How Sierra Stole CruiserHavoc!
Dec 18, 2020 20:13:12 GMT -5
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Post by Sierra Silver on Dec 18, 2020 20:13:12 GMT -5
We find Sierra Silver staring hard into our souls. Her hair is wild and all over the place. She wanted to wear some sort of war facepaint but she got bored and painted a cat instead.
She stares hard for a little bit but soon, she breaks out into a playful smile.
Henlo! It is I, the ADub Women’s Bruuuuuuuiserweight champion! The greatest supervillain OF ALL TIME! The FINAL entrant in this year’s CruiserHavoc Rumble!!! It’s Sierra Silver! Me, it’s me. Sierra.
I’m Sierra…
...
...Anywhale! If you’ve paid any attention to me over the last year, you’d know it’s been a VERY up and down year. I couldn’t find a job, I won a tournament and a championship! I got hired by Action and almost got cut a few months later because I wasn’t being used… I find a boyfriend! He and I get a tag title shot! We lose and he leaves me… That part made me sad…
Then there was that part with Walter using me as a human lawn dart...
But! Butbutbut! Then I won a big four-way and earned myself the coveted final entry into CruiserHavoc Tres! Things are finally coming up Sierra!
And now I’m gonna end the year super duper strong by winning the whole shebang and becoming the first female CDub champ in two HECKIN years! Eat ya heart out, Ms. Monster!!!
But! Any supervillain knows you can’t just run into battle without thoughtful thought and strategic strategy! That’s why I have come up with a masterful plan to winning this big bad battle royal! And here it is!
Sierra runs offscreen for a moment and comes back wheeling a big whiteboard behind her. On the board, in black dry-erase marker, reads “SIERRA’S EVIL PLOT”. An arrow points to a big stick figure, holding up a crude championship belt, drawn in pink, that reads “SIERRA”. Another arrow points to a pile of smaller figures below it that reads “A BUNCHA NERDS”. Sierra presents the board with a sweeping TA-DA gesture.
BEHOLD! Sierra’s plot to winning CruiserHavoc Tres and claiming the CDub title in the name of EEEEEVIL!
She wrings her hands like a cartoon supervillain as she speaks.
Sierra, that’s me, has been overlooked and underappreciated for too long now! You can have your space cowboys and Gents and… whatever Jim Mud is… but you cannot look past me any HECKIN longer! I’ve shown everyone why I wanna be here, why I deserve to be here! The man tried to hold ya girl down but I kept coming back and I keep winning! Despite creepy vampires stabbing my friend, despite Flop stalking me, despite being abandoned by my tag team partner after our first tag title match, I persevere!
Sierra shakes her head, her wild hair swooshing from side to side.
For realsies, though. I’ve spent the last few weeks all up in my feels after Richard left me. Aside from being broken up with in a way that’s somehow worse than through text... I was worried I wouldn’t be able to bounce back in the ring because I thought I needed someone to have my back, whether it was Tommy or Richie… I was kinda scared…
She sighs.
BUT THEN I REALIZED THAT WAS DUMB!!! I’m the greatest supervillain of all time, whether I have my evil partner in crime, Tommy Boi, or an evil partner in life! I showed everyone in the Tournament of Mystery that I shouldn’t be overlooked and now I’m gonna do the exact same thing in this here rumble!
So keep your Raijins, Slaters, and Vebbins! Alice, Karlie, and Konrad! ...Wait is he actually sticking around this time? No? Okay. Anyways! Anyone who steps into that rumble before I do, I’m gonna beat ya!
Richie may have broken my heart… But that’s bad news for all y’all! Because now? I’m gonna break ya faces! Bet!!!
You can call me a loser, you can call me a child, you can call me whatever you dang well PLEASE. But after this loser kid beats all your booties and WINS that rumble, when she WINS that title, you’ll have no choice but to call me
She stares hard for a little bit but soon, she breaks out into a playful smile.
Henlo! It is I, the ADub Women’s Bruuuuuuuiserweight champion! The greatest supervillain OF ALL TIME! The FINAL entrant in this year’s CruiserHavoc Rumble!!! It’s Sierra Silver! Me, it’s me. Sierra.
I’m Sierra…
...
...Anywhale! If you’ve paid any attention to me over the last year, you’d know it’s been a VERY up and down year. I couldn’t find a job, I won a tournament and a championship! I got hired by Action and almost got cut a few months later because I wasn’t being used… I find a boyfriend! He and I get a tag title shot! We lose and he leaves me… That part made me sad…
Then there was that part with Walter using me as a human lawn dart...
But! Butbutbut! Then I won a big four-way and earned myself the coveted final entry into CruiserHavoc Tres! Things are finally coming up Sierra!
And now I’m gonna end the year super duper strong by winning the whole shebang and becoming the first female CDub champ in two HECKIN years! Eat ya heart out, Ms. Monster!!!
But! Any supervillain knows you can’t just run into battle without thoughtful thought and strategic strategy! That’s why I have come up with a masterful plan to winning this big bad battle royal! And here it is!
Sierra runs offscreen for a moment and comes back wheeling a big whiteboard behind her. On the board, in black dry-erase marker, reads “SIERRA’S EVIL PLOT”. An arrow points to a big stick figure, holding up a crude championship belt, drawn in pink, that reads “SIERRA”. Another arrow points to a pile of smaller figures below it that reads “A BUNCHA NERDS”. Sierra presents the board with a sweeping TA-DA gesture.
BEHOLD! Sierra’s plot to winning CruiserHavoc Tres and claiming the CDub title in the name of EEEEEVIL!
She wrings her hands like a cartoon supervillain as she speaks.
Sierra, that’s me, has been overlooked and underappreciated for too long now! You can have your space cowboys and Gents and… whatever Jim Mud is… but you cannot look past me any HECKIN longer! I’ve shown everyone why I wanna be here, why I deserve to be here! The man tried to hold ya girl down but I kept coming back and I keep winning! Despite creepy vampires stabbing my friend, despite Flop stalking me, despite being abandoned by my tag team partner after our first tag title match, I persevere!
Sierra shakes her head, her wild hair swooshing from side to side.
For realsies, though. I’ve spent the last few weeks all up in my feels after Richard left me. Aside from being broken up with in a way that’s somehow worse than through text... I was worried I wouldn’t be able to bounce back in the ring because I thought I needed someone to have my back, whether it was Tommy or Richie… I was kinda scared…
She sighs.
BUT THEN I REALIZED THAT WAS DUMB!!! I’m the greatest supervillain of all time, whether I have my evil partner in crime, Tommy Boi, or an evil partner in life! I showed everyone in the Tournament of Mystery that I shouldn’t be overlooked and now I’m gonna do the exact same thing in this here rumble!
So keep your Raijins, Slaters, and Vebbins! Alice, Karlie, and Konrad! ...Wait is he actually sticking around this time? No? Okay. Anyways! Anyone who steps into that rumble before I do, I’m gonna beat ya!
Richie may have broken my heart… But that’s bad news for all y’all! Because now? I’m gonna break ya faces! Bet!!!
You can call me a loser, you can call me a child, you can call me whatever you dang well PLEASE. But after this loser kid beats all your booties and WINS that rumble, when she WINS that title, you’ll have no choice but to call me
SIERRA
HECK’N
CHAMPION!!!!