Post by Zombie McMorris on Jan 16, 2021 15:22:35 GMT -5
Of the Man Made Gawds. How was your vacation? I heard you went away. That you had some personal shit to take care of. Sorry for your loss in this time of Covid. We’ll get Jaice to send you a fruit basket. He’s been feeling generous lately. You however -> you wanna make yourself known -> get back on the map before you Ko-lumbo’d yourself clean off it. You’re just as consistent as Frank.
Pro tip: You don’t want to be consistent like Frank, cuz he aint. I’ll dunk on that man until the end of time because he’s a flake. If’n habits were gonna run awf, let them run.
But I get chu, you aint skerd. Gharam Baker aint got legs for runnin.
Prolly got legs like a flamingo. Bending back-quitz N’ shit. So you can wrap your mind around this.
Heard you talkin’ shit to Walter, hows ya daughter? Guess that's why you went into hidin from the Mongrel.
You talk shit like a Thesaurus-Tyrannosaurus dingle. Petrified. Remember that you aint who you claimed to be.
You aint a Man Mad God but only one of us is immortal.
Cant wait for you to tell me you’re gonna kick my head in.
Laced with the dictionary.
Hard rubber souls. Call your threats imaginary.
You came back and wanted to make an impact.
Went for the Pure title but all you know how to do is chew fat.
Is grissle a morsel when all you know how to do is fall to a mongrel?
You said you wanted to become a beast to defeat
Rise up and gain all your strength
But it takes more than brute strength to defeat me.
See, that's your problem, you’re here to get tough when all you really need to do is lighten up.
So close your hurt locker
And de-feet me.
But chu cant and let me tell you why.
You’re a man of ideas without any sense in your head and that Pure title is a quick shot but that's a quick shot on how you be gettin got.
I’m the Bill Gates mass marketing Pfizer. Got a double dose of the truth, sent here to destroy ya. Put a tracking chip in your brain, craft a strategy to make your limericks go insane.
Blow your pen and back out. Use a quill to straighten your vertebrae back out.
Take these plot points for some response shoot.
That's the trap and I’m tellin you.
Straight up, the tools to defeat me.
The F the G and T - C, see.
I’ll laugh with the LOL
Kilt goats and men for less
Call it the IOU.
Call the IRS and go get your stimulus check.
Most stimulating thing about you.
You’re so far down the pole you gotta climb up on my sack. You couldnt even attack Deamon and get a title shot out of it. Now you’re down here getting battered by me.
You got 2K and a dream to beat me. But now I can see that its Saturday and you’re day dreamin a day to just to beat me.
Call it all off.
Blast my load all over your face,
Because only my best fans call me delphine.
In the hunt for decades
But you suck so bad when you talk
you give my dick aides.
Please know that right now
I’m just fuckin wit chu.
I aint takin this serious,
I’m just fuckin’ you.
This is a stress test.
Take a Zan-nex
Cuz Z’s next
And he’s pumblin’ you.
WCF, HQ. Reading, PA.
On the Roof of old WCF HQ, the Ivory Tower of Reading, ZMAC hangs out with the internet title on his shoulder.
Gharam, I know that you had some good teachers and I’m sure they could tell you a lot about me. They could tell you I’m the spirit of WCF and hardcore maniacs. That statement that you made, brought you to me for a chance at Deamon. The spiritual successor to whats on my shoulder. In memorial. Its a damn shame that it came to this. You spent all that time away just to get laid to rest. Thisnt how you wanted to return, your first match back and its Ol’ Z whoppin your ass.
Now, I’m defunct and I’m awful and I got no skill. Maybe you can put one in my brain and show the world your IQ.
Ball up your fist, and give me a knuckle haiku. This is going for the Pure title and I’m tell you. I know the answers to the test and I’m telling you. But if you wanna step in that ring with me, its the Doves that will be killing you.
Cuz you cant make a statement if you cant stan yourself.
You got a long way to go to make for yourself. To bad your story ends before you name yourself.
I know who you are, Gharam. I know what your about. I’ve seen guys like you before and I’ve buried most of them under this tower. At Clash, you’ll see why dudes don’t just survive me.I know you think you got this wraped up in the bag and stuffed in your pocket but not when I beat you half to death and rip you a new axe wound.
Call you pocket pussy.