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Post by Action Reel on Mar 22, 2021 22:14:28 GMT -5
Pyro shoots off and the music hits and we come into the arena and the crowd is GOING crazy!
Billy: WELCOME EVERYBODAAYYY TO MONDAY NIGHT CLASH!!
Chris Avery: THE FINAL STOP BEFORE TIMEBOMB!! TONIGHTS MAIN EVENT IS A SIX MAN TAG FEATURING THE SIX ENTRANTS IN THE TIMEBOMB ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH FOR THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!
Billy: ASH BLAKE WILL BE DEFENDING HER TITLE THIS SUNDAY BUT TONIGHT.. SHE HAS TO TEAM WITH THE UNDERDOG TREY BOUCHET AND UNITED STATES CHAMPION DER METZGER!
Billy: THE OTHER SIDE OF THAT MATCH IS SPENCER ADAMS, KYLE KEMP AND COREY BLACK THE FORMER WORLD CHAMPION!!
The music fades out..
Chris Avery: It's almost like it's a new age era vs the old guard in that six man tag isn't it?!
Billy: That's what I was thinking!
Just then the lights go out!
Billy: Whats this!?
"Blood and a Siren" by Index Case hits the PA, causing the crowd to go into a frenzy of cheers. A few moments pass before the song kicks into gear, a white spotlight fires off from the far reaches of the venue casting its light upon the stage where Corey Black stands.
Chris Avery: WHOAAAAA HERES COREY BLACK!!
Billy: THE KING.. HAS ARRIVED!!
Wearing a black leather vest adorned with "ALL HAIL," a skull with a crown and "LAST KING" on the back, Corey walks down toward the ring, looking out into the crowd on his way down the ramp. He reaches the apron and places his hands upon it, gliding along as he heads for the steps. He climbs up and enters through the ropes, rushing toward the hard camera side of the ring and throwing devil horns into the air as he hits the ropes chest first!
Billy: What's Corey Black doing out here!?
Chris Avery: The former World Champion, the longest reigning Hardcore Champion, he's out here for what reason to be exact? I guess we're going to find out!
Black looks at the stage and is motioning for them to come on..
A panoramic view scans around the viewing audience in the midst of lively partying, dancing, and drinking throughout the arena. They simultaneously start chanting in unison:
“WE GON' BE ALRIGHT! WE GON' BE ALRIGHT! WE GON' BE ALRIGHT! WE GON' BE ALRIGHT!”
We hear Pharrell’s signature four beat stop as a mock illustration of Mt. Rushmore comes on screen, one face added per beat stop with each of them being Spencer's.
Billy: WHOOAAAA!! HERE COMES HARDCORE CHAMPION SPENCER ADAMS!!
“Alright” by Kendrick Lamar starts playing throughout the arena. As the chorus drops, the lively partying, dancing, and drinking from the viewing audience picks up as Spencer Adams appears on stage.
He looks straight up into the camera and strolls down the aisle before jogging up the steps. He hits the post with an exchange of right and left palm strikes before using the ropes to springboard himself to the top turnbuckle where he leans his head back and thrusts his arms out to both sides to a monster pop from the crowd.
Adilene Floyd: Making his way to the ring, from Chicago, Illionis weighing in at 170 pounds...Spencerrrr Adams!!
Spencer leans down, smacking both hands against the ringside padding once he hits the end of the ramp. He charges forward and slides into the ring. Once inside, he ascends the turnbuckle and brings both palms to his chest as he exhales before extending his arms outward once more.
Spencer and Black face the ActionTron..
"Awake and Alive" by Skillet begins to blare over the speakers and Kyle Kemp emerges onto the top of the stage.
Chris Avery: Here comes Kyle Kemp from the Following!!
He has his hands up and acknowledges the fans, encouraging them to listen to his teachings. Chase Jackson is close by on his ride side staring at everyone who isn't listening. Kemp gets down the ramp and stops to the apron. Chase kneels down before Kemp and Kemp nods at him and heads up the steel steps into the ring. Chase Jackson leaves back up the ramp to the back as Kemp gets into the ring staring at Spencer Adams and Corey Black.
Billy: What is happening!?
Black, Spencer and Kemp are pacing back and forth looking at each other..
They turn to the ActionTron as a team and challenge the other three to come on out!!
Billy: I think they want this match right now!!
Chris Avery: Wait we need to take a commercial break!!
Billy: Will the other team accept?! Are we getting this six man tag match right now?!
Chris Avery: We'll be right back on Monday Night Clash!!
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 22, 2021 22:15:32 GMT -5
A COMMERCIAL
The ActionTron lights up in cheetah print background and then huge text.. TIMEBOMB WILL BE THE BIG DEBUT OF THE
MAD SHIT TALKER, SKY WALKER!!
BADA BING BADA BOOM STEAL UR GIRL FROM YOUR BEDROOM!!
YOUR MANS A DUD SO CALL THE REAL STUD
JOEY BUNGA DEBUTS AT TIMEBOMB!!
The ActionTron fades out as the crowd is on their feet pretty excited about whatever is being shown and this massive superstar debut for Timebomb.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 22, 2021 22:16:37 GMT -5
Ash Blake, Der Metzger, Trey Bouchet vs. Kyle Kemp, Spencer Adams, Corey Black Billy: Welcome back to Monday Night Clash and as you can see!..Spencer Adams, Kyle Kemp and Corey Black are standing shoulder to shoulder challenging the other team.. Billy:.. The former World Champion, the current Hardcore Champion and the Tag Team Champion from the Following are standing side by side by side.. wanting this match right now!Chris Avery: This match is scheduled for the main event of tonight, but Im betting dollars to donuts that Corey Black wants his hands on Ash Blake right now! He can't wait a minute longer!An eerie hum fills the earholes of the tens of thousands in attendance. The ActionTron5000 lights up with violent and possibly satanic images. The hum morphs into “Ora Pro Nobis Lucifer” by Behemoth and a masked man emerges from the smoke filled stage. The lights spookily flicker and start to illuminate the arena as Der Metzger staggers down the ramp, exhibiting and barely controlling an urge to attack the fans in attendance. Der Metzger makes it to the ring and he slides in, moving jaggedly to the corner to pace back and forth. Adilene Floyd stands outside of the ring, avoiding Der Metzger like der schwarze tod. Adilene Floyd: The following match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first… already in the ring… he resides in Devil’s Gate Correctional Facility in Castle Rock, Maine… DERRR METZGERRRRR!!!The fans boo, not because of anything he has done yet, but because he is creepy. Billy: Well, here comes the current United States Champion! Der Metzger is out here!Metzger stands at the bottom of the ramp. “Higher Ground” by Red Hot Chili Peppers plays. Chris Avery: Here comes Trey Bouchet!! He isn't going to back down from a fight!!Adilene Floyd: “Hailing from Point-Aux-Chenes, Louisiana and weighing in at 201 pounds, he is ‘The Cajun Catapult’ Trey Bouchet!Trey appears from behind the curtain. He wastes no time with theatrics, powerwalking down the ramp. Totally in the zone, ‘The Suplexpert’ does not interact with the fans. He stops at the bottom of the ramp as well standing next to Metzger. Metzger turns and looks and then looks down at Bouchet as Bouchet looks up at Metzger. Both of them turn their attention to the ring. The arena lights go dark as the opening piano lick of Will Wood's "Greetings from Mary Bell Township!" hits the speakers, the ActionTron flickering to life with a collection of letters and shapes converging until they meet in the center of the screen. Billy: Welp!! It's happening!!The letters and shapes form into the Philidor Holdings logo as the sound of the doorbell hits, and the boos almost drown out the doo-wop riff. As the first verse comes in, Ash Blake emerges from behind the curtain, the Action Wrestling World Championship slung over shoulder, closely flanked by Olive Adler. They walk down the ramp. Chris Avery: The World Champion has to defend against all 5 of these superstars in an Elimination Chamber this Sunday! You know damn well they have something up their sleeve for that one!Billy: No one can outsmart Olive Adler and Ash Blake. No one can outsmart Philidor Holdings!The music fades as Ash Blake stops just behind Bouchet and Metzger. The three in the ring motion for the others to get into the ring! Metzger, Bouchet and Blake take off towards the ring!! Billy: HERE WE GO!!Except Ash stops at the apron and smiles and turns back towards Olive, the two of them make their way to the corner of the barricade to discuss strategy! Bouchet goes after Adams and Kemp!! Black goes after Metzger!! Chris Avery: WE GOT A WAR GOING ON!!The ref is trying to keep it all together as Spencer turns around and Bouchet throws him through the ropes to the outside just in front of the announcers!! Billy: Bouchet just threw Adams to the outside right here in front of us!!Bouchet turns around and Kemp hits a clothesline knocking Bouchet over the top rope to the apron!! Bouchet gets up and Kemp hits a bicycle kick to Bouchet knocking him back landing on Spencer Adams taking him down!! Chris Avery: What a kick from Kemp!!Kemp turns around and Metzger picks him up!! Kemp can't get out of it and Metzger drops Kemp over the top rope to the outside crashing down onto Bouchet and Spencer with both trying to get to their feet! Billy: Whoa my god!!Chris Avery: This is insane!!Metzger turns around and Black hits a kick to the legs, a kick to the side, and a third kick but Metzger catches it and backflips Black but Black lands on his feet! Metzger stands in place just for a second as Corey Black comes in with a jumping knee to the face of Metzger knocking him through the ropes to the apron!! Black turns and hits the ropes but Metzger gets to his feet and moves to the turnbuckles and Black suicide dives through the ropes and crashes down onto Bouchet, Adams and Kemp!! All four crash down onto the mats in front of the announcers table! Billy: My god!! Its like four cars just crashed in a two car garage!The four of them get up and Metzger has the crowd on their feet.. he's on the middle turnbuckle staring down.. He leaps.. Billy: SHITFIRE!! THE US CHAMPION JUST JUMPED FROM THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE AND CRASHED DOWN ON EVERYBODY!!All five superstars are down and out and Ash Blake is still discussing gameplan and smiling on the opposite side of the ring... Chris Avery: We have to take another commercial break!Billy: We'll be right back on Monday Night Clash!!
Chris Avery: Welcome back!!We have Kemp in the ring with Bouchet in a headlock! Corey Black and Spencer Adams on the apron in their corner near the table.. and Metzger on the apron on the oppsite corner. Just on the mats below Metzger is Blake still leaning against the railing with Olive Adler whispering gameplan ideas into her ear. Billy: Six man tag which is slated for our main event is happening now!!Kemp whips Bouchet to the ropes and goes for a clothesline but Bouchet ducks and hits the ropes and comes back with a crossbody!! Kemp catches him and Bouchet gets out of it up and over Kemps shoulders and hits a deadlift German Suplex!! Chris Avery: What a suplex!!Bouchet crawls over and tags in Metzger!! Metzger gets into the ring and picks up Kemp and hits a back hand chop and goes for a clubbing blow but Kemp ducks and jumps over hitting Spencer Adams with the tag!! Spencer comes in with a springboard kick to the head of Metzger and it knocks him back! Metzger goes for another clothesline but Spencer ducks and lets Metzger bounce off the ropes and he hits a powerslam! He goes for a cover! One! Two! Metzger kicks out and Spencer gets to his feet and goes for a jumping leg drop but Metzger rolls out of the way! Spencer gets up and hits Metzger with some kicks knocking Metzger back and he goes for a dropkick but Metzger catches Spencer and slams him down with a half-assed powerbomb! Billy: What impact!Metzger pins! One! Two! Kemp gets in and breaks it up!! Which gets Bouchet to get into the ring and starts hitting Kemp with some strikes in the corner! Metzger turns around and Spencer Adams tags in Corey Black! Metzger goes after Black but Black hits a few kicks of his own and powers Metzger up into a sambo-suplex! He starts kicking and kneeing the back of Metzgers head! The ref is trying to gain order with Bouchet and Kemp going at it in the corner! Just then Olive trips up Spencer with her free arm that isn't in the sling and pulls Spencer under the ropes! Billy: Come on!!Blake drops the belt and tosses it to Olive and starts hitting Spencer Adams!! She throws strikes and then flips him down onto the canvas and stomps on him!! Black comes over the ropes and lands behind Blake and turns her around and hits a few strikes on Ash!! Billy: LISTEN TO THIS CROWD!! THEY'RE GOING CRAZY!! THEY WANT BLACK TO BEAT HER ASS SO BAD!!Metzger is on the outside of the ring putting blows to Kemp who got shitcanned out of the ring as well! Bouchet slips to the outside and starts stomping on Spencer Adams! The crowd is sooo thirsty for the Chamber and the violence they don't even give a shit that the ref is counting! Billy: Wait, the ref!!DING DING DING DING Chris Avery: Both teams got counted out!!The ref throws his hands up and just ditches out of the ring! He can't stop this shit! Black rolls Blake into the ring as Kemp rolls into hte ring too! Black picks up Blake for a burning hammer but she gets out of it and shoves Black into Kyle Kemp!! Ash hits the canvas and rolls out of the ring to Olive and her World Championship. Black and Kemp start exchanging right hands before Black hits an enziguri knocking Kemp down to the corner!! Black turns around and Metzger is in the ring and grabs Black by the throat with both hands and lifts him up into the air and hits a sitout powerbomb!! Billy: MY GOD METZGER JUST DROPPED COREY BLACK!!Metzger stands and turns around and Spencer Adams picks up Metzger on his shoulders!! Chris Avery: What the hell!!Spencer hits THE QUARANTINE!! Metzger is out and rolls to the side of the ring! Billy: MY GOD!!Bouchet rolls into the ring and turns Spencer around and hits COM-PLEX!! Billy: COM-PLEX!! BOUCHET PUTS SPENCER DOWN!!Bouchet stands up and turns around and Kemp picks him up on his shoulders and HITS JUSTICE!! Chris Avery: JUSTICE!! JUSTICE!!Kemp stands over Bouchet who is out cold! Black is down! Spencer is down! Metzger is down! Bouchet is down!! Blake and Olive stand at the top of the ramp with Blake holding the World Championship and Kyle Kemp standing in the ring.. He holds up his hand and the crowd in unison all do it with him!! Billy: THE FOLLOWING'S KYLE KEMP STANDS TALL TONIGHT!!Chris Avery: MY GOD!! IF THE FOLLOWING'S KYLE KEMP CAN DETHRONE ASH BLAKE THIS SUNDAY AT THE CHAMBER, WHAT AN ERA WE WOULD BE IN!!Billy: PHILIDOR HOLDINGS.. THE FOLLOWING.. THATS JUST THE TOP LAYER TO THIS MASSIVE SIX SUPERSTAR CHAMBER MATCH FOR THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!Chris Avery: This Sunday.. Timebomb.. it's going to be an EXPLOSION!!We fade out as Kemp stares a hole through Ash Blake.. Monday Night Clash continues after this commercial break.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 22, 2021 22:17:30 GMT -5
He Returns..
“Nowhere to Run” by Fozzy hits the PA system. Chris Avery: Wait, who’s this? Billy who’s music is this?Billy: I honestly don’t know.Chris Avery: Who’s coming out from the back?Billy: Is that – is that ZMAC?Chris Avery: My God, it IS Zombie McMorris. ZMAC is back!Billy: But he’s.. Chris, whys he in a suit? Slacks and a Blazer ZMAC with his hair pushed back in braids.Chris Avery: ZMAC was suspended for a month for a completely heinous racist rant. Now he wants to walk back in Action Wrestling.The crowd boos as he makes his slow walk of shame to the ring. He walks up the steps and is apprehensive to get in the ring as the very real boos visibly sting him. ZMAC takes a breath and steps in the ring. He gets a mic from the ring announcer and tries to step but again is pelted with boos. ZMac: I – deserved that. In fact, I deserved a lot of things. A month ago I told all of you that only I could stop myself. Only I could end my career and I nearly did just that. I have said some culturally insensitive things – down right hurtful things. I impeded on the cultural sovereignty and humanity of many of you– the fans. You know, as rough and as callous as I am and can be – I have always preached for personal freedom but in truth, that personal freedom does not include the right to be a malignant growth on the company. I have been suspended. Nearly fired. I have been fined fifty thousand dollars to which I’ll be donating to charity. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury - my words were ill timed, immature and childish.
They have no place in society or this company. I always used to say that my words – that they – they hurt. They hurt a lot of you who pay good money to come here and be entertained. To escape. Last month I provided neither. No entertainment. There was no escape. There was no escape. Every one of you has that right. You have the right to be entertained, to escape your problems, to be treated fairly and with dignity. I have always fought tyranny.
I have always fought the status. I fought against the strong arm of the overreaching government. Yet my words were in line with that, to stifle and subdue the growing cultural movement. One that Zombie McMorris should be at the front of and being a champion for and yet I betrayed all of you. Now I ask that for all my years of coming through that crowd- for being one of you- I ask that you see through me.
To see my true colors. To see the real me. Discover the real me behind these blue eyes. And know the pain that you feel – I feel too.. For if we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness. Luke 6:27 says; “But I say to you who hear, love your enemies, do good to those who hate you.” Now I don’t want to take up too much more of your time and I’ll let the show continue on. So if you would, allow me to place a hand over my hear and with a loud clear voice. “ZMAC places his hand over his heart as the fans boo him. ZMac: Forgive me.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 22, 2021 22:18:02 GMT -5
Plexhibition Segment
Monday Night Clash returns from break with Trey Bouchet in the ring. He’s wearing a “Deus Plex Machina” tee shirt over his gear. The toy title belt Johnny Bacchus gave him rests on his shoulder. Mic in hand, he addresses the audience. Trey Bouchet: Who here ‘Respects the ‘Plex’?The fans cheer loudly because they have excellent taste when it comes to wrestling offense. When Trey raises his hand to (needlessly) proclaim his approval of the move, many in the arena mimic the gesture. Trey Bouchet: Then y’all should like what’s coming up. We’re going to have ourselves a little plexhibition. I have issued an open challenge to anyone in Action Wrestling to test their suplexpertise against mine. Earlier this week someone took me up on the offer. She is “The Fancy Footworker”, MINKA STARR!!“Work Bitch” by Britney Spears cues up on the T-Mobile Arena sound system as Minka comes out on stage. She’s showered and dressed in her civvies: a PINK hoodie and dungarees. With a tired smile she walks down the ramp, slapping any offered hands and nodding good-naturedly in response to the fans’ encouragement. Chris Avery: CruiserClash wrestler Minka Starr is making the trip to THE A SHOW after a hard fought match against Flop earlier tonight!Starr climbs the steps and ducks between the ropes without her usual theatrics. She exchanges a greeting with Trey off-mic, offering to shake hands. Afterwards she squares up to the Cajun Catapult and wryly performs his signature ‘Up but Not Over’ taunt: pointing skyward with both hands before bringing them down and sweeping them side to side like a football referee signalling an incomplete pass. Trey laughs and nods. Trey Bouchet: So that’s the way it’s going to be, huh?Minka nods back and asks for Bouchet’s microphone, which he hands off to her. When she speaks it’s directly to the crowd. Minka Starr: Hiya, Las Vegas!The fans respond positively to the cheap pop; cheering and clapping. As she’s talking Trey moves to the ring ropes to receive a mic from the timekeeper after giving them the mock championship belt for safe-keeping. Minka Starr: Ready to see Atom Ant here get hoisted on his own plex-tard?She jerks her thumb towards Bouchet, who cocks his head quizzically in response. Minka Starr: Because it’s happening! While Trey Bouchet might be the ‘Suplexpert’ there’s been plenty of times he’s fallen victim to his signature move, and I’ve studied them all! Mad props to Yurei- the first one to bust through that glass ceiling with her butterfly suplex! I’m dedicating this performance to you, Spectral Assassin! RIP!She taps her heart three times and gestures to the heavens. Billy: Does she think Yurei’s actually dead?Chris Avery: Pretty sure she’s just riffing on her name, Billy.Minka Starr: Yurei was the ‘plex pioneer, blazing the trail for others to follow. Just last week Trey got himself suplexed TWICE by Howard Black and ONCE by Carter Shaw. Though I gotta say even as a casual suplay connoiseur I could tell Howie’s were nicer.Bouchet agrees with the take, nodding along and shrugging. Minka Starr: And of course, there’s the man who literally beat Trey at his own game: The Firebrand, the Sun King of All Media, Teo Blaze!! TWENTY TIMES he launched the Cajun Catapult.Bouchet’s smile evens out a little, and it’s clear he’s grown weary of Minka listing his past suplex missteps. She notes Trey’s change of demeanor, and acknowledges it. Minka Starr: Finally! That’s what I hoped to see. I want you to be offended, Trey. I want you to be MAD. I’m here to humble you, my guy, so you better take this as serious as I am. Some might think the odds are against me, but those people are wrong. Because you might have the size and experience going, but I got you beat in HUSTLE! If Teo Blaze could reel off a SCORE of suplexes against you in a match, I can catch you with ONE. I’m winning that Raising Cane’s gift card, and after I’ll raise a cup of their choice fresh lemonade out of respect for you trying your best. CHIN CHIN!The ingenue holds out her microphone towards Trey, who after several moments catches on. He taps his mic against hers, creating all kinds of feedback but also getting a big pop from the fans. Chris Avery: Minka Starr has picked up the gauntlet that Trey Bouchet threw down and whapped him across the face with it!Billy: She’s talked the talk, now it’s time to back it up!The two wrestlers set aside their microphones and take each others’ measure. Over the background noise Trey can be heard telling Minka to- Trey Bouchet: Call your shot!The Fancy Footworker smirks and replies- Minka Starr: Northern Lights!Bouchet nods and beckons Starr to bring it. She does, ducking down and getting her head under Trey’s arm. She wraps Trey up but before she can move him he blocks her by putting his leg between hers. The pair shuffles around as Minka tries to reposition herself. Trey keeps countering. Finally he drops down and puts her on the mat with a fireman’s carry takeover! The Suplexpert hops back up and wags a finger in admonishment. Billy: Minka’s first suplex attempt failed! She gets two more tries!Minka slowly rises. She takes some time to catch her breath by pulling her hair back and fixing it into a pony tail. Then, setting her jaw, she gives it another go. She shoots in, positions herself properly for the Northern Lights Suplex, and succeeds in flipping Trey. The crowd gasps and many start to cheer. Chris Avery: She did i- aw no she didn’t.No she didn’t as Trey lands on his feet. He turns back to face Minka, smiling, and holds up two fingers. A significant portion of the arena groans in disappointment at the outcome. Billy: Almost got him!Chris Avery: Almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades, Billy. Trey countered the suplex by staying on his feet after being tossed. And now Minka is down to her final chance.Starr is deflated that Bouchet avoided being suplexed. She paces back and forth, hands on hips, eyes locked with her target’s. Trey assumes a defensive posture, waiting for Minka to engage. Dueling chants of “Let’s go Minka!” and “Let’s go Trey!” break out. Starr’s showperson instincts has her waiting until the back and forth builds to a crescendo before charging! She goes in low like before, but suddenly jukes and pivots! Slipping behind Bouchet she hugs his waist and lifts him up! Trey’s eyes go wide in shock. His arms flail wildly as he attempts to shift his weight to keep from toppling over! Billy: Heckfire! Minka caught Trey flat-footed by switching up her attack!For what seems like an eternity Trey hangs in limbo, struggling to keep his balance. Then, finally, with amazonian effort, Minka pitches Trey backward putting him on the mat with a German Suplex! Billy: She did it! She did it!‘Work Bitch’ plays over the speakers. Minka stumbles to her feet. Bouchet rolls over onto his hands and knees. He watches stone-faced as Starr celebrates; pumping her fist and then beginning to bow to all four sides of the arena. Slowly, the Cajun Catapult gets to a vertical base. Chris Avery: You know, I’m way more excited about this than I logically should be! Minka pointed it out: Bouchet gets suplexed all the time.When Starr turns to where Trey is standing she pauses, waiting to see how he’s going to react to his losing. With a brusque nod and a smile Bouchet steps forward and raises her arm, eliciting more cheers from the crowd. Billy: Eh, I get it. Starr worked hard and it paid off. We should be happy about that. Besides, Raising Cane’s lemonade is pretty choice.The segment ends with Trey exiting the ring so Minka can enjoy the spotlight alone.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 22, 2021 22:18:26 GMT -5
Street Fight Bam Beefer vs. Darren Marsh
Retaliation hits and Bam Beefer comes out immediately from behind the curtain screaming and yelling throwing his hands up. He spins around slowly taking a look at his video on the Action Tron as he's walking down the ramp. He doesn't high five any of the fans as he yells into the camera as his nameplate shows up on screen. Adilene Floyd: Introducing from Houston Texas, weighing 300 pounds, BAM BEEFER!Bam rolls into the ring under the ropes and gets up and runs against the ropes two times and stops in the middle of the ring and taunts at the crowd. Bam leans in the corner wiping the sweat off his head and getting ready for the match to begin. Billy: Well, Bam Beefer is taking this violent side to a whole new meaning! He has a garbage can full of weapons he brought with him!Chris Avery: That's right! Our new resident Violent Beef aye?Sirens go off and blue and red strobe lights flash inside the arena. Chief of LVPD Darren Marsh is fresh on the scene with a microphone. Darren Marsh: Listen you fat ass Bam!Crowd boos. Darren Marsh: I'm not here to beat you down, I have my own THUG to get to and if ya haven't noticed I'm actually booked at Timebomb unlike you you fat dipshit!Crowd boos. Darren Marsh: But let me make one thing clear..Big Bubba starts to walk from behind the curtain now and catches up with Marsh. Darren Marsh: When ya fight against the BLUE LINE, you need to know you're always outnumbered cause the BLUE LINE don't fight alone!Marsh throws the microphone onto the ramp and runs and slides into the ring and we're off!! DING DING DING Beefer meets Marsh with a garbage can lid onto the head of Marsh!! Billy: Whoa!!Chris Avery: Beefer taking exception to being called fat!Beefer hits him with the garbage can lid again!! He whips Marsh into the ropes and hits him with the garbage can lid to the face knocking Marsh down! Chris Avery: WHAT A SHOT!!Beefer turns around and Big Bubba is in the ring and headbutts Beefer!! He headbutts him again and shoves him into the corner where Big Bubba continues to just hammer headbutts and punches into Beefer!! Marsh is finally back up and knocks the trash can over and finds a toaster. Bubba whips, very sloppily, Beefer out of the corner and Marsh takes Beefer down with the toaster to the head!! Billy: Oh no!! Beefer goes down!!Chris Avery: Marsh just toasted beef!Marsh orders Big Bubba to pull out the cattle prod out of his gear and, ew gross, Bubba does. He gives it to Marsh and Marsh taunts with it being raised into the air! Beefer tries to get up but Marsh turns around and prods the ever-living-shit out of the Beef right there on the canvas!! Billy: He's Bar-be-quing him!!Chris Avery: DAMN IT!! SOMEONE STOP THIS!!Big Bubba hits the ropes and crushes Bam Beefer with a splash!! Marsh puts his boot across the throat of Beefer and the ref counts!! One! Two! Three! DING DING Billy: That was bullshit!Chris Avery: What a cheating bastard!Just then Randy Buster comes rushing down the ramp and the crowd goes crazy!! Billy: HERE COMES BUSTER!!Buster gets up to his feet and connects with a few strikes on Bubba but it's the headbutts of Bubba that send Buster back down to a seated position! Buster gets kicked in the head but Bubba as well! Marsh uses the prod on Buster!! Billy: STOP THAT DAMN IT!!The crowd pops as Julian Park jumps the railing with bruises all over his upper body!! Chris Avery: HES HERE!! HES HERE!!Park climbs up to the top rope and Marsh turns around and Park hits a jumping dropkick from the top rope onto Marsh knocking him back onto his ass and out of the ring!! Marsh is furious on the outside as Big Bubba turns and Park has the garbage can and hits Bubba over the head with it!! Another shot over the head! A third shot over the head has Bubba reeling backwards!! Park hits the ropes and comes rushing back full speed and nails the garbage can over the head of Bubba knocking him over the top rope to the outside back on his feet!! Billy: PARK HAS HAD ENOUGH!! THESE TWO MEET AT TIMEBOMB BUT PARK PUT A STOP TO THE MESS HERE TONIGHT!!Park helps Buster up to his feet as Marsh and Bubba retreat up the ramp. Park picks up the cattle prod and raises it in the air and Marsh is pissed that it's in his possession! Chris Avery: Look who has the prod now!!Billy: Darren Marsh is FURIOUS!! I love it!!Bam Beefer is on the outside furious as well and kicks the steel steps. Park and Buster taunt to the crowd as Marsh and Bubba retreat through the curtain.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 22, 2021 22:21:12 GMT -5
TIMEBOMB IS THIS SUNDAY
REGULAR DEADLINE
RESULTS WILL GO UP SOMETIME MONDAY (LIKE USUAL!)
HOWEVER.. THE CHAMBER MATCH FOR THE WORLD TITLE WILL BE LIVE IN DISCORD ON TUESDAY MARCH 30th
12:30pm pacific for PRE-SHOW PRESENTED BY MOUNTAIN DEW.
1:00pm pacific FOR THE CHAMBER
(In kayfabe, the chamber will main event the ppv with the sunday "date" but will take place on Tuesday..- just FYI)
LEGIT: Let me know if you need a call-out excuse, reason, or anything from work. Gravedigger and I can photoshop something up for you. :-)
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 22, 2021 22:21:50 GMT -5
Mason Jones Segment Nate Burleson: My guest at this time, is the one, Big Bone.. Mason Jones!Mason Jones: Hey, hey, hey whats up Nate?!Nate Burleson: I'm having a good time, now, you're set with your match tonight against Dionysus. You recently lost to Corey Bull last week, you going to change strategies tonight?Mason Jones: I lost to Corey Bull because I wasn't focused. I heard those woman getting drenched, I heard the waterfalls of the woman fans screaming my name.. Masssonn.. Massssonnn and I lost focus. Bull got the best of me, but he didn't get the rest of me. Thats where I come in hard.. into Dionysus. I'm comin' so hard at him tonight! Dionysus better look up, better open... his eyes wide.. and get ready for the BIGGEST BONE of them all! The Mason Jones Experience is riding high and tonight, I get my first victory in Action Wrestling!Nate Burleson: Well, you heard it here first, folks! Mason Jones is going to focus harder against Dionysus!Mason Jones swivels his hips and thrusts before the scene fades.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 22, 2021 22:22:42 GMT -5
Downfall & Dionysus Segment
Scene cuts backstage, to show a figure moving down the hall. He's wearing his torn DIY crustpunk vest, the shoulders and yoke around the collar studded with spikes, the lapels with multiple safety pins holding together, and the camera pans up to show his very sour face. Bereft of the AW Television Championship, and in a fouler mood than ever before, Downfall seems to be headed down to the Lost Breed's locker room, perhaps to talk to James Nightingale for the first time since last week. He snarls, and blows out a breath, remembering that the last time he was there, James Nightingale provoked him and pushed him on why he hadn't assisted in Nights' match. He hesitates feet down from the door with a frown, then looks back to the exit, with the air of someone who is treading on eggshells in a situation. And that's when a larger figure steps up to him, and he turns his head. To find, the figure of Dionysus. The two long-time rivals have a tense staredown, with Downfall's face transitioning to it's most heated look, but Dionysus just stares him down. Dionysus: You know, I love our little moments as much as you do, but eventually you'll have to say something.Downfall's jaw works, and a vein is sticking out in his neck, but he shakes his head and blows out a breath. Downfall: You aren't worth my time.Downfall turns his shoulder, literally shouldering off from Dionysus, who taunts him. Dionysus shrugs. Dionysus: Fair enough; enjoy getting chewed out by Nightengale and the other ankle-biters.Downfall stops, irked, and turns back to him. Downfall: "Ankle-biters," listen, these guys, they aren't anything to me, and I don't - I never have had to -Dionysus holds up a hand to interrupt him. Dionysus: Oh, don't worry; I believe you there. After all, they didn't lose the Television title; that's all on you.Downfall is getting heated, having had the most of these constant calls on his loyalty. Downfall: It's not like that. No one is in charge of me. Nobody. Controls me. Got that.Dionysus looks at Downfall, then shakes his head, disappointed. After all the history between them as adversaries and as a Battlebowl team, Dion just looks annoyed. Dionysus: Just remember, they also didn't win the Television title. That was also all you. Remember that when you think about what they ultimately want from you.He leaves Downfall, who is seething a little bit. Downfall watches after him, still in a shitty mood, but then, he looks to the Lost Breed locker room, and cracks his neck to the side before going and entering the locker room.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 22, 2021 22:24:33 GMT -5
Dionysus vs. Mason Jones
God's Plan by Drake hits the speakers and the girls swoon as the men hate with jealousy. Mason Jones comes out with a bath towel wrapped around his lower half and poses on the ramp. He takes the towel off and spins it around his fingers and throws it in the crowd after wiping his body with it. He runs the rest of the trip down the ramp and slides into the ring and humps the canvas twice and then pops up. He goes to the turnbuckles and points out at the crowd and then points at himself and declares him one of the best to ever do it. He jumps down and stretches his leg one at a time on the middle turnbuckle and winks at some of the woman. Chris Avery: Mason Jones was impressive in his debut last week but ultimately fell to the mighty Gallows Walker.Billy: Who dat?Chris Avery: Corey Bull.Billy: Well why the heck not just call him Corey Bull then?Chris Avery: I don’t know, man. You’d have to ask Frank Lowe that.Billy: I ain’t been talked to Frank since he took the last order of chili cheese fries in caterin’ a few months back.Chris Avery: That’s… uhh… okay…"Bazelgeuse" by Falkkone begins to play throughout the Arena. "The Legion", 20 Centurion guards march down the aisle, lining up 10 on one side and 10 on the other leading down to the ring and stand at attention. A quadriga of four Clydesdale horses pulling a chariot made of gold appears carrying "The Crimson Gladiator" Dionysus and makes its way down the aisle as if entering the Roman Colosseum ready to do battle and circles the ring and stops. As Dion enters the ring, the quadriga of four Clydesdale horses pulling a chariot made of gold makes its way back up the aisle and disappears followed by The Legion. "The Crimson Gladiator" Dionysus, standing in the middle of the ring, raising a scepter of Dionysus toward the crowd and starts banging the shaft against a custom made Vibranium/steel alloy Spartan shield calling out his opponent to engage him into a fight to the death. Dionysus's fans stand in unison to cheer their warrior as gold coins in his likeness rains down on him in the center of the ring. He looks out to his fans, who give Dionysus the thumbs up and gives his opponent the thumbs down, meaning "Death!" Dion raises both arms holding the scepter and custom made Spartan shield wide out over his head in praise to the crowd and let's out a Gladiator bloodcurdling scream. Chris Avery: Billy… are you… crying?Billy: I can’t help it, Chris. That entrance was gotdang beautiful.The opening bell tolls and the two combatants lock up in the center of the ring. Dionysus backs Mason into the corner. Clean break. Dionysus steps back and Mason lunges forward. They lock up again and Mason quickly goes to a side headlock. Dionysus gets in a quick elhow to the ribs that pushes Mason away. Dionysus stands up straight, just to be taken down with a clothesline from Mason. Mason starts walking toward the corner. Chris Avery: It seems a little early for The Big Bone.Indeed. Dionysus is back to his feet and headed toward Mason. He grabs Mason's shoulder, then gets jacked by a back elbow from Mason. Dionysus stumbles back and Mason charges, connecting with a crossbody. He covers Dionysus. ONE! TW--KICKOUT! Billy: Ain't even close!Chris Avery: It'll take a lot more than that to put Dionysus down.Billy: Yup. Alls Mason woulda have to do is study a tape of Downfall.Chris Avery: Oof.Both combatants are to their feet. Mason goes for a clothesline because ladies love cool clotheslines. Dionysus ducks it and plants him with a space tornado ogawa backbreaker in the same motion. He covers Mason. ONE! TW--KICKOUT! Mason kicks out just at two and Dionysus grabs him by the neck, pulling him off the mat. He rams Mason all the way back to the corner. He unleashes some stiff punches to Mason as the fans pop for it all. Chris Avery: The fans here in Las Vegas are really into Dionysus!Billy: And why weren't they be? The guy's a bonafide superstar!He keeps at it until Mason collapses to his knees, then he falls to the mat as Dionysus backs away. He rolls Mason over and lays down a fist drop, then covers Mason. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Chris Avery: I can't believe it!Dionysus is up and shaking the top rope. The fans cheer the heck out of him. He turns around right into-- Billy: SHITFIRE!Chris Avery: LAY! IT! DOWN!Mason wrecks Dionysus with his signature spinebuster in the center of the ring. He covers Dionysus. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Chris Avery: I can't believe it!Billy: And neither can Mason Jones!Jones is up and piiiiiissed. He yells at the ref and kicks the bottom rope, then climbs up the ropes in the corner. He stands on the middle rope and waits for Dionysus to get up and stumble toward him. Jones dives off and takes him down with a blockbuster. Then he goes for the cover. ONE! TWO! THR--KICKOUT! Jones gets up to his feet and can't believe he didn't win it there! He picks up Dionysus but Dion wraps up Mason, and brings him in for the GRAPEVINE!! Mason is out and Dionysus pins! One! Two!
Three!
DING DING DING
Dion rolls out of the ring and claps his hands together and shows that it can end just like that! Dion high fives some fans and starts his way up the ramp as Mason Jones bites his lips and wants to yell out vulgar words!
Billy: What a win!
We fade out.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 22, 2021 22:25:12 GMT -5
Johnny Bacchus, Debra Monroe, Trey Bouchet Segment
The camera opens backstage, where Debra Monroe, Trey Bouchet, and Johnny Bacchus are standing near the curtain. Debra is warming up before her match, rolling her shoulders, swinging her arms, and stretching out as Trey encourages her. Trey Bouchet: You’re going to be great out there, Deb. You’ve been building up to this moment.Johnny Bacchus: You’re the Seventh Joker’s Card – the Huggalotus – Blaze Ya Friend Homie – the Carnival of Calmness – the–Debra Monroe: Neither of those last two were hug puns, nor do I know what the first thing means.Johnny Bacchus: I’m working with a very limited pool of vernacular and lexicon, none of which immediate lends itself to squeeze, hug, embrace, squish, cuddle, clasp, or clutch puns. The Great Milenk-hold? The Cling-master?Debra Monroe: I get it.The two exchange a look before Bacchus leans in, wrapping an arm around Debra for a tight hug. Johnny Bacchus: Well, there. That’s for good luck.He turns to Trey. Johnny Bacchus: And on top of that – Trey, let her hold the toy belt.Debbie puts her hands up as Trey takes the plastic child’s replica off his shoulder. Debra Monroe: Oh stop, you don’t have to.Johnny Bacchus: Deb. This thing has #PositiveVibes. Just for a second, let that Toon World magick flow through you.A silly grin on her face in keen awareness of the situation’s absurdity, Debra takes the toy belt. She drapes it over her shoulder for a moment. Johnny Bacchus: Look at that. Wow queen, you’re so beautiful.Bacchus loops his arms between the two and pulls them in for a group hug. Johnny Bacchus: Let’s go make some history tonight. Walk out of Time Bomb glittering.Trey Bouchet: Good luck, Debs.Debra Monroe: Thank you, guys. I’ll see you after the match.In the background, the music has hit. Debra hands the toy belt back to Trey and rushes off screen. The camera lingers on Trey and Bacchus watching her go before fading to black.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 22, 2021 22:25:29 GMT -5
Jenna Bauer & James Nightingale Segment
James Nightingale strides with scary conviction down the corridor, approaching Gorilla Position. He is accosted by Jenna Bauer. Jenna Bauer: James, where's Alice? DID SHE DESECRATE ME?Nightingale places his large palm in her face, pushing her backwards. The resilient interviewer pursues him. Jenna Bauer: JUST TELL ME... DID SHE DO THIS?!James Nightingale: Never interrupt me when I'm on business! Never!Jenna Bauer: Please...Nightingale realises she will just bug him and bug him non stop. He slows down, towers over her, grabs her pen and crosses Alice's name off the list before throwing the pen to the ground. James Nightingale: Alice ain't your bitch! Jog on. I got business.As Nightingale approaches the curtain leading to the ringside area, Jenna contently mouths "I believe you", having studied him with her lie detection skills. She leaves through a side door. At that moment, Matthias Mintzel walks behind Nightingale. Behind him... is Alice. She stares a hole through the back of Jenna's skull. Miss Bauer is totally oblivious to her presence. We cut to ringside.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 22, 2021 22:27:26 GMT -5
Television Championship Debra Monroe vs. Twiztid Insane(c) Billy: Coming up here tonight we begin the newest era of the TV title with a new champion in Twiztid Insane!“Girls Just Want To Have Fun” blares through the PA and the lights dance into multicolored strobes. The crowd cheers as Debra bounces out from gorilla on feet fueled by the energy of the fans. Needles to say, she’s pumped up. She unzips her flamboyant, bright multi colored jacket straight out of Macho Man Randy Savage’s wardrobe, and throws up a military salute before storming down the aisle toward the ring. She dishes out heaps of hugs and glad-handing then slides into the ring under the bottom rope and pops up to her vertical base. As the fans dance to the strobes and music, she peels off her jacket and tosses it to a lucky fan in one of the nearby rows, then jogs over to her corner in preparation for the match and hugs the referee. Chris Avery: Debra looking to build on her momentum from last week by winning the TV title here tonight!Billy: Yeah, I’ve heard rumblings that Twiztid Insane could hold the TV title longer than Downfall so we’ll see!Chris Avery: I think those rumblings may have just been your stomach!As Raw Deal queues up on the arena speakers, the lights in the pulse until the song hits the 11 second mark and Twiztid bursts through the curtains, vibing to the song, bobbing his head to the beat of the song in the background, as he makes his way down the ramp, high fiving the fans that do want to high five him, the announcer makes their introduction. Adilene Floyd: Making his way to the ring... from Detroit, Michigan. Weighing in tonight at 230 pounds, THE CLOWN PRINCE!... TWIZTID... IN... SANE!After the introduction is done, Twiztid slides under the bottom rope and goes to a corner, posing on the second rope before hopping down and getting ready for the match. Chris Avery: Twiztid’s career took off like a rocket after last week’s win over Downfall.Billy: Yeah, I’m sure Downfall breathed a sigh of relief though since he’s not locked in to defend the TV title every single week.The referee signals for the bell to begin the match. Debra stuns the champion with a spinning backfist and drops him again with a dropkick. Twiztid is dropped by a DDT. Debra grabs him from behind and executes a bulldog. Debra locks in a bow and arrow hold, but Twiztid gets out of the hold. Billy: What a flurry of moves by the challenger!Chris Avery: Yeah, Twiztid wasn’t expecting this!Twiztid takes Debra down with a DDT of his own and drops her with a lariat. Twiztid runs the ropes and nails a bicycle kick before dropping an elbow across her chest. Twiztid hits a snap suplex before going for a quick pin. ONNEE!! TW--NOOO! Debra kicks out. Chris Avery: Twiztid answering back with his own flurry of moves.Billy: Yeah, the champion isn’t going to let go of his newly won title this easily!Twiztid whips Debra across the ring, but she answers back with a flying forearm, taking him down. She charges at him and floors him with a running high knee lift. Debra whips Twiztid across the ring and catches him with a spinebuster! Billy: Wow! What power by Debra to hit that move!Chris Avery: Yeah, that was pretty impressive.Debra whips Twiztid across the ring again but he reverses. Debra answers back with a spear. Twiztid gets up and eats a forearm smash from Debra. Debra runs, leaps through the air and smashes her ass in the face of Twiztid Insane, knocking him down!! Billy: BUTT TRUCKING TO TWIZTID INSANE!!Chris Avery: Debra hooks the leg!ONEEE!! TWOOO!! THR--NOOO! Twiztid gets the shoulder up! Debra looks ready to finish this off and whips Twiztid across the ring, but he comes back with a big boot, nearly taking her head off! He pulls her up to her feet and nails a brainbuster suplex. Twiztid goes up top and leaps off with a frog splash!! Twiztid isn’t done yet and nails a german suplex, dropping Debra on her head before lifting her up for a death valley driver. Billy: Twiztid Insane has the momentum going!Chris Avery: THE GATHERING TO DEBRA MONROE!!Billy: Twiztid goes for the pin!!ONEEE!! TWOOO!!! THREE!! DING DING DING Billy: What a match!! What a Championship match!Twiz gets to his feet but barely and grabs the Television Championship from the ref. Chris Avery: Make no mistake, Monroe put up one hell of a fight! This was as close as ya can get if you ask me!We fade out..
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 22, 2021 22:27:53 GMT -5
Jenna Bauer & Debra Monroe Segment
There's a warm pop as Debra Monroe appears on the ActionTron, warming up backstage. A similar affectionate reaction follows the arrival of Jenna Bauer on screen, approaching Debra with a jaded cynicism. Billy: Jenna's been busy tonight! Now it's Debra Monroe's time to be grilled.Chris Avery: The "desecrator" can't be her. Can it?!Debra's eyes beam with sincere sympathy towards Jenna who is observing her "SLUTspect List". Jenna notices Debra's compassion and tears form in her eyes. Jenna Bauer: I have to ask...Before she can get the words out, Monroe pulls her in for one of her legendary hugs. Jenna sobs quietly on her shoulder. Debra Monroe: Shh, it's OK. Let it out. You didn't deserve to be treated like that.Jenna Bauer: It's not just me. Maybe I've focused on my offence because it's the only thing keeping me sane. I really need to know what happened to Quixote. Who took him?Debra thinks about responding with the obvious "maybe he took himself" angle but doesn't succumb to that inclination; instead focusing on comforting the emotionally shattered AW interviewer in her embrace. Jenna breaks the hug and shows her new friend that she's crossed the name Debra Monroe off her list. She mutters a tearful "thanks" and goes to leave. Debra Monroe: Hey, can I help? Show me your list.Monroe takes it and studies it carefully. Debra Monroe: The broadcast team don't get enough respect around here. You know that too well. But... Adilene.Jenna Bauer: Adilene Floyd? Nah, come on.She takes the list back. Debra Monroe: I'm just sayin'. She's been acting a little spacey lately. She even forgot to do my introduction for my match last week. Something's going on there. Maybe it's nothing... but don't sleep on her. Regardless, there's a few names not on the list that probably should be, just to cover the bases - like Trudy Lindburg... you know, the PETA lady who's been spending a lot of time with Max Daemon lately.Jenna nods and adds her to the list. Debra Monroe: Don't forget Katta Pult. I noticed that she was set to debut the night the desecration happened but mysteriously didn't. Suspicious.Jenna Bauer: I feel like whoever the bitch is, she's been around a while. I may be wrong though. Thanks for this though. Some real food for thought.Debra Monroe: Oh you're welcome sweetie. Bring it in again.They hug once more. Jenna exhales deeply. Jenna Bauer: I needed this.Fade back to the arena.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 22, 2021 22:28:20 GMT -5
Darren Marsh Segment
We see Marsh and Bubba walking the halls pissed off!! Nate, our backstage interviewer catches up with them!! Nate Burleson: Marsh, Marsh! You defeated Bam Beefer tonight but Park attacked you from behin-Darren Marsh: YEAH HE DID!! HE HIT ME WITH A PEARL HARBOR AND THATS THE LAST TIME PARK GETS THE JUMP ON ME, BOY!!Marsh catches his breath and looks directly into the camera. Darren Marsh: YOU HAVE SOMETHING THAT BELONGS TO ME!! I WANT MY CATTLE PROD BACK!! YOU BETTER GET READY FOR A BIG BEATDOWN AT TIMEBOMB, JULIAN PARK! YOU LITTLE THIEF! ONCE I DEFEAT YOU, AND BEAT YOU DOWN, BIG BUBBA IS GONNA HAVE HIS WAY WITH YOU AND THEN IM GONNA USE THAT PROD TO END YOUR WRESTLING CAREER ONCE AND FOR ALL!Marsh leaves the scene. Big Bubba looks at Nate and growls. He looks into the camera. Big Bubba: RAAWARRARARR!!!Bubba walks out of frame too. We cut back to Action Wrestling's Monday Night Clash.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 22, 2021 22:29:15 GMT -5
Mason Jones Segment
We open up backstage and see Mason Jones grabbing his gear bag on wheels and pulling it behind him leaving a dressing room. He turns the corner and continues walking a bit dejected by his loss from earlier tonight. He notices a man grumbling sitting at a catering table by himself. It's Jayson Price. The crowd cheers as the camera pans on Price who wipes his mouth and then closes an eye and looks into the can of beer to see if anything is left. He throws the can down onto the ground in the already stacked up pile of cans. Mason Jones smiles and walks over to him. Mason Jones: Hey, sir, I'm a big fan.Jayson Price: Huh? Speak up, I can't hear you!Mason Jones: Just saying I'm a big fan of yours.Jayson Price: You trolling? I don't have time for this shit! I'm not booked and I'm not wrestling tonight! You're not challenging me! Get the hell out of here!Mason Jones: I wasn't trolling and I'm not making a challenge? Just saying I appreciate your career!Price opens another can of beer and laughs to himself. Jayson Price: Shut up, you mark. No one appreciates my career. Get lost, kid.Mason Jones: Alright, well.. if ya ever watch one of my matches and maybe have some advice for me, please let me know. I'd love to hear what you have to say.Jayson Price: You want my advice?Price slams half the beer down his throat and burps. He slams the now half empty can onto the table. Jayson Price: Have sex with as many ladies as you can because once your career is done.. it's done, son, and theres nothing you can do about it. Now please, get fucked.Price turns his attention back to March Madness games as Mason Jones nods. He turns and walks out of the catering area with his gear bag. The scene fades to black.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 22, 2021 22:33:42 GMT -5
Corey Bull vs. Claire Hawkins Chris Avery: Get ready, folks. Two AW Originals are about to do battle.Billy: Gonna be all kinda shitfire in this one, y'all!The opening guitar riff of “If You Want Blood” by AC/DC hits the PA, and The Hangmen walk out onto the stage with Corey Bull following behind them. Bull snears at them both as the group walks down the ramp Adilene Floyd: And making his way down the aisle... being led to the ring by The Hangmen… standing 6'10"... and weighing in at 385 pounds... hailing from the Great Northwoods... here is... GALLOWS WALKER!!!The trio reaches the ring and Bull argues with them to stay out of his way. They back off, chuckling to each other. Chris Avery: What is all this Gallows Walker stuff about?Billy: Frank Lowe be Frank Lowe sometimes.As the world falls; wider grows disaster's maw Desperate the thralls call; thee three crows caw As those words faded to black, a shrill Banshee’s Wail rang out through the stadium and everything went as dark as it possibly could. A moment later, the beginnings of Orbit Culture’s Nensha began to play; a light layer of smoke appeared upon the stage as the lights began to frantically flash in sync with the music. As the music increased in pace, so did the flashing of the lights; a silhouette of a person appearing upon the stage, hunched forward. PICK UP THE BONES! Abruptly, the lights return to normal in time to see the person lean backward and release a deep guttural scream upwards to the heavens from parted lips painted black. Upon finishing the guttural growl, the person titled their head down and fixated their fiery crimson gaze upon the ring; the Action Wrestling crowd letting out a sizable pop. With skin as pale as porcelain and clearly dressed to compete within the squared circle, the person was none other than the Witch of Action Wrestling; Claire Hawkins! Adilene Floyd: Making her way to the ring, from Salem, Massachusetts, weighing in at 145 pounds, she is "The Witch"..... CLAIRE..... HAWKINS!!Once she reached the ringside area Claire paused for a moment to look at the cameraman that had dared to get close enough to get a good shot of her face. With a vicious snarl, Claire let out another one of those screams and forced the cameraman to quickly backpedal. Feeling pleased with herself, Claire made her way over to the steps and into the ring. Once she was in the ring she walked to the side of the ring where the hard camera was and stepped onto the second rope, leaned forward a little to keep her balance, and held her arms up while she held up in the "Devil Horns" gesture as pyro shot up from the ring posts. All the while bellowing out that same savage, guttural scream. Billy: Boy howdy! That scream pert near gives me the heebie jeebies!Chris Avery: Nobody talks like that. Literally. Nobody.Bull paces back and forth in the corner, awaiting the opening bell. When it tolls, he charges at Hawkina and catches her off guard with a big boot. Billy: SHITFIRE!Chris Avery: This could be over!Before he can go for the cover, the Hangmen are up on the apron and they grab onto Bull by his arms. Billy: Da heck?! Don't they want Gallows Walker to win?!Bull pulls away from them and argues with them, being careful with his threats because of the damage they could do to his career. While distracted, he doesn't see Hawkins coming as she charges and soars into the air, driving her knees into his spine. He falls forward, colliding with the Hangmen, sending them off the apron. Bull then falls to his knees and pulls himself into a seated position in the corner, just as Hawkins leaps in the air, grabbing ahold of the ropes and she nails him with a rope aided dropkick. Billy: METAL MAAAAAAAGIKA!!!Hawkins gets to her feet and the fans pop for her. Bull holds onto his jaw and uses the ropes to pull himself up. Hawkins unloads an assault of kicks to Bull's legs, as if chopping down a sequoia. Hawkins hits the ropes and comes back full of momentum, soaring in the air for a crossbody. Bull catches her and puts her down hard with a front powerslam. Chris Avery: There's the cover!ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Billy: Hawkins done kicked out just in time!Bull pulls Hawkins up and whips her into a corner. Bull comes in hot, only to catch a thrusted knee to the jaw from Hawkins. He stumbles back and she charges at him. He throws a clothesline that she ducks. She delivers a stiff kick to the back of his knee and he hunches over enough for her to nail him with a wind-up overhead kick. Billy: TOUCH! OF! EVIL!Bull drops to his knees and Hawkins plants him with a snap dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane. Chris Avery: There's the cover!ONE! TWO! THR--KICKOUT! Hawkins wastes no time and she goes to the ring apron, then starts to climb the ropes in the corner. Before she can do anything cool, The Hangmen distract her by shouting obscenities. This gives Bull enough time to make it to the corner and grab her by the throat, then toss her overhead into the ring, crashing recklessly in the middle of the ring. Billy: Crashin' an' burnin' don't feel good!Chris Avery: How would you know, Billy?Billy: You don't know my whole dang life.The Hangmen shout at Bull to finish her. Bull picks up the pace and goes for an elbow drop. Hawkins rolls out of the way just in time and he crashes hard af on the canvas. Hawkins rolls back and locks on a cross armbar, wrenching away at his massive limb. The Hangmen shout at him to not tap like a pussy, but he doesn't need the encouragement. The hold doesn't last long as he rolls toward her and frees himself from her clutches. Hawkins gets to her feet and stomps away at Bull, then backs off so he can get to a knee. She charges and goes for the Shining Witch… but he counters it with a powerbomb. He places his gigantic boot on her chest and the official goes to count. ONE! TWO! THR--KICKOUT! Bull can't believe it as Noose and Shooter are on the outside telling him what to do! Bull picks her up to her feet and grabs her by the throat and lifts her up but Claire hits the mist!! BULL CANT SEE!! Claire pins him and hooks the legs!! ONE!! TWO!! THREE!! DING DING DING! Billy: Whoa!!Chris Avery: Claire won!! Hawkins is the winner!!Bull rolls out of the ring as Noose and Shooter grab him and pick him up! His eyes burning as Hawkins smiles wide in the ring. Bull, Noose and Shooter make their way up the ramp behind the curtain. Hawkins stands alone in the ring but then.. the lights go out.. Billy: Whoa what the hell!? Where are the lights?Flash bulbs going off everywhere.. The lights come back on.. Chris Avery: WHO IS THAT?!Hawkins stands face to face with.. Billy: KANCER IS BACK!!! ITS KANCER!!!Chris Avery: KANCER IS IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR RING!! ITS ALMOST BEEN A YEAR!!Billy: WHAT THE HELL IS KANCER DOING?!He turns his head looking at Hawkins and then turns his head the other way. Hawkins ready to fight. Kancer smiles. Chris Avery: WHAT THE HELL!? KANCER IS BACK!! I LOVE IT!!Billy: KANCER AND HAWKINS?! OH MAN!!We fade out.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 22, 2021 22:34:15 GMT -5
James Nightingale Segment
Clash returns ringside following another commercial break, with the arena in darkness. After a moment the lights raise; James Nightingale, Alice and Matthias Mintzel all stand inside the ring. Nightingale appears agitated; his suit crumpled, his tie off centre, his hair unstyled. He raises a mic to his mouth with a jittery hand. James Nightingale: It is the go-home show before Timebomb, and I should be here in front of you all stating my case as to why I should be walking out of the chamber as the new World Champion.He lets out an anxious laugh and pulls at his tie. Alice places a comforting hand on his shoulder as his eyes tear up slightly. James Nightingale: But because of the grievous actions of one man, the prophecy, at least for now, will not be fulfilled, my wait continues...The crowd cheers, Mintzel and Alice attempt to settle them but this merely makes the cheers grow louder. Anger begins to spread across Nightingale’s face. James Nightingale: Oh you like that do you? Let’s see if you continue to cheer after Sunday!Nightingale’s anger turns into a sadistic smile. James Nightingale: Despite AW management not granting me the opportunity I rightfully deserved, they need The Angel of Death, that’s why they have been promoting this announcement all week on social media. Love me or hate me, people always tune in to watch me, watch the brutality I unleash, the bloodshed I cause… and at Timebomb, there will be so much bloodshed that my next victim will bypass the ER and instead go straight to the funeral parlour.He extends his arm towards the entranceway and directs someone to the ring. Suddenly NATE is pushed through the entranceway by Adrian, and he and several other members of MS-13 direct him to the ring, NATE looks confused, but upon seeing Mintzel he gladly enters the ring. He looks nervously at Nightingale, but soon his fears are pacified when James puts an arm around him. James Nightingale: NATE… NATE… NATE… are we friends?NATE: Yess Ov Cors JaymzNightingale smiles to himself. James Nightingale: It’s funny NATE because the last time I checked, friends didn’t steal from each other do they? And if we were to rewatch the footage from two weeks ago, it would show that you stole my World Championship opportunity from me. What do you have to say for yourself NATE?NATE looks sorry for his actions. NATE: SoriNightingale laughs hysterically. James Nightingale: You call that an apology NATE? I made you relevant for a short spell, you owe me everything. Get down on your knees and apologise to me dammit!NATE looks confused, he looks at Mintzel who shows little emotion. He slowly lowers down to the ground. Nightingale crouches down. James Nightingale: What do you say NATE?NATE: Sori AgenNightingale nods, appearing to accept the apology. James Nightingale: That was touching. I tell you what NATE, I will forget all this nonsense on one condition…Nightingale extends his foot to NATE. James Nightingale: KISS… MY… FOOT!NATE again looks at Mintzel, but Nightingale grabs his face. James Nightingale: STOP LOOKING AT HIM YOU MONGREL! MATTHIAS HATES YOU JUST AS MUCH AS I DO! NOW KISS MY FOOT OR I SWEAR I’LL SEND ADRIAN AND MY BOYS TO YOUR MOTHERS HOUSE AND I PROMISE YOU THEY WON'T SHOW HER THE SAME MERCY THAT I AM SHOWING YOU NOW!!!Nightingale stands again and once again reextends his foot. NATE appears saddened by Nightingale’s harsh words. His lip quivers as he slowly lowers himself towards Nightingale’s foot, but James kicks him in the mouth!! NATE slumps to the mat in the fetal position as he begins to sob whilst holding his mouth. Nightingale stands over him. James Nightingale: At Timebomb I’m going to put you out of your pathetic misery. You make me sick to my stomach, I gave you everything! You bit the hand that fed you, and for that, you’ll pay with your life against me… IN A NO HOLDS BARRED MATCH!Nightingale grabs NATE’s hair and pulls his head back away from his hands with force. James Nightingale: And don’t forget… Mintzel is my friend, not yours. He hates your guts as much as I do. When I’m done with your lifeless body, he’ll gladly throw you and your mothers’ bodies in a ditch…The camera on Mintzel, who appears deep in thought. James Nightingale: The Angel of Death is coming for you NATE… PRAY… FOR…He leans on real close and whispers in NATE’s ear James Nightingale: ...mercy.Nightingale finally let’s go of NATE’s hair and stands back up, readjusting his suit as he exits the ring. He is followed by Alice and Mintzel, with the latter stepping over NATE, who remains in the fetal position. Nightingale makes his way up the ramp with a smile on his face as ‘In the House, In a Heartbeat’ begins to play. Clash moves to a Timebomb promo.
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 22, 2021 22:35:26 GMT -5
KANCER VS CLAIRE HAWKINS AT TIMEBOMB!
CHECK OUT AW NETWORK LATER TONIGHT FOR MORE JENNA BAUER CONTENT! ITS AW NETWORK EXCLUSIVE!
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Post by Action Reel on Mar 22, 2021 22:36:13 GMT -5
Julian Park Segment
We see Nate Burrelson backstage with his trusty microphone and Julian Park next to him. Nate Burleson: Thanks guys, and Julian Park, the match was made at Timebomb last week but to be honest, we weren't sure if you would have been cleared thanks to that Cattle Prod used on you last week on Clash. However, you appeared tonight and dropkicked the Chief of Vegas police and somehow ended up with that prod!Julian Park: Yup and let me make one thing clear. Darren Marsh needs to go away, forever. He needs to learn his lesson. This all started because he's too insecure as a man to apologize for everything he's done. He's a bad, bad man and at Timebomb, I'm going to end it.Nate Burleson: You going to use the Cattle Prod?Julian Park: Nope, but as long as it's not in his hands, then I know he won't use it on anyone else!Nate Burleson: What about Big Bubba? He's got a huge 400 pounder in his corner at Timebomb.Julian Park: Don't worry about Bubba..Buster shows up behind Park all smiles. Julian Park: I got one of the most legendary wrestlers of all time, Randy Buster on my side and in my corner. Timebomb, Marsh is going to eat his words, take the L and be read his rights.. and then be escorted right out of Action Wrestling.Park smiles and walks out of frame as Buster nods in approval. Nate Burleson: Wow, back to you guys!We come back to Action Wrestling's Monday Night Clash.
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