(4/20/21) Lower Ground (From Hell)
Apr 19, 2021 21:41:38 GMT -5
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 19, 2021 21:41:38 GMT -5
If you are seeing this, then you are feeling the ultimate side effect of the 5G nanotech that was implanted into your body by the deep state shadow lords of chaos. Take a look around. Feel the flames of eternal damnation. You are experiencing Hell in all of it's unholy glory. What you are about to witness is the fantastically terrifying sequel to last year's revolutionary reimagining of reality that took place between Raging Dead and [redacted]. For a re-watch of the 2020 Match of the Year… Now, without further delay, enjoy the orgasmic music experience that is… Nickelback! That's right. Nickelback is performing in Hell… and it's a song about the Devil. Enjoy. The Devil went down to Georgia He was lookin' for a soul to steal He was in a bind the way behind and willing to make a deal When he came across this young man pickin' a guitar and playin' it hot The Devil jumped up on a hickory stump and said, "Boy, let me tell you what." "I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a guitar player, too And if you'd care to take this dare I'll make a bet with you Now you a pretty damn good strummer, boy, but give the Devil his due I'll bet a guitar of gold against your soul that says I'm better than you" The gladiator colosseum lights up with flames and we pan around to see various hundreds of thousands in attendance including Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, Heinrich Himmler, Saddam Hussein, Osama bin Laden and Shirō Ishii. Buncha fuckin' legends around here. But the boy said, "My name's Johnny, and it might be a sin But I'll take your bet; you're gonna regret, I'm the best there's ever been." We see another group of fucking winners: Gertrude Baniszewski, Delphine LaLaurie, Ed Gein, Jane Toppan, Mary Ann Cotton, Richard Ramirez. The Devil opened up his case and he said, "I'll start this show." And fire flew from his fingertips as he tuned his axe down low And he pulled that pick across the strings and it made an evil hiss Then a band of demons all joined in and it sounded just like this Shitfire. This fuckin' place is packed with icons: Charles Manson, Timothy McVeigh, Susan Atkins, John Wayne Gacy, Albert Fish, Pol Pot. When the Devil finished, Johnny said, "Well, you're pretty good, old son Well sit your old ass in that chair right there, let me show you how the fuck it's done." Here's another group of notable fucks in attendance: Fred Trump, Sean Connery, Herman Cain, John Magufuli, Gary Matthews, Ashli Babbitt, Kevin Greeson. The Devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat And he laid that gold guitar down on the ground at Johnny's feet But Johnny said, "Devil, just come on back, if you ever wanna try again I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been." Once Nickelback finishes their colorful rendition of that classic tune, they are torn to pieces by dragons with Cabbage Patch Doll heads. Trippy stuff already. We head over to the announcers table, where Rush Limbaugh and Ivan the Terrible are waiting to call the action packed action. Rush Limbaugh: Hello and welcome to Joe Biden's America! Ivan the Terrible: Uhh, Rush. We're actually in Hell. Rush Limbaugh: Oh, Ivan. You're terrible. Pause for laughter. Viewers, what you are about to witness is unbelievable. So unbelievable, in fact, that it cannot be believed. Ivan the Terrible: AW Underworld is hosting a championship match between Raging Dead and [redacted]. Rush Limbaugh: Actually, Ivan… [redacted] was pulled from the match because he's just too horrible to be acknowledged. Ivan the Terrible: Too horrible for THIS crowd?! Wow! [redacted] must be the shits! Rush Limbaugh: Drizzling shits indeed. Ivan the Terrible: In his place will be-- Rush Limbaugh: OBAMA'S ENTIRE ECONOMIC PROGRAM IS REPARATIONS! Ivan the Terrible: Uhh… what?! John Wilkes Booth: Making his way to the ring... weighing in at two hundred and nineteen pounds... from right here in Hell… he is the current, reigning, conquering, aaaaaaand defending Action Wrestling Underworld Champion... THE RAGING DEAD! As the entire colosseum emits every emotion on the spectrum, the Whiteface Thriller slides into the ring and begins yelling incoherently about destruction or something. He then wanders aimlessly around the ring before snatching the microphone from JWB. He puts the title over his shoulder. Raging Dead: I have been defending this title all day, every day, for centuries. Nobody has even come close to taking this from me. All of this was to prepare for Lower Ground, exactly one year after I defeated [redacted] in the 2020 Match of the Year… the Wiz Khalifa Pothouse Deathmatch! Yuge fuckin' pop. Raging Dead: I show up to the colosseum today, expecting to fight [redacted] again… so I can finish him once and for all… when all of a sudden… cancel culture took his stupid ass out! Yuge fuckin' boos. Raging Dead: So now… I'm issuing an open fuckin' to anyone… from anywhere… to challenge me for the AW Underworld Championship! The colosseum is bathed in a pink light as the opening riff of "Cry" by Ashnikko pierces the arena. Rush Limbaugh: No way! It can't be! "I'm a tough bitch, but I'm sensitive / Coulda, coulda, coulda quick fuck be a sedative?" Rush Limbaugh: How can this be?! Ivan the Terrible: Who is that? Rush Limbaugh: That's Addy fuckin' A! "It's relative 'cause you were pushing me out to the fucking edge / I'm about to rip all of my hair out 'cause I'm madder than I've ever been" She licks her lips, exaggerating the movement of her tongue as it circles around. Ivan the Terrible: Never heard of her. "I just wanna call you, but I know I can't / Fuck a fuckin' fuckboy, fuckin' up my plans" Plumping up her cleavage she completes a three hundred and sixty degree spin. Rush Limbaugh: Nobody has seen her since XIII: Live At The Fillmore. "Lay another finger on me, you could lose a hand / You could lose a hand, you could lose a" John Wilkes Booth: Coming to the ring... by way of Venice, California… ADELAIDE AINSWORTH! As the chorus kicks in, Addy stands up, smiles innocently, points to the fiery sky and starts skipping to the ring. Adelaide randomly picks an audience member, and teases rubbing their face in her cleavage, before wiggling a finger 'no', before continuing to skip along to the ring. Pulling herself onto the ring apron, she does the splits to slide into the ring under the bottom rope… which we now notice are steel chains. Rush Limbaugh: Raging Dead is completely speechless. The music dies down and Addy grabs the microphone from JWB. She skips in a circle around Raging Dead, then stops in front of him. Addy A: What's the matter, Deadboi? Pussy got your tongue? She sticks her out the side of her both, biting it with a smile. Addy A: Oh, come on. You look like you seen a ghost. You're the one here without a pulse though. Oh, you're wondering why I'm here, huh? Or… how... I'm here? It's simple really. I do whatever the fuck I want… whenever the fuck I want. If I want to slum it in the Underworld and titty fuck Beelzebub… then I'm gonna fuckin' do it! She looks out at the crowd, directly at the skybox where Lucifer is seated and she gives him a wink. Addy A: That's a nice belt ya got there, Deadboi. It'd be a shame if a cunt like me were to snatch it from ya. The crowd gives off a collective "ooohhh" that fills the colosseum. Addy A: You're here. I'm here. This fuckin' zebra is here. Rush Limbaugh: How is Devil's Gate referee Jeremy White here?! Ivan the Terrible: The reach of Devil's Gate knows no bounds, on this plain or any other. Rush Limbaugh: FEMINISM WAS ESTABLISHED TO ALLOW UNATTRACTIVE WOMEN EASIER ACCESS TO THE MAINSTREAM!!! Ivan the Terrible: H'what?! Addy A: LET'S FUCK 'N' FIGHT! She tosses the microphone and leaps forward, headbutting him right in the face. The opening bell tolls. Ivan the Terrible: Did she mean "fucking fight" or "fuck and"? Rush Limbaugh: You really don't know Addy. She could mean both at the same time. They burst out of their corners and Raging Dead (who will be referred to as RD for the rest of this match because it's easier to type) tries to take Addy's head off with a clothesline but she rolls under. RD goes toward the chains and he stops. He turns around and gets a swift kick to the dick from Addy. Rush Limbaugh: Disqualify that woman! Ivan the Terrible: I get the impression that there are no rules in Hell, Rush. RD hits the mat and rolls out of the ring while Addy basks in the complete spectrum of reactions from the fans in attendance. It's not long before RD is back to his feet and he carefully returns to the ring. He goes to lock up with Addy, but instead kicks right between the legs. Rush Limbaugh: CUNT PUNT! Addy collapses to the mat and RD gets the same reaction that she did. RD stomps away at her, then goes for an elbow drop but she rolls out of the way. He gets up and goes for a leg drop but she rolls out of the way. She uses the chains to get to her feet and RD charges. At the last second, she holds down the top chain and he goes rumbling to the ground outside of the ring. RD gets to his feet and looks in as Addy proudly draws an imaginary line with her foot, daring him to come get some. RD slams his fists on ring in frustration, then rips the ring apron off and digs underneath for weapons. One by one, he tosses them into the ring. CINDER BLOCK! CHAIR! LADDER! CHAIR! LIGHT TUBES! CHAIR! TRASH CAN! CHAIR! TOOL BOX! CHAIR! BUCKET OF FRIED CHICKEN! BARBED WIRE BAT! All the while, she dodged the items ane pushed them out of the center of the ring. Ivan the Terrible: She is not intimidated by any of this! I think I'm in love! Rush Limbaugh: Careful, Ivan. Her last beau ended up in Heaven. A sadistic smile appears on RD's face and he slides in the ring. While Addy finishes kicking stuff out of the way, RD charges in and spears her onto a fucking pile of chairs. Ivan the Terrible: My future ex-wife may be concussed! Looks like she smashed the back of her head on the chairs! RD lets off of Addy and she rolls out of the ring. He follows after and drags her off of the ground. He hoists her up in a fireman's carry and charges toward the guardrail, death valley driving the fuck out of her into it. Rush Limbaugh: THE NAACP SHOULD HAVE RIOT REHEARSAL! THEY SHOULD GET A LIQUOR STORE AND PRACTICE ROBBERIES! Ivan the Terrible: *utterly fucking speechless* Fans: UNHOLY SHIT! UNHOLY SHIT! UNHOLY SHIT! UNHOLY SHIT! RD is fucked up from that spot, too… but he uses the guardrail made out of human bones to get to his feet. He looks down at Addy with a demented smile. He sits Addy up against the guardrail. Raging Dead: HAVE YOU HAD ENOUGH?! Addy A: I 'AVEN'T EVEN CUM YET! RD goes back to the ring and reaches underneath. He pulls out a long ladder made out of--- Ivan the Terrible: DINOSAUR BONES?! Rush Limbaugh: Not all dinosaurs go to heaven, Ivan. He makes a bridge between the ring and the guardrail. The fans start to roar with excitement, which he thinks is for him… until he turns around and takes a superkick directly to the heart. Ivan the Terrible: HEARTLESSSSSSSS!!!!!!1 Rush Limbaugh: HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED HOW ALL COMPOSITE PICTURES OF WANTED CRIMINALS RESEMBLE JESSE JACKSON?! RD falls back on the dinosaur ladder and Addy puts him up on it, lying down. As he holds his chest, she climbs onto the ring apron and then up the chains in the corner. She carefully turns around as the fans are standing with anticipation of something cool. She flips them all off and then soars off--- Ivan the Terrible: MACHO MAN ELBOW DROP RIGHT THROUGH RAGING DEAD'S DICK! THEY'VE GOT TO BE DEAD! THERE ARE DINOSAUR BONES EVERYWHERE! Rush Limbaugh: ENRAGING LIBERALS IS SIMPLY ONE OF THE MORE ENJOYABLE SIDE EFFECTS OF MY WISDOM! Nobody is moving. Referee Jeremy White checks on them both, and Addy tells him to fuck off. She digs through the rubble of bones to find RD, then drags his corpse out and covers him. ONE! TWO! THR--NOOOOOO!!!!! Ivan the Terrible: HE KICKED OUT?! HE KICKED OUT!!! The fans go fucking apeshit as their champion pushes Addy off. Addy is up and screaming at Jeremy White over the validity of his count. She accuses him of being bias and he assures her that he's calling it down the middle. Addy A: I'LL SHOW YOU DOWN THE MIDDLE! She kicks him square in the dick and then a split legged stunner. Ivan the Terrible: TIIIINDERIZERRRRRR!!!!!1 Jeremy White lies motionless on the floor of Hell. Addy realizes there's no referee, but that's not going to stop her from fucking up RD. She drags him up and rolls him into the ring. She follows in quickly and locks in a triangle choke. RD writhes around, being tortured by Addy's finishing maneuver. Ivan the Terrible: ADDY HAS HIM CHOKING ON HER WET ASS PUSSY!!!! The dope ass guitar riff of Glazgow Mega Snake by Mogwai starts up… and everyone goes next level bananas. Ivan the Terrible: WHAT IS THIS?! Rush Limbaugh: IT CAN'T BE! IS IT REALLY HIM?! A fucking gigantic man angrily marches out onto the ramp, giving obscene gestures and flexing his muscles while he very, very slowly makes his way down the ramp. Ivan the Terrible: WHO?! Rush Limbaugh: ONE HALF OF THE VERY BIG SUPERVILLAINS! FORMER ALPHA PRO WRESTLING HARDCORE CHAMPION! Ivan the Terrible: Huh? Rush Limbaugh: Oh. I forgot. Our Netflix in Hell is still DVDs by mail. You missed a lot of cool stuff. Eventually, he makes his way into the ring and starts to catch his breath. It is then that we realize that he's got a referee shirt in hand… because they don't make 'em in size XXXXXXXXXXL. RD is still locked in the WAP and he's fuckin' drowning. This is some graphic content that would never air on CBS or whatever. Ivan the Terrible: IS HE GOING TO-- RD taps the fuck out. Ivan the Terrible: OH SHIT! HE TAPPED! BUT-- William has become distracted by the bucket of fried chicken in the ring. He's going to town on the chicken and Addy releases her hold on RD. She rushes over to William. Addy A: What the FUCK are you doing?! William the Behemoth: I got hungry, Adds. That's a long trip to the ring. She slaps the bucket out of his hand and points at RD. William walks across the ring and drags RD toward the corner. He then backs up to the corner and carefully climbs to the bottom rope. Ivan the Terrible: Oh no! He looks to be six hundred pounds! William is hesitant but Addy yells at him. Addy A: KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKER… AGAIN! William leg drops from the bottom rope but it's practically in slow motion… so RD is able to roll out of the way. William is so fucking heavy that he leg drops through the ring and fifty foot flames burst out from under the ring. Ivan the Terrible: OH MY SATAN!!! Rush Limbaugh: Look, let me put it to you this way: the NFL all too often looks like a game between the Bloods and the Crips without any weapons. There, I said it. Ivan the Terrible: Oh no. That's even too much for me, Rush. As if on command, gangs of dudes in red and dudes in blue swarm the announcers table and they haul Rush's stupid ass the fuck outta there. Ivan the Terrible: Well… okay… I guess I'm flying solo the rest of the night… A man slides into Rush's chair wearing an 81 jersey. It's former tight end for the New England Patriots… Aaron Hernandez! Aaron Hernandez: Thanks for having me, Mr. Terrible. What an exciting opportunity! Ivan the Terrible: What are you doing here?! Aaron Hernandez: When I retired from pro football, I was looking for my next adventure. Ivan the Terrible: I heard you were sentenced to life in prison, where you committed suicide two years later. Aaron Hernandez: That was a big misunderstanding. Oh. Hey. Back on the ring, Addy and RD are duking it out with light tubes. One after another, they're breaking them sumbitches over each other's heads. Addy gets a couple in a row over his head, then picks up a set of four that are duct taped together. She smashes them over his head and he backs up to the chain ropes. Aaron Hernandez: I don't understand how those are at all effective. You can't get CTE from light tubes. Addy watches as RD staggers forward, and she throws the superkick right for his heart again… but he catches her foot! Ivan the Terrible: HE'S DRAGGING HER DOWN TO THE MAT AND… OH SHIT! HEEL HOOK! AND HE'S-- Aaron Hernandez: HE'S BITING HER ANKLE! Indeed. As he tears away at her flesh, blood pours out and is now covering his face. Addy screams out in agony and she… she… she… Ivan the Terrible: SHE'S TAPPING OUT! Aaron Hernandez: BUT THERE'S NO REFEREE! RD releases the hold and gets a sadistic smile from the taste of Addy's blood. He looks around at the weapons around the ring. He goes to the tool box and dumps out it's contents: hammer, tire iron, hair brush, chain, pliers. He brushes some knots out of his grotesque mane, and then picks up the pliers. He turns around and-- Ivan the Terrible: PUNCH TO THE DICK BY ADDY! Aaron Hernandez: THAT'S A TEN YARD PENALTY! Ivan the Terrible: That's not what happens here. Addy grabs the pliers from RD and immediately plunges it into his mouth, pulling out what appears to be his right side canine tooth. Blood gushes from his mouth and he falls to the mat. Addy holds up the pliers to a weirdly sexual, mixed reaction from the fans in attendance. And then-- … … … … … … … … … … ! ! ! LIGHTS OUT ! ! ! Ivan the Terrible: How are the lights out in Hell?! Aaron Hernandez: Only a nose knows what a nose knows! Ivan the Terrible: HUH?! Aaron Hernandez: I need to work on my catch phrases if we're ever going to do this again. Ivan the Terrible: There's a zero percent chance we're ever going to do this again. There is a chorus of chatter in the ring and the lights come back on. Ivan the Terrible: *utterly fucking speechless* Fans: UNHOLY SHIT! UNHOLY SHIT! UNHOLY SHIT! UNHOLY SHIT! … … … … … … … … … … The mole children surround Addy. They are mumbling some kind of gibberish. The closer the get, the more worried she becomes. And then-- Ivan the Terrible: THEY’RE HUGGING HER?! Aaron Hernandez: THEY’RE HUGGING HER!!!!!1 Indeed. There is a big crazy group hug going on and all of this is enough to distract Addy as RD reaches into the hole in the ring, where fire is still coming out… and he lights his fucking arm on fire. He then charges at the mole children, who scatter when they see the fire… and RD wrecks Addy with a flaming lariat. Her outfit lights on fire and she rolls around to put it out as RD approaches with his arm still on fire. Addy gets up in the corner and RD punches her repeatedly with his flaming fist until the fire goes out. RD sets Addy up top and climbs up, hooking her for a superplex… but she punches him in the dick and shoves him off. He lands on a pile of steel chairs, and Addy leaps off the top with a split legged leg drop. Aaron Hernandez: AUSSIE KISS! She covers him… but again… there’s no referee… until one of the mole children comes back in with the shirt that William left behind. ONE! … TWO! … THR--NOOOOOO!!!!! Ivan the Terrible: HE KICKED OUT! Aaron Hernandez: THAT CREEPY CHILD WAS COUNTING REALLY SLOW Addy gets to her knees and tries teaching the mole child how to count appropriately. While doing so, RD manages to crawl to his feet and he superkicks the back of Addy’s head. Aaron Hernandez: SHOCKWAAAAAVE!!!! He covers her and the mole child nods his head. ONE! TWO! THR--NOOOOOO!!!!! RD gets up and Addy rolls onto her stomach. He picks up the barbed wire bat with one hand and pulls Addy up with the other. He holds the bat up and the fans cheer. Addy knees him in the ground and transitions to his side, pulling the barbed wire bat over his throat and hitting him with a Prussian Legsweep. With blood now coming from his throat, Addy covers him and hooks his leg. ONE! TWO! THR--NOOOOOO!!!!! RD pushes Addy off of him and he puts pressure on his throat as blood pours out. Ivan the Terrible: THIS MATCH IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE AND I AM HARD… AS… FUCK! Aaron Hernandez: Oh… wow… Addy mounts RD and starts laying in punches before pulling him up off of the mat with authority. She looks around the ring and sees the cinder block sitting in the corner. She knees RD in the head and then pulls him over to it, then puts his head between her legs. Aaron Hernandez: She's going to piledrive him onto the cinder block! Ivan the Terrible: I think the viewers know that! Aaron Hernandez: You mean... people are going to watch this? How?! We're in Hell! Ivan the Terrible: None of this shit makes sense, man. As she pulls him up, he powers back down and back body drops her onto the ladder that's been in the ring this whole time and we somehow didn't notice it. He slowly gets to his feet and brings the cinder block to the center of the ring. Aaron Hernandez: What does he have in mind?! Ivan the Terrible: Nothing good, Aaron. Nothing... good... As she pulls him up, he powers back down and back body drops her onto the ladder that's been in the ring this whole time and we somehow didn't notice it. He slowly gets to his feet and brings the cinder block to the center of the ring. Aaron Hernandez: What does he have in mind?! Ivan the Terrible: Nothing good, Aaron. Nothing... good… RD hoists her up in a tombstone position. Aaron Hernandez: HE'S GOING FOR DEAD WEIGHT! HE'S GOIN-- Ivan the Terrible: OHHH NOOO!!! Addy spreads her legs apart and then brings 'em back quickly, smoshing his head with her powerful thighs. She then slips behind and plants that motherfucker with a tombstone piledriver onto the cinder block! Aaron Hernandez: DEAD WEIGHHHHHT!!!!1 The cinder block explodes and dust fills the air. Fans: UNHOLY SHIT! UNHOLY SHIT! UNHOLY SHIT! UNHOLY SHIT! UNHOLY SHIT! UNHOLY SHIT! UNHOLY SHIT! UNHOLY SHIT! UNHOLY SHIT! As the dust settles, Addy is seen covering RD. The mole child makes the count ONE! TWO! THRRREEEEE!!!!? Aaron Hernandez: NEW CHAMP! NEW CHAMP! NEW CH-- Ivan the Terrible: NOPE! RAGING DEAD KICK OUT! Aaron Hernandez: HUH?! At first glance, the mole child counted to three. Unholy shit. Raging Dead kicked the fuck out. Ivan the Terrible: THE MOLE CHILD COUNTED SO HARD THAT HIS FUCKING ARM FELL OFF! Aaron Hernandez: THAT'S WHY IT LOOKED LIKE A THREE COUNT?! Ivan the Terrible: pambeeslyyup.gif Addy can't fucking believe it. She gets up and screams obscenities at the one-armed mole child. He waves his finger at her and she rips that fucking arm off, too. She then obliterates the one-armed mole child with an overhead gutwrench backbreaker rack into a sitout facebuster. Aaron Hernandez: GOLDEN MILE!!!!<3 Addy screams out in agony as she rolls around on the mat. Ivan the Terrible: WHAT THE-- Aaron Hernandez: SHE LANDED ON THE TOOL BOX WITH THAT GOLDEN MILE! FUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK!!!!!1 Addy A: MY HOLES! MY HOLES! MY HOLES! The colosseum rumbles and a blast of fire comes from the hole in the ring. When the smoke clears, Action Wrestling Hall of Famer Shia LaBeouf appears… and he's wearing a striped shirt! Aaron Hernandez: What is HE doing here?! Ivan the Terrible: When you shout "MY HOLES" three times… Stanley Yelnats IV appears! By now, RD is clearly knocked the fuck out and Addy may have literally torn herself a new one. Addy crawls over and drapes her arm over RD. ONE! TWO! THR--WHAT!!!!? Suddenly the Earth above starts to crumble and large rocks fall from above, killing (again) many of the fans in attendance. Among the rocks is a fucking dragon with a masked man riding on its back. Ivan the Terrible: WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?! WHO THE FUCK IS THAT?! Aaron Hernandez: THAT IS ACTION WRESTLING UNITED STATES CHAMPION DER METZGER!!!!1 The dragon hovers by the ring and Der Metzger dives off, landing on his feet in a dope ass fight stance. He looks over at Addy, then looks over at RD. He nods his head and takes Addy's head off with a lariat. Literally. Her head is not connected to her fucking body anymore. He then re-attaches her head and drags her up off of the mat, then hoists her up on his shoulders and plants her with an electric chair ushigorishi. Aaron Hernandez: TODESKLINGE!!!!9 Addy is down and out. Der Metzger looks to his right, seeing that RD is barely conscious. He grabs RD by the throat and pulls him off the mat. He pats him on the head and then wrecks him with a two handed choke bomb. Aaron Hernandez: BEEEELLLLZEBOMMMMMB!!!!4 Once he's the last man standing, he tosses RD's corpse on top of Addy's corpse... and Shia LaBeouf reluctantly drops down to count. ONE! TWO! THRRREEEEE!!!!!! The final bell tolls and "Rage 25/8" starts up. The fans boo the fuck out of Der Metzger but then cheer for his dope ass dragon. Ivan the Terrible: WHAT THE FUCK DID WE JUST WITNESS?!!= Aaron Hernandez: A FUCKING DEHYDRATED FEVER DREAM, MY MAN! Ivan the Terrible: Well... uhh... shit. Happy 4/20, everybody! Der Metzger tosses the AW Underworld Championship onto RD's corpse and then he gets back on his dragon, flying out of the colosseum just in time for more rocks to fall from above and crush Ivan and Aaron and hopefully not Shia. The world needs him to get to work on Holes 2 where his son Stanley Yelnats V digs a bunch of holes or some shit. |