Post by Flop on Mar 9, 2021 19:24:09 GMT -5
"Oh, hello?"
"I wasn't expecting you, please excuse me while I tidy myself up."
"You're wondering how I fell about Jim Mud? He's a good man. He believes in second chances and he gave me a second chance and rewarded me with what was rightfully mine. Jim Mud is a good. Philidor are good people."
"Sorry?"
"No. I am not joining Philidor. I have no need to become a corporate shill. I have my own end game and our relative goals that do not intersect."
"Lissie Hope?"
"She has her own purpose. A sycophant for attention anyway she can get."
"Do I believe her story?"
"What should I? The only time the girl has had straight bone in her body is when Spencer is all up in her?"
[Flop shrugs.]
"I don't want to talk about Lissie Hope. Let's talk about Shane Watson. This is his second, third chance, fourth chance? Truth be told, I can't say I really know. I haven't paid attention to his existence, he hasn't crossed my path or put himself in my vision. So I know nothing of him, and I haven't bothered learning anything about him."
"You know, the Karlie Nash methodology."
"So what do I know about Shane Watson? What tidbits of trivia has tantalised my tastebuds?"
"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell...."
"I heard he liked tantric sex."
"Why would you want to hang out with the devious side of species for like than you have to? Count to three, blow your load and get the fuck out of Dodge, anything longer than that is more painful that listening to a Lissie Hope monologue. Speaking of three seconds that's how many seconds I need to lay on top of Shane Watson to win this glorious return match by pinfall. That would be splendid. I wonder if Shane would like that sort of attention, I certainly hope he would, I like it when I get to lay on top of people for three seconds. Anything less than that and it's a bit premature."
"A bit like Quixote Della Torre in the bedroom. You don't want to be like QDT in the bedroom, Shane, that is a pretty embarrassing situation, just like Jenna Bauer's face. I really struggle to understand, how that got Quixote, the quintessential Good Guy, to nut so quickly.
"Each to his own. Jenna didn't know how good she had it, and truthfully, either did Mr Della Torre. When he got in the ring with me, he was something special, everyone I touch experiences something divine intervention, my dear Watson, it's elementary. And, at CruiserClash, you will feel my delicate fingers divinely intervene in your existence in ways you have never experienced, I will shape your chakra in ways the world has never seen, I tickle your prostate the way your Daddy used to."
[Flop smiles.]
"That was maybe a little premature... you loved your Daddy in special, possibly illegal ways, and I shouldn't be one to judge your relationships, but I will spank you when you are in my ring."
[Flop pauses.]
"I'm sorry. You're not Shane Watson are you? I went from talking about him, to projecting my feelings about him onto you and then treating you poorly, because I want to treat him poorly. That was wrong of me, you shouldn't be treated like that."
[Flop touches his right temple with his right index finger.]
"You're the best, and I know it, I don't tell you that enough. I am really glad that you took the time to listen to me today and let me explain my feelings about Shane Watson, the man I have sincerely treated as more of an afterthought that Karlie Nash's treats the rest of the roster - except for Jenna. I'm certain Karlie wants to lick Jenna's clit until she drowns in her juices."
"Hmmm... that's a good thought... I will put that in the memory bank, might replace the memory of Geri pegging Derrick. Derrick always was a little bitch. I'm not a bitch, but I will make Shane Watson my bitch on Action Wrestling's premier wrestling show: Cruiser Clash."
[Flops stands up and kisses a mirror in front of him.]
"Derrick the Goat? He's marinating the chili."
"I wasn't expecting you, please excuse me while I tidy myself up."
"You're wondering how I fell about Jim Mud? He's a good man. He believes in second chances and he gave me a second chance and rewarded me with what was rightfully mine. Jim Mud is a good. Philidor are good people."
"Sorry?"
"No. I am not joining Philidor. I have no need to become a corporate shill. I have my own end game and our relative goals that do not intersect."
"Lissie Hope?"
"She has her own purpose. A sycophant for attention anyway she can get."
"Do I believe her story?"
"What should I? The only time the girl has had straight bone in her body is when Spencer is all up in her?"
[Flop shrugs.]
"I don't want to talk about Lissie Hope. Let's talk about Shane Watson. This is his second, third chance, fourth chance? Truth be told, I can't say I really know. I haven't paid attention to his existence, he hasn't crossed my path or put himself in my vision. So I know nothing of him, and I haven't bothered learning anything about him."
"You know, the Karlie Nash methodology."
"So what do I know about Shane Watson? What tidbits of trivia has tantalised my tastebuds?"
"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell...."
"I heard he liked tantric sex."
"Why would you want to hang out with the devious side of species for like than you have to? Count to three, blow your load and get the fuck out of Dodge, anything longer than that is more painful that listening to a Lissie Hope monologue. Speaking of three seconds that's how many seconds I need to lay on top of Shane Watson to win this glorious return match by pinfall. That would be splendid. I wonder if Shane would like that sort of attention, I certainly hope he would, I like it when I get to lay on top of people for three seconds. Anything less than that and it's a bit premature."
"A bit like Quixote Della Torre in the bedroom. You don't want to be like QDT in the bedroom, Shane, that is a pretty embarrassing situation, just like Jenna Bauer's face. I really struggle to understand, how that got Quixote, the quintessential Good Guy, to nut so quickly.
"Each to his own. Jenna didn't know how good she had it, and truthfully, either did Mr Della Torre. When he got in the ring with me, he was something special, everyone I touch experiences something divine intervention, my dear Watson, it's elementary. And, at CruiserClash, you will feel my delicate fingers divinely intervene in your existence in ways you have never experienced, I will shape your chakra in ways the world has never seen, I tickle your prostate the way your Daddy used to."
[Flop smiles.]
"That was maybe a little premature... you loved your Daddy in special, possibly illegal ways, and I shouldn't be one to judge your relationships, but I will spank you when you are in my ring."
[Flop pauses.]
"I'm sorry. You're not Shane Watson are you? I went from talking about him, to projecting my feelings about him onto you and then treating you poorly, because I want to treat him poorly. That was wrong of me, you shouldn't be treated like that."
[Flop touches his right temple with his right index finger.]
"You're the best, and I know it, I don't tell you that enough. I am really glad that you took the time to listen to me today and let me explain my feelings about Shane Watson, the man I have sincerely treated as more of an afterthought that Karlie Nash's treats the rest of the roster - except for Jenna. I'm certain Karlie wants to lick Jenna's clit until she drowns in her juices."
"Hmmm... that's a good thought... I will put that in the memory bank, might replace the memory of Geri pegging Derrick. Derrick always was a little bitch. I'm not a bitch, but I will make Shane Watson my bitch on Action Wrestling's premier wrestling show: Cruiser Clash."
[Flops stands up and kisses a mirror in front of him.]
"Derrick the Goat? He's marinating the chili."