The Fox Report S1 E03: The Return
Jan 17, 2021 18:19:48 GMT -5
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Post by Tsukiko on Jan 17, 2021 18:19:48 GMT -5
The camera fades in to reveal the massively cheesy set that had been built for the Fox Report in all of its 1980's glory. However, there was one thing glaringly obvious that was missing; the mock host that was Lyan Rogan, as played by Ryan Logan. Instead, sitting atop the desk in a seiza position, was a woman clad in a long flowing black kimono and wearing a fox mask; both adorned with silver designs.
"Aisatsu kōdō."
ENGAGING SUBTITLES
{"It has been some time since The Shimmering Kitsune has stepped foot within the ever-changing battlefield known as CrusierClash or Action Wrestling as a whole. As you may recall, ever since my victory over Bouchet-san in November there has been little sight or mention of me.
Turmoil?
Nothing.
The World Cup?
Nothing.
CrusierHavoc?
Nothing.
Yet, despite my absence, I do not wish to lay blame at the feet of either Smalley-san or Deruty-san as it was my own request that has halted my climb to the summit of the mountain that is the Cruiserweight Championship. You see, as I am sure many already know, the global pandemic is very much something that has its vice-like claws claiming the lives of many throughout the world. As such, I NEEDED to be home in Japan so that could tend to my family should the worst occur. For family is the only thing that truly matters.
However!
Do not make the ill-fated mistake of thinking that I have not been paying attention to the happenings that have transpired upon this battlefield. Much like all of you, I bore witness to the crownings of new champions and the fierce struggles of those that have yet to reach those peaks. To them, those that reached the top and those that are chasing their dreams, I say good luck. For now, those convictions that have driven shall be cut apart by the moonlight blade of delusion breaking.
Although, as majestic as that sounds, it is not something that many before haven't said before; my opponent is no exception"}
Turmoil?
Nothing.
The World Cup?
Nothing.
CrusierHavoc?
Nothing.
Yet, despite my absence, I do not wish to lay blame at the feet of either Smalley-san or Deruty-san as it was my own request that has halted my climb to the summit of the mountain that is the Cruiserweight Championship. You see, as I am sure many already know, the global pandemic is very much something that has its vice-like claws claiming the lives of many throughout the world. As such, I NEEDED to be home in Japan so that could tend to my family should the worst occur. For family is the only thing that truly matters.
However!
Do not make the ill-fated mistake of thinking that I have not been paying attention to the happenings that have transpired upon this battlefield. Much like all of you, I bore witness to the crownings of new champions and the fierce struggles of those that have yet to reach those peaks. To them, those that reached the top and those that are chasing their dreams, I say good luck. For now, those convictions that have driven shall be cut apart by the moonlight blade of delusion breaking.
Although, as majestic as that sounds, it is not something that many before haven't said before; my opponent is no exception"}
Sliding the mask off of her face, Tsukiko set it upon her lap; the empty eyeholes facing the camera.
"After all, that is essentially what Keeton-kun declared upon his return as well. However, unlike him, I shall not allow myself to become the forgotten whipping boy of the supposed Lost Breed nor will I allow myself to be defined by others as the Lucha Villain has done to him. It isn't only my words that shall forage my path of glory, but that dedication and sheer unyielding spirit of my ancestors within me that will allow me to carve a path to the top. Unlike Keeton-kun, I will not hide behind the falsehoods about avenging my family or place the blame of my shortcomings upon the shoulders of others so that my ego does not shrivel and die.
I am no coward.
I am a warrior!"}
I am no coward.
I am a warrior!"}
With a fierce look in her eyes, Tsukiko lifted her chin up in a defiant gesture; daring for her CruiseClash opponent to prove her wrong. Then, quite suddenly, Ryan Logan popped up from behind the desk, slamming both hands onto the top of the desk.
"That's right bitch boooooooooooooooi!
My girl here is gonna whoop your ass so bad that the people in the Hoosier Arena are going to have PTSD flashbacks of things so terrible that they never ACTUALLY happened! They're going to be all huddled together, hoping that she'll end it quickly so that they can go back to their homes so that they can look up some quality [bleeping] therapists that they hope can help them with the trauma!
Oh yeah, it's gonna be that [bleeping] bad.
So prepare yourself bitch boi Kee-teen, cause there ain't no amount of whining that'll save your ass from getting knocked the [bleep] OUT!
BOOM!
Fox Report out!"
Then, as the camera faded to black, Ryan could be seen climbing onto the desk next to Tsukiko and proceeding to talk shit despite the fact that the sound had already been cut; Tsukiko unfazed and still staring into the camera with the fiercest of looks. Once the screen had gone black an animation ended things.