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Post by Action Reel on Dec 23, 2020 22:31:37 GMT -5
We pan around E.A. Diddle Arena in Western Kentucky for Christmas Chaos in Kentucky! All 9,340 fans in attendance for this special event are cheering and making noise! We cut to our announcers Jimmy Garcia and Jaice Wilds! Jimmy Garcia: Welcome everybody to Christmas Chaos in Kentucky! I'm Jimmy Garcia from CruiserClash and with me tonight is the Assistant to the General Manager and head of Security Operations, Jaice Wilds!Jaice Wilds: You forgot to mention I'm a 22 time Xtreme Aerialist Champion, a 19 time GAF World Champion, and a 12 time MADEITUP Champion!Jimmy Garcia: Those sound like you made it up.Jaice Wilds: Yeah, I said I won it 12 times!Jimmy Garcia: Oh god, we have a special treat for you tonight, our main event features the Tag Team Champions; The Following; Dandy DiVito and Kyle Kemp defend their Tag Team Championships in a cage match against Jax and Bax!
Jaice Wilds: I can't wait for that one! But thats not all for tag teams, you're General Manager made a #1 contenders Cruiserweight Tag Team Match tonight too!
Jimmy Garcia: The Schorg Bros who had a rough go of it in the CruiserHavoc just a few days ago will go against Pineapple Promenade and the winners will face the Two Gents for the Cruiserweight Championships on January 4th!Jaice Wilds: What a night thats shaping up to be!Jimmy Garcia: Adelaide Ainsworth is in action tonight, Claire Hawkins, and Void is all in action tonight too![/b] Jaice Wilds: For it being Christmas, this sure is CHAOS!Jimmy Garcia: You're way better at this than Biggs!Jaice Wilds: I won't tell him you said that!Jimmy Garcia: Lets get on it-Darren Marsh is yelling in front of the announcers table. Jimmy Garcia: Whats that?!Jaice Wilds: This is Darren Marsh, a new superstar who just joined Action Wrestling. What are you yelling at us about?Darren finally gets a microphone. Darren Marsh: I'm sorry but did I see you KNEELING down during our great National Anthem?Jimmy Garcia: I was very much standing, sir, wh-Darren Marsh: Not you, you idiot! You, whats your name?!Jaice Wilds: Jaice, and I-Darren Marsh: You were NOT standing during the National Anthem -Jaice Wilds: I assure you I was!Darren Marsh: Stand up for me!Jaice stands up. Darren Marsh: Oh, excuse me. I'm sorry. You're shorter than I thought. I'm so sorry.Jaice Wilds: Yeah, okay apology accepted.Darren Marsh: I don't have the patience for anyone who doesn't stand for our National Anthem, someone who can't pledge their allegiance to our flag, someone who doesn't like this beautiful country can get the hell out of it! Jimmy Garcia: Not sure I agree but thats your opinion.Darren Marsh: If you see anyone not standing for the National Anthem, I hope you let me know. I hope you do. And that goes for all of you!The crowd half cheering and half booing. He points to the crowd as he addresses them. Darren Marsh: I back the Boys in Blue. I love arresting thugs and I'll break a criminals back for not representing this country. I want all of you to have a very blessed Christmas!Darren leaves the microphone on the table and walks off. Jimmy Garcia: Wow, well, folks, we'll be right back on CBS Sports!We fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Dec 23, 2020 22:33:46 GMT -5
Twiztid Insane vs. Eli Lobo
As Raw Deal queues up on the arena speakers, the lights in the pulse until the song hits the 11 second mark and Twiztid bursts through the curtains, vibing to the song, bobbing his head to the beat of the song in the background, as he makes his way down the ramp, high fiving the fans that do want to high five him, the announcer makes their introduction. Adilene Floyd: Making his way to the ring... from Detroit, Michigan. Weighing in tonight at 220 pounds, THE CLOWN PRINCE!... TWIZTID... IN... SANE!After the introduction is done, Twiztid slides under the bottom rope and goes to a corner, posing on the second rope before hopping down and getting ready for the match. Jimmy Garcia: Twiztid Insane is facing off against Eli Lobo here tonight!DING DING Lobo flies across the ring for a crossbody but Insane catches him and slams him down! Jaice Wilds: Well there goes the momentums!Lobo is lifted up to his feet by his hair and Insane hits the GATHERING!! Jaice Wilds: Oh I don't care for ICP but I do love that move!One! Two! Lobo kicks out! Jimmy Garcia: It's going to take more than that to put him away!Lobo is lifted to his feet and whipped into the corner! Lobo climbs up the turnbuckles and jumps to the top rope and springboards into a moonsault but Insane catches him, and slams him down onto the canvas on his feet.. Insane kicks him in the gut and hits the Hatchet Party! Jimmy Garcia: HATCHET PARTY!Jaice Wilds: Thats going to be IT!One! Two! Three! DING DING Jimmy Garcia: Twiztid Insane is a winner here tonight!Jaice Wilds: Its a good Christmas season for the JUGGALOS!Twiztid Insane poses and taunts for the local crowd and we fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Dec 23, 2020 22:37:37 GMT -5
Void vs Jimmy Smash James
Riptide by grandson starts to play as a flickering spotlight falls on the stage. VOID walks outhe holds his hand up, like he’s trying to block out the light. Then he begins walking around the stage, from side to side The light follows him, but VOID speeds up, to a jog, then a run, then sprints out of the light, towards the ring. The spotlight focuses on the ring, but VOID is nowhere to be seen, Then, there he is, sitting on the turnbuckle. The spotlight focuses on him. He lifts his hand to the air, then snaps his fingers. The light starts to slowly flicker, picking up speed as VOID gets off the turnbuckle, then goes into the tree of woe position. The lights reach a strobe effect, then VOID flails his arms out to his sides, and the light is gone. Jimmy Garcia: What a great entrance but he's hard to trust! Something is up with Void!Jaice Wilds: He's a bit dark and broody, I agree.Lil Wayne's Drop The World blasts out during the hook and Dale Dort comes out first and slams down the scale and The Thiccness comes following behind him with his head down and arms out. He stands one foot onto the scale and it reads "201" and he lifts his head up at the same time with a huge smile coming across his face. A small shower of sparks rain down behind him and then the beat and hook hit again with more bass and drums and Smash begins walking down the ramp. He gets to the apron bobbing his head up and down and jumps to the apron and leans on the ropes before getting in. He turns to the hard cam and stomps one foot down and smiles wide with his arms out wide to his side. He takes off the hoodie and is ready for wrestling! DING DING Jaice Wilds: This guy isn't 201 pounds or less! He's HUGE!Jimmy Garcia: We know, Jaice! For some reason he's still in our division!Jaice Wilds: Your GM is a crazy.James and Void meet in the middle and Void hits a few chops and kicks and then hits the ropes but Smash clotheslines him down! Smash hits the ropes and comes jumping in the air for a splash but Void rolls out of the way and Smash crashes on the canvas! Jaice Wilds: Earthquake!Jimmy Garcia: Oh stop it!Void kicks and stomps on Smash and hits more chops as Smash gets back to his feet! Void crashes into him in the corner with some knees and then hits the ropes for another running attack but Smash picks him up and hits a spinebuster! Jimmy Garcia: Oh damn!Jaice Wilds: TYPHOOOOON!Jimmy Garcia: What?Smash sits up and we see Trey Bouchet walking down the ramp smiling. Smash grows FURIATED! Jimmy Garcia: WHOA! ITS THE SUPLEX KING! TREY BOUCHET ELIMINATED SMASH AT CRUISERHAVOC AND HE BEAT HIM AT TURMOIL!Jaice Wilds: What a winner, I like this guy, who is this?Jimmy Garcia: Its Trey Bouchet!Trey is at ringside and Smash rolls out of the ring! Trey smiles as Smash comes at him with a clothesline but Trey ducks and poses on the steel steps! The crowd cheers and laughs at Smash! He turns around and Smash is rushing at him but Trey moves out of the way and Smash runs into the steel steps and crashes into the mats! Jaice Wilds: Talk about jumping the shark!Jimmy Garcia: I just noticed the ref has been counting the entire time!8! 9! 10! DING DING DING Jimmy Garcia: VOID WINS!Void stands up and his arm is raised in victory by the ref. Jaice Wilds: A count out victory thanks to this superstar, Trey Bouchet!Smash gets up and rolls into the ring as Void rolls out and heads up the ramp. Smash grabs the ref as the music stops and demands him to restart the match! Dale Dolt gets into the ring demanding the ref to do the same! Smash picks the ref up by the shirt! Jimmy Garcia: Look out!Trey grabs Smash from behind! Smash drops the ref! and Trey hits a German Suplex! He keeps a hold and hits a second German Suplex! Jimmy Garcia: CAN HE GO FOR THREE!?Smash is lifted up and is hit with a THIRD German Suplex! Trey jumps up and poses and taunts! The sold out arena going crazy for Trey Bouchet! Jaice Wilds: WOW!Smash rolls out of the ring and is pissed! Dale Dolt rushes at Trey but Trey catches him, grabs him, and TBONE SUPLEXES him over the ropes and Smash catches Dale Dolt on the outside! Jimmy Garcia: Trey Bouchet out here suplexin' the hell out of everybody!Jaice Wilds: Damn right!Smash carries Dale Dolt up the ramp pissed at Trey! Jimmy Garcia: Either way, Void is victorious tonight! We'll be right back!We fade to a commercial as Trey is pointing at Smash! Smash is pissed.
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Post by Action Reel on Dec 23, 2020 22:38:51 GMT -5
Andrew Stone vs. The Super Samoan
We come back from commercial and Stone is in the corner as Super Samoan is kneeing him in the gut! Jimmy Garcia: Welcome back to Christmas Chaos in Kentucky and The Super Samoan started this match early!Jaice Wilds: Thats right! He couldn't wait and attacked him before the bell started!Super Samoan whips Stone to the corner and Stone bumps out of it and kicks Samoan in the gut and then chops him! He rails off another chop! Another chop! He whips Samoan to the ropes and catches Samoan and hits a Saito Suplex! Jimmy Garcia: A nice Saito Suplex!Super Samoan rolls to the outside of the ring and turns around and Stone jumps off the top rope and crashes down onto Super Samoan! Jaice Wilds: Wow!Samoan and Stone roll around and finally roll back into the ring and Stone gets up first and signals for the end! He grabs Samoan from behind and goes for the Stone Driver but Samoan rolls out of it and boots Stone down to the canvas! The Samoan backs himself up into the corner! He cocks his wrist! Jaice Wilds: SUPERMAN PUNCH ON THE WAY!Samoan rushes out of the corner and jumps for the Superman Punch but Stone ducks and grabs the hand and waist of Super Samoan! He ripcords him into a forearm! Jimmy Garcia: Oh wow! A STIFF forearm!He grabs Samoan and hits the The reckoning! Jimmy Garcia: The reckoning!!ONE!! TWO!! THREE!! DING DING DING Jimmy Garcia: What a debut for Stone Stone!Jaice Wilds: A debut indeed! We'll see how he fares in 2021 on Monday Night Clash!Jimmy Garcia: We'll be right back here at Christmas Chaos in Kentucky!
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Post by Action Reel on Dec 23, 2020 22:40:42 GMT -5
Santa Comin' To Town!?
Here Comes Santa Claus hits the speakers and the crowd goes crazy as Santa comes down the ramp. He's waving to the crowd and looks like a mall Santa. Jimmy Garcia: Here comes Santa! It wouldn't be Christmas Chaos in Kentucky without Santa!Jaice Wilds: I LOVE CHRISTMAS!Santa gets into the ring and grabs a microphone as the music fades. Santa Claus: HAPPY HOLIDAYS KANSAS!Crowd boos. Jaice Wilds: Kansas?! We're in Kentucky!Santa Claus: Yeah yeah whatever you LOSERS!! You don't deserve Christmas!Crowd boos. Santa Claus: You guys can suck it! I'm not bringing you presents cause you can suck my ass! Crowd boos. Santa Claus: I CANCELLED CHRISTMAS!!Crowd boos as "Chipmunk" version of Mein Herz Brennt by Rammstein Jimmy Garcia: HERE COMES NATE!!Nate walks straight through the curtain, right down the ramp and gets on the apron. The music fades as Nate gets into the ring. Santa Claus: Come here you big dumbass! Nate walks over and BIG BOOTS SANTA CLAUS! The crowd pops! NATE picks up Santa and throws him over the ring! Santa bumps hard off the apron onto the mats! He's knocked out on the mats! Jaice Wilds: HELL YEAH! THAT BIG LUG DID SOMETHING GOOD FOR ONCE!Jimmy Garcia: WELL ITS CHRISTMAS CHAOS RIGHT?!NATE poses and taunts in the ring as the crowd chants for Happy HoliNATE. We fade into a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Dec 23, 2020 22:45:53 GMT -5
A video has been sent in!
A VIDEO PACKAGE IS SHOWN:The replay ends and we go right to Taylor Swift, who is on a sound stage recording a music video for her hit album Folklore. It is unclear which track the video is for, but she calls cut when she sees the AW camera crew. Taylor Swift: Take five, everyone. My friend is here!That friend turns out to be Sara Pettis, who greets her with open arms. Taylor Swift: I'm so glad you could make it! You didn't have problems getting in, right?Sara Pettis: I'm kind of a big deal around this studio. There's nowhere I can't go.Taylor Swift: Oh really?!Sara Pettis: Heck no!The two share a laugh. Taylor Swift: So how's this going to go? Give me the rundown.Sara Pettis: Okay. We'll start out with girl power hugs. Congratulate Mae on becoming Cruiserweight Champion. Then move on to the big announcement.Taylor Swift: Oh! I can't believe the stars aligned for all of this! So exciting!Sara Pettis: It'll be great! So all of this will be cut from the program. Obviously. Maybe some cute BTS stuff for the Network and--The producer clears his throat. Sara looks at him in shock. Sara Pettis: Uh oh. This is airing… uncut?He nods off camera and Sara slaps her forehead. Sara Pettis: Well shoot! I'm sorry, Taylor. I thought this would be edited for time.Taylor Swift: It's fine! Really!She looks at the camera. Taylor Swift: I am just so excited for everything going on right now! My song Willow debuted NUMBER ONE on the Billboard Hot 100 chart! Action Wrestling has a NEW Cruiserweight Champion who is NOT Spayde Martinez! Big congrats to Miss Mae! I will give you my praise in person on January 4th! Should I tell them?!Sara Pettis: Tell 'em, Tay!Taylor Swift: January 4th… Action Wrestling will kick off 2021 with a HUGE episode of CruiserClash that will feature ME in action packed action!Sara Pettis: Thaaaaat's right! One night only! We're competing in a tag team match for the ages! Are you ready?!Taylor Swift: I'm ready! I've been a HUGE fan of wrestling for over a YEAR! I'ma super big fan of Claire Hankins, Lissie Hype and Bella Blue! And of course Sara Petise! I'll be Women's Champion in no time! Sara Pettis: Yo, Taylor, I'm really happy for you, I'mma let you finish! But---SUPERKICK! SARA PETTIS JUST NAILED TAYLOR SWIFT WITH A FUCKING SUPERKICK! Sara Pettis: YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST WALK IN MY SHOES?! YOUR FEET WOULD BE RAW AND BLOODY, BITCH!She lays in some stiff stomps to the youngest artist to win Album of the Year at the Grammy's as security tackles the shit out of the Child of Fate. She is shoved to the concrete right next to Taylor, with her arms held behind her back and one guard holds her head down with his knee. Sara Pettis: YOU'LL NEVER STEP FOOT IN MY GODDAMN RING AGAIN!She spits in Taylor's face as the scene cuts back to the ringside area, where our announcers are fucking speechless. Jimmy Garcia: ---Jaice Wilds: ---There's a stupid long awkward fucking silence before a fart is heard. Jaice Wilds: Damn it, Rudy!Jimmy Garcia: I don't… uhh… that was just…Jaice Wilds: Yeah. We're being told that the… interaction… between Ms. Swift and Ms. Pettis was recorded last night. Pettis was arrested and she is being held with a half-a-million bail!Jimmy Garcia: That's steep!Jaice Wilds: Taylor Swift is a national treasure!
We take a commercial break.
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Post by Action Reel on Dec 23, 2020 22:47:45 GMT -5
James Matthews vs. Downfall(c)
We come back from commercial seeing two wrestlers in the ring already going at it. Jimmy Garcia: Welcome back to Christmas Chaos in Kentucky, and right now we're seeing a Television Championship match! Downfall is defending his TV title against a local wrestler James Matthews!Jaice Wilds: James Matthews is NOT very good! He's still green!James hits the ropes and goes for another clothesline but Downfall kicks him in the gut and then hits a roaring elbow! Jimmy Garcia: Rolling discus elbow smash!Downfall stands back up and taunts as the crowd boos. Jaice Wilds: Lost Breed has been gaining momentum slowly, I wouldn't be surprised if 2021 becomes their year! We've had to beef up security because of them, those MS-13 guys and gals running around ... no thanks!Downfall picks up Matthews and hits a cradle piledriver! Jimmy Garcia: Wow! What a cradle piledriver! He calls that the Crown of Thorns!Downfall pins! One! Two! Downfall pulls James Matthews up off the mat. Jaice Wilds: Ohh he wants to punish him some more?!Jimmy Garcia: Oh come on!Downfall picks up Matthews and throws him into the corner and he stumbles out and Downfall hits GODKILLER!! Jimmy Garcia: There it is!Downfall falls to his knees and pins James Matthews with absolute confidence. One! Two! Three! Jimmy Garcia: Downfall buries James Matthews here at Christmas Chaos in Kentucky!DING DING DING. Downfall gets up and grabs his Television Championship and walks towards the camera. Jaice Wilds: He's a fantastic Television Champion, now he's going into 2021 looking strong!Downfall is yelling and preaching about Lost Breed and being the TV Champion. Jimmy Garcia: Lets take a quick commercial break!We fade to Mountain Dew and Taco Bell commercials.
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Post by Action Reel on Dec 23, 2020 22:50:26 GMT -5
AW Network Hype
We're backstage with Jenna Bauer who is hyping up WCF One on the AW Network! Jenna Bauer: And remember folks, for just 9.99 a month you can get the AW Network today and you'll be able to see WCF's The Final ONE this Sunday Night-Darren Marsh: UP AGAINST THE WALL!Jenna Bauer: Excus-Darren turns Jenna around and puts her against the logo. A producer comes up to Darren but Darren keeps him away. Darren Marsh: STEP BACK, SIR. Darren keeps Jenna against the wall face-first and he begins to pat her down. Darren Marsh: I have heavy suspicion someone around here might be smoking the weed and it's illegal here in Kentucky so I'm trying to see who it just might be. Is it you, female citizen?Jenna is yelling without her microphone. Jenna Bauer: No! What the hell! Sir, please.Darren Marsh: YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH! YOU PEOPLE ALWAYS WANT TO RUN YOUR MOUTH AND DISRESPECT US BOYS IN BLUE AND I'VE HAD ENOUGH!Another producer tries to step in but Marsh pulls his nightstick out and points it at the producer. Darren Marsh: ENOUGH! Stand down.Marsh continues patting down Jenna and then gets a bit gropey. Darren Marsh: Hmm, you're off this time. Please step away from the wall.Jenna steps slowly away from the wall completely distraught at what is even happening. Darren Marsh: You guys can go about your business, if you see any suspicious activity you let me know, I want to crack down on crime. Marsh walks out of frame as Jenna looks into the camera and producers swarm her. We awkwardly take a commercial break.
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Post by Action Reel on Dec 23, 2020 22:51:30 GMT -5
AW Network Hype continued..
Jimmy Garcia: Ya know, Jaice, the AW Network is where its at! You get so much content with AW Network!Jaice Wilds: And it's only 9.99 a month! You can't beat that! Right now theres an even better deal! For only a $100, you can get the AW Network for a whole year AND you'll get a digital copy of AW2k20 on PS4 or XB1! What a steal!Jimmy Garcia: You get backlog catalog of the entire, complete collection of New Blood Wrestling, you get every UCI PPV, and of course theres every XIII ever made and then you get all the PPVs for 2021!Jaice Wilds: Revolution in January, Battlefield: Battlebowl where random teams get paired up to get a chance into a battleroyal where the winner gets final entry in Havoc!Jimmy Garcia: And we saw the news about the Chamber! It's coming back!Jaice Wilds: I don't know much about that, Pasternak has been keeping secrets, I suppose! But I can tell you it's sometime after February and before Havoc!Jimmy Garcia: With AW Net-The transmission cuts into.. The transmission cuts back into Jimmy and Jaice. Jaice Wilds: And that's THE FINAL ONE on AW Network this Sunday Night! Thats going to be HUGE!Jimmy Garcia: Of course WCF lasting for nearly two decades, closing its doors just a few years ago! The fans, the wrestlers, all wanted a reunion show, we thought we were going to see one this Summer but those dreams faded away, but it was Torture and rumors of Corey Black, getting together, and making a deal with the devil himself and getting ONE.. FINAL.. ONE.Jaice Wilds: Never underestimate the power that runs this place!Jimmy Garcia: AW Network, it's only 9.99 a month, tons of content, you'll love it. You can't be a wrestling fan and NOT have it! We fade into the next segment.
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Post by Action Reel on Dec 23, 2020 22:52:44 GMT -5
Bayside Boys vs. The Hangmen
Jimmy Garcia: Welcome back to Christmas Chaos in Kentucky!“If You Want Blood” by AC/DC hits and the crowd reacts as The Hangmen; Shooter and Noose make their way down the ramp like two brawling badasses. They get down the ramp and to the ring.. Jaice Wilds: These guys are no-shit-taking dudes with bad attitudes!Jimmy Garcia: Wow, well, they're the security team to Frank Lowe and of course they're in tag team action tonight!They get into the ring and pose and stand back into their own corner as the music fades. Jaice Wilds: God, they look like they kill small animals for FUN!Everybody the instrumental version by the Backstreet Boys hits and the crowd boos as the Bayside boys come jogging out to the top of the ramp and pose with their arms open wide and then turn their backs to the camera so you can see their Bayside logos on their black leather jackets. They hug and then jog back down the ramp and slide into the ring. Adilene Floyd: Weighing in at a combined weight of 390 pounds, it's Johnny and Jimmy Bayside, the BAYSIDE BOYS!!Just then they flip over the bottom rope rolling into the ring and standing up circling around the ring as they keep spinning showing off their jackets. They take their jackets off and give them to an official at ringside and wait for the match to begin in the corner. Jimmy Garcia: The Bayside Boys making their debut here tonight!Jaice Wilds: We went out and scouted and we found some new tag teams to freshen things up for 2021 and look at these guys! I love em' already!Noose and Shooter and Jimmy and Johnny stare at each other before the 4 of them back into their corners and begin. DING DING DING Shooter and Johnny meet in the middle but Shooter sends Johnny down with a slam and picks him up and puts him in a sleeper but Johnny worms out of it and hits a back suplex! He rolls out of the hold and tags in his brother, Jimmy! Jimmy gets into the ring and hits the ropes and hits a springboard dropkick sending Shooter down! Shooter back rolls to Noose and tags him in! Noose and Jimmy grab each other but Jimmy whips Noose to the ropes but Noose just hangs on the ropes as Jimmy jumps in the air for a whoopsie but he lands on his feet and Noose rushes at him hitting a lariat sending him straight down! Jimmy Garcia: Damn! What a clothesline!Noose picks up Jimmy and hits a scoop slam! Noose hits the ropes and goes for an elbow drop but Jimmy rolls under the ropes to get the hell out of the ring! Jaice Wilds: Smart! VERY smart!Noose slides out of the ring and goes for a move but Jimmy telegraphs it and shoves Noose into the ringpost knocking him down! Jimmy slides into the ring and Noose gets up stumbling around at the bottom of the ramp and Jimmy flies over the rope hitting a huge front flip plancha knocking Noose down! Jaice Wilds: SICK AIR FROM THE BAYSIDE BOY!Jimmy and Noose get up but its Shooter rushing across the ring and Johnny back body drops him over the ropes and Shooter lands on the apron over the ropes. He gets up and grabs Johnny and suplexes him OUT OF THE RING and Jimmy and Noose catch them and all four crash down! Jimmy Garcia: Holy hell, wow! Bayside Boys and Hangmen all crashed down!The four get up and are brawling! Jimmy throws Noose into the railing! Shooter chops Johnny against the apron! Shooter grabs a the steel steps! Jaice Wilds: Hey! That would be a disqualification!Jimmy Garcia: YES IT WOULD BE!Jimmy grabs a steel chair from someone in the crowd! Noose turns around and Jimmy slams the chair across his back just as Shooter shoves the steel steps into the face of Johnny!! Jimmy Garcia: OH MAN!!DING DING DING Adilene Floyd: This match is a double-disqualification!Noose gets up and spears Jimmy on the stage and starts throwing fists at him and Jimmy is punching back! Shooter slams Johnny on the apron and leaves him in the dust. He walks over and picks up Jimmy on the ramp and grabs the steel chair and slams it on Jimmys back! Shooter turns around and Johnny is rushing with the steps and throws them at Noose and Shooter! They try blocking it but the steel steps still cause damage! Theres refs running down the ramp and trying to stop the tag teams from brawling as the four men are yelling, spitting, and chewing each other out! Jimmy Garcia: This match got out of hand quick, didn't it?!
Jaice Wilds: It did! The Bayside Boys didn't back down and The Hangmen show again they're tough sons of bitches and never throttle back, ever!
Jimmy Garcia: What a match! We'll have more ACTION WRESTLING on CBS SPORTS NETWORK here at Christmas Chaos in Kentucky!
We fade to a commercial as Shooter is still kicking his feet towards the Bayside Boys and they're trying to throw punches as refs and officials are separating them.
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Post by Action Reel on Dec 23, 2020 22:54:15 GMT -5
Der Metzger Segment
OH OH OH IT'S MAGIC! "Holy Diver" by Dio blasts over the PA, and as the vocals scream out, a puff of smoke emits from the stage, and the dissipating smoke reveals a figure standing at center stage flooded by a singular spotlight: Magic Maddox. Jimmy Garcia: HE'S HEEEEEERE!Jaice Wilds: WHAT A SURPRISE!Magic holds his cape up and open wide before enclosing himself in it, and suddenly the cape falls to the stage and Magic is nowhere to be seen. The spotlight moves down the ramp and into the ring where Magic is standing in the middle of the ring posing for the wildly impressed crowd. The lights return to normal and Magic rubs his hands together. He claps and a microphone appears. Jimmy Garcia: He's still got a few tricks up his sleeves!Jaice Wilds: He doesn't even have sleeves!Magic Maddox: Hello, local townsfolk!They pop huge. Magic Maddox: My energetic return at CruiserHavoc shook Action Wrestling to its core! You all saw it! The greatest showman in professional wrestling belongs on the grandest stage of them all!They pop huge. Magic Maddox: MAGIC HERE HERE TO---His microphone goes dead and the lights go out. An eerie hum fills the earholes of the tens of thousands in attendance. The ActionTron5000 lights up with violent and possibly satanic images. The hum morphs into “Ora Pro Nobis Lucifer” by Behemoth and smoke fills the stage. Jaice Wilds: OoH sPoOkY bOi!!!!1The lights flicker and then suddenly return to normal. The fans roar when they notice Der Metzger standing in the ring behind Magic. He swiftly headbutts the back of Magic's head and pulls him back, hoisting him up in an electric chair position before wrecking him with a ushigoroshi. Jimmy Garcia: TODESKLINGE!Following the impact, Der Metzger kneels next to Magic and then wraps his hands around Magic's throat, choking the magic out of him. Jaice Wilds: LOOOOOOK!!! IT'S DIONYSUS!!Dion comes sprinting out from the back and the roof is blown off the building as he slides into the ring. Der Metzger gets to his feet and he charges at him, instantly getting blinded by hi discus forearm sending him back! Dion then kicks a HUGE stiff bicycle kick knocking him down! Jimmy Garcia: DER METZGER GOES DOWN!!Dion roars as Der Metzger rolls out of the ring and is selling his chest and neck. Jaice Wilds: DIONYSUS JUST DELIVERED SWEET JUSTICE TO DER METZGER!Jimmy Garcia: Stiff kicks and tricks! Der Metzger got some tonight!Jaice Wilds: It's good to see Dion back with some momentum!We fade to a commercial..
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Post by Action Reel on Dec 23, 2020 22:54:58 GMT -5
Jay Mack vs. Claire Hawkins
We come back to Christmas Chaos in Kentucky. We see a darkened arena with a spotlight on Jay Mack who is awkwardly waving to the crowd but asking the spotlight to just sort of go away so he can chill in the corner. Jaice Wilds: We're BACK on CBS SPORTS! Sorry, I wanted to do that!Jimmy Garcia: You're right though, we're back! Jay Mack in the ring.. who is he facing?!As the world falls; wider grows disaster's maw Desperate the thralls call; thee three crows caw As those words faded to black, a shrill Banshee’s Wail rang out through the stadium and everything went as dark as it possibly could. A moment later, the beginnings of Orbit Culture’s Nensha began to play; a light layer of smoke appeared upon the stage as the lights began to frantically flash in sync with the music. As the music increased in pace, so did the flashing of the lights; a silhouette of a person appearing upon the stage, hunched forward. PICK UP THE BONES! Abruptly, the lights return to normal in time to see the person lean backward and release a deep guttural scream upwards to the heavens from parted lips painted black. Upon finishing the guttural growl, the person titled their head down and fixated their fiery crimson gaze upon the ring; the Action Wrestling crowd letting out a sizable pop. With skin as pale as porcelain and clearly dressed to compete within the squared circle, the person was none other than the Witch of Action Wrestling; Claire Hawkins! Adilene Floyd: Making her way to the ring, from Salem, Massachusetts, weighing in at 145 pounds, she is "The Witch".....CLAIRE.....HAWKINS!!Once she reached the ringside area Claire paused for a moment to look at the cameraman that had dared to get close enough to get a good shot of her face. With a vicious snarl, Claire let out another one of those screams and forced the cameraman to quickly backpedal. Feeling pleased with herself, Claire made her way over to the steps and into the ring. Once she was in the ring she walked to the side of the ring where the hard camera was and stepped onto the second rope, leaned forward a little to keep her balance, and held her arms up while she held up in the "Devil Horns" gesture as pyro shot up from the ring posts. All the while bellowing out that same savage, guttural scream. Jimmy Garcia: Shes an incredible talent, and she's not one to mess with!Jaice Wilds: I know, and she's one badass chick, no joke. Jimmy Garcia: Great indepth commentary, Jaice.Jaice is smiling and nodding like it's a true thing. DING DING DING Mack walks across the ring sort of acting like a wrestler but completely fucking weird and shy and Hawkins hits a 360 spinning heel kick knocking Mack the fuck out! Jimmy Garcia: SHITFIRE AS BILLY WOULD SAY!Jaice Wilds: DAMN HES OUT COOOOOOOOLD!Hawkins picks up Mack and walks to the middle of the ring and hits a BLACK VEIL! She hooks the leg and stares directly into the god damn hard cam! One! Two! Three! DING DING. Jimmy Garcia: And just like that, Claire Hawkins is a winner!Jaice Wilds: DING DONG THE WITCH IS BACK!Hawkins has her arm lifted for victory and celebrates. Jimmy Garcia: Claire Hawkins continues to win here in AW ending 2020 on a great note!Jaice Wilds: Look out for Hawkins in 2021!We fade to a commercial break as she continues posing against the ropes.
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Post by Action Reel on Dec 23, 2020 22:56:38 GMT -5
#1 Contender for Cruiserweight Tag Team Championships Pineapple Promenade vs. The Schorg Bros
Jaice Wilds: A shot at the Cruiserweight Tag Team Championships is on the line in this one! The Schorg Bros are really making up for their disastrous performance at CruiserHavoc!Jimmy Garcia: They seem much more focused this time around, that’s for sure!It’s been a back and forth affair, neither team has really been able to sustain momentum. Nidrah and Azurine Vebbins are showing amazing chemistry for a debut, landing a perfect belly to back suplex/neckbreaker combination, but it’s obvious they are against a team that knows each other inside and out. On one particular exchange, Ricky wheelbarrows Nidrah into a sitout facebuster by Chris! Jimmy Garcia: Holy smokes, I think Nidrah just got her teeth knocked out!Jaice Wilds: Nidrah has a couple of floatation devices that may have just cushioned the fall!Jimmy Garcia: Jaice… you’re a member of staff. You can’t say shit like that.Jaice Wilds: Why would anyone sue a broke traveling musician? It’s a waste of money, since I don’t have any.The Schorg’s are close to securing the victory, but Azurine is a tested veteran and anticipates the count, distracting the referee with a fun dance. When Chris tries to interject, Azurine confuses the hell out of him by starting a game of rock-paper-scissors, and when her scissors defeats his paper, she rears back and slaps him across the face, leading him right into a headscissors takedown from Nidrah! Jimmy Garcia: A little unorthodox, but highly effective!Jaice Wilds: But here comes Ricky!Ricky comes in with a wild clothesline attempt to Azurine, who ducks underneath and tries to poke him in the eyes, but Ricky holds up his hand to his forehead to block it! A slap attempt, ducked. Ricky tries a front dropkick, Azurine evades it. This turns into a goddamn Three Stooges skit and the referee is getting a kick out of the whole thing! Jimmy Garcia: The CruiserClash Tag Team Division is filled with a bunch of eccentric characters!Jaice Wilds: Unfortunately, we are minus two now, Jimmy. Jimmy Garcia: So much potential, so many supervillanous deeds will never come into fruition.Jaice Wilds: Maybe I should start a tag team.Jimmy Garcia: You’re too fat.Finally, Azurine clotheslines Ricky over the top rope, leaving Nidrah and Chris all alone! Chris tries a springboard lariat, but Nidrah counters it with a codebreaker! Azurine chants along with the crowd as Nidrah makes the cover! 1… 2… 3!! The arena explodes with cheers and Azurine enters the ring to celebrate with her new tag team partner! Jimmy Garcia: This is the biggest win of Nidrah’s short time in AW so far, Jaice! I’m so happy for these girls! They have a date with the Two Gents!Jaice Wilds: We don’t know when! We don’t know how! But all we do know is that it’s going to be fun fun fun!Azurine and Nidrah continue to celebrate, the progress they presented as the tag team Pineapple Promenade being a perfect, paradisiacal, pristine success.
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Post by Action Reel on Dec 23, 2020 22:58:44 GMT -5
Vivian Rae Jade vs. Aiden Prince
We enter back to the arena and Vivian Rae Jade and Aiden Prince are engaged in a CruiserClash showdown! And much to everyone’s surprise, Cruiserweight Champion Miss Mae is sitting at the announce booth! Jimmy Garcia: HOT DAMN! What an incredible moonsault Vivian just landed on Aiden! We love seeing new contenders take advantage of their opportunities to shine!Jaice Wilds: And no has had a bigger impact than you, Mae! The buzz is about as strong as when I wore the mask! And that momentum carried me forward to three World Championship opportunities.Jimmy Garcia: ...that you lost.Jaice Wilds: Besides the point! All it takes is generating a little buzz!Jimmy Garcia: We literally heard crickets every time you unmasked.Vivian drops Aiden on his head with a hurricanrana, before transitioning beautifully into a fujiwara armbar! Jimmy Garcia: What do you think of Vivian, Mae??Miss Mae: She looks like someone I need to watch closely! Hopefully she’ll show me a few of these moves so I can give them a try next time!Jimmy Garcia: Your enthusiasm is infectious! Aiden is able to break free but he stumbles right into a kick to the gut. Vivian underhooks the arms, and Mae gasps, thinking she’s going for a pedigree. Jimmy Garcia: What’s the matter, Mae? Miss Mae: Oh. Nothing. I’m just… just watching.But Vivian lands a double arm DDT instead. Vivian climbs on the ropes again and points to Mae. She screams out “THIS IS FOR LISSIE!” before diving off, and connecting with a swanton bomb just like Lissie’s Cherry Bomb! Vivian makes the cover! 1… 2… 3!!! Jimmy Garcia: What a dominant singles debut by Vivian Rae Jade today! And like you, she paid homage to her hero, and your hero, Lissie!
DING DING DING!Miss Mae: She’s… really exciting to watch.Jaice Wilds: What’s the matter, Mae?Miss Mae: Nothing. I just hope I can be as good as that.Mae exits the announcers desk and joins Vivian out ringside. The two chat for a bit and Mae looks a little nervous. A little jealous. Jimmy Garcia: Big things are coming for Vivian Rae, I can feel it! CruiserClash 2021 is so exciting!
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Post by Action Reel on Dec 23, 2020 22:59:53 GMT -5
The Season of Giving.
Christmas music begins to play as fake snow begins to fall from the ceiling. The marks start to cheer and act cheerful as the real Santa Claus comes out from behind the curtain. The crowd pops as he's walking down the ramp and he has a dozen elves throwing AW Network subscription cards and official merchandise into the crowd. They continue cheering as Santa makes his way into the ring.
The elves continuing circling the ring and still throwing out larges amounts of subscription cards and merchandise. Hundreds of tshirts and hats and hoodies are being thrown out. Hundreds, and hundreds of subscription cards for 1 year AW Network free are being thrown out into the screaming fans.
The elves high five the announcers and stand on the table throwing out more merchandise!
We see kids and parents hugging each other and having the best Christmas.
The elves join Santa in the ring and he smiles as the small ActionTron lights up with a PS4 discount code and an XB1 discount code getting you the AW2K20 game 90% off for the next 24 hours if you purchase digitally.
The crowd is cheering and taking out their phones taking a picture of it. Santa winks and the lights flicker and Santa and the elves disappear.
In the ring we notice.. a small plate of cookies that are half eaten. A note is written.
"Merry Christmas - Love, Santa."
We fade into a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Dec 23, 2020 23:00:41 GMT -5
Cassidy Adler vs. Adelaide Ainsworth
We cut back to the ring and come to an epic showdown between two former Tag Team Champions! Jimmy Garcia: The irony is not lost on us, Jaice! These two have not met in the ring since the Tag Team of the Year, the Swallowing, took those belts off the Twin Gods! Jaice Wilds: There’s a lot of L A Y E R S in this match, Jimmy! Did we ever find out what was in the box?? *AUDIBLE GASP* Was it the long-lost sweater??Jimmy Garcia: What the hell are you talking about, Jaice?Jaice Wilds: Come on, Jimmy! It was the talk of the locker room! You really should pay attention to the going-ons on at Clash! There are so many D E T A I L S you’ve been missing!Jimmy Garcia: One thing I didn’t miss -- HOT DAMN! That pele kick from Addy’s boot just chipped one of Adler’s teeth out!Cassidy Adler tastes a bit of blood drawing from his mouth, and Addy continues the assault. She drops an axehandle on the back of his neck, before dropping him with a running bulldog! Jimmy Garcia: Obviously, the time away from the ring has left Adler a little rusty, but the time away has lit a fire under Addy’s behind!Jaice Wilds: Only a two on that pin attempt, Jimmy. Maybe Cassidy can turn it around here!Adler reverses a whip to the ropes and on Addy’s return, tries to leap frog her. But Addy, using Adler’s own jump, upends him viciously and he lands right on his face again! Jaice Wilds: More blood!Jimmy Garcia: That’s his moneymaker, Jaice! Adelaide Ainsworth connects with a floatover suplex, wasting no time scaling the top rope. She connects with the Aussie Kiss, the split legged leg drop and hooks a leg! 1… 2… 3!!! Jimmy Garcia: Dominating win here by Adelaide Ainsworth! She really needed that one! Jaice Wilds: There might not have been any stakes in this one, but this certainly positions Addy Ainsworth for an electric start to 2021! Jimmy Garcia: You just know this young lady is fighting for reasons that extend beyond wrestling, and taking out a former Tag Team Champion without ever looking vulnerable… this was a statement win, for sure!
Jaice Wilds: 2021 is going to be a huge year for Addy A, I can see it! I've been a fan of hers ya know! I can see a singles Championship in her future.. her very near future!
We take a commercial break.
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Post by Action Reel on Dec 23, 2020 23:06:39 GMT -5
Cage Match Jax & Bax vs. The Following(c)
Jimmy Garcia: Welcome back to Christmas Chaos in Kentucky and up next it's our MAAAAIN EVENT!Jaice Wilds: The Tag Team Championships are on the line in a steeeeel cage!We see them setting the cage down on the apron. It's the steel chainlink cage coming down on the apron and the ref is getting in position for the door. The cage has no roof. Jimmy Garcia: As you can see, no roof on this cage and it's escape! Pin! or Submission!Jaice Wilds: What an opportunity for Jacks & Bax!The Streets big single hits the airwaves and the crowd begins to pop as Jackson strolls out and Baxter jogs out behind him hopping up and down. They pound a fist, high five, then pound fists one more time and rub their mustaches and beards and make their way down the ramp. They high five some fans.. Adilene Floyd: From London, England, they're the British Bombers Miller Jackson and Kevin Baxter, they're JACKS AND BAX! Baxter and Jackson climb up the steps and into the steel cage. Jaice Wilds: This new tag team could be walking out tonight as Tag Team Champions!Jimmy Garcia: Yeah, but the Tag Team Champions are the best of the business! The Following has a #1 contendership match on the horizon, CJ Phoenix performed well in the CruiserHavoc, and Dandy and Kemp are the most consistent winning tag team in this business!Jaice Wilds: You're right, its hard to argue against that! I still think they're up to somethinggg!The lights in the arena dampen to a soft black as purple spotlights and flashing bulbs erupt on the stage. “New Dominion” by BASK hits the speakers and the crowd roars with a smatter of cheers and boos. As the flashes calm, the purple spotlights rest on the curtain. Kyle Kemp and Dandy Divito stand on the small stage and put out their hands as the crowd responds. They walk down the ramp with their Tag Team Championships. Adilene Floyd: On their way to the ring, the team of Kyle Kemp, Dandy DiVito.. THE FOLLLOOOWWWINNGGGG!! Jimmy Garcia: Dandy and Kemp! So confident, so prideful, they are the Tag Team Champions!They climb into the cage as they leave their belts with the official. BAXTER AND JACKSON ATTACK DANDY AND KEMP RIGHT OFF THE BAT! DING DING DING Jimmy Garcia: Well here we go!!Baxter throws Kemp into the ropes and hits a clothesline sending him straight down! He hits a back splash onto Kemp right away! Jackson is punching away at Dandy in the corner! He picks up Dandy on his shoulders and turns and throws him head first into the cage wall! Jaice Wilds: The cage coming into play right away! Baxter and Jackson lift Kemp up and whip him into the corner where Baxter hits a running clothesline and then whips him into Jackson who picks him up on his shoulders and turns and Baxter hits a running jumping knee to Kemps head and Jackson front flips into a senton slamming Kemp onto the canvas! Jimmy Garcia: Bax and Jackson looking great!Bax turns around and Dandy hits him from behind! He throws Baxter into the cage wall! Baxter kneels down as Dandy gets hit from Jackson! Jackson whips Dandy into the ropes but Jackson goes for a crossbody and Dandy catches him, then powerslams him down! Jackson stumbles up and goes for a clothesline but Dandy ducks and Jackson crashes into Baxter crashing into the cage wall! Jaice Wilds: This cage match keeping the action in the ring, but the cage wall is unforgiving!Jackson turns around and Dandy whips him into the corner where Dandy walks over and pokes him in the eyes! He bites his nose and Jackson shoves him off but Kemp rushes in and hits a forearm on Jackson! Kemp smashes the head into the cage and Dandy and Kemp pick up Jackson and hit a back suplex at the same time! Jimmy Garcia: Nice backsuplex!Baxter stomps on Dandys chest! He taunts and turns around and Kemp picks up Baxter on his shoulders and goes for Justice but Baxter slips out of the hold and shoves Kemp into the turnbuckles! Baxter follows him in and picks him up to the turnbuckles and sits him up! Kemp kicks Baxter off! Kemp jumps up to the turnbuckles and jumps onto the top of the cage! Jaice Wilds: He's trying to win the match!Baxter jumps up on the turnbuckles and grabs Kemp as Kemp turns around to climb down but Baxter grabs the head of Kemp keeping him on this side of the cage! Dandy gets up and walks over and hits Baxter in the back! He turns around and gets underneath him! Dandy hits a powerbomb on Baxter as Baxter suplexes Kemp off the top of the cage!! Jimmy Garcia: OHHHH WOW!! UNBELIEVABLE!!Dandy gets up and tries to tend to Kemp and wake him up! Dandy kneels up and Jackson hits a kick to Dandy! He hits another kick but Dandy blocks it and shoves Jackson into the cage! Dandy hits THE STUNNER!! Jackson is out! Jimmy Garcia: Wow! Carnage Stunner puts Jackson down!Baxter starts to stumble up and Dandy goes for a stunner but Baxter shoves Dandy into the cage wall and hits a forearm to the back! Baxter turns around and dives to the cage door! The ref opens it and Baxter slides out of the ring! Jaice Wilds: Hey, he's out of the cage!Baxter is celebrating but both men have to leave the cage or 1 pinfall or submission, so Baxter realizes he can't get back in! Jackson tries to get up but Kemp is up first and starts to climb the cage! Kemp climbs up to the top of the cage and turns himself and starts to climb down! Baxter rushes over to Kemp but Dandy is moving towards the door! Baxter rushes back to the door of the cage as Kemp jumps down to the mats! Jackson is climbing up the cage as Dandy is going towards the door but Baxter is swinging it open and closed ready to use it as a weapon! Jaice Wilds: Kemp and Baxter have left the cage! It's up to Dandy and Jackson!Jackson is on the top of the cage and climbing down but Kemp is underneath him and swinging at him! Jackson keeps trying to climb down and Kemp puts him on his shoulders! Jaice Wilds: Jackson has to touch the ground!Kemp won't let him down and Baxter rushes over and is hitting punches on Kemp in the ribs! Jimmy Garcia: BODY SHOTS!! DAMN!!Kemp keeps Jackson on his shoulders eating the body shots as Dandy is on the other side of the ring climbing down! Chase Jackson rushes down the ramp as Dandy jumps down off the cage!! Dandy touches the floor! DING DING DING Jaice Wilds: The Following retain the Tag Team Championships!Chase grabs the Tag belts and helps Dandy up! They rush over to the other side of the ring where Kemp drops Jackson and Chase Jackson throws Jackson into the guard rail! Baxter turns around and Dandy smashes a Tag Team belt to his face! Jimmy Garcia: What a title shot! ha!Chase Jackson gets with Dandy and Kemp and they embrace as they walk to the ramp and head back up. Jimmy Garcia: They retain the Tag Team Championships, and The Following have so much momentum going into 2021!They're on the ramp as Wesley appears and CJ Phoenix appear on the ramp and the entire Following are posing on the stage! Jaice Wilds: Damn! The Following are getting powerful! Things can really change on January 4th, right?Jimmy Garcia: Absolutely! Don't forget, after they defeated the Cruiserweight Tag Team Champions the HR Department attacked them! Following haven't forgot that, I guarantee it!Dandy calls for a microphone and he lifts it up to speak as the crowd goes ape shit. He breathes heavily into the mic for a moment, still working to catch his breath from the match. Dandy DiVito: This fuckin’ comp’ny’s on notice. Me, Kemp, the rest a’ The Followin’, we ain’t comin’ fo’ blood. Philador’s fuckin’ HR Department kicked the fuckin’ hornet’s nest at Super Clash, an’ when Jan. 4 rolls aroun’, them mo’fuckas is gonna get fuckin’ stung, ‘cause me an’ Kemp ain’t gonna take they bullshit layin’ down. Nah, nah, nah, son.Dandy pauses as the crowd pops big. Dandy DiVito: On January 4, them sons a’ bitches is gon’ get what they thought they wanted - a match ‘gainst me an’ Kemp - and they gon’ find out that they also getting what they never imagined - the kinda asswhoopin’ that makes a man realize the light he been seein’ at the end a’ the tunnel is just a fuckin’ train.The crowd cheers. Dandy DiVito: But 2021 ain’t just the year where Kemp an’ Dandy continue to be the fuckin’ class a’ the tag division, oh no, y’all. 2021 is the fuckin’ year of The Followin’! Chase is gon’ prove that he one a’ the mos’ important parts of this organization. CJ’s gon’ show the world what he been learnin’ an’ have the best fuckin’ year of he whole ass career. And Wes? Well, Wes is gon’ bring that big gold belt back home to the fuckin’ compound. The Followin’ ain’t here to fuckin’ roll ova an’ die. We ain’t here ta play nice. We ain’t here to make friends. We here to be better today than we was yesterday, an’ fo’ us, that’s the exclusive fuckin’ agenda EVERY! FUCKIN’. DAY.The members of The Following all pose immediately behind Dandy with their right hands held high in the air, palms opened to the crowd. Dandy DiVito: We the best fuckin’ thing goin’ in Action Wrestlin. In the new year, if y’all in them stands wanna know what the most important shit in the wrestlin’ world is, y’all just gon’ havta Follow The Followin’.The Following’s theme plays as Dandy drops the mic and joins his brothers in holding his right hand in the air. Christmas Chaos in Kentucky slowly fades out.
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