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Post by Action Reel on Mar 29, 2021 19:03:59 GMT -5
Timebomb begins with a video montage of the popular feuds and rivalries.
The video shows Howie being planted onto the canvas by the Philidor Holdings while Lissie is leaning on the turnbuckles contemplating what just happened. Ash mouthing the words "You are going to prove your commitment" and then Lissie brushing her hair out of her face and we see Ash state "then you can start your new life."
We see Lowe coaching up Bull in the back, we see Marsh and Bubba nodding at each other before we see Bubba hitting a giant splash on Julian Park in the middle of the ring. We see Buster and Park using the cattle prod on Marsh causing him to get the hell out of the ring. We see Mason Jones asking advice from Jayson Price but he just gives him a cold shoulder.
We see Void and Pettis posing together looking directly into the camera and then we see Vebbins winning the CW Tag Titles then we see Jenson and Teo winning the CW Tag titles in a cage. We see Karlie smashing Teo with the belt from a few weeks ago. We see Carnival of Carnage hitting signature moves in unison!
We see Mud hitting Spayde with a chair. We see Mud hitting Regan with a chair. Both of them knocked out as the Cruiserweight Championship lays in the distance just out of reach from both of them.
We see Hawkins hitting the mist on a few of her rivals before going face to face with Kancer. We see Kancer hitting moves in 2020 like his signatures.
We see CJ Phoenix flying over the ropes and crash landing on someone. We see Minka Starr hitting her finisher off the top rope. We see Tsukiko hitting a stiff spinning kick to the head of her enemies.
We see Nightingale bullying NATE. We see NATE accidentally costing Lost Breed/Nightingale important moments. We see Nightingale shove NATE down. We see Nate visibly upset as Nightingale is yelling at him with visceral rage. Finally we get an iso shot of Lost Breed posing together in front of a black screen with Downfall looking menacing, Nightingale shaking his head up and down in slow-motion and Matthias slowly turns his head to look at Nights and it fades out.
We fade in with Kidsgrove holding up the Golden Globe like a true American work horse of AW and then we see Max Daemon posing with Trudy.
We finally fade into the 6 entrants in the Elimination Chamber match for the World Title and all we see is this image..
We come into the sold out arena in Phoenix, Arizona.. Pyro blasting everywhere!! The crowd going crazy!! We see Adilene Floyd in the middle of the ring. Adilene Floyd: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Garth Brooks to sing our National Anthem!The crowd pops for this wild west/desert/cowboy themed shitfest. Garth Brooks comes out with a guitar on the stage and begins. He sings the National Anthem like a fucking badass. The crowd pops as he waves. The Water Taste Like Wine song hits and we cut back to Billy and Chris Avery who are at ringside! Billy: Welcome to Timebomb, fans, and my god what a night we have for you!Chris Avery: Tonight's main event.. you see it hanging above us.. the Elimination Chamber! The World Championship on the line!Billy: Ash Blake defends against Kyle Kemp, Spencer Adams, Corey Black, Trey Bouchet and the United States Champion Der Metzger! What a violent, chaotic, main event that's going to be!Chris Avery: And remember the saying.. Alexander Pasternak told everyone a few weeks ago.. whoever walks out of Elimination Chamber the World Champion.. LOCKS into the main event of Evolution 4 as THE World Champion!Billy: Tonight is all about stakes and none higher than the World Championship and the main event of Evolution 4 being on the line! We also have Cruiserweight Championships on the line too! For more on that, lets go to Jimmy Garcia and JJ Biggs, the voices of the Cruiserweight Division!JJ Biggs: Hell yeah, thanks bros!Jimmy Garcia: JJ, tonight, Regan Voorhees in her very short, but memorable career here in Action Wrestling gets a chance of a life time! A Cruiserweight Championship against Spayde Martinez!JJ Biggs: Spayde is crafty, she's versatile, she's quick.. but Regan is all those things too! Tonight could be her night!Jimmy Garcia: And of course Jim Mud, whoever and whatever he is to our division, to our show has put together a Tag Team Title match for the Cruiser-Brand where they have to compete in the mud..JJ Biggs: Yup, take a look at that mud next to the stage, Jimmy.. The teams will be battling in that somehow and one way we'll have a winner tonight!Jimmy Garcia: Lets give it back to Billy and Chris as we're ready for Timebomb!We cut back to Billy and Chris at ringside and Timebomb begins..
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 29, 2021 19:04:53 GMT -5
Johnny Bacchus, Trey Bouchet, Debra Monroe Segment
It’s backstage at Timebomb. Johnny Bacchus, Trey Bouchet, and Debra Monroe walk into frame. It must be early because they’re still in their civvies and pulling along their rolling luggage. Nate Burleson appears and tries to flag them down. Nate Burleson: Debra, Johnny, Trey- I know you all have title matches to prepare for tonight, but do you have a moment to talk?The trio stop. They look at Nate and then each other. They nod. Trey steps up to Nate’s plextended microphone to speak. Trey Bouchet: Yeah, I’m just going to repeat what I’ve told them already. I did not want to come to Clash. The trade from CruiserClash was out of my control. But Deb and JBac made a tough plexperience easier. More than that, really- they got me to this moment. When I win Action Wrestling’s World Title tonight it’s going to be because of them.He looks to Debra Monroe. Trey Bouchet: Deb, your bottomless desire to make wrestling a better sport and wrestlers better people inspires me to do the same.He then turns his attention to Johnny Bacchus. Trey Bouchet: Johnny, your story of fan to champion showed me what a person can do if they want it and work like hell to get it.Then to both. Trey Bouchet: You have gone out of your way to talk me up; make me feel like I'm the favorite going into the Elimination Chamber. Now all that’s left is for me to deliver. And I will. Just like you guys will.Bacchus smiles, giving Trey a playful punch in the shoulder. He seems less spirited than usual, but his hand is clutched extra tight around the title. Johnny Bacchus: You’re gonna make us proud, King. Go take it to ‘em.Debra Monroe: You've already won, Trey. That stuff out there ...
She points to the ring..
Debra Monroe: .. That's just the formality. They just don't know it yet.She pulls Trey into a Good Luck Hug and gives him a strictly platonic suplaytonic kiss on the cheek. Debra Monroe: Bring it in. Bring it in.They all group hug. The trio holds the embrace for a bit. Nate looks like he wants to ask some follow ups, but decides not to interrupt. He leaves them to their moment, and the scene ends.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 29, 2021 19:06:13 GMT -5
#1 Contender Cruiserweight Championship CJ Phoenix vs. Tsukiko vs. Minka Starr
"Break My Baby" Echoes through the stadium as the camera rotates around. Seconds later, CJ Phoenix walks out and stops at the middle of the ramp, stretching his arms out while lowering his head. Adilene Floyd: Making his way to the ring, from Baton Rouge, Louisiana...weighing in at 201lbs...CJ Phoenix!As the chorus begins, he raises up his head and his hands, directing them skyward. Then, he slowly lowers his arms and looks around at the arena. A sinister smile grows on his face as he walks to the ring. Once inside, he hops on the turnbuckle and looks around, breaking out in a maniacal laugh in the process. Jimmy Garcia: CJ’s on some great momentum after making Soldado Fortuna tap out last week at Dice RollJJ Biggs: Yeah, aside from a couple of key losses, he’s been one of the strongest competitors on CruiserClash!The lights in the arena dim down as all attention became focused on the entrance; there the titantron lit up with an image of a moon brilliantly shining bright as the slow melodic beginning of Alddious' "We Are" began to play throughout the building. That would carry on till the song picked up at the 27-second mark. When it did the moon on the titantron shattered into hundreds of pieces before shifting to a flurry of clips of a woman hitting various high-risk moves and bone shattering filled the screen one after another. That would carry on until the heavenly vocals began to echo throughout the arena, and when they did the camera (and the attention of the crowd) shifted to a woman wearing a fox mask standing center stage. All the while white and silver tinted light flashed seamlessly and endlessly. I suffered one day. I cried one night Crouching alone looking like a pupa glowing Hoping one day to find something true I keep on flying high I won't let you regret As the vocals continued, the masked woman would hop in place and shake out her hands. That is, until the first of three "We Are"s of the song hit. When they did, the woman stopped hopping and quickly grabbed onto the mask she wore in dramatic fashion. When the second "We Are" hi, the woman titled her mask covered face down. Finally, after the third "We Are", the woman abruptly tilted her head back up and slid the mask off of her face to reveal herself as The Shimmering Kitsune {Kirameku Kitsune} Tsukiko! With her identity now revealed, the crowd loudly began to cheer their support for the young Japanese woman! However, despite the ruckus, a nearby camera managed to pick Tsukiko's voice as she shouted out in excitement over the overwhelming support. Tsukiko: "Takakautame ni jikan!" {Time to Fight!} Adilene Floyd: From Kyoto, Japan. The Shimmering Kitsune, Tsuuuuuuuuukiiiiiiiiiikoooooooo!With the ring announcer making her official introduction, Tsukiko placed the fox mask back on her head (only it was angled off to the side) and began the walk down to the ring. Along the way, she went about interacting with various members of the crowd. The gentle slapping of hands in the universal high-five. he occasional fist bump. A hug or two. All of these happened along the way as she zig-zagged from one side of the ramp to the other until she reached the ringside area. It was there that she began walking to the steps nearest to her, but came to a stop before she ascended. After taking a moment to look out at the sold-out crowd, Tsukiko slid the fox mask off of her head and turned to those that were in the front row that was closest to her position. It was then that she stepped over to the barricade and handed off her mask to a young fan before darting up the steps and between the ropes into the ring. JJ Biggs: Speaking of being on a roll so is Tsukiko with her win last week over veteran Masuda Teijin!Jimmy Garcia: Yeah, she looked strong!“Work Bitch” begins to play. Minka walks out onto the stage and poses leaning on her cane. Adilene Floyd: Presenting, from New York, New York, and weighing 143 pounds, Minka Starr!When the lyrics start she taps the cane on the ground and then gives it a twirl before strutting down the ramp, slapping hands with fans as she goes. When she reaches the stairs she high-kicks up the steps. Holding onto the ringpost she spins around, and then cheekily backs in between the ropes. Hanging her hat and jacket atop the post and dropping her cane, she does a triple handspring back flip out of the corner ending with a twist so when she sticks the landing she’s facing the hard camera. She then bows with a flourish and winks. JJ Biggs: Yet another CruiserClash member on a roll lately. All three of these participants are hungry for a shot at the Cruiserweight title!Jimmy Garcia: Yeah and honestly, JJ, any one of them could be the next Cruiserweight champion. Well, the next one if Spayde retains tonight against Regan Voorhees!The referee signals for the bell to begin the match. Minka comes flying into Tsukiko’s face and takes her down with a jumping calf kick. She ducks a big boot from CJ and takes him down with a dropkick. Tsukiko is trying to get back up, but is taken back down by Minka with an axe kick. Jimmy Garcia: Minka is on fire!JJ Biggs: CJ’s about to put that fire out with a running DDT!CJ sends a charging Tsukiko out of the ring with a back body drop and dropkicks Minka out of the ring. CJ runs across the ring, bounces off the far ropes and dives through the air, taking both women out with a suicide dive!! CJ grabs Minka and rolls her back into the ring and executes a powerslam and takes her down with an enziguri. He gets on her back and applies a camel clutch Tsukiko gets in the ring and stops Minka from tapping, but CJ hits her with a big boot, sending her out of the ring! Jimmy Garcia: CJ is cleaning house right now!JJ Biggs: He is dominating these two like he has the whole division for months!Minka uses the ropes to pull herself up and CJ comes charging in. Minka drops and holds onto the ropes and CJ spills out but he grabs the ropes and hangs on, getting himself back onto the apron. JJ Biggs: Great save there by CJ Phoenix!Minka headbutts CJ in the midsection and flips over him for a sunset flip powerbomb to the outside!! Crowd: HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT JJ Biggs: WOW!! What a move, Jimmy!Jimmy Garcia: MOMMA MIA!!! CJ looks out of it! The referee is checking on him as Minka slides back in the ring, but here comes Tsukiko!Tsukiko hits a spinning heel kick, taking down Minka and drops her again with a spinning backfist. Tsukiko whips Minka across the ring and catches her with a sitout jawbreaker before locking in a Kimura lock! Jimmy Garcia: CJ may be the third wheel in this match, but he’s still out of it from that powerbomb so it’s up to Minka to get to the ropes!Minka yells out in pain, but finally manages to make it to the ropes. Tsukiko gets Minka up and whips her across the ring but misses with a roundhouse kick. Tsukiko is taken down by an enziguri from Minka! Minka hits a standing moonsault and pulls Tsukiko to her feet and executes a northern lights suplex with bridge pin! ONEEE!! TWOOOO!! THREE---NOOO! CJ finally makes it back into the ring for the save! CJ’s holding the back of his head, still hurting from the powerbomb but he nails Minka with a running clothesline!! JJ Biggs: THE DECAPITATOR TO MINKA STARR!!Jimmy Garcia: CJ goes for the pin!!ONEEEE!! TWOOOO!! THR--NOOOO! Tsukiko makes the save!! Tsukiko hits CJ with a snap DDT and flies off the ropes for a frog splash. Minka tries to grab Tsukiko from behind but she dumps her out of the ring and grabs CJ from behind and drops to the mat with a guillotine choke applied! CJ makes it to the ropes, but Tsukiko puts him down again with a corkscrew neckbreaker! JJ Biggs: ILLUSION’S END TO CJ PHOENIX!!Jimmy Garcia: Tsukiko goes for the pin!ONEEE!! TWOOO!! THRE--NOOO! Minka makes the save! Tsukiko hops up to go after Minka, but Minka snaps off a superkick out of nowhere! Jimmy Garcia: STARR STRUCK TO TSUKIKO!!JJ Biggs: As Billy would say, she just collapsed like a sack of taters!ONEEEE!! TWOOO!!! THREE--NOOOO! CJ dives in and makes the save at the last second! JJ Biggs: All three of these competitors want the right to face Spayde Martinez or Regan Voorhees for the cruiserweight title!Jimmy Garcia: The powers that be might have to book them all against the winner!CJ picks up Minka and throws her into the turnbuckles and sits her up on the top rope! He hits a forearm! Kiko rolls CJ up from behind for a pinfall!! ONE!! T- CJ rolls out and Kiko gets to her feet and she goes for a flying sidekick but CJ ducks underneath and hits the ropes and hits a flying spinning kick to the face of Kiko sending her down! CJ pins Kiko!! ONE!! TWO!! THRE- KIKO KICKS OUT AND CJ FLIES UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE.. MINKA STARR HITS THE 450 SPLASH ON KIKO!! ONE!! TWO!! THREE!! DING DING DING CJ DIVES BACK IN BUT ITS TOO LATE!! Jimmy Garcia: MINKA STARR IS #1 CONTENDER!!She gets up and can't believe it! JJ Biggs: SHE HAS A FUTURE CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP OPPORTUNITY!!CJ lays up on the apron and is just staring into space. He can't believe it. Minka celebrates and rolls out of the ring. Jimmy Garcia: I wonder when she'll get her shot!JJ Biggs: Regan or Spayde, whoever wins that match tonight, and is Cruiserweight Champion.. they'll have Minka Starr to contend with!Minka is up the ramp as CJ keeps staring at the canvas growing frustrated. The scene fades out.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 29, 2021 19:07:03 GMT -5
Hall of SHAME Segment
The scene comes back from a promo hyping up the card, and the first thing we see is Katta Pult and Orret in the ring. The crowd is booing her like crazy but she’s professional in her demeanour and adjusts her golden HOF jacket. Katta Pult: Ladies and gentleman, as promised on the internet boards and twitter, it is time for the special Hall of Shame ceremony!She gestures around the ring, letting the viewers take in the sight of the ring and around it. In her Hall of Fame ceremony everything was beautiful and golden, a red carpet in the ring and up the ramp, but this is different. It’s the Hall of SHAME, so the carpet in the ring is ugly purple and black, tattered. The ring ropes have been painted the same ugly color. A hideous, tattered dirty creme colored carpet spans the length of the aisle from the ramp entry to the ring. Trash and rotten fruits and rotten tomatoes are littered on the carpet leading to the ring. Whoever traverses this will get the true shame treatment. The camera comes back to Kat, who stands behind a horribly ugly puke green podium made of cheap wood. Katta Pult: Fans, the first person to be introduced to this shamed hall needs no special introduction. You know who you are. Come on down.“Higher Ground” by the Red Hot Chilli Peppers plays and the crowd erupts into jeers aimed at Katta Pult. They know damn fucking well who the music belongs to and are already pissed at her for this audacity. Moments later a midget Trey Bouchet look-alike comes out. Unlike the real Trey, who power walks to the ring with laser like focus, this Trey has slumped shoulders and a shamed look in his face. He directs his eyes pitifully to the floor and heads to the ring. Jimmy Garcia: Oh what the hell, Kat? This is beyond pathetic.JJ Biggs: Is somebody gonna end this bitch or are we resigned to deal with her every week? Wait, what the hell is she doing now? Oh what the fuck man.Kat and Orret are throwing tomatoes at the midget Trey Bouchet. He doesn’t block them. He takes them on and almost gets knocked on his ass by a few fast balled ones. After getting in the ring he shuffles his shameful feet over to her, not once looking her in the eyes. Katta Pult: That’s right. You better not look at me when you’ve done such shameful things. Now you turn around and look at your LOWLIGHT reel. Look at your shame, Trey BouSHAME!He turns around and looks at the Action-Tron as it plays a highlight reel montage of all his defeats, with great emphasis put on his humiliating Suplex Match loss to Teo Blaze and his even more embarrassing plexhibition loss to Minka Starr. "Everybody Hurts" by REM plays throughout the reel. The crowd grows louder with their anger at her antics. Finally the package ends. Katta Pult: You lost a match catered for you to win. A fool proof win for you and you failed. You got beat by that cadbury egg Minka Starr who only knows ONE suplex, one that has to have a bridge pin to fully register it as a complete plex for plex’s sake! And now tonight you’re doing the most shameful of all things. You’re gonna make these great fans in Phoenix, Arizona believe you can win the world title, only to lose in the same manner as you have against Teo and MInka. SHAME!Midget Trey cries really big and dramatic. Kat and Orret mock him. Katta Pult: Aww do you need a hug Trey BouSHAME? Somebody get Debra Monroe out here STAT.More jeers from the Arizonians. Katta Pult: Maybe if I give you the Hall of Shame dewards you deserve, you’ll stop polluting the ring with your tears?She motions to Orret and he pulls out a jar from his “go bag”. It’s filled with something gross looking. She shoves the jar into midget Trey’s hands. Katta Pult: Here are your testicles. We had to steal them from Minka but I’m sure she won’t miss them given their, um, shameful size.The camera zooms into the tiny fake testicles floating around in the jar. Kat nods to Orret and he pulls out something else from his go bag. Katta Pult: And here are some six inch platform boots so you’ll be tall enough to reach your opponents in the chamber tonight.She shoves them into his chest also. He stumbles back from the force and drops the items. He cries and apologizes but she will have none of it. Katta Pult: I put all this together for you in front of these wonderful fans in Phoenix, Arizona and you just toss my gifts around like trash? You truly are a shameful little thing. Get out of this ring.She tomahawk chops him on the head because she’s always wanted to do that to someone. He falls. She picks him up like he weighs nothing and deadlift release German Plexes him clear out of the ring into the first row of the fans, where he knocks over several people and lands among hard steel chairs. Jimmy Garcia: That poor guy! She better be glad Trey has bigger fish to fry tonight, otherwise I think he’d be out here beating her ass.JJ Biggs: I can’t wait for someone to finally get their hands on her and pound her face from pillar to post. Fuck this bitch!Katta and Orret do some bows. Katta Pult: This concludes the first ever Hall of Shame ceremony. Please visit Orbits.com for all your AW memorabilia purchasing needs.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 29, 2021 19:07:47 GMT -5
Joey Bunga vs. Warpig
Bad Guy hits on the PA. The lights flash. Pyro erupts from the entrance. Standing in that fire is William Feight. He snacks his head with his hands and makes his way to the ring. Billy: He's in the ring, folks. Warpig is here!Chris Avery: It's time for the debut of a new superstar in AW! Joey Bunga!The beat drops and Tyler Herro hits by Jack Harlow. The music video from the hit track and Joey Bunga walking down the streets on the East Coast are shown on the Action Tron. Bunga comes out mimic-rapping along with the song as he stops half way down the ramp and raises his one hand in the air like he just sank a three point shot from half court. He hits a Steph Curry crossover move on an imaginary person and spins to the bottom of the ramp and jumps on the apron and moonwalks and turns towards the hardcamera and winks. Adilene Floyd: Hailing from Hackensack, New Jersey, he's THE REAL STUD!! Joeyyyy BUNGAAA!!!Bunga slips through the ropes and dances around the ring acting pretty dope and stupid. He climbs to the middle turnbuckle showing off his t-shirt like he a real G. He comes off the turnbuckles and shadowboxes really sloppily. He has his own personalized microphone as the crowd is both booing and laughing. Billy: He has a microphone!?Chris Avery: Well, this should be fun!Joey Bunga: Well, well, well, it's time for WARPIG TO GO TO HELL!!Crowd sort of laughs. Joey Bunga: Let me keep it real, Warpig, your clothes be wack, and your music is a ripoff of Lissie Hope! What are you? LISSIE NOPE!Crowd laughs. Joey Bunga: If I had a quarter for every time I was looking at some pale raged up drunken idiot who can't pleasure his wife wearing camo shorts like Vietnam standing here like a homeless man without the cardboard sign... I'D HAVE ONE QUARTER!!Crowd laughs. Joey Bunga: Ring the bell, this is a class of one.. and Warpig about to take the hardest test.Bunga throws the mic as the bell sounds. DING DING DING Bunga stays in place but works up his feet in absolute speed and then runs at Warpig.. BUT WARPIG TAKES HIS HEAD OFF WITH A CLOTHESLINE!! BUNGA BACKFLIPS INTO THE AIR AND CRASH LANDS ONTO THE CANVAS!! Billy: HAHAHA OH MY GOD!!Chris Avery: That didn't last long!!Warpig picks up Bunga and hits a military press drop! Bunga stumbles up holding his stomach and Bunga is flipped backwards onto his head from a Warpig dragon sleeper suplex! Billy: What impact!Warpig doesn't go for a pin but picks up Bunga and hits a few punches into the corner. Warpig lifts Bunga up to a seated position on the top turnbuckles and then rushes at him after taking a few steps back and LEVELS him with a stiff right hand!! Chris Avery: GOD DAMN!!Bunga flips off the turnbuckles, lands head first onto the apron and bounces to the mats below! Warpig lets out a roar from inside the ring. Billy: This debut is NOT going well!Warpig gets out of the ring but Bunga is up and his body showing bruises now. He rolls into the ring and Warpig gets on the apron and tries to get in the ring but Bunga pulls the middle rope up hitting Warpig in the groin!! Warpig is wrapped up in the ropes now! Billy: Whoa now!Bunga kicks and punches at Warpig and uses the middle rope to hit him in the groin again!! Warpig falls onto the canvas but Bunga stomps and kicks on him at least 20 times in 6 seconds. Bunga tries to pick up Warpig but he just can't. Warpig eventually stands up and Bunga runs from behind and goes for the bulldog finisher but Warpig sort of just falls on his hands and knees! Bunga gets up and goes for another bulldog while Warpig is on his hands and knees and still can't get his head to bounce off hte canvas! Billy: Oh my god, this is an all new low! He can't even do his finisher!Chris Avery: He's not giving up!Warpig stands back up and Bunga jumps off the middle rope, the most devestating rope of course, and hits a bulldog in the middle of the ring! Billy: TOMATOE PIE!!Chris Avery: Third times a charm!!Bunga also landed on his ass/back and he's in pain! Billy: Oh my god.. did.. did he hurt himself!?Chris Avery: I think he did! One of the first things you learn as a pro wrestler is to land right so it doesn't hurt you!Billy: What an idiot!Bunga is rolling around on the canvas in pain holding his tailbone as Warpig is trying to wake up...Bunga runs at Warpig but Warpig catches him and slams Bunga down on the ground! He hooks the legs! One! Two! Three!! DING DING DING Billy: Warpig is victorious here at Timebomb!Chris Avery: The debut of Bunga didn't go as planned did it!Warpig is up and he's celebrating inside the ring. The ref raises his hand. Bunga rolls out of the ring and off the apron and flops onto the mats below. Warpig walks up the ramp to his music. The scene fades out.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 29, 2021 19:08:37 GMT -5
Sara Pettis Segment
Six chairs around a conference table are filled with representatives of Devil's Gate. United States Champion Der Metzger, Television Champion Twiztid Insane, VOID, Sara Pettis, wrongly terminated official Jeremy White, and - of course - Dr. Reginald Royce. Royce presses a button on his laptop, which powers on a holographic simulator that spreads across the table. Twiztid seems the most impressed. Twiztid Insane: Yoooooo! I didn't know this technology even existed!Reginald Royce: It doesn't… yet. There are departments of Devil's Gate you have yet to encounter, Mr. Insane.Twiztid Insane: Call me Twiztid, homie. Or Mistah TeeVee Champ.Sara Pettis: What is all of this?Reginald Royce: This is the current revenue of Action Wrestling based on the current landscape. And this--Royce presses a button and the digital graphs change immensely. Reginald Royce: --is a projection based on enlistment of more superstars over the next six months. As you can see, those in the Devil's Gate column are top earners and influencers for the company. Our collective value grows exponentially with each piece added to the puzzle.Der Metzger leans in close, analyzing the data. Der Metzger: Wo bin ich, doktor?Royce quickly shuts down the simulation. Reginald Royce: Tonight is yet another turning point for Devil's Gate. VOID and Ms. Pettis will be bringing home the Cruiserweight Tag Team Championship. Mr. Insane will be retaining the Television Championship. And Mr. White will be available if a situation calls for his supremely professional and unbiased officiating. I will be meeting individually with select superstars in an effort to boost enlistment.Der Metzger calmly raises his hand. Der Metzger: Was ist mit mir, doktor?Royce continues to ignore him. VOID tilts his head as distrust fills his mind. Reginald Royce: Everything is going according to plan. Together, everyone achieves more. The work you're all doing will change this world for the better, and possibly even this business that brought you all together. Now, if you'll excuse me--Der Metzger slams his fists on the table. Der Metzger: HÖREN SIE MIR ZU ... DOKTOR!He reaches over and snatches Royce's laptop, hurling it at the wall, shattering it into as many pieces as it shattered into. Royce rolls his chair back up the wall as Metzger lunges over the table. Before anything sinister can happen, Royce's personal security makes the save. While restrained, Royce injects a sleeping agent into Metzger's neck. Within moments, our United States Champion is fast asleep and security lies him down on the table. Reginald Royce: Any questions, comments, concerns?Sara and Twiztid are shocked but not comfortable getting involved. VOID looks to the wall, as if being instructed by the great abyss. White raises his hand slowly. Royce nods at him. Jeremy White: Who do I talk to about parking reimbursement? The arena charged me twenty-five dollars.The scene fades and we return to the regularly scheduled programming.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 29, 2021 19:10:56 GMT -5
Television Championship Rematch! Debra Monroe vs. Twiztid Insane(c) Adilene Floyd: The following match is for the Action Wrestling Television Championship!“Girls Just Want To Have Fun” blares through the PA and the lights dance into multicolored strobes. The crowd cheers as Debra bounces out from gorilla on feet fueled by the energy of the fans. Needles to say, she’s pumped up. She unzips her flamboyant, bright multi colored jacket straight out of Macho Man Randy Savage’s wardrobe, and throws up a military salute before storming down the aisle toward the ring. She dishes out heaps of hugs and glad-handing then slides into the ring under the bottom rope and pops up to her vertical base. As the fans dance to the strobes and music, she peels off her jacket and tosses it to a lucky fan in one of the nearby rows, then jogs over to her corner in preparation for the match and hugs the referee. Adilene Floyd: Introducing first, she is the Mugger from Huggerton, USA… she is the Countess of Monte Hug-o… weighing 130 pounds… DEBRAAA MONROEEE!Billy: Debra Monroe impressed so much last week that she was awarded with an immediate rematch!Chris Avery: These two are creating tsunamis in Action Wrestling right now!Billy: Wot.Chris Avery: You know… “making waves”? “Big splash”? Jesus, Billy.Billy: Sori.As Raw Deal queues up on the arena speakers, the lights in the pulse until the song hits the 11 second mark and Twiztid bursts through the curtains, vibing to the song, bobbing his head to the beat of the song in the background, as he makes his way down the ramp, high fiving the fans that do want to high five him, the announcer makes their introduction. Adilene Floyd: Making his way to the ring... from Detroit, Michigan. Weighing in tonight at 230 pounds… he is the AW Television Champion… THE CLOWN PRINCE!... TWIZTID... IN... SANE!After the introduction is done, Twiztid slides under the bottom rope and goes to a corner, posing on the second rope before hopping down and getting ready for the match. Chris Avery: This is the Juggalo versus the Huggalo, part two!Billy: Lessssssgoooooooo!!Debra Monroe and Twiztid Insane come out of their respective corners and begin to circle each other in the center of the ring. Debra smiles and tilts her head, extending out her arms, hoping Twiztid will oblige in a pre-match hug. After meeting there, Debra pulls Twiztid in forward and scores with a knee to the stomach, and flips him back over her head and down to the mat. Chris Avery: Ha! Debra Monroe used the power of the hug for the initial advantage!Billy: And I think all civility is out the window! Too much is at stake!Twiztid gets back to his feet quickly and forces Debra into a tie up. The move around for position, but Twiztid gets the advantage and forces Debra back several steps into the corner. He pushes back hard until the referee gets between them and forces them apart from each other. Chris Avery: The contrast here is uncanny -- Debra wears a smile on her face but packs a mean streak, and Twiztid Insane wears scary clown make-up but might be the nicest guy on the planet!Twiztid and Debra walk around each other some more and meet in the center of the ring again, tying up. Twiztid works her into a side headlock, before Debra moves him back into the ropes and pushing him off into the opposite ropes. Twiztid rebounds back off the ropes and hits a shoulder block on Debra knocking her back down to the mat. Twiztid runs into the ropes and runs over the top of Debra as she rolls over to her stomach, before rebounding off the opposite ropes and coming back, running under Debra as she leapfrogs over him. Twiztid comes off the ropes and Debra goes for a hip toss, which Twiztid blocks. Twiztid spins around and goes for a hip toss of his own, only for Debra to bring him down with a arm drag takeover. Chris Avery: From the looks of it, these two are very evenly matched to start things off.Billy: Exactly what you would expect from round two!They tie up again, this time with Twiztid pulling Debra around with an arm wrench, spinning it in place several times, and punching at her arm. Debra reverses the wrench and brings him down with a side headlock takeover. Twiztid forces his way back up to his feet and shoves her off into the ropes. Debra rebounds back into the ring and Twiztid takes her back down with a rushing back elbow. Debra slowly gets back to her feet, only to have Twiztid rush into the ropes behind her and rebound back with a forearm to the back of the head. Twiztid gets back up and hits a pair of elbows to the back of her head, before she gets back up and he tosses her back down with a snapmare takeover. Twiztid gets down on her, but Debra rolls him through, and shoves him back with her feet. Chris Avery: And we are STILL at a stalemate!Billy: Someone is going to need to capitalize soon.Debra steps forward and hits Twiztid with a single leg dropkick that knocks him down to the mat. Twiztid gets back to his feet and the two of them share a quick strike exchange, that Twiztid takes the advantage on before whipping Debra into the ropes. Debra puts on the brakes, hits Twiztid with a back kick to the stomach, followed by a toe kick to the face. Debra whips Twiztid into the ropes and leaps up, only for Twiztid to catch her and drop her down with an atomic drop. Twiztid then rushes forward, hitting her with a running clothesline sending her over the top rope and down to the floor. Twiztid climbs out to the apron and jumps down, hitting Debra with an elbow. Chris Avery: The action has spilled to the outside! Anything can happen out here!Billy: Normally I’d say this is an advantage for Twiztid, but I’d say that about Debra too!Chris Avery: Sure, Devil’s Gate could be lurking in any corner, but the Undercard Revolution can mitigate that!Twiztid stomps on her a few times before rolling back into the ring, and lifting Debra up to the ring apron. He looks for a suplex, only for Debra to land on her feet behind him, and pulling him into a roll up as the referee slides in to make the count. Chris Avery: Debra with the roll up!1… 2… ... Billy: But Twiztid kicks out with ease!Twiztid moves in on Debra only to have her drop a toe hold on him, spin over him and pull him into a heel hook. Twiztid grabs the bottom rope quickly, forcing Debra to release the hold on the count of three. They get back to their feet, and enter into a test of strength. Twiztid twists Debra’s hands around and gets her down to her knees. Debra struggles against it until she is able to get back to her feet and give him a hard kick to the stomach, forcing him to release his hold of her, before leaping into the air with a flying backspinning dropkick to the face of Twiztid. Debra rushes into the ropes and comes back, looking for a front flip senton splash, only for Twiztid to move out of the way. Twiztid runs into the ropes himself, and rebounds back with a fist drop on Debra. Twiztid gets on top of her and starts throwing down right hands until Debra manages to kick him off. Debra rushes into the ropes and ducks under a clothesline attempt from Twiztid. She rebounds back across the ring and runs right into a Thesz Press from Twiztid, who follows up with several more right hands. Debra reaches up with her legs and pulls him down into a pin as the referee gets down to make the count. Chris Avery: Debra’s got something here!1… 2… 3-- Billy: Twiztid reversed it!1... 2… 3--- Chris Avery: Debra pulls up!They stand back up to their feet together, each one trying to pull the other one down into a backslide, until Twiztid spins and boots Debra in the leg. He follows up with a pair of right hands before tossing her into the ropes, catching her on the rebound and tossing her over the top rope and down to the floor. Debra slowly works her way back up to the ring apron at the count of six, before Twiztid boots her in the stomach and takes her by the head, dropping her down on the top rope. Debra rolls back from the momentum of the move, as Twiztid rushes forward and hits her in the back, sending her flying off the apron and into the barricade. Chris Avery: Oh! Debra has just been sent into the barricade hard!!Twiztid rolls to the outside and takes Debra by the head and lifts her into the air, before dropping her chest across the barricade. Twiztid takes her again, only to have her slap his hands away and punch him in the face. They exchange strikes back and forth until Twiztid takes her and tosses her into the ring steps. Twiztid takes Debra and rolls her into the ring before getting in himself. Twiztid goes in after her and drops an elbow on her head. He lifts her back up and whips her into the ropes, she comes back with a flying spinning wheel kick, but Twiztid sees it coming and moves out of the way, sending Debra crashing into the corner. Chris Avery: Debra, going for that kick, but Twiztid had it so well scouted, he knew exactly what to do!Billy: Twiztid has been doing some homework!Twiztid rushes over to the corner, and drops a forearm on the back of Debra’s head, before taking her by the head and moving her back to the center of the ring. Twiztid lifts her up, looking for a body slam, only for Debra to pull him down into a small package. Chris Avery: Small package!Billy: No wait…She rolls through the small package attempt and locks on her TAPS submission instead! Inverted scorpion deathlock, and Debra pulled it out of nowhere! Twiztid is hurting right now, unable to move, and Debra’s face contorts, hoping she can pull off the submission victory right here! Chris Avery: He’s inching closer and closer!Billy: And he reaches the bottom rope!Debra can’t believe she was that close to winning! They get back to their feet, and Twiztid catches Debra with a big uppercut, followed by a bodyslam down to the mat. Twiztid climbs up to the second turnbuckle, before leaping off and dropping a forearm across Debra’s chest and making the cover. Chris Avery: Twiztid looking for the win!1… 2… 3-- Chris Avery: Debra’s just able to get the shoulder up!Twiztid goes to lift Debra back to her feet only to have her slap his hands away and engage him in an back and forth fist strike. Debra hits him with a spinning back kick to the stomach, before running into the ropes and climbing them like a ladder, connecting with a huge Whisper in the Wind! Twiztid starts to get back up, but Debra is right there with a running bullet dropkick that sends him through the second rope and down to the floor. Debra rushes into the opposite ropes as Twiztid gets back to his feet rebounds across the ring, flying over the top rope with a front flip senton attack that hits Twiztid in the body and sends both crashing down to the floor. Chris Avery: Debra throwing caution to the wind! When a championship is on the line, you get a pretty reckless!Billy: Oh, like the band??Chris Avery: Wot.They both slowly work their way back to the ring. Each of them rolling in at the count of eight. Billy: Look out!Monroe goes for an attack but Twiz catches her and hits the psychodriver!! Billy: RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE!!ONE!~! TWO!! THREE!! DING DING DING Billy: Twiztid retains the Television Championship!!Twiz kneels up, exhausted and the ref hands him the Television Championship. Monroe rolls out of the ring as Twiz gets to his feet and raises the TV title up in the air. Chris Avery: Devils Gate carrying out a very dark order here! Twiztid keeps the TV belt around his waist for another week!Billy: What a win for Twiztid! Putting Monroe away not once but twice is no small feat and he's able to do it!Chris Avery: Debra Monroe is a great superstar and she's still finding her way in AW, make no doubt; she has the talent and fortitude to win here!We fade out with Twiz walking up the ramp with the Television Championship.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 29, 2021 19:11:26 GMT -5
Mason Jones Segment
The scene opens up to Jayson Price walking through the hallway with a glass of ice, booze and some sort of soda mixture. He stops and rolls his eyes. The camera turns and it's Mason Jones. Mason Jones: Hey, uh, hey sir! How are you?!Jayson Price: Ugh, What do you want?Mason Jones: Any advice for me for my match tonight? It's a Match Madness and theres like 7 of us or something and we're al-Jayson Price: I don't care.Mason Jones: ..- going at it and whoever can score the pinfall or submission fir-Jayson Price: Shut-shut up..Mason Jones: ..-And then I'm hoping I can win so any adv-Jayson Price: HEY!Mason stops talking. Jayson Price: Want my advice? Any time you find me, either have a very strong alcoholic drink for me or noise-cancelling headphones that I can use so I don't have to listen to your rambling.Mason nods and looks down at the floor. Jayson Price: Now, move, I see some hot bitches I need to chat up.Price walks by but not before shoulder bumping Mason out of his way. Price is out of hear-shot and chatting up some women as Mason Jones nods and whispers to himself.. Mason Jones: Man, what a legend.Mason smiles and the scene fades out.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 29, 2021 19:14:01 GMT -5
Match Madness John Black vs. Mason Jones vs. Tyler Matthews vs. Gabrielle VanZant vs. Byron Bathory vs. Mr. Abraham vs. Corey Bull vs. Wade Brilliant
Timebomb comes back from a Road to Evolution hype video and the ring is full of people. Billy: HERE WE GO! MATCH MADNESS MAGGLE!Chris Avery: Who is Maggle?Billy: John Black vs. Mason Jones vs. Tyler Matthews vs. Gabrielle VanZant vs. Byron Bathory vs. Mr. Abraham vs. Corey Bull vs. Wade Brilliant! First pin wins! LEEEEEEGOOOOOO!DING DING DING Everyone in the ring starts brawling with each other. Mr. Abraham and Corey Bull start clearing the ring with chokeslams, haymakers and gut kicks. Wade Brilliant lands on the apron and Corey Bull spears him off the apron, but the rest of the competitors catch Wade Brilliant instead! Corey Bull turns and ducks a big boot by Mr. Abraham and the two big men get in each other’s face and start running their mouths. Billy: SHITFIRE! We’re about to have two monsters go at it!Chris Avery: You talking about yourself and that huge sub sandwich you’re about to bite into?Billy: What else would I be talking about?!Abraham and Bull go at it, hammering each other with big rights and lefts. Abraham backs Bull into the corner and whips him across the ring. Bull reverses and follows Abraham in for a splash!! Bull whips Abraham across the ring, but Abraham reverses this time and follows in for a big boot! Bull almost flips over the top rope, but holds on! The rest of the field slides back into the ring and split up with 3 men hammering away at Corey Bull and the other three hammering away at Abraham. Abraham starts screaming out “He’s biting me!” and two of the opponents peel off to show Tyler Matthews biting Abraham’s leg. Abraham brings down an axe handle, knocking him to the mat. Wade Brilliant comes charging in and hits a crossbody on Abraham but he only staggers him backwards. Gabrielle runs in with a jumping heel kick and Abraham flies out through the ropes and onto the apron. He gets to a standing position and is sent flying off by a bicycle kick from Tyler Matthews, sending Abraham to the mats outside. Gabrielle hits a shotgun dropkick on Tyler Matthews, but is quickly taken down by a powerbomb from Wade Brilliant. Billy: These guys and lady are taking each other down, Chris!Chris Avery: Yeah, and Corey Bull is fighting them off like a beast across the ring!Corey Bull is nailing huge rights and lefts at John, Mason, and Byron, but Mason gets a low blow, taking Bull down. Bull gets sent through the ropes and to the outside by a double dropkick from John and Byron. The two men turn to each other and John goes for a handshake, but is taken down by Byron with a spinning roundhouse kick. Mason doesn’t give Byron time to get an advantage as he executes a vertical suplex. Mason thrusts for the ladies...and the gents as he doesn’t judge in 2021, but Corey Bull is back in the ring and takes him down with running double knees. Mr. Abraham is back in the ring and powerslams Gabrielle. Gabrielle bounces back though and hits a springboard crossbody taking down Tyler Matthews. Wade Brilliant is up top and hits a frog splash on Tyler Matthews. He goes for the pin! ONNEEE!! TWO NOOO! Three people all stomp Wade at the same time to stop him from going for the pin. They look at each other and then start brawling and the other five participants all start brawling as well and the chaos leads outside the ring. Chris Avery: IT’S MARCH MADNESS OUT HERE!Billy: MATCH madness, Chris!! Get the gimmick right!Chris Avery: Regardless, everyone is brawling outside the ring, but they gotta get back in and pin or tap someone to win!Abe and Bathory roll into the ring but they turn and hit dueling kicks on Mason Jones! They suplex his ass onto the canvas! Abe turns around and Tyler Mathews hits a knee strike to his face knocking him out of the ring!! John Black hits a clothesline sending Bathory back outside of the ring! Bull is on the outside but Gabrielle and Wade Brilliant throw him into the steel steps! They roll into the ring but it's Matthews who rolls Wade up as John Black schoolboy pins Gabrielle!! One! Two! THREE!! DING DING DING! Billy: Tyler Matthews won!Chris Avery: I thought it was John Black who won!Black and Matthews get up but look frustrated at each other demanding they won. The ref holds his head as he knows he fucked up. He raises both their hands! Billy: What?!Black and Matthews take their hands back and face off in the middle of the ring yelling and pushing at each other. The ref is confused. We're confused.. Chris Avery: Well, we're going to have to settle this out one way or another!Billy: Oh man! You're right!We fade out.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 29, 2021 19:15:06 GMT -5
Pineapple Promenade Segment
Timebomb’s broadcast bawdily bounces backstage as Azurine Vebbins agonizes over attire. “‘Da Damsel in Dat Dress” holds up two long sleeve Body Glove-branded paddle suits. Apart from her halo as well as a golden sarong wrapped around her waist, she appears somewhat starkers. Security camera footage shoots from behind Vebbins’ supple shoulders and focuses on Nidrah’s facial features. “Big Swoon,” by contrast, has already slipped into her longtime standard leotard. Azurine Vebbins: Big Swoon, please b-flat honest wid me. Should I grapple in da True Red or Prussian Blue tonight? Askin’ since red matches my hair and halo while Prussian really brin’s out da blue in my ocular cavities, y’know?Nidrah: I know intimately, my Azzy. Here’s a coy counterargument, though. Both will become brown when you finish fighting. It’s what happens when we slosh in slop. Also, is there a reason you only chose red and blue, fugala’au matagofie? E te fa’aosoosoina a’u pe a lele i totonu o lena pale auro, alafau suamalie. You tempt me terrible when you glide in that golden sarong, sweet-cheeks. Katta Pult’s valea e talitonu ana vete e sili atu nai lo oe, Dat Azz. Katta Pult’s crazy to believe her booty is better than yours, Dat Azz.Azurine Vebbins: Aw, t’ank you, Nidrah. Likewise, any team not willing to get “lalo ma palapla” in that pit certifiably earns primary privilege to be pummeled by Pineapple Promenade. As for bein’ wishy-washy on wardrobe, I was contemplatin’ on whed-er to cut da red wire or blue wire. Also, even dough, dis stream’s a pay-per-view presentation, I should slip on an underwire upper unmentionable. Speakin’ of slippin’, I predict dat’s da people’s prerogative when it comes to securin’ an Action Wrestlin’ Cruiserweight Tag-Team Title strap onto your wonder whelmin’ waist again.Turning her countenance to the camera, “Da Adorkable Angel” double blinks before engaging her partner again. Nidrah blushes beet red before she regains enough composure to lob Vebbins’ dirty laundry. Utilizing quickchange techniques they learned last Monday in Vegas, “Big Swoon” pitches the Prussian paddle suit and golden sarong. Swimming snug in her selected suit, Azurine simpers when her partner zips her up. Nidrah: Seseese le fa’alavelave. O le a manuia le tatou misiona. Lua Gents, Mumu, Pa’epa’e, & Lanumoana Lamu, Karnival o tino oti, ma Faitoto’a Crashers,pe a o’o i lenei tauvaga tumutumuga …o le to’avalu o le a i’u o ni la’au tiga i le palapala. I le taimi nei, o ma’ua ma Azzy e tatau ona fa’ata’ita’i a ma’ua fa’aosoosoga i totonu o le tapu vevela. Crisis averted. Our mission will be successful. Two Gents, Red, White, & Blue Chew, Carnival of Carcass, and Gate Crashers, when this contest climaxes...you eight will end up as sore sticks in the mud. Meanwhile, my Azzy and I should tend to tame our temptation tics inside hot tub.“The Sarong Strong Samoan” finishes Pineapple Promenade’s segment by intensely interlocking her fingers with Azurine’s. She then lovingly leads her lady out of their assigned boudoir bunker and towards the makeshift mud pit.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 29, 2021 19:15:54 GMT -5
Kancer vs. Claire Hawkins
Red lights flash as "The Sickness" by Disturbed begins to play. Kancer slowly makes his way down the ramp, he enters the ring then goes and sits upon his corner's top turn-buckle; he waits for the bell. Billy: This next match is big! Claire Hawkins has had momentum lately, and Kancer is making his huge RETURN to AW!Chris Avery: We'll have to see! Anything can happen in Action Wrestling! I'm glad Kanceris back!As the world falls; wider grows disaster's maw Desperate the thralls call; thee three crows caw As those words faded to black, a shrill Banshee’s Wail rang out through the stadium and everything went as dark as it possibly could. A moment later, the beginnings of Orbit Culture’s Nensha began to play; a light layer of smoke appeared upon the stage as the lights began to frantically flash in sync with the music. As the music increased in pace, so did the flashing of the lights; a silhouette of a person appearing upon the stage, hunched forward. PICK UP THE BONES! Abruptly, the lights return to normal in time to see the person lean backward and release a deep guttural scream upwards to the heavens from parted lips painted black. Upon finishing the guttural growl, the person titled their head down and fixated their fiery crimson gaze upon the ring; the Action Wrestling crowd letting out a sizable pop. With skin as pale as porcelain and clearly dressed to compete within the squared circle, the person was none other than the Witch of Action Wrestling; Claire Hawkins! Adilene Floyd: Making her way to the ring, from Salem, Massachusetts, weighing in at 145 pounds, she is "The Witch".....CLAIRE.....HAWKINS!!Once she reached the ringside area Claire paused for a moment to look at the cameraman that had dared to get close enough to get a good shot of her face. With a vicious snarl, Claire let out another one of those screams and forced the cameraman to quickly backpedal. Feeling pleased with herself, Claire made her way over to the steps and into the ring. Once she was in the ring she walked to the side of the ring where the hard camera was and stepped onto the second rope, leaned forward a little to keep her balance, and held her arms up while she held up in the "Devil Horns" gesture as pyro shot up from the ring posts. All the while bellowing out that same savage, guttural scream. Billy: They look ready to go!Chris Avery: This should be good!DING DING DING Kancer grabs Hawkins and hits a few chops before sending him back into the turnbuckle with a boot to the gut and a huge right hand. He whips Hawkins out of the corner into the opposite turnbuckle and lets Hawkins stumble out and hits a scoop slam! Kancer stomps on Hawkins and lifts him back up hitting a suplex! Kancer goes for a cover! ONE! TWO! Chris Avery: She kicks out!!Kancer grabs Hawkins and hits a few chops and sends him to the ropes and goes for a clothesline! Hawkins ducks and lets Kancer turn around and hits a dropkick! Kancer goes down to the canvas before rolling to his knees where Hawkins meets him with a kick to the head! Hawkins pins Kancer! ONE! TWO! Kancer gets a shoulder out and rolls to the corner where Hawkins helps him to his feet just to whip him out of the corner into the other turnbuckles hitting a powerslam! Hawkins pins Kancer! Billy: What a powerslam from Hawkins!!Chris Avery: She's not messing around tonight!One! Two! Kancer gets another shoulder up. Billy: It was almost over!Chris Avery: I thought it was!This time Hawkins picks up Kancer and goes for a suplex but Kancer gets out of it and hits a jumping neckbreaker!! Hawkins is out! Kancer covers! One! Two! Thre- NO!! Billy: Hawkins GETS A SHOULDER UP!!Chris Avery: WHAT A MATCH!! HOLY SMOKES!! THIS IS FIRE!Kancer whips Hawkins to the ropes and goes for a kick but Hawkins catches the boot and whips Kancer around and hits A SPINNING HEEL KICK! Hawkins has him down for the count! ONE!! TWO!! KANCER KICKS OUT!! Billy: WOW! I DIDNT THINK KANCER COULD KICK OUT!Chris Avery: THEY GO BACK AND FORTH WITH MOMENTUM!Hawkins lifts Kancer to his feet and goes for another suplex but Kancer gets out of it one more time! This time Kancer whips Hawkins to the ropes but both superstars hit a clothesline sending the other one down! Billy: Both of them are down!Chris Avery: Who can take advantage!Kancer picks up Hawkins and hits a forearm sending her to one knee! Kancer from there hits THE SHINING WIZARD!! Billy: THE SHINING WIZARD!!Kancer pins!! ONE!! TWO!! HAWKINS KICKS OUT!! Billy: OH MY GOD!! OH MY GOD!!Kancer is frustrated and whips Hawkins into the corner/turnbuckles and stumbles out but she catches Kancer trying to hit a running attack - from there she hits an exploding suplex INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!! Kancer lands upside down and stumbles back up to his feet and turns around.. Hawkins hits SPIRITBREAKER!! Billy: SPIRITBREAKER!! OH SHE GOES FOR THE COVER!!ONE!! TWO!! THRE- Chris Avery: KANCER KICKS OUT!! KANCER KICKS OUT!! KANCER KICKS OUT!!The crowd is completely invested into this match now! Hawkins picks up Kancer and goes for a slam but he floats out of it behind her and turns her around and goes for a short-arm clothesline but she ducks, and he turns around.. Hawkins goes for the mist but Kancer ducks and the mist is sprayed everywhere!! Hawkins is grabbed from behind by Kancer and he hits the russian leg drop down onto the canvas!! Billy: What impact!!Chris Avery: ONE LAST BREATH!!Kancer covers! One! Two! Three!! He smiles like a sadistic son of a bitch as the bell rings!! DING DING DING Billy: Kancer is victorious on his return to the ring!Chris Avery: He just put Claire Hawkins away! Wow!He gets up and takes the arm away from the ref and raises it himself. The ref points at Kancer who is the winner. He rolls out of the ring and poses and taunts again in his own manner. Billy: Shitfire, I had no idea who was going to win that, back and forth, back and forth and he somehow escaped the mist! No one escapes that, but Kancer was just one step ahead!Chris Avery: Hawkins is a TOP wrestler here, folks, and Kancer was able to make her sick!Billy: They're both looking forward to Havoc now, and the sky is the limit for both of these superstars!Kancer is up the ramp walking away and just behind him we can see Hawkins on her knees seething at Kancer from inside the ring. We fade out.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 29, 2021 19:16:15 GMT -5
Red, White, and Bruised Segment
Timebomb fades to the backstage area to Nate Burleson. Nate Burleson: Please welcome my guests at this time: Red, White, and Bruised! Tonight, ladies, you have the opportunity to become four time cruiserweight tag team champions.Nikki Vaughn: Nathan, this match is completely insulting to everyone! A mud match...really?! This is the type of thing you see in sleazy bars on a Saturday night.Karlie Nash: I’ve said it a million times already: Cruiserclash has gone to *Censored*. Cruiserclash is now the turd in the toilet bowl of professional wrestling and no amount of flushing makes it go away. Tonight, Cruiserweight Tag titles match proves it. I may dislike our opponents, but at some point they probably cared about this sport. Tonight, we’ll do what we have to to get our titles back whether we like it or not.Nate Burleson: Jim Mud said there will be weapons available.Karlie Nash: Jim Mud says a lot of things, but no one gives a *Censored*. Jim Mud has done *Censored* in this business and without his current affiliation, he would be jobbing to Flop.Nikki Vaughn: Tonight, Nathan, we will get back what is rightfully ours and as for our opponents...Karlie stares into the camera. Karlie Nash: Tonight, Pineapple Promenade.Nikki Vaughn: Die.Karlie Nash: The Gatecrashers.Nikki Vaughn: Die.Karlie Nash: Carnival of Carnage.Nikki Vaughn: Die.Karlie Nash: The Two Gents.Nikki Vaughn: Die.Karlie Nash: Ezekiel 25:17: I will execute great vengeance on them with wrathful rebukes. Then they will know that I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon them.Nikki Vaughn: Sounds about right. Have a good night, Nathan. As always, the pleasure was yours.Karlie and Nikki exit the interview area.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 29, 2021 19:17:12 GMT -5
Jenna Bauer, Sara Pettis, and Spayde Martinez Segment
Woman on a mission, Jenna Bauer, storms through the backstage area. She accosts Sara Pettis from behind as she's posing for some promotional shots. Jenna Bauer: Sara, you know why I'm here. Feels like you've been ducking me.Pettis sighs. She covertly shows her something on her cell. Sara Pettis: Timestamp. Alibi. Cross me off your damn list, hon. Goodbye.Jenna studies the image in greater detail. Jenna Bauer: Is this a date? Who's the guy? I can only see his back.Sara Pettis: Irrelevent. Cross my name.Pettis walks off as Jenna is striking through her name, content with her excuse. Suddenly the list is punted down to the harsh arena floor and a familiar voice booms from behind her. Spayde Martinez: This is child's play. I'm an adult. You're down to 2.Adrenaline racing, Jenna drops to the ground and retrieves her list. She stares Spayde directly in the eyes before crossing her off the list. Jenna Bauer: Yeah, you didn't do it.Spayde treads on, and totally obliterates, her pen. Jenna fumes as Martinez marches away.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 29, 2021 19:18:28 GMT -5
Jim Mud's Backyard Mud Slop
Red White & Bruised vs. Pineapple Promenade vs. Carnival of Carnage vs. Gatecrashers vs. Two Gents(c) Jimmy Garcia: Welcome back to Timebomb and welp, what the hell do we call what we have next?JJ Biggs: Theres a ten foot by ten foot 3 foot deep mud pit next to the stage, Jimmy and apparently our tag team has to get it into and wrestle.Jimmy Garcia: What the fudge. Right?JJ Biggs: Right! Last month at Battlefield, it was Red White and Bruised who won the Tag Team Championships who then lost it to Pineapple Promenade, who then lost it BACK to Two Gents in a cage match!Jimmy Garcia: Don't forget it was Jim Mud who ordered Two Gents and Pineapple Promenade to be hit over the head with steel chairs before that match even started!JJ Biggs: Ugh, so much! Now lets get to it! I believe this match is starting in the ring!?Jimmy Garcia: Who knows!"Out of the Black" by Royal Blood hits and Pettis and Void come out from behind the curtain out onto the stage. They look at the mud pid next to the stage but keep walking down the ramp and get into the ring. Adilene Floyd: One of the teams challenging for the Cruiserweight Tag Team Championships.. they are Sara Pettis and Void.. THE GATECRASHERS!!They get into the ring and prepare. Jimmy Garcia: What a surprising team this is!? We can't even overstate enough that they were being creepy and confusing as hell the last few weeks!JJ Biggs: Pettis and Void inside Devils Gate.. I can't believe it!As the intro of the song plays throughout the speakers in the arena the lights pulse to the bass of the song, then as we hear Violent J say "Shut ya ass up and let the juggla sing", Kill Ya Homie and Rist Kutta burst out from the curtains, bottle of Faygo in each hand. They make their way out to the ring, K.Y.H gets on the apron and throws the bottle out to the Juggalos in the crowd as Rist Kutta gets on the second rope and does the same. Kill Ya Homie then gets in the ring and both of them go to their corner, waiting for the match to begin. Jimmy Garcia: This new team beat the former Tag Team Champions in Pineapple Promenade!JJ Biggs: Yes they did!Radio Gaga plays and Azurine Vebbins and Nidrah come out and fives the fans and do their respective poses. They're in the ring and ready. Jimmy Garcia: Very speedy entrance! They're ready to get to battle!JJ Biggs: They had a taste of that Championship gold! They want it back!Crush Em' By Megadeth blasts in the arena as Karlie and Nikki step on the stage wearing matching Red White and Bruised T-shirts, they smirk as they react to the crowd they walk with swagger towards the ring, they climb the ropes from the outside and point to the crowd and make the loser sign, they meet in the middle of the ring and high five, they enter their corner, Karlie sits in the corner as Nikki lays out on the top rope. Jimmy Garcia: The Mexican Tag Team Champions, Karlie Nash and Nikki Vaughn.. one of the best tag teams of all time in AW!JJ Biggs: If you're Karlie Nash, Nikki Vaughn or Spencer Adams you're basically one of the best tag team wrestlers of all time!Suddenly, and without warning, the sound of trumpet fanfare echoes throughout the arena, as though a monarch is about to enter into a throne room. The brassy sound echoes on the final note, before giving way to Shining Star by Earth Wind and Fire. And it is here that the two gents finally make their appearance... Standing on the ramp together they hold up their hands, shaking their hand in time to the opening riff of the song., the crowd hushes in anticipation as the BWAH of the first trumpet hits. The gents fist bump at this precise moment, triggering two confetti cannons which shoot into the crowd at the same time. They grin and soak in the atmosphere as one of Jenson's LARPing crew walks towards them with a brace of t-shirt cannons on a cushion. He bows in front of the stars as Teo and Jenson take the cannons then start walking toward the ring, shooting t-shirts into the crowd, forwarded by more confetti and ribbons, showerng the crowd with gifts and paper. Adilene Floyd: The Cruiserweight Tag Team Champions... TWOOOOO GENTS!!They finally reach the ring and remove their capes, stepping onto the apron, holding their tag team titles in the air, basking in the crowd response. Jimmy Garcia: What an entrance!!JJ Biggs: I love it!!DING DING DING Teo gets into the ring but Nikki Vauhn picks up Teo and Karlie hits the SHATTER MACHINE!! Jimmy Garcia: Deliberate Attempt To Injure on Teo!!Jenson can't believe it and goes for a clothesline on Rist Kutta but its Pacific Rim from Vebbins and Nidrah!! JJ Biggs: THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS ARE DOWN!!Karlie pins Teo.. Vebbins pins Jenson!! ONE!! Void and Pettis both stomp on each different pin to break it up!! Rist Cutta grabs Nidrah and starts brawling in the corner!! Nikki grabs Kill and they brawl to the outside of the ring off the apron to the mats!! Void picks up Teo and stomps on him in the corner knocking him back down! Pettis runs across the ring and goes for a jumping dropkick to Teo but Karlie catches Pettis and hits a spinning sidewalk slam busting powermove that Baron Corbin does! (Karlie loves Baron Corbin, shes a big mark loljk). Karlie gets back up but it's Vebbins hitting Karlie with a right hand and then a jumping ass-splash to the face of Karlie knocking her down outside of the ring! Jimmy Garcia: Theres action everywhere!JJ Biggs: What the hell is even happening!? Its hard to keep up!Jimmy Garcia: This match is a ticking time bomb!Jenson is up and clotheslined over the top rope by Cutta!! Cutta goes to the top rope and jumps off hitting a big plancha splash on Jenson crashing down!! Void hits the ropes and hits a STIFF SUICIDE DIVE knocking Rist and Jenson back down at the bottom of the ramp!! Nikki climbs up the apron and runs and jumps to the top turnbuckles and turns, moonsaulting off and crashes down on to Jenson, Rist and Void!! All four crash down at the bottom of the ramp now!! Jimmy Garcia: Oh my god!! They're high-flying everywhere!!Teo is on the top rope and stands up! The crowd loves it! Teo jumps and hits a spinning 450 splash and lands on all of them!! JJ Biggs: GOOD GOD!! TEO WITH A CRAZY FLYING FLIPPING CRASH DOWN!!Jimmy Garcia: All of them are out!Vebbins is at the ropes demanding they get up and she goes to hit the ropes BUT KARLIE HITS THE CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL!! SHe pins!! Jimmy Garcia: ITS OVER!! WE GOT NEW CHAMPS!!ONE!! TWO!! PETTIS STOMPS ON IT BREAKING THE PIN!! Karlie gets up and PETTIS HITS THE ONE LEGGED CODEBREAKER!! Jimmy Garcia: THERE IT IS!! PETTIS HAS IT!!ONE!! TWO!! NIDRAH BREAKS UP THE PIN WITH A STOMP!! Pettis stands up and TIGER BOMB FROM NIDRAH!! JJ Biggs: THEY'RE GONNA PULL IT OFF RIGHT NOW!!ONE!! TWO!! Void reaches in breaking up the pin!! Jimmy Garcia: HOLY SMOKES FOLKS!JJ Biggs: You're not kidding!!Rist and Killa pull Void back out of the ring and brawl with him on the ramp before they hit a double suplex on Void while going up the ramp! Jimmy Garcia: Damn what an impact!Jenson and Teo brawl with Carnival of Carnage before Teo flips Rist down with a back body drop as Jenson hits a spear taking down Killa! (Yeah, im gonna refer to him as Killa from now on) They're on the stage still brawling as Pettis pulls Nikki by the hair and throws her into the railing and starts slapping her around but Nidrah comes over with a double ax handle smash to her back! The three women start brawling up the ramp as well joining the rest of them! Karlie and Vebbins are trading right hand strikes up the ramp as well! JJ Biggs: They're all basically up the ramp and on the stage!! And just a few feet below is that 10 by 10 foot mud pit!They're on the ramp and Jenson and Teo grab Rist and point to the mud pit!! The crowd fucking POPS! They throw Rist off the stage and 4 feet down he flips into the mud pit splashing dirt everywhere!! Jimmy Garcia: OHHH MY!!Rist can't get up and is flailing around! Jenson turns around and Pettis hits a spear on Jenson on the stage! Teo tries to grab at Pettis but Nidrah and Vebbins hit a running shoulder-bump knocking Teo back off the stage and he flies into the mud!! JJ Biggs: OH MY GOD! ONE HALF OF THE CHAMPION IS DIRTY!Both are getting up but they look up and notice Nidrah and Vebbins are flying off the stage down to crash on to Rist and Teo into the mud!! Jimmy Garcia: Oh my!! The Pineapple babes are in there!The crowd is LOVING them covered in mud, those weird hick fucks, but we notice Pettis getting punched by Karlie and then Void comes over to stop that! Karlie back kicks Void and hits a clothesline sending Void back and Pettis is thrown into Void by Karlie and both Void and Pettis fly off the stage into the mud pit as well! Karlie looks down at them and is disgusted! Killa (yeah still Killa not Kill) comes over and grabs Karlie by the hair and tries to throw her off but she turns and flips Killa off the stage and he flips into the mud splashing everyone else! Jimmy Garcia: Oh man!!JJ Biggs: They're brawling in the mud pit now!Indeed they are. Everyone brawling someone except Karlie who stands on the stage. She keeps thumbs-down'ing the superstars brawling in the mud and the crowd boos her too. Karlie is shaking her head no and them Jim Mud appears from behind! He grabs Karlie by the trunks and her hair and THROWS HER INTO THE MUD FROM THE STAGE!! Karlie lands face first into the mud! She stands up and SCREAMS!! Jimmy Garcia: JIM MUD WANTS EVERYONE DIRTY!! THAT SON OF A BITCH!!JJ Biggs: DONT FRONT, JIMMY.. THAT SHIT IS FUNNY THO!Karlie stands up and starts punching at everyone in the mud pit!! Everyone begins to brawl now and they eventually get out of the mud pit and start brawling on the ramp! Each person is brawling with another! 5 pairs of superstars! They head towards the ring.. Pettis has Rist and throws him into the apron of the ring! Pettis turns around and gets a gut punch from Teo! He knees her in the gut as well and hip tosses her down onto the ramp! Teo turns around and Rist punches at Teo and then rolls him into the ring! Teo rolls in and gets up and Rist springboards to the top rope but Teo puts Rist right onto his shoulders and carries him around to the middle of the ring where he hits a DVD! Teo stands up and Vebbins hits a leg scissor takedown on Teo! He gets up and she hits a hurricanrana right after! Vebbins gets up and Pettis is in the ring and goes for a leg scissor takedown but Vebbins stops her! She swings Pettis back up but Pettis floats into the air and grabs the head of Vebbins and hits a DDT! Pettis stands up and grabs Rist and whips him into the corner! Jenson slides into the corner where Teo is.. Void stands up with Pettis near the corner.. Killa (yeah still Killa) stands up with Rist.. Nidrah gets into the ring with Vebbins.. Karlie and Nikki are just now at the apron.. Killa rushes across the ring but Nidrah takes him down with a spear!! Nidrah turns around and Jenson hits a superkick and then a bulldog onto Nidrah!! Nikki hits a crossbody springboarding from the top rope taking down Jenson! Vebbins gets into the ring and ducks Teos clothesline and hits a hurricanrana on Nikki! Teo bounces off the ropes and hits Vebbins with a BLAZING KNEE!! Jimmy Garcia: BLAZING KNEE!!Teo gets up and Karlie hits a CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL!! JJ Biggs: OHHHHH WHAT AN IMPACT FROM KARLIE!!Teo is down and Karlie turns around and Rist hits a 360 spinning kick taking down Karlie!! Jimmy Garcia: What a kick!! What a damn good kick!!Rist gets up and Pettis hits a one-legged codebreaker!! Jimmy Garcia: That codebreaker!! Snapping Rist back!!Nidrah gets a kick from Void in the gut! Everyone is down and Pettis and Void look at each other from opposite corners! JJ Biggs: THIS COULD BE IT!!Nidrah turns and Void and Pettis rush across with Pettis hitting a shining wizard and Void sweeping the back of the legs!! Jimmy Garcia: Dark Days Ahead!!JJ Biggs: OH GOD!!Pettis and Void pin Nidrah!! ONE!! TWO!! THREE!! DING DING DING Jimmy Garcia: WE GOT NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS IN THE CRUISERWEIGHT DIVISION!!JJ Biggs: HOLY HELL, DEVILS GATE ADDS MORE GOLD!!The crowd can't believe it as other superstars can't believe it and Pettis and Void stand up and the ref hands them the Cruiserweight Tag Team Championship belts.. Jimmy Garcia: What a win! What a huge debut for them in the CW Tag Division!JJ Biggs: New Cruiserweight Tag Team Champions, Pettis and Void have gold!The other teams regroup and help each other get to their feet. Pettis and Void laugh while holding the CW Tag belts and make their way up the ramp. The scene fades as the lights begin to flicker and the ActionTron stage lights up with static noise behind them. We cut to an ad for Havoc.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 29, 2021 19:19:39 GMT -5
Darren Marsh (w/ Bubba) vs. Julian Park (w/ Randy Buster)
"It's either them or you. It's sort of like, survival, y'know? Survival of the fittest, y'know? You do what you do to stay alive." The opening of "Survival Tactics" hits the PA system as the lights cut out, the tron pulsing to life with clips of the man of the hour training intercut with drone shots of the city of Chicago. As Joey's verse starts, Julian Park emerges from behind the curtain, eyes focused directly on the ring with seemingly nothing going on behind them. Randy Buster following him to support his respected friend! Adilene Floyd: Making his way to the ring now, from Albany Park in Chicago, Illinois…Julian rolls his neck before making his way briskly down the ramp. Adilene Floyd: Weighing in tonight at two hundred, thirty pounds, being accompanied by a wrestling legend Randy Buster... he is Julian "The Wolf" Park!Once down the ramp, he wastes no time ascending the steps and entering the ring. Chris Avery: I can't wait! Julian Park is going to get justice and Marsh is going to get what he deserves!Billy: I agree, hell yeah!Sirens ring out and generic dumb music hits and Darren Marsh comes pacing out to his music. He takes off his sunglasses and throws them behind him. Big Bubba walks behind him down the ramp as well. Billy: Here comes the LAW!Chris Avery: I hate this guy with a PASSION!Marsh gets to the bottom of the ramp and he talks gameplan with Big Bubba and then turns around! Billy: LOOK OUT!!Park is on the top rope balancing himself. Marsh looks around and Park is AIRBORNE!! Park crashes down onto Marsh!! Chris Avery: HOLY MOLY!! WHAT A FLYING MOVE!!Park stays on top of Marsh and hits him with lefts and rights!! He's giving him a flurry of punches! Billy: WHAT AN ATTACK!! LISTEN TO THIS CROWD THEY LOVE IT!!Big Bubba comes over to pick up Park but Buster makes his presence known too! The ref is yelling at all four superstars from inside the ring! Park gets up as Marsh crawls and walks away! He rolls into the ring.. DING DING DING ..and stands up but Park hits him with a knee to the gut! He whips Marsh to the ropes and Park hits a BACK BODY DROP!! Marshs fat ass flops down onto the canvas and Park pins! One! Two! MARSH KICKS OUT!! Billy: OH MAN!!Park gets up as Marsh is scurrying to the corner turnbuckles. Park rushes over and leaps into the air but Marsh catches him and keeps him locked into a bear hug!! Park punches at Marsh and lands on his feet and breaks away! Park hits the ropes and comes back but Marsh picks him up hitting a sidewalk slam!! Marsh pins! One! Two! Park kicks out! Chris Avery: Wow! What a kick out!Park gets up but Marsh is punching away at the head of Park reeling him back and then whips him to the ropes and hits his own back body drop!! Marsh grabs Park and picks him up wrapping him in a bear hug! Park is losing breath and getting fatigued by the second! Billy: He needs to break out of that!Park scratches at the face and gets out of it and falls down to the canvas. Marsh hits a running kick to the head of Park and pins again! One! Two! Park kicks out! Billy: Park needs to get back on his feet!Chris Avery: Marsh keeping the momentum up!Marsh picks up Park and scoop slams him down! He kneels over Park and hits a right hand! Another right hand! Another right hand! Billy: Come on!!Marsh pins the shoulders down! One! Two! KICK OUT!! Chris Avery: Park got a shoulder up!! Marsh is PISSED AND I LOVE IT!Marsh rolls to the outside and drags the feet of Park to the outside and picks him up and goes for a slam but Park floats behind Marsh and shoves him into the apron!! Marsh hits the apron hard! Park rolls into the ring and Marsh crawls back into the ring! Marsh stands up and Park hits a running crossbody!! He pins! One! Two! MARSH KICKS OUT!! Park gets back up and jumps up to the turnbuckle and leaps off and crashes down onto Marsh with a crossbody!! He pins again!! ONE!! TWO!! MARSH GETS A SHOULDER UP JUST BARELYYYYYYYYYYY!! Billy: OH MY GOD I THOUGHT IT WAS OVER!Marsh rolls out of the ring and shoves Buster down!! Buster eats shit on the canvas!! Buster gets back up and jumps onto the apron in a fit of fury! Marsh tells the ref! The ref goes over to Buster as Park is arguing with the ref to pay attention! Bubba gets on the apron and grabs Park from behind and hits a headbutt to the back of his head!! Billy: OH COME ON!! WHAT THE HELL!!Chris Avery: JESUS CHRIST!!Park is laid out on the canvas and Marsh rolls him over for a pin! The ref turns and looks at the pin!! ONE!! TWO!! THRE- PARK KICKS OUT!! Billy: PARK KICKED OUT!! HE GOT A SHOULDER UP!!Chris Avery: COME ON PARK!!Marsh is pissed and argues with the ref! Park gets up and rushes at Marsh but Marsh moves and Park bumps into the ref knocking him through the ropes to the apron!! Billy: OH JESUS COME ON!!Marsh grabs Park and throws him down!! Marsh is calling on Big Bubba for some more help! Big Bubba turns around and Buster runs and jumps his old ass off the apron AND FRONT FLIP CRASHES DOWN ONTO BIG BUBBA!! Billy: HOLY SHITFIRE!! IVE NEVER SEEN RANDY BUSTER DO THAT!!Chris Avery: BUSTER PUTTING HIS BODY ON THE LINE TO HELP HIS FRIEND JULIAN PARK!!Marsh turns around and Park grabs the head of Marsh and hits a DDT!! Marsh is down!! Park is kneeling up!! Buster gets up clapping and applauding!! The crowd on their feet! Billy: COME ON PARK!! LETS DO THIS!!Park fires up and turns around and Marsh pulls out a nightstick from the leg of his pants he's kept hidden the entire time and NAILS IT ACROSS THE FACE OF PARK!! Billy: OH MY GOD!!Marsh throws the nightstick out of the ring as Buster slides in but Big Bubba grabs Buster and pulls him out hitting a headbutt! Marsh covers Park as the ref wakes up! One! Two! Three! Chris Avery: GOD. DAMN IT!!DING DING DING Billy: DARREN MARSH IS YOUR WINNER!!Marsh gets up and raises his arms in HUGE victory fashion!! Chris Avery: This is despicable!!Billy: I can't believe it!!The crowd boos as Marsh rolls out and grabs the nightstick and flips it around, twirling it, and puts it on the loop on his hip. Big Bubba and Marsh celebrate, yelling at the fans that don't know shit. Buster is in the ring trying to wake up Julian Park from that vicious hit. The ref is being explained to what happened but he says theres nothing he can do about it. Billy: Wow. Darren Marsh found a way to win!Chris Avery: Marsh and Big Bubba, what a giant piece of shit duo they are! I'm sorry but I do not respect them!Marsh yells out "BYE BYE BOY!!" as he leaves through the curtain.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 29, 2021 19:21:02 GMT -5
A Return!
Billy: Welcome back to Timebomb, everyone! We’ve already seen some incredible matches, and the rest of the night will not dissa-Suddenly the lights go out. The crowd gives a small cheer. Chris Avery: Well, this wasn’t on our schedule. Hopefully we’re still on air, and some idiot didn’t cut the power with a golf cart!A vignette plays on the screen of the Hoosier Arena. We see a desert at night, on the outskirts of Phoenix. The moon is covered by a few clouds. A highway is filled with headlight beams in the background. A horse bursts onto the scene, at full gallop. The rider is only a silhouette. Dust clouds are left behind as the horse speeds across the desert. As the moon begins to peek out of the clouds, we see a shot of the rider from the back. He wears a western poncho and a cowboy hat. As the horse approaches Phoenix, he pulls out a revolver, aims for the sky, and fires We cut back to the arena, where the crowd is restless with anticipation. Billy: Who could that be?!? I don’t know who he is, but I like his fashion sense!Chris Avery: Well, it’s a pretty short list Billy, but I’ve got a feeling we won’t have to wait long!“Put It On The Line” by The Heavy begins to play, and Adilene Floyd lifts the microphone to her lips. Adilene Floyd: Ladies and gentlemen, making their way to the ring, from Tombstone, Arizona-The rest is drowned out as the crowd roars. Out walks Jeremiah Gail, a huge grin on his face, wearing the attire from the vignette. He stands for a minute, taking in the moment, then walks toward the ring, confident and playing to the crowd. He picks up a mic before rolling into the ring. Billy: Well, here’s a new face for us, Chris! Jeremiah was a great talent on Cruiserclash, though we didn’t see much of him!Chris Avery: Between a bloody feud with The Papa John’s Pizza Man and a tournament win, Gail certainly made the most of what little time he had Billy! Let’s hear what he has to say.Jeremiah stands in the center of the ring. He takes another moment to soak in the near-hometown crowd, before beginning to speak. Jeremiah Gail: Well, hello Phoenix!!! It’s been a while eh? I’ve had something to get off my chest for a while now, and when I saw Action was coming to Arizona, I knew there was nowhere else I’d want to make my announcement.
But first, let’s rewind the clock a bit, hey? In July of 2020, I fought Damian Kaine and the champ Teo Blaze for the Cruiserweight Title at Chaos. And... I came up short, no thanks to the interference of a man who shouldn’t have been there in the first place. But that’s not the only thing that Damian Kaine cost me that day. When Damian Kaine sent me tumbling out of the ring before falling to Teo, I landed hard on my leg. Pain shot through me. And I knew, that Kaine hadn’t just thrown me out of the ring, he’d thrown me out of Action Wrestling, right at the peak of my career. It took 5 months for my leg to heal, and a few more to recuperate and get back between the ropes. In that time, I thought about a few things.
First, I thought about that bastard Damian Kaine. About how he took 8 months of my career away from me. Of course in that time, I became a father… (cheap pop from the crowd) Thank you, thank you. But nonetheless, Kaine, a guy who bullied his way into that match, took away my livelihood. I was set on enacting my vengeance on him, but he appears to have left before I got the chance. And for that, I’m grateful. Because, if I ever see his face again, I’m not sure I’ll be able to contain myself.
Besides, Damian though, I started thinking about my career so far. A little more than a year ago, I debuted in Action. Soon, I’ll be celebrating three years in this business. And after that time, after 8 months on the shelf, I feel I’m ready for a real challenge, to put myself up against the best of the best more than ever! And so we come to my announcement:
While I enjoyed my time on Cruiserclash, my time there is done, for now at least. It’s time for me to stake my claim, to set my sights higher. It’s time for the King of The Bandits to be on Monday. Night. Clash!The crowd cheers as Jeremiah drops the mic and plays to the crowd. Billy: Well then! I guess we’ll be seeing more of Jeremiah Gail, Chris.Chris Avery: And I’m getting word form GM Pasternak that Jeremiah will make his debut on the April 12th episode of Monday Night Clash! Something to look forward to, folks! Now, let’s continue with Timebomb!
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 29, 2021 19:22:53 GMT -5
Regan Voorhees vs. Spayde Martinez(c)
A gunshot echoes across the arena, followed by a second of silence before “Leader of the Pack” kicks in. A red glow bathes the arena, a single crimson spotlight tracking on the entryway over Regan Voorhees. The Duchess of Pork stands with her head bowed, a translucent white raincoat over her ring gear. Behind her back, she clutches a red croquet mallet. Jimmy Garcia: Regan, a top superstar, one in a million if ya ask me!JJ Biggs: This is a big time opportunity! Yeah, of course Regan technically had her shot in CruiserHavoc when she debuted, but this is the one on one match right here! The odds could be in her favor!Jimmy Garcia: She's just as fast, just as smart, just as quick as Spayde is in every way!Regan looks up, eyes glinting with malice, as she glares at the ring. Her right hand pulls back the hood of her raincoat, revealing a mane of shoulder length blond hair. The croquet mallet dangles in her left hand for a moment, before she positions it over her shoulder and begins her walk to the ring. She glances occasionally to the crowd before turning her eyes away in abject disgust. At ringside, she climbs the steps and steps through the ropes. Giving her mallet a kiss for luck, she twirls it in her fingers before resting it across her shoulder once again. A wicked grin creeps across as her lips as she poses for the crowd, before advancing to her corner. “Ace of Spades” by Motorhead hits the PA and the cameras search the arena looking for Midnight’s opponent. They eventually come to discover Spayde Martinez making her way through the crowd. Spayde jumps the security railing and climbs into the ring as the crowd boos her like crazy. Slung over her shoulder is her Action Wrestling Cruiserweight Championship. Spayde slides under the bottom rope of the ring and hands her title off and awaits the start of the match. Jimmy Garcia: There she is! The Cruiserweight Champion! One badass son of a bitch!Spayde and Regan pace back and forth in the ring in their own corners as the ref rings the bell!! DING DING DING Regan looks at Spayde is shooting across the ring and is hitting lefts and rights! Regan is trying to block and cover, block and cover! Spayde shoves her into the corner and hits lefts, rights, strikes for days.. Regan blocks and covers but Spayde keeps throwing them! She grabs Regan and flips her across the ring! Spayde gets on top of Regan with more strikes but Regan covers up and blocks and she grabs the arm of Spayde and HAS HER AN A TRIANGLE CHOKEHOLD!! Jimmy Garcia: OH MY GOD!!JJ Biggs: REGAN HAS HER!!SPAYDE IS FREAKING OUT AND TRYING TO GET HER ARM OUT.. AND SHE FINALLY BREAKS FREE GRABBING THE ROPES WITH HER FREE ARM! Spayde comes back for a big haymaker but Regan hits a superkick to the face!! Jimmy Garcia: SHES STUNNED!!Spayde stays in place and Regan hits A TIGER SUPLEX!! Jimmy Garcia: SHE GOT HER!! TIGRESS SUPLEX!!ONE!! TWO!! THRE- JJ Biggs: THE CHAMP KICKS OUT!! SPAYDE GETS A SHOULDER UP!!Regan gets to her feet and picks up Spayde and hits an elbow show to the face knocking Spayde back into the corner! Regan rolls into a front flip and jumps and lands on the thighs of Spayde and flips her into a monkey flip back towards the middle of the ring! Regan kips up and jumps to the middle turnbuckle and moonsaults back and lands on Spayde!! She covers!! One! Two! Thre- SPAYDE KICKS OUT AGAIN!! Jimmy Garcia: OH MY GOD!! I THOUGHT WE HAD A NEW CHAMP!!Spayde stumbles up to her feet and Regan hits a forearm! She hits a kick to the gut and grabs the arms for the hammerlock DDT! Jimmy Garcia: THE ABATTOIR!!Spayde turns around and hits a forearm to the face of Regan but Spayde still has her by the wrist, she spins her around using Regans own arm to wrap around her own neck and plants her on her back with a impactful move down to the canvas! Spayde takes a second under the bottom rope on the apron to get her breath. Regan tries to get up and Spayde stands up on the apron, grabs the hair of Regan and throws her face into the top turnbuckle! Regan stumbles back and Spayde begins to climb up the turnbuckles but Regan fires back with a forearm shot!! Jimmy Garcia: Stuns her again!!Regan climbs up the turnbuckles from inside the ring and they brawl up! Regan up the turnbuckles from inside the ring and Spayde on the turnbuckles from the apron.. they continue to brawl before both women grab their heads and go for a suplex! JJ Biggs: OH MY GOD THIS COULD BE BAD FOLKS!!Spayde hits a strike, a strike, a strike and then finally grabs the head of Regan and pulls it down crashing off the top turnbuckle! Regan falls backwards to the apron and takes a nasty looking spill to the outside! Jimmy Garcia: Oh my!!Spayde climbs down and sits on the apron and looks down at Regan and finally gets her breath again and picks her up! She chops her! Chops her again! She rolls her into the ring and Spayde slides in behind her! Regan is picked up and Spayde hits her with a back suplex! Jimmy Garcia: Damn what impact!Regan is picked up by the hair and Spayde hits a swinging neckbreaker! Spayde stands over Regan before calling her names and picking her up and hitting a gutwrench powerbomb! Jimmy Garcia: What an impact again!!Spayde gets up and bounces on her toes calling out to her! Regan pulls herself up and Spayde kicks Regan in the gut and hits a SNAP POWERBOMB! Spayde bends the legs up and pins her with confidence! ONE!! TWO!! THRE-!! Jimmy Garcia: NO!! REGAN STILL HAS SOME FIGHT LEFT!!JJ Biggs: My god!! Regan needs to come back and needs to come back FAST!Regan pulls herself off the mat barely coming too and Spayde rushes over, grabs the head and hits a snap suplex! Regan is out and Spayde is already at the top rope and falls gracefully off with a diving headbutt!! Jimmy Garcia: HEADBUT!!Spayde covers!! ONE!! TWO! THRE- JJ Biggs: VOORHEES WITH A KICK OUT!Spayde is in the corner moving her hair back and comes back and picks up Regan and talks trash to her face! Spayde whips Regan into the ropes but Regan hangs on! Spayde rushes at her but Regan hits another superkick! Spayde stumbles back and Regan goes for a spear but Spayde sidesteps and REGAN SPEARS THE REF! Jimmy Garcia: WHOA!!Regan looks up and is TOTALLY an accident! The ref rolls out of the ring! Spayde picks up Regan and whips her to the corner! Spayde rushes in with a forearm! She pulls Regan out of the corner and hits another snap suplex! Spayde goes back to the top turnbuckles and falls gracefully for another headbutt! REGAN ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! Spayde misses and crashes down onto the canvas!! Jimmy Garcia: We need a ref!!JJ Biggs: Anyones game here!Regan comes to and sits up as Spayde is coming to a stir.. they both stand up and turn towards each other and Regan ducks the strike of Spayde and hits a neckbreaker sending Spayde back down!! Regan signals for the end! Jimmy Garcia: Is this it?!She picks up Spayde but Spayde turns Regan around and begins to choke her out!! Regan jumps up to the muddle turnbuckle and pushes off going backwards and rolls out of it! Spayde gets to her feet and Regan is on hers and Spayde gets a kick to the gut, Regan grabs the arms and holds Spayde into a hammerlock DDT!! JIM MUD IS RUNNING DOWN THE RAMP!! Regan turns Spayde over and covers!! Jimmy Garcia: WE NEED A REF!!JJ Biggs: The Abattoir!!! Mud slides into the ring!! Jimmy Garcia: WAIT WHATS HE DOING?!ONE!! TWO!! THREE!! Mud gets up and demands the bell to be rang!! DING DING DING JJ Biggs: DID SHE DO IT!? WE HAVE A NEW CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION!!Jimmy Garcia: WHAT THE HELL?!Mud is up and grabs the Cruiserweight Championship from Adilene and turns around handing it to Regan Voorhees and raising her hand! Adilene Floyd: Your winner.. AND NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION!!! REGAAAAAN VOOOORRRHEEEESSS!!Jimmy Garcia: OH MY GOD!! SHES DONE IT!! REGAN IS CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION!!JJ Biggs: Regan is our Cruiserweight Champion!!She's surprised but holds it up either way and Mud is all smiles! Jimmy Garcia: On Monday he hit her with a chair!! Now he's raising her hand!JJ Biggs: Mud is chaotic, Jimmy, nothing he does makes sense!Jim Mud keeps raising her hand and she's not sure why he's doing it. He claps and leaves the ring and tries to help the ref up to his feet. Regan jumps up to the middle turnbuckle and raises the belt up. Scene fades out.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 29, 2021 19:23:46 GMT -5
Jenna Bauer, Lissie Hope, and Ash Blake Segment
We are taken backstage to the Philidor Holdings luxury box! The fans erupt in boos but their curiosity is still piqued as Lissie Hope and Miss Mae are chatting, watching all the action from the box suite. There’s an awkward atmosphere - it’s decorated like a party, but no one seems to be having any fun. Cold, empty stares from everyone standing around, but the camera zooms in on Lissie and Mae’s conversation. Lissie Hope: I know Addy really well. I really don’t think she’s planning to jump in your way.Miss Mae: It’s just, I care about him, and he’s embarrassing me.Lissie Hope: That’s kind of his thing, though. He’s annoying as all fuck, but I think he’s got a heart in there. He wouldn’t do anything to hurt you, not purposely.Miss Mae: I just hate that his friends think we’re all evil, like we betrayed them or something.Lissie Hope: Let ‘em think what they want.Miss Mae: He called me after what happened to Howard to check in, but I didn’t answer.Lissie Hope: You need to quit playing those games. Just tell him the tru--Lissie’s voice trails off as she notices someone creeping up behind Miss Mae holding a catering tray. It’s Jenna Bauer! Jenna Bauer: Yeah, the truth is the most important thing! So where were you, Lissie, the night QDT disappeared and I was desecrated!?Lissie has a look of confusion in her narrowed eyes. Lissie Hope: What? I don’t know what you’re talking about, Jenna. -- wait, did you sneak in here?Jenna Bauer: ...yeah, I mean, you’re kind of hard to get a hold of these days. VIP treatment and all that.Lissie Hope: You could’ve just asked me, I would’ve made you my plus-one.Jenna has a look of realization on her face like “oh… right, that would have been easier.” But then she remembers why she’s there. Jenna Bauer: Spill it, Lissie! I’ve already crossed your little friend off the list, but you’ve made the final four! Are you responsible for what hap--Lissie Hope: No, Jenna, I have always liked you. From day one I’ve liked you. If anyone would attack someone, it would’ve been QDT attacking me -- I don’t have anything against the guy. Hopefully you figure out what happened.At this point, two giant members of security come up behind Jenna and hook her arms. Security: Ma’am, you have to leave.Jenna Bauer: WAIT! What about Ash Blake? Did she have anything to do with this??As Jenna is led away screaming, the camera reveals Samson Saltair, Peter Garvey, and Ash Blake standing at the entrance to the VIP box! Jenna finally notices them and yells again. Jenna Bauer: DID YOU??Ash places up a hand to stop the security guards for a second. Ash Blake: No.The security finishes removing Jenna from the press box and the camera catches Ash Blake and Lissie Hope staring at each other, not saying a word.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 29, 2021 19:27:52 GMT -5
Harvey Marx vs. Johnny Bacchus(c) Billy: It’s Pure championship time, Chris!Chris Avery: Yes it is! Johnny Bacchus won the belt a month ago in a match against NATE and Mr. Abraham after ZMac was stripped of it due to controversial statements made online.Harvey uses fog machines and an elaborate light show that call back to his time as a stage magician. Likes to build anticipation for a moment before appearing in the crowd and making way to the ring. Chris Avery: Harvey Marx is an interesting character that has definitely caught the eye of the Action Wrestling Universe!Billy: Yeah and he’s currently on a roll having defeated John Black in back-to-back weeks in a singles match AND in Action Wrestling’s first ever Boxing match last week at Dice Roll!The music hits, and I just sort of come out but like much more confidently and with the Pure Title on my shoulder now. I seem a lot less starstruck by the whole experience and seem to enjoy smacking hands and taking pics with fans. Yung Toon Summoned Skull is for the children. Billy: Johnny Bacchus is looking good here tonight!Chris Avery: Yes he is and he doesn’t look ready to give up his Pure title anytime soon!The referee signals for the bell to begin the match. Bacchus starts off the match with a series of punches and some general rope-a-dope, reeling Harvey, but Harvey nails a headbutt, taking Bacchus down. Bacchus bounces back up, but goes down to a DDT. Harvey runs the ropes and nearly takes Bacchus’ head off with a shoulder block. Harvey takes Bacchus down hard with a standing double axe handle as he rises to his feet before tossing him across the ring with a fallaway slam. Billy: Harvey Marx is really taking it to Johnny Bacchus here tonight!Chris Avery: Yeah, Harvey is a big dude!Harvey leans over the ropes and taunts the crowd. Johnny grabs Harvey from behind and rolls him up! ONEE!! TW--NOOO! Harvey kicks out with a pissed off look on his face. Bacchus hops up and runs over to the ropes and gets on the second rope, holding his arms up in celebration. Billy: Can someone tell this guy he didn’t win!?Chris Avery: Nah, this is gonna be fun to watch.Harvey tears Bacchus down and hoists him up and drops him with a samoan drop. Bacchus is slow to get back up and is knocked into the corner where Harvey delivers some body shots in the corner. He continues the punishment with a corner stomp flurry, but Harvey finally bails out of the ring. Harvey follows Bacchus out of the ring but is taken down by a swinging neckbreaker. Harvey gets back up but goes down to a leg lariat.! Billy: Bacchus showing some life in this match, Chris!Chris Avery: Yeah, he needs to be and chop block to Harvey’s legs! Bacchus is working the big man over now with a headlock takedown, too!Bacchus rolls into the ring and snaps off a superkick when Harvey climbs back in as well. Bacchus applies a heel hook. Harvey yells out but makes it to the ropes where Bacchus is forced to release the hold. Bacchus grabs Harvey’s head and delivers a tornado DDT! Bacchus is now behind Harvey and lifts him for a german suplex!! Billy: SHITFIRE!!! How did he get Harvey up like that??!Chris Avery: CHIMP POWER!Bacchus locks in a triangle choke, trying to choke out Harvey, but Harvey lifts him up with sheer power and powerbombs Bacchus to the mat! Bacchus releases the hold and Harvey is on one knee, clutching at his neck. Bacchus gets to his feet, but is nearly cut in half by a spear from the big man! Harvey flips Bacchus over and applies a camel clutch! Billy: Bacchus is dragging this giant over to the ropes!? His chimp power is insane! He’s made it to the ropes!Chris Avery: Harvey is arguing with the referee but is forced to release the hold.Harvery grabs Bacchus’ legs and executes a giant swing!! Billy: He hits it! Bacchus is barely conscious from that!Bacchus stumbles up and Marx turns around and Bacchus hits a takedown! Chris Avery: Bacchus recovers though with a double leg takedown.Marx kneels up on his hands and knees and turns around and.. Billy: CURB STOMP FROM JOHNNY BACCHUS!!Marx is out!! He tries to hold his head up but the ref decides to call it!! DING DING DING Billy: Bacchus has done it!! He defeated Harvey Marx to keep his Pure Championship!!Chris Avery: What a win!! Harvey Marx put up one of the best fights we've ever seen in this division!Billy: I can't wait until we hear the rumor of what happens later tonight! Rumors floating around about the Pure Championship!Chris Avery: I can't wait for it! Either way, Bacchus is walking away from this one as a Pure Champion!We fade out.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 29, 2021 19:28:23 GMT -5
Downfall & Dionysus Segment
The scene switches backstage to show Dionysus, walking by himself. He's wearing a well-tailored suit coat, slacks and turtleneck, looking composed, and then, as he walks into a narrow part of the hallway by the locker rooms, he stops himself from bumping into someone exiting a locker room. It's Downfall. By contrast, Downfall is wearing ratty old gym gear over his wrestling shorts and kickpads. The two exchange disdainful looks at each other, and Downfall doesn't look thrilled. Downfall: Watch where you're walking, ass. And why do I keep bumping into you.Dionysus: I'm allowed to conduct my business backstage, Daniel, and I think the better answer is, why am I running into you, don't you have somewhere or someone calling you?Downfall curls his lip in a sneer, and shakes his head. Downfall: I've had just about enough of you giving me shit.Dionysus: To be fair, I don't even know why I'm bothering with you. You want to act like a common thug, that's all on you, but I always thought better of you, after all the battles we fought. I thought you were a man who wanted to improve his legacy and be better, but I guess that was all talk.Now Downfall grits his teeth. Downfall: You don't know the first thing about me or my legacy.Dionysus: I know that you offered to help Debra Monroe last week, and prepare her for a Television title match - even if it was for a terrible reason. Did you ever think that maybe there's something telling you it would be better if you gave back once in a while?Downfall doesn't say anything to that, but he looks off to the side. His mouth twists, emotion shifting from a threatening grimace, to a pensive look, finally settling on a sullen, bitter and sardonic sneer, a "what do you know, asshole" look. Dionysus: But maybe I'm the only one here with a desire to do what's right.Downfall: Get the hell out of here.Dionysus: Gladly. I can only take so much.Dionysus doesn't look back after Downfall as he keeps walking, but then he passes Mason Jones, also in the hallway by the locker room. Mason leers at him, and he looks Dionysus up and down. Mason Jones: Ooooohhhhhhh hello big boy, it's good to see you again, but I wanna tell you the next time I see you in the ring I'm going to be the one that gives you a POUNDING.Mason Jones then gives a perverted hip grind in Dionysus' direction, before finger gunning him and saying 'Ohhh yeah!' Dionysus cocks his head, with a perturbed 'what the fuck' mouthing, and then he walks off without another word. Mason Jones, still smiling, keeps going down the hall, but then, he is stopped by a firm hand gripping him by the arm. Downfall, still standing around the corner, brings Mason Jones in close, eye to eye. Downfall: Just a word to the wise on how we do things here; don't run your mouth to the wrong people. Good way to get your ass kicked.He pushes Jones back, and then he turns and walks the opposite way down the hall, as the scene switches back to ringside.
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