Post by Katta Pult on Mar 13, 2021 2:32:16 GMT -5
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The luxurious Hall of Fame tour bus stops in front of a house in Suburbia, USA and Katta Pult exits the bus decked out in tight pants that accentuate her impressive legs and glutes, a Jim Mud shirt, and golden Hall of Fame jacket that all HOf’ers wear. As always her gold medal is present around her neck.
Trailing behind her is Orret the Time Bandit, who she’s hired as her marketing-sales guru dude. He’s dressed in a pro wrestling referee’s uniform for some reason, and he has some legal documents in hand, because he also dabbles in law.
See?
Joining them are many media outlets with cameras at the ready. They follow the pair as they march to the front door.
"I’ve activated the clause in my special Hall of Famer contract which says I get to select the caliber of my opponent and matches. I've been told they have someone just in mind for me who is HOF level competition, but I asked they not reveal who it is because I want to be truly and thoroughly challenged. We are here at this location to kill two birds with one stone, or something about a bush with two birds in it. I will get a little bit of a warm up match while earning another accolade. Observe."
Instead of knocking on the door or ringing the bell, Katta excitedly suplexes it straight off the fucking hinges and tosses it into the lawn. She strolls in with the throng following her, and is immediately confronted by the woman of the household who is alarmed, angry, and scared. She screeches at Katta and instinctively shoves her. Katta counters by snap plexing her onto the couch so that the lady doesn’t get hurt very badly.
”Social media has allowed me to track down a very special someone.”
A dog is barking like crazy in a room down the hallway. Katta heads that way while Orret hands the lady of the house some blank checks from AW finance department, and Orret tells the lady to splurge on a new door at AW’s expense. He catches up with Katta Pult as she suplexes the door off its hinges also. An ugly assed little rat terrier is there to greet Katta by going into attack mode. It jumps at her and for a moment Katta seems like she’s gonna flee, but then she remembers she once suplexed a grizzly bear.
The Olympian grabs the beast in mid air and Tazplexes it with authority across the hallway and into a wall with such force that the material breaks and a hole appears, swallowing the dog somewhere in the vacant hole. It yelps in the distance and can be heard clawing around somewhere in the wall.
Orret sweats a little, hoping Max Demon’s PETA pussy didn’t see that.
"You and Me. Right now. Action Wrestling Women’s Title on the line. Ref, start the match."
The camera reveals the person she’s talking to. It’s that little girl who Lissie Hope gave the Women’s Title to after defeating Spayde Martinez. She’s wide eyes and mouth agape on her bed. Orret waves the BS legal papers in her face while speedily going through legal jargon about it then rings a hand held bell.
Katta gets on her knees to make the fight more even. The girl remains frozen. An awkward stare down happens. The girl’s eyes look up at the Women’s Title on the shelf and by it the Lissie Hope poster. The girl gets possessed by the indomitable bravery spirit of Lissie and surprisingly lunges at Katta. After a brief back-n-forth Katta very very gently palms her like a basketball and very gently and politely puts her on the bed in a pinning predicament, making sure to not actually hurt the girl.
Orret oversells a theatrical dive and counts.
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He raises Katta’s hand and she grabs the Women’s Title. She poses for the cameras as Orret declares her new champ.
"I’ve done it all! I now vacate this title."
She hands it to Orret, who immediately opens up bidding for it on his Orbits.com site.
The End Orret the Match Writer