Post by Sara Pettis on Dec 19, 2020 1:18:59 GMT -5
Look who got cleared for CruiserHavoc_3!
I have battled a team of doctors since XIII just to find my way back to you, the loyal viewers of Action Wrestling!
When I was assaulted at XIII, you were as helpless as I was.
Do you know who wasn't helpless?
That attack happened mostly off camera. Production cut away and security could have stepped in. Instead… they stood back and stood by.
I was attacked after the last CruiserHavoc. Nobody intervened.
My husband was murdered at Chaos. Nobody intervened.
Should I blame Jaice Wilds and his child army? Is that still a thing?
I haven’t kept up with CruiserClash as of late. My contract doesn’t demand a lot from me… until now… I'm often called upon to fill up space in a multi-person match.
Looks like mama has some boots to lace up.
CruiserHavoc_3 emanates from Madison Square Garden!
THAT’S A THIRTY MINUTE DRIVE FOR ME!
Thirty plus superstars will have the chance to be the face of the lowest rated weekly show in Action Wrestling, which is constantly downplayed and seen as the land of misfit toys… despite collectively having the most talent between the two distinct brands. This match itself is such a spectacle that it's attracted ZMAC and Max Daemon!
These are dream opponents… for my late husband. He and ZMAC were two haunted ships passing in the night. A couple of star-crossed haters. I volunteer as tribute to wreck the coked-up madman and send him back to "THE" roster where he feels safe.
As for Max, well, he's only the Pure Champion because the REAL Pure Championship has not left the shadow box on my daughter's wall. My dearly departed would have loved to show this kid what a REAL Pure Champion looks like.
Alex Scott, Flop and Azurine Vebbins walk into a bar.
There's no punchline.
They're the joke.
This is a different route to take for the Child of Fate.
Don't get used to it.
I won't be around much longer.
Sierra Silver, you're my odds-on favorite to win this match. Sure, you're entering last… but you could enter first and still go the distance. There is no limit to what you'll achieve in this business.
Stella Slater… you're either on your way to being the next Sierra Silver… or I'm just a fan of alliteration.
Nidrah is in this match?!
Alice… we got off on the wrong foot. Thanks for clearing up the concerns I had about those pics on my his phone. Also, now that you've got my number… I'm not opposed to receiving the same kind of pics...
I'm hopeful to share the ring with some of you again: Orret, CJ, Reo, Teo, Karlie, Trey, Jim. We’ve had brief interactions this year… and there's just so much potential to create memorable moments with each of you. Given more time than the circumstances of this match allow… I believe the fans would be grateful for the kind of masterpiece we could paint before their eyes.
I didn't forget about you, J.C. Keeton.
Go fuck yourself.
There are a few competitors I am unfamiliar with. Shane Lang, Andy Johnson, Vivian Rae Cyrus, Sebastian Watson, Randy Seel, Soldier Fortune, Konnie Raab, Voided, Koala. My apologies for not following your individual works. Normally I do my best to praise my opponents but… I just don't know any of you.
Don't think you're getting off easy, Spayde Martinez. You tried to cripple me. You failed to cripple me. Want to take another crack at it, bitch? I'm not hard to find. Apparently I'm an easy target. Next time, you better not miss… or it'll be your last of a laundry list of mistakes.
A few others from other feds?
And then there's Kaz Mazy. Virtually unbeatable. Undisputed face of the brand. You've done an outstanding job steering this ship away from jagged rocks. Enjoy these last few days. I'll be the siren who shipwrecks your epic voyage.
This is the final one, folks.
I plan on going out as Cruiserweight Champion.
Someone stop me.
I dare you.
I double dog dare you.
P.S. YEP I BEEN DRINKIN' GIRRRL!!!