(4/24/17) Beyond Dec 17, 2020 1:39:27 GMT -5
Post by Action Reel on Dec 17, 2020 1:39:27 GMT -5
2017 Crow Cup Battle Royal
Defenestration Jones vs Logan Burgess vs Hunter Updegraff vs. Damien Kingston vs Petrov 2.0 vs Eric Edge vs Stevie Mayhem vs Bad News Brawler vs Karlie Nash vs Biff Mustache vs Tom LoBiondo vs Hajeet
Gravedigger: There it is, boys!
Jimmy Garcia: That trophy looks incredible, great reward modeled after a true pioneer!
Sebastian Reid: Indeed, one of the twelve competitors in this match will walk away as the inaugural winner of the Crow Cup!
Taylor Lorde: The following is the 2017 Crow Cup Battle Royal!
The thousands of fans packed inside Wembley Stadium are screaming their collective heads off and chanting “UCI!” as Taylor stands center of the ring smiling. The camera cuts toward the ramp as Epic by Faith No More begins to play and many of the participant in the inaugural battle royal make their way down to the ring. This includes Logan Burgess, Hunter Updegraff, Damien Kingston, Petrov 2.0, Eric Edge, Stevie Mayhem, Bad News Brawler, Tom LoBiondo, and Hajeet.
Jimmy Garcia: The hype is building quickly in London!
Sebastian Reid: No kidding. I’ve never seen a crowd like this!
The fans inside Wembley Stadium, look on as a group of attractive mature ladies steps on the stage, they form a line, The fans continue to wonder what is going on, suddenly the line opens and Karlie Nash steps through with a cougar on each arm, as AC/DC’s War Machine begins to play.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing from, St. Paul Minnesota, weighing in at 172 lbs, The Cougar Hunter, Karlie Nash.
Gravedigger: Looks like a Hillary rally.
Jimmy Garcia: We’re going to have some issues with you on this new network, aren’t we?..
Karlie soaks in the reaction of the crowd, then makes her way to the ring, the two cougars step on the ring apron and pose, Karlie walks up the stairs and climbs the ropes and flashes the English crowd a loser sign, she then walks the apron, and the cougars open the ropes for her to enter the ring, Karlie kisses the two cougars on the hand and the step down and walk back to the stage. Karlie stands in the middle of the ring as Lacey enters the ring and stands behind Karlie. Karlie unzips her jacket, and Lacey removes it, Karlie turned and gave Lacey a kiss and she exits the ring. Karlie walks to a corner and waits for the next competitor the enter.
Trampled Underfoot by Led Zepplin plays out as Biff Mustache makes his way down the ring, taking breaks in his strut to turn and wink at women both young and old.
Sebastian Reid: Certainly not short on confidence.
Gravedigger: Someone’s taking a mustache ride tonight!
Biff steps through the ropes, violating the ring with the stench of Drakkar Noir that seems to have been used in excess.
Jimmy Garcia: You can smell him from here!
Gravedigger: That’s the smell of manliness, Jimmy!
The lights briefly flicker as the vocal intro to Ciara's version of "Paint It, Black" begins. Multicolored lasers play across the darkened stage when the music kicks in.
I see a red door, and....
A figure appears on the stage, silhouetted against the InfiniTron as it comes to life with the image of a thick pane of glass.
....I want it painted black.
On screen, the glass is struck by some unseen force as the drumbeat joins in, shattering in slow motion. The stage lights brighten progressively as the 'Tron shuts off again, until Defenestration Jones is fully illuminated, the light reflecting off her gold-and-black singlet. Her lip curls in a sneer of disdain for the fans as she slowly raises a fist into the air. Boos rain down from the crowd, fueling her as she stalks down the aisle with an arrogant swagger. She climbs the steps, crosses the ring, and perches on the turnbuckles. Jones lifts her chin proudly, and winglike spreads her arms to receive the crowd's malediction, a cocky smirk on her lips.
Sebastian Reid: One of these twelve will kickoff Beyond with a huge win!
DING DING DING!!
Jimmy Garcia: Classic battle royal action with some clusterf*** brawling straight away!
Gravedigger: Petrov 2.0 picking Nash up, Fuck You powerbomb on the way perhaps.
Sebastian Reid: Karlie hanging on, striking away at Petrov’s face.
Jimmy Garcia: They spill towards the ropes here!
Gravedigger: Karlie with the legs wrapped, pulling Petrov down.
Sebastian Reid: Hurricanrana type strategy there and Petrov is the first to go!
Jimmy Garcia: There’s the first, Karlie Nash on the apron with the rest fighting!
Gravedigger: Not much wiggle room for recovery there though. She’d be wise to get back in the ring.
Sebastian Reid: Speaking of, here’s the Barbed Wire Bastards on the offensive towards Nash!
Jimmy Garcia: Double clothesline, trying to eliminate UCI’s resident hockey player!
Gravedigger: Rope pulled down, Nash dipping below here as both Stevie Mayhem and Eric Edge are eliminated!
Sebastian Reid: Wow, that’s three eliminations for Karlie Nash right away!
Jimmy Garcia: Nash rolling back in under the bottom rope here and Stevie and Eric don’t seem too pleased with their quick exits!
Gravedigger: Tom LoBiondo after Jones, some big knees to the gut!
Sebastian Reid: Defenestration Jones is a big threat in this one and LoBiondo recognizes that.
Jimmy Garcia: Spinning kick to the gut from LoBiondo as well, running back now.
Gravedigger: He wants the elimination on Jones early.
Sebastian Reid: Knee attempt here!
Jimmy Garcia: Sidestep from Jones and just like that Tom LoBiondo is eliminated!
Gravedigger: Trimmed down to eight competitors in the opening minutes here.
Sebastian Reid: With the ring overcrowded as it is, you’ll get these early elimination situations.
Jimmy Garcia: Logan Burgess and The Biffster squaring off on the opposite side of the ring from us now!
Gravedigger: Burgess dipping behind, German suplex position.
Sebastian Reid: Biff on his feet behind Logan though.
Jimmy Garcia: Logan eats a boot and he’s gone as well!
Gravedigger: Biff not in the position right now though with Hajeet behind him.
Sebastian Reid: MEET MY KNEES!
Jimmy Garcia: You feel a little PTSD with that one, Digger?
Gravedigger: You shut your mouth.
Sebastian Reid: Mustache still in the matchup though.
Jimmy Garcia: Brawler flipping Hajeet out of this one, quick elimination out of nowhere!
Gravedigger: We’re down to six already?!
Sebastian Reid: With the ring clearing out, expect things to slow down a bit for sure.
Jimmy Garcia: Brawler, Kingston, Jones, Biff, Hunter, and Nash remain!
Gravedigger: Looks like we’re down to five as Hunter Updegraff throws Bad News Brawler out!
Sebastian Reid: Kingston with the arm wrapped under the neck of Defenestration Jones.
Jimmy Garcia: Jones lifting Kingston up, trying to drop him to the outside!
Gravedigger: Jones dropped neck first onto that rope though as Kingston balances on the outside.
Sebastian Reid: Kingston turned around now.
Jimmy Garcia: Big dropkick from Jones and Kingston falls to the outside!
Gravedigger: Final four! Only Hunter Updegraff, Defenestration Jones, Biff Mustache, and Karlie Nash remain!
Sebastian Reid: Defenstration Jones brawling with Mustache as we see Updegraff hitting Nash with some solid standing headbutts here.
Jimmy Garcia: Hunter pulling Karlie in!
Gravedigger: Clothesline from Hell from Nash!
Sebastian Reid: Make that four eliminations for her!
Jimmy Garcia: Absolutely dominant in this match!
Gravedigger: Mustache whipped into the turnbuckle by Jones, shoulder to the midsection follow that up.
Sebastian Reid: Here comes Nash after her though, looking for a fifth elimination tonight!
Jimmy Garcia: Nash spinning Jones around, kick to the gut to set up the Upper Body Injury!
Gravedigger: Jones planting her feet as Nash is launched over the top!
Sebastian Reid: Nash clinging onto that top rope.
Jimmy Garcia: Step up enzuigiri!
Gravedigger: Jones to her feet and it’s down to the final tw-
Sebastian Reid: NO WAY!
Jimmy Garcia: Biff from behind! He lifted Jones out!
DING DING DING!!
Taylor Lorde: The winner of the 2017 Crow Cup Battle Royal, Biff Mustache!!
Gravedigger: That’s seizing opportunity!
Sebastian Reid: Biff overcome with joy right now!
Jimmy Garcia: Of course, he’s the inaugural winner of what is sure to be a big time tradition for years to come!
Gravedigger: Jones not looking thrilled with that one, but Mustache surely is as he rolls out towards his prize!
Sebastian Reid: What a sight!
Jimmy Garcia: Biff clinging to the trophy right now, that’s pure pride, ladies and gents!
UCI Rising Stars Championship
Steel Cage Match
Psychopomp © vs Joe Smarts
Taylor Lorde: The following is the Rising Stars title match! Introducing first the challenger. Joe Smarts!
The opening beats of 'Catgroove' plays throughout the arena as the crowd goes silent. As the music continues, a faint voice echoes around the arena. The only words that are understandable are
'Dams it, the mic is toos quiet.'
Then a deafening voice can be heard over the arena saying
'HERE COME... OH FUCKS, IT TOOS LOUD!!!'
Finally, as the final part of the opening beats of Catgroove plays, a reasonably loud microphone can be heard throughout the arena.
'Here come the World Smartsest Man, Captain Bruddahhood, JOE SMAAAAAARTS!!!!
Then the crowd realises that Joe fiddled with the mic volume, and they cheer out loud when he struts out on stage, doing a Scotty 2 Hotty dance down, I suppose, as the main part of Catgroove plays.
Joe climbs up the steps, and falls over the ropes into the ring. He then taps his head, as he fails to try and display his 'intelligence'.
Taylor Lorde: And Introducing the Cham…
Sebastian Reid: Oh no! The champion Psychopomp just blindsided Joe Smarts, hitting him with the Rising stars title!
Gravedigger: Yes! Fuck yes!
Jimmy Garcia: And now the cage is lowering, this doesn't look good.
Pomp picks up the man and slams his face into the cage, then grinds it into the mesh until Smarts face splits open. The brotherhood member then sets his former member up in a powerbomb, bringing the man down back first into the cage.
Sebastian Reid: Psychopomp dominating this match, I mean he did sucker punch Smarts but ya.
Jimmy Garcia: The Champ locks in the Hands of faith, but you can't win by submission.
Gravedigger: Are you fucking stupid? This isn't about winning or retaining the title. It's about inflicting pain Jimmy.
Pomp keeps ahold of the submission for many long minutes as blood pours down the challengers face. Finally the champ releases the hold and looks to the top of the cage. The crowd boos and throws shit at the cage as Pomp climbs to the top.
Sebastian Reid: Pomp is at the top now.
Gravedigger: Climb over you idiot! Why are you standing!
Jimmy Garcia: OH NO! Psychopomp just leapt off the top of the 20 foot cage and landed a devastating flying head butt onto the already destroyed Joe smarts!
Pomp flounders around, pain searing through his head. Joe’s lifeless body just lays there bleeding out as Pomp crawls to the cage and pulls himself up.
Jimmy Garcia: Pomp Slowly trying to climb the cage again.
Gravedigger: The idiot took too much time though. Joe is stirring!
Pomp is about half way up when a bloodied Joe gets to him.
Sebastian Reid: Both men at the top of the cage now!
Jimmy Garcia: Smarts with some offense finally, but I believe he is too late?
Gravedigger: What the fuck is that idiot doing? He is pushing the champ out of the cage!
Joe pushes Psychopomp out of the cage. As the champs body lands hard on the concrete floor, A bloody Joe is celebrating what he thinks is his victory.
Gravedigger: Psychopomp Wins, but this fucking idiot thinks he is the new champion. We better cut to commercial while we get that fucking idiot out of the ring.
Bolas de Arana vs Kuno Kenji
A loud, high-pitched "Nyaaaa!~" echoes over the PA system, causing the women and children, (and a few very weird adult men), to squeal in delight.
Tokameki Poporon starts playing as soft lights in baby blue, white and pink illuminate the entire arena, matching the colors on Kuno's tights as he walks out from backstage, drawing another huge pop from the crowd, his black cat ears perking up at the roar.
Not quite anticipating such an overwhelming reaction, Kuno hides his blushing face in his hands, drawing several "Aww"s from the audience.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing first, from Senpai’s apartment, KUNO KENJIIII!!!
As the vocals of the song kick in Kuno manages to forget about how terrifying he finds the crowd as he skips down to the ring, head moving from side to side in sync with the music as he sings along.
Upon reaching the ring, Kuno jumps onto the apron and looks around before slingshotting into the ring and doing a cartwheel when he lands, rolling around into a cat-like stretch, letting out a soft "Nya~", drawing a second exclamation of "Aww" from the crowd before he makes his way to his own corner.
"Smooth Criminal" starts and the crowd goes wild as the World's Favorite Jackass comes out to a roar. He raises his hands in the air, does a double fist pump and runs to the ring, sliding in under the bottom rope. He practically slides to the middle, striking a sexy "I'm on a bear skin rug" pose, before bouncing up and climbing a turnbuckle to the roar of his fans.
Taylor Lorde: And his opponent, hailing from Asbury Park, New Jersey, BOLAS DE ARANAAAAA!!!
He walks to the ref, shakes his hand, sticks some Monopoly money in his hand and walks away, the mask winking at the crowd as he points out pretty women and happy children in the crowd and waves to them. He turns around, coming face to face with an unsure expression on the Asian opposite him.
Bolas holds his hand up, stopping the referee from ringing the bell for the match to start; walking to the center of the ring, holding out his hand, offering it to be shaken. Kuno took a few apprehensive steps forward, starting at Bolas with tears in his eyes, he grabs the hand and gives it a soft shake, before turning back to his corner.
DING! DING! DING!!!
Garcia: Kuno seems nervous, he might be doubting himself in this crucial match.
‘Digger: And that really says everything you need to know about the kid, doesn’t it? In a match with a man whose name means a set of tiny balls, and doubting himself, Jesus fucking Christ…
Kuno does seem nervous in the match, stepping back every time Bolas passes him while running the ropes, avoiding confrontation.
Reid: Kuno needs to get into this match, the crowd is getting bored of watching this cat and mouse game…
‘Digger: ...Did you fucking just?
Reid: Did I wha-.. Oh, shit, right…My bad…
‘Digger: You’re goddamn right “Your bad”!
Meanwhile, in the ring, Kuno has started running the ropes again, both men aiming lariats, clotheslines and forearm smashes at each other ass they pass, each one being narrowly dodged.
As they close to each other again, they both pop into the air, executing simultaneous dropkicks, neither man hitting anything but air before falling to the mat.
Bolas is up first, executing a picture perfect kip-up and posing as the crowd cheers, he gestures for Kuno to do the same as the Neko pulls himself to his feet, the shorter man just looks at Bolas, not even attempting a pose.
Bolas looks at him, before shrugging and jumping at the cat-boy, nailing him with a tornado DDT, the crowd cheering to see the first major move land. Bolas follows up by running the ropes and executing a cannonball senton, only to pop to his feet and hit a standing moonsault, staying on his opponent for the pin!
Garcia: Strong combo from Bolas, but Kuno stays in it, barely a two count!
Bolas pulls Kuno to his feet, only for Kuno to drop back to the ground and sweeping Arana’s legs.
Reid: Kuno is still in the match, the kid has heart, and 9 lives.
Digger: OKAY FAGGOT, THAT ONE WAS ON PURPOSE!
Kuno looks down on Bolas as he starts to rise to his knees, sighing before leaping into the air, planting both feet on the back of Bolas’s head as he comes down, driving it down into the mat!
Digger: JESUS, THAT WAS VICIOUS FROM THE LITTLE FAGGOT!!!
Kuno wastes no time before dragging Bolas to his feet and tossing him over the rope, Bolas hanging on only to have Kuno throw himself at him, taking both men out of the ring with a crossbody!
Garcia: Damn, these guys are really getting into the groove, and the crowd is loving it!
The referee starts counting the men out
Both men start getting to their feet at the same time, with Bolas beating Kuno but just half a second, but it’s enough to get the upper hand, the luchador executing few European uppercuts before tossing Kuno into the corner of the barricade.
Bolas runs at Kuno, leaping and hitting an elbow to the top of Kuno’s head, forcing him to sit down, before running back and gathering momentum before hitting a low dropkick to the seated Neko.
The count causes Bolas to hesitate, letting Kuno roll out of the corner and hit a leaping forearm smash to the face of the luchador.
Kuno quickly takes the opportunity to roll into the ring, swiftly joined by Boals before the two start exchanging strikes.
Chop by Kuno
Right Cross into Left Cross into a powerful throat thrust by Bolas
Kuno spins around, grabbing Bolas with a side headlock, spinning it into a hammerlock, only to have Bolas push away before he can spin it into a drop toe hold.
Reid: Tiger spin reversed by Bolas, behavior and now he has control of the fisty cuffs!
‘Digger: God I hate you...
Bolas has finally backed Kuno into a corner, he jumps forward, draws his arm back to strike, waits for a moment… then lightly slaps Kuno, barely turning his head.
The crowd laughs as Bolas takes a step back, offering his own face to be slapped. Kuno can’t help but giggle a little, but quickly turns away grabbing his hair swiftly, almost tearing it out in frustration.
Bolas walks up and taps the Neko on his shoulder, perplexed by his behavior, only to be struck by a spinning backfist by the cat-eared boy!
Digger: Holy hell, the faggot was playing possum!?
Garcia: I have to admit, I didn’t think he had it in him…
Kuno hooks both of Bolas’s arms for behind, yelling in his ear loud enough to be heard throughout the entire arena:
Kuno: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BE NICE!?
Garcia: What the hell?
Kuno scowls, braces himself, then falls backward into a bridge, throwing Bolas over him.
Reid: HOLY HELL, KUNO JUST DRILLED BOLAS HEAD INTO THE BOTTOM TURNBUCKLE, THOSE VERTEBRAE MUST BE SHATTERED!
The crowd isn’t sure how to react, Kuno was always emotional, but this was definitely something new, Kuno looked down at Bolas, looking like he regrets what he’s done, but he makes his way to the opposite corner, he looks left and right, looking determined as he stretches backwards and letting out a loud “NYAAA!~” as Bolas slowly gets to his feet, his eyes glassy.
Reid: Kuno’s going for it, there’s the roll!
Garcia: AND THE ROLLING KICK CONNECTS, YARN BALL!!!
Reid: Kuno going for the pin!
Garcia: HE DID IT, KUNO WINS HIS RETURN MATCH!
Lorde: HERE IS YOUR WINNER, KUNO KENJIIIII!
Kuno stands, finally smiling happily as he waves to the crowd, most of whom applaud the hard fought match.
Kuno starts to make his way out of the ring, when the lights are suddenly cut.
Reid: Who forgot to pay the electric bill!?
White words appear on the giant tron
Tron: *Where are you going, Kitty, we told you to destroy him*
Kuno looks shocked at the screen, yelling something as he gestures to the form behind him, still trying to stand.
Tron: *Not enough*
Kuno continues yelling, looking more and more desperate, tears falling from his eyes as he pleads with the giant words.
Tron: *You owe me, aren’t you grateful for being back in that ring?*
Kuno stops, his sobbing pleading ceasing, tears still falling from his eyes as he turns to the risen Bolas, slashing the luchador across the face with his claws!
Reid: KUNO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
‘Digger: GROWING SOME FUCKING BALLS!!!
Kuno continues the assault, not looking up before Bolas is back on the ground, blood seeping slowly from narrow gashes.
Kuno just nods without emotion, climbing the nearest turnbuckle, squeezing his eyes shut against tears as he looks down at the man below him.
Garcia: Kuno, don’t!
Digger: 630 SENTON, BOLAS IS DESTROYED!
Kuno looks up hopefully at the screen
Kuno shakes his head wildly, not willing to accept it.
Kuno falls silent again, climbing the turnbuckle once more…
Reid: NO! THIS IS TOO MUCH!
‘Digger: ANOTHER SENTON!
Kuno can’t help but let the tears flow again; desperately, he looks up at the screen once more.
Tron: *More, You know what we want!*
Kuno pales, looking down at his hands, shaking his head furiously.
A gruff voice echoes over the PA system
: Do it… Brother.
Kuno snaps his fingers, a fire starting in his right hand, Kuno watches it grow until his hand his covered in flame, taking a deep breath before crouching down to the body of Bolas.
Reid and Garcia: NO! NONONO!!!
Digger: FUCKING HELL YES!
Kuno sits there, his face turned down as tears flow freely, he chokes out an accusing yell at the downed man.
Kuno: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SHAKE MY HAND, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MAKE THIS HARDER!?
Bolas screams in pain as Kuno pushes his flaming hand into the man’s chest, he keeps it there long enough for the fire to be snuffed out on its own, Bolas screams not diminishing until Kuno pulls away, his face a mask of horror as he silently stalks up the ramp, the crowd deathly quiet.
When he’s almost made it all the way up to the entrance, he is interrupted by a familiar song...
“Unholy confessions” by Avenged Sevenfold starts playing, and “The Plague” himself, Kevin Bishop steps out from backstage, Kuno stopping dead in his tracks until Bishop stretches out one arm, beckoning Kuno over by curling one finger repeatedly.
Eyes and ears turned down, Kuno makes his way to Kevin’s side, tensing a little when the man puts one arm around his shoulder, his hand snaking up to scratch behind Kuno’s ears as the two make their way out of the arena.
Reid: What on Earth just happened?…
‘Digger: Kuno finally made a good decision, That’s what happened!!!
UCI Tag Team Championships
The Soul Hunters © vs The Two Gents
Taylor Lorde: The following match is scheduled for one fall.And is for the Tag team Championship! Introducing the challengers. Andre jensen and Teo del Sol!
The Crowd explodes as a twanging bass riff cuts through the stadium. All eyes converge on the entrance ramp as spotlights swirl through the audience.
Finally, with a burst of pyro and a screaming trumpet blast, Teddy Sol flies through the curtain, hands in the air! With a deep bow and a flourish, he begins making his way to the ring. He leans over to high five the front row, posing with a few lucky fans for photos as he does so. The crowd offers appreciative applauds and chants as he rolls under the ropes into the ring.
He turns towards the turnbuckle and hops to the top, raising his hands before backflipping into the ring! He runs across to the opposite and backflips onto his feet once again! Finally he turns towards his corner and gives a thumbs up to the front row as he awaits the opening bell.
Sebastian Reid: Wheres Andre Jenson?
Jimmy Garcia: I’m being told that Andre is pre dispensed with finding his dice! He feels a match of this caliber needs his dice.
Taylor Lorde: And introducing the Champions the Soul Hunters, Kraven KillJoy and Saaaaaaaaaaaint Remiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!
"Enemies" by Shinedown plays over the speakers and out walks Saint Remi to a astounding array of boos. Remi throws his arms out to take in the boos as he walks down the ramp. He pretends he is high fiving people and at the bottom of the ramp he slides into the ring. In the ring pyro shoots up out of the ring post as Remi holds his arms out again in the middle of the ring. Remi backs away to the corner to await his opponent.
Jimmy Garcia: It appears Kraven is also missing.
Gravedigger: Maybe is is off killing that idiot Jenson.
Sebastian Reid: So this tag team title match will be held under single rules
Remi charges Teo, and Teo goes to dropkick the man, but Remi stops short as Teo hits the mat. Remi puts his finger to his temple indicating he outsmarted the masked luchador.
Gravedigger: Sike you masked fool!
Teo rises and the two hook up in a collar and elbow tie up. Remi gets the upper hand and whips Teo into the ropes. Teo rebounds ducks a clothesline bounces of opposite ropes and throws Saint Remi down with a hurricanrana. Teo quickly rises and showboats to the fans, who give the masked man a standing ovation!
Sebastian Reid: Fans really behind the masked luchador Teo del Sol tonight guys.
Gravedigger: Well they are idiots, and so are you.
Meanwhile back in the ring where the magic is happening, Teo has been slowed down as Remi cranks the side headlock. He releases the hold with a running bulldog. This Time its Remi who shows off for the crowd and is met surprisingly with a mixed reaction. Teo rolls up the mouthpeice of the Tag champs.
Jimmy Garcia: quick schoolboy pin here!
Sebastian Reid: Only a two count by Teo!
Both men up again and exchange blows. Stiff right by Remi, leg kick by Teo. Teo goes for a roundhouse but its ducked and he is slammed down hard with a belly to back suplex, which REmi bridges into a pin.
Sebastian Reid: Now Remi with the pin!
Gravedigger: And my boy gets a two count!
Remi locks the downed Teo in the Tazzmision.
Gravedigger: 15 Seconds of fame! It's all over now.
Teo struggles and looks to almost tap numerous times before reaching the ropes, and getting separation. Both backup, and Teo is sent into the ropes yet again, he hits the ropes doing a cartwheel, landing on his feet long enough to bounce off the ropes and hit a flying lariat on the opponent,both men down once again. Ref begins the double count.
At 5 both men get to their feet, and Remi is nailed with an enziguri, dropping his handsome mug onto the middle rope. Teo runs to opposite side and comes back with full force hitting the 619! Teo climbs the top rope and show boats a bit more, giving Remi time to push him off and onto the outside.
Sebastian Reid: Oh my god! Teo took a nasty spill from the top rope to the outside! We need medical staff out here now!
Gravedigger: Shut up you pussy, this is what real wrestling looks like.
Remi ascends the top rope himself now, and flies from the top rope nailing Teo with a crossbody as the luchador slowly stood.
Gravedigger: Holy fucking dog shit!
Sebastian Reid: Both men down! And ref is on a 7 count.
Jimmy Garcia: Titles cant change on a double count out guys.
Gravedigger: No shit Garcia?
Sebastian Reid: Um kinda agree with Digger here Garcia, that's pretty common knowledge.
Gravedigger: Shut up Kiss ass. Both men are in the ring now!
Teo gets up first and Remi gets up right after him. Remi already locks his arms behind him for the Full Nelson Legsweep until Teo breaks off the hold. He spins around right on the spot until clocking that right leg across his temple. Remi falls down to the mat knocked out and Teo goes for the pin attempt!
Jimmy Garcia: HABANERO HURRICANE! HEE IS THE PIN ATTEMPT!
Ding Ding Ding!
Taylor Lorde: Here are your winners and the NEW UCI Tag Team Champions, Teo Del Sol and Andre Jenson, The Two Gents!
Jimmy Garcia: Teo Del Sol and Andre Jenson have done it! They defeated The Soul Hunters to become the new UCI Tag Team Champions! A great performance by The Soul Hunters but the Two Gents are victorious! Commercials!
UCI Intercontinental Championship
Mikey Carson © vs Andre Holmes
UCI Presents: Beyond on Syfy has been great for the promotion. Their first annual biggest event, Beyond, hosted on a network around the world has been garnering millions of viewers. The Wembley Stadium in London, England has been pimped out. Perfectly designed to host Beyond and 90,000 fans have sold out the large arena. The cameras cut to Jimmy Garcia, Sebastian Reid and Gravedigger sat behind the announce table.
Jimmy Garcia: Ladies and Gentlemen around the world and of the SyFy network! Welcome back to the biggest event in UCI history, the debut of UCI Presents: Beyond! We have seen some of the craziest action and events happen on this card but right now, we are moving to history in the making. Andre Holmes has the chance to become the first ever UCI Triple Crown Champion as he faces off against Mikey Carson for the UCI Intercontinental Championship!
Sebastian Reid: It all started after the Infinity Match where Andre Holmes became the runner-up but declared a challenge for Mikey Carson. Back and forth, the contender and the champion insulted each other. Mikey Carson believed Andre Holmes is a fake, self-absorbed egomaniac who endangers the lives of others and ruins the image of The Guardians. He said he is ready to beat Andre Holmes on the biggest stage of them all.
Gravedigger: Good! Mikey Carson has every right to believe Andre Holmes is a fraud. He cost him the victory in the six-man Tag Team Match and has always shown disrespect every step of the way. The Triple Crown Championship is a f**king bullshit achievement that’ll be ruined at the hands of an psychotic egomaniac. Andre Holmes should be gone and Mikey should kill this motherf**ker!
Sebastian Reid: Mikey Carson doesn’t need to go there Gravedigger. He’s a young man who wants to be the best UCI Intercontinental Champion but he’s also facing a man who doesn’t hold back on anyone! You really think he should scoop so low and try to out-Relentless Andre Holmes?!
Gravedigger: Yes! The sooner Andre is out of UCI, the better. Fuck him and the fucking Guardians! Mikey Carson proved he was a man when he called out that bitter ass**le!
Jimmy Garcia: This is what UCI is all about. Two men who want to be the UCI Intercontinental Champion and putting everything on the lien to achieve that goal. Here we go, Andre Holmes versus Mikey Carson for the UCI Intercontinental Championship!
The camera changes back to Taylor Lorde standing in the center of the ring. She’s changed her attire for this special night, wearing a red dress and long white heels. Having a microphone under her chin, she nods as she receives the cue from production to begin with the match introductions.
Ding Ding Ding!
Taylor Lorde: Ladies and Gentlemen! This match is scheduled for one fall and it is for the UCI Intercontinental Championship!
All lights in the Wembley Stadium are shut off; Darkness is the only environment. The titantron shows Andre Holmes walking backstage with the leather black hoodie over his head, practicing his striking combinations on the way. Once the screen shuts off, the popular guitar riff plays until “Relentless” by New Years Day officially begins. The lights start flashing and dancing around the audience while a single main spotlight shows Andre Holmes center stage.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ANDRE HOLMES! ANDRE HOLMES! ANDRE HOLMES!
He surveys the crazy english crowd with those focused hazel eyes. Andre walks down the long entrance path ready to become UCI’s first ever Triple Crown Champion. He continues on his way down to the ring until taking a pause in his step. All lights are turned off again when he crouches down on his right knee, the bright spotlight emitting over Andre Holmes as the lyrics are head. “Tear Me Down...It Won’t Build You Up.”
Crowd: ANDRE HOLMES! ANDRE HOLMES! ANDRE HOLMES! ANDRE HOLMES!
Only the crowd’s cheers are heard for a few seconds then behind him on the stage, a sequence of white colored fireworks flash from one side of the stage to another. It ends with the entire top of the arena exploding different colored fireworks above the entire arena from the Helicopter angle in the sky. Andre removes the hoodie over his head and stands up in that lone wolf pose emitting a primal scream. Thus his music continues and the lights are restored.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing first! The challenger! Hailing from Houston, Texas! At five feet, nine inches tall, weighing in at 201 pounds. He is “Relentless” Andre Holmes!
Wearing a simple black, and red design underwear with a long sleeve black arm wear covering his right forearm with "Holmes" engraved in red across it. His MMA gloves sponsored by tap-out representing his striking background. Along with that, "Relentless" is tattooed down his spine, and his black knee pads are custom-made with his insignia of his graphically designed initials on each pad. Finally, his leg padding covers the lower part of his legs, and his boots are striped in red, and black together.
Jimmy Garcia: He’s one of the greatest athletes and most influential wrestlers to ever step foot into the UCI ring. Some may argue he’s the most accomplished man of 2016 but if Andre Holmes defeats Mikey Carson on the biggest stage of them all, we’re looking at history being made. The first ever UCI Triple Crown Champion crowned at UCI’s first ever Beyond event.
Andre stops before the apron facing the entrance. The camera does a 360 degree angle around him, a close up on his face as the millions fans can see how important this opportunity is to him. He hops onto the apron edge then stands on the middle turnbuckle outside the ropes. All lights slowly fade away and smoke rises from below to cover him in it thus a spotlight shines behind him portraying his visual effect of his silhouette to the crowd.
Gravedigger: I’m not going to be an asshol- no, I lied. Listen, Andre Holmes is a great wrestler but the guy is a terrible champion. How many lives he has ruined in UCI? A lot. How many people has he insulted and abused in the company? A lot. Mikey Carson was right about him and his track record shows. He’s an egomaniac with more insecurity issues than the entire Mean Girls movie. The Guardians are done and Andre doesn’t deserve to be the UCI Intercontinental Champion!
He hops over the top rope into the ring where all lights are back to normal. Andre takes off his hoodie then throws it over the top rope to one of his fans at ringside. He paces back and forth alongside the ropes; Patiently waiting for the UCI Intercontinental Champion to show up. When his music fades away, London, England is solidly behind their Relentless warrior.
Sebastian Reid: This crowd of London, England is freakin’ insane! One of the best crowds we’ve had and I’m glad it was for UCI: Beyond. Andre Holmes has worked hard all his life. A father of four beautiful children, a Guardian member, former UCI Tag Team Champion, Inaugural Killing Floor Winner, Infinity Runner-Up and former UCI World Heavyweight Champion. He could add UCI Triple Crown Winner and UCI Intercontinental Champion to his list tonight!
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOH ANDRE HOOOOOOOOLMES! OOOOOOOOH ANDRE HOOOOOOOOLMES! OOOOOOOOOOH ANDRE HOOOOOOOOOOLMES! OOOOOOOOOOOH ANDRE HOLMES!
He’s standing in the center of the ring with his MMA Gloves formed into tight fists each side of his waist. Andre doesn’t blink nor does he even move as Taylor and the referee stand in their corner. He wants Mikey, he shall get him.
Crowd: MIKEY CARSON! MIKEY CARSON! MIKEY CARSON! MIKEY CARSON! MIKEY CARSON!
The digital stage showed a downloading process with the percentage number rising all the way up to a 100%. All lights were shining as the words: “Mikey Carson.exe” before it turns green signifying the beginning of his entrance. The London crowd goes wild as fuck to see Mikey Carson walk out from the back to the center of the stage holding the UCI Intercontinental Championship belt over his right shoulder. He pulled up the jacket surveying the crazy crowd and his opponent in the ring.
Crowd: MIKEY! MIKEY! MIKEY! MIKEY! MIKEY! MIKEY! MIKEY! MIKEY!
Mikey Carson walks down the digital entrance ramp which shows more of a his health status and other gaming information behind him as he walks. He continues to shake hands with the fans and interact with them. Putting the UCI Intercontinental Championship in his right hand, Mikey raises it up in the air cuing the digital ramp to show a “Level 100: Mission Accomplished” setting on the ramp.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing his opponent! Hailing from Carson City, Nevada! At five feet, ten inches tall, weighing in at 180 pounds. He is the UCI Intercontinental Champion, “The Next Generation” Mikey Carson!
Mikey takes off the hoodie and tosses it to a little girl behind the barricade at ringside. He charges down to the ring before sliding under the bottom rope with the UCI Intercontinental Championship. The referee demands Andre to stand back in his corner while Mikey goes to the ropes and stands in the middle rope showing off his championship belt.
Gravedigger: The greatest UCI Intercontinental Champion who earned that right after beating down that blonde whore, Bonnie Blue. He will destroy Andre Holmes, cement his legacy in the company and prove that he is the youngest most vicious man inside the ring. Mikey Carson is the one to end and retire Andre Holmes for good!
Andre Holmes remains in his designated corner warming up for the match while Mikey stands tall on the middle turnbuckle in his corner. He raises the UCI Intercontinental Championship belt above his head with both hands holding each strap. Smiling to the fans at ringside, London is going insane for one of their most beloved contenders in the promotion.
Sebastian Reid: Mikey’s biggest challenge to his title reign and his biggest match in UCI. This young kid has a lot on his plate but he’s never one to back down from a challenge. He’s proven to all the critics and all the fans that the Bonnie Blue win was no fluke. Mikey Carson should be given the respect deserves but will Andre give him the respect after the match?
Once his music fades away, the London crowd are chanting his name. It’s a battle between loyal fan base: One side is chanting Mikey Carson, the other Andre Holmes. Taylor Lorde is out of the ring and the referee takes the UCI Intercontinental Belt and hands it to ringside crew. He gets a black bag from the crew member, unravels it then displays the new UCI Intercontinental Championship belt for all to see.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! THAT IS AWESOME! THAT IS AWESOME! THAT IS AWESOME! THAT IS AWESOME!
Jimmy Garcia: There it is. The new design for the Intercontinental Championship and more motivation to win it. Mikey Carson and Andre Holmes. The defending champion against a future Triple Crown Winner. This is a workhorse match, the match to determine who wants it more than the other. Andre Holmes, Mikey Carson, UCI Intercontinental Championship on the line! Here we go!
Ding Ding Ding!
Mikey and Andre don’t leave their corners just yet. They’re staring each other down from their own designates corners facing each other. Andre remains perfectly still, hazel eyes connecting with Mikey’s who is pacing back and forth in his step. The London crowd are increasing the tension with their cheers and loving the intense atmosphere building between two incredible competitors.
Crowd: LET’S GO MIKEY! ANDRE HOLMES! LET’S GO MIKEY! ANDRE HOLMES! LET’S GO MIKEY! ANDRE HOLMES! LET’S GO MIKEY! ANDRE HOLMES!
The two men leave their corners simultaneously. Mikey is more flat footed while Andre shows his footwork due to his MMA background of Kickboxing. When the two manage to meet each other inside the center of the ring, there’s a short hesitation to lock up with the other. Mikey fears Andre’s striking while Andre fear’s Mikey explosive agility. They back off for a moment and return to circling the ring.
Jimmy Garcia: Andre Holmes and Mikey Carson has to be extremely careful and not risk any mistakes especially in a high-quality match with the Intercontinental Championship on the line. The feeling out process is a very intense and mind shattering moment in the match. Mikey can’t risk Andre Holmes utilizing his striking nor can Andre risk Mikey Carson getting the speed advantage.
Mikey and Andre test the waters. They lock up with each other in a traditional collar and elbow tie up, the clinch locked around their heads and shoulders. Neither men is moving, a stalemate occurs until we see Mikey pushing Andre back. Suddenly, Andre digs deep and starts overpowering Mikey all the way back to his corner. With his back pressed against the turnbuckles, the referee begins the count.
Andre backs off with his hands up following the referee’s orders. Mikey steps off until he eats a wicked slap in the face nearly knocking him onto his ass if he didn’t catch the top rope to keep his balance. The London audience are shocked at that sign of disrespect as Andre backs up into the center then adds insult to injury by waving his hand to say “Bring it on!”. Mikey rubs his chin then looks back at his opponent.
Gravedigger: So what were you saying about Andre Holmes showing respect to Mikey Carson?
Sebastian Reid: Andre’s trying to play mind games with Mikey Carson, get inside his head. He’s establishing a psychological dominance on the young competitor.
Mikey smirked then nods his head while Andre keeps his ground in the center of the ring. Both men are standing face to face, nose to nose then Mikey interlocks his opponent’s head in a Side Headlock before sweeping the right leg to trip Andre down on the mat. Applying the submission down on the canvas, Mikey leans back adding more torque into squeezing down the temple. To repay Andre, he slaps him on the face repeatedly.
Gravedigger: Payback is a bitch! Not so fun now, isn’t it Andre?!
Jimmy Garcia: Mikey Carson applying the Side Headlock submission on the ground making it harder for Andre to fight back or reverse.
Andre rolls his legs back then wraps it around the neck of Mikey to pull him down into a Scissors Choke. Mikey is on his back trying to ease the grip but his opponent turns over on his side adding more pressure in cutting off the air supply. The referee is on his knees asking if Mikey wants to quit but his instincts tells him no. Instead, Mikey rolls over to stand on his knees pushing down his knees to squeeze his head out.
Crowd: LET’S GO MIKEY! ANDRE HOLMES! LET’S GO MIKEY! ANDRE HOLMES!
He slams his hands on the canvas then stands his body upside down before timbering forward on top of Andre Holmes. With his shoulders pinned down on the canvas, the referee slides down to the mat to count the pin attempt.
Andre bridges back up to his feet with Mikey Carson then twists around with the arms facing back to back. He drops down onto his knees then slides Mikey over his back to his shoulders. Pinning him down on the mat with a Backslide Pin.
Mikey rolls backwards onto his feet then rolls onto Andre before bridging up on the canvas with the legs hooked up. Once again, the referee jumps near them to count the pin attempt.
Andre kicks out of the pin attempt and both men are back up to their feet. Mikey ducks under a right Roundhouse Kick that aimed for his head before he tries for a Spinning Back Fist. The strike missed as Andre spun under the arm following up with a Pele Kick off the mat until Mikey sidestepped letting him hit the opponent back first. He tried for a Standing Moonsault but no use as Andre moved leaving both men to stand up and hit a Double Dropkick. Once the sequence is over, they get up and stare down.
Mikey raises his fist in a stance while Andre assumes that southpaw position after the two were trying their best to get an upper hand off the other. They realize it was a quick back and forth action. Every person in the Wembley stadium stood up and applaud that sequence; True entertainment.
Jimmy Garcia: Look how quick the action can go in a blink of an eye ladies and gentlemen. This match is going to be so fast and so important, you can’t blink. An amazing sequence of strikes, grappling all for the UCI Intercontinental Championship!
Mikey approaches Andre and holds onto his right arm before tossing him into the ropes. Off the rebound, Andre runs back and Shoulder Barges him down onto his back then runs to the ropes at his right side. Mikey turns over onto his chest letting Andre hop over; Getting back up to his feet, Andre returns and jumps under the leapfrogging Intercontinental Champion.
Sebastian Reid: Mikey Carson using that speed and agility against the versatility of Andre Holmes. Andre better be careful or else something like this could happen!
The final return off the ropes leaves Andre down on the canvas after getting Dropkicked in the chin. Andre springs up back to his feet and gets Dropkicked down onto the canvas again. Third time's a charm? His luck ran out when he attempts a Clothesline which Mikey uses the momentum of grasping his right arm and launching his body up around Andre before throwing him down to the mat with a Headscissors Takedown!
Gravedigger: Headscissors Takedown after a series of Dropkicks puts down Andre Holmes and he’s outside of the ring! Mikey, go for the dive! Stop showing off to the crowd and take out Andre Holmes as soon as possible!
London is screaming for some high flying action. Chaos is foaming around the audience as Mikey takes off into the ropes then rebounds back to the others. He leaps over the top rope in a forward flip then crashes on top Andre Holmes. A Tope Senton sets everyone off in hellacious cheers, both competitors down at ringside leaving the referee to begin the count out!
Sebastian Reid: Tope Senton by the Intercontinental Champion! Did you see the height he got over the top rope? Jesus! Andre might have some competition in the High Flying department but Mikey Carson is feeling the flow!
Mikey springs up off the landing and high fives the fans at ringside near him. Andre leans over coughing out from the harsh landing before his head is grappled by his opponent. Helped up to his feet, he is launched back first into the steel steps nearly shoving them off each other. Andre sits up gritting his teeth until he eats a Running European Uppercut nearly blowing off his head off against the steel steps.
Jimmy Garcia: Running European Uppercut to Andre Holmes! His head ricocheted off the arm into the steel steps making it ten times worse. I hope he doesn’t have a concussion immediately, that would be a wrong a turn of event for the Relentless contender.
Andre is rolled back into the ring where Mikey is up on the apron holding the top rope with both hands. He leans back, ready to fly when Holmes gets back on his feet. Leaping to the top rope then Springboarding into the air, he flips over Andre before grabbing the head to plant him down on his neck again with a Springboard Blockbuster. Mikey sits up and hits the dab to complete his move with flair!
Gravedigger: Aye! Springboard Blockbuster and let me hit the dab as well!
Sebastian Reid: Gravedigger...no.
Gravedigger: DAB! HIT THE DAB! HIT THE DAB!
Mikey quickly goes on top of Andre and hooks the leg up. The referee drops down to his side and starts the pin attempt.
No! Andre kicks out yet again and Mikey needs to continue the offense. He helps his opponent back up to his feet before knocking him in the head with two Forearm Shots. Shoving his head under his right arm pit then hooking the right arm around the neck, he grabs onto the tights to lift Andre in a Vertical Suplex. However, Andre drops down behind him then pushes him into the ropes ahead of him.
Gravedigger: No! Bullshit! He poked him in the eye or something to get the reversal!
Coming back off the spring of the ropes, Andre scoops his body up before spinning him around in the arms. Sticking his knee out, Mikey eats a serious Tilt-A-Whirl Backbreaker but Andre holds him across his knee before helping him back up to his feet. He lifts him up at his side before completing the combination with a Uranage Backbreaker!
Crowd: OOOOOOOOH! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jimmy Garcia: Tilt-A-Whirl Backbreaker into a Uranage Backbreaker! Creative combination by the Relentless contender and Mikey Carson is in the corner where you do not want to be!
Carson eats two backbreakers and Andre gets on his feet rubbing the back of his head. Mikey finds himself leaning back against the turnbuckles until he eats a Running Corner Clothesline across his chest. The impact sits him down leaving Andre enough time to run into the opposing corner then rebound off it coming back to Mikey to drive his right knee into his face. Completing his trademark move, “Trapped in The Corner”!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ANDRE! ANDRE! ANDRE! ANDRE! ANDRE!
Sebastian Reid: “Trapped in the Corner” A Corner Clothesline followed by a Corner Knee Strike. Mikey’s head snapped back from the impact and here is in the pin attempt!
Mikey kicks out from the pin and Andre goes on top of him in the mount position. He covers up from the back to back Elbow Shots raining down on his arms. Andre then uses that Ground and Pound to transition into an Armbar. Taking the right arm and locking it in between his legs before lying down at his side pulling down the wrist for more torque. Trapped in the center of the ring, Mikey is screaming out in pain!
Gravedigger: His f**king submissions are a load of shit. Andre always has to use these Ju-Jitsu based submissions which could do serious harm to the body. You trying to injure him, break his arm? What a dick! Mikey get the f**k out of that submission quick!
He’s really trapped in the center of the ring and it’s not helping him. His right arm is being torqued back and could potentially snap at any moment if he doesn’t do anything. Mikey refuses the referee’s questions to submit so he remembers in his training to roll over onto his side and stack his weight on top of Holmes. His shoulders get pinned to the mat allowing a pin attempt to happen!
Andre creates another transition from the Armbar into a Triangle Choke by locking his legs in a ‘T’ shape around the back of his head. He pulls the arm in then locks in the clinch behind his head choking him out in the submission. Mikey holds down onto his tights then dead lifts him from the canvas onto his shoulders. Andre gets Powerbombed down to the mat breaking the submission hold!
Upon the counter, Mikey leaps over him then Double Foot Stomps him down on his chest. Andre sits screaming at the top of his lungs covering his chest with his arms crossed over in an ‘X’. Mikey pushes him down onto his back and assumes the pin position!
Nope! Kicked out just in the nick of time and Mikey slaps his hand on the canvas pissed off that Andre won’t give up. He sees the top rope and gets an idea; Rolling under the bottom rope to stand up before climbing all the way to the top turnbuckle. Keeping his balance, Andre kips up then runs over to the corner where he leaps to the middle turnbuckle to try and Superplex him.
Jimmy Garcia: Andre was playing possum all along and has Mikey Carson exactly where he wants for the Superplex position.
Gravedigger: Oh! So he’s a fake and a deceit, I’ll add that to the list!
Mikey is fighting against the hold with forearms straight into ribs to weaken the hold. A Headbutt drops Andre off the middle turnbuckle to his feet on the canvas but he responds by holding onto the top rope then using it to Gamengiri Kick Mikey in the temple. The champion falls off the top rope down onto the apron where Andre meets him there.
Andre grappled his hands around the head to help pull him up in a bent position with his head stuck in between his thighs. He wraps his arms around the waist to try and lift him a Piledriver position but then Mikey breaks the hold and gets his balance on the apron. He lifts Andre over his head, completing a Back Body Drop having his opponent slam his back against the edge of the apron.
Sebastian Reid: Oh my god!
Gravedigger: Back Body Drop on the apron edge! Andre has to be paralyzed, great count there Mikey! See, I told you this dude would be the one to retire Andre Holmes! Here’s the count out!
Mikey holds onto the top rope to prevent him from falling off the apron and Andre is down at ringside writhing in pain. The champion sees the distance and Andre on his back flat out where he looks back and forth between the distance then Andre. Taking a chance, he runs across the apron before leaping off to land a Shooting Star Splash from off the apron to the downed Andre Holmes!
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Jimmy Garcia: Shooting Star Splash from off the apron to a downed Andre Holmes on the ringside mat! What athleticism shown by the UCI Intercontinental Champion!
The impact of the landing hurt Mikey as well as Andre. It’s called high risk for a reason and Mikey took a risk knowing it would pay off. He got up via the aid of the announce table, caressing his ribs with his right arm but using his other arm to drag Andre Holmes into the ring. Mikey gets up again then runs to the ropes where he leaps onto the middle rope and Springboards back to land a Leg Drop!
Sebastian Reid: Springboard Leg Drop onto the neck of Andre Holmes. Mikey has been targeting that neck and here’s the pin attempt again.
No! Mikey picks Andre right off the canvas and launches him into the corner where his back is slammed against the turnbuckles. The Relentless contender eats a Running Elbow until being pulled into Mikey where he turns his back into the turnbuckles. Lifting him over into a Northern Lights Suplex into the corner. Andre’s body hangs in a Tree of Woe from the harsh impact.
Sebastian Reid: Northern Lights Suplex into the corner!
He takes the open window and climbs all the way to the top rope looking down at the hanging upside down Andre in the Tree of Woe. Suddenly, Andre pulls his body and goes back to that original position into the Superplex. He moves his legs to the second rope then takes off with Mikey Superplexing them both back to the canvas until he rolls over with him onto his feet. Andre lifts Mikey in a Vertical Suplex then spikes him on the top of his head with a Brainbuster!
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! ANDRE HOLMES! ANDRE HOLMES! ANDRE HOLMES! ANDRE HOLMES!
Gravedigger: Where the hell did that come from?!
Jimmy Garcia: Andre Holmes resurrected himself back to life from the Tree of Woe position catching Mikey Carson into a Superplex but to transition over into a Standing Brainbuster was pure gold! This match has been nothing but a back and forth war! Both wrestlers down on the mat and the referee has to begin the count that could end this match in a no contest!
Mikey and Andre are down on the canvas in the center of the ring. Both men are badly fatigued and also breathing heavily.
Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!
After moments has passed, both men are fighting against their pain to get back on their feet. Andre and Mikey are on wobbly knees but that won’t stop them as they butt heads together. Mikey starts off with a Forearm Shots into the temple followed by Andre returning with an Elbow Blow into his nose. The two go back and forth until they grab each other by the head and unload strikes like crazy!
Andre blocks the last Forearm Shot and finishes his combination with a Roundhouse Kick into the ribs of Mikey bending him down. He stands his opponent up with an Axe Kick to the back of his head before turning him around after nailing his face with a Rolling Elbow. Andre hugs Carson from behind and plants him down on his shoulders with a German Suplex!
Jimmy Garcia: German Suplex after a Rolling Elbow!
Mikey rolls backwards off the landing to his feet. Andre gets up and ducks under a right arm to being behind him with the arms Underhooked from behind. He lifts Mkey over onto his shoulders with a Tiger Suplex crushing him down on his shoulders again.
Gravedigger: Tiger Suplex!
But that doesn’t stop the fighting Intercontinental Champion from fighting back. His warrior spirit keeps him on his fight and he charges into Andre Holmes only to get scooped off the canvas before driven down on his neck again. A Perfect Michinoku Driver II adding the pin attempt!
Sebastian Reid: Michinoku Driver II! Here’s the pin attempt!
No! What will it take for Mikey Carson to give up? Andre stands on his knees and looks up to the ceiling. He’s begging the referee to call the match but it’s up to no good. Back on his feet, he is talking Carson down on his hands and knees until Mikey stands up on his knees. At the perfect timing, Andre unloads Back to Back Roundhouse Kicks into his chest. Each kick stinging more and more!
Crowd: YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
Upon the last kick, Andre steps back and releasing that same primal scream from his entrance. He spins around on his right leg for a Tornado Kick but Mikey Carson ducks under it in the nick of time. He springs up to his feet then clocks Andre in the chin with a powerful Superkick!
Sebastian Reid: Superkick!
Gravedigger: Out of nowhere! The game changing strike in all of Professional Wrestling!
Mikey seizes his head under his right armpit then holds onto Holmes’s tights. He lifts him up vertically upside down before sitting down on the canvas. A Bloody Sunday by Mikey Carson leaves his opponent chest first on the canvas while he gets up and leans back against the ropes.
Sebastian Reid: Bloody Sunday puts down the Relentless number one contender. Andre Holmes eats nothing more than canvas and sweat. Mikey Carson is at the ropes and he’s looking perfectly end the match. Andre Holmes is getting up and Mikey is getting ready to fly!
He leaps onto the middle rope then Springboards back in the air to wrap his hands around the head before landing that signature Springboard Stunner on Andre. His body shoots up in the air before landing down on his back. Mikey jumps at the chance to end him and retain his championship.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MIKEY! MIKEY! MIKEY! MIKEY!
Jimmy Garcia: “Carson 3:16”! The signature Springboard Stunner approved by Stone Cold Steve Austin! This might be the chance Mikey Carson needs. Here’s the cover!
Impossible. Andre Holmes kicks out before the hand is slammed on the mat. Mikey sits up nearly ripping the hair out of his head but he can’t waste any more time. He gets ready for Andre by picking him up off the mat then carrying him on his shoulders in a Fireman’s Carry. Mikey prepares for the Deonation Kick but Andre flips off his shoulders before wrapping his legs over his head then flipping him into a Reverse Frankensteiner!
Sebastian Reid: Reverse Frankensteiner countering the Deonation Kick!
Mikey rolls up to his feet in complete shock until getting kicked in the ribs bending him over. Andre shoves his head in between his thighs, underhooks his arms and the legs before lifting him upside down on his chest. The worst case scenario happens after a Reverse Frankensteiner and that’s eating a Package Piledriver spiking your head into oblivion!
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOH! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Gravedigger: What the freakin’ hell is wrong with Andre Holmes?! He’s trying to kill Mikey Carson and end his career. Someone put this man behind bars. Ref, don’t count the pin!
Again! Mikey kicks out of the pin and Andre doesn’t waste any time. He instead grabs the legs of Mikey Carson and spread them apart to put his leg inside. Twisting the ankles around Andre’s leg, he turns him over into a Sharpshooter. Andre sits down on his back, adding more pressure into the submission the leans back with the tied legs for more torque.
Crowd: PLEASE DON’T TAP! PLEASE DON’T TAP! PLEASE DON’T TAP! PLEASE DON’T TAP!
Gravedigger: Noooooooo! Mikey, noooooooo! Don’t tap! You better not tap, I swear to freakin’ God!
Jimmy Garcia: Andre Holmes has the Sharpshooter locked inside the center of the ring and Mikey’s back has taken crazy damage to the spine. Mikey is screaming in pain and he’s barely in any chance to get out!
Carson is dragging their combined weight down to the ropes. Every inch adds more pain to his back but he’s getting there. Locked in the Sharpshooter, Andre can see the distance getting smaller and smaller so he retracts the tied ankles around his before bridging backwards to lock his hands under Mikey’s chin; In other words, he transitions from a Sharpshooter into the legendary Muta Lock!
Crowd: ANDRE HOLMES! ANDRE HOLMES! ANDRE HOLMES! ANDRE HOLMES!
Sebastian Reid: He transitioned from a Sharpshooter into a Muta Lock?! Woah! Talk about technical wrestling!
Gravedigger: Ass kisser.
Now the ante has been upped. Mikey’s breath gets shorter every second and Andre is putting more pressure into the back and neck. His fingertips are barely touching the bottom rope, the referee dropping down to check on his condition. With one great leap, he grabs the bottom rope thus beginning the chain reaction of the count.
Andre releases the hold and rolls over down onto his chest. He gets back up via the ropes and backs up all the way into the corner. Mikey crawls over to the opposing corner and uses each side of the top rope to stand up again. Leaning back against the turnbuckles, Andre charges down to the corner where he tries to land that Yakuza Kick but Mikey ducks under the leg.
Gravedigger: Ha! You missed!
Mikey hugs him from behind and rolls backwards onto the mat with him before getting back up to his feet. He lifts him over from the roll then lands him in a German Suplex bridging up for the pin. The signature move was perfectly executed, “Self-Assisted Alley Oop”. Andre is down on his shoulders rolled up in a ball, completely dazed and rocked from the blow.
Jimmy Garcia: The O’ Connor Roll Bridging German Suplex better known as the “Self-Assisted Alley Oop.” Mikey Carson has the pin attempt and we might see the champion retain!
NO! Andre shoots his body out of the last minute and Mikey can’t stomach him getting a chance to win the belt. He has had enough so he pick Andre off the mat and gets his opponent across his shoulders in a Fireman’s Carry. Dropping him down on his feet in front of him, Mikey falls down to his back and Pele Kicks Andre in his temple knocking him on his back near the ropes.
Gravedigger: DEONATION KICK! DEONATION KICK! YES! YES! MIKEY CARSON IS GOING TO RETAIN THE UCI INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP!
Sebastian Reid: OH MY GOD! MIKEY CARSON DID IT! HE’S GOING TO BEAT ANDRE HOLMES! THE PIN ATTEMPT!
Hell no! Andre grabs the bottom rope just in time and the entire London audience is off their feets in shock. Mikey cannot believe Andre survived his finishing move and slaps his hands down on the canvas in shock. He begs the referee to call it but the rope break is confirmed.
Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!
Jimmy Garcia: Everything was thrown at him. Literally, everything was thrown at the champion but Andre Holmes has stated that he would not be apart of his games. Mikey Carson is throwing a fit and Andre is still knocked out. This could be Mikey’s chance to put him away for good.
Andre rolls over into the center of the ring right in the spot marked for Mikey to put him away again. The champion bursts out of the corner and attempts a Running 450 Splash but the contender rolls out of the way. Mikey slams his gut on the canvas nearly taking the air out of him!
Sebastian Reid: Oh god! He’s missed and Andre is back up to his feet!
Mikey gets up covering his ribs until his arms get hooked in a Half Nelson and a Hammerlock. He’s lifted over and slammed down on the back of his neck again with a vicious Half and Half Suplex!
Gravedigger: Half and Half Suplex!!
Andre gets back up with Mikey in his arms. He shoves his head in between his legs before wrapping his arms around the ribs again. Pulling him up onto his shoulders, Andre runs into the corner before Powerbombing him into the turnbuckles. Mikey’s back gets glued against them now with Andre hitting his signature move.
Sebastian Reid: BAD LANDING!
But he doesn’t stop there. Before Mikey can even fall down to the mat, he eats a Yakuza Kick dropping him down to the canvas before rolling him into the center of the ring. Andre fights against the pain and stands on the top rope; Corkscrewing off the top rope into a 450 flip, he Phoenix Splashes Mikey onto the mat.
Gravedigger: BAD LANDING INTO A DEADLINE TRAP?! THAT’S TWO SIGNATURE MOVES COMBINED TOGETHER! HERE’S THE PIN OFF THE PHOENIX SPLASH!
Mikey Carson survives the onslaught again and Andre is ready to pull the trigger. He rolls over down to the corner and stands up before turning his right thigh to the champion’s body. Stomping down the right foot, he building the momentum to bring down every motherfucker who ever said shit about him. Carson takes a moment to roll over his chest and fight through the fatigue.
Jimmy Garcia: What will it take for one man to give up? How much more can they take in this match?! What will it do to put this match to a complete end? Andre Holmes is ready, ladies and gentlemen. I present the Thrust Kick!
Damn right! Andre Holmes sidesteps across the ring and Thrust Kicks Mikey Carson in the jaw who remains on his knees. Silence comes over the arena as Carson looks up and spits in the face of Andre.
Gravedigger: OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS KID!
Sebastian Reid: HE’S STILL ALIVE! HE TANKED THE THRUST KICK AND ANDRE IS IN SHOCK!
Andre rubs the saliva off his face and tries for another Thrust Kick but Carson ducks under it. Instead, he shoves Andre’s head in between his thighs and Double Underhooks both arms but Andre is fighting against his second finisher.
Sebastian Reid: HE’S FIGHTING THE “FINISH HIM”. ANDRE ISN’T GOING TO BE DESTROYED BY THE TIGER DRIVER!
The hold is broken off and Andre throws him over his shoulder until Mikey lands on the middle turnbuckle of the corner behind him. He leaps onto the top rope then leaps backwards into a Corkscrew Moonsault but the landing doesn’t go his way. Andre falls back and locks his legs around his back then locks his arms into his legs: Applying the submission finisher, “Home Sweet Holmes”!
Gravedigger: OH MY GOD! NO! NOT LIKE THIS! THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE! AFTER EVERYTHING MIKEY HAS WORKED FOR, IT CAN’T END LIKE THIS!
Sebastian Reid: HE’S GOT HIM TRAPPED IN THE CENTER OF THE RING AND THE GORILLA CLUTCH IS THE RARE VERSION OF HIS SUBMISSION FINISHER!
Mikey is on top of Andre who is putting in the worst pain in mankind’s history. The Intercontinental Champion is hanging on his last life before dragging himself near the ropes. Andre keeps leaning back and forth with the tied legs, squeezing the life out of his body with the hold. The referee is on his chest carefully watching this submission.
Jimmy Garcia: THE HOME SWEET HOLMES IS LOCKED AND MIKEY CARSON IS CRAWLING TO THE ROPES! ANDRE HOLMES IS PUTTING EVERYTHING INTO THIS SUBMISSION! THE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP AND THE TRIPLE CROWN STATUS! CAN HE DO IT?!
Mikey is almost there, he is right there in front of the bottom rope. Right hand raised, all he needs to do is grab it but instead, the UCI Intercontinental Champion, Mikey Carson, taps out. The referee waves his arm in the after getting up signalling the match is over!
Ding Ding Ding!
Gravedigger: NO WAAAAY!
“Relentless” by New Years Day replays around the Wembley Stadium and no seat is left touched as every member of the audience jumps off their chairs applauding the six star, maybe seven-star match. Andre rolls over to the center of the ring then stands up on his knees crying tears. The referee helps him up and hands him the new UCI Intercontinental Championship.
Taylor Lorde: Here is your winner and the NEW UCI Intercontinental Champion and the inaugural UCI Triple Crown Winner, “Relentless” Andre Holmes!
Mikey Carson gets a few help from extra referees to check on his condition while Andre walks around the ring raising the UCI Intercontinental Championship belt. He hops onto the middle turnbuckle then raises the belt where a sequence of fireworks emerges on the stage and around the top of the stadium. He continues raising the championship belt high with both hands above his head.
Sebastian Reid: Let me be one to say that I am proud to be here in the generation where Andre Holmes has made history yet again by becoming the new UCI Intercontinental Champion and UCI’s first ever Triple Crown Winner!
Hopping off the middle turnbuckle, he holds the championship belt over his right shoulder and looks at Mikey getting helped up to his feet by the referee. Andre approaches Mikey with a hand open for a shake and Carson hesitates before shaking the hand. Once again, the London crowd are truly thankful for this amazing match between the two.
Crowd: THANK YOU MIKEY! ANDRE HOLMES! THANK YOU MIKEY! ANDRE HOLMES!
Jimmy Garcia: Andre Holmes. From everyone around the world watching, you’ve finally achieved your first Triple Crown Championship moment. Your beautiful girlfriend, your amazing four children and the Guardian's along with the entire fan base of UCI are proud to witness this moment. Enjoy it Andre Holmes because you are the new UCI Intercontinental Champion! We’ll be back after these messages!
Ray Burnett will be suspended in a shark cage
Demarcus Jordan vs Cordelia Malice
#1 by Nelly blasts over the loudspeakers as DeMarcus Jordan enters through the curtain and does a Superman pose on the stage. Ray Burnett creeps out from behind him and raises his hands in the air as Jordan slides by him and leads the way to the ring.
Jimmy Garcia: Our former Television Champion is none too happy to be in this match tonight.
Gravedigger: You know who’s REALLY not happy, is Ray Burnett. He’s going to have to be suspended in a Shark Cage for the entire match. And who knows how long this match will be? He could be up there for hours… DAYS EVEN!
Sebastian Reid: You were a wrestler for like a hundred years… how often did a match go for hours or days?
“Freak like Me” by Halestorm plays as Cordelia Malice makes her entrance.
Jimmy Garcia: For weeks she has been tortured by Jordan and Burnett, and nothing she can do can seem to gain the upper hand. That’s why esteemed and fair owner Spencer Adams has allowed this match to have the stipulation that Ray Burnett be suspended above the ring in a shark cage.
Gravedigger: And he has a propensity for doing things to keep minorities down.
Sebastian Reid: Isn’t Spencer a minority?
Gravedigger: I don’t see color when I see people, Sebastian…
Before Cordelia gets into the ring she demands that Burnett be put in his cage. Burnett refuses to be locked up as the official tries to physically put him in. But Burnett escapes and delivers a surprise plancha over the top rope right onto Malice. Jordan follows him outside and starts dropping boots onto her prone body.
She pushes him off of her and then Burnett gets in on the action. The numbers game, even with a shark cage in play, cannot be overcome. Jordan comes back with a steel chair and places Malice’s legs in them. He then jumps and lands on the steel chair crushing her legs in between causing her to scream out in agony.
Gravedigger: I would have done the same thing with MS13. If you’re going to force a man to be trapped he has every right to gain the upper hand when he can.
Burnett kicks at her midsection until finally enough security and stage hands get to the ring to stop the onslaught and pull Burnett and Jordan off of her. Jordan happily steps back and lets the officials tend to Malice’s hurt knee. A medical attendant is called over and he checks out the knee. He waves to the referee who then says something to Taylor Lorde.
Taylor Lorde: Ladies and Gentlemen it appears that Cordelia Malice will NOT be able to compete here tonight…
DeMarcus snatches the microphone away from Taylor.
DeMarcus Jordan: THEREFORE making ME the winner of this match.
He looks down at Malice who is yelling at the referee’s decision.
DeMarcus Jordan: I told you not to mess with me, bitch. I told you that when you fuck with me you fuck with a mother fucking lion. But NO… you had to keep on steppin’ and keep on frontin’. And now you and the rest of the UCI locker room KNOWS what happens when you get in MY business. You get steppin’ to get steppin’!
Jimmy Garcia: Can’t we see that this is his Motus Operandi now? He did the same thing to Teo the week before he won the TV Title and now he did it to Malice. He doesn’t play fair, but he plays to win.
Suddenly Toxic Avenger's Death Breath begins to play and the crowd is up on their feet blowing the proverbial roof off Wembley at the sight of Special Guest GM Johnny Rabid making his way ringside.
Johnny Rabid: Mr. Jordan. I’m afraid that I cannot allow this match to end like this. Trust me, I’ve suffered the most horrid fate a man can suffer through during a match and I guarantee you that if I could go back in time to that fateful moment I would have wanted the match to carry on. For those of you that don’t know what I’m talking about… Google It.
That being said, I was backstage with Miss Malice earlier tonight. She strikes me as a fighter that would not allow herself to go down like this. So despite the medical staff’s recommendation I’m going to make my own recommendation. If Cordelia Malice feels up for it, I say let’s get this match back underway.
The crowd starts to chant ‘YES’ as a microphone is handed to Cordelia. She is helped to her feet and she stumbles down a little on the bum leg. She then gets back to her feet, a wretched smile etched across her face as she brings the microphone to her lips.
Cordelia Malice: Get that bitch Burnett IN THAT FUCKING SHARK CAGE!
The crowd cheers as 4 men push Burnett into the cage; lock it up and it rises above the ring.
Johnny Rabid: So it is written… so it shall be. GAME ON!
Jordan wastes no time chop blocking Malice and taking her off her feet again, targeting that injured knee of hers. He lifts her leg up and delivers stiff kicks to the back of her leg as she screams out in agony. He then wrenches the knee, twisting it in a direction it’s not supposed to go as the referee FINALLY and reluctantly calls for the bell for the match to begin.
Jimmy Garcia: I have all the respect in the world for Johnny Rabid, but this seems just irresponsible.
Gravedigger: Malice knew what she was getting herself into when she accepted this match to begin with.
Sebastian Reid: Well lets treat this as this is, men, a singles match with standard rules. And the referee is counting them out. He’s already at 6 and Jordan seems to have realized and rolled back into the ring. He’ll take this easy victory for sure.
The referee counts to 7 and Malice seems to regain some type of composure as the count gets up to 8. She drags herself to her feet using the ring by 9 and right before the ref can count to 10 she rolls herself under the bottom rope and the count stops.
Malice is beaten down. A trickle of blood forms from her mouth and a small gash appears over her eye. Her beautiful tattooed face begins to become crimson as Jordan in shock as he raises her to her feet. He closes a fist and delivers a blow right to the slightly open gash on her head and lets her drop to the floor.
He drops to the floor and delivers a forearm to her head followed by another closed fist as the referee counts for him to stop. By the time he reaches 4 Jordan gets up with his arms in the air as though he had done nothing wrong.
Jimmy Garcia: The referee has the discretion to stop this match at any time. I suggest he take it.
Sebastian Reid: I wouldn’t want to be that referee if he stops this match. Malice would have her revenge.
Gravedigger: She wouldn’t be able to do much with a broken leg and a concussion.
Jordan puts his foot on Malice’s chest and does a bicep flex as the referee drops down for the pin.
Cordelia gets her shoulder up but barely even though there is hardly any weight on her. Jordan laughs and lifts her to her feet by her hair as the referee admonishes him. He smacks her face, aiming for the open wound and throws her into the ropes. She falls on the ground before even reaching the ropes and slides awkwardly under the bottom rope.
The crowd’s excitement becomes oddly hushed as this has gone from a wrestling match to simply a beat down with no one able to do anything about it. Jordan tells the referee to count out Malice. He begins the count and when he gets to three Jordan stops it and rolls out of the ring.
Malice uses the ring post to get to her feet and stand upright for the first time since she walked out. Jordan runs forward to splash her into the post. But right before he makes contact she moves out of the way forcing Jordan to hit his head on the steel post.
Jimmy Garcia: I can’t believe she had the wherewithal to move away from that move.
Gravedigger: It looks like she fell. I don’t think she knows what’s going on still.
Malice looks over and sees Jordan on the ground next to her. A devious smile crosses her face as he begins to come to and sees the blood stained teeth of Cordelia Malice staring back at him. Like a vicious monster she mounts Jordan and delivers blow after closed fist blow to his face, head and sternum. The crowd goes crazy as they watch this victim become the aggressor and finally take command of the match.
The referee’s count gets up to 8 and Jordan pushes Malice off of him and rolls into the ring. Malice, fighting through the pain in her leg, rolls under the bottom rope before the referee counts to 10 and gets to her feet. DeMarcus is also on his feet and Malice goes to deliver a straight kick to his midsection, but he grabs the leg. Malice is left standing on her bum leg, and one pull knocks her off balance, but she uses the momentum to leap up and hit an enzuguiri to the back of Jordan’s already tender head knocking him down.
She rolls over as fast as she can and goes for the pin. But DeMarcus hardly lets the count get to one. Still way too fresh to be pinned that easy. Both fighters get to their feet and again Jordan delivers a stiff chop block to knock Malice down, that leg still being the deciding factor in the match.
He uncharacteristically grabs the leg and drops a knee on it before shouting “WHOOOOO!” Then he spins around and locks on a figure 4 leglock!
Jimmy Garcia: The figure 4 leglock invented by Nature Boy Buddy Rogers hits 7 crucial areas on the lower extremities, specifically where he has been focusing his attack all night.
Gravedigger: She’s going to have to tap. She has no choice.
Sebastian Reid: She’ll pass out before she quits.
And it appears that things are going that way as she struggle and tries to spin over to reverse the pressure but it all seems to be too much as he shoulders fall back on the mat. The referee drops for the pin.
She sits up and cries in pain as the only way to get respite from the hold is to lays on her back she lays back again and gets up again at the count of 2 before getting pinned. Jordan lay on his back and then bridges to focus all of that energy on the knee of Malice who shouts and raises her hand to tap. But instead she punches the mat and pulls herself towards the ropes. She finally reaches the ropes and the referee calls for the break.
Sebastian Reid: He’s not letting go.
Gravedigger: He’s satisfied with breaking her leg rather than getting the win. She’s dumb enough to not tap out. What will this win ultimately cost her?
The referee gets to 5 and then calls for the bell. Malice screams ‘NO!’ to the timekeeper who still makes the call to ring the bell as she pulls her entire body out of the ring causing a pendulum effect to cross check Jordan across the throat with the bottom rope.
Taylor Lorde: Ladies and Gentlemen the winner of this match as a result of a disqualification…
Jimmy Garcia: What’s happening? Why did he stop?
Taylor Lorde: Ladies and Gentlemen, I’ve just been told by our Guest GM Johnny Rabid that this match will STILL GO ON!
The same twisted smile crosses Cordelia’s face as she gets to her feet at the same time as Jordan. She grabs him to throw him into the steps but Jordan reverses it and goes to throw her. She reverses that and throws him back first into the steel steps. With Jordan sitting with the back to the steps Malice rushes forward with a dropkick crushing his back between her feet and the steps. She rolls him back into the ring and follows suit.
Jordan gets to his knees and begs for her to stop. Malice walking like she has no injury to speak of slaps Jordan across the face. He looks at her with fury in his eyes but she replies with a superkick knocking him back. She looks up at Burnett and points at him.
She lifts Jordan to his feet and sets him up for the ride. He holds his head over her shoulder in a cutter position, runs up the ropes and delivers a sitdown shinruai.
Sebastian Reid: DIVINE MALICE!
Jimmy Garcia: And she’s transitioning that into her Twisted Malice Submission!
She holds his head and arches her back over his. She raises her bum leg, but the higher she raises it the more Jordan screams in agony as though it’s stretching him out even more. He taps out and the bell rings.
Gravedigger: Jordan choosing that it’s better to fight another day than to fight any longer. I would have to agree with him on this one. A woman scorned is terrifying, and she was not giving up that fight.
Jimmy Garcia: Jordan had control of that entire match. He was practically flawless in the match, it was those few discretions that stopped him from gaining victory this week.
Jordan rolls out of the ring as “Freak Like Me” plays over the loudspeaker and Malice stands victorious in the middle of the ring.
Taylor Lorde: The winner of this match… CORDELIA MALICE!
Jimmy Garcia: Congratulations, Cordelia. She finally got noticed like she wanted to on the biggest stage we have.
Sebastian Reid: It looks like she’s not done yet.
Cordelia Malice grabs a steel chair and waits patiently as the shark cage descends on the ring. Burnett is shouting for it to go back up where he has been shouting to be let down the entire match. The officials unlock the cage and he holds it shut, shouting again to have it go back up.
Malice stands holding the chair like a baseball bat as the officials finally let him out. She takes a wild swing and bends the chair over the shark cage as he ducks out of the way. Burnett goes to slither out of the ring but Malice Grabs him by the pants and pulls him back in, sets him up and hits Divine Malice on him knocking him out cold.
The crowd cheers “MALICE… MALICE…!” As the scene fades.
UCI Hypermedia Championship
Triple Threat Match
Shadowlove vs NegaSonik vs Zombie McMorris
Sebastian Reid: Guys, tonight we are going to crown a new inaugural champion. After much hype and preparation we get to see the Hypermedia Championship for the first time at Beyond as we move into our new home on Syfy.
Jimmy Garcia: And to top it off, tonight has already been a fantastic night! We have had so many great matches and its been a pleasure to watch these guys and girls in the ring. However, you said it, Reid, this Hypermedia match is going to special.
Sebastian Reid: You folks at home have been following it all week and trending worldwide with hashtag Hypermedia and hashtag UCI. It has been absolutely amazing and I want to give a special thanks to the competitors in this match for making it just so damn enjoyable to watch. Shadowlove, Negasonik and even Zombie McMorris.
Wavedigger: Ya gawd damnt right! Thank You ol’Z for saving this match. Could you image this match if it was just Shadowlove verse Sonik; we’d have to refund peoples money. We have over eighty thousand where in Whim’bly bimb’ly and I aint about to hand these people anything. Bunch of cockney lowlifes.
Sebastian Reid: Something about you is different. You haven’t acted like this for the entire show.
Wavedigger: Ah, I got me some of that melt intah the floor shit. I’m on that Popeye’s two piece. Popeye’s, its Louisiana fast.
Sebastian Reid: Well folks, you have been watching and you have been waiting, so lets go ring side with Taylor Lorde.
Taylor Lorde: Ladies and gentlemen, our following contest is for the inaugural bout for the UCI Hypermedia Championship!
“Gods Gonna Cut You down” Hits the PA system as Buddy Roman walks out on stage with a microphone.
Buddy Roman: Hang on, hang on. I’m so sorry to interrupt the luscious Taylor Lorde but MY NAME is Vincent “Buddy” Roman. I am here on behalf of my client, the Evil Incarnate, The Pale Rider – Thee.. Coked Up Mad Man. It is by his request and at the behest of my client I am obligated by my sworn duties bestowed upon me by the good Lord himself. So allow me. Ladies and gentlemen, the thousands in attendance and millions watching around the world. Making his way to the ring first. He is the innovator of the Dank Memes.. He is the originator of the Internet Division. He is the man that is keeping Shia Lebouf paid in the shade. I give to you.. the one.. the only… Zombie McMorris!
"Killed By Death" hits the PA system as the arena begins to fill with smoke. The Guitar and drums kick in and play up as the crowd search for ZMAC. Them vocals smash the speakers as the spot light is shows ZMAC whose stand out in the middle section of the area.
Fans: If you squeeze me lizard, I’ll put my snake in you. I’m a romantic adventure and a reptile too.
He stands there with his back turned to the ring with his arms out in a ‘T’ pose. He turns to face the crowd as he takes a few steps down the aisle way.
Fans: Easy! Easy!
He pumps the crowd up as they go rabid for the Coked UP Mad Man who reaches into his pulls out a vial of cocaine and snorts it.
Fans: The only time I’m gone be easy is when I’m.. KILED BY DEATH! KILLED BY DEATH!
Fans: I’m a lone wolf ligger but I ain’t no pretty boy!
Fans swarm him as he takes beer after beer and chugs them; getting some all over his face and chest. ZMAC is in a sea of “Dove Killah Certified OG’s” as the fans lift him up and body surf him down to the crowd barrier.
Fans: KILLED BY DEATH! KILLED BY DEATH! KILLED BY DEATH!
He jumps the barrier and slides into the ring. ZMAC takes to the adjacent turnbuckle and taunts the crowd before taking off his jacket and throwing it to the towards the time keeper. The Honey Badger has arrived.
Sebastian Reid: I don’t see it with this guy; whats so damn appealing?
Wavedigger: Reid, if you don’t get it now, you never will but then again you’ve never seen him wrestle.
Jimmy Garcia: It’s hard to believe this guy is Crows dad.
Wavedigger: And if you thought Crow was a tough bas’tid, wait till you see this.
Taylor Lorde: And his opponent..
“Teenagers” by: My Chemical Romance hits the pa system.
Taylor Lorde: He hails from the Brotherhood ranch.. He stands five foot five and weighs in at a hundred and thirty five pounds.. representing the Brotherhood.. He is the Clown Prince of Pain… Negasonik!
NegasoniK comes out very slowly swaying side to side to the beat, he slowly walks to the arena with a devious grin on his face, when he gets to the ring apron he slowly crawls up onto the apron,after sitting on his knees for 3 minutes examining the crowd he throws his head back laughing. Then he stands up and flips over the ropes running to the corner, climbing the turnbuckle, where he throws his hands up and then backflips from the turnbuckle.
Sebastian Reid: And the fans here in Wembly love NSK. Kids, teens and even some older women, they just love this guy.
Jimmy Garcia: And why not, he’s young, athletic and good looking.
Wavedigger: Explains why you like ‘em, you Johnny cum lately.
Jimmy Garcia: Whats that eve mean.
Wavedigger: I think you know what it means.
Taylor Lorde: Making his way to the ring… from London, England.. He stands six foot four and weighs in at two hundred and thirty five pounds… HE IS THE HANDSOME HALF BREED.. SHAAADOOWW-LOOOVVEEE!
"PERSONAL JESUS” by Depeche Mode begins to play throughout the darkened Arena. A mixture of multicolored laser lights and strobe lights illuminate the Arena along with theatrical smoke and fog sets the scene like a Four Season Fashion Show. The Audience throughout the Arena stand in anticipation for what is about to be the "New and Improved" wrestling trend in the UCI.
Coming through the theatrical smoke and fog and appearing under the fashion show lighting is the one and only, "The Dynamic Duo" in all of sports entertainment, "The Handsome Half-breed" Shadowlove, along with his personal bodyguard/valet, "The Fashionista Sensei" Ms. Miyamoto, stopping for a second, taking in the aura of the Arena, pose like fashion models on a catwalk.
The Audience throughout the Arena begin clicking away with their cameras like the paparazzi during a "Hollywood" premiere. Ms. Miyamoto leads the way down the aisle with "flirty" confidence as Shadowlove, a few steps behind her, enjoying the view. "The Dynamic Duo" make their way to the squared circle. Shadowlove slides into the ring like a snake. Ms. Miyamoto, with catlike precision, walks up the ringside steps and seductively enters the ring through the second rope.
"HER STRUT" by Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band begins to play throughout the arena. Shadowlove stands in the middle of the ring, spreads his arms straight out and bows his head, as if, being crucified on a cross. Jesus Wept! Ms. Miyamoto, exuding fantastic supermodel energy, as she walks with a stiff, erect, and apparently arrogant and conceited "Strut" around "The Handsome Half-breed" Shadowlove, to a rousing "Standing Ovation" from the crowd. She lowers her RayBan sunglasses down her perfectly flawless nose of her angelic looking face showing off her incandescent green eyes, nodding in approval at such a Magnificent Specimen, while tapping a rolled-up copy of the Wall St. Journal in the palm of her hand.
Ms. Miyamoto cradles up against Shadowlove's body, caressing his muscular chest with her fingers and raises her RayBan sunglasses up her perfectly flawless nose of her angelic looking face, hiding her incandescent green eyes, with her middle finger. Shadowlove raises his head, with his classically masculine and modern mussed, razor-textured, choppy finished dark brown hair. He shows off his fighters face, with an ice cold stare which radiants from his blue eyes. A malevolent, tight wolfish, whiplash smile, slowly appearing on his lips showing off perfectly white even teeth in a "'The Face Of The Franchise’, the whole ‘F’N’ Show, Mr. UCI, if you will, or whatever expletive that you want to put in front of his name.” shit-eating grin as he strips off the black leather trench-coat like a Chippendale's dancer.
A couple of salty looking Japanese dudes named Kyodai and Shatei, known as the bodyguard duo of Black Rain, both sporting jet-black crew-cut hair, sunglasses, custom-made black Giorgio Armani business suits appear out of nowhere and stand in an on guard, very protective, ever vigilant attack formation behind Ms. Miyamoto outside the squared-circle.
Jimmy Garcia: He is the corner stone of UCI; one of the best and brightest.
Sebastian Reid: Completely agree. Shadowlove is one of the best pure athletes and tacticians in all of UCI.
Jimmy Garcia: No matter what match it is, you cant count Shadowlove out, especially when he has Ms. Miyamoto and the duo of Black Rain.
Wavedigger: Yah but don’t forget that this is a hardcore match. It’s a triple threat. There are no rules. There are no rope breaks. This style of match favors Sonik and ZMAC.
Jimmy Garcia: But Shadowlove has Ms. Miyamoto who he’s extremely protective of plus Black Rain. If anything gets out of hand, they will swing it back in Shadowlove’s favor.
All three men stand in a corner with the ref in the upper right corner. He steps into the center of the ring showing off the brand new Hypermedia championship. He walks over to the ropes and hands the championship to the time keeper before the bell rings.
Shadowlove immediately leaves the ring through the middle rope and runs his fingers through his hair with a smug cocky smile on his face. He waves ZMAC and NSK off as he walks towards the entrance ramp where he is swarmed with cameras.
Jimmy Garcia: Whats Shadowlove doing?
Sebastian Reid: It’s the smart thing. He’s going to let NSK and ZMAC fight it out. Why should he dirty his hands when he knows he can let his opponents kill each other.
Wavedigger: It’s a smart move. Both NSK and ZMAC want this belt and Shadowlove is going to let them tear themselves apart for it.
Back in the ring NSK and ZMAC look to square up but ZMAC points to the ropes and thumbs towards Shadowloves direction. ZMAC hits the ropes as NSK gets down on one knee. ZMAC his the ropes and crashes down on ZMAC and the paparazzi with a suicide dive!
Jimmy Garcia: Well it’s safe to say that, that plan backfired on Shadowlove. He got what, maybe five seconds?
Wavedigger: But he was surrounded by Paparazzi. They broke ZMACs falls. Its tactical genius if you ask me.
ZMAC gets to his feet and as he does..
Jimmy Garcia: FLYING TEENAGE WARHEAD! WATCH OUT!
Sebastian Reid: NSK with a springboard flying cross body.
NSK gets to his feet first and fist pumps.
NSK walks over to the fans in the aisle as they embrace him but it is short lived as Shadowlove gets up and connects with a forearm to the back of NSK. Shadowlove walks NSK back to the ring and rolls him in. NSK sits up but Shadowlove hits a flipping snapmare. Shadowlove gets up to see that NSK is dazed and he connects with a shining wizard!
Quick cover with a fist full of tights.
Jimmy Garcia: And NSK kicks out. Not yet. No my friend, not today.
Sebastian Reid: Those fists full of tights by Shadowlove is completely legal. There is nothing the ref can do about it.
Shadowlove picks NSK up and tries to Irish Whip him but NSK reverses and connects with a moonsault kick that catches Shadowlove right on the chin.
Jimmy Garcia: Shadowlove caught the full toe and some of that heel right on the button with that incredible moonsault kick.
NSK makes a pin of his own.
Wavedigger: NO! Kickout! The Handsome Half Breed stays alive. You cant put him down with that weak ass move.
NSK gets to his feet as ZMAC slides in the ring behind him. ZMAC waits for his moment to strike.
Jimmy Garcia: Double arm swinging DDT!
Sebastian Reid:NO! NSK completely flips over, turning that DDT into a bridging pin combination!
Jimmy Garcia: NOO!! Broken up by Shadowlove.
ZMAC rolls out of the ring again as Shaowlove picks up NSK and hits him slingshot gordbuster. Shadowlove going to work now with some mounted strikes. He gets off NSK and taunts his physique to the crowd. NSK gets to his feet as Shadowlove turns around..
Sebastian Reid: Running Superman Punch!
Shadowlove stumbles backwards as NSK finishes him off with a drop kick that sends him outside the ring. ZMAC tries to slide back in undetected but NSK turns around..
Jimmy Garcia: Great combination by NSK that sends Shadowlove over the top rope.
Sebastian Reid: And now NSK takes that familiar Ryu fighting stance against Zombie McMorris.
Wavedigger: And he’s taunting ZMAC. This kid is a freaking idiot!
ZMAC cracks his neck before lunging at NSK with a wide haymaker that misses. NSK ducks under it.
ZMAC gets hit with a double palm strike and stumbles backwards.
NSK keeps on ZMAC
ZMAC stumbles away from NSK but NSK continues.
NSK: SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!
Jimmy Garcia: and that devastating heart punch sends ZMAC into the turn buckle.
NSK takes a wide stance and “powers up” NSK shouts as the crowd shouts with him
Crowd: KIA-O-KEN.. TIMES…
Sebastian Reid: The fans love it! NSK unleashing a flurry of four kicks and four punches to ZMAC.
Jimmy Garcia: SHADOWKICK!
ZMAC flips right over the turnbuckle and to the floor. NSK gets on the middle turnbuckle an fists pumps as the crowd modify a familiar football chant.
Crowd: SKay- NS- NS- SKay- Skay!
Wavedigger: This is insufferable.
Sebastian Reid: Yah, wheres your Coked Up Mad Man now, looks like a heap on the floor in front of us.
Wavedigger: You shut your mouth or I’ll have Jimmy kill you. He’s Mexican, he’ll do anything for fifty bucks!
Jimmy Garcia: He’s right cha know.
Shadowlove hits the ring and tries to powerbomb NSK from the turnbuckle but NSK flips out of it..
Jimmy Garcia: Bikini Bottom!
Sebastian Reid: NSK just firing on all cylinders tonight.
Wavedigger: Shadowlove kicks out just in time.
Sebastian Reid: Well ‘Digger it looks like you still got one dog in this fight.
NSK goes to pick up Shadowlove but Shadowlove hits him with a low blow.
Wavedigger: Yah! How bout that!? We like to call that SUPER FUCKING EFFECTIVE!
Jimmy Garcia: The Bionic Elbow!
With that elbow, Shadowlove is able to turn the tide of the match. He takes this time to completely out wrestle and twist NSK up with brutal strikes and holds. He’s just torturing NSK as he applies the torture rack into a rude awakening.
He goes for the pin.
Shadowlove lets go of the pin attempt.
Sebastian Reid: Pin him! What is he doing?
Wavedigger: Its ZMAC! He’s getting in the face of Ms. Miyamoto.
Sebastian Reid: Those are so lude gestures but thankfully she’s behind Black Rain.
ZMACs mouth gets him into trouble as Shadowlove leaves the ring and clubs ZMAC from behind. The two begin to brawl on the outside in front of Ms. Miyamoto.
Jimmy Garcia: Wait, its NSK! Hes on the top rope! AHH, HEART OF THE CARDS!
NSK takes out everyone, Black Rain and Ms. Miyamoto included. ZMAC falls backwards and lands right on top of Ms. Miyamoto and gives her a big ol’ wet frencher.
Shadowlove sees this and is instantly enraged.
Sebastian Reid: Ono. ZMAC played with fire and now he’s going to get burned.
Wavedigger: Just the way he likes it.
Sebastian Reid: We’ve seen this before. Shadowlove is going to try and kill him now.
Wavedigger: Just the way he likes it.
Shadowlove completely ignores NSK and goes right after ZMAC. He peels ZMAC off of Ms. Miyamoto and starts hammering away with closed right hands. He boxes ZMAC into the guard rail and then whips him into the ring post. ZMAC recoils, holding his back as Shadowlove charges with a headbutt.
Shadowlove eats the post but is not phased at all, rather he continues with his assault. Headbutt after headbutt. ZMAC hits the ground as Shadowlove takes brass knuckles out of his tights and connects.
Jimmy Garcia: Flashy fist drop!
NSK is staying far away from the action, he ain’t fool as he watches the assault from the other side of the floor. Shadowlove goes under the ring finds a cricket bat. ZMAC gets to his knees and starts laughing at Shadowlove.
Sebastian Reid: I don’t get your boy, Digger. Why is he laughing.
Wavedigger: Because he got Shadowlove to play the game.
Shadowlove starts brutalizing ZMAC with the cricket bat as ZMAC just takes it with a bloody smile on his face.
Sebastian Reid: Al your guy has done was get his ass beat this entire match up.
Wavedigger: Just like he likes it.
Sebastian Reid: ZMACs a sick guy isn’t he?
Shadowlove hits ZMAC so hard with an upward swing it sends him up and over the guard rail. Shadowlove makes chase as NSK cautiously follows. In the crowd Shadowlove drops the bat in favor a chair as he smashes it over ZMAC skull.
Sebastian Reid: I think Shadowlove broke every bone in ZMACs face and with good reason too. You don’t put your hands, let alone your disgusting lips on Ms. Miyamoto.
Shadowlove starts choking ZMAC with the rim of the chair against the floor but here comes NSK with a chair of his own.
Wavedigger: I hate to break it to you, but this is ZMACs element.
Jimmy Garcia: What, getting beat down by better men?
Wavedigger: They arnt in the ring. I’ve seen it. I’ve been inside It.
Sebastian Reid: Been inside what?
Wavedigger: IT. ZMAC thrives in a hardcore brawl and that’s what this turned into. NSK likes it there too but Shadowlove, he might be angry but he aint coked up.
NSK smacks Shadowlove in the back with a chair. Shadowlove staggers up through the crowd as NSK follows him but Shadowlove is still enraged and turns that on NSK. He takes the chair from NSK and flat-lines him before making his way over to ZMAC. Shadowlove looks over to Ms. Miyamoto who signals for the end.
Jimmy Garcia: The Dark gift! The Dark Gift to ZMAC!
Wavedigger chimes in with dead pan sarcasm.
Wavedigger: Help. Police. Murder.
NSK bum rushes Shadowlove and hits him back into the guardrail with a running knee. Shadowlove props himself up against the rail as NSK unloads.
The triple kick and punch combo sends Shadowlove back over the guard rail. NSK taunts as the crowd eats it up. NSK turns towards ZMAC who has a vial of cocaine in his hand but NSK leas up and connects with a Tatsumaki that sends the vial flying; landing in the ring.
Sebastian Reid: And here comes Kyodia and Shatei to the rescue. NSK may have brought fancy moves but Shadowlove brought equalizers.
Kyodia takes on NSK with a savage beatdown as Shatei hammers away on ZMAC.
The lights go out.
A synched voice comes over the PA.
The lights come back on as three men in ninja turtle masks. They rush Black Rain and even the odds up. They help beat down and battle back against Black Rain.
Sebastian Reid: DIGGER EX-FRIGGIN’ SLPAIN!
Wavedigger: That’s TMNT Security. They are the best enforcers in all of wrestling. Trained by ZMAC and The Godfather of Wrasslin Bobby Cairo.
TMNT Security brawl up and away from the scene as NSK hops the railing and rolls Shadowlove into the ring. Back in the crowd one of the TMNT Security lags behind. ZMAC uses him to get to his feet but the masked man hooks ZMAC.
Wavedigger: What the hell?
Sebastian Reid: Thus Proving ZMAC has no friends.
Wavedigger: Theres only two of them, whose that guy!
ZMAC struggles but cant get away. The maksed man rips his mask off.
Sebastian Reid: Holy shit! Its Adam Young!
Jimmy Garcia: DEATH BLOW TO THE CONCRETE FLOOR!
Crowd: 1 sick bastard! 1 sick bastard!
Adam Young poses and disappears into the crowd.
Sebastian Reid: was this a part of his plan?
Back in the ring, Shadowlove gets the upper hand hitting a twilt-a-whirl back breaker into another flashly fist drop. Shadowlove taunts to the crowd then towards NSK, waiting for him to get up. Shadowlove picks up NSK and hooks him up
Sebastian Reid: The Seductive Handsomeness
ZMAC from out of nowhere, grans the refs leg and yanks him out of the ring and knocks him out.. ZMAC hits another vial of coke and gets in the ring.
Sebastian Reid: Shadowlove has been in control this entire match until those TMNT Security guys showed up! Spencer Adams needs to go do his job and arrest these men for assault and trespassing. Now ZMAC kills the referee.
Shadowlove boots NSK out of the ring and taunts to the crowd as he looks over towards Ms. Miyamoto and blows her a kiss.
Shadowlove: That belt is ours!
Shadowlove turns around..
Jimmy Garcia: Bat-a-rang! NSK with that top rope Lariat and ZMAC slides in the ring to hoof Shadowlove to the outside. ZMAC grabs NSK buy the wrists.
The wrist lock turns into a test of strength to which NSK is easily outmatched and over powered. ZMAC is just toying with him, enjoying himself and the punishment.
Jimmy Garcia: NSK is fading, he’s going to have to do something drastic.
NSK tries to force choke ZMAC but nothing happens.
Sebastian Reid: He’s running out of options.
NSK sees ZMACS vile of cocaine and uses his force powers to summon towards him. The vial rattles and shakes before leaving the ground and into the free hand of NSK.
Sebastian Reid: The hell kind of voodoo is this?
NSK is reluctant but he’s in dire straits. He smashes the vial on his face, inhaling some of the cocaine. NSK hulks up with extreme power, his hair changes from normal to a glowing yellow then to a neon blue. NSK matches the wrist lock in this test of strength and over powers ZMAC.
ZMAC: Oh no…
NSK: TIMES.. TEN..
NSK unleashes a flurry of blinding fast punches followed by a code breaker.
Jimmy Garcia: Pokemon Master!
ZMAC hits the ground, completely laid out.
NSK poses with a victory sign.
NSK pins ZMAC
Crowd: 1, 2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14…
Sebastian Reid: Theres no ref, the count means nothing.
Shadowlove comes back in the ring with a chair. NSK gets up off of ZMAC and turns around.
A ref comes running towards the ring.
Shadowlove hits NSK with a chair and plants him.
Jimmy Garcia: The Dark Gift!
NSKs hair goes back to normal as he is out cold.
Wavedigger: curb stomp to the ref!
ZMAC grabs the chair and swings at Shadowlove, dumping him outside the ring. ZMAC then grabs NSK and sets him up!
Wavedigger: Axe Wound to the steel chair and NSK has to be down.
Sebastian Reid: That’s the second ref and the second time ZMAC has screwed over the Handsome Half Breed!
A man jumps the barrier from the crowd wearing a ref shirt.
Jimmy Garcia: Whose this?
Wavedigger: It’s Johnny Reef! He’s a referee!
Johnny Reef slides into the ring to make the count as Shadowlove makes his way back in to break up the count but Johnny Reef counts like its his fucking job just as Shadowlove reaches them.
Johnny Reef calls for the bell!!
Jimmy Garcia: Did he win?
Sebastian Reid: No. No. no way. Shadowlove broke that up. He broke that up!
Sebastian Reid: You cant win with your own referee! Shadowlove had this match won! This is outrageous!
ZMAC and Johnny Reef slide out of the ring as Shadowlove looks on in shock and confusion.
Taylor Lorde: The winner of this match … AND NEWW UCI HYPERMEDIA CHAMPION… ZOMBIE.. MCMORRIS!
Sebastian Reid: I don’t care what anyone says, Shadowlove had this match won! ZMAC friggin’ cheated! He knocked out two refs, he sexually assaulted Ms. Miyamoto, he had outside goons attack Black Rain and he planted his own referee in the match to win. This is disgusting! How can Spencer Adams sleep at night knowing this is going on right under his nose?
Wavedigger: I’ll tell you how, like a straight up savage, that’s how! Get used to how this feels, Reid, because when ZMACs around, you’ll be feeling it a lot.
Sebastian Reid: This sucks!
ZMAC grabs the Hypermedia Championship, holds it above his head to taunt Shadowlove and hops the barrier into the crowd as his theme music plays him out.
Sebastian Reid: Like a thief in the night, ZMAC just stole the rightful property of the Handsome Half Breed. What poison has Spencer Adams just unleashed into UCI?
Golden Ticket Match
Winner receives a UCI World Title match at the time of their choosing
Casey Holliday vs Damian Kaine vs Erin Fausse vs Bonnie Blue vs Julian Mercury
Jimmy Garcia: We talk about big matches as there is no shortage of them here in UCI, but what about this one guys?
Sebastian Reid: Oh, we’ve got a stacked co-main event!
Gravedigger: Just to remind everyone watching on SyFy, five will enter this hellish ladder match and one will walk out with a world title shot at the time of their choosing!
Jimmy Garcia: Don’t forget that since the TV title must be defended every week and Erin Fausse is competing in this one, the TV title WILL be on the line as well!
Sebastian Reid: Certainly gives an extra bit of motivation to the competitors in this one!
Jimmy Garcia: Can you guys imagine someone taking both for themselves?!
Gravedigger: Definitely. This is big time!
Taylor Lorde: The following is the Golden Ticket Match! The match will start with multiple envelopes hung above the ring with one holding the rights to the TV Title and only one envelope containing the Golden Ticket!
The arena goes silent as golden words flash over a pitch black background on the titantron.
"Bear witness to the Dream Killer."
The words fade away as the opening of "The Future Is Now" plays, earning an onslaught of jeers and insults as the elegant Julian Mercury makes his way out from the backstage area, amused smile spread over his face as he saunters down the entrance ramp.
"They said there was no way... but they forgot the black hole in the sky.
"Yesterday is nothing... I have half a life to rewrite.
"Flying into this future... I will let the science bring the change.
"This will be the final cure... I am gonna take the past away."
Stylish as ever, Julian paces up a set of steel steps, positioning himself on the apron before stepping through the top and middle ropes cleanly. Upon entering the ring, he stops to bow politely to each side of the audience, smug smile present over his face as he retreats the corner to stretch.
Sebastian Reid: A true wildcard. I think a lot of people sleep on Julian Mercury and that’s why he’s so dangerous in that ring!
Jimmy Garcia: I don’t think anybody sleeps on The Dream Killer!
Gravedigger: You’re gonna be a ratings flop, Jimbo.
The hand-percussion that begins The Handsome Family's "Far From Any Road" plays over the speakers as the lights begin to dim. Within a few seconds, darkness falls upon the arena as the acoustic guitar kicks in, playing a vaguely sinister riff. A few more seconds later, Erin Fausse emerges from the back, her arrival punctuated by Brett Sparks' ominous baritone.
"From the dusty mesa/Her looming shadow grows/Hidden in the branches of the poison creosote"
She takes a deep breath in and exhales slowly, a smile forming on her face as thunderous jeers greet her. Her head cocked to the side, she begins her descent towards the ring, her confidence unfazed by the sea of disapproval from the audience. At the ringside area, she ascends the steel steps, pausing at the first one and turning to face the audience. The smile never leaving her face, she forms her left hand into the shape of a gun and takes aim at the audience, seemingly opening fire on the paying customers. As the boos increase in volume, she rolls her eyes and makes her way up the remaining stairs, stepping into the ring under the bottom rope. As she backs towards her corner, she shrugs at Taylor Lorde, who has already taken a few steps away from her. Her eyes slide shut as her music fades before falling back into a corner.
Sebastian Reid: A former champion and according to many, a future WORLD champion too!
Jimmy Garcia: Could this be the night she sets that into action?
Gravedigger: I’ve got a good feeling about Erin’s chances in this one!
The chorus of "Fashion" by Lady Gaga hits the PA system and Casey Holliday steps through the curtains, instantly drawing boos from the crowd. She scoffs at this and completely ignores them, as she starts to walk down the ramp, obviously confident in her self-proclaimed, prodigious abilities. She has a smirk on her face as she gets to the ring, obviously enjoying the hate she's getting from the fans. When she enters the ring, she finally acknowledges them with a 'hush' signal, which only serves to incite them to boo her louder. Casey has a laugh to herself at this, as she starts to focus on her match and the song fades.
Sebastian Reid: Remember, Holliday vacated her Rising Stars belt for entry into this one and because of that, you know this means a lot to her!
Jimmy Garcia: It means a lot to everyone, but that’s a big factor!
The guitar riffs of “Caffeine” by Jeff and Casey Lee Williams brings the crowd to their feets. As the song moves along, Damian Kaine runs to the stage, hopping around before dashing down the ramp and sliding under the bottom rope.
Taylor Lorde: Making his way to the ring, from Savannah, Georgia! Weighing in at 157 pounds. Representing the Brotherhood! He is “The Prodigy of Pestilence,” Damian Kaine!
Kaine hops to his feet, and immediately climbs the corner, backflipping off of the top rope. He then removes his vest and settles in his corner, waiting for the match to begin.
Gravedigger: Damian Kaine enters the first Golden Ticket with a massive chip on his shoulder and perhaps eyes in the back of his head.
Sebastian Reid: You would be to against a stablemate and three other top competitors in the sport!
E-Rock's heavy metal version of the "Doctor Who Theme" hits the speakers to a HUGE POP from the crowd! Smoke fills the stage as the 'Tron lights up and displays the words DAUGHTER OF TIME. The drumbeat kicks in, accompanied by the BOOM! of a white pyro flash. A shower of sparks cascades down over the stage as Bonnie Blue steps from behind the curtain. She pumps a fist into the air and gets another big pop; the big screen behind her now displays the words HARDCORE QUEEN.
As she makes her way down the aisle, high-fiving and fist-bumping the fans reaching toward her, a montage of extreme spots plays out across the giant screen: crashing through a glass table with Shadowlove; sailing through the back window of a moving bus, only to come back and hit a hurricanrana on Stevie Corah; landing an elbow on Bad News Brawler; Bonnie dropping on Corah from atop a ladder, crashing with him through a table; a bruised and bloodied Bonnie setting Jonathan Porter up on the top turnbuckle, to hit a reverse Frankensteiner. Interspersed throughout the video are scenes of Bonnie accepting a belt -- Tag Team or Intercontinental -- from the official, clutching the hard-won prize close with a triumphant smile. As the video ends, the word GUARDIAN appears, then fades away slowly.
Still playing to the crowd, the Daughter of Time completes a circle around the ring, then leaps onto the apron and turns to face the audience. Grasping the top rope, she backflips over it and into the ring, a dazzling smile on her lips as the fans cheer. Bonnie puts one hand to her ear and makes a beckoning motion with the other, driving the crowd into a frenzy of affection for UCI's golden girl.
Jimmy Garcia: Here’s most people’s favorite to walk out with the Golden Ticket!
Gravedigger: Not a Guardians fan, but the accolades speak for her!
Sebastian Reid: Five top competitors in the ring and the energy is at an all time high right now!
Jimmy Garcia: Ladders surrounding the ring, more envelopes than I can count hanging above the ring and one of those has a shot at the UCI World Title anytime in the next year!
DING DING DING!!
Gravedigger: Here we go!!!
All five competitors dart eyes back and forth towards one another before dropping down and rolling out to ringside at the same time. Julian brawls away with Holliday as Fausse and Bonnie also trade blows as Kaine takes advantage of being the odd man out by grabbing a ladder and immediately sliding it into the ring.
Sebastian Reid: Kaine left by himself, rushing to set up the ladder!
Jimmy Garcia: He’s setting that one up in the corner, going for the envelope suspended in the corner to the right of us!
With the others distracted, Kaine is quick to yank down the first envelope which he tears open with eagerness. He curses out loud as he reveals a blank piece of paper inside.
Gravedigger: No luck that time!
Sebastian Reid: Still up top there though and here comes Bonnie!
As Fausse recovers from the quick exchange with Bonnie, Julian and Casey continue back and forth. Bonnie mounts the turnbuckle, immediately getting underneath Kaine and flipping him back.
Jimmy Garcia: Back body drop from the top!
Sebastian Reid: Fausse, Mercury, and Holliday all able to catch Kaine there, but Bonnie has mounted on top of the ladder there and has a certain look in her eyes right now!
Gravedigger: NO WAY!
Jimmy Garcia: Senton Bomb from Bonnie onto Holliday, Mercury, and Damian Kaine!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Sebastian Reid: Fausse narrowly stepping out of the way, good scouting on that one!
Gravedigger: Now it’s Erin Fausse left alone as the other four are down.
Erin smirks before rolling back in herself. She repositions the ladder closer to the nearest envelope before beginning a slow, taunting climb up each rung.
Jimmy Garcia: Erin near the top of the ladder a bit more near the center now, but Bonnie back up!
Sebastian Reid: Shaking off the cobwebs from that big move as she slides back in.
Gravedigger: Both up top now, some more strikes being thrown between these two!
Jimmy Garcia: Holliday back up as well now!
Sebastian Reid: Setting a ladder up on the apron and barricade across from it!
Casey smiles as she centers and stabilizes the trap and proceeds to slide in to join the other two women.
Gravedigger: Dropkick to the side of the ladder from Casey as Bonnie and Fausse come crashing down!
Jimmy Garcia: Just like that, all five are back down to the ground!
Sebastian Reid: Only for a moment though as Mercury regains his footing near us now.
On his feet now, Julian drags Kaine back to his feet, yanking the Brotherhood member towards the announce table.
Gravedigger: Mercury bouncing Kaine’s head off of our table!
Jimmy Garcia: That one echoing a bit here!
Kaine drops to his knees as Mercury rips the covering from the table. Kaine is pulled back up and rolled onto the table.
Sebastian Reid: Mercury pulling Kaine back up once more, trying for an Identity Crisis!
Gravedigger: Kaine doing what he must to stay out of a bad predicament.
Jimmy Garcia: Julian Mercury lifted up by Kaine instead on a momentum shift!
Sebastian Reid: Mercury dropped gut first onto the barricade from the front suplex setup!
As a pained look paints Mercury’s face, Kaine is able to refocus as he joins the women back in the ring.
Gravedigger: Kaine sliding back, but Casey quick to stomp away at the opponent!
Jimmy Garcia: Casey grabbing hold of the ladder now!
Sebastian Reid: Erin up though, Casey turning towards her.
Gravedigger: Fausse with the foot driving that ladder into Casey’s midsection!
With Casey collapsing, Fausse immediately grabs hold of the ladder Holliday was wielding and proceeds to set it up directly under the most centered envelope. Fausse wastes no time now trying to reach the top.
Jimmy Garcia: Reaching for the envelope now! Can Fausse be the second one to yank down one of those envelopes here?
Sebastian Reid: It looks like she will, but we have yet to see what’s inside!
Fausse rips away at the top of the manila envelope, pulling out the next piece of paper which to her frustration, is also blank.
Gravedigger: No time to get caught up on the luck of the draw though with Bonnie up behind her.
Jimmy Garcia: Bonnie yanking Erin back down to the ring now and it’s Bonnie with some big elbows delivered to the side of the head!
Sebastian Reid: Dropkick to the knees from Bonnie as well and Erin falls now!
Gravedigger: Kaine from behind though and he shoves Bonnie hard into the corner.
Jimmy Garcia: The big thing to remember with this is that you only have to move that ladder a little bit to reach the next closest envelope and it looks like Kaine’s on the strategy right now!
Kaine repositions before making his way up the ladder once again. As he reaches the top, Mercury has recovered on the outside, holding another ladder in his arms. Just as DK reaches for the next envelope, Mercury lines up the top end of the ladder he’s holding and gives it a hard shove, sending it into the bottom of the one Damian Kaine finds himself standing on.
Sebastian Reid: Kaine hits the mat hard, what a crash and burn moment there courtesy of Julian Mercury!
Bonnie gets to her feet as Julian goes to change the ladders positioning yet again to allow the bottom end to hang out past the apron.
Jimmy Garcia: Splash from Mercury onto the end there!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Gravedigger: The top end of that ladder driven right into Bonnie’s face, smart catapult sort of strategy from Mercury!
As Bonnie falls back to the mat, grabbing at her face in pain as Casey uses the ropes to pull to her feet inside the ring.
Sebastian Reid: Mercury in the ring, bringing that ladder with him.
Mercury charges forward and tries to ram Casey with the ladder, but she’s able to duck underneath and roll forward as Julian runs the ladder into the top rope. Casey is quick to react as the leg is swept out from underneath Julian which causes him to drop onto his back with the ladder positions the ladder on top as Holliday pops back up for the offense.
Jimmy Garcia: Big leg drop from Holliday, smashing that ladder against Julian Mercury!
Mercury rolls out from underneath the ladder, allowing Casey to scoop it up and set up her climb to the top a bit off from the center of the ring. Fausse begins to crawl towards the opposite side and pulls herself up the rungs before making the recovery and joining Casey up top.
Gravedigger: Holliday reaching for the envelope, but Fausse with some big haymakers at the top of the ladder!
Sebastian Reid: Holliday fumbling off the ladder a bit, Fausse reaching for another envelope now!
Jimmy Garcia: She’s got it!
Gravedigger: What’s it gonna be?
Sebastian Reid: Damian Kaine back up, going to join Fausse on the ladder himself!
Fausse hesitates with opening the envelope, looking down at her Brotherhood ally before proceeding to open up another blank. She looks down in frustration as Damian nears the top.
Jimmy Garcia: It’s time for a Brotherhood faceoff in the first ever Golden Ticket match!
Erin throws the first strike, but Kaine manages to duck it. He pops back up with a big strike of his own which wobbles Erin a bit, but Fausse is able to fire back with a few vicious headbutts that send Kaine back to the mat. Fausse catches her balance and grips the ladder tight as she scoots herself and the ladder back towards a more center position.
Gravedigger: Smart strategy, not even having to jump down for a move there and she’s right under another envelope!
Sebastian Reid: Bonnie Blue back up though!
Jimmy Garcia: After that shot to the face courtesy of Julian Mercury, I’m shocked that she’s able to stand!
Gravedigger: Bonnie grabbing the ladder, pushing back on it now!
Sebastian Reid: The ladder set up on the outside just below Fausse! That ladder that Holliday set up earlier could spell doom for Erin Fausse!
Jimmy Garcia: NO NO NO NO NO!!!!
Crowd: HOLY FUCK! HOLY FUCK! HOLY FUCK!
Gravedigger: Fausse thrown off through that ladder, crashing through that metal like it’s paper thin!
Sebastian Reid: Bonnie collapsing back, the physical toll is showing for her right now.
With the ladder still up, Mercury is able to get to his feet and begin his own climb towards the same envelope that Fausse had been reaching for.
Jimmy Garcia: Here comes Damian Kaine after Mercury!
Kaine climbs the other side while Casey Holliday is also up, setting another ladder up under one of the remaining envelopes. Bonnie collects herself once more, moving towards the other side of Casey’s ladder as Mercury hits Kaine in the temple with a few big elbows that cause him to dangle a bit off the side of the ladder.
Gravedigger: Mercury reaching for the envelope.
Sebastian Reid: Big kick from Damian Kaine!
Jimmy Garcia: There’s another one from him!
Gravedigger: Third kick and Mercury hits the mat!
Sebastian Reid: Kaine is alone now, Damian Kaine reaching for the envelope!
Jimmy Garcia: DK snatches it! What’s it gonna be?!
Kaine tears it open, revealing bold, black ink.
Gravedigger: DAMIAN KAINE IS THE NEW TV CHAMPION!
Sebastian Reid: There goes the first prize, but we’ve still got the Golden Ticket suspended somewhere above the ring!
Jimmy Garcia: Kaine celebrating a bit on top of the ladder, showing plenty of wear himself as Holliday and Blue still fight it out on the above the opposite side of the ring!
With a couple of big right hands, Bonnie positions herself on the top, hanging over Casey a bit.
Gravedigger: Bonnie trying to pull Casey in for a Weeping Angel!
Sebastian Reid: Not from the top of the ladder, that’s damn near homicide!
Jimmy Garcia: Casey gripping onto the top of the ladder though, refusing to go as these two are barely stable up there!
Casey pulls back down, reversing the momentum on Bonnie.
Gravedigger: Bonnie thrown back! Casey’s alone!
Sebastian Reid: Snatching down the envelope!
Casey opens the envelope and reaches in to remove the paper inside.
Jimmy Garcia: SHE’S DONE IT!
DING DING DING!!
Casey looks on with wide eyes as she grips a golden slip in her hands. Kaine turns back from his, looking on with minor defeat as Holliday screams out in victory opposite him.
Taylor Lorde: The winner of the Golden Ticket match, Caaassseeey Hollllidayy!!
Gravedigger: We’ve got a new TV champion and the winner of the first ever Golden Ticket has just been put into the history books!
Casey raises the gold paper above her head, a smile spread across her face as she points toward the back and does a motion to indicate the UCI world championship’s potential next owner. Holliday slowly backs down off the ladder as wreckage lay all around.
Sebastian Reid: Kevin Bishop and Dustin Beaver better take note, because whoever walks out as champion has a gigantic target on their head now!
UCI World Heavyweight Championship
Kevin Bishop © vs Dustin Beaver
The Wembley Stadium has been a witness to this amazing night in UCI history. Beyond is more than just a PPV name, it was a dynasty created by the very best talent in Professional Wrestling. Tonight, Dustin Beaver, the inaugural UCI Infinity Match winner, faces off against the longest reigning UCI World Heavyweight Champion, Kevin Bishop. The camera turns back to the commentary team ready to call the action for the last time tonight.
Jimmy Garcia: After crazy moments and matches, we’ve seen possibly the most shocking moments in human history. Now we are here at the main event of the grandest stage of them all. It all started when Kevin Bishop became the sole survivor of the Civil War then won the UCI World Heavyweight Championship at Black Mass. However, Dustin Beaver made his return at Infinity and won the Infinity Match as #1 to earn this shot at the World Championship.
Sebastian Reid: Or should we talk about that Kevin Bishop’s Brotherhood storming into the promotion and dismantling the ring? Attacking the referees, holding Taylor Lorde hostage and attacking us as well? Kevin Bishop is a madman who is addicted and hellbent on being powerful. His lust to own UCI and command all of it has put innocent people in danger. For the sake of our company, I hope Dustin Beaver beats the brakes off him!
Gravedigger: Oh shut up Sebastian! He did what he had to do! He’s right! How many times have the so called heroes ruined lives and opportunities for other wrestlers? We had to deal with The Guardians running a muck for the entire year of 2016. Everything was always about them and they are responsible for a lot of careers ruined, ended and even lives put to shame. I stand behind The Brotherhood and I’m willing to have Kevin Bishop destroy Dustin Beaver on behalf of the real people in UCI!
Sebastian Reid: And you call me an ass kisser? The Brotherhood beat you down and you’re willing to join them?!
Gravedigger: Hey. I’m choosing the winning side every time.
Jimmy Garcia: Well inside the ring are Johnny Rabid, Spencer Adams and Taylor Lorde. This is the match everyone has been waiting for. The inaugural Infinity Match Winner against the greatest UCI World Heavyweight Champion. Dustin Beaver will officially challenge Kevin Bishop in the main event of UCI Presents: Beyond for the UCI World Heavyweight Championship! Here we go!
Inside the ring are Johnny Rabid, Taylor Lorde, the referee and Spencer Adams holding a briefcase in his hands. The London crowd are preparing for the main event and they have no problems showing who they will stand behind.
Crowd: DUSTIN BEAVER! DUSTIN BEAVER! DUSTIN BEAVER! DUSTIN BEAVER!
“Where Are U Now” by Skrillex and Justin Bieber take off around the Wembley Stadium’s stereo system immediately sparking the English crowd to go insane. All lights start flashing around the audience and a single spotlight shines revealing Dustin Beaver walking out to the stage. He stands center stage nodding to the beat of the song and also smiling at the crazy fans. The digital ramp forms a white runway letting Beaver strut his stuff all the way through.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BEAVER! BEAVER! BEAVER! BEAVER!
Dustin walks down the long digital ramp with the lights flashing everywhere as if Paparazzi took over the stage. He waves to the fans behind their barricades as he makes his way down to the ring; Dustin’s biggest opportunity in his career to be the UCI World Heavyweight Champion in the main event at Beyond is a dream come true. He stops in his walk to view the entire 90,000 fans who paid to see their True Beavliever.
Sebastian Reid: The former UCI Television Champion made his return in the Infinity Match. He started out as number one then fought through thirty nine other contenders to win this opportunity. Kevin Bishop felt threatened and knew he was going to be in a fight but I know deep in my heart that Dustin Beaver will defeat the leader of the Brotherhood and put an end to his madness!
Wearing bright pink underwear, matte purple wristbands, matte purple elbow pads, matte purple knee pads, and white Air Yeezy 3 sneakers. Beaver stops before the apron before walking around the entire ring interacting with the fans at ringside. He runs along the apron then slides on one knee all the way to the top turnbuckles. Dustin stands on the middle one revealing those pearly whites to the crowd.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WE BEAVLIEVE! WE BEAVLIEVE! WE BEAVLIEVE! WE BEAVLIEVE!
Gravedigger: Another one of UCI’s heroes who followed on selfish tendencies. Let’s bet honest, Dustin Beaver hasn’t shown up in months and then he gets a spot in the Infinity Match? What about the others who worked hard to even get a match to qualify? This is what I meant by Kevin Bishop doing the right and taking out all the heroes in UCI. You’ll realize they are the true villains in the world and they need to be eradicated!
Dustin Beaver hops off the middle turnbuckle and enters into the ring through the ropes. He stands on another middle turnbuckle at a corner garnering praise from the crowd. Every fan is cheering Dustin and he drops down off the turnbuckle to the mat in his corner. He shakes the hand of Rabid, Adams then backs off in his corner where his music fades away. Only the crowd’s cheers are heard on this very occasion.
Crowd: DUSTIN BEAVER! DUSTIN BEAVER! DUSTIN BEAVER! DUSTIN BEAVER!
Jimmy Garcia: You can feel the tension rising so thick in the environment that all eyes are turned onto one man and that is Dustin Beaver. He fought the world and came out victorious to face the one man who is arguably the greatest World Champion in all of UCI. Could Dustin Beaver be the chosen one to dethrone the King of the Brotherhood and become the new UCI World Heavyweight Champion?
All lights in the arena slowly fades away and the London are not too keen on who is about to come out until they see a line of Brotherhood followers dressed as ruids walking out to the stage. These black hooded figures holding candles lined up on the stage and down each side of the digital entrance ramp. They raise their candles high and the stereo system introduces these heavy bass drops.
“See...the world from afar.”
The lights slowly flash to the drop of every hard baseline. Smoke arises from the stage as we see a light shine over a hole in the center stage.
“Like dust from a star.”
A cloaked figure with the UCI World Heavyweight Championship belt around his waist rises from the depths of Hell. The long black robes drenching over the iron throne as Kevin Bishop emerges sitting down on a throne when “Event Horizon” by Stitched Up Heart plays. The lights only shine on him and every Brotherhood druid bows to their king. Smoke forms around his throne and Kevin gets off his seat.
Crowd: YOU FUCKING SUCK! YOU FUCKING SUCK! YOU FUCKING SUCK! YOU FUCKING SUCK!
He stands and extends his arms out where a couple of loyal druids removes his robes and takes off his crown. They also ensure he is well groomed and prepared for the match as the digital ramp portrays a path covered in blood and guts spelling out “Brotherhood” for Kevin Bishop. Bishop marches down the digital ramp with the light only on him, darkness everywhere else. What an entrance for a true UCI World Heavyweight Champion.
Gravedigger: Now this is beauty at it’s finest. We are in the presence of the longest reigning UCI World Heavyweight Champion. Dion Necurat, Shadowlove, Alex Richards and very soon to be added to the list is Dustin Beaver. This man is a pioneer and the rightful choice to lead UCI into 2017. No one deserves to be at the top more than Kevin Bishop in UCI period!
Kevin stops before the apron and the druids return backstage. A spotlight emerges over the steel steps where he climbs all the way to the top before the steel post. He raises his arms, spreading them out wide while turning his head up to the sky. All lights are restored around the entire Wembley Stadium along with fireworks exploding around each section at the top of the stadium.
Sebastian Reid: While others call him a king, I call him a coward. He brought a group of psychotic people who tore the ring apart and held innocent lives in danger all because of his addiction for power. Becoming UCI World Heavyweight Champion wasn’t enough, he wanted the entire company at his disposal so God help us all if he retains his championship tonight.
Wearing black trunks with The Plague in white gothic lettering on the back, he has white tape on wrists and fingers, and he wears knee high kick pad/boots. Kevin stands on the middle turnbuckle with his other leg on the top turnbuckle, he unstraps the UCI World Heavyweight Championship belt from around his waist and raises it high above his head. He points at Beaver in his corner who is ready to take him on then hops over the top rope into his corner.
Jimmy Garcia: You cannot deny the days of his reign. Over one hundred days as UCI World Heavyweight Champion and possibly the most dominant man in the ring. Kevin Bishop personifies athleticism, influence and wrestling royalty. Tonight, he puts everything on the line and shall have another opportunity to define his power in UCI. The Brotherhood against The Beavlievers. It will be a war of all ages.
Once his entrance music fades away, London is hounding down on the World Heavyweight Champion. The referee stands in the middle along with Spencer Adams, Johnny Rabid and Taylor Lorde wearing her new red dress with white high heels on. She raises the microphone up close to her lips and starts the match introductions.
Ding Ding Ding!
Taylor Lorde: Ladies and Gentlemen! The following contest is our Main Event of the evening! This match is scheduled for one fall and it is for the UCI World Heavyweight Championship!
Taylor Lorde: Introducing first, the challenger! Hailing from Toronto, Ontario, Canada! At six feet, two inches tall, weighing in at 210 pounds. He is the inaugural Infinity Match Winner, “The Supreme Beavliever” Dustin Beaver!
Dustin Beaver steps out of his corner and punches the air yelling at Kevin Bishop who is leaned back in the corner with an emotionless stare at his opponent. Beaver backs off and nods his head to the crazy supporting chants thrown by the fans at ringside until it escalates around the audience.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing his opponent! Hailing from New York City, New York! At six feet, three inches tall, weighing in at 245 pounds. He is the reigning, defending, undisputed, UCI World Heavyweight Champion, “The King of the Brotherhood” Kevin Bishop!
Kevin slowly walks into the center of the ring where he takes the belt straps in both hands before raising it above his head. Notice how he stands upright with that chest poked out, not a single word muttered and those evil eyes piercing into the chest of Dustin Beaver. He backs off into the corner where the referee hands the old to Johnny Rabid before Spencer Adams opens the briefcase. The referee takes the new designed belt and raises it for all to see.
Crowd: THAT IS BEAUTIFUL! THAT IS BEAUTIFUL! THAT IS BEAUTIFUL! THAT IS BEAUTIFUL!
The referee hands the championship belt back to Spencer Adams who is at the ringside booth with Taylor Lorde and Johnny Rabid. Everything is set and the competitors inside the ring are preparing for action.
Jimmy Garcia: You’ve waited months for this and here we go. Dustin Beaver, Kevin Bishop, UCI World Heavyweight Championship on the line. Here we go!
Ding Ding Ding!
Dustin Beaver takes no time charging from his corner into the Bishop’s corner where he squashes him against the turnbuckles with an Avalanche. Holding him down against the corner turnbuckles, Kevin blocks the back to back Forearm Shots with his arms. Dustin is unloading with an explosive offense and won’t let up off the champion due to his impatience to win the UCI World Heavyweight Championship!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BEAVER! BEAVER! BEAVER! BEAVER! BEAVER!
Kevin pushes him off allowing him some breathing room but Dustin repeats the same action. He closes the window on the champion and pummels him down with Forearm Shots again. This time the referee steps in and begins the count.
Beaver is shoved off by the referee and has to make peace with the demons of giving the champion some space to recover. The match has already started out fast paced which is what the London crowd has loved so much. When Dustin goes back into the corner, Kevin explodes and leaps up to knock a Bicycle Knee Strike into his chin knocking the contender down onto the canvas. He rubs his lips then snarls at Dustin doing him dirty.
Jimmy Garcia: The match has already started and we’re seeing some fast paced action between Dustin Beaver and Kevin Bishop. Already Kevin Bishop has put down Dustin Beaver with a sick Blindsiding Bicycle Knee strikes into his chin putting him off his game. You don’t want to blink because you’ll might miss ten moves in this match!
Gravedigger: Go Kevin Go! Beat that little twerp down on his back and watch him beg for his life!
Dustin is helped back up to his feet and eats a Spinning Back Kick into the ribs that forces him to bend over in the center of the ring. Kevin shoves his head underneath his right arm pit, hooks the arm around his neck then lifts him in a Vertical Suplex before dropping him down in a seated position to finish with a Falcon Arrow. The first pin attempt is made when Bishop hooks the right leg up off the landing!
Sebastian Reid: Falcon Arrow with the pin attempt!
Of course Dustin isn’t going to kick out immediately. Kevin stands on his knees to start driving fists down on Beaver’s head who cover up from the blows. He stands up with the contender then whips him down into the ropes where off the spring, Dustin ducks under a right arm. Returning again into Bishop, he ducks under the right arm then uses it to wrap his legs around his neck and take him down with a Spinning Headscissors!
Kevin rolls up from the landing and turns back around into Dustin Beaver where he eats a Standing Dropkick shoving him into the corner. He hits the turnbuckles pretty where he eats another Corner Clothesline by the contender. Beaver lets Bishop walk out of the corner for him to stand on the middle turnbuckle. The champion gets blasted off the mat by a second rope Missile Dropkick!
Sebastian Reid: Corner Clothesline followed by a Missile Dropkick! Dustin Beaver has done his homework and he is ready to bring all the action onto Kevin Bishop!
Dustin crawls along the canvas after Bishop is planted down on the canvas. He hooks up the right leg and the referee falls down onto his side to count the pin attempt!
No! Kevin kicks out from the pin attempt leaving Dustin to pick up the pace. He helps Kevin back up to his feet and nails a few Forearm Shots into his nose. Kevin has his right arm twisted over the head of Dustin leaving him in a vulnerable position to get whipped into the ropes. Upon the return, Beaver hugs his arms around his body attempting to end it early but Bishop breaks the hold and leaves the ring.
Gravedigger: I don’t understand why London is booing Kevin Bishop. He’s the best World Champion and he’s smart. He’s not going to let Dustin get the upper hand so they all need to relax and let the man of the hour do his thing!
Dustin also leaves the ring and follows behind Bishop who rubs his head to recover from some of the blows and combinations made. The referee stands at the ropes where Bishop gets his head caved in after getting slammed face first on the commentary table edge. The count officially begins and Beaver keeps laying it down on the World Champion.
Beaver slams his face off the table edge again then slowly removes the contents. Jimmy Garcia, Sebastian Reid and Gravedigger all get up out of their seats allowing the action to continue. However, Kevin Bishop responds with a Roundhouse Kick clocking his opponent in the ear and the strength of the blow puts the contender on top of the announce table.
Jimmy Garcia: A Roundhouse Kick nearly took Dustin’s head off. Sorry if you’re hearing a lot of commotion for all the Syfy fans out there but the action has gone completely out of control and turned to our announce table.
Gravedigger: Kill him Bishop! Kill him! Put his dumb lookin’ ass through the table and end this dude for all eternity!
Kevin gets on top of the table then drags Beaver up to his feet using his right leg. He clocks Beaver in the ribs with knees in the Muay Thai clinch then turns him around. Hugging his opponent, Dustin is lifted but manages to keep his feet. He elbows Bishop in the face a few times to break the German Suplex hold off of him and gain some space.
Sebastian Reid: That was too close. If Dustin Beaver got German Suplexed through the table, it would have been the end of his career!
Beaver spins around attempting a Rolling Elbow but Kevin catches the right arm and uses it to pull it over the right shoulder. He looks the right leg from behind then powers Dustin in the air before landing an Exploder Suplex destroying the other announce table. Dustin Beaver’s body crashes the entire commentary table setting the pieces everywhere. His body lying down in the wreckage and Kevin slides into the ring immediately avoiding the count!
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Jimmy Garcia: My God! Exploder Suplex through the commentary table! Dustin Beaver crashed through the table neck first and Kevin Bishop is already inside the ring to avoid being counted out. Kevin has the championship advantage so if Beaver wins by countout, he still retains the UCI World Heavyweight Championship!
Dustin coughs a few times before rolling over onto his chest. He crawls over to the apron across the broken pieces of the announce table. Bishop stands in the center of the ring with his arms folded not even surprised Beaver can get back up.
Sebastian Reid: He’s going to get counted out!
Beaver rolls into the ring beating the count and Bishop prepares bending down, stalking down his opponent. When Dustin gets up, he eats a leaping Spinning Knee Strikes into the temple nearly taking him out of consciousness. Bishop holds down onto the head and hooks the arm over his neck; He lifts him into a Vertical Suplex before spiking him on the head with a Snap Brainbuster!
Gravedigger: SNAP BRAINBUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Here is the pin attempt, Kevin Bishop is going to retain!
No! Dustin Beaver kicks out just before the hand slaps the mat for the third time. Bishop stands back up and walks around the ring signalling that this match is over before it even begun. When Dustin gets up, Bishop falls into the ropes behind the ropes attempting for a Discus Clothesline but Dustin grabs both arms and shoves his head into the canvas. He drops him on his head with a Double Arm DDT!
Sebastian Reid: Double Arm DDT! Double Arm DDT puts the champion down and Dustin Beaver is feeling the momentum building!
Beaver takes a moment to get back up to his feet and slowly looks off to Kevin Bishop rising onto his feet still dazed from the blow. Dustin knocks Bishop to the mat with a Clothesline but upon getting back up, another Clothesline knocks him down again. Third time’s a charm is well lucked out for the Supreme Beavliever as the World Champion eats a Dropkick in the nose!
Gravedigger: Boo! A simple Dropkick, I can do that too!
Sebastian Reid: Shut up Gravedigger! Dustin Beaver is actually putting in work and the UCI World Heavyweight Champion is in some serious trouble!
Dustin doesn’t hesitate to bring the World Champion back up to his feet. He grabs onto the right arm and whips him into the corner turnbuckles where his back gets glued. When Dustin charges in with the right arm again, Kevin ducks under it before hugging him from behind. He takes his contender for a ride with a German Suplex planting him on the canvas!
Jimmy Garcia: German Suplex!!! He has him up again for another!
Beaver can’t get enough of the offense as he gets German Suplexed onto the back of his head again but to make matters worse, he gets lifted up in that original position again. Kevin tucks back the head for a Reverse Suplex lifting him over before slamming him gut first on the top rope. His body hangs over the top rope after hitting that signature moe!
Sebastian Reid: THE IRON MAIDEN!
Gravedigger: TOLD YOU! KEVIN BISHOP HAS THIS MATCH OVER AND I DON’T CARE IF LONDON, ENGLAND IS AGAINST THE WORLD CHAMPION! THIS IS HIS NIGHT!
Bishop has that sick smirk on his face as he holds onto each side of the top rope. He climbs onto the middle turnbuckle then over lifts Dustin’s arm around his own neck. Dustin’s leg gets hooked up and Bishop nods to the crowd until the contender fights out of the grip. The two start exchanging Forearm Shots into each other’s heads like wild men!
Jimmy Garcia: DUSTIN BEAVER WAS ALMOST GOING TO THE S.R.N BUT HE SAYS NO! THE TWO ARE BRAWLING IT OUT ON THE TOP ROPE BUT ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN!
The final forearm from Kevin Bishop is blocked and Dustin Beaver counts with a Headbutt. The World Champion bends down before him and the opportunity reveals itself. Both arms Underhooked, Dustin Beaver drops down from the middle turnbuckle with Kevin then lands a Double Underhook Facebuster from the middle rope which sets the crowd on fire!
Sebastian Reid: THE BASS DROP! THE BASS DROP! WE’RE GONNA HAVE A NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! HERE IS THE PIN ATTEMPT!
No! Kevin Bishop kicks out at the last second and Dustin Beaver sits up on the canvas completely confused. How did Kevin kick out was really beyond him. He gets back up on his feet and stalks the World Champion who holds onto the top rope to help him back up to his feet. When he turns around, Beaver clasps his arms around his body before lifting him into the Beaver to Belly!
Jimmy Garcia: BEAVER TO BELLY! BEAVER TO BELLY! BEAVER TO BELLY! THIS IS IT! HERE IS THE PIN ATTEMPT!
Kevin Bishop kicks out of the Beaver to Belly leaving Dustin Beaver to sit up on the canvas in complete shock. He slaps his hand on the mat frustrated that the World Champion wouldn’t get knocked out. He gets back up on his feet and helps Bishop to his feet before trying another Beaver to Belly. Unfortunately, the World Champion spins out of the hole and knocks Beaver into the corner with a Superkick to the back of his head!
Sebastian Reid: HE MANAGED TO KICK OUT OF THE BEAVER TO BELLY AND NAIL HIS OPPONENT WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD?! THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!
Beaver lands into the corner where he gets scooted up to the top turnbuckle. Kevin Bishop climbs all the way to the middle rope flipping off the fans at ringside. He overhooks his right arm, holds onto the right leg then both men are on the top rope. Kevin Bishop fall backwards with Dustin Beaver and hits the Exploder Suplex from the top. Finishing him off with the S.R.N!
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Jimmy Garcia: EXPLODER SUPLEX FROM THE TOP ROPE! THE SCAFFOLDING REMINISCENT NIGHTMARE! THE S.R.N HAS BEEN HIT!
Sebastian Reid: NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
Gravedigger: GO FOR THE PIN YOU IDIOT!
Dustin Beaver is out cold in the center of the ring and Kevin Bishop drops down on top of his chest to hook the leg. The referee slides down on his right side to count the pin attempt!
Ding Ding Ding!
“Event Horizon” by Stitched Up Heart replays around the Wembley Stadium and the entire London crowd are rioting from Kevin Bishop’s victory. He stands up from the pin attempt and points at Spencer Adams to get inside the ring and hand him the championship belt. All the members of the Brotherhood come down to the ring to congratulate their King while Spencer is hesitant on giving him the belt.
Taylor Lorde: Here is your winner and STILL the UCI World Heavyweight Champion, “The King of the Brotherhood” Kevin Bishop!
Gravedigger: No matter how much men or women you put in front of the Brotherhood, Kevin Bishop will use his power to destroy them all. The UCI wanted Dustin Beaver but he fell like every other competitor sent out to destroy Bishop. Congratulations Bishop on retaining the belt. Spencer, hand him the damn belt so we can go to the Brotherhood after party!
Inside the ring, the Brotherhood are lined up and Kevin Bishop extends his hand out to Spencer Adams looking at the UCI World Heavyweight Championship belt. He’s confused what to do; He keeps looking between Beaver, the fans, and The Brotherhood. The situation is so intense that even his entrance music stops and the crowd are trying to persuade Spencer Adams.
Crowd: PLEASE DON’T DO IT! PLEASE DON’T DO IT! PLEASE DON’T DO IT! PLEASE DON’T DO IT!
Sebastian Reid: Spencer. Please. Don’t give him the belt. The Brotherhood are trying to take over UCI. You do this and there’s no turning back. Please…
Dustin Beaver receives help to stand and holds onto Spencer’s right shoulder from behind ensuring he has his back. Spencer on the other hand nods his head and knows what he needs to do. Out of nowhere, he swings the UCI World Heavyweight Championship belt into the skull of Dustin Beaver knocking him out on the canvas right then and there!
Sebastian Reid: WHAT THE ACTUAL F**K DID YOU DO?!
Gravedigger: OH YES! OH YEEEEEEEEEES! THIS MEANS- THIS REALLY MEANS…!
Spencer Adams wraps the UCI World Heavyweight Championship around Kevin’s waist. His entrance music plays again as the London crowd started throwing bottles, glow sticks and other merchandise they bought into the ring as the entire Brotherhood are revealed. Kevin Bishop stands alongside Spencer Adams and the others raising the championship belt over his head. Fireworks emerge from the stage and at the top of the arena with confetti falling from the sky!
Jimmy Garcia: This...nothing can be said. Spencer Adams has joined The Brotherhood. It’s over. The UCI has been taken by the Brotherhood and it’s ruler is none other than the King, Kevin Bishop. This is Jimmy Garcia, Sebastian Reid and Gravedigger reporting live from the Wembley Stadium in London, England for UCI Presents: Beyond. Thank you for everyone who joined and please wish the future of UCI well. The Brotherhood have won.