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Post by Action Reel on Jan 4, 2021 16:46:31 GMT -5
Pyro shoots off inside the arena and the crowd is going crazy! Billy: Welcome everybody to Monday Night Clash!Chris Avery: We're here LIVE on CBS to start the new year! What a night tonight! Corey Black defends the World Championship at Revolution live at the White House against one of three superstars! Wesley, Howard Black or Ash Blake! Tonight those three fight in a huge #1 contender match in our main event!Billy: We have Tag Team Championship match tonight and a Pure Championship match where Daemon competes against former MMA star Yoel Romero!Chris Avery: It's a huge night! Oh what's happening!?
The ActionTron lights up with Cormack, head of security walking into the office of Alexander Pasternak. Cormack: The guest you're waiting for isn't here yet, sir.Pasternak nods while on the phone and we see Jaice sitting on the leather couch with a soft neckbrace on. Cormack: How ya feeling?Jaice: I'm SORE.Cormack smiles and shakes his head. The scene fades.
A new scene fades in with The Following in their locker room. CJ Phoenix is in there getting complimented on his huge win over Keeton just an hour ago. Kemp is talking to Dandy about their Tag Team Championship match they have later tonight. Then the camera turns and focuses on Wesley. The crowd cheers as Kemp talks about Wesley. The Following continue to coach each other up. The scene fades.
We get a new scene where the crowd goes NUTS as the lockerroom is MMG. The camera pans over through a crack in the door and we see Baker talking to both FPV and Corey Black the World Champion. Baker gives his MMG armband to Black and FPV as they nod. Baker grabs his bag and walks out through the door and the camera steps back. Baker looks around and says "To new beginnings.." The ActionTron fades. Billy: Whoa?! Following looks focused! Pasternak is waiting for someone.. and did Baker.. Is Baker not a Man Made God anymore?!Chris Avery: I think he's on his own now?! Billy: 2021 is starting off so crazy! What happens next?!
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 4, 2021 16:48:09 GMT -5
Fortune vs. Der Metzger
An eerie hum fills the earholes of the tens of thousands in attendance. The ActionTron5000 lights up with violent and possibly satanic images. The hum morphs into “Ora Pro Nobis Lucifer” by Behemoth and a masked man emerges from the smoke filled stage. The lights spookily flicker and start to illuminate the arena as Der Metzger staggers down the ramp, exhibiting and barely controlling an urge to attack the fans in attendance. Der Metzger makes it to the ring and he slides in, moving jaggedly to the corner to pace back and forth. Adilene Floyd stands outside of the ring, avoiding Der Metzger like der schwarze tod. Adilene Floyd: The following match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first… already in the ring… he resides in Devil’s Gate Correctional Facility in Castle Rock, Maine… DERRR METZGERRRRR!!!The fans boo, not because of anything he has done yet, but because he is creepy. Billy: Here comes the fearsome Der Metzger! Chris, I wouldn’t want to meet this guy in a dark alley!Chris Avery: I have a feeling he wouldn’t want to meet YOU anywhere!Here’s to the greater good, for all Do what you know you should, for all We all may die… Something’s going on, just look around Fear is on the rise And there’s blood all over the ground. Let’s all just blindfold the poor We must remind them what’s in store We got em now Just break em down a little bit more Smoke clouds the entrance ramp. From seemingly nowhere, Fortune appears in front of it, a silhouette against the backdrop. He bows for the audience and then adjusts his gloves. He taps the ground twice with the cane in his right hand. Hey, you! Feed the machine! Bring em all back down to their knees No time to waste Remind the slaves They aint gonna make it out alive today His face hidden behind his mask of choice for the occasion, Fortune begins his descent, swinging his thin black cane as he does so. His elegant strides lead him down, making a show of spinning and posing, his cane striking the ground along with the beat of the tune. I said Hey, you! Poison the well Watch it all burn, take em straight to hell He’s got the whole world in his hands It was nice to know ya We’ve all been damned come on! Once in the ring, he kneels in the center calmly, head bowed. His mouth can be seen moving (if the mask allows it) before he stands back up, smiling. He waits for the match to start, taking off his coat, shirt, tie, hat and any part of his mask that may be disallowed by the company. Billy: The fans look excited to see Fortune, Chris!Chris Avery: Yeah! He’s the winner of Action Wrestling’s first ever World Cup and so they’re excited to see him here on Monday Night Clash!Billy: Yeah, I’m excited to see him square off against Der Metzger for the first Clash of 2021!!The referee signals for the bell to begin the match. Fortune gets the early lead in the match with a running clothesline. He runs the ropes as Der Metzger gets back to his feet and takes him down with a running bulldog. Metzger is up again but goes down to a jumping DDT and Fortune rolls Metzger up. ONE!! Kick out right after the one count by Der Metzger. Der Metzger is up and catches a charging Fortune in an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, nearly tossing him out of the ring. Der Metzger dives forward as Fortune gets to his feet and nearly decapitates him with a clothesline from hell. Der Metzger whips Fortune across the ring and catches him in a ring shaking powerslam before hooking the leg for a pin attempt. ONE!! T--Fortune kicks out right after the one count. Billy: SHITFIRE! What a powerslam by Der Metzger!Chris Avery: Yeah, both these men have hit some big power moves so far in this match, Billy.Fortune kicks Der Metzger in the midsection when he gets too close and hits a snap suplex. Der Metzger is picked up off the mat, bent over and powerbombed hard to the mat. Billy: That took some POWER to muscle up Der Metzger like that, Chris!Fortune whips Metzger across the ring and executes a belly-to-belly suplex toss of his own before whipping Metzger across the ring again and catching him with a powerslam. Fortune waits for Der Metzger to get to his feet before landing a huge Pele Kick! Chris Avery: He hits the Pele kick! This one could be over!Billy: Fortune hooks the leg!ONE!! TWO!! THR---NOOO! Der Metzger gets the shoulder up! Fortune stalks his opponent and goes for a punt kick, but Der Metzger shows off some catlike reflexes and catches Fortune for a lifting reverse STO! Der Metzger has Fortune up again and drops him with a pumphandle Half-Nelson Driver! Billy: Where the hell is Der Metzger going?Chris Avery: The big man is going up top! Diving Headbutt!Der Metzger hooks the leg! ONE!! TWOOO! THR----NOOO!! Fortune gets the shoulder up! Billy: Both these men want to start off 2021 with a win!Chris Avery: Der Metzger looks like he’s going to go for the win here! He’s got Fortune up on his shoulders!!Billy: TODESKLINGE TO FORTUNE!!Chris Avery: Fortune looks knocked out, Billy!ONEEE!! TWOOO! THREEE!!! DING DING DING “Ora Pro Nobis Lucifer” by Behemoth as Der Metzger rises to his feet, victorious. Billy: SHITFIRE! What an impact and what a way to start off 2021 for Der Metzger!Chris Avery: He put the company on notice with that win, Billy!
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 4, 2021 16:49:16 GMT -5
FPV & James Nightingale Segment
The season premiere of Monday Night Clash continues when suddenly "Turbo Killer" by Carpenter Brut overpowers the arena with it's pounding bass. The crowd instantly pops with excitement at the prospect of catching a glimpse of the unadvertised arrival of the former World Champion. Billy: FPV is in the house!Chris Avery: Fresh from his victory against Jayson Price at The Final One!Slowly, as the song reaches a dramatic point, the words "MAN MADE GODS" begin to appear on the screen and the crowd. LOSES. THEIR. MINDS. Finally, three more letters follow. F. P. V. Billy: I can’t get enough of this new entrance theme!FPV energetically runs out onto the entrance ramp, soaking in the adulation of his fans. After a few moments, he makes his way down to the ring. Before entering the ring, he takes a microphone from Adilene Flloyd. The crowd is still electric; he holds the mic to his mouth, the cheers slowly die down in anticipation of what one-third of the Man Made Gods has to say. FPV: WE ARE LIVE IN LA BABBBBBYYYYYY!! TONIGHT IS THE SEASON PREMIERE OF MONDAY… NIGHT… CLASH!!!The crowd goes insane!! FPV: Man Made Gods ended 2020 on top. Graham Baker made his miraculous comeback at CruiserHavoc III and yes.. I wish him the best as he sets sails on his own! BUT Corey Black ended the year as both the reigning Action Wrestling Champion as-well-as the final WCF Champion, and myself… I overcame Jayson Price at The Final One… The crowd erupts into more cheers, followed by "MAN MADE GODS!" chants. FPV: But now WCF has finally been laid to rest, it’s time to refocus on the task in front of me… The Lost Breed.The crowd breaks into a chorus of boos, followed by a “LOST BREED SUCKS!” chant. FPV: Yes they do! I called out The Lost Breed, but really it’s just one guy I have my sights focused on… James Nightingale! Now, James, I told you before Christmas and I’ll reiterate it to you, I’m not afraid of you. I’m a 3-time former AW Champion, I’ve stood eye-to-eye with the likes of Walter and Odin Balfore and overcame both of them. There ain’t nothing scary about “The Angel of Death”, it’s just a smoke and mirrors act, it might have fooled Sam Kidsgrove but I’m not biting. I’m going to show you who…The arena falls into darkness… Billy: Don’t worry folks, like FPV said, it’s just a bunch of smoke and mirrors.Chris Avery: I don’t know Billy, Nightingale has proven time and time again that there ain’t no low he won’t sink to.A live feed starts on the ActionTron of Nightingale sat on a desk. FPV looks on cautiously. Nightingale leans in real close to the camera… James Nightingale: Frank Patrick Venable… It’s been over one year since I arrived in Action Wrestling, and in that year, time-after-time, my foes underestimate me. They see me as a laughing stock, a freak, a pantomime villain who brandishes empty threats. Yet, once they fight me, they quickly learn that I truly am a credible threat to anyone in this company, and for the worse, my opponents are often changed… forever… just ask Lissie Hope.The crowd boos Nightingale loudly. Nightingale slowly lifts up a chain. James Nightingale: On last year's season premiere, I used this very chain to choke the life out of Malachi White, instantly making my peers pay notice to me… but Frank, this season's premiere will top last years. What were your words on the last Clash, “My relations aren’t secret”, you're not afraid of me huh?Nightingale holds up an ID badge. FPV’s expression quickly changes to panic and then anguish. The arena falls deathly silent. James Nightingale: Are you scared now, Frank? The good Dr Valasquez is awaiting your visit, don’t be late for your appointment...tick-tock… tick-tock.Nightingale smiles sadistically into the camera, the feed then changes to footage of Dr Valasquez, FPV’s personal doctor and friend, tied up, surrounded by members of MS-13; Adrian starts punching him in the face as the other members watch on. FPV slides out of the ring and sprints to the back. Billy: Oh my… oh my god… someone in the back… cut the damn live feed!Chris Avery: There is no low Nightingale will not sink to, he truly is unredeemable.Billy: He’ll be begging for redemption when FPV gets his hands on him!Clash moves to a commercial
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 4, 2021 16:51:15 GMT -5
Where The Water Tastes Like Wine
We open up to the sun beating down at a 100 degrees. A man staring up into the sky with his eyes closed is shown with just a tank top he's already sweat through and some worn out jeans with black boots. He takes another second soaking in the sun when an older man walks up behind him and taps him on the arm. He hands him a shovel. The younger man turns and grabs the shovel and he points at the ground. They begin to dig. His boot presses down on the shovel as hard as he can into the yellowish concrete-like dirt. Barely making a dent. The older man wipes his brow and takes his cowboy hat off his bald head to fan himself. A third man comes up on horseback and is talking to the two men and they agree on something and the man jumps down off his horse. He joins in and grabs a shovel off the back of a small truck and helps the other two. The sun continues to beat down in a desert hill top. They continue digging into the sunset. The scene fades.
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 4, 2021 16:54:00 GMT -5
Twiztid Insane vs. Steven Christopher
As Raw Deal queues up on the arena speakers, the lights in the pulse until the song hits the 11 second mark and Twiztid bursts through the curtains, vibing to the song, bobbing his head to the beat of the song in the background, as he makes his way down the ramp, high fiving the fans that do want to high five him, the announcer makes their introduction. Adilene Floyd: Making his way to the ring... from Detroit, Michigan. Weighing in tonight at 230 pounds, THE CLOWN PRINCE!... TWIZTID... IN... SANE!After the introduction is done, Twiztid slides under the bottom rope and goes to a corner, posing on the second rope before hopping down and getting ready for the match. Billy: This Twiztid is part of the Juggalo culture which has been built for far longer than Action Wresting has been around.Chris Avery: These Juggalo’s definitely know how to make an appearance.The arena goes dark, "I'm too Sexy by Right Said Fred comes through the speakers. A spotlight appears at the top of the ramp to shine on a very well dressed man in a very nice purple suit, mirrored aviator sunglasses don his face, his long blonde hair in a tight ponytail behind his head. He struts down the ramp with the confidence of a billionaire carrying a single red rose in his right hand. As he walks to the ring he seems to notice a beautiful woman in the crowd, he goes to her and hands her the rose and kisses her hand. The man with her probably her husband seems upset and has some words with the superstar. The superstar then floors the man with an open hand slap and the husband crumbles to the floor. The superstar then kisses the woman long and deeply and continues to the ring. As he enters the center of the ring sparks fall from the heavens, he takes a couples spins and grabs his suit and yanks, the whole suit tears away in one piece and he throws it out of the ring and flexes for the ladies in attendance. Billy: The Showstopper is here! I like the way this kid looks. I think he can have a pretty good future in his sights.Chris Avery: It’s 2021 and so far this is shaping up to be a better year than 2020 and Steven Christopher can be part of that.DING DING DING Billy: And we’re underway with this match with two great competitors.The two men pace around each other for a few moments and Twiztid raises his hand for a lock up. Stevens still pacing around finally attempts to grab Twiztid’s hand and lockup. Just as Stevens grabs a hold of Twiztid he kicks him in the midsection and then grabs a headlock. This gives him a cocky air of up man ship and he he yells out in verbal praise of himself. “Yeah baby!” He rears back on the headlock as Twiztid grits his teeth and raises his arm reaching for The Showstoppers face but is unable to get any advantage. He then begins ramming his elbow in Steven’s back which makes him break the hold. Before the Clown Prince can take advantage Steven again kicks him in the stomach and grabs hold once again. Twiztid has an air of frustration as he quickly pushes off and bounces off the ropes rebounding towards Steven. His moment of offense is quickly halted as Steven responds with a clothesline sending Twiztid to the ground. He quickly gets back to his feet and again is taken down with a clothesline. This time the Clown Prince rolls out of the ring in frustration. Billy: The Juggalo is showing some frustrations at the early dominance of Steven Christopher.Chris Avery: If I had to venture a guess I’d say this is just a show to gain a mental advantage. This Twiztid kid has shown a tendency of using his opponents overconfidence against them.Billy: We’ll find out. He’s back in the ring.Christopher comes running at the Clown Prince attempting to kick him in the knee but he misses and is met with a big boot to the face. Christopher doesn’t go back but stumbles backwards falling into the ropes. Twiztid goes for a bicycle kick but The Showstopper is able to move out of the way. He ducks and comes behind the Clown with a belly to back suplex laying his opponent in the middle of the ring. Christopher quickly grabs his legs and goes for a figure four but Twiztid kicks him under the chin knocking him back. He responds by coming quickly into the clown but is caught with a scoop power slam by the Clown Prince. Chris Avery: OH! He caught him with that move!Billy: The Clown Prince is talking him now. THE GATHERING!!! That’s his signature!!!Twiztid goes to cover Steven Christopher for the pin as the referee is a split second late making the count. 1… 2… Kickout! Chris Avery: The referee was a tad out of place there or the Juggalo would have had him there!Twiztid angrily claps his hands together letting the referee know that he should have won right there. Steven sits up and Twiz slaps him across the face knocking him backwards. The Showstopper quickly responds by grabbing him and rolling him into a small package pin. 1… 2… 3… NO!! Kickout! Billy: That was a surprise that Twiztid almost didn’t kick out of!Chris Avery: Steven almost had him there. That’s a missed opportunity by both men.Both men are quick to their feet but Steven gets the advantage by grabbing his opponent by the arm and whips him into the ropes. Twiztid goes flying into the air via a huge back body drop. The sound his body makes hitting the canvas is like that of a cannon. He comes up into a sitting position holding his back. The Showstopper grabs him in an attempt to lock in the Million Dollar Dream submission but isn’t able to get it locked in properly. Twiztid uses his momentum by falling forward flipping Christopher over the top of him. He lands on his back with the Clown stooped over him as he’s throwing punches into the head and face of the Showstopper. Billy: That was a great reverse I don’t think anyone saw coming.Chris Avery: Including his opponent.The Clown Prince is quick to his feet and grabs Christopher bringing him to his feet. Hatchet Party!!!!! He hits his finish and covers!!! 1… 2… 3… DING DING DING Twiztid rolls up and out of the ring throwing his arms into the air victorious. Billy: The Clown Prince is victorious. He won here tonight.Chris Avery: I think we’ll end up seeing these two again after that match up.Steven Christopher sits up and watches the clown walk back up the entrance. Chris Avery: We’ll be right back folks with more action.
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 4, 2021 16:55:02 GMT -5
Frank Lowe Interview
In the backstage area, Jenna Bauer stands by for an interview with Raging Frank Lowe. Lowe is creepily leering at Jenna, as she professionally executes her intro for the audience. Jenna Bauer: With me tonight is the former Hardcore Champion, Raging Frank Lowe!Lowe bristles at the reference to his title loss, and Jenna continues without missing a beat. Jenna Bauer: Frank, at SuperClash, your, uh, employees attacked Corey Bull...Lowe rolls his eyes and interrupts. Raging Frank Lowe: Yeah. And then that dumb asshole’s music played, and I got distracted, and Mintzel was handed a win on a silver platter. Are you going to ask a question or give me the Spark Notes version of my life story, Jenna?Jenna is startled and is silent for a beat. Raging Frank Lowe: Just give me the mic, sweet cheeks. At best, you’re unnecessary here. Jenna scoffs before thrusting the mic into Frank’s chest and storming out of the interview area. Frank watches her and rolls his eyes before turning to look directly into the camera. Raging Frank Lowe: Corey Bull, last month, you bit off something you can’t fucking chew! In two different ways, you’re the single fucking reason I’m no longer the Action Wrestling Hardcore Champion! Your inability to not fucking lose robbed me of my title, Bull! Your inability to accept the beating from my Hangmen as a consequence for you robbing me of my title robbed me YET AGAIN, Bull! So now, I have to work that much harder to ensure you feel the pain that you deserve! Bull, you fucked up. You fucked up bad. I’m not Teo Blaze or Carter Shaw. I’m not the kind of man who gets tangled up with someone for a few weeks and then goes his separate ways. No, Bull, I’m Raging Frank Lowe. I’m the fucking madman who made sure that Hell is the only place Raging Dead can ever wrestle again. Corey, you think you’re some kind of monster with this Hatebringer persona, but for me, I AM hate, Corey. It’s no gimmick. It’s no fucking catchphrase. I neither forgive nor forget, Corey, and I’m just telling you what’s going to happen here… at Revolution, the marquee will read Raging Frank Lowe versus Corey Bull.Frank smirks at the camera. Raging Frank Lowe: And I’ll tell you what Corey… I’m so fucking confident, I’ll let you pick the stipulation. It’s not like a dumb son of a bitch can do anything right in the first place, so I have nothing to worry about. But you, Corey? You absolutely fucking do.
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 4, 2021 16:57:18 GMT -5
First Blood Match Zaigon Carter vs. Randy Buster Adilene Floyd: Following contest is a FIRST BLOOD MATCH! Two superstars will battle in a no-DQ match and the first one to cause the opponent to bleed anywhere on the body is the winner!Billy: This is exciting!Chris Avery: It was a few months ago when Zaigon Carter beat down Buster and injured him for months! Now Buster is back with vengeance!Billy: Who will win in this exciting blow off?!In darkness, the intro drums of “Don’t Tread On Me” by Metallica bang out loud through the arena. They continue to bang like the sound of war before the initial shout “DON’T TREAD ON ME” A single spotlight activates at the top of the entryway, showing Mr. Zaigon Carter with his eagle on his shoulder. “I SAID DON’T TREAD ON ME” Most of the lights come up now, as the pair walks to the ring. They’re taking their pace, as fans boo their presence. “LIBERTY OR DEATH, WHAT WE SO PROUDLY HAIL ONCE YOU PROVOKE HER, RATTLING OF HER TAIL NEVER BEGINS IT, NEVER, BUT ONCE ENGAGED NEVER SURRENDERS, SHOWING THE FANGS OF RAGE I SAID DON'T TREAD ON ME” Once in the ring, the eagle takes off his shoulder flying a lap around the ring as Mr. Carter climbs the second rope. Posing with both arms crossed, the eagle lands on the turnbuckle in front of him with wings spread. “Entering the arena from Billings, Montana by way of Chicago, Illinois. He weighs in at 240 pounds. He is the Reckoning... Mr. Zaigon Carter!” Chris Avery: He's ready and capable isn't he!?Billy: He looks like it!Some Kind of Monster by Metallica is playing loud and the older fans react and the newer fans are still getting used to this old man, however Randy Buster walks himself down the ramp high-fiving some of the fans along the way. He walks up the steel steps and wipes his feet on the apron and steps through the ropes a bit gingerly but still pulls it off with the same pizzazz from his early years. He goes to the turnbuckles and climbs up to the middle rope and poses and smiles for the camera phones. He misses the flash bulbs popping off but he's still happy to be in the ring where he belongs. Chris Avery: He looks more intense! More focused!Billy: I would be too if someone tried ending my career!DING DING DING Zaigon shoots across the ring but Buster blocks his punch and hits a right hand! He blocks another strike and hits a right hand! Buster with a third! A chop! A fourth right hand! Another chop! He whips Zaigon to the ropes and hits a HUGE back body drop! Billy: Buster starting off strong!Zaigon gets up and rushes over but Buster hits a SECOND STRAIGHT back body drop! Chris Avery: Oh yeah!Zaigon gets up and rushes over and Buster hits a chop sending him straight down! Zaigon stumbles up in the corner and Buster walks over and climbs up into the turnbuckles! He hits a punch! A punch! Third punch! Fourth punch! Fifth punch! Sixth punch! Seventh punch! Eight punch! Ninth punch! Buster looks out and the crowd pops as he lands a tenth punch! Buster climbs down and Zaigon stumbles out of the corner and Buster hits another back body drop! Buster taunts and the crowd is loving every second of it! Billy: Ohhh, Buster looking great tonight!Zaigon rolls out under the ropes and Buster exits the ring to follow him! He comes up behind him but Zaigon turns and drop toe holds Buster down onto the steel steps! Billy: Oh no!Zaigon grabs the head of Buster and slams it down on the steels steps! Chris Avery: Oh that could BUST him open!Billy: Remember blood is the name of the game!Buster stumbles around towards the announcers table where Zaigon clubs him across the back and grabs a camera wire and starts to choke Buster with it! Billy: He's right here in front of us and Zaigon is choking him with that wire!Zaigon slaps Buster around and keeps choking him before going and getting a steel chair. He walks back over and slams it down but Buster moves and Zaigon misses the chair shot! Buster hits a clubbing blow knocking down Zaigon down and dropping the chair! Chris Avery: That was close!Buster climbs up onto the apron and gets the crowd energized! Zaigon gets up and Buster runs off the apron and front flips in the sloppiest slowest flipping cannonball ever but its effective and the crowd fucking POPS as Zaigon and Buster crash onto the mats! Billy: OH WOW!! WHAT A CANNONBALL PLANCHA OFF THE APRON!!Chris Avery: THE OLD VETERAN RANDY BUSTER DOING WORK TONIGHT!Buster gets up and someone in the crowd hands him their steel chair! He smiles and stalks Zaigon over it! Zaigon rolls into the ring to get away but Buster climbs into the ring. Billy: Hell yeah! Get him Buster!Chris Avery: Zaigon slammed a steel chair down on Buster months ago over and over and over trying to end his career and now its time for Buster to pay it back!Buster starts to stalk Zaigon in the ring as Zaigon is on his knees asking Buster don't do it! Buster looks out at the crowd and they're cheering for him to slam it down! Buster steps closer to slam the chair down but Zaigon leaps up hitting a low-blow! Chris Avery: OHHHH COME ON!! RIGHT TO THE DICK?!Billy: A LOW BLOW!Buster drops the chair as Zaigon picks it up and Buster rolls around holding his groin. Zaigon puts the chair in the top/middle turnbuckles sandwiched in sideways. Zaigon taps it and winks. He walks over to Buster and picks him up! Billy: Oh no!Zaigon whips Buster but Buster stops and turns around and picks up Zaigon on his shoulders! He turns towards the chair! Chris Avery: OH YEAH! BUSTER WITH A SECOND WIND!Buster rushes to the corner but Zaigon slips and floats out behind Buster and knees him in the back! He takes Buster and throws him head first into the chair in the corner! Buster SMASHES into the chair and falls down onto the canvas! Billy: OHHH SNAP!Chris Avery: He might be bleeding!Buster is rolling around as the ref is checking on him but he's not bleeding. Zaigons frustration boils over and he goes and grabs the chair out of the corner! Billy: This can't be good!Zaigon takes the chair and winds up as Buster is getting to his feet and Zaigon SMASHES THE CHAIR DOWN ON THE HEAD OF RANDY BUSTER! Chris Avery: OHH MY GOD WHAT A CHAIR SHOT!Buster drops like a sack of spuds in the middle of the ring. A small cut above his eye begins to bleed. The ref rings the bell! DING DING DING Adilene Floyd: Your winner in this First Blood Match! .. MR. ZAIGON CARTER!The crowd boos as Carter throw down the chair on top of Buster and he looks down disgusted at him. Carter exits the ring completely done with Randy Buster now. Billy: Well, no doubt, Zaigon Carter came out on top on this rivalry!Chris Avery: Buster came back with fire but it wasn't enough! Carter is the winner here.Billy: Hopefully Buster is alright and he'll live to see another match here in AW!We fade to a commercial as Zaigon Carter is walking up the ramp.
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 4, 2021 17:00:03 GMT -5
Spencer Adams Segment Billy: New year and we’ve just been doing everything bigger and better, Chris!Chris Avery: Please don’t tell me that means you’re getting a feeder.Billy: I just might!Pharrell’s signature four beat stop hits the PA as a mock illustration of Mt. Rushmore comes on screen, one face added per beat stop with each of them being Spencer's. “Alright” by Kendrick Lamar starts playing throughout the arena. As the chorus drops, the lively partying, dancing, and drinking from the viewing audience picks up as Spencer Adams appears on stage. He looks straight up into the camera and strolls down the aisle before jogging up the steps with mic in hand. Chris Avery: Looks like it’s time to hear from the final WCF TV champion!Billy: Fantastic showing at The Final One against two of the biggest names in the business in Slane and Odin! Excited to hear what 2021 may hold for The Franchise!Applause lingers until Spencer twirls the mic around in his right hand and turns it toward himself. Spencer Adams: I’ll cut to the chase. We had one hell of a year together. Through ups and downs, we scratched and clawed for EVERYTHING...and we came out the other end.Crowd: SPEN-CER A-DAMS! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* SPEN-CER A-DAMS! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* Spencer Adams: I worked my ass off here, because you busted all of yours every single day. It was through that continued inspiration that I became United States champ.Crowd pop. Spencer Adams: That I became a FOUR TIME tag champ.Crowd pop x2. Spencer Adams: That I became the FINAL WCF TV champ.Crowd pop x3. Spencer Adams: Yet, all of that was still criticized as not being enough. Five championships held in a single year and I was told that I was punching down..or running from the upper card. I’ve heard it all before, but in a year where I took the fight to stars past, present, and future..it’s a bit of a gear grinder.As far as what’s next? Well, it looks like I’m down a tag partner and I can’t exactly defend something they tucked away in the hall of fame. Still, if people thought five belts wasn’t enough then f*** it, we’ll do ten.Crowd pop x4. Spencer Adams: Consider this a wa-Chris Avery: GOOD GOD!Billy: What the hell?!Chris Avery: The hardcore champ is here! Big boot to Spencer Adams!Billy: He means business, Chris!Matthias wastes no time in yanking Spencer up with enough force to rip an arm out of its socket and launches him towards the ropes. Chris Avery: Adams up and over, Matthias like a predator stalking its prey.Billy: Adams spitting right in his face! I think that only pissed him off more!Chris Avery: Big right hand from Mintzel right on the button! Adams is struggling to hold onto that top rope right now.Billy: Matthias off the ropes, full steam ahead!Chris Avery: SPEAAAARR-Billy: SWEET JESUS!Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!Chris Avery: ADAMS AND MINTZEL THROUGH THE RINGSIDE BARRICADE! WE NEED A REPLAY! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!Billy: This ain’t looking too good! Mintzel came down here looking for a fight and in one single motion speared Spencer Adams THROUGH the ropes and THROUGH the barricade!Chris Avery: Cut to commercial! Cut to commercial!
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 4, 2021 17:03:01 GMT -5
We Come Back..
Medical officials are tending to Spencer Adams who is holding his arm and ribcage. He's answering their questions but he looks fucked up. Billy: Spencer Adams came out here to talk about wanting more Championship belts and Matthias Mintzel of the Lost Breed, who is HARDCORE CHAMPION just destroyed Spencer Adams.. Chris Avery: Spencer, who is no doubt a future Hall of Famer, and Matthias used him up like a dirty sponge!Billy: Tonight is WILD..We fade into the next segment as Spencer is trying to walk to the ramp but he kneels back down. The medical officials keep working on him...
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 4, 2021 17:04:08 GMT -5
Stuart Slane vs. Andrew Stone Adilene Floyd: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Coming out first, from Pittsburgh Pennsylvania and weighing 220 pounds: Andrew Stone!Billie Jean- starts on the PA. Out steps Andrew with a big smile on his face to a chorus of loud boos from the crowd. He stops to soak it all in before slowly walking down to the ring where he awaits his opponent. Chris Avery: Andrew Stone dominated in his Action Wrestling debut, so much so he was blessed with a spot on the card for the first Clash of 2021.Billy: He’s a helluva striker, Chris. The right hook he used to lay out the Super Samoan was brutal.Adilene Floyd: And his opponent-The intro to “(Turn You) Inside Out” by REM plays through the venue’s sound system. When the drums kick in Stuart Slane and Circe Cicero stalk out onto the stage. Adilene Floyd:- accompanied by His Friend, Circe Cicero: from Grant Iowa and weighing 270 pounds, Stuart Slane!The pair stare towards the ring, and begin to make their way down the ramp. As the song’s lyrics starts Slane drops to his knees, extends his arms out while throwing his head back skyward in acknowledgement to the Wrestling Gods. Circe stands beside him, hands on hips, nodding in approval. Stu bounds up and begins walking with Circe alongside in his ear, talking, gesticulating, and psyching him up. Stu grins and nods. When they reach the apron Slane mounts the steps, looks out into the crowd, then ducks inside the ring. Circe remains outside clapping and shouting final words of encouragement while Stu moves to his corner and uses the ropes to stretch. Billy: Well, that was different.Chris Avery: A new year means new music and gear for the former Scoutmaster.Billy: He’s brought the crazy pig lady with him too.Chris Avery: “A” crazy pig lady. Action has two now.The referee calls Slane and Stone to the middle of the ring. He’s about to go over the rules when Stu just blindsides his foe with a forearm. Stone is staggered, but immediately begins counterpunching. After fruitlessly trying to get the pair to stop, the ref just motions for the bell, and we’re underway. The wrestlers exchange blows. Stone hits a heavy uppercut that rocks the bigger man. Stone whips him to the corner. He rams his shoulder into Stu’s midsection, then works the body with several jabs. The referee orders the Filth Lord to back off. Instead Stone grabs Slane and pulls him from the corner with a bulldog. Cover. One!. Stu kicks out. Stone pulls Slane up for a suplex but the ex-Scoutmaster rallies, hitting a throat thrust uppercut, then a belly to belly side suplex. Chris Avery: Nice suplex.Slane picks Stone up for a bearhug. Stone wriggles to get anr arm free, and starts elbowing Stu in the head. Slane releases Stone. He starts shoot kicking at Slane’s legs, then hits a dropkick. Stu stumbles back into the ropes. Stone tries for a Thesz press when Stu rebounds but is stopped short by a big boot Slane picks Stone up for a rib breaker, then starts kicking and stomping at Stone’s midsection. He drops both knees onto Stone’s back, then flips him over for a bow and arrow submission. Billy: Slane might be mixing things up with a new look, but his ring style is the same. Attack the body. Grind his opponent down.Stone is held aloft in the bow and arrow, unable to escape but refusing to tap. Eventually Slane kicks him off. Stu stands, grabs Stone by the head and lifts his shoulders off the canvass before slamming his occipital protuberance repeatedly onto the mat. He talks some trash to Stone and then drops down for a cover. One! Two! Stone kicks out. Slane rises and drags Stone to his feet. He puts him in the pumphandle position but when he lifts him for a gutbuster Andrew pivots and locks Stu in a standing guillotine choke! Chris Avery: Wow! What a counter by Stone!Billy: He was a damn blur!Stu starts pounding at Stone’s midsection, but the Filth Lord will not break the hold. He wraps his legs around Slane’s ribs in a standing bodyscissors! Stu vainly tries to pry Andrew’s arms off, but cannot. The big man staggers. He goes down on one knee! The ref is checking on Slane, asking him if he wants to submit! Stone cranks on Stu’s neck and lets out a primal yell! Chris Avery: Andrew Stone has Slane at his mercy! What a- waitaminute!Suddenly Circe Cicero bolts into the ring! She accosts the referee, getting in his face, pointing at the pair and wrapping her hands around her own neck. Billy: Circe’s accusing Stone of using an illegal choke!Chris Avery: He’s not though. He’s got Slane by the jaw, not the neck!While the referee argues with Circe, Slane uses the distraction to rake Stone’s eyes! The Filth Lord breaks the hold, clutching at his face. Stu hits another throat thrust uppercut that sends Stone reeling. Chris Avery: Slane took advantage of the distraction provided by Circero and is free!As the ref orders Circe out of the ring. Stuart launches himself at the blinded Stone. He lifts him up with one arm and dashes him onto the mat. Billy: Runaway Slane!Stu flips his opponent onto his stomach and applies an inverted cloverleaf! Chris Avery: Stuart has Stone Knotted Up!Stone scrabbles towards the ropes, but Stu drags him to the middle of the ring. He adds to the torque on Stone’s back by applying a bodyscissors! After several moments of struggle, Stone has no choice but to tap! Adilene Floyd: Here is your winner: Stuart Slane!As “(Turn You) Inside Out” plays, Stu releases the hold, allowing Stone to roll out of the ring. He rubs at his neck. When the ref tries to lift his arm, Stu snatches it away and barks at him. Circe enters the ring, clapping her hands, singing Stu’s praises. Eventually she is the one holding up his arm in victory. Both are beaming unctuously at the hard camera, to the disdain of the crowd. Billy: Well, that was short but nasty.Chris Avery: Could have been shorter if Cicero hadn’t interfered on Her Friend’s behalf.Billy: You’re right their pardner. You could say she saved Stu’s bacon!Clash goes to commercial or another segment or whatever with Circe producing an instant hot compress for Stu’s “afflicted” neck, which he graciously accepts.
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 4, 2021 17:05:12 GMT -5
Bayside Boys Interview
We come back on air and we're backstage with Jenna Bauer and the Bayside Boys on her left and right. Jenna Bauer: Welcome back to Monday Night Clash and I'm wit-Johnny Bayside: Listen up! I know those hairy stupid lugs are watching! Hangmen, you messed with the wrong tag team!Jimmy Bayside: Look at these Jackets you dipshits!Johnny Bayside: You couldn't hack it in the ring with us so you wanted to get a little dirty did ya?Jimmy Bayside: These Jackets aren't on some pussies, bro!Johnny Bayside: Wanted to use some weapons, did ya?Jimmy Bayside: These Jackets don't run!Johnny Bayside: Well you're going to get what ya want, wished for and demanded, because whenever you're done being old, hairy, smelly bitches, we'll be in the ring waiting for you and you can bring all the weapons ya want!Jimmy Bayside: But you won't have THESE JACKETS!Johnny Bayside: The Hangmen have pushed around a tag team for the last time, because we're not just a tag team.. we're THE tag team of AW!Jimmy Bayside: And we have the best looking Jackets you've ever seen.Johnny Bayside: End the segment, Jenna.The Bayside Boys turn around and show their logos on their black jackets and walk out of the scene. Jenna Bauer: Back to you guys!
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 4, 2021 17:05:49 GMT -5
Carter Shaw vs. NATE
A guitar swell takes over the P.A. as PHILIDOR HOLDINGS L.L.C. flashes on the ActionTron until the guitar riff of "Angry Heart" By Otherwise kicks in, accompanied by the large screen filling with a 3D video of Carter Shaw punching through glass as if punching through the screen itself. Green strobe lights electrify the entrance stage as a hooded Shaw walks slowly out from the curtain, the ALL-IN Briefcase in hand. He stands still at the top of the ramp, a mixed reaction coming loudly from the crowd, as he slowly lifts his head enough to show his face from the hood, followed by lifting the briefcase high above his head. Adilene Floyd: Coming to the ring, from Boston, Massachussetts...representing Philidor Holdings, HE IS MR. ALL-IN, CARTEERRR SSHHAAAAAAAW!He slowly turns in a 360, showing the "Simply Put" across the front of the hoodie and then showing the slanted "Philidor" branding across the back of the hoodie. He bursts out from the stage, knocking his head back to kick the hoodie off. His blue eyes look out over the crowd as he walks energetically into the ring, sliding in under the bottom rope. He walks in a circle along the ropes, holding up and slapping the All-In briefcase excitedly before placing it towards ring side. Shaw hops up to the 2nd rope, giving a look out and around the crowd with his piercing blue eyes. No pose. Nothing. He lets himself start to fall backwards before dropping and landing on his feet. Billy: Big things predicted for this man this year.Chris Avery: The most likely to be world champion in 2021? Without or without that briefcase I’d agree.Billy: A bit of a proxy war as he represents Philidor tonight, facing an associate of one of The Lost Breed.Chris Avery: Hmmm.A really crappy "Chipmunk" version of Mein Herz Brennt comes on. The crowd hold their ears at how bad it sounds compared to the original. NATE enters. He's wearing a Matthias Mintzel branded had and T-Shirt. In one hand he holds a stein of "German lager" (it's actually just apple juice) and in the other he holds a small, hand held German flag which he waves around vigorously, spilling his drink whilst doing so. Adilene Floyd: From Toad Suck, Arkansas… weighing 376 pounds… NATE!He gets into the ring and throws his hat into the crowd. Then realises he only has one and asks for it back but it's too late. Billy: You never know. Maybe 2021 will be NATE’s year?Chris Avery: Oh, I know.The referee rings the bell to start the match. NATE runs straight at Carter Shaw who dodges him, NATE runs head first into the turnbuckle. Billy: NATE did have some better showings the last few times we’ve seen him.Chris Avery: He just ran into the turnbuckle…Shaw grabs NATE from behind but NATE actually powers out, into the ropes and knocks Shaw over with an ungainly body check of sorts. Billy: These 2 have faced off a couple of times before, perhaps NATE’s worked Shaw out?Chris Avery: I don’t think NATE’s ever worked anything out.NATE actually kicks Shaw as he’s on the floor but on the third kick Shaw grabs NATE’s enormous foot and drags him to the ground. NATE gets up but Shaw irish whips him into the opposite turnbuckle to the one he’d run into and then follows him with a spinning back elbow! Billy: Shaw on top again now.NATE falls forwards into the middle of the ring and Shaw clambers over the top rope and waits as NATE dozily gets to his feet. As he does so, Shaw hits The Autograph! Chris Avery: Damn he got tome height on that!Shaw grabs NATE and locks him in for Simply Put… Which he hits! The referee counts… ONE!! TWO!! THREE!! Billy: Well that lasted over a minute, so that’s a ne wPB for NATE in facing Carter Shaw, but there’s no signs that 2021 is going to be his year…Chris Avery: Hey, give him credit, he got a little offense in, and listen, Carter Shaw is genuinely as good as they come.Billy: That’s true. How much of that was NATE’s failing, and how much of that was just devastating from Shaw? There’s a lot of eyes on him this year as we say, comfortable but still impressive start.Chris Avery: Damn right, Carter Shaw is the man no one can ignore right now.
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 4, 2021 17:06:53 GMT -5
Carter Shaw Segment
Shaw rests against the ropes for another few moments before reaching out and asking for his All-In briefcase and a microphone. Adilene walks both over to him as Shaw begins to circle the ring slowly, wiping a bit of sweat from his brow. His breath is heard as the crowd slowly quiets down after continuing to let him hear the medley of cheers and boos. Carter Shaw: Before the holidays, I said that I had something to share with the WORLD. And that something was about the Mayor of Chicago, the Last Exile David Sanchez. Now I, of course, was abruptly interrupted by about 10 swinging fists and boots and I would have expected nothing less from Sanchez and the LOSS Breed shadows, MS-13. But here I am in the ring, all by my lonesome without an assault to silence me.He drops his head for a moment, looking over to the ramp quickly to make sure there’s no frontier. Carter Shaw: David Sanchez has been a man in power for way too long, managing to twist the system and completely ruin anything of any GOOD around him. He’s made a city like Chicago a cesspool and he’s created this untouchable iron throne that enables him to do whatever he pleases. I know what you’re thinking. “Why does anybody in Los Angeles give a damn about Chicago?” ...It’s because you’re AW fans, ain’tcha? You all know Sanchez and you all watch him with the same despising eyes that I do. It’s not about ‘helping’ a city or ‘fixing’ a problem. No. This is about finally serving proper justice to a man who thinks he is above ALL ELSE. This is about breaking through that untouchability that he nestles himself so comfortably in and dragging him out into the cold, harsh, unforgiving reality that the rest of us live in!The crowd cheers this fully, not entirely in support of a Philidor Carter Shaw, but in support of an agreed hatred of David Sanchez. Carter Shaw: Philidor Holdings, however…The boos sneak back in. Carter Shaw: Is a very powerful thing. Because Philidor ain’t just the Shaws, Cranleys, Muds that they sponsor. Philidor ain’t just the H.R. Department and Ash Blake. The amount of hands and arms that reach out from this conglomerate are far more outstretched than any of you know. And with that? I’m able to find all the gaps in the lines of defense that Sanchez surrounds himself with. He’s got alot of cops on the payroll, but not all of them. He’s silenced or paid off past associates, but not all of them. And he CERTAINLY hasn’t been able to sweep every skeleton under the bed that he thinks he has. SANCHEZ...look into my eyes…Stepping forward to the closest side of the ring to the camera, he stares forward at the only lens he can see. Carter Shaw: You know what I meant when I told you I talked with Jared Holmes. You know what part of the cow I’m aiming for to cut my steak out. And you know you don’t have every Fed in your back pocket. So what is it that will FINALLY take Sanchez down? WHAT IS IT that could possibly be SO ‘dirty’ that it will actually make a dent in the armor of a man that we all already know so many dirty things about?He leans in even closer as the hand in the production truck zooms in tight on the blue eyes of Mr. All-In. Carter Shaw: HUMAN
TRAFFICKINGMurmurs erupt throughout the whole arena, a mixture of shock and awe as well as nonchalant lack of surprise. Carter Shaw: Call me naive. But this cannon has got way too much fodder to be called ‘loose’. Sanchez, you’re fucking done living on top of your own little world. Don’t try and have me killed either, because I’ve got too much backup on this one and too many eyes waiting to tack that one on to your bill. See you around Chicago, Davey. And soon enough? I’ll see you in handcuffs.Shaw tosses the microphone out of the ring as “Angry Heart” by Otherwise kicks up on the P.A. He slaps his All-In briefcase before leaving the ring. Billy: Well...I’m not really sure what to make of that, Chris. It’s FAR from the first outrageous accusation we’ve heard thrown Sanchez’s way.Chris Avery: There’s a little something different here though, Billy. That look in Shaw’s eyes? And, of course, the mystery element of Philidor. It’s possible Sanchez has never had something as powerful as Philidor put him in their crosshairs.Billy: I’m pretty sure Sanchez has been in a lot of crosshairs, but the man is still standing and is still Mayor of Chicago!
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 4, 2021 17:07:27 GMT -5
Oh Shit?
The scene jumps to the backstage area where medics are frantically surrounding someone who is down on the floor of a bathroom. Medic: GIVE ME SOME SPACE! Billy: Who is that?! What happened?!Chris Avery: I’m… I’m not sure, Billy!The camera crew charges in to get a clearer image and the shot reveals Noose bloodied and unconscious in front of the urinals. Billy: It’s Noose! I bet it was those Bayside Boys! They just called their shot, Chris!Chris Avery: I don’t know, Billy… The Hangmen took out Corey Bull at our last Clash. This… this feels like his handiwork!The medic turns his attention to the camera crew. Medic: GET OUT! NOW!The scene returns to ringside. Billy: Well, uh, we’ll try to update you if we get any further information on Noose’s condition tonight. Chris Avery: We’ll take a quick break and be back with more Monday Night Clash!
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 4, 2021 17:08:20 GMT -5
Lazer Johnson Segment and OTHER stuff
We see Lazer Johnson walking down the hall with his ring gear on and a large edible arrangements bundled in his arms. Following him down the hall he knocks on the door of Jaice Wilds whos head is still bandaged from his unfortunate run-in with lazer earlier in the week. He knocks on the door and enters and jaice rubs his head in phantom pain. Jaice Wilds: What is it, Lazer?Lazer Johnson: I just, uh, wanted to apologize for what happened before. With the uh, the bat. Like I said I uh, I just didn't know.Jaice winces with anger. Jaice Wilds: Yah, well you’re lucky that I didnt take this match away from you and give it to somebody else. The facts are that Downfall is one of our biggest stars in the company ever and I discovered him, Me, I, I, Jaice Wilds. I discovered him. I put him where he is today and you know what - I should have taken you out of that match the moment I was told to go get you because you want to life in 1985 in the backwoods of maine. However, However, HOWEVER, Adam Dante said that you were the guy for the job and we had a good working relationship with him. So his professional relationship has saved you from eating squirrel guts and river trout. You have the biggest match of your life and you have ME to thank for that. And you think, what, a fruit basket is gonna fix that?Lazer Johnson: It has chocolate covered pineapple. Its a miracle of science. I mean,Lazer starts laughing at the incredible thought. Lazer Johnson: I mean, what mad scientist thought of that in his kitchen? Its insane but you know what, I say it in the shop so I went next door in the strip mall , got a pay day loan advance on my five hundred dollar check at the low low price 42% interest and got this for you. Just to show you that there arnt no hard feelings -Lazer holds out the basket and places it on the desk. Lazer Johnson: Thank you, Mr. Jaice Wilds for the amazing opportunity your career is truly an inspiration to everyone who works here and that's a fact. I only wish that I could have had half the success in this business that you have had over the years. You are truly the best talent in this company.Unbeknownst to Lazer, he said all the right things to Jaice whose mood improves. Jaice Wilds: Finally the recognition I deserve. Maybe I was wrong about you Lazer. Thank you for the gift. You really do have an eye for talent. That's rare nowadays. You go get ready for your match and I’ll make sure to enjoy these.Lazer walks with a skip and a smile. Down the hall he is stopped by Jenna Bauer. Jenna Bauer: Lazer, can we get a word ahead of your match with Downfall? How do you feel going into that match for the TV title. It's your first match in Action Wrestling.Lazer Johnson: Wellthis is an amazing opportunity and boy, is the ol’ Lazer grateful and you know what, all the little lazer Blazers out there in the crowd are thankful too. It's such an honor, such a great, great honor to be in the ring with such a wrestling legend like Downfall and for the TV title as well? Wow, the Lazers gonna be boogie-wooy’ing all night all. And you know what, I feel alive. I just cant wait to get to that ring and do what I do best.Odin Balfore comes marching down the hall from the opposite direction. Jenna Bauer: Sorry Lazer, we’re gonna have to cut this short. Odin Balfore just went into Jaices office. Jenna and the cameraman run towards the office but get shut out.Inside Jaice's office. Odin Balfore: Did I not teach you a lesson last time? You want to keep me off TV to start the new year. Maybe I have to powerbomb you through a desk and teach you a lesson. I told you I wanted Walter and he skipped town. Sancho skipped town and yet you all think you can continue to duck me. I’m not going to stand for this. I’m the biggest name on this roster.Jaice Wilds: the biggest name on the roster is Jaice wilds then its jaice wilds reflection and then its Corey Black and Odin Balfore is somewhere way, waay down the list but I can see that you’re upset and maybe me asking you to apologize to me - which you still have yet too by the way - wasnt the best way to go about it. However,I’m glad you’re here because I had a feeling that I’d be seeing you today and I got you this. No hard feelings big guy. I’ll book you next week in a title match or something. But for now, enjoy this fruit basket. Its got chocolate covered pineapples. I tell you, what will those mad scientists think of next. Spared no expense. I had to take out a pay day loan - well not me by my lackey. I’m rich. I pay the other guy peanuts. He took out a pay day loan to get this for you because I want you to know that I appreciate you. So next week, title match. I promise. But for now- fruit basket.Odin Balfore: you’re betting your life on citrus. I want you know that. The entire locker room is betting on citrus. And if I find out whose been fucking me over for a yearcuz you’re not smart enoug - I’m going to fucking destroy them.Odin snatches the fruit basket and storms out. Jenna, wet in the pussy swoons for a word but get shuts down and ignored. Lazers still watching on from down the hall as Odin Balfore walks away with his re-gifted fruit basket.
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 4, 2021 17:09:20 GMT -5
Lazer Johnson vs. Downfall(c) Adilene Floyd: The following is scheduled for ONE FALL, and it is for the Television Championship! Introducing first, he weighs in at 180 lbs... LAZER JOHNSON!!"Final Countdown" by Europe hits the PA as Lazer Johnson Runs out onto the stage and down the ramp, hihgh fiving and embracing the fans and especially the kids. Lazer jogs up the steps, and jumps over the top rope and rushes towards the opposite corner and cheers on his loving fans. Billy: Well grab my leg warmers and perm my hair because Lazer Johnson is here and he never met an 80's trope that he didn't love!!Chris Avery: God, it makes me so sad to see AW employing this guy... it's like the old high school quarterback that hangs out at a local sports bar and still tries to talk about how awesome the pass he made in the Homecoming game in 84' was.Billy: LAAAAAZER JOHNSON!!Adilene Floyd: And his opponent... weighing in at 220 lbs... he is the Television Champion! DOWNFALL!The arena lights dim, as the crowd goes silent and a blazing neon-red Anarchy symbol appears on the tron, which then transitions into the symbol becoming the A in Downfall's name. Then, as the jumbotron begins playing images of shots of Downfall hitting various kicks and signature moves, the opening drum rhythm to "Mainlining Murder" begins. "Don't touch me baby your fingertips, they feel like pins across my skin Just light another cigarette so I don't regret, inviting you over Well don't hold my hand or I'll punch your face I'm a hungry rat in this hole I waste There's no blood to taste in this awful place I'm mainlining murder! I'm mainlining murder!!" As the music is kicking in harder, Downfall's head is bowed, and he kneels one knee on the stage, tracing the fingers of his right hand across the ramp, then he slowly raises his head to look at the ring. He then shoots his fist towards the ring and shouts out to the crowd. The arena lights brighten, and then, he begins his walk down to the ring, holding his arms out to take in the reaction of the crowd. He's earned a respectful pop from the smart marks in the crowd. He cracks his neck to the side in an aggressive manner and flaps his hands out at his sides in the manner of someone just itching to get their hands dirty, and as Lars' voice reaches the roughest note of the bridge he slides in the ring, walks over to the ropes and balances himself on the second rope, and then he holds his arms up in a crossed-wrist X symbol. Then he hops down, takes off his vest, and stretches for the match. Chris Avery: There's an interesting contrast in personalities here, Billy... Lazer Johnson is a man who's past his prime from a byegone era who optimistically is looking for a comeback trail, and Downfall has been on his own resurgence as of late. Maybe he sees something in this old fart that gives him a sense of kinship.As the bell rings, Lazer Johnson is shouting "WHEEEEWW" and playing air guitar in front of Downfall. Stone-faced, Downfall has a dead expression of unamusement as he comes across the front with a meme-able bitchslap to the chops of Lazer. Chris Avery: Orrrr maybe not.Lazer, smarting from the slap, seems to have a sense of daring in his eyes, and he nods his head. He begins juking and cutting from side to side around Downfall, trying to feint a way in. Downfall stands his ground, not moving. The bristling arrogance of Downfall is clearly visible on his face as he sizes up this peasant, sneering. Lazer comes towards him, arms out in a test of strength gesture. Downfall refuses to even engage that, but he does look at the referee with a squint of pure WTF on his face. And just as he's turned his head, Lazer drops the test of strength facade and dropkicks Downfall! Downfall stumbles back into the ropes, and blinks in surprise. Then, Downfall snarls, because fucking really, Lazer? Downfall comes towards Lazer, who takes the opportunity to slide out of the ring and run down the aisle. Downfall, annoyed by Lazer's opening shot, gives chase, and Lazer runs around the ring and slides back in. Downfall slides in after him, baited in to an inside cradle pin by Lazer as soon as he's in the ring. Billy: WHAT IN THE FLAMIN SHIT?The referee: One... Kickout. Downfall kicks out strongly and immediately sits up, with an expression of pure blazing rage (and a little bit of shock, fucking Really, Lazer?) Lazer hops and skips away out of Downfall's reach, and Downfall gets to his feet with a snarl growing on his face. Downfall charges at Lazer, ducking a spinning wheel kick and letting Lazer go over his head. Downfall swings at Lazer for a spinning backfist as Lazer gets to his feet... but Lazer ducks! And blasts Downfall with a Double Barrel!! The crowd reacts with a ripple of utter shock as the 80's specimen has the Television champion down! Lazer looks surprised by it himself! Downfall looks in prime position, so Lazer decides to press his luck, and he runs to the ropes, before going for a springboard for a Lionsault. The crowd is living for the old veteran rolling back the years and chasing his dreams, it's an inspirational story that never fails to get even the most cynical fan pumped up out of their seats. Except that as Lazer executes the Lazer Special, he finds that Downfall has already got it scouted, and his luck runs out as it comes down across two bare knees ribs first. Lazer hits Downfall's knees on target, and he bounces off, rolling to the mat and holding his ribs. Billy: Crash annnnnd burn!!Chris Avery: Lazer had a nice little dream about chasing glory, and shocking the world by knocking off the Television champion, but he's just about to receive a hell of a wakeup call.Downfall gets to his feet, and he looks down at the neon Dayglo warrior in front of him with a slight measure of respect, but also no pity. Lazer grips Downfall's waistband and tries to pull himself up. Lazer punches at Downfall's midsection, but Downfall is unmoving as a monument. He pounds Lazer with a club to the back and makes him drop to all fours. Downfall lifts a limp Lazer up and clamps him in a rear naked choke, grimacing and barking at him to go to sleep as he sinks them down to the mat. The Anarchist Cookbook is used to choke the wind out of Lazer and grind him down into the mat... and then Downfall releases the hold, letting Lazer take a big suck of wind which turns into a yell of pain as Downfall transitions from the rear naked choke to turn the weakened Lazer over into a high angled kimura lock. Chris Avery: That is an EVIL transition, from the Anarchist Cookbook to the Regime Change!!Downfall's expression is pure malice as he wrenches the hold in, and Lazer squeals in pain. He has to tap out with his free hand or suffer a broken wrist. The referee calls for the bell, and Downfall lets go. Ding Ding Ding Adilene Floyd: HERE IS YOUR WINNER... AND STILL TELEVISION CHAMPION... DOWNFALL!!"Mainlining Murder" plays on the PA as Downfall sits side by side with Lazer, who is rolling around on the mat holding his injured wrist. Downfall is eyeing him with disdain, but stays seated looking at him for a moment before he stands and collects his belt from the referee. Billy: Lazer Johnson put up a surprisingly solid fight against Downfall, but this man is on a roll that continues to grow.Chris Avery: Downfall unseated the unbeaten Ash Blake, Dionysus, and he continues to pick up victories like this.Billy: No doubt about it, Downfall is a maaaaaain eventer in waiting!!Chris Avery: Wait a minute, Billy, Downfall is staying in the ring and demanding a mic, I think he's got more to say... we gotta go to commercial, folks, we'll be right back -
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 4, 2021 17:15:19 GMT -5
Downfall POST MATCH
We come back from commercial with Downfall still in the ring, holding a mic. The AW Television title is draped over his shoulder and his posture is leaning his forearms over the ropes almost casually. Lazer Johnson is being attended to by a referee and helped to the back via the tunnel by the entrance, and Downfall looks after him, then gives an infuriatingly cocky smirk into the hard cam. He taps the title belt faceplate with that same, smug look, as if to hang a lantern saying "It's mine." Finally, he brings the mic to his lips. Downfall: Thirty nine days. And counting...He knows that the previous title holder broke numerous records for duration and title defenses, but standing here, basking in the heat from the fans who are tiring of his attitude, all he can do is smile. Downfall: You thought I was ever going to let you people forget, I am your reigning Television Champion, at thirty nine days and counting, because I desposed Philidor's head of talent Ash Blake and I ended her streak. And since then, Ash Blake went into hiding, and Philidor was on the decline. And I began my reign of making this Television title not just a representation of everything that Philidor Holdings stood against; but a mission statement of what the Lost Breed, what I - bring to the table.He laughs. Downfall: I'm the king of timeless media, I'm the workhorse that graces your television every week. I'm out here rejecting the sanitized, ordered, corporate team structure that Philidor and Ash Blake hid behind... and as when I crushed Dionysus last Clash... I provide must-see TV EVERY. SINGLE. WEEK. And I wasn't ever expecting Blake to let that stand... hell, I was hoping she'd end the self-imposed hiatus that she went into after she suffered her embarrassing personal loss to the man who ended her streak...Again, the pointed, barbed jab designed to rile their supporters up. Downfall: But I wasn't expecting Derrick Vayden, last Clash, to come out here, after weeks of him ignoring the GM's phone calls offering him a shot at picking up where Ash Blake left off. Vayden barked at me like a little chihuahua... but then, Vayden took his ball and went home. One minute Vayden is out here acting like he's actually going to do something, and the next we're down one little tin soldier. Oh well. Bye, Vayden. Byeee.Sardonically, Downfall waves and blows a kiss into the camera, the clear intent that he doesn't personally care if we see that name mentioned ever again. The crowd boo's loudly at Downfall's smarmy asshattery. Then, Downfall turns, pacing a little bit in the ring and adjusting the Television title. Downfall: So now I've spent my time wondering, if Ash Blake has decided to move on rather than take another risk of being humiliatingly defeated... and if Derrick Vayden has laid one little smack talk and then took a powder, then... who is left in Philidor Holdings that wants to step up and challenge me?Downfall lays the Television title down in the ring like a line in the sand. Downfall: Come on, don't tell me that when Vayden took his ball, he took all of yours... are there any "balls" left in Philidor? I'm waiting, maybe you can -
Suddenly, "Butterfly Effect" by Travis Scott kicks off around through the arena's public surround systems ordering a rave-like flashing of purplish lights to shine around the audience. From there, the young Noris Cranley is center stage watching the audience with a confident smile on his face as the music continues to turn up the environment into a pumping one. Noris has a mic, and continues basking in the crowd for a moment. Noris Cranley: You know, I was expecting something along these lines from an out of touch old man like you, but this only highlights the fact that you're still parading around here using the same tactics as you did for fifteen years. Your time has passed, and the Influencer is taking it to the next level. Let me remind you, I won the Pure Championship from your boy in the Loss Breed, Matthias Mintzel, when you failed to do so.Downfall: Well, if it isn't the other also-ran in the shit tier of Philidor. Oh, I'm sorry, you're the "Influencer!" You're the one who thinks his social media game equates to a single measurable erg of talent! Sorry I've been missing your latest must-see tweets, they've probably been buried in the algorithm.Noris Cranley: Woah, that's a cutting remark, have you been having your little girlfriend teach you about social media? Did she make you a Facebook profile finally?Downfall hides a smile behind his hand and looks down for a moment, before lifting the mic to his lips. Downfall: You talk a lot, kid... but ultimately your insults are as vapid and meaningless as the number of likes you get from pyramid schemes selling fit teas. Let me remind you. I'm the Television champion... and you're nothing. You're the biggest case of buyers remorse Philidor has ever experienced. If Vayden hadn't just quit, you would have been it's last place.Noris Cranley: And let me remind you, Philidor is in the main event. And I'm right here, standing in your face, telling you that I should be the Television champion because I represent the new media. So if you put that title on the line against me, I would show you how outclassed you are, because you are simply behind the times.Downfall's mouth puckers like he's sucking on a lemon for just a second, but his glare is intense. He bends, scoops up the TV title belt, and pointedly returns it to his shoulder. Downfall: Well, that isn't going to happen, because there is no one who can take this from me... and as for the media part of it, your "new media" is nothing but a bunch of empty headed tweens doing dances for a crumb of attention. New media is irrelevant, old media is dead ... but me, I'm timeless. And that's -Suddenly “Hero” by Skillet hits as Noris continues to rant about old media, however it isn’t Sam Kidsgrove or Zooey Deschanel that comes out of the curtain, but Matt Damon and Ben Affleck. The crowd is starstruck as the stars of Good Will Hunting and maybe some other things have arrived! They both have microphones. They stand at the top of the ramp as the music stops. Affleck: Wait, wait, wait. Matt, did you just hear what I heard?Damon: I don’t know Ben, all I heard is some dude chatting shit up there.Affleck: Yeah, I heard that too. I mean is he seriously trying to say that “old media”Matt makes exaggerated air quotes while Ben says this Affleck: Is dead and TV and film are pointless?Damon: I heard him say that too.Affleck: Well, that just won’t do will it? I mean I know TV has been screwed by Youtube and Netflix so the TV title is pretty much pointless now because TV doesn’t exist but..Downfall: You boys better watch it.Damon: Oh oh, you pissed off the TV champ Ben.Affleck: I’ll live. I mean what’s he gonna do exactly? Go to an ad break?We return to the stand off, Downfall is currently talking. Downfall: Why the fuck are you two here anyway? Your boss too scared to come out and say all this shit himself? Or is he too busy trying to suck up to some politician?Affleck: Oh, he doesn’t know we’re out here.Damon: He doesn’t know?Affleck: Yeah, he doesn’t, look we discussed this.Damon takes Affleck aside but the mic picks their private conversation up. Damon: What do you mean he doesn’t know?Affleck: We’ve discussed this, remember? We’re out here to start some shit for him, then he’ll come down and accept the cha….Noris Cranley: Hey idiots, we can hear you!Affleck holds a hand up to say “J ust a minute” Damon: They just said they can hear us. Are you hot?Affleck: No, I don’t think so.Damon: What do we do?Downfall: How about you guys come down here and settle things right?Affleck: I think he just challenged us.Damon: Damn, now what? I can’t tweet and you don’t do basic TV.Eventually Downfall gets pissed off enough to exit the ring and starts his way up the ramp, however he’s interrupted by “Hero” from Skillet yet again. This causes Noris Cranley to also exit the ring and walk to the ramp, staring at the curtain in fury. This time Sam Kidsgrove strides out of the curtain, he glares at Matt and Ben as he walks past them, clearly not happy with their shenanigans, however, he places himself firmly between Cranley, Downfall and the Hollywood A-Listers. Kidsgrove starts to speak but is interrupted immediately. Noris Cranley: Oh nononononono you don’t get to send those goons out to insult me and try to talk your way out of it.Downfall: Start some shit right? Well shit’s starting, get down here and we’ll fight.Noris Cranley: Me first.Downfall: Oh you wanna go? I’ll take you right here!Noris Cranley: Try it old man, I…Damon: I have an idea.Affleck: We.Damon: We have an idea. How about at the next Pay Per View, you guys fight in a triple threat.Affleck: Yeah you know, New Media v Old Media v Timeless Media.He points at Cranley, Downfall and Kidsgrove one by one. All three men glare at him as he says it. Noris Cranley: Fine, it’s on. Just remember to bell and subscribe!Sam Kidsgrove: I guess I have no choice, see you guys at the PPV, and you two, we’re talking backstage.
The scene fades as Kidsgrove walks through the curtain. Noris is taking a selfie and Downfall grabs his Television Championship.
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 4, 2021 17:16:49 GMT -5
Wait WHAT
We open up to a camera showing the parking garage. A black SUV shows up. The door opens and Jayson Price steps out. The crowd pops. Chris Avery: Whoa!!Billy: BAW GAD! THE HOTTEST FREE AGENT IN PRO WRESTLING!Chris Avery: WHATS HE DOING HERE?!Price walks through security then walks down a hallway and stops and knocks twice on Alexander Pasternaks door. Billy: He has a meeting with Pasternak!?Price opens the door and walks in and closes the door behind him. Chris Avery: Oh my goodness! I wonder what that's all about!?
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 4, 2021 17:17:49 GMT -5
FPV and Nightingale - Whats Happening!?
Monday Night Clash returns to a live broadcast of FPV pulling up in his hired car outside the practice of Dr Valasquez, he abandons the car on the sidewalk, leaving the door open as he sprints inside. A cameraman is in pursuit of him. Emergency services arrive just as FPV enters the building. Billy: Frank has run straight into that building without backup, without his Man Made God brethren.Chris Avery: This is insane Billy, Nightingale on his own is dangerous enough, let alone a dozen MS-13 heavies including Adrian, who already has proven to be a formidable foe for many.FPV frantically calls out the Dr’s name; the cameraman is barely able to keep up with him. Frank runs past an open office door, but something catches his eye, and he turns and rechecks the room… Valasquez is tied up to a chair, which in turn has been knocked over, leaving the doctor laying on his side. Fighting to stay conscious, a pool of blood has leaked out of his mouth onto the floor. There is no sign of Nightingale, nor the members of MS-13. FPV: DOC! DOC!!Valasquez tries to speak, but his jaw has been broken. Just then a paramedic crew enters the room and tends to the injured doctor. Billy: Thank god, it looks like that doctor is going to be ok. Where is Nightingale though?Chris Avery: I have a bad feeling about this…Billy: Nonsense! I guarantee you that the coward fled the scene as soon as FPV arrived!Clash moves to another commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Jan 4, 2021 17:19:16 GMT -5
Wait, WHAT pt 2
We open up to Pasternaks door opening and Jayson Price steps out and closes the door behind him. Billy: Whoa daddy!! There he is!!He walks down a hallway when Jenna Bauer catches up with him. Jenna Bauer: PRICE! PRICE! EXCUSE ME, MISTER PRICE!He stops as she finally reaches him. Jenna Bauer: Price, you just met with Alexander Pasternak, we're all curious.. what just happened?Price looks around and winks at Jenna. Jayson Price: I'll see you next week.The crowd pops. Price walks away. The crowd keeps cheering as Billy and Chris are markin' out. Chris Avery: NO WAY!Billy: WAIT DID HE SIGN?! HE SIGNED?!Chris Avery: I THINK THATS WHAT THAT MEANS!Billy: WELL HOLY HELL, HAS HELL FROZEN OVER? JAYSON PRICE IS HERE! I LOVE IT!Chris Avery: 2021 IS WILD!We fade out.
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