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Post by Action Reel on Apr 12, 2021 23:36:57 GMT -5
Welcome to CruiserClash
We open up backstage to Jim Mud walking in through the back door! The crowd booing. Jimmy Garcia: Welcome everybody.. our assistant General Manager, UGH, is here! Jim Mud walks passed a few wrestlers and producers before getting to a door that says General Manager Donald Deruty. He smiles wide and opens it. The door closes behind him. We fade into the musical intro of CruiserClash on CBS! We open up to the arena and pyro blasts off! JJ Biggs: We know both the GM and AGM are here! Deruty and Mud!Jimmy Garcia: Tonight we have a Cruiserweight Championship match as well.. and it can either be a regular match or a street fight! Very confusing!JJ Biggs: We're ready to kick things off!!
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 12, 2021 23:37:44 GMT -5
Andre Jenson vs. Sara Pettis
"Out of the Black" by Royal Blood starts to play. Sara Pettis walks out onto the stage to a mixed reaction, standing side by side with VOID. JJ Biggs: THE CHAMPS! ARE! HERE!A highlight reel appears on the ACTIONtron of her putting down champion after champion throughout her career. They make their way down the ramp. She casually slaps a few hands but with less excitement than usual. Adilene Floyd: Making her way to the ring… accompanied by VOID… fighting out of Bayside, New York… she is the Child of Fate… SARA PETTIS!Once they reach the ring, Sara looks up at the ring with a smile, then slides in and stops in the center of the ring, raising her championship over her head. Jimmy Garcia: We are about to be treated to a preview of the upcoming Cruiserweight Tag Team Championship match between between The Gatecrashers and---Suddenly, and without warning, the sound of trumpet fanfare echoes throughout the arena, as though a monarch is about to enter into a throne room. The brassy sound echoes on the final note, before giving way to Shining Star by Earth Wind and Fire. And it is here that the two gents finally make their appearance... Standing on the ramp together they hold up their hands, shaking their hand in time to the opening riff of the song., the crowd hushes in anticipation as the BWAH of the first trumpet hits. The gents fist bump at this precise moment, triggering two confetti cannons which shoot into the crowd at the same time. They grin and soak in the atmosphere as one of Jenson's LARPing crew walks towards them with a brace of t-shirt cannons on a cushion. He bows in front of the stars as Teo and Jenson take the cannons then start walking toward the ring, shooting t-shirts into the crowd, forwarded by more confetti and ribbons, showerng the crowd with gifts and paper. JJ Biggs: Another week where they don't shoot a t-shirt your way? Bummer.Jimmy Garcia: All I want is a t-shirt. Then I can die happy.JJ Biggs: That's a bit melodramatic.They finally reach the ring and remove their capes, stepping onto the apron, holding their arms in the air, basking in the crowd response. Jimmy Garcia: As usual, the fans are firmly between TwoGents!Sara hands her title off to VOID and he sets them on the ring apron before leaving her to fly solo in the ring. He stays at ringside to keep an eye on his tag team partner. On the other side of the ring, Teo steps out of the ring but stays on the apron. He holds onto the tag rope. JJ Biggs: Is someone going to tell Teo Blaze that this isn't a tag team match?Jimmy Garcia: It seems like Andre Jenson is doing just that.Teo laughs and steps down from the apron, to hang out at ringside. Sara and Andre are ready. The fans are ready. The opening bell tolls. They meet up in the center of the ring with a standard lock-up. Andre uses his size advantage to push Sara back to the corner. The official urges her to let up, and he releases the clench. He clotheslines her in the corner, then pulls her out to the middle of the ring. He whips her to the ropes and she wraps her arms around the top rope. He charges in and she throws up a boot. He catches it and drops it back down, then clotheslines her over the top rope. Jimmy Garcia: Sara Pettis just landed at the feet of Teo Blaze!JJ Biggs: Good thing he's a good guy!Teo reaches down and he helps Sara up, then rolls her back into the ring. JJ Biggs: Told ya!Sara slowly pushes up to her feet and Andre reaches down for her. Sara blasts his arms out of the way and she catches him with a jumping clutch knee to the jaw. She pulls him in tight with a double underhook and suplexes him into the corner. He lands hard on the mat and she drags him out a bit, then she covers him. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Sara pops up and lays down some stiff stomps to his ribcage. The fans boo her. She lets up and pulls him off the mat. He reaches around her and rams her back into the nearest corner. After a few shoulder thrusts, snap-mares her into the center of the ring. He hits the ropes and abruptly stops, then throws a small beanbag at Sara. Andre Jenson: LIGHTNING BOLT! She sighs and shakes her head, then leans back and kips up. Andre surprises her with a spinning heel kick. The fans pop. Andre starts methodically stomping his foot, as if he's tuning up the band. Sara slowly gets to her feet and Andre throws a superkick. She ducks it and sweeps his planted leg. He goes down awkwardly but stays on one knee. She hits the ropes and connects with a shining wizard. Jimmy Garcia: WHOA!JJ Biggs: Why isn't she covering?!Jimmy Garcia: VOID is yelling at her to go up top!Sara goes to the corner. She springs off the middle and soars through the air with a moonsault… but he throws his knees up. She lands hard across his knees and falls to the mat, holding her chest in pain. Andre leaps in the air and connects with an elbow drop. Then another. And another. He calls out to Teo, then goes between the ropes to the apron. Teo hands him a TwoGents t-shirt, and he puts it on. JJ Biggs: Does the shirt give him powers?Jimmy Garcia: I'd love to find out.Andre hits a springboard and soars through the air for an elbow drop… but Sara rolls out of the way just on time, narrowly avoiding destruction. Sara gets to her feet and she reaches down, violently removing Andre's t-shirt. She balls it up and chucks it toward the announcers at ringside. Jimmy Garcia: YESSS!!! THANK YOUUUUUU!!!!!She stomps away at Andre again before pulling him up. She hoists him up and spins him around with an airplane spin. Around and around she goes until she gets so dizzy that she has to stop. Before she can follow up with anything, he slides down forward and plants her with a dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane. JJ Biggs: What a maneuver!Jimmy Garcia: I'm not so sure it was intentional.Both competitors are down. From opposite sides of the ring, VOID and Teo cheer on their partners. The official begins to count. As he nears half way, VOID slides in and distracts him from counting by going to Sara, checking her for a possible neck injury. While he does so, Teo slides in and charges at VOID. He tackles VOID and lays in some mounted punches as the official orders them to leave the ring. While they scuffle, Sara and Andre hold onto each other as they start to stand up. Once somewhat standing, they start throwing hands. Jimmy Garcia: Listen to the people! They’ve come alive for this!JJ Biggs: Of course they have! Arguably two of the biggest teams on CruiserClash are goin’ at it!The official struggles to remain in control of this match. Sara and Andre knock each other loopy, then back away from one another. From across the ring, VOID and Teo charge at their Andre and Sara. VOID nails Andre with a bicycle knee strike at the time time Teo nails Sara with a leaping knee strike. Jimmy Garcia: LIGHTS OUT TO ANDRE JENSON!JJ Biggs: BLAZIN’ KNEE TO SARA PETTIS!Now that he is given a reason to call it, the official signals for the bell. VOID and Teo charge at one another, leaping in the air, both with a crossbody in mind, and they completely obliterate one another in midair. The official has a word with Adilene. Adilene Floyd: This match has been ruled a no contest!
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 12, 2021 23:38:26 GMT -5
The Dutch Beekhof Experience vs. Soldado Fortuna
"Ruler Of Everything" by Tally Hall hits the speakers as the enigma known as The Dutch Beekhof experience stumbles out from the back, his assistant, "The Mistress Of Magnificence" Alexandria Alure, walks out in a flashy dress holding Koko D. Hare in her arms. The trippy trio comes to the ring, with fans being given the honor of carassing Koko D. Hare's beautiful head, before Dutch gives them the signal to go to ringside. Adilene Floyd: From The Center of the Universe, weighing in at 197 Pounds of Pure Galactic Matter...he is DUTCH BEEKHOF!!!Dutch leaps up to the apron, climbs up to the second rope, and lifts his fancy hat high in the air, saying some sort of odd prayer to himself as the crowd pops for him. He hops in the ring and runs the ropes over and over in anticipation for the match-up that's about to take place. Jimmy Garcia: Whoa! Experience is right with this guy, JJ! I think the crowd is going to love him!JJ Biggs: Yeah, great energy coming from this guy. Let’s see what he brings to Action Wrestling on his debut!Black smoke fills the top of the entrance ramp. Cut the Cord begins to play and out of the black smoke steps Soldado Fortuna, accompanied by Victoria Richardson. Both look out into the crowd, then at each other. Victoria gives Soldado a nod and he begins making his way down the ramp, his manager a step behind him, brandishing a microphone Victoria Richardson: Ladies and gentlemen, on his way to the ring as we speak, hailing from Tijuana, Mexico, he stands at six feet tall, he weighs in at 200 pounds, he is the client of yours truly, Victoria Richardson....I proudly present to you all...SOLDADO....FORTUNASoldado and Victoria enter the ring. Soldado heads to the turnbuckle and poses with his arms outstretched and his head to the sky, as Victoria emphatically points to her client. Soldado then sits on the top turnbuckle, as Victoria exits the ring. JJ Biggs: Soldado looks pissed after that loss last week to Flop.Jimmy Garcia: It was a cheap shot by Flop! I’d hate to be Dutch tonight in his debut. Soldado may not let him leave walking on his own!The referee signals for the bell to begin the match. Soldado immediately takes Dutch down with a roundhouse kick and follows it up with an enziguri before putting him down with a tornado DDT. Soldado grabs Dutch from behind, going for a german suplex, but Dutch answers back with a back elbow and runs for the ropes, executing a springboard clothesline, taking Soldado down by surprise. Dutch nails a leaping neckbreaker before Soldado rolls out of the ring. Dutch charges the ropes and dives over them for a suicide dive!! Crowd: HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT Jimmy Garcia: MOMMA MIA!! What a move!JJ Biggs: Soldado tried welcoming Dutch to AW in style, but Dutch answered back with a big punch of his own! Dutch didn’t come to play, Jimmy!Jimmy Garcia: Yeah, I don’t think he did!Dutch whips Soldado across the ring, but Soldado responds with a crossbody, taking Dutch down! Soldado quickly goes up top and executes a corkscrew moonsault. He grabs Dutch from behind and hits a german suplex before applying a crossface! Dutch yells out in pain but drags the pair over to the ropes. Soldado stalks Dutch and nails him with a shining wizard when he gets up to his knees!! Jimmy Garcia: TIJUANA KISS TO DUTCH BEEKHOF!!JJ Biggs: Soldado hooks the leg!ONEEE!! TWOOO!! THR--NOOO!! Soldado gets the shoulder up! Soldado pulls Dutch up into piledriver position, but Dutch reverses into a back body drop! Dutch delivers a series of chops, flooring Soldado before executing a leaping senton. Dutch pulls Soldado up from behind and drops him with a reverse DDT! Dutch grabs Soldado and plants him on the top turnbuckle and climbs up and delivers a top rope superplex!! Jimmy Garcia: What a superplex by Dutch!!JJ Biggs: Now it’s Dutch’s turn to hook the leg!!ONEEEE!! TWOOO!! THRE--NOOO!! Soldado gets the shoulder up! Victoria is on the outside, pouding the apron, yelling at Soldado to look out. Dutch grabs Soldado from behind with a guillotine choke! Soldado shoves the pair backwards with his feet and they crash into the turnbuckles. Dutch releases the hold and Soldado delivers a big back elbow before kicking Dutch in the midsection. Soldado picks up Dutch and executes a package piledriver!! JJ Biggs: LIBERATOR TO DUTCH BEEKHOF!!Jimmy Garcia: Soldado has the leg hooked!!ONEEE!! TWOOO!!! THREEE!!! DING DING DING Cut the Cord begins to play as Soldado rises to his feet, victorious. JJ Biggs: Great win tonight by Soldado!Jimmy Garcia: Yeah, but did you see the look of fear on Soldado’s face when Dutch had the guillotine choke on him?JJ Biggs: Yeah, he didn’t want to tap out again! Dutch had a great debut tonight even if he lost though. This guy may be going places!
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 12, 2021 23:38:59 GMT -5
Jim Mud and D-Day Argue Over The Main Event
We cut to the backstage office of General Manager, Donald Deruty and he slams a folder down on his desk and continues yelling. Donald Deruty: No! The main event tonight needs to be a straight up match! The Cruiserweight Championship isn't the Hardcore Championship, god damn it!Jim Mud: AGREE to DISAGREE! I firmly believe, Regan Voorhees needs to be TESTED! She needs to defend dat belt with honor and dignity and she should shed some blood for the hell of it!Donald Deruty: THE FACT FLOP IS EVEN IN THE GOD DAMN MATCH MAKES ME IRATE!Jim Mud: Don't like giving superstars opportunities, huh? Wow.Donald Deruty: Opportunities?! Flop single-handedly kidnapped my assistant, someone I called a friend, someone near and dear to my heart, Flop took him to his house AGAINST HIS WILL and cut into him trying to figure out why he was .. the way he was.. and he bled out. Flop cut into him and he left my friend bleed out and die in some lonely basement like a piece of trash and every night I want to HURT MYSELF because I wasn't there to stop it, I wasn't there to help him so do I believe Flop has earned an opportunity? No, Mud, I don't.Jim Mud: Oh..Donald Deruty: Oh? That's all you have to say? You bring back Flop against MY WILL, you get management to somehow sign off on it, your rich.. backing.. has somehow tied to him getting out of prison for life cause it was "an accident" and you now stand in MY OFFICE as an assistant I don't want and all you can tell me is, oh?Jim Mud: I was running CruiserClash, D-Day. You weren't here to run it!Donald Deruty: BECAUSE YOU JUMPED ME, BEAT ME DOWN, AND SPILLED MY GOD DAMN BLOOD ALL OVER THAT RING AND THEN YOU MADE ME COME TO YOUR METHLAB SMALL TOWN AND THEN THREW ME OFF A BRIDGE, ARE YOU INSANE?!With this D-Day has pushed into Jim Mud completely losing his cool. Jim Mud: You're pathetic. You blame me for YOUR problems? You have to be the insane one!Donald Deruty: AND ON TOP OF ALL OF THIS, YOU KNOW NEXT WEEK IS THE 40th EPISODE OF CRUISERCLASH AND I WANTED TO DO CHAMPIONSHIP MATCHES NEXT WEEK AND YOU HAVE REGAN DEFENDING TONIGHT?!Jim Mud: YOU'RE PATHETIC!! YOU'RE A LOSER!! YOU THINK TOO SMALL!Donald Deruty: GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE, JIM!!Jim Mud: Ohhhh Ohhh noooo way, Deruty! There isn't a GOD DAMN chance I'm leaving this office!Donald Deruty: ITS MY GOD DAMN OFFICE, GET OUT!!Jim Mud: You wanna push me?! You wanna hit me? You want to pick me up on your girly shoulders and drop me with your signature, Deruty!? Try it.D-Day has lost it but he takes a half step back. He smiles. He knows Mud is provoking him. D-Day half smirks. Jim Mud: Come on, go for it. I want you to.Donald Deruty: No, Jim, I'm not going to hit you.Jim Mud: Thats what I thought.Donald Deruty: You know, you're still on contract and in the Cruiserweight Division, so I'm going to do you one better.Jim Mud: Oh, yeah?Donald Deruty: Yeah, next week on the special 40th edition of CruiserClash, you're going to be in the main event..Jim Mud: Mhm..Donald Deruty: Against me!The crowd cheers as Mud raises an eyebrow. Donald Deruty: And if you were a real man, with real honor, you'd accept.Jim Mud: You're pathetic. You're on.Crowd pops. Donald Deruty: Good, cause if ya lose, then you're no longer my assistant.Crowd pops as Mud turns back around. Jim Mud: You can't make that call!!Donald Deruty: I'm the General Manager and I just did.Mud huffs and puffs. Donald Deruty: And don't worry, you don't have to leave my office.. I'll leave my office.D-Day takes the folders and his binder and just bumps Muds shoulder as he walks out of the office. We fade to a commercial as Mud looks pissed off.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 12, 2021 23:40:03 GMT -5
Masuda Teijin vs. Hall of Famer Katta-Pult
We open back to Cruiser Clash where Masuda Teijin stans in the ring with his back to a corner. His theme dies down as it cuts back to Jimmy Garcia and JJ Briggs wait at ringside. JJ Biggs: What about Masuda Teijin?Jimmy Garcia: He’s definitely been… better in the weeks, but nothing to what he promised a month ago.JJ Biggs: The only way to fix that is winning. It’s always winning.“Hall of Fame” by the Script blasts from the ramp. Jimmy Garcia: It won’t get any easier with Kata-Pult on her way to the ring!JJ Biggs: What’s that?Jimmy Garcia: It seems that Kata-Pult and her crony Orret Goldrock are brining in the caterers!Orret shows his client to the ring while shouting orders at the staff. She takes to the opposite turnbuckle to heckling from the crowd and throws it back in all their faces. Masuda stands there unsure what do with caterers setting up a meal in the ring with full placement. Orret has on his maître d’ best with a tailed tuxedo before escorting Kata-Pult to a table. He unveils the cloche with an immaculate cut of ribeye steak, and then bows to offer her a gold-plated microphone with the AW Hall of Fame logo. Kata-Pult: Everyone be quiet. I had to spend so many hours on the road to get to this beach trap that’s just full of… Floridians. Ew. It’s not a beach set for this specimen of wrestling. And no offense to this (Orret whispers in her ear) – this man (he whispers again) – Masuda Tajun trying so hard to get into an AW ring, but this for the pros. Fans boo but she shouts over the proud people of Fort Pierce. Kata-Pult: Shut up. I missed my dinner getting here along that I-95 stretch that should just be renamed the trail of dead beaches—look, it doesn’t matter. I didn’t get my dinner so I’m having it now. Jimmy Garcia: Did she says she’s eating instead of fighting Masuda?JJ Biggs: She did Jimmy. This has to be unprecedented.Jimmy Garcia: Orret Goldrock serving the main course.JJ Biggs: That’s a sexy steak, and there’s no doubting that!She folds a napkin into her singlet and starts eating at the set up table, complete with red damask and full silverware. Meanwhile, Masuda and the official discuss this utter disrespect for the game. They nod moments before the opening bell. JJ Biggs: There’s the bell! And Masuda charges!Jimmy Garcia: What the hell! Kata-Pult scouted it!He runs in for a dropkick and whiffs. Kata-Pult gets another cut of steak before dropping down to apply a chinlock. She then transitions that into an armbar. Masuda slips free by sliding out of the ring. He walks around towards the announce table when Kata—with Orret on all-fours like a stepping stool—launches two feet off her associate and connects with a perfect crossbody to Teijin over the ropes. He wipes out but she manages to roll backwards and back to her feet. JJ Biggs: What a display. She might not be in the Hall of Fame today, but with moves like that—who knows?Jimmy Garcia: I don’t know, but it definitely was impressive.JJ Biggs: Hey! Get off of that!Kata-Pult: Hello Action Wrestling. This is your only active Hall of Fame wrestler, Kata-Pult, and today, I’m going to show you how to wear down your opponent. Today’s demo begins with a little move I like called a calf slicer—watch this. She locks it on albeit how both have reached halfway into the count from the official. Kata-Pult: Ignore the ref. He thinks this is his match to control. Not in my book. All we have to do is immobilize the opponent so they can’t walk back into the ring. And that outta do it. What do you think, Goldie? Orret stands on the apron to give her a thumbs up. Kata-Pult: So now we just leave this guy here so we can finish a lavish steak dinner. Kata-Pult out! She does a Maba-esque mic drop that gets the fans riled up. She slides into the ring when a blast from the crowd gets her attention. Masuda Teijin has somehow managed to pull himself up to the apron before rolling back into the ring. Jimmy Garcia: She can’t believe the resiliency of this guy.JJ Biggs: Hey, she just wanted to finish her steak dinner, Jimmy. And I don’t blame her. Look at that marbling!Jimmy Garcia: Agree… and Masuda back to his feet!JJ Biggs: Irish whip—Masuda with a shoulder block!Kata-Pult gets up and takes a lightning-packed chest chop. He then whips her hard into the corner and returns with a series of elbows ala the late great Misawa. Kata-Pult falls to her knees but the resurges into side lock and hits a saito suplex. 1! 2! Jimmy Garcia: Teijin breaks free!JJ Biggs: A great recovery by the Yokohama kid, but was it a little too late?Jimmy Garcia: Regardless, he’s putting up a fight. Which means this dinner is cancelled.Masuda is looking tired as wear-down neck vise has him reaching for the ropes. Size and strength give him a slight edge, but that strong frame of the destined-to-be-Hall-of-Famer wins out in the form of a powerful german suplex and bridge. 1! 2! 3 – Jimmy Garcia: Masuda kicks out again!JJ Biggs: Way to go Teijin. Orret—who should be in the ring either way—is arguing the count with his client.Kata-Pult keeps pointing at the ropes when Teijin grabs her arm and pulls her into a rope hung armbar. Jimmy Garcia: Great counter, but he can’t hold that forever!JJ Biggs: There’s the five-count but Masuda won’t let go!The official finally pull him off when Orret comes to his client’s aid with a corkscrew hidden behind his back. Fans see it and begin shouting it out to Masuda who manages to toss Goldrock by the seam of his coat like Moe Szyslak. He wipes out the table, steak dinner and a bottle of pricey Chard too. Jimmy Garcia: What a travesty of the ring and carnivores everywhere!JJ Biggs: Kata-Pult has him from behind.Jimmy Garcia: Masuda slips over the top—Masuda Driver!JJ Biggs: This could be it!1! 2! 3! Kata-Pult kicks out but it’s too late. She remains in the ring with a KO’ed Orret Goldrock to argue the count. Masuda leaves for the entrance ramp with his arms raised high to a pretty nice ovation. Jimmy Garcia: Did she lose?!JJ Biggs: I'm not sure!!Jimmy Garcia: Either way she's going into the Hall of Fame so she's a winner no matter what!
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 12, 2021 23:40:41 GMT -5
Red, White, and Bruised Segment Nate Burleson: Please welcome my guests at this time: Red, White, and Bruised. First, Karlie, about last week...Tracy Dixon: Mr. Burleson, we will no longer be answering any more questions about Karlie’s actions last week.Nate Burleson: Okay, then, so about tonight then and your teaming with Spayde Martinez?Karlie Nash: You think we’ve forgotten about Spayde's attempts to put us both out of Action Wrestling? Yeah, tonight, we have to tag with her. But that doesn’t mean we have to tag in though.Nikki Vaughn: Exactly. Tonight, yeah, we're forced to tag with Spayde.Nate Burleson: Can you put your differences aside for tonight?Karlie Nash: Nate, we get it, everyone on Cruiserclash are caught in this war between Donald Deruty and Jim Mud. And wars always have their share of casualties. Who knows? Maybe tonight, Spayde, Pineapple Promenade, and Kasey Kash become casualties. You’ll just to to wait and see.Nikki Vaughn: And this interview is over. It has been your pleasure.Red, White, and Bruised walk off screen.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 12, 2021 23:43:35 GMT -5
Red White & Bruised, Spayde Martinez vs. Pineapple Promenade, Kasey Kash Adilene Floyd: The following contest is a six person tag match and is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, Azurine Vebbins and Nidrah...Pineapple Promenade!!Radio Gaga plays and Azurine Vebbins and Nidrah come out and fives the fans and do their respective poses. RUN THEM JEWELS FAST, RUN THEM, RUN THEM JEWELS FAST RUN THEM, RUN THEM, R-RUN THEM, R-RUN THEM, RUN THEM, FUCK THE SLO MO As the song starts up the lights in the arena pulse to the bass of the song, as the bass drops, Kasey walks out through the curtain with a lit cigarette in his mouth, before holding his arms out wide as Adilene Floyd makes her introduction. Adilene Floyd: And their partner currently making his way to the ring, from Canberra, Australia, weighing in at one hundred and sixty-five pounds... Kasey Kash!Kasey starts to make his way down the ramp, trash talking fans that try and start shit with him as he makes his way to the ring, after which he would either flip them off, or if they really deserved it, he would flick the smoke into the fans face, before he would then slide under the bottom rope and go to a corner, sitting down and waiting for the bell to ring. JJ Biggs: The newcomer Kash, teaming up with the former tag team champions. Let’s see how well they work together here tonight.Adilene Floyd: And their opponents first from Nashville, TN, Spayde Martinez“Ace of Spades” by Motorhead hits the PA and the cameras search the arena looking for Midnight’s opponent. They eventually come to discover Spayde Martinez making her way through the crowd. Spayde jumps the security railing and climbs into the ring as the crowd boos her like crazy. Slung over her shoulder is her Action Wrestling Cruiserweight Championship. Spayde slides under the bottom rope of the ring and hands her title off and awaits the start of the match. Adilene Floyd: And her partners, accompanied to the ring by Tracy Dixon and Hilda Meyer, Karlie Nash, Nikki Vaughn, Red, White, and Bruised.Crush Em' By Megadeth blasts in the arena as Karlie and Nikki step on the stage wearing matching Red White and Bruised T-shirts, they smirk as they react to the crowd they walk with swagger towards the ring, they climb the ropes from the outside and point to the crowd and make the loser sign, they meet in the middle of the ring and high five, they enter their corner, Karlie sits in the corner as Nikki lays out on the top rope. JJ Biggs: Three combustible elements here, Karlie and Nikki have made it well known they don’t like Spayde.Jimmy Garcia: Exactly, it’s going to be really interesting to see if they can actually work together.After some discussion Nidrah agrees to start the match for her team. Karlie, and Nikki argue with Spayde over who will start, finally Nikki and Karlie step through the ropes leaving Spayde to start the match. Spayde and Nidrah lock up. Spayde gains the advantage by kneeing Nidrah in the gut. Spayde clubs Nidrah across the back with a double axe handle, followed by an elbow to the back of the neck, Spayde hooks Nidrah by the head and delivers several knees to the face of Nidrah. Jimmy Garcia: The former cruiserweight champion starting off strong here tonight.Across the ring Azurine is staring daggers through Karlie. Jimmy Garcia: Azurie looks intense here tonight, and I know she can’t wait to get a piece of Karlie.JJ Biggs: I can understand that Jimmy, her mom, has apparently joined Karlie’s church.In the ring Spayde hooks and lifts Nidrah, vertically then falls back completing the suplex, Spayde floats over into a pin. One Kick out by Nidrah. Spayde lifts Nidrah and drags her into the corner, where Karlie and Nikki refuse to tag her. Spayde then slaps Nikki on the shoulder, forcing her to step into the ring, Nikki steps though the ropes and immediately tags Spayde back in. Spayde mouths something to Nikki then steps back in. The bickering has given Nidrah time to recover and she tackles Spayde to the mat and unloads with a series of punches, Spayde covers up, then reverses, she headbutts Nidrah then locks in an arm bar and wrenches violently on the arm. JJ Biggs: Spayde is looking to detach Nidrah’s arm from her body.Spayde continues to wrench the arm Nidrah pulls herself towards the ropes, she almost makes it before Spayde pulls her back. Nidrah continues to fight but looks like she’s about, her hand is headed towards the mat and about to tap before Azurine breaks up the submission. Spayde pulls Nidrah up, Nidrah kicks Spayde in the gut and drops her with a DDT. Nidrah goes for a pin. One kick out. Nidrah drags Spayde into the corner and tags in the newcomer Kasey Kash. Jimmy Garcia: In come the newcomer.Kash delivers a series of open hand slaps to the chest of Spayde, ten snapmares her out of the corner, and kicks her in the back Kash lifts Spayde up and attempts a Death Valley Driver. Spayde delivers a series of Elbow strikes to Kasey’s head forcing him to give up the attempt. Spayde delivers series strikes to the lower back of Kash, then hokks him and then delivers a series of rolling German suplexes, Spayde delivers a knee drop to Kash and drags him to the corner, she goes for a tag and gets nothing but air. She looks up and Karlie nor Nikki are on the apron instead they’re fighting on the outside with Pineapple Promenade. JJ Biggs: This match has broken down.Jimmy Garcia: Yeah it’s fallen apart like a Chinese motorcycle.Outside the ring Karlie and Azurine and throwing hands with malice intentions, while Nikki and Nidrah are trying to bitch slap each other back to the stone age. Inside the ring Kasey catches Spayde with a spinning back fist followed by a ripcord kappo kick. Kasey covers Spayde, but the ref is concentrating on the action outside the ring, Nidrah knees Nikki in the gut, Nikki follows with one of her own, Azurine nails Karlie with a hard open palm strike, other referees come out to try and get control. Inside the ring Spayde and Kasey are exchanging punches. The referees gain some order outside and the teams make their way to their corners. Inside the ring, Kash goes for an Irish whip, Spayde reverses and sends Kash into the ropes, Kash ducks Spayde’s clothesline attempt. Then double clothesline each other sending each other to the mat. Jimmy Garcia: Malfunction at the junction.Outside the ring RWB and pineapple charge at each other again, The referee again tries to break it up. The match ref slides out to try and maintain order pushing Azurine and Nidrah, meanwhile Karlie slipped into the ring. As Kasey is pulling himself up, Karlie nails him with Unsportsmanlike Conduct. Jimmy Garcia: Karlie connects with the vicious clothesline from hell.Karlie turns to Spayde and smirks, then steps out of the ring. Spayde gets to her feet. Boom. Nikki drops Spayde with a thunderous Brogue kick. JJ Biggs: What the hell, Nikki nearly took Spayde’s head off.Nikki smirks and slides out of the ring. Karlie motions to Tracy and Hilda, and they make their way up the ramp. Jimmy Garcia: Red, White and Bruised are abandoning Spayde.Spayde gets up and Vebbins rolls her up!! ONE!!
TWO!! THREE!! DING DING DING Jimmy Garcia: I don't even know if that was legal!!JJ Biggs: Who knows!!Jimmy Garcia: Red White and Bruised said Ffffff you to Spayde and they bounced!JJ Biggs: Karlie Nash does what Karlie Nash wants! Plain and simple!We fade into a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 12, 2021 23:44:24 GMT -5
Flop Segment
Nate Burleson is backstage in front of Action Wrestling's CruiserClash banner. Next to him his Flop. Nate Burleson: I'm here with Flop, tonight's challenger for the Cruiserweight Title. So, Flop, before we address the Title match, let's address the elephant in the room. Why did did you kill Norb Smalley. Flop: More like a Pygmy Hippo.Nate Burleson: Huh?Flop: Norb. Have you not seen him? He's more like a Pygmy Hippo than an Elephant.Nate Burleson: But why did you kill him?Flop: I told you, it was an accident. I meant to send D-Day a message but it got out of hand. He's dead, get over it.Nate Burleson: A little cold, Flop.Flop: I'm sure we'll see it warm up the closer we get to summer.Nate Burleson: And Derrick the Goat.Flop: He died.Nate Burleson: You killed him too?Flop: No, he just died. But I did eat him.Nate Burleson's mouth just hangs open. Nate Burleson: So... Ummm... Yeh... Your title shot?Flop: I'm going to win. Unless Regan wins. It's like the flip of a coin, heads or tails. One outcome or the other. Regan might be the Champion, but this is my Kingdom. I am the Last Man Standing. I am the lone remaining CruiserClash Original. On the 6th January 2020, hot on the heels of QDT's barely believable fourth title reign, CruiserClash debuted. I am the lone survivor of that day. A show I shaped, all the clay soldiers I moulded with my hands have fallen by the wayside or climbed down the ladder to Clash.
Sure, we've had some Action Heroes drop down like Red, White & Bruised and Teo. We've had some 201 & Fun babadooks like Jenson return to the scene. But I, alone, stand tall as the last bastion of CruiserClash. Every cunt failed to see what I was, what I was doing. They failed to heed my words. They just laughed because they thought I was a funny little thing, asking for Helicopters and playing with goats. Showering with former Champions, but let's be real had Derrick actually been able to get Geri pregnant with a real dick... I would've aborted it with a rusty coathanger, with a smile on my face and cockscomb on my head. And every single one of them would've lapped it up.Nate Burleson: Yeh. Thanks.Flop: Make no mistake, Nate. Tonight is my night and I am the Last Man Standing and I will rule my Kingdom.Flop walks away from Nate Burleson who standing mouth still agape in shocked silence.
Carter Shaw Segment
"Break My Baby" Echoes through the stadium as the camera rotates around. Seconds later, CJ Phoenix walks out and stops at the middle of the ramp, stretching his arms out while lowering his head. Adilene Floyd: Making his way to the ring, from Baton Rouge, Louisiana...weighing in at 201lbs...CJ PHOEEEEENIX!As the chorus begins, he raises up his head and his hands, directing them skyward. Then, he slowly lowers his arms and looks around at the arena. A sinister smile grows on his face as he walks to the ring. Once inside, he hops on the turnbuckle and looks around, breaking out in a maniacal laugh in the process. Jimmy Garcia: This is gonna be interesting, J.J. Do you think Carter Shaw cut the weight he needed to for this match?JJ Biggs: I guess we’ll see, we’ve got the scale in the ring and here come Jim Mud and Donald Deruty now!The Co-GMs come out to bear authoritative witness to the weigh in, Jim Mud having a blast with it as Deruty is still not pleased. CJ Phoenix has settled into the far corner of the ring, a look of focus in his lowered eyes. Jimmy Garcia: What does Shaw usually weigh again?JJ Biggs: I don’t know, 233? 235?Jimmy Garcia: And he had to cut to 201?!?! There’s no way.The lights dim as “Angry Heart” by Otherwise hits on the P.A. system, a hooded and cloaked Carter Shaw coming straight out from the back. All-In briefcase in hand, he hops around a bit on the stage before making his way straight into the ring. He looks around, Jim Mud giving a true standing ovation. He stretches out a bit as he faces the scale, an official standing right beside it. Shaw and Phoenix share a stare down, both with a hint of a smirk on their faces. Adilene Floyd: And his potential opponent, from Boston Massachusetts...he is MR. ALL IN, CARTER SHAAWWJJ Biggs: Moment of truth...let’s find out if this challenge was all for not.As the music dies out, we’re left with nothing but crowd murmur as Carter Shaw hands his briefcase to Mr. Mud. He removes the towel around his neck, the zipped up hoodie from his torso and leaves on his wrestling boots and trunks as he tosses the excess wardrobe aside. He stands in front of the scale, doing some deep breathing. Jimmy Garcia: Well, Shaw is looking very cut and shredded…JJ Biggs: Yeah, but he...he always looks like that. I don’t think he’s any smaller, do you?Jimmy Garcia: I don’t know, it’s possible he went from 3% body fat to 2%.Deruty grows impatient quickly as Shaw simply stands in front of the scale. Jim Mud is handed a microphone. Jim Mud: It’s official weigh in time! Mr. Shaw, if you’ll please step on the scale to see if you are eligible for this match.CJ Phoenix is also growing impatient in the corner, but stays out of the procedure. Shaw tilts his head out and steps up onto the scale, looking straight ahead as both Jim Mud and the official watch the digital reading begin to rise. 125- 141- 164- 182- 199 It flutters as Shaw lifts a foot up for some reason. Mud laughs and shakes his head at his Philidor compatriot, but the official reaches out to sturdy Shaw, requesting stillness. 194 201 212 222 229 230 231. As the numbers rise, Deruty gets annoyed as all hell, as CJ Phoenix just watches...Shaw and Mud smirk at each other. Official: Official weight for Carter Shaw, 231 pounds.Carter Shaw: That’s with the boots on.Jim Mud: There ya have it folks, Mr. All In lost 4 pounds!Donald Deruty: What is this, some kind of a joke?He now has a microphone of his own as CJ Phoenix watches through peering eyes, smart enough to know something’s up. Donald Deruty: Wha-Why did you go through the trouble of accepting this challenge if you weren’t gonna even try to cut the weight, Shaw? This match is hereby cancelled, Shaw is disqualified from competing on our show…Shaw and Mud are exchanging a quiet conversation as Shaw has hopped back off of the scale. He is now looking over his shoulder at CJ Phoenix. Jim Mud: Now, now, Deruty, Shaw did the best he could. I bet if he had a little bit more time…Mud’s tone is pure sarcasm as he hands the microphone over to Carter Shaw. He directs his words at CJ Phoenix. Carter Shaw: What, you think just weeks out of Havoc Rumble I’m gonna cut 30 pounds? No, no, no, that would not be the smart move, would it. What WOULD be the smart move is to make sure I have the pieces in place to make sure we get what we want anyways…Mud turns to the official in the ring and asks him kindly to leave the area. Donald Deruty: What’s going on here?Carter Shaw: Bossman, lay it down, let me stretch…Jim Mud steps to the middle of the ring, waving his arm towards the entrance stage. Jim Mud: Our little weight limit of 201 pounds here...well, it doesn’t mean you can’t compete here on CruiserClash...it simply disqualifies a match from going onto the record books, ya see? So what I can do as a true problem-solving, forward-thinking General Manager is…A man is walking down the entrance ramp, a black collared shirt on, black dress pants accompanying it. On the breast of the shirt, the blue Philidor Holdings logo is loud and clear. Jim Mud: Here’s your ref for this matchup, if we can clear the ring now, let’s have a match for a different set of books.Mud smiles wide as he tosses the microphone across the ring, Deruty fuming as he tries to stop it. Mud removes the scale from the ring as the Philidor referee has now entered. Shaw and Phoenix stare at each other from opposite corners, as Deruty quickly realizes there is nothing he can do but get caught in the crossfire. Jimmy Garcia: So...this match will happen but also ‘not happen’? Or it will...is this unsanctioned now? It doesn’t appear that CJ Phoenix cares much for the theatrics, he just wants to get his hands on Carter Shaw!JJ Biggs: Well...HERE WE GO?!
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 12, 2021 23:45:21 GMT -5
If Shaw Cuts Weight Carter Shaw vs. CJ Phoenix
The Philidor-appointed referee calls for the bell as Shaw nods at Phoenix. The two at first appear like they are going to tactfully approach each other, but suddenly charge each other like bulls to the center of the ring, right fists flying and connecting from both men! Jimmy Garcia: There’s alot of history here between these two with all of the issues and tension between Philidor and The Following!JJ Biggs: I think there’s alot of respect between these two as well. Great combo.Shaw starts to get the upper hand with the swinging fists, but Phoenix slips behind him and surprises him with a lifting takedown. The two chain wrestle for position a bit before ending in a clean break, facing off again in the ring. Shaw swings a fist, Phoenix catches it and wrenches the arm, spinning it fully and then pulling Shaw down with an arm drag. Shaw, from his knees, looks up at Phoenix with a respectful nod...before charging with a tackling takedown, getting a mount position and dropping STRONG blows down into Phoenix’s face and head. Jimmy Garcia: There’s that MMA expertise from Shaw, he’s really driving home those shots.JJ Biggs: It kinda...looks like this “Philidor” ref is rooting for it, doesn’t it?Shaw releases the power position, but only to pull CJ Phoenix up to his feet with him and toss him back down with a releasing snap suplex! Phoenix pulls himself to his feet in the corner and Shaw charges, looking for a body splash, but Phoenix dodges as Shaw crashes into the turnbuckle pads. Phoenix grabs his head from behind and pulls him down with a Reverse DDT. Jimmy Garcia: Such an interesting dynamic, the crowd doesn’t love either of these two, that’s for sure, but they are loving seeing them go at it.Shaw gets up to his feet but Phoenix is already hitting the far ropes, sending a flying dropkick into the chest of Shaw! He stumbles backwards through the ropes and finds himself on the apron. He shakes it off, pulling himself up with the top rope but immediately gets hit with SUPERKICK that sends him backwards to the outside floor! He manages to stay on his feet, stumbling backwards into the barricade as he is clearly now rocked. He leans forward, clutching at his jaw...and looks up to see Phoenix STILL HASNT STOPPED RUNNING, CJ hitting the far ropes again and flying THROUGH the ropes, crashing hard into Shaw with a Suicide Dive! Jimmy Garcia: CJ Phoenix with an ONSLAUGHT!JJ Biggs: That’s smart, staying as aggressive as possible and using that incredible aerial game to bring Shaw down over and over!Phoenix is pumped up, lifting Shaw slowly to his feet on the outside. The referee hasn’t even bothered to start a count, simply watching from above. Phoenix goes to toss Shaw in, but Shaw grabs hold, lifting Phoenix up in a Back Suplex movement only to drop the back of his head onto the top of the barricade with a thud! Jimmy Garcia: Shaw using the environment to his advantage there!With the grab of the shoulders, Shaw tosses CJ into the edge of the ring canvas to follow it up as both men make their way back into the ring a bit worse for wear. As the two fight for their bearings, Shaw seems to find them first and goes on the attack, sending hard stomps into Phoenix’s side before lifting him and whipping him into the corner. He follows right behind and hits a few sharp back elbows before gearing up fists and ripping rights and lefts into the ribs of Phoenix. Jimmy Garcia: Shaw is locked in now, he’s looking to tear Phoenix apart with those fists.JJ Biggs: The specialty again. Shaw is a fighter, this is exactly what he loves to bring to the table.Jimmy Garcia: I’m torn on how to feel here, JJ. On one hand, it’s great to see these two go at it but on the other hand...this match shouldn’t even be happening! Shaw didn’t even TRY to cut weight for this.A few knife edge chops ring out through the arena, and when Shaw follows it up with a jumping knee that connects flush with Phoenix’s jaw, CJ is out on his feet. Shaw hoists him up to the top rope for a seat and follows him up, peering out to the crowd before getting that suplex position ready… Jimmy Garcia: oh NO, PHOENIX IS UP!JJ Biggs: AAANNDDD...CONCUSSION PROTOCOL!Shaw DROPS Phoenix head first upon the top turnbuckle with the Concussion Protocol brainbustah, sending him tumbling lifeless to the canvas. Shaw points out to the crowd with a momentary pose before rolling to the mat and going for the COVER! The Philidor-Referee hops to his knees to count… 1… 2… NO! Phoenix fires a shoulder up, despite the ref’s slightly accelerated count! Shaw sits back and nods in appreciation. Jimmy Garcia: I thought for sure Phoenix was completely unconscious after that one!Shaw is smirking on his next approach, seemingly happy with Phoenix’s kick out...however, that appreciation fades into intensity as he wraps up Phoenix’s legs, pulls up and back and with a placed knee, locks in the PHILIDOR HOLD! Phoenix begins reaching out immediately, letting out a roar of pain. Jimmy Garcia: Shaw is looking for the tap out now! The Philidor Hold is locked in!JJ Biggs: This submission has won Shaw some matches in his career for sure, this isn’t just some wear down! He’s looking for that W, whatever that W even will mean.Shaw rears back as Phoenix is inches away from the ropes but can’t make the reach. He’s struggling, clenching his fists to keep from any tapout instinct. Dropping his head into the mat, Shaw looks down and over, saying some words his way to add insult. Jimmy Garcia: Phoenix isn’t looking like he’s able to get out of this!JJ Biggs: Look at Shaw, just talkin’ to him while wrenching his body in half. Is there anything more Philidor than that?Jimmy Garcia: Is there anything more Following than the fact that CJ Phoenix hasn’t even THOUGHT about tapping out?JJ Biggs: But LOOK! LOOK AT CJ!Phoenix begins to wildly shimmy his body, Shaw losing a bit of balance and naturally, control of the hold as well as Phoenix manages to reach and grab hold of the bottom rope! Shaw looks back to see the rope break...but the referee has nothing to say on the matter. Shaw holds the move on for a few more moments but eventually drops the legs and honors the rule that the ref is clearly not there to enforce. Jimmy Garcia: Who the hell is this referee?JJ Biggs: Clearly a fine Philidor employee, conveniently forgetting how wrestling works.Shaw backs away a bit as he lets Phoenix attempt to recover on his own. He does, slowly, pull himself up to his feet, his back clearly knotting up nicely. He stands tall and takes a few steps out towards Shaw, and the two exchange a staredown… Jimmy Garcia: What are they doing?CJ Phoenix smiles...Shaw slowly smirks...CJ Phoenix begins laughing wildly, Shaw’s chest bouncing in a bit of a chuckle himself… JJ Biggs: Well I guess they’re having fun.A few words are exchanged across the ring before the two come to the middle of the ring again. Shaw approaches with confidence as Phoenix limps a bit...but Phoenix grabs control of Shaw and tosses him up and over with an Exploder Suplex! Shaw rolls up to his feet and turns around to get DRILLED by the Decapitator clothesline by CJ Phoenix! Jimmy Garcia: Oh...Oh my god, here comes PHOENIX.JJ Biggs: You’re representing CruiserClash at this point, CJ, LET’S GO!Shaw almost does a backflip from the impact as he gets back up to his feet, slower this time. He takes a few steps forward only to get a SPEAR for his troubles, CJ hitting The Javelin! Shaw is crumpled into the low corner as CJ Phoenix gets up, fired up with momentum. Shaw crawls a few movements away from the turnbuckle, waving on some more...and CJ Phoenix ANSWERS with THE PYROPISTON, PUNT KICKING Shaw out cold! Jimmy Garcia: OH MY GOD HE’S GONNA DO IT! HE’S GOT HIM!CJ Phoenix pulls Shaw’s body away from the ropes a bit before hooking the leg… Hooking the leg… Hooking the leg… Phoenix looks up and over his shoulder as the Philidor Referee simply stands there with his hands on his hips. The surrounding situation settles back into CJ’s awareness, who slowly gets off of Shaw, but not without making sure he held atLEAST a 3 count worth of time on him. Jimmy Garcia: OH COME ON! Jim Mud and Shaw are gonna go through all this trouble to get a referee from Philidor to call this match...just to have him not be a ref?JJ Biggs: To be fair Jimmy...there was nothing really established here to say that this was even a match. Atleast nothing sanctioned.CJ Phoenix is now standing and slowly walking closer and closer to getting in the face of the referee. He stares him down, all the while holding a wide smile on his face. With a quick wave of the arms, Phoenix questions the point outloud. Jimmy Garcia: CJ Phoenix had Carter Shaw beat, dead to rights, we all saw it!Phoenix eventually turns around only to get CLOCKED in the face by Carter Shaw’s All-In briefcase. Shaw uses the forward momentum from the impact to keep walking, rolling through the middle ropes and ending up outside, the Philidor Referee hopping out as well but requesting a microphone, while he calls over for the bell to be rung again to ‘end the match’. Adilene Floyd: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner of this Carter Shaw/ CJ Phoenix match is.....CRUISERCLASH!Shaw is making his way up the ramp, walking backwards as CJ Phoenix and he maintain eye contact the entire time, Phoenix now seated upright in the ring with a hand to his temple. Jimmy Garcia: Well don’t they just feel like such a special attraction.JJ Biggs: Whatever this all just was, Jimmy...I’m sorta glad it happened.Jimmy Garcia: THIS is what Jim Mud’s CruiserClash is, JJ. Just self-indulgent chaos.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 12, 2021 23:46:37 GMT -5
Jim Mud Segment
We come back to CruiserClash and we see Jim Mud walking down the hallway frustrated.. Nate Burleson: Mud! Mud! Assistant GM Mud!Mud finally stops and looks at Nate like a sack of shit. Jim Mud: What?Nate Burleson: We're all dying to know.. the main event is the Cruiserweight Championship match and it's coming up next.. but we're all wondering is it a street fight or a regular match?Jim Mud: Funny, because we've been arguing all day. But since I guess he left the building it's up to me. Hm. Regan Voorhees is going to defending the Cruiserweight Championship against Flop in tonights main event.. IN A STREET FIGHT!The crowd pops. Nate Burleson: Wow, Thanks Ji-Jim Mud: I'm not done. I listened to what D-Day had to say earlier about Flop and perhaps I was too mean about that whole situation so I'll add this. If Flop loses, he can never compete for the Cruiserweight Championship ever again!The crowd pops. Nate Burleson: WOW!Everyone is shocked. Jim Mud: You know what? Next week should be big. Should be good. It is the 40th episode of CruiserClash and thats pretty neat or something so Two Gents will get their Tag Team Championship match next week against The Gate Crashers!Nate Burleson: Oh, wow, Mud that-Jim Mud: I don't care for either of those stupid tag teams, so lets make it a two out of three falls match. Whichever team can beat the other two times is the Tag Team Champions. Sounds fun. Sounds dumb. Lets do it!Nate Burleson: Wow, Mud, I'm so speechless but now I have to ask you about that main event next week.Jim Mud: The Cruiserweight Championship match?Nate Burleson: No, sir, I'm talking about you and D-Day in a match with your assistant job on the line!Jim Mud: Hmm, doesn't seem to ring a bell.Nate Burleson: Well, you just-Jim Mud: Listen.. Deruty was being sensitive and he said things he didn't mean. I mean look at what I just did. I made next weeks episode special just for him! He'll see that and we won't do the match. He's going to cancel that match, I promise.Nate Burleson: Oh, okay.Jim Mud: Yeah, sorry, Nate, you're stuck with me for a bit longer. Haha!Mud doesn't seem that confident but he walks off anyway. The scene fades out.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 12, 2021 23:53:26 GMT -5
Main Event
Street Fight Flop vs. Regan Voorhees(c)
Sickman by Alice in Chains begins to play over the Arena PA, the lights drop out and remain off for a few minutes as the song plays. When the music finishes, the lights in the Arena come back on and Flop is standing uncomfortably close to Adeline Floyd with a mischievous smirk on his face. Jimmy Garcia: Oh god, welp, he's in the ring!JJ Biggs: He's so insane and strange.A gunshot echoes across the arena, followed by a second of silence before “Leader of the Pack” kicks in. A red glow bathes the arena, a single crimson spotlight tracking on the entryway over Regan Voorhees. The Duchess of Pork stands with her head bowed, a translucent white raincoat over her ring gear. Behind her back, she clutches a red croquet mallet. Regan looks up, eyes glinting with malice, as she glares at the ring. Her right hand pulls back the hood of her raincoat, revealing a mane of shoulder length blond hair. The croquet mallet dangles in her left hand for a moment, before she positions it over her shoulder and begins her walk to the ring. She glances occasionally to the crowd before turning her eyes away in abject disgust. At ringside, she climbs the steps and steps through the ropes. Giving her mallet a kiss for luck, she twirls it in her fingers before resting it across her shoulder once again. A wicked grin creeps across as her lips as she poses for the crowd, before advancing to her corner. Jimmy Garcia: Here she is! Our Cruiserweight Champion, like it or not!JJ Biggs: I like it!DING DING DING Flop rushes across the ring but Regan swings the belt around like a fucking ball and chain! Flop studders back and sits down on his ass and Regan tries to use the belt like a ball and chain downwards onto him but Flop rolls out of the ring and Regan drops the belt! Regan hits the ropes and rushes across the ring with a suicide dive through the ropes onto Flop taking both of them down right in front of the announcers table! Jimmy Garcia: Oh god, they're in front of us!Flop gets up and comes over for a clothesline but Regan ducks and catches the arm and hits a spinning neckbreaker on the outside! JJ Biggs: Oh wow, what a move!Regan gets up and kicks the top steel steps apart! She moves them out of the way but keeps the base of the steel steps where they are. She takes a few steps away and then rushes back and jumps off the base of the steps hitting an elevated spear into Flop taking him right back down! Jimmy Garcia: Wow! She's going for the guts tonight!JJ Biggs: The Champion wants to keep that belt!Regan picks up Flop and smashes his head onto the announcers table. She picks him up but he floats behind her and shoves her into the table hip first! She bends over in pain and Flop jumps up and kicks her in the middle of the back sending her over the table onto the laps of the announcers!! JJ Biggs: Look out!!Jimmy Garcia: We got the Cruiserweight Champion right here!!Flop dives over the table and just lets loose with a bunch of lefts and rights as both he and the Champion drop down onto the floor where the chairs/announcers sit. She crawls away and back to the ring as Flop stalks her. He picks up the steel steps and hits them across her back!! Regan falls down to the mats!! Jimmy Garcia: Jesus!! Its all legal, remember!!JJ Biggs: My god!!Regan grabs the announcers table and starts to pull herself up and she finally gets to standing when Flop rushes over when the steps and .. Jimmy Garcia: LOOK OUT!!Flop SMASHES the steps into her head knocking her off her feet and up onto the announcers table!! JJ Biggs: GOD DAMN!! WHAT A SHOT!!Flop drops the steps and gets onto the apron and looks back at Regan. Jimmy Garcia: Whats he thinking here?!Flop climbs up the turnbuckles and stands up on top!! JJ Biggs: GET DOWN FROM THERE!!Flop leaps into the air AND HITS A FROG SPLASH FROM THE TOP ROPE TO REGAN VOORHEES AND THEY CRASH THROUGH THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE!! Jimmy Garcia: MY GOD A THUNDEROUS FROG SPLASH FROM THE CHALLENGER SENDS BOTH OF THEM THROUGH OUR TABLE!!JJ Biggs: THIS IS NOT GOOD!!Flop is rolling around holding his ribs as we see a shot of Regan who is out cold with her forehead a bit bloody. Jimmy Garcia: She's got color!! This is not good for the Champion!!Flop picks up Regan by the back of her head and rolls her into the ring! Regan is just as lifeless though. Flop rolls in and crawls slowly towards her and then gets on top of her back. Flop lifts her head up by pulling up on her hair and Regan is out with blood sliding down her face.. Flop runs his thumb across her throat.. Jimmy Garcia: OH MY GOD COME ON!!Flop pulls her head back with the knee in her neck trying to get her to tap!! The ref is right there to see the submission!! Jimmy Garcia: Not this way!!Flop has lost his mind and is just laughing uncontrollably through all of this. JJ Biggs: Come on!!The ref raises Regans arm! It drops! ONE!! He raises it again.. Jimmy Garcia: No way!!it drops! TWO!! He raises it again! JJ Biggs: THIS CAN'T BE!!Regans arm stays up!! The crowd pops as Flop stops laughing.. Regan slams her fist down and rolls back pinning Flop!! ONE! TWO! FLOP KICKS OUT!! Regan gets onto the canvas and pulls her self up and Flop rushes over with a punt kick! Jimmy Garcia: OH MY GOD!!SWING AND A MISS THO!! Flop turns around and Regan jumps up and hits PAYDIRT crashing Flops face onto the cavnas!! JJ Biggs: SHE HAS HIM DOWN!!Regan rolls to her stomach and grabs the ropes to try and get to her feet.. Flop is stumbling up! Regan goes for a kick to the gut but Flop catches it and spins her around but she goes for a clothesline and Flop ducks underneath and hits the ropes! He goes for a jumping crossbody but Regan ducks and FLOP CROSSBODIES THE REF!! Jimmy Garcia: OH NO!!The ref goes down and rolls out of the ring!! JJ Biggs: Its a street fight.. but we need a ref!!Flop gets up and Regan goes for her finisher but Flop knees her in the gut! He picks her up and hits a powerbomb! He pins!! THE CROWD BOOS AS JIM MUD RUNS DOWN THE RAMP!! Jimmy Garcia: HERE COMES THE ASSISTANT GENERAL MANAGER!!Mud slides into the ring!! ONE!! TWO!! THREE- REGAN KICKS OUT!! Jimmy Garcia: SHE KICKED OUT!! SHE KICKED OUT!!JJ Biggs: I thought Flop had her!Mud stands up and is telling everyone he's the official ref now for the time being. Flop picks up Regan and grabs her by the hair and pulls her in but Regan spins out of it! Flop goes for a clothesline but Regan ducks and Regan hits a neckbreaker sending Flop down onto the canvas! Regan gets back to her feet as Flop stumbles up and Regan hits THE BELLE-RINGER!! Jimmy Garcia: BELLE RINGER ITS OVER!!Regan pins!! ONE!! TWO!! THREE- FLOP GETS A SHOULDER UP!! Jimmy Garcia: DID HE?!! DID HE?!JJ Biggs: HE DID!! MUD IS ACTUALLY BEING PARTIAL!!Regan can't argue with the count but she picks up Flop and goes for the Hammerlock DDT but Flop rolls onto the canvas and grabs the Championship belt in the corner! He goes to use it but Regan ducks and Flop turns around and Regan kicks Flop into the gut and he drops the belt! Regan goes for the Hammerlock DDT one more time but Flop hits a NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX!! HE BRIDGES THE PIN!! ONE!! TWO!! THRE- REGAN KICKS OUT!! Mud tells us it was close, but it was a two count!! All of a sudden the ActionTron lights up and we see the same black SUV pull up screeching it's tires!! D-Day pops out of the back door!! He's yelling "MUD!! COME ON!!" and making his way to the ring! He shoves passed a cameraman knocking him down and the feed cuts! Jimmy Garcia: WAIT IS D-DAY COMING OUT HERE?!JJ Biggs: I thought he left the arena earlier?!Jimmy Garcia: WELL HES BACK I GUESS!!All of a sudden we see D-Day making his way through the curtain and the crowd pops!! D-Day is making his way down the ramp and Mud is yelling at him to stop! D-Day gets to the ring apron and is demanding Mud to get out of the ring! Mud is yelling back that he can control this! He's doing the right thing! D-Day stops arguing.. Jimmy Garcia: Where is he going?!Regan is up and she rolls Flop up!! ONE!! TWO!! Flop kicks out!! Regan gets to her feet but Flop and Regan hit a double clothesline knocking both of them down! Mud looks over at D-Day who is telling Adilene Floyd something! Jimmy Garcia: What the hell is happening now?!Adilene Floyd: Ladies and gentlemen, the General Manger just informed me this match will continue but it's REGULAR MATCH rules! This is no longer a street fight!The crowd sort of boos as Mud is yelling at D-Day to stop being so chaotic! JJ Biggs: Deruty is making this confusing!Jimmy Garcia: This was confusing from the get-go!D-Day and Mud keeps arguing as D-Day stands firm on the outside of the ring yelling into the ring at Jim Mud! Flop rolls over and grabs the Cruiserweight Championship from the corner of the ring!! Before he can stand up with it Jim Mud is right there and grabs the Championship belt!! D-Day slides into the ring! Jimmy Garcia: Mud isn't letting Flop use the belt!!Flop lets go and Mud stumbles around and SMASHES THE BELT INTO DERUTYS FACE!! JJ Biggs: OH SHIT!!The crowd GASPS and stands up!! Mud looks so SHOCKED!! Flop turns around.. Regan hits The Abattoir!! Jimmy Garcia: D-DAY IS DOWN!!JJ Biggs: THE ABATTOIR!!Jimmy Garcia: OH MY GOD!!Regan pins Flop! Mud is trying to help D-Day up! The original ref slides in! One! Jimmy Garcia: Is this it?!Two!! THREE!! DING DING DING Jimmy Garcia: REGAN RETAINS THE CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!JJ Biggs: THAT MEANS FLOP CAN'T COMPETE FOR THE TITLE ANY MORE!!Jimmy Garcia: BUT WHAT ABOUT D-DAY AND JIM MUD?!Regan gets up as the ref raises her hand and she clutches the Cruiserweight Championship and rolls out of the ring. Flop is already outside the ring trying to shake the cobwebs. We see Mud trying to help D-Day who is pissed and swatting away at his hands. Jimmy Garcia: What about next week? The 40th episode of CruiserClash!JJ Biggs: We're on the road to Evolution.. with Havoc just around the corner.. and we have a huge problem with our General Manager / front office!!Jimmy Garcia: We're out of time! We'll see you next week!The scene fades with Mud still arguing with D-Day..
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