Teo Blaze across the ring and catches him with a sidewalk slam. She applies a single leg Boston crab, but Beekhof kicks him off of Teo Blaze. Beekhof grabs Vebbins and chokeslams him to the mat. He pulls Vebbins to his feet and executes a tiger suplex. Beekhof notices Teo Blaze this time and ducks a flying forearm attempt by Teo Blaze who slides under the ropes, but catches himself before he falls out. He gets to his feet quickly and springboards off for a flying head scissors on Beekhof, but Beekhof catches him! Jimmy Garcia: WHOA!! He just powered Teo Blaze up and powerbombed him to the mat! Beekhof is on fire!Katta Pult: This match is so damn good! Props to our General Manager for making this happen!Teo Blaze gets back to his feet and avoids an avalanche in the corner. He grabs Beekhof’s head and drops him for a neckbreaker. Teo Blaze hits a standing moonsault and goes for the pin. ONE!! TWO!! Vebbins is back up and stops Teo Blaze from pinning Beekhof. Teo Blaze elbows Vebbins in the face as he goes to grab him from behind. Teo Blaze whips Vebbins across the ring and catches him for a powerslam. Teo Blaze hits a back suplex and goes for another cover right away! ONE TWO NO!! Beekhof stops the pin attempt. Beekhof knees Teo Blaze and tosses him through the ropes to the outside. He turns as Vebbins gets to his feet and Vebbins hits a (WRESTLER3 SIGNATURE MOVE) Jimmy Garcia: SIGNATURE MOVE to Vebbins!!JJ Biggs: Beekhof’s going for the pin!ONE!! TWO!! NO!! Teo Blaze slingshotted himself over the ropes into a leg drop on the back of Beekhof to break up the pin! Teo Blaze, Beekhof and Vebbins are down and out! Who can get up first?! JJ Biggs: Whose going to take advantage!?Jimmy Garcia: This is anyones game!Teo picks up Vebbins and goes for a back body drop but she flips forward and lands on her feet! She goes for a superkick but Teo ducks and Vebbins hits Beekhof! He goes down! Vebbins turns around and Teo hits an enziguri knocking Vebbins down! Teo kips up and Beekhof turns around and BLAZING KNEE from TEO! One! Two! Three!! Katta Pult: Teo pinned Beekhof for the win!DING DING DING! Jimmy Garcia: What a three way match! Teo comes out on top!JJ Biggs: This has been a chaotic night, though, when does Deruty come back?Jimmy Garcia: I don't-Katta Pult: WE DONT NEED DERUTY! THIS HAS BEEN JUST FINE!We fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 26, 2021 18:17:13 GMT -5
Karlie Nash Segment
Inside the Memphis Grizzlies arena, the camera moves through the backstage area, finding the locker room of Karlie, inside she’s shadow boxing. Audrey walks in and karlie turns and smiles at her. Audrey: I know you wanted to be alone to concentrate on your match, but I had to come wish you good luck.Karlie Nash: Thanks. With you supporting me I can’t lose.Audrey amd karlie hug, then Audrey leaves to go take her seat, karlie smiles and waves. Karlie goes back to shadow boxing until, she looks again and waves to Nate Burleson, she motions for him to enter. Nate Burleson: I’m here with Karlie, tonight you step into the ring with Regan Voorhees, for the cruiserweight title, In a Copenhagen Championship match this is your first match for the cruiserweight title, how are you feeling, and have you heard what exactly a Copenhagen Championship match is.Karlie Nash: Nervous, and I haven’t but I’m sure it’s probably something Jim Mudd will try and use to his advantageNate Burleson: I get that.Karlie Nash: I’m sure, I know that Regan is ready to bring to fight to me tonight and she probably doesn’t care what this Copenhagen Championship is, but the question remains it does Regan have the killer instinct it takes to beat me, tonight we will see.Nate Burleson: We know about Jim Mudd’s reign of terror on cruisrclash, do you think he’ll interfere in this match..Karlie Nash: I wouldn’t doubt it Nate, that *Censored* asshole knows he’s untouchable, and that neither Regan and I are allowed to do anything if he decides to stick his nose in this match, he’s a hack who knows he could never cut it in a wrestling ring, so he’ll do whatever it takes to bury everyone on the Cruiserclash roster.Nate Burleson: So about those two guys we saw you with earlier.Karlie Nash: Insurance Nate, to make sure the HR department doesn’t get involved, I don’t want this matched tarnished by interference.Nate Burleson: Sounds like a good plan.Karlie Nash: We’ll see Nate.Nate Burleson: Any words for Regan.Karlie Nash: Regan, I’m haven’t lowered myself to come to Memphis to go home a loser, so bring everything you got, but when you empty your tool box and I’m still coming at you full force, you will realize you’re in a fight you can’t win. Tonight Regan, I’m walking out of Cruiserclash as the new Cruiserweight champion.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 26, 2021 18:20:38 GMT -5
Main Event "A Copenhagen Championship Match"
Karlie Nash vs. Regan Voorhees(c)
Jimmy Garcia: Well, up next is Regan Voorhees defending the Cruiserweight title against Karlie Nash...in a Copenhagen Championship Match.JJ Biggs: Something we’ve been able to get NOTHING about from management. Jim Mud has been tight lipped about it all week.Knuckle Up by Snowgoons blasts in the arena as Karlie steps on the stage with her back to the crown. Adilene Floyd: Introducing from Grand Marais Minnesota and accompanied to the ring by Tracy Dixon and Hilda Meyer weighing one hundred and seventy two-pounds, The Premier Athlete Karlie Nash.Karlie walks to the ring ignoring the crowd, she climbs the ropes from the outside, and give a thumbs down to the fans, then lowers her hood and smirks at the crowd, she steps down from the ropes inside the ring, removes her hoodie and stretches in the corner. Jimmy Garcia: One of the most decorated tag wrestlers in this business, JJ!JJ Biggs: Yeah, Karlie Nash is a force to be reckoned with. She may be a tag team specialist, but she is also a wrestling specialist in general. No matter what this match is actually about, Regan will NOT have an easy time winning this match...IF she can win.
Katta Pult: I admire both of these women, but lets be honest, I'm in the Hall of Fame so they should just hand the Championship to me!A gunshot echoes across the arena, followed by a second of silence before “Leader of the Pack” kicks in. A red glow bathes the arena, a single crimson spotlight tracking on the entryway over Regan Voorhees. The Duchess of Pork stands with her head bowed, a translucent white raincoat over her ring gear. Behind her back, she clutches a red croquet mallet. Regan looks up, eyes glinting with malice, as she glares at the ring. Her right hand pulls back the hood of her raincoat, revealing a mane of shoulder length blond hair. The croquet mallet dangles in her left hand for a moment, before she positions it over her shoulder and begins her walk to the ring. She glances occasionally to the crowd before turning her eyes away in abject disgust. At ringside, she climbs the steps and steps through the ropes. Giving her mallet a kiss for luck, she twirls it in her fingers before resting it across her shoulder once again. A wicked grin creeps across as her lips as she poses for the crowd, before advancing to her corner. JJ Biggs: And here she is now! The current cruiserweight champion herself, Regan Voorhees!Jimmy Garcia: Yeah, she’s been on fire ever since winning the Cruiserweight title and she looks poised to possibly run right through Karlie Nash, but we’ll see if she can!The referee starts to signal for the bell to begin the match when My Name is Mud by Primus hits the speakers hard. Regan and Karlie both roll their eyes and turn towards the entryway as Jim Mud walks out from the back to a round of boos. JJ Biggs: OH COME ON! What now?!Jimmy Garcia: You know this isn’t good when Jim Mud comes out!Jim Mud is sporting a cutoff flannel version of the referee shirt and walks down to the ring with a smirk on his face. He climbs into the ring and yells at the referee that he’s fired! Jimmy Garcia: Did he just fire this guy?JJ Biggs: I think he did! Wait, the referee isn’t getting out quickly enough. LEAVING CHIEFHAWK TO THE REFEREE!!Jimmy Garcia: The guy just got fired AND assaulted!Jim Mud demands a mic and is handed one. Jim Mud: So everyone’s been asking all week what is the Copenhagen Championship match? Well, here’s what it’s about. Bring it out, fellas!A large tub and platform is slowly rolled out from the back with a brown liquid sloshing about inside of it as it is very slowly rolled down to the ring and beside of it. JJ Biggs: Dear god, what is that smell?!Jimmy Garcia: It’s brown...do we REALLY want to know?Fans at ringside are pinching their noses and both Regan Voorhees and Karlie Nash look disgusted. Regan starts dry heaving. Jim Mud stands near the pool and waves the smell to his nose, laughing. Jim Mud: There’s nothing like a pool of tobacco spit to really get your motor running!JJ Biggs: A pool of WHAT?!Jimmy Garcia: Did he say tobacco spit?!Jim chucks before continuing. Jim Mud: So this match is a Copenhagen Championship Match where the way to win this match is by tossing your opponent INTO THE POOL OF TOBACCO SPIT!Jim Mud is currently chewing on some tobacco and spits some into the pool, making a tiny splash which ripples out. Regan and Karlie’s eyes grow wide and they start arguing with Jim Mud. JJ Biggs: NOOO! This can’t be legal!Jimmy Garcia: Oh my god! This man has to be stopped!Jim Mud: SHUT UP AND START THE MATCH!!The bell rings starting the match, but Regan and Karlie just stare at each other without moving. After a few seconds, Jim Mud rolls his eyes and gestures for them to start fighting before spitting some more tobacco into the nearby pool. Regan goes to grab Karlie but receives a headbutt and a couple of forearms, backing her into the corner. Karlie starts laying into Regan with some stiff corner knee strikes before getting separated by Jim Mud. The crowd boos as Karlie starts arguing with Jim. JJ Biggs: Why’d he do that for?Jimmy Garcia: I think just to mess with Karlie.Karlie and Regan finally tie up and Regan locks in a standing armbar. Karlie twists out of it but goes down to an elbow shot from Regan who peppers her with some rapid fire knife-edge chops, sending Karlie staggering away. Regan charges in and hits a knee lift to the midsection before being clobbered from behind by Jim Mud, sending Regan out of the ring and the crowd into a fit of boos. Jimmy Garcia: Can he do that!??JJ Biggs: He’s the one in charge, Jimmy!Karlie gets up and in Jim Mud’s face and he backhands Karlie, staggering her back. Karlie’s eyes light up with fire and she nails a big boot on Jim, flooring him in the middle of the ring. Regan slides back in and looks at Jim and then at Karlie before nailing a Jumping DDT. Regan climbs up top and hits a diving knee drop before Karlie can get up. Jim Mud is back up and is pissed. He yells at Regan to cover Karlie for the pin. ONEEE!! Nothing. Jim Mud stops counting and spits some more tobacco in the pool. Jimmy Garcia: This is a damn circus!Katta Pult: This is GREAT! JJ Biggs: Calm down, Jimmy, you’re gonna have a heart attack!Regan gets in Jim’s face and Jim just laughs in her face. Karlie grabs Regan from behind and nails an Olympic slam. Regan is pulled to her feet and whipped across the ring and Karlie catches her with a huge spinning spinebuster, planting her hard. Jim starts yelling at Karlie to put her in a hold. Karlie looks out at the crowd and shrugs, wrapping Regan up in a STF. Regan yells out in pain but manages to pull the pair over towards the ropes. Jim Mud isn’t even checking on her and is instead laying on his belly, mocking Regan. Regan gets close enough to the ropes to grab them but Jim Mud keeps slapping her hand away from the ropes, not allowing her to grab the rope. Karlie finally drops the hold and Jim Mud hops up and the two go at it again. Regan finally gets up and Karlie blasts her with a clothesline from hell. JJ Biggs: UNSPORTSMANLIKE CONDUCT!Katta Pult: I'm surprised Karlie hit it!! Jimmy Garcia: Karlie didn’t hesitate on that!JJ Biggs: She knows what the hell she’s doing.Karlie grabs Regan by the hair and pulls her over to the side of the ring and looks over at the pool of tobacco and then back at Jim Mud. He nods and gestures and Karlie shoves Regan through the ropes and Regan stops just short of the pool. Karlie climbs out of the ring and goes to grab Karlie, but Karlie receives a thumb to the eye. Karlie staggers back as Regan gets to her feet and shoves Karlie into the ropes and clotheslines her back into the ring! Jim Mud audibly boos and waves a disinterested hand at the pair as Regan gets back into the ring. Regan hits a swinging neckbreaker and grabs Karlie from behind and locks in a Buffalo sleeper. Jim Mud just walks over and spits some more tobacco into the pool, ignoring the sleeper hold. Regan finally drops the hold and Karlie slumps to the mat and Regan starts arguing with Jim Mud. Karlie finally gets up and charges at Regan from behind. Regan dodges a knee trembler that hits Jim Mud instead! Jim Mud is laid out and the crowd pops. Karlie turns to find Regan and eats a one-knee codebreaker!! JJ Biggs: BELLE RINGER TO KARLIE NASH!Regan starts dragging Karlie over to the ropes, but Karlie holds onto the bottom rope and proceeds to kick at Regan, keeping her at bay. Jim Mud wakes back up and kicks Regan in the ass, sending her between the ropes and stopping just short of the pool. Karlie releases the ropes and rolls under the bottom one. She tries shoving Regan into the pool, but Regan kicks at her and fights her off before tackling her towards the ring. Regan gets up, but Karlie kicks her in the midsection and gets her in powerbomb position! JJ Biggs: Karlie’s going to powerbomb her into the pool!Jimmy Garcia: NO NO NO! Regan’s fighting it! She grabs the top rope!JJ Biggs: But Jim Mud kicks her hand! Karlie’s got her up! Regan reverses into a flying headscissors but misses the pool! THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!Karlie flies over the pool itself, just narrowly avoiding it and lands at ringside. Regan leaps off and nails a flying axe handle, taking Karlie down. Regan pulls Karlie to her feet and whips her into the barricade. Regan slams Karlie’s head against the side of the pool. Karlie fights back with a pair of elbows. Karlie grabs Regan and goes to suplex her over and into the pool, but Regan’s feet catch the side of the pool and she pushes them back over and reverses the suplex!! Jimmy Garcia: What a close call and reversal! HOLY SHIT!JJ Biggs: Regan’s got Karlie, but Karlie shoves her back, kicks her in the midsection and SUDDEN IMPACT powerbomb!! Regan looks out! Karlie rolls her back in the ring!Karlie slides in and walks Regan over to the ropes and throws her out and back to the side of the pool. Regan fights her with elbows and knees and nails a hammerlock DDT on Karlie right beside the pool! Karlie’s boot falls into the pool. JJ Biggs: THE ABATTOIR TO KARLIE NASH!Jimmy Garcia: Karlie’s kicking and throwing elbows! Neither one of these two want to go into the pool!Karlie scratches and claws away from it and gets out of it and gets to her feet! Karlie gets up and Jim Mud and Karlie bump into each other and it causes Karlie to stumble for a bit before Regan grabs Karlie and hits The Abattoir!! Jimmy Garcia: THERE IT IS!!Regan pins! Mud kneels down and counts! One! Two! Three! DING DING DING Jimmy Garcia: REGAN RETAINS!JJ Biggs: Karlie got bumped into by Mud!Katta Pult: Oh shut up! Mud did no such thing! JJ Biggs: YES HE DID!Just then Biggs gets up and grabs a microphone and rolls into the ring as Karlie rolls out. Jimmy Garcia: What is Biggs doing?!Mud is raising Regans hand but even she looks confused. She leaves the ring as Mud turns around to the surprise that JJ Biggs is in the ring. JJ Biggs: This is enough! All night we've had to watch this dogshit! All night we've had to watch you ruin a great Cruiserweight Division! Mud is taken a back. JJ Biggs: All night I've had to watch YOU, personally, make this night all about you and your garbage! I've had enough!Mud asks for the microphone and tries to calm Biggs down. Mud has the microphone and is nodding.. MUD KICKS BIGGS IN THE DICK!! Jimmy Garcia: OH MY GOD!!Katta Pult: YOU DONT CROSS THE BOSS!!Mud takes Biggs and throws HIM INTO THE COPENHAGEN POOL!! Jimmy Garcia: OH MY GOD HOW DISGUSTING!! SO GROSS!!Jim Mud stares down at JJ Biggs.. Jim Mud: JJ.. YOU'RE FIRED!!Mud throws the microphone down and fixes his shirt and pants and leaves the ring. Jimmy Garcia jumps up and takes the headset off and rushes over to Biggs who is shocked as all hell. The crowd can't believe it. Katta Pult: We're out of time on CruiserClash! JJ Biggs just got kicked in the dick and he's fired! Jimmy is yelling at Mud who is already up the ramp as officials try to give Biggs some towels. Katta Pult: That's it for us! We'll see you next week! I'm 2021 Hall of Famer Katta Pult saying good health and good night!We fade off the air.
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