Trigger Happy CruiserHavoc
Dec 17, 2020 3:40:14 GMT -5
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Post by CJ Phoenix on Dec 17, 2020 3:40:14 GMT -5
There have been no sightings of CJ Phoenix this week as he is undergoing training for things far beyond human comprehension. In his absence, Kaiyah called up one of the camera crews and gave them an envelope titled "CruiserHavoc" with "read me out loud" written under the title. It contained a poem that CJ had written. As soon as they got the chance, they opened the envelope and one of them began to read it aloud.
Imagine a world where the sun rises at night
With a radiant glow of darkness blessing the land
It sounds insane, but so does the CruiserHavoc Rumble
Loads of people looking to make a name for themselves
Lusting after the spotlight or whatever selfish ambition they have
Be that as it may, only one may emerge victorious
Reigning supreme as Champion of the Cruiserweights
If only it were as simple as they want you to believe
No matter how much experience they may or may not have in the ring
Getting a win here requires much more than just skill
For this calamity is about luck, strategy, timing, and....
Opportunity and who can make the most of it
Reality starts to set in afterwards
Truth is, very few ACTUALLY prioritize winning this match
Hierarchy placement is what they truly seek
They learn their pecking order and challenge those in their tier
Hoping for a heated rivalry that will elevate their careers
Every one of them will try to squeeze into the spotlight
Meanwhile, I'll be perched upon the compound as champion
Overlooking the dismal world below
"Save us from this corrupted hope!" They shout
"Take us away from this fallacy of despair!"
Dearest friends, I am here for you.
Even those who oppose me and wish to see me fail
Shall have their eyes on me as champion
Perfect, as I have already had my eyes on them
All of their matches, all of their movements
I would drop names, but that would be pointless
Random chance could see those I mentioned be eliminated before I arrive
Instead, I will clear out my mind
No past animosities or atrocities shall be present
Glowing darkness I shall become
Look upon the blackened sun as it blesses the land
You can feel the heat of my aura from the cheap seats
BURNING away the false hopes my adversaries have at victory
Ensuring they know that my success is inevitable
And when I am crowned Champion of the Cruiserweights, I shall uplift you all
United we shall stand in TRUE HARMONY
There will be those against my vision as soon-to-be-champion, however
Imbeciles that chase after me, not realizing that chasing me means that they're.....
FOLLOWING....in every one of my footsteps
Ultimately falling into a trap that set itself
Leaving them in a loop of frustration and confusion
Each of them now waiting to be guided by the strings that I pull
Venturing as far as I feel like taking them
Eventually, you'll all realize I live rent-free in everyone's minds
No matter who enters when in the match
They will all leave empty handed
Of course, I will allow them their time in the brawl to shine
For I am a generous friend and selfless emperor
All of your hope, and your despair, empowers me with immortality
Look deep within yourselves, and you'll realize this
Loathe me or love me, none of you will be above me
The time is approaching, the skies are changing
I am the sun that rises at night
Morning, midday, or midnight, know that I am always watching
Everyone....always....watching...over...you
The driver of the crew stops at a red light as they all look baffled.
Cameraman: What. The. Hell???
Driver: I told you he's lost his mind.
Cameraman: Is he really watching us? Like right now?
Driver: He can't be...right?
Cameraman: I guess not? What do you think, newbie?
The cameraman looks back at an intern sitting in the back seat. The young lady looks lost at him.
Intern: I don't know.
He shrugs and turns away. The light turns green. While the guys up front continue talking, a smile grows on the intern's face.
Imagine a world where the sun rises at night
With a radiant glow of darkness blessing the land
It sounds insane, but so does the CruiserHavoc Rumble
Loads of people looking to make a name for themselves
Lusting after the spotlight or whatever selfish ambition they have
Be that as it may, only one may emerge victorious
Reigning supreme as Champion of the Cruiserweights
If only it were as simple as they want you to believe
No matter how much experience they may or may not have in the ring
Getting a win here requires much more than just skill
For this calamity is about luck, strategy, timing, and....
Opportunity and who can make the most of it
Reality starts to set in afterwards
Truth is, very few ACTUALLY prioritize winning this match
Hierarchy placement is what they truly seek
They learn their pecking order and challenge those in their tier
Hoping for a heated rivalry that will elevate their careers
Every one of them will try to squeeze into the spotlight
Meanwhile, I'll be perched upon the compound as champion
Overlooking the dismal world below
"Save us from this corrupted hope!" They shout
"Take us away from this fallacy of despair!"
Dearest friends, I am here for you.
Even those who oppose me and wish to see me fail
Shall have their eyes on me as champion
Perfect, as I have already had my eyes on them
All of their matches, all of their movements
I would drop names, but that would be pointless
Random chance could see those I mentioned be eliminated before I arrive
Instead, I will clear out my mind
No past animosities or atrocities shall be present
Glowing darkness I shall become
Look upon the blackened sun as it blesses the land
You can feel the heat of my aura from the cheap seats
BURNING away the false hopes my adversaries have at victory
Ensuring they know that my success is inevitable
And when I am crowned Champion of the Cruiserweights, I shall uplift you all
United we shall stand in TRUE HARMONY
There will be those against my vision as soon-to-be-champion, however
Imbeciles that chase after me, not realizing that chasing me means that they're.....
FOLLOWING....in every one of my footsteps
Ultimately falling into a trap that set itself
Leaving them in a loop of frustration and confusion
Each of them now waiting to be guided by the strings that I pull
Venturing as far as I feel like taking them
Eventually, you'll all realize I live rent-free in everyone's minds
No matter who enters when in the match
They will all leave empty handed
Of course, I will allow them their time in the brawl to shine
For I am a generous friend and selfless emperor
All of your hope, and your despair, empowers me with immortality
Look deep within yourselves, and you'll realize this
Loathe me or love me, none of you will be above me
The time is approaching, the skies are changing
I am the sun that rises at night
Morning, midday, or midnight, know that I am always watching
Everyone....always....watching...over...you
The driver of the crew stops at a red light as they all look baffled.
Cameraman: What. The. Hell???
Driver: I told you he's lost his mind.
Cameraman: Is he really watching us? Like right now?
Driver: He can't be...right?
Cameraman: I guess not? What do you think, newbie?
The cameraman looks back at an intern sitting in the back seat. The young lady looks lost at him.
Intern: I don't know.
He shrugs and turns away. The light turns green. While the guys up front continue talking, a smile grows on the intern's face.