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Post by Action Reel on Apr 5, 2021 23:30:42 GMT -5
We see a black SUV pull up. D-Day hops out of the back seat. The crowd pops! Jimmy Garcia: Our General Manager is finally back!! He looks healthy!!JJ Biggs: Well, he had to be healthy!! He announced at Timebomb that he's going to be in the Havoc Rumble!!D-Day walks through the back door, bypasses security and gets to his office door. He takes a deep breath and kicks it open. Jim Mud turns around all smiles. Jim Mud: DERUTY!! HOW THE HELL ARE YA?!D-Day walks in frustrated and ready to yell. Donald Deruty: You're DONE here. Get the hell out! I'm in CHARGE!!The crowd pops. D-Days phone rings. Jim Mud stands unwaivered but still smiling. Jim Mud: You should answer that.D-Day pulls his phone out and answers it. D-Day agrees and nods to whoever is on the other line. The blood in Days face is flushed out. Donald Deruty: Sir, what?Whoever is on the other line continues talking. Donald Deruty: He's WHAT?! MY ASSISTANT!?The crowd boos. Donald Deruty: SIR, YOU HAVE TO BE SHITTING ME?!Mud smiles and walks passed.. Jim Mud: I'm excited for this partnership.D-Day hangs up the phone as Mud leaves the office. Jimmy Garcia: Wait!! Who was Deruty talking to? Torture?! Is Mud his assistant!?JJ Biggs: I think thats what just happened!!Jimmy Garcia: But why?! No way Philidor Holdings can have THIS much of a strangelhold on Action Wrestling!?JJ Biggs: Oh my god..We fade into our first commercial as Deruty looks shocked..
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 5, 2021 23:31:03 GMT -5
Hall of Famer Kata-Pult vs. Wade Brilliant
Wade Brilliant is already in the ring as we cut to the ring. "Hall of Fame" by The Script plays and the crowd jeers as a red carpet is rolled out down the ramp and an exuberant amount of pyros and fireworks go off up and down the aisle and on the ramp and on the ring posts and even up in the rafters. It's as if Katta Pault has won the world title or something. She walks out decked in her wrestling singlet attire with towel draped across her strong shoulders. She's carrying the huge Hall of Fame award with her and shows it off along with her gold medal. The crowd gives her shit for what they perceive as her unearned HOF accolade as she enters the ring, sets her goodies down, and begins warming up. Jimmy Garcia: Katta-Pult has disgusted both fans and wrestlers alike with her undeserved announcement of entering the Action Wrestling Hall of Fame later this year.JJ Biggs: Yeah and I think Wade Brilliant is taking offense to it as well by the look on his face.The referee signals for the bell to begin the match. Wade runs across the ring and clotheslines Katta to the mat and starts laying in rights to Katta. He whips her across the ring, but misses with another clothesline and Katta takes him down with a forearm smash. Katta runs across the ring and nearly spears Wade out of his boots as he gets to his feet. Katta grabs Wade and executes a fisherman suplex brainbuster!! Jimmy Garcia: WELCOME TO THE HALL OF FAME TO WADE BRILLIANT!!JJ Biggs: Katta hooks the leg!!ONEEE!!! TWOOO!! THREE!!! DING DING DING "Hall of Fame" by The Script plays as Katta hops to her feet, victorious. Jimmy Garcia: Decisive victory by Katta Pult here tonight!JJ Biggs: I don’t think Wade was even ready!
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 5, 2021 23:31:43 GMT -5
Following The All-In..
Backstage, CJ Phoenix is walking briskly through the hallway of the Bourbon Arena. The crowd audibly boos from in the arena, but CJ is unaffected as he hypes himself up for his pending match with Masuda Teijin. Muscles flexed, eyes focused, he turns the corner and stops on a dime, his eyebrows drawing down immediately. CJ Phoenix: ...What the hell are you doin’ here?With a spin of the camera, we see that none other than CARTER SHAW is standing in the hallway in front of him, leaning a shoulder against the wall. Eyes up and alert, Shaw simply smirks as he stands tall off the wall. Carter Shaw: I guess you could say I’m scouting, Mr. Phoenix.CJ Phoenix: Yeah, we get it. Philidor, just trying to stamp its name all over CruiserClash at this point, huh? Wherever you can find more corporate spotlight.Carter Shaw: Now that’s not fair, is it really any different than The Following? Spending weeks showing up on CruiserClash, seeking out their new blood? The ‘stamp’ of Dandy and Kemp is fine but Mud getting a bit of management experience and my enjoyment of watching great talent makes us oh-so-wicked? Come on, that’s the kind of hypocrisy that you should just leave for your boy Kemp to shine with.CJ’s fists visually tighten at Shaw’s words. CJ Phoenix: How about you go scout old tapes of yourself and try to remember what it’s like not to be a complete piece of shit.Carter Shaw: I’d rather scout you, CJ. Hell, I feel like I’ve already scouted you. When I got the grand tour of your Following compound, I got to see many things. I got to see that Kyle Kemp has a nice, cozy office where he draws up his blueprints of world domination, one self-improvement at a time. I got to see Dandy lurk hallways, staring angrily at anybody he’s not comfortable being around. And I got to see you...training your ass off in a ring. Putting the work in, constantly, to genuinely become a better you.CJ Phoenix: You’re lucky I was busy, by the sounds of it. I woulda been right next to Dandy questioning every move you made.Carter Shaw: Philidor could do wonders for you, Mr. Phoenix. You already have the drive, the passion...The Following’s taking credit for that, but it’s been your forte all along. Philidor isn’t looking to take credit for that kind of thing. Just support it. Endorse it.There’s a few moments of silence between the two, as their eyes are locked on one another. From behind Shaw, down the hallway, approach both Jim Mud and Donald Deruty. Mud speaks through a big smile on his face as Deruty is angrily reacting to whatever is being said. CJ Phoenix: Why don’t you go back to your B show and let the real athletes work?Phoenix’s voice has raised in volume, drawing the attention of both of the ‘authority figures’ as they approach. Deputy’s scowl deepens at the sight of Carter Shaw; Jim Mud the opposite as both Mud and Shaw slap hands and reel in a half-hug. Jim Mud: I just knew you’d make friends off the jump, Shaw.Donald Deruty: What the hell are you doin’ here, Shaw? Give me a damn break…Shaw puts his hands up, innocently, as CJ Phoenix has not stopped staring a hole through Shaw’s skull. Carter Shaw: Just a spectator, Deruty. Nothin’ to be concerned about…CJ Phoenix: You don’t know how to just spectate anything but your own group’s success, Shaw. You’ve become just as vanilla as anyone, except you get to walk around carrying a briefcase that doesn’t even really belong to you at this point.Shaw slow-turns his head from his Philidor brethren Mud to face Phoenix. A look of anger, only for a moment, passes to another half-smirk. Carter Shaw: Man, you Following guys are so sensitive to your territory, ain’tcha? You couldn’t lace my boots, bitch...second thought, you could totally lace my boots, but you’d have to then step away and ask Kyle Kemp to show you how to tie a knot to finish the job.Phoenix steps forward fast to get RIGHT UP in Shaw’s face, but both Mud and Deruty get in between them with exact opposite reactions to the interaction. Jim Mud: Alright, CHILL guys, jeez. CJ, unbunch your panties and go get ready to take on Masuda.CJ Phoenix: I don’t just want my match against Masuda tonight, I want a match against Shaw. Give me a match with your boy over here.Mud smiles wide as he continues to ‘hold back’ Shaw, who hasn’t budged an inch in any direction. Donald Deruty: This stops now. Shaw? Please respect our show here. If you want to watch? Do so from your quaint Philidor Lounge or find a monitor. CJ? Don’t let these guys get to you, they’re nothin’ but needles…He side-eyes Jim Mud. Donald Deruty: Designed to get under your skin.CJ Phoenix: Give me a match against this guy, next week!Carter Shaw: On CruiserClash? Now you’re inviting me back onto your turf? Man, you Following guys are confusing…CJ Phoenix: Yeah, on CruiserClash.Jim Mud: DONE!There’s surprisingly a loud reaction from the crowd in the arena as Deruty’s head practically spins around on its axis. Donald Deruty: No, no, NO! This is CruiserClash, we have at least SOME rules that still hold life. We can’t just have Clash guys and CruiserClash guys flip-flopping shows and fighting all over the place. We have rules, we have a…Jim Mud: Weight limit.Donald Deruty: Yes, we have a weight limit…Mud looks slyly over to Shaw. Jim Mud: You’re pretty damn good at cuttin’ weight, ain’tcha Shaw?Carter Shaw: I’ve done it a time or ten.As Shaw responds, he stares daggers back at Phoenix as the tension between the two continues to grow. Carter Shaw: and I’d be more than happy to get in the ring with Mr. Phoenix here. And abide by all the CruiserClash guidelines to do so…CJ Phoenix: Cut that damn Philidor anchor off your ankle, Shaw, you’d be 20 pounds lighter from the get-go.Jim Mud: It’s settled then. NEXT WEEK on CruiserClash, CJ Phoenix Vs Carter Shaw!!Donald Deruty: Shaw, you’re weighing in right before the match. If you don’t make weight...then this match is NOT happening.Shaw nods at Deruty as Donald continues his way down the hall. Mud fistbumps Shaw before he is also off. Shaw and Phoenix, standing across from one another, square shoulders for a moment before Shaw leans back up against the wall and holds a hand out to invite Phoenix to carry on. Carter Shaw: Good luck against Masuda, C.J. Don’t worry. I’ll be scouting.CJ Phoenix shakes his head slowly before heading off for final preparation. Shaw flashes a final smirk as the cameras cut back to the live feed at ringside.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 5, 2021 23:32:05 GMT -5
Masuda Teijin vs. CJ Phoenix
Pulses of light flashbang the arena before going completely dark. “Kikotei” by King Gnu power chords brings a somber yet focused Masuda Teijin to the stage. Fans cheer as he makes his appearance on the ramp while lights remain low like a platinum dusk. Teijin wears a black-silver coat studded by miscellaneous bits of metal shaped like skulls and spines. Bursts of blinding white pyro fire off around him at the first break into its rapid chorus. He doesn't budge. Adilene Floyd: On his way to the ring by Yokohama, Japan… weighing 200 pounds… Masuda Teijin!Tejin walks slow but assuredly to the apron but stops to take in the chorus. His messy mounds of golden hair glisten in the limelight. Teijin circles around for a flyby of the commentary table, letting his open coat ripple by them. He then hops onto the apron with a couple spins to where he’s leaning off ropes for a smug pose towards a disapproving audience. Ducking and stepping into the ring to the ring’s center, he begins a final presentation—exacerbated by boos and the song’s droning chorus—ends with him goading more hatred with summoning waves. He then disrobes to his ring gear and leans in his corner for everything to begin. Jimmy Garcia: We last saw Masuda a couple of weeks ago in a narrow loss to Tsukiko.JJ Biggs: Yeah, but this is a new month and a new set of opportunities for Mr. Teijin!"Break My Baby" Echoes through the stadium as the camera rotates around. Seconds later, CJ Phoenix walks out and stops at the middle of the ramp, stretching his arms out while lowering his head. Adilene Floyd: Making his way to the ring, from Baton Rouge, Louisiana...weighing in at 201lbs...CJ Phoenix!As the chorus begins, he raises up his head and his hands, directing them skyward. Then, he slowly lowers his arms and looks around at the arena. A sinister smile grows on his face as he walks to the ring. Once inside, he hops on the turnbuckle and looks around, breaking out in a maniacal laugh in the process. JJ Biggs: Last week at Timebomb, CJ was SO CLOSE to winning a shot at the Cruiserweight title.Jimmy Garcia: Yeah, but he can put himself in that position with a win over fellow veteran Masuda Teijin here tonight!The referee signals for the bell to begin. Masuda forces CJ into the corner with some hard chops and delivers a headbutt. Masuda grabs CJ by the head and leaps off the second turnbuckle with a tornado DDT. CJ quickly bails out of the ring. Masuda follows him up but receives a spinning wheel kick. CJ takes Masuda down with an enziguri and slides into the ring. CJ runs the ropes as Masuda gets up rubbing his head only to be taken down again by a suicide dive from CJ Phoenix! Jimmy Garcia: Some fire from both of these competitors so far, JJ!JJ Biggs: Yeah! Both of them want to start off the month on a high note with a win!CJ rolls Masuda into the ring and drops him with an exploder suplex before going for the pin! ONEEE!! T--NOOO! Masuda kicks out quickly. Both men are on their feet. CJ goes for a clothesline, but Masuda drops him into an armbar! CJ makes it to the ropes where Masuda is forced to release the hold. Masuda sends CJ flying with a Saito suplex before going up top and nailing an asai moonsault! Masuda hits some stiff clotheslines before setting up a stalling Saito suplex!! JJ Biggs: Masuda with the suplex and he bridges for the pin!!Jimmy Garcia: This could be it right here, JJ!ONEEE!! TWOOO!! THR--NOOOO! CJ gets the shoulder up! Masuda whips CJ across the ring, but CJ reverses it and catches Masuda for a powerslam! CJ locks in a Boston Crab, but Masuda slowly pulls the pair over to the ropes, forcing CJ to release the hold. CJ scoop slams Masuda before going up top and nailing a moonsault! CJ stalks Masuda, waiting for him to get up before nearly taking him out of his boots WITH A TALON KICK!! JJ Biggs: TALEN KICK TO MASUDA TEIJIN!!Jimmy Garcia: CJ has the leg hooked!!ONEEE!! TWOOO!! THREE!! DING DING DING JJ Biggs: What a win!! CJ Phoenix is victorious here!Jimmy Garcia: Who look who it is!Shaw is backstage looking at a monitor and he smiles wide. Phoenix notices from inside the ring and smirks. Jimmy Garcia: If it happens, next week, wow, CruiserClash could be the show of the year!!We fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 5, 2021 23:32:54 GMT -5
#1 Contender CW Tag Team Championships Two Gents vs. Pineapple Promenade JJ Biggs: Are we still live?Jimmy Garcia: Uhh… yeah…JJ Biggs: Just checking. The sheet says Two Gents versus Pineapple Promenade.Jimmy Garcia: They've had a number of battles, and some including other teams. It was only a few weeks ago that Two Gents won the Cruiserweight Tag Team Championship from them in a cage match.JJ Biggs: Then the Gatecrashers won the titles by pinning… Nidrah… right?Jimmy Garcia: Of course. You were there.JJ Biggs: Sorry if I don't scribble notes like you do. Geez.Adilene Floyd: The following match is scheduled for one fall… and the winning team will be the number one contenders for the Action Wrestling Cruiserweight Tag Team Championship.The fans cheer. Radio Gaga plays and Azurine Vebbins and Nidrah come out and fives the fans and do their respective poses. JJ Biggs: How does Adilene still have a job?! She's so inconsistent!Jimmy Garcia: She wandered off. Again. This is ridiculous.Suddenly, and without warning, the sound of trumpet fanfare echoes throughout the arena, as though a monarch is about to enter into a throne room. The brassy sound echoes on the final note, before giving way to Shining Star by Earth Wind and Fire. Jimmy Garcia: I love this song.And it is here that the two gents finally make their appearance... Standing on the ramp together they hold up their hands, shaking their hand in time to the opening riff of the song., the crowd hushes in anticipation as the BWAH of the first trumpet hits. The gents fist bump at this precise moment, triggering two confetti cannons which shoot into the crowd at the same time. JJ Biggs: A couple of heels shooting on the crowd! Vintage Two Gents!Jimmy Garcia: That's not at all what's happening here.They grin and soak in the atmosphere as one of Jenson's LARPing crew walks towards them with a brace of t-shirt cannons on a cushion. He bows in front of the stars as Teo and Jenson take the cannons then start walking toward the ring, shooting t-shirts into the crowd, forwarded by more confetti and ribbons, showerng the crowd with gifts and paper. Jimmy Garcia: Every week, I pray for them to shoot a t-shirt my way.JJ Biggs: Have you tried asking for one?Jimmy Garcia: Well that's no fun!They finally reach the ring and remove their capes, stepping onto the apron, holding their arms in the air like they are still champions, basking in the crowd response. JJ Biggs: Boo this team! Boo!Jimmy Garcia: So you're a fan of Pineapple Promenade?JJ Biggs: No! Boo! Boo Everyone!Jimmy Garcia: Are you okay?JJ Biggs: I had a bad day and it's hard to not do a racism because of it.After careful consideration from both sides, Nidrah and Teo will be starting this match. The opening bell tolls. They lock up in the middle and Nidrah catches him in a headlock. It isn't long before he pushes her to the ropes. She comes back and ducks a clothesline. They turn to each other, and she rocks him with a haymaker. Teo is woozy and Nidrah approaches. He swings, and she ducks. She drives a knee into his stomach. She follows up quickly with a dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane. Jimmy Garcia: What a maneuver!JJ Biggs: Why isn't she pinning him?!Jimmy Garcia: Looks like Nidrah wants to share the action with Azurine Vebbins!Indeed. Nidrah tags in Azurine. She enters the ring with pep in her step as Teo gets back to his feet. Azurine connects with a standing dropkick. She pops back to her feet and Nidrah cheers her on. On the other side of the ring, Andre sarcastically claps for her. Azurine stomps Teo and then tags in Nidrah. They whip him off the ropes and go for a double clothesline. He ducks and springboards off the middle rope, turning in midair, then smashing both Azurine and Nidrah with a yuge crossbody. JJ Biggs: Teo Blaze is on fire!!!Jimmy Garcia: Pun intended?JJ Biggs: Of course.Andre is clapping his hands, and now so are the fans. Those who were lucky enough to get a t-shirt shot at them are now waving them over their heads to show support for Two Gents. All three in the ring are pushing up to their feet. Teo tags on Andre, who hops over the top rope and immediately goes after Azurine, connecting with a quick jab. Nidrah gets one, too. One more jab to both of 'em. He whips Nidrah into a corner, then whips Azurine into the opposite. He charges and clotheslines Azurine in the corner, then charges and clotheslines Nidrah in the corner. Andre follows up with a belly to belly suplex to Nidrah. Jimmy Garcia: There's the cover!ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! JJ Biggs: Azurine Vebbins was about to break it up but Teo Blaze pulled her out of the ring.Teo reaches under the ring and pulls out a Two Gents t-shirt. He hands it to Azurine, who smiles as she puts it on. Teo climbs back to the apron as Andre gets Nidrah into their corner. He tags Teo in, and the two lay in some boots to Nidrah. Andre goes back to the apron and Teo whips Nidrah off the ropes, then wrecks her with a recklessly fast running crossbody. Jimmy Garcia: Teo Blaze damn near flattened Nidrah with that recklessly fast running crossbody!Feeling the impact from the maneuver, he is slow to cover her. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Lightning quickly, Azurine enters the ring and drags Nidrah to their corner. She gets scolded by the official as she steps back to the apron. She then stands on the middle rope and leans over the top, tagging herself back into the match. When Teo gets back to his feet, she connects with a springboard double axe handle. The fans pop as she charges to the opposite corner, caching Andre with a forearm. Andre nearly falls from the apron but holds onto the rope. Azurine goes for Teo as Andre enters the ring. The official scolds him but he blasts past, hitting Azurine from behind with a spinning heel kick. Jimmy Garcia: MADRE MIA!Andre tends to Teo as Nidrah tends to Azurine. Within moments, all four are standing and their eyes are locked. The official realizes he has lost control and he backs up to the ropes. Both teams engage in an entertaining bout of fistacuffs. JJ Biggs: ALL HELL HAS BROKEN LOOSE!Jimmy Garcia: Both of these teams will stop at nothing to remain in title contention!Picture in a picture appears on your screen. We see Cruiserweight Tag Team Champions Sara Pettis and VOID, standing awkwardly backstage as they watch the contendership match on a rather large Onn brand television, now on sale at your local Wal-Mart. They hold onto their titles tightly as they watch the action packed action. We cut back to the ring where Nidrah throws Jenson to the corner and rushes in but Jenson back body drops Nidrah over the ropes to the apron to the outside! Vebbins rushes into the turnbuckles too but Jenson ducks out and Vebbins crashes in and Jenson rolls her up from behind but Vebbins rolls through back to her feet, and before Jenson could get up from the canvas, Teo is airborne over him and hits Vebbins with the BLAZING KNEE!! Jimmy Garcia: BLAZING KNEE!! BLAZING KNEE!!Teo pins Vebbins! Jenson turns around and planchas to the outside over the ropes and lands on Nidrah getting to her feet!! ONE!! TWO!! THREE!! Ding ding ding!! Jimmy Garcia: TWO GENTS ARE #1 CONTENDERS.. AGAIN!!Teo gets up and celebrates as Jenson rolls back in and celebrates with Teo! JJ Biggs: Gate Crashers will defend against Two Gents.. not sure when, but it's on!We cut to the back where Nate, backstage announcer, walks up but Gate Crashers just walk off screen. Nate shrugs. Jimmy Garcia: Guess they don't care!Two Gents continue celebrating as we cut to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 5, 2021 23:33:34 GMT -5
Karlie Nash Segment
Knuckle Up blasts in the Bourbon Arena. Karlie steps on the stage to a surprising mixed reaction. She makes her way down the ramp towards the ring. Karlie stops to chat briefly with Carrie Underwood, who is at ringside. Karlie grabs a mic and steps into the ring. Karlie Nash: Hello, Nashville! I will refrain from my usual trashing of the city.Karlie walks around the ring. Karlie Nash: You know what really pisses me off??Karlie leans against the ropes. Karlie Nash: How every *Censored* flavor of the month continues to get opportunities that I *Censored* deserve. I doubt these people here in Nashville even know who the number one contender is or who the current Cruiserweight champion is. Let’s find out.Karlie steps out of the ring and walks around scanning the crowd. She points to a girl wearing an Action Wrestling shirt. Security brings the girl to the front. Karlie Nash: What’s your name?Woman: Allie.Karlie Nash: So Allie you are a big Action Wrestling fan?Allie: Yes, I watch every Cruiserclash, every Clash and every pay per view.Karlie Nash: So you know every wrestler then?Allie: Yes, everyone.Karlie Nash: Okay, let’s test your knowledge. Who is the Current United States champion?Allie: Der Metzger.Karlie Nash: Very good. Who are the current world tag team champions?Allie: The Following.Karlie smiles. Karlie Nash: Now I'm going to show you a picture and you tell me who this wrestler is.Karlie points to the Actiontron and a picture appears. Allie: That’s an easy one. That’s Claire Hawkins!Another picture appears on the screen. Allie: That’s Spencer Adams.Another picture appears. Allie: That’s Corey Bull and Loa.Karlie Nash: You're doing great! Now, who is this?A picture appears on the screen. Allie: I don’t know who that is.Karlie Nash: Are you sure?? You said you watch every show.Allie: I’m sure. I don’t know who that is.The picture on the screen is Minka Starr. Karlie Nash: So do you know who this is?Allie: No. I don’t know who that is.The picture is of Spayde Martinez. Karlie Nash: One last question for you Allie. Which one of these people is the current Cruiserweight champion?Four pictures appear on the screen. Allie carefully studies the pictures. Allie: Well, to be honest it doesn’t like any of them. One of them kinda looks familiar, but I’m not sure.Karlie Nash: Which one do you think it is?Allie: The bottom left.Karlie Nash: Bottom left are you sure?Allie: Yes. I'm sure.The picture on the bottom left is Azurine Vebbins. Karlie Nash: Okay Allie. Thank you for helping me out.Karlie signs her shirt and she goes back to her seat. Karlie steps back into the ring. Karlie Nash: Isn’t that interesting?! A long time fan knew Der Metzger, Spencer Adams, The Following, Claire Hawkins, Corey Bull and Loa, but didn’t know either of my opponents or my partner tonight.Karlie takes a short breath. Karlie Nash: I think what Allie is saying is all three of you are so irrelevant that even a loyal fan didn’t know who any of you are, but she knows who I am. I’m the person whose never gotten a number one contender’s title match, that wasn’t in the CruiserHavoc Rumble, but you Minka you just *Censored* walk in here, have a cup of coffee, and get pushed to number one contenders status? You vs Regan won’t draw *Censored*.
Regan, so it appears that you're the next one with the rocket pack strapped to you. It will be fun watching you go up in flames. Spayde, *Censored* you.Karlie leans against the ropes. Karlie Nash: Tonight, I honestly don’t give a *Censored* about this match. There’s nothing in this for me.
Minka, Regan, I do get the concept here though the tired booking of teaming the number contender and champion to see if they can get along. *Censored* both of you and *Censored* you Spayde. After tonight, the only person anyone will be talking about is me, Action Wrestling’s real star, and the only one who deserves to be Cruiserweight champion. Not Minka *Censored Starr. Not Regan *Censored* Voorhees, and certainly not Spayde *Censored* Martinez.Karlie steps through the ropes and steps off the apron. Karlie Nash: Tonight, Minka and Regan, tonight you will both experience upper body injuries. And Spayde if you *Censored* up, the only thing you’ll be Busted Out of is the *Censored* hospital.Karlie tosses the mic before exiting to the back.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 5, 2021 23:34:14 GMT -5
Soldado Fortuna vs. Flop
Sickman by Alice in Chains begins to play over the Arena PA, the lights drop out and remain off for a few minutes as the song plays. When the music finishes, the lights in the Arena come back on and Flop is standing uncomfortably close to Adeline Floyd with a mischievous smirk on his face. Jimmy Garcia: She's so creeped out by Flop that she can't even talk.Black smoke fills the top of the entrance ramp. Cut the Cord begins to play and out of the black smoke steps Soldado Fortuna, accompanied by Victoria Richardson. Both look out into the crowd, then at each other. Victoria gives Soldado a nod and he begins making his way down the ramp, his manager a step behind him, brandishing a microphone Victoria Richardson: Ladies and gentlemen, on his way to the ring as we speak, hailing from Tijuana, Mexico, he stands at six feet tall, he weighs in at 200 pounds, he is the client of yours truly, Victoria Richardson....I proudly present to you all...SOLDADO....FORTUNASoldado and Victoria enter the ring. Soldado heads to the turnbuckle and poses with his arms outstretched and his head to the sky, as Victoria emphatically points to her client. Soldado then sits on the top turnbuckle, as Victoria exits the ring. Jimmy Garcia: Here we go! Soldado Fortuna is looking to get back on the horse, and Flop would definitely steal a horse.JJ Biggs: I… well… what?The opening bell tolls. Flop comes in hot, only to get an armdrag from Soldado. Flop is quick to his feet, catching Soldafo off guard with an arm drag of his own. Both men get back to their feet and Flop dusts off his shoulders. Jimmy Garcia: Flop showing some confidence early on.Soldado comes in hot, getting a knee to the gut from Flop. Soldado hunches over. Flop hits the ropes. Soldado catches him with a surprise clothesline. Soldado pulls Flop up and smashes him with a forearm. Flop stumbles back. When Soldado comes in, Flop kicks him square in the chest, then Northern Irish Whips him off the ropes, then catches Soldado with a belly to belly suplex. JJ Biggs: There's the cover!ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Flop continues and pulls Soldado up, but he snatches Flop into a standing armbar. He transitions into a snapmare, then hits the ropes and lands a stiff dropkick to Flop's shoulder. Jimmy Garcia: More damage to Flop in preparation for the Armada!JJ Biggs: There's the cover!ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Soldado stays with Flop, pulling him up and whipping him to the corner. He follows up quickly with a running dropkick, again to Flop's shoulder. Flop stumbles out and Soldado again grabs the arm. Flop reacts with a high kick that rocks Soldado back, then a dope enziguri. JJ Biggs: What a dope enziguri!Whoa. So, Soldado tumbles to the mat and then crawls to the corner. When he's up, Flop connects with a jumping front kick. Jimmy Garcia: ONE KICK SPECIAL!Soldado stumbles out. Flop hits him with a legsweep, followed by a basement dropkick. Jimmy Garcia: TWO KICK SPECIAL!JJ Biggs: ZOINKS!Jimmy Garcia: Uhh zoinks?JJ Biggs: Don't worry about it.The fans roar for Flop as he pulls Soldado off the mat. Jimmy Garcia: Kick to the knee!JJ Biggs: Kick to the ribs!Jimmy Garcia: Kick to the--JJ Biggs: OH NO! DOUBLE KNEES TO FLOP'S ARM!Jimmy Garcia: SOLDADO ISN'T PLAYIN' AROUND!Instead of going for the cover, Soldado backs up and claps his hands. The fans join in. Flop is slow to push himself up, favoring the arm Soldado has damaged. Soldado charges in and connects with a shining wizard. JJ Biggs: TIJUANA KISS!Jimmy Garcia: THERE'S THE COVER!ONE! TWO! THR--NOOOO! JJ Biggs: UNBELIEVABLE!Jimmy Garcia: Flop kicked out at the last possible moment!Victoria Richardson slams her hands on the mat from outside, accosting the official for poor timing. Soldado picks up Flop to his feet and Flop turns the ref towards him and pulls him in but Flop kicks Soldado straight in the fucking PENIS! Soldado hits his knees and Flop takes a cheap shot with a boot to his head!! Flop lets go of the ref and jumps down on top of Soldado!! ONE!! TWO!! THREE!! DING DING Jimmy Garcia: HEY WAIT!! COME ON NO WAY!!JJ Biggs: Horseshit!!Flop rolls out as Richardson gets in with some boots for Flop but shes too late! Richardson is YELLING at the ref but Flop don't give two shits and just walks straight up the ramp smiling as the crowd continues booing. Jimmy Garcia: Why!! Come on!! Why?!JJ Biggs: He's a nogood son of a bitch, thats why!We fade to a commercial as Flop continues smiling.
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 5, 2021 23:35:20 GMT -5
Main Event Spayde Martinez & Karlie Nash vs. Minka Starr & Regan Voorhees
JJ Biggs: Welcome back to CruiserClash!Jimmy Garcia: Minka Starr is already in the ring!Indeed she is. Shes pacing back and forth when.. A gunshot echoes across the arena, followed by a second of silence before “Leader of the Pack” kicks in. A red glow bathes the arena, a single crimson spotlight tracking on the entryway over Regan Voorhees. The Duchess of Pork stands with her head bowed, a translucent white raincoat over her ring gear. Behind her back, she clutches a red croquet mallet. Regan looks up, eyes glinting with malice, as she glares at the ring. Her right hand pulls back the hood of her raincoat, revealing a mane of shoulder length blond hair. The croquet mallet dangles in her left hand for a moment, before she positions it over her shoulder and begins her walk to the ring. She glances occasionally to the crowd before turning her eyes away in abject disgust. At ringside, she climbs the steps and steps through the ropes. Giving her mallet a kiss for luck, she twirls it in her fingers before resting it across her shoulder once again. A wicked grin creeps across as her lips as she poses for the crowd, before advancing to her corner. Jimmy Garcia: Here comes the new Cruiserweight Champion!!Regan stares down Minka as the two turn towards the entrance ramp when Knuckle Up by Snowgoons blasts in the arena as Karlie steps on the stage with her back to the crown. Adilene Floyd: Introducing from Grand Marais Minnesota and accompanied to the ring by Tracy Dixon and Hilda Meyer weighing one hundred and seventy two-pounds, The Premier Athlete Karlie Nash.Karlie walks to the ring ignoring the crowd, she climbs the ropes from the outside, and give a thumbs down to the fans, then lowers her hood and smirks at the crowd, she steps down from the ropes inside the ring, removes her hoodie and stretches in the corner. JJ Biggs: Karlie is out here! She's never happy is she?Jimmy Garcia: Never!“Ace of Spades” by Motorhead hits the PA and the cameras search the arena looking for Midnight’s opponent. They eventually come to discover Spayde Martinez making her way through the crowd. Spayde jumps the security railing and climbs into the ring as the crowd boos her like crazy. Slung over her shoulder is her Action Wrestling Cruiserweight Championship. Spayde slides under the bottom rope of the ring and hands her title off and awaits the start of the match. Spayde gets into the ring and Karlie and Spayde start attacking their opponents!! DING DING DING Spayde goes after Regan and throws her in the corner!! Minka ducks under Karlies clothesline and springboards off the ropes but Karlie catches Minka and throws her down onto the ground! Karlie starts stomping on the ground! Minka tries to get up but Karlie clotheslines her down! Regan throws Spayde out of the ring to the outside!! Jimmy Garcia: Wow! This match is on fire!!JJ Biggs: They're brawling on the outside!!Karlie gets on the apron and jumps down and attacks Regan! Karlie and Spayde start stomping on Regan! Jimmy Garcia: Wow!JJ Biggs: Here comes Minka!!Minka jumps off the top rope and lands on Karlie and Spayde taking them down!! Minka rolls Karlie into the ring and stands her up! Minka goes for a spin kick but Karlie catches it and flips Minka back landing her on her neck!! Minka gets up and Karlie hits the clothesline from hell sending Minka down!! Karlie pins!! ONE!! Regan slides in but Spayde grabs her from behind and pulls her back out of the ring! TWO!! THREE!! DING DING DING Jimmy Garcia: This match is already over!!Karlie gets up as Spayde rolls in and they start stomping on Minka together! Regan gets in and swings her Championship belt around but Spayde gets out of the ring and Karlie gets out of the ring and Jim Mud is already down the ramp! Jimmy Garcia: Well the hell is going on!?Jim grabs a mic. Jim Mud: Ok! Enough! I need to announce when the Cruiserweight Championship match is..Regan looks over at him from inside the ring as Minka is in the corner trying to get up/wake up. Jim Mud: Minka, you'll get your Cruiserweight Championship match against Regan Voorhees.. RIGHT NOW!!The crowd is shocked. Jimmy Garcia: WAIT WHAT?!JJ Biggs: I DONT .. WHAT?! THE TITLE MATCH IS RIGHT NOW?!We fade to a commercial
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Post by Action Reel on Apr 5, 2021 23:36:31 GMT -5
Minka Starr vs. Regan Voorhees(c) Jimmy Garcia: Welcome back and Jim Mud just announced this is the title match! Its happening now!Minka finally stands up and the ref rings the bell!! DING DING DING Regan shoots across the ring but Minka hits a forearm! Another slap! She hits a chop! She goes for a spinkick but Regan blocks it with her knee, hits a forearm and then pulls her down to the canvas by her hair and hits a stomp to the chest! Jimmy Garcia: Oh my god!Minka stumbles up and Regan hits a spear!! Jim Mud: Wait wait wait!! This match.. is NO HOLDS BARRED!!Jimmy Garcia: What the hell!?Regan turns and notices and backs up as Karlie and Spayde slide into the ring and start stomping on Minka!! JJ Biggs: What the hell!?Jimmy Garcia: What is going on?!D-Day appears on the ramp and makes his way down!! The crowd going crazy!! Karlie picks up Minka and whips her in the ropes and Spayde grabs Minka from behind into a chokehold as Karlie hits the ropes and Spayde lets go and Karlie hits the clothesline from hell!! Minka goes down hard!! Mud and D-Day are arguing on the outside of the ring!! Karlie and Spayde keep stomping on Minka as they pick her back up. Karlie shoves the head of Minka between Spaydes legs (lolkarlie) and Spayde lifts up Minka and Karlie assists hitting a POWERBOMB on Minka!! Mud and D-Day stop arguing as Day grabs a microphone! Donald Deruty: This match is NORMAL RULES!! NORMAL RULES DAMN IT!!Spayde and Karlie roll out of the ring as Minka is coughing and selling like a pro. Regan picks her up and hits THE ABATTOIR!! Jimmy Garcia: THATS IT!!Regan pins Minka!! ONE!! TWO!! THREE!! DING DING DING!! Jimmy Garcia: And its over!!JJ Biggs: This was a hit job through and through!!D-Day and Mud keep arguing again now as Mud seems super happy and Day hates all of this. The ref hands the Cruiserweight Championship to Regan as Spayde and Karlie stand on the apron. Regan is telling them to come into the ring but Karlie and Spayde just smirk! Mud and D-Day keep arguing! Jimmy Garcia: We're out of time!!JJ Biggs: What the hell is going to happen next?!CruiserClash fades off the air.
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