Posted to Action Wrestling's Official YouTube Channel
Mar 21, 2021 20:36:51 GMT -5
Ned the Intern, Carter Shaw, and 2 more like this
Post by Trey Bouchet on Mar 21, 2021 20:36:51 GMT -5
Posted to Action Wrestling’s Official YouTube Channel March 21, 2021
“It would be so easy to hang Ash Blake and Der Metzger out to dry on Monday night.”
“We’ve been booked to take on the other participants in Timebomb’s Elimination Chamber. Me, and Action Wrestling’s two biggest monsters against Corey Black, Spencer Adams, and Kyle Kemp.”
“There’s so much to discuss about each of them, and when the time comes I will. For now, though, only one thing needs to be said: I’m fighting to win this match.”
“Allow me to plexplain.”
“As much as Blake and Metzger deserve what’s coming to them from those occupying in the opposite corner to us, I would not be doing my job if I didn’t do what is plexpected of me and give everything I have to make sure my side picks up the deuce.”
“James Carville once said next to love, the most important thing you can give is your labor. It is a demonstration of respect, and loyalty, and a willingness to sacrifice a part of yourself for something greater.”
“That’s how I feel about Action Wrestling, even if it is while working the B-Show.”
“We wrestlers often try to make our struggles larger than life. Something beyond the traditional. We want them to be, ahm, operatic. And I do that when it’s appropriate. I mean, I’ve been banging the drum against Philidor Holdings for weeks,calling them a plexistential threat to this business. And they are.”
“But tomorrow night, because my bosses want me to, I have to work alongside the person who best plexemplifies the worst of what the company can do to us if we don’t put her and them in check. And I’ll do it, even though what Ash Blake deserves is swift and merciless Justice from Kyle Kemp.”
“Just as Todd Metzger deserves a nice receipt from Spencer Adams for the blindside he received after the man event from last week’s Clash.”
“Despite this, and despite it possibly being in my best interests to leave both Ash and Todd to their fates, I’ll fight like hell to see their hands raised with mine when the match is done.”
“I’ll fight for them because at least, for tomorrow night, that’s the job.”
“Now, I know some are going to criticize me for this. They’re going to make the argument that I’ve been taking shots at Carter Shaw and the other Philidorks for doing what they claim is their job: repping their brand.”
“But there is a difference.”
“I didn’t make a choice to align myself with the representatives of Philidor and Devil’s Gate.”
“This was an obligation put upon me, and as much as I hate to do it, I’ll do it.”
“Just like even though I didn’t want to leave CruiserClash for Clash, when the trade was finalized I went and put every effort into performing at the highest level possible.”
“It’s that same drive, and sense of self-worth, that allowed me to overshoot all plexpectations and put me one match away from Action Wrestling’s World Title.”
“And it will be those same things that will see me win this match tomorrow night.”
“You can say that makes me a mark for myself and the sport. I won’t argue.”
“It isn’t plexactly newsworthy to point out I’m a simple man, though I prefer to see myself as straightforward.”
“And to me, the straightforward response to being given a problem to tackle is hit it head on with no bullshit or subterfuge.”
“So, sorry Kyle and Spencer. Sorry to you too, Corey. Tomorrow night, as much as I’d like to be one of you, giving Ash Blake and Metzger the beatings they deserve, I’m stuck playing the role of spoiler.”
“Just like I will at Timebomb, when my job description changes dramatically.”
“It would be so easy to hang Ash Blake and Der Metzger out to dry on Monday night.”
“We’ve been booked to take on the other participants in Timebomb’s Elimination Chamber. Me, and Action Wrestling’s two biggest monsters against Corey Black, Spencer Adams, and Kyle Kemp.”
“There’s so much to discuss about each of them, and when the time comes I will. For now, though, only one thing needs to be said: I’m fighting to win this match.”
“Allow me to plexplain.”
“As much as Blake and Metzger deserve what’s coming to them from those occupying in the opposite corner to us, I would not be doing my job if I didn’t do what is plexpected of me and give everything I have to make sure my side picks up the deuce.”
“James Carville once said next to love, the most important thing you can give is your labor. It is a demonstration of respect, and loyalty, and a willingness to sacrifice a part of yourself for something greater.”
“That’s how I feel about Action Wrestling, even if it is while working the B-Show.”
“We wrestlers often try to make our struggles larger than life. Something beyond the traditional. We want them to be, ahm, operatic. And I do that when it’s appropriate. I mean, I’ve been banging the drum against Philidor Holdings for weeks,calling them a plexistential threat to this business. And they are.”
“But tomorrow night, because my bosses want me to, I have to work alongside the person who best plexemplifies the worst of what the company can do to us if we don’t put her and them in check. And I’ll do it, even though what Ash Blake deserves is swift and merciless Justice from Kyle Kemp.”
“Just as Todd Metzger deserves a nice receipt from Spencer Adams for the blindside he received after the man event from last week’s Clash.”
“Despite this, and despite it possibly being in my best interests to leave both Ash and Todd to their fates, I’ll fight like hell to see their hands raised with mine when the match is done.”
“I’ll fight for them because at least, for tomorrow night, that’s the job.”
“Now, I know some are going to criticize me for this. They’re going to make the argument that I’ve been taking shots at Carter Shaw and the other Philidorks for doing what they claim is their job: repping their brand.”
“But there is a difference.”
“I didn’t make a choice to align myself with the representatives of Philidor and Devil’s Gate.”
“This was an obligation put upon me, and as much as I hate to do it, I’ll do it.”
“Just like even though I didn’t want to leave CruiserClash for Clash, when the trade was finalized I went and put every effort into performing at the highest level possible.”
“It’s that same drive, and sense of self-worth, that allowed me to overshoot all plexpectations and put me one match away from Action Wrestling’s World Title.”
“And it will be those same things that will see me win this match tomorrow night.”
“You can say that makes me a mark for myself and the sport. I won’t argue.”
“It isn’t plexactly newsworthy to point out I’m a simple man, though I prefer to see myself as straightforward.”
“And to me, the straightforward response to being given a problem to tackle is hit it head on with no bullshit or subterfuge.”
“So, sorry Kyle and Spencer. Sorry to you too, Corey. Tomorrow night, as much as I’d like to be one of you, giving Ash Blake and Metzger the beatings they deserve, I’m stuck playing the role of spoiler.”
“Just like I will at Timebomb, when my job description changes dramatically.”